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Previously on "Weeds"...
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I want weed.
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I hear you get great shit
from Afghanistan.
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Oh, you're the assholes
who jacked the pot.
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Do her.
Don't do her.
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Oh, yeah.
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We celebrate the closing
of escrow on this,
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the Botwin-Price-Gray
family compound.
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I'm in the police academy.
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We're criminals.
It's the family business.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I think I want to be a cop.
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But you're not off the rails.
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You're here, and I'm here,
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and we're both
in the "dead daddy" club.
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Kindred spirits.
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When is your mother coming back?
I need her help.
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I'm about to run out of supply,
and I can't --
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People don't change.
It's bullshit!
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Are you
on roller skates?
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Yeah. I'm, uh, coaching
the twins' derby team.
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Andy and I are at the room
at the top of the stairs.
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In the same room together --
the two of us.
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Do you hear me?
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Oh, shit.
I think the bullet's moving.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Is someone out there?
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Hello?
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- I get it. Duck.
- Hey, kiddo.
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I like these pictures you drew.
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Naked mole rat?
He's obsessed.
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Oh, yeah.
What is a naked mole rat?
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It's like a hairless rodent.
It looks like an al--
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Oh, could you please
let him answer?
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Now, who wants breakfast tacos,
mystery man?
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Tiny feet?
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How about today...
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You and I go and see
a real naked...
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Mouse thing?
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You're taking him to the zoo?
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You know,
it's such a nice day out.
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Oh, Nance, he's a runner.
You can't keep up.
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Sure, I can.
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You could rent
a motorized wheelchair.
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Lenny used to do it
at Disneyland
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so he could cut the lines.
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What if he falls
and cracks his head open?
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I'll take him to the hospital.
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It's amazing what they can do
for head injuries these days.
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I slept 18 hours last night.
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Very jealous.
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Oh, yeah?
You got insomnia, Nance?
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Ambien.
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Gives you freaky dreams,
but you'll sleep like a baby.
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How about this?
We all go.
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No, I need some alone time
with him.
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And I've been doing exercises.
I can handle it.
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Exercises?
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I haven't seen you exercise
since you've been back.
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Mm-hmm.
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I stretch the stretchy thing...
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Squeeze the ball.
I'm taking him.
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What's next?
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Are you gonna frisk the sink,
arrest the toilet?
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Nah, maybe I'll just
bust up the grow house.
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Us both living here.
It's nuts, right?
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I'm not actually
gonna bust you.
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- No, but you could.
- Not really.
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I can't even write
parking tickets yet.
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Yeah, well, one day.
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One day
marijuana will be legal,
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and you and mom can buy a kiosk
at the Danbury mall.
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Until then, I'd hang heavier
drapes in the grow house
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or a black shower curtain.
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Thanks for the advice...
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Copper.
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No prob, perp.
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Hey! Hey!
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What are you doing?
This is my paper.
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It was your paper.
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But you forfeited that right
when your giant horse-dog
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Play-doh'd all over
my front porch.
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My dog does not shit on brick.
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She's a grass shitter,
sometimes wood chips.
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Wade, dear,
you forgot to take your Lexapro.
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Later, mother.
I'm busy!
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You still live
with your mother?
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Just get off our property.
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Like this child?
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Where's she going, huh?
She's not going anywhere.
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She's like you.
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Oh, great!
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Ah, kismet.
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Shit foot.
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I'm looking up directions
to the zoo.
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We still need to talk
about the police academy.
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I stand by my love
of Steve Guttenberg.
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It's a very dangerous
profession.
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On any given day,
you can be shot.
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- I've already been shot.
- You know what I mean.
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Personally, I thought puppeteer
was a good fit for you.
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But maybe that's the kind of job
you can only do in Europe.
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Did he tell you?
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He's flexing in front
of a mirror
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with one of those
cop stick things.
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Billy club? Truncheon?
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We'll talk about this
when I get back.
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Stevie, come on!
Let's go!
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I can't talk right now.
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I'm not calling for you.
I'm calling for your mother.
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It's Kiku.
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Hello?
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Question.
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Are you recovered yet?
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I... can chew
with my mouth closed.
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Do sudoku.
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Great. I think I might be in
kind of, um, like, a situation?
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My friend India
who's a model from Sri Lanka
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gave me the name of this dealer
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named Jersey
who lives in Staten Island.
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So I'm at his place,
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and this is really not a healthy
business environment.
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Are you buying or what?
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Can you come here?
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I'm hanging out
with my kid today.
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Is bubble hash like a more
expensive version of weed?
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Oh, do not buy
bubble hash.
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Wait.
You're cutting out.
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- Did you say buy the bubble hash?
- No!
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Fucking Staten Island!
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- Look, I've sent you a car.
- No!
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Kiku, hello?
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Oh, my God.
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So, we have to take a tiny
detour through Staten Island,
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which probably has tons
of odd...
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Patchy-haired rodents.
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Right.
Dumb idea.
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Old-me idea.
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Um, Jill, can you...?
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Yes. Of course I can.
I'd love to.
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Ohh, I love the zoo.
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I love spending time with you.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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It's gonna be the best day ever.
Rawr, rawr!
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Uh, I have to help a friend,
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but how about tonight
we have a special dinner
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and you can sit next to me?
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How does that sound?
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Okay?
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Andy, can you cook, uh...
The...
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The thing with the --
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the squid and the spices?
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I can't...
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Uh...
Uh, no, I can't.
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I have derby practice tonight.
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Oh, fine.
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Well, we'll order in.
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Um, I'm wearing a sports bra.
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O-okay...
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I just thought
I should warn you.
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There's no hook.
Some guys get confused.
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Also, in college,
I thought maybe I was asexual.
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But it turns out
I just suck at intimacy.
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I think it's
a generational --
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Um, um, do you have
plans tonight?
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Are you asking me out
while your hand is on my boob?
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Only to dinner, if you want,
at my mom's house.
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You want me to meet your mom?
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She's pretty cool, actually.
You're a lot alike.
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She's really intense.
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That's a perversely sweet
thing to say.
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Yeah, I'll come tonight.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Hi.
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Uh, had a few questions.
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Yeah, shoot.
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This indoor weed strain
I'm working on --
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it's really strong,
but it has a kind of low yield.
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Do you have any
nutrient solutions
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that might help
force more buds?
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We sell, quote,
"gardening supplies."
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You're a hydroponic
supply store.
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Does New Jersey have
a different definition --
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I think what my friend here
is trying to say
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is that he's reducing
his food bill this month
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by growing cherry tomatoes
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in a safe and totally non-profit
home environment.
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Yes, he is over 21,
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and, no, he doesn't have
a criminal record.
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Do you?
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Connoisseur combo pack.
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Thanks, Mike.
I'll ring him up.
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- You work here?
- Part-time.
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Let me guess.
West coast?
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Oh, well, I live in Connecticut,
but I'm from California.
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Fucking love Cali!
Not that I've been.
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But I've read
everything by Didion.
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I went through a phase where I was
obsessed with 1960s surfing movies.
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Way more lax than East coast.
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Do you play ping-pong?
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Wait, don't answer that.
R.J.
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Silas.
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Kiku's gonna leave now, okay?
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Nah. She promised to buy
some of my product.
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- I did not promi--
- Fuck! You did!
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Your product is not what
she's supposed to be selling.
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We're not hash people.
It's a taste thing.
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It's different spices...
Of life.
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I have to sit.
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Are you okay?
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Why didn't you
just call Demetri?
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He refused to sell to me.
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I'm missing a day
with my kid, okay?
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What makes you think that I'm just
gonna let y'all walk out of here?
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I'm tired,
had a hard few months,
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eaten a lot of jell-o,
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discovering -- don't want
to be doing this anymore.
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Whole reason I hired you.
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I'm really grateful
you're gonna let us go,
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so I'd like
to offer you these --
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prescription pain-killers.
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There's a few left.
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I don't want pills.
That shit's addictive.
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Well, what do you want?
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What you think of her cane?
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Uh...
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It's simple...
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but festive.
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Get ready to start.
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He wrote
"yellow team base."
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What's base?
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That looks like a volcano.
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I don't know if this is
a good time to bring this up,
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but me and Silas --
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Oh, no. ♪ la la la la la ♪
Stop talking.
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He's like Christian Grey
without the money.
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It's pretty fucking hot.
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I don't know
who Christian Grey is.
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I don't care.
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Silas is a grown man.
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Speaking of grown men.
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Hey.
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Hang on a sec.
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Oh, with his idiot entourage.
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Wonderful.
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Could you give me a --
Just go away for a sec?
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You don't call.
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You don't write.
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I was in the brig.
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What, they don't have
mail there?
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00:14:31,899 --> 00:14:33,266
What about you?
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You only call me
when you need something?
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Send your little high-heel
tottering underlings?
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I was shot in the head.
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Oh, cut the bullshit.
257
00:14:40,976 --> 00:14:42,643
Just...
258
00:14:42,677 --> 00:14:45,813
You're fucking
somebody else, right?
259
00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:47,482
Shot in the head...
260
00:14:47,516 --> 00:14:49,250
For real, okay?
What?
261
00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:50,585
Holy shit.
262
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,155
Just sell to Kiku, okay?
263
00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:55,390
She needs weed.
Please sell her your weed.
264
00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:56,993
War's winding down.
265
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,429
Most of my guys have shipped
home already, anyway,
266
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,432
and even if I could get my hands
on supply for you --
267
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,367
which I'm not saying
that I can --
268
00:15:04,401 --> 00:15:05,801
but even if I did,
269
00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:08,137
I would have to grease
so many local palms
270
00:15:08,171 --> 00:15:10,605
that you and posh spice
over there
271
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,176
couldn't even begin to afford
that kind of olive oil.
272
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,843
Palm oil?
273
00:15:15,878 --> 00:15:18,112
I got you, sexy dealer lady!
274
00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:21,749
- What the fuck are you doing?!
- What did I do?
275
00:15:21,784 --> 00:15:23,585
She's got a bullet in her head!
276
00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:24,986
You point
a fucking laser gun at her?
277
00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:26,188
Fucking idiot!
278
00:15:26,222 --> 00:15:28,590
I didn't know
she took a bullet, man!
279
00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:30,626
- How was I supposed to know that?!
- What's happening? Is she hemorrhaging?
280
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,662
You okay?
Hey, can you hear me?
281
00:15:32,696 --> 00:15:34,130
I can do mouth-to-mouth.
282
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,398
I can do it.
283
00:15:35,432 --> 00:15:37,968
I can do it -- with my dick.
284
00:15:38,002 --> 00:15:39,503
- What?
- No overhead.
285
00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:41,171
What?
286
00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:43,507
Cash up front on time.
287
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,642
That's the...
288
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:48,445
best offer you're gonna get.
289
00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:52,716
All right.
290
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,484
I'll deal with you.
291
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:56,787
But you don't get
my heart this time.
292
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:57,988
Just business.
293
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,225
Hey. You okay?
294
00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:03,760
Everyone keeps asking me that.
295
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,428
"Are you okay?
Are you okay?"
296
00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:07,130
You know,
maybe people are concerned.
297
00:16:07,164 --> 00:16:09,565
Maybe people should mind
their own business.
298
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,901
...Has taken damage.Game over.
299
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:15,004
Please proceed to exit.
300
00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:19,543
I knew it.
301
00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:23,112
I'm... just taking inventory!
302
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:24,914
In case there's a hurricane.
303
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:27,250
You are cooking a gigantic
love feast for Nancy.
304
00:16:27,284 --> 00:16:30,019
Family love feast,
and I called Elizabitch,
305
00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:32,388
and she's cool to cover
derby practice for tonight.
306
00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:34,023
The girls hate Elizabitch.
307
00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:35,725
She always sticking them
in the penalty box!
308
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,260
Yeah, it's called
"compromise."
309
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:38,962
First zoo and now paella.
310
00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:41,197
I actually like you, Andy --
like, grown-up like you,
311
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,266
like I'm co-parenting
with you,
312
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,869
not to mention the fact that
your cock does magical things.
313
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:48,905
But all of a sudden,
Nancy springs back to life,
314
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:51,942
and she's got the gimpy leg
and her needy eyes,
315
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:53,443
and I don't know.
316
00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:55,111
Suddenly, you're cooking
for her, you're distant.
317
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:56,947
You haven't even once asked me
318
00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:58,549
how am I feeling about
the whole Scott situation,
319
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,718
which, by the way,
is freaking me out.
320
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,519
I need to know that you are
actually in this thing with me,
321
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,254
not just sticking your toe
in the water.
322
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:05,722
I only have eight toes.
323
00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:09,359
Hey. Come on.
324
00:17:09,393 --> 00:17:11,361
Come on.
325
00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:13,630
Mmm.
326
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:16,633
Hey, what are we doing?
327
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,135
We got, like,
a good thing going on.
328
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,572
Let's not ruin it
by overthinking.
329
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:25,809
That was the most artfully
noncommittal phrase ever.
330
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:26,910
- No.
- Yes.
331
00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:28,678
No. Maybe.
332
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:29,913
I don't know.
333
00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:33,216
You have company.
334
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:35,419
That's him.
335
00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:38,021
Sir, did you graffiti this dog?
336
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,456
Hmm.
337
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,026
She must have taken a nap
on one of my day-glo paintings,
338
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,695
where I wrote
those letters backwards.
339
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,929
It's very post-modern.
340
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:45,997
Liar.
341
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,732
Gilda only naps on pillows.
342
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,134
What kind of name is Gilda?
343
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,302
My grandmother's name.
344
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,703
Oh.
345
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,606
And does your grandmother
also shit and run?
346
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,841
She's dead.
347
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,609
And she was a state senator!
348
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:58,845
John, help me out here, please.
349
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:00,780
Mm, technically,
I can't write him up
350
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,149
for spray-painting a dog.
351
00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:06,153
Quote, "it is illegal to paint
a cow or a short-haired goat,"
352
00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:07,654
Old Sandwich ordinance 81-3.
353
00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:09,689
It doesn't say anything
about dogs.
354
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,693
Now, what about trespassing on
someone's yard and making caca?
355
00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:14,795
Oh, that's a $200 fine.
356
00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:16,964
He can't prove shit about shit!
357
00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:18,332
Well, got to go.
358
00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:20,367
Feel a bowel movement
coming on myself.
359
00:18:20,401 --> 00:18:21,635
You have a nice day, now.
360
00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,205
Oh, fuck you, Wilson!
361
00:18:24,239 --> 00:18:26,107
Fuck you!
362
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:33,181
Do you use bat guano?
363
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:35,616
No.
No, should I?
364
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,452
Oh, yeah. It helps with
the root development.
365
00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:40,855
I use Peruvian, but you can use
Jamaican or Indonesian.
366
00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:42,891
- Mike, the spitter -- he sells both.
- Cool.
367
00:18:42,925 --> 00:18:46,194
Yeah, I've heard of people
making, uh, nutrient tea
368
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:48,462
with, like,
worm castings and --
369
00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:50,497
Hey. Can you lock up
the grow house tonight?
370
00:18:50,532 --> 00:18:51,865
Why?
371
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,334
I'm having someone over --
a girl.
372
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,169
Are you having a play date?
373
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,870
Hey, I'm R.J.
374
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:01,407
I need to borrow this.
375
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:05,344
I'm setting up surveillance
to catch someone named Gilda.
376
00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:10,650
So, is your brother
in security?
377
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:14,888
No. He's a... cadet.
378
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:16,356
ROTC?
379
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,659
Police academy.
380
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:22,995
But in the city, though,
not in Connecticut.
381
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,597
Dude, that is
seriously fucked up!
382
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,332
No. It's...
383
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,234
It's cool.
I mean, we make it work.
384
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,303
Yeah, for now,
but wait till he has a badge
385
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,605
and friends in every department
in New York City.
386
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,074
Do you know what that kind
of power does to somebody?
387
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,510
Dude, if my brother was becoming
a cop, I'd be terrified.
388
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,878
I'd change my name to Vladimir.
389
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,880
But, hey, that's just me,
390
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,551
you know,
and my brother's an asshole.
391
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,357
I set up four
night-vision cameras --
392
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,126
two over the garage
and two in the front.
393
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,227
Plus motion detectors.
394
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,695
You owe me 300 bucks.
395
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,230
Where's Stevie?
396
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,965
Oh, Nance.
397
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,634
Hey, decided to cook after all,
398
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,302
just a few courses --
compromise, right?
399
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:07,473
Mom, this is Angela.
Angela, Nancy.
400
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,575
It's so neat to meet you.
401
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,078
What a neat surprise.
402
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:13,346
I invited her to dinner.
403
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,884
Um, where's Stevie?
404
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,187
In
405
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,894
I told her not to.
406
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,598
Poor guy.
407
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:34,100
He loved
the Komodo dragon exhibit,
408
00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:36,802
but I think he might be
allergic to lions.
409
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:39,438
His nose started to run.
410
00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:41,174
I gave him dimetapp.
411
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,843
Knocked him right out.
412
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:46,446
Oh! What a shot!
413
00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:50,683
So, you're also a cop?
414
00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:53,854
Yep -- third-generation.
415
00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:55,355
It's funny.
416
00:20:55,389 --> 00:20:58,157
In gym class growing up,
Shane couldn't do a pull-up.
417
00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:01,828
Had to do that 30-second
chin hang with the girls.
418
00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:03,997
Yeah, well,
Silas is unemployed.
419
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:05,632
Self-employed.
420
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,200
He worked as a bellhop once.
421
00:21:07,235 --> 00:21:10,370
Why were we working at a hotel?
422
00:21:10,405 --> 00:21:12,706
On the run because of...
423
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:14,107
That mexicunt, right?
424
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:16,543
The one Shane hit?
425
00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:18,312
What, no hit?
No hitting?
426
00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,314
Cunt? Bad word?
427
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,150
I'd like to welcome everyone
428
00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:27,888
to the Botwin-Price-Gray
family dinner -- take 2,
429
00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:29,723
continuing
430
00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:33,227
Where we left off before
we were so rudely interrupted
431
00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:34,862
by a .22-caliber bullet.
432
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:38,899
Angela, R.J., welcome.
433
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:42,036
I haven't really spoken
to either of you yet,
434
00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:43,571
but I'm -- I'm so glad
435
00:21:43,605 --> 00:21:46,708
my sons felt comfortable
bringing you here --
436
00:21:46,742 --> 00:21:50,178
will feel comfortable
bringing people here.
437
00:21:50,213 --> 00:21:53,548
As life goes on...
438
00:21:53,582 --> 00:21:56,284
gets more complicated,
439
00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:58,220
roads diverge,
440
00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:01,190
I love you both so much --
441
00:22:01,224 --> 00:22:03,125
all three of you, actually,
442
00:22:03,159 --> 00:22:06,495
because there was supposed to be
three of my sons at this table,
443
00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:08,697
but Jill put Judah to bed.
444
00:22:08,731 --> 00:22:10,866
So...
445
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,202
What?
446
00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:17,706
You mean Stevie?
447
00:22:17,741 --> 00:22:18,841
What did I say?
448
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:19,942
You said, "Judah."
449
00:22:19,976 --> 00:22:21,577
No, I didn't.
450
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:23,145
Yeah.
451
00:22:28,084 --> 00:22:30,018
No.
452
00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:39,929
Nance? Pants.
453
00:22:39,963 --> 00:22:41,597
What's going on?
What's wrong with her?
454
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:43,198
I don't know!
How would I know?!
455
00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:45,400
I told her not to go, didn't I?
Didn't I?
456
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:47,736
You're both so
completely irresponsible.
457
00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:50,039
Perfect. Go for it.
Let it all out -- again.
458
00:22:50,073 --> 00:22:51,707
Andy, it's called
communication.
459
00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:53,509
It's called dimetapp.
460
00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:55,644
It's called drugging a child
to mask your own insecurities.
461
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,112
I'm gonna go pick up the girls
from practice.
462
00:22:57,147 --> 00:22:58,214
Do not follow me.
463
00:22:58,248 --> 00:23:00,482
We're done, Andy!
464
00:23:00,517 --> 00:23:02,651
Uh, Mrs. Botwin,
are you okay?
465
00:23:02,686 --> 00:23:04,653
Huh? Uh-huh.
466
00:23:04,688 --> 00:23:06,255
- Wade, no!
- Eat shit, Wilson!
467
00:23:06,289 --> 00:23:07,556
Oh!
468
00:23:07,591 --> 00:23:08,657
Oh, what the fuck?!
469
00:23:11,028 --> 00:23:12,595
Ohh.
470
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,065
What?
I didn't throw shit at you.
471
00:23:15,099 --> 00:23:16,433
Oh, narc.
472
00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:18,635
Technically, "narc" refers
to the narcotics unit.
473
00:23:18,669 --> 00:23:20,337
Fine, you want to be a cop?
474
00:23:20,371 --> 00:23:22,406
You want to get high
on your own power? Enjoy.
475
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,174
What?
Silas, wait.
476
00:23:28,213 --> 00:23:30,781
Yeah, definitely shit.
477
00:23:33,285 --> 00:23:35,352
Ambien?
478
00:23:50,368 --> 00:23:54,537
I collapsed at laser tag.
479
00:23:56,507 --> 00:23:59,175
There were all these...
strobe lights.
480
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:02,445
Well, you're allowed to show
a little vulnerability, I think.
481
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,748
And...
482
00:24:08,018 --> 00:24:10,586
...I forgot his name.
483
00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:12,488
Oh, you did.
484
00:24:12,523 --> 00:24:16,826
But your brain is still
reorganizing itself.
485
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:18,895
Great.
486
00:24:18,929 --> 00:24:22,565
So Stevie will have
a zombie for a mother.
487
00:24:22,599 --> 00:24:24,233
There. You got it right --
Stevie.
488
00:24:25,502 --> 00:24:27,270
That was mean what Jill did.
489
00:24:27,304 --> 00:24:30,006
I think she was lashing out
at me, not you --
490
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,909
even though I chose her
this morning.
491
00:24:32,943 --> 00:24:35,511
And then I chose you,
the family.
492
00:24:35,546 --> 00:24:40,016
Why does commitment
have to be exclusive, huh?
493
00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:43,252
Anyway, I'll be sleeping on
the window bench tonight, so...
494
00:24:45,422 --> 00:24:48,124
...if you want to talk...
495
00:25:02,272 --> 00:25:04,373
Mommy?
496
00:25:04,407 --> 00:25:07,008
Yes, sweetie?
497
00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:10,845
I can't sleep.
498
00:25:10,879 --> 00:25:13,848
Aww.
499
00:25:13,882 --> 00:25:15,749
You know what?
500
00:25:15,784 --> 00:25:17,651
Me neither.
501
00:25:24,058 --> 00:25:28,394
Hey, can you keep a secret?
502
00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:32,931
All right. 1, 2, 3.
503
00:26:35,259 --> 00:26:38,127
You are mine, Gilda,
you delicious day-glo'd bitch.
504
00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:43,599
What the fuck?
505
00:26:59,893 --> 00:27:10,392
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