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It's locked.

Ah, so it is.

Excuse me.

Are you from around here?

Yes! I′m Sandy.

Welcome to Colorado.

Thank you. It′s beautiful.

My name is Alta Mariah Sophronia.

Allow me to introduce Mr. Milton

Tingling.

Milton Tingling of New York City.

It's a pleasure.

Doctor Ozanne Le Perrier.

Tell me, are you here for
business or pleasure?

As we say -

Minerals or Mineral Water?

A little of both?

Ah, well you will love it here.

Our spa in town is world-renowned.

Over a dozen bathing chambers,

all indoors, electric lighting.

All the latest hydrotherapy devices.

We get visitors from
all around the world.

Harper′s Magazine calls it
‶Simply stunning.″

Actually, we were planning on
riding off to a smaller,

natural spa - Meridian Springs?

I don't think I've heard of it.

Could you suggest a ranch
that will rent us horses?

Absolutely.

And if you need anything
for your trip

I run a store in town

Sandy Provisions.

Do you carry vests?

We sure do!

No matter how hard you try

you can′t plan for everything.

On the train I realized none of the
vests I brought seemed appropriate.

So true.

Is that a french cigarette?

May I?

I usually avoid American cigarettes
because how they make my hair smell.

But I've never tried a
French cigarette.

How much for the horses?

Hold on

I'll be right back.

Excuse me.

What's up little lady?

It's about that stone
I traded you for the horses.

I'm so sorry, it's not
magical at all

For most of my life I was
a confidence woman.

And I've renounced that life, but...

I'm discovering those tendencies
run deeper in than I thought.

You see

I began my career with
petty cons -

drink dosing, blackmail, but...

eventually I moved on to
the mystical con.

It's a safer scheme,
as a woman.

It's easier not to have to
change identities, and

instead of going out
to look for marks

they come to you.

And they keep coming
back for more.

There's really no limit to
the money you can make.

Excuse me

Do you rent -

I don't know what you
call it -

luggage for hoses?

Saddlebags?

We sure do.

Wonderful. And do you take
American Express?

Of course, just go on up to the barn
and they'll take care of you.

So -

I ran this mystical con in
St. Louis for several years.

I was really quite successful at it.

It seems the more audacious and

ridiculous the things I said were
the more money they would give me.

And not just money

I tricked people into
buying me jewels

They'd loan me their servants

I even got a dying businessman
to will me his estate.

Naturally, as the act
became more elaborate

I began to do research on
the mystic arts.

Acquired rare books.

It kept me a step ahead of the
competition and gave me ideas

You know, to enhance
the customer experience.

Mind you

I was using all this
stuff cynically.

I didn't believe any of it.

Then one day

I did.

It was as if

All the knowledge I had
accumulated quite unconsciously

suddenly revealed itself to me.

It was suddenly obvious
that there were huge

mystical forces at work
in the universer and that

my understanding of them
was so small.

It's funny -

a conversion experience

It doesn't look like
anything, there's no

outward change, but I'm
a completely different person.

I changed my name

gave up my life of fakery

and now I'm out here
searching for...

whatever.

How much for the horses?

No, the deal stands.

You're very charming

Besides, I love this rock

Ugh, it's so dusty.

Oooh what's that?

Hey there, do you need a ride?

Sorry, little English.

Do you speak German?

Spanish?

What were you doing
waiting out here?

I'm waiting for my brother to pick
me up and take me into town.

I work at a French restaurant.

There's a French restaurant
in that town?

Is it authentic?

Ah, that is why your
French is so beautiful!

Are you from the Ute tribe?

No, I'm Houma.
We're from Louisiana.

Do you know the Hopi?

Yes. They are south of here
in Arizona.

Excuse me.

I would like to present our
beautiful new friend

with a sketch I have made of her.

You will notice I
darkened your skin

and painted a straighter nose.

My interest is not simply
in surface appearance

but to evoke the essential
truths within you.

Your people's bloodline
has been diluted

by generations of intercourse with
the so-called civilized Whites.

My goal is to distill out
the ancient truth.

To, in my imagination
travel back in time

and revive the pure
Indian facial features

that are a physical expression
of their noble spirit.

I love it!

What a delightul girl.

Her french was terrible.

Yes, geology is certainly
considered a "hard" science

but it's not the hardest

Physics is the real
model of hard science.

You see the rules of Newton apply
everywhere in the universe

And have been fixed
throughout time.

What is beautiful about Geology

Is that to understand the
geology of a place

you have to learn it's
specific history.

There are rules, of course, but
how those rules have operated

Can only be discerned by interpreting
the facts. Interpreting the evidence.

So, who knows?

With this "Spirit-Energy"
science you propose...

Maybe, if repeatable laws
are discovered

It might one day be considered
as a hard science

But it will probably start off
very very soft.

Well, I'm in no hurry
for it to get hard.

I think a softer science is
better suited for humans

Especially in this day and age.

I think all sciences contain
elements of the hard and the soft

And what is hard and soft about
them might change over time.

For example, I'm a painter

Oh, you're an artist?

Oh yes.

I do watercolor illustrations
for a number of magazines.

Guess who loves his watercolors.

Oh it's no big deal.

Milton.

He told me on the train
he's gotten a letter of admiration

from Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Wow

Hey, can you give me
a hand with this?

I′m quite intrigued by the
Desert Botanical Scalp Treatment.

They prepare a deep conditioning
oil from the essences of

twigs and such.

That's all well and good

But it is most important that you give
ample time to taking in the waters.

The waters here are purported to contain
all eleven minerals necessary for health.

There's supposed to be
a cave that's

It's the Vapor Chamber

But it's actually a private cave with
naturally steaming mineral waters.

And the vapors envelop you and

they are absorbed through
the nose and mouth.

The pores.

How... intriguing.

I suppose we should
make the best of it.

Do you think there might be
glass in the water?

I doubt there were ever
any windows here.

I don't see any.

Hey guys, before we change

Are we going naked?

Of course.

I'd love that.

I'm so glad we're doing this.

It's so hypocritical to come all the
way to these springs and then

wear some ridiculous outfit.

I mean, isn't the whole point
to commune with nature?

To have our bodies
mix with the waters?

It's just so freeing.

This is how we do it in Europe.

We'll be like naked
water spririts.

This is so nice.

Do you guys notice

a smell?

That's just the sulfur.

It's very common for hot springs.

You'll get used to it.

No, but like underneath the sulfur.

There's an undersmell.

No, it's normal.

There is sulfur, sodium, selenium,
potassium, flouride, iron, and copper.

Very good spring.
Very adequate.

Hey guys

How long are you supposed
to stay in the hot springs?

I wait for the moment
when I don't know if

the sensations I'm feeling
are myself or the water.

For the moment when I no longer
feel the boundaries of my body.

You should draw water in the
same direction as the river flows.

This way you avoid
sediment and silt.

That is so smart.

Ooh, may I?

Everybody's always talking
about "The Supernatural".

And that's like, what's
above nature, right?

But is there a word for
what's below nature?

The subnatural?

I think that ties so
much together.

It's what I'm interested
in investigating

"Subnatural" phenomena.

This canned lobster
is delicious.

Thank you.

Do you guys know what
I would love right now?

Absinthe.

That sounds great,
do you have some?

No. Do you?

Those horses spooked me.

Howdy pardner.

Oh, hello.

Mind if we sit for a spell?

We're very weary from
our journey.

Where are you coming from?

Everywhere.

We've been bouncing around
through time.

Is that where you got
your futuristic clother?

We're from the future.

Everyone dresses like us.

Who are you talking to?

Do you see ghosts?

No, they're time travelers.

There's no such thing
as the future.

My friends can't see you.

We're wearing a special
makeup we invented.

The formulation makes the
wearer invisible to women.

Oh you're inventors.

These two young men have
concocted a charming makeup

that makes the wearer
invisible to women.

This is ridiculous.

That's so interesting.

What else have they invented?

Do you ever get...
frigid fingers?

This device might be
just the thing for you.

Through finger exercises
and aeration

magnetic energy stimulates circulation
improving vigor and immunity.

And curing cold hands.

This one's for the feet.

These clips attach gently
to your earlobes.

You then apply these suction cups
to your body in a number of configurations

in order to have to microvibrations
and rhythms of your organs

transmitted to your mind.

These should be worn while sleeping

not while moving or thinking.

This device operates on the
principles of piezoelectricty.

By adjusting the pressure
plates on the crystalline rock

you can modulate electrical shocks
travelling through this abdominal belt.

The shocks stimulate
your stomach muscles

Inducing nausea.

It's for weightloss
and proper digestion.

They're for health.

Are you guys interested
in health?

We are.

We're actually out here
for the health spa

though I must say it's
a major disappointment.

Oh no, this isn't the good spa

there's a much better spa
out on the plains.

It isn't far.

Much better.

You don't say. Wonderful.

These two say there's a
fantastic spa very nearby.

Would you be able to provide
us with directions?

-Of course.

What?

I believe you.

Thank you.

I'm going to bed.

Of course

It's impossible for anything
physical to travel back in time.

But the mind is not simply
physical, not just the brain.

There's also a metaphysical
aspect that exists outside of time.

It precedes the body,
and survives it.

So really it isn't difficult at all for
the metaphysical mind to time travel.

It's likely many of our minds
are time traveling frequently.

The challenge is how can we
in the physical world

access these experiences

And for this we are undergoing
deep hypno-regression treatments.

So this moment, we are actually
not experiencing as "now"

but as a memory we are
retrieving through hypnosis.

More coffee?

So guys, I'm really excited
to go find this other spa.

They said it's just a few
hours ride from here.

Let me see that map.

I don't know.

We're really not ready to wander into
the desert following a crude map like this.

We don't have supplies,
we don't have instruments

we don't have a sextant

- We won't need a sex tent.

- We won't need a sex tent.

I suppose you're right.

We have the horses
for a few more days.

Yes.

Plus, this is not very difficult terrain.

Besides, I'm a trained Geologist.

I feel so French.

It is very difficult in
Europe for scientists.

The schools produce more PhDs

than can possibly be employed.

Even to get work as
what you would call

a High School teacher

is very difficult for scientists.

Besides, for a Geologist

the US is terribly exciting.

Here you can touch things that
we could only see on plates.

It's so important to touch things.

And I'm sure there's a lot of work
you can find out here in Colorado

what with all the mining.

Or oil.

No.

I'm not interested in
this commercial work.

You know back home we are
practically choked with all the

financiers and speculators.

What's in your locket?

What?

The necklace you're wearing.
Is there a picture inside?

Who is it?

Show us.

No, it's nothing.

Oh come on.

Show us.

It's John Wesley Powell.

Is that your boyfriend?

Ooh!

A mushroom.

So, an Australian ship, The Penguin,
led by Captain Periwinkle,

is on a course near Antarctica.

Antarctica - is that where
all those explorers died?

No that′s the North Pole.

This is the Southern Pole,
which we know nothing about.

Anyhow

The Penguin gets itself
sucked into a freak current.

And it wrecks in an
undiscovered tropical land

hidden among the
glaciers and mountains.

Leaving his crew behind
to mend the ship

Captain Periwinkle goes exploring.

And he has a number of adventures

one I recall has him climbing
across a bridge of living monkeys.

Then in a jungle clearing he finds
some remnants of civilization

an abandoned encampment.

Completely exhausted,
he goes to sleep there.

When he wakes up he sees
his crew in the distance

but they're upside down.

And that's when he realizes

he's crossed over to another earth

one that is attached to
our earth at the pole.

No

I don't understand.

Like two orbs

touching at the tips.

But ah!

So this is like a joke story?

Oh no, it's very scary.

You see, this Periwinkle fellow and his
crew go deeper into this world

And soon find themselves
in a grand city

inhabited by an advanced
civilization of humans.

There are many wonders in the city

like a fountain of many colors.

At first these people seem scary

but then it turns out
they're quite lovely

and just happen to be enthralled
with a terrifying, evil deity.

Superstitions aside

they guide the crew back to their
ship and repair it for them.

But before parting

these lovely people make the crew promise
not to tell anyone about their land

not to tell anyone about their land

or to ever return.

So they all go back to Australia

to their families and such.

But, as time goes on

each of the crew members finds
themselves haunted by this evil deity.

Haunted by nightmares and visions.

The ship's cook goes mad
and poisins his whole family.

And so the captain comes
up with a plot

to lure the evil spirit
back to the other world.

He reassmbles the crew and they
travel back towards Antarctica.

Only this time they can't
find the other world

and get stranded on an ice floe.

And that's when they realize

They didn't lure the spirit

It lured them.

Then what?

I don't know.

I haven't received the
latest chapter.

These are the mountains
Ouray, Shavano and Anter.

They are named after
three Ute Indian chiefs.

What are these ones?

The so-called collegiate peaks

Harvard, Princeton and Yale.

It's infested with dinosaurs!

Should we try bathing?

I don't know.

There's a lot of lizards in there.

Do you guys notice that
undersmell again?

I can't tell the difference between
trying to remember a smell

and faintly smelling it.

Me neither.

Oh, hello.

Gentlemen

it's a pleasure to meet you

Allow me to introduce myself
Alta Mariah Sophronia.

It's an honor to make
your acquaintance.

I'm Ken Buns.

This here's my friend
Cliff Perfecto.

What was your name?

Ken Buns.

Lovely. Milton Tingling
of New York City.

Dr. Ozanne Le Perrier.

Madame. Ken Buns.

Howdy ma'am, Cliff Perfecto.

Dr. Ozanne Le Perrier.

And this is Pearl.

Why, that's the finest pussy
I've seen in months.

Is this your establishment?

Nah, we just stumbled up
into here a couple days ago.

The whole place seems
to be abandoned.

They have some great canned food.

Oh, beans.

Hey guys

what do these labels say?

This tequila was so light and...

Watery.

Yeah, watery.

I'm not drunk at all.

No, I could drink this
stuff all night.

It's so weak.
I love it.

You were just at the
Chicago World's Fair, yes?

Did you see the Eskimo
pavilion by Mr. Franz Boas?

No, I don't know who that is.

But I think he's an
important Geologist.

He's German.

I saw him give the most wonderful
talk in New York City

all about Eskimos and Indians.

That's a Geographer.

Oh.

Well...

So, this Mr. Boas

he goes on lond journeys
to the Northwest Territories,

Canada.

And he stays with different tribes
and learns their languages.

And collects their lore.

And they have these
marvelous tales

their religion, really

is all these stories about
nature and animals

and the way things have become.

Which is very different from saying
the way things have always been.

So they might have a story about

and I might be getting
some of this wrong

the Otter People.

Ooh, go on.

So when you hear that you think

"Oh, the Otter People,

that must be a tribe like
the Crow, or the Bear."

So one day these Otter People

are walking around and
they just get very hot.

And you know they can't cool down
and it's just awful.

So they strip down

and get into this pool of black mud

and just roll all around in it.

And when they emerge

the sun bakes the mud
onto their skin.

And that's how the Otter
people became otters.

I think there's so much
wisdom in that.

Because it reflects how all of
life is about transformation.

And how energies all around
us drive those transformations.

Just because you′re born a human
doesn′t mean you might not become

an otter, or a rabbit...

or a mushroom.

Anyhow, that is not what
Mr. Boas was saying.

His point was that other geographers

and you know the common public

hear that story and they think

"Oh, those are just stupid Indians
and they don't know about science.

And when they saw an otter they just
naturally came up with that story

and it satisfied their curiosity

and that's been the
story ever since creation."

But what he discovered

is that those stories have histories

and they've travelled
from tribe to tribe.

And as they've travelled

they've transformed.

And that's the flow of wisdom.

Oh, and he says

when you look at a civilization
as it is right now

you don't see the depth of
possibility that's behind it.

Which is why he's measuring skulls.

You see Mr. Boas and his men
have been measuring the skulls

of thousands of kinds of people

to learn more about brain capacity.

And this idea that

one race is more capable of
intelligence than the others

there's scanty evidence to prove that.

Oh, and he says when other
scientists are studying Indians

they usually start with some
laws of psychology

and then try to fit the
Indians to those laws.

But he says we should just
approach each new tribe

one by one

as if there are no laws.

As if we know nothing.

See with Indians

if we look at them through European
eyes, we miss so much.

We are bound by our preconceived
ideas and expectations.

And if we want to learn
anything from the Indians

we have to let those go.

We need to strip away our
presumption of superiority.

Because our knowledge
is just so scanty.

We have to open our minds.

Maybe.

I will grant there is much more data to gather
concerning the North American Indians.

concerning the North
American Indians.

But it is foolish to suggest that scientists

should abandon all knowledge
when approaching new phenomena.

We′ve already learned so much about
the different races of the world.

We've cataloged their natural abilities

cultural tendencies, cranial capactiies

sensitivities to pain.

A real scientist

takes this corpus,
this body of knowledge

and he forms hypotheses

that would then be tested

when new phenomena are
encountered in the field.

And that is called the
"Scientific Method".

You must have a hypothesis
to test against.

Otherise you're just accumulating
meaningless facts

cute stories.

Yes.

And I think he was saying things
about everything you just said.

I'm not doing him justice.
It was very clear.

You must be very careful. Many of these men,
they want to popularize their research,

so when speaking to untrained
audiences, they take liberties.

Especially with Germans.

They look so knowledgable.

Oh no but he was quite small,
and dark, and hairy.

Anyhow, I didn′t agree with
everything he had to say. I mean

who knows about
a lot of that stuff.

Like he argues that

similarities in religions
around the world

can't be explained by some
mechanism in the brain.

Well, that can be true.

But it seems to me he's
missing the obvious answer.

That there is a spirit world

all around us

which every religion is channeling.

Hey, we're all going to a whorehouse.

You want to come?

I'm not sure. I wouldn't
know what to wear.

I'm sure you have something.

You want us to help you pick?

Yes please.

I really appreciate your advice.
Because you know

I just don't know Colorado society

And being an out-of-towner,
I of course want to fit in

and stand out.

And I think the trick

is finding the right belt.

I love all these scarves.
Are they all from New York?

Well, yes I bought them in Manhattan,
but they're from all over the world:

China, Paris, Turkey.

Are we walking or riding?

I reckon we'll walk.

Oh good, that really
opens up my options.

What do you think about

this with these?

I wouldn't wear something
with so many pockets.

It makes you look like a swindler.

A swindler, of course.

That's why I need you.
I had no idea.

Why are you dangling like that?

It stretches out my back.

Oh, I should do some stretches too.

My back always hurts.

I don't want to be a cowboy anymore.

Oh, I can imagine.

I've only been riding for a day
and my back is an absolute mess.

Here, I'll show you some stretches.

No whores anywhere.

Perhaps a séance?

What?

A séance.

To raise the spirits of some
companions for our friends.

It's a good idea, no?

We do that a lot in Europe.

You must know how to
perform them, right?

Well..

Yes, of course.

Before we begin

It is not important whether you
believe in the spiritual world.

You just have to intend to contact it.

Take a moment to do that.

Alright.

You can get yourself comfortable

lay back if you like.

Let the earth support you.

You can allow your
eyes to gently close.

Now begin to breathe deeply.

Slowly inhaling

and exhaling

letting the breath flow into

and out of your mouth.

Inhale.

Exhale.

Feel that energy.

It flows throughout your body.

Feel it reach your hands.

Notice their weight

the warmth inside them.

Feel the energy of your hands

how it is both a part of you

and not.

Feel the cool air touching
the surface of your skin.

The cool and hot are
both energies.

They are both a part of you

and not.

Each of us in this
circle has an energy.

Feel yours flowing in

and out.

Notice the energy around you.

How it moves among the group.

The desert we are in
abounds with a life force.

It flows from us

to the coyote in the hills

the owls in the sky

the cactus and the grasses

the water flowing beneath the earth.

Allow these energies
to rise into you.

And to flow in

and out with your breath.

We sit

beside a house.

Think of its wood.

Though it is dead, there is still the
faintest trace of energy within it

like a subtle shadow.

The things that have
been have great energy

and we remain in their presence.

But they are separated
from our world as if

behind a screen.

This is the division
between life and death.

Let us gather the energy around us.

Let us send it to the division
between life and death.

It pools at the surface

and as we send more our
flow becomes a waterfall.

It swirls against the surface

shapeless, waiting to take form.

The spirits of this place need
our life energy to manifest.

Give it all to them.

What's he doing?

He likes to massage the
horses every morning.

But why?

Just the decent thing to do.

John Wesley Powell and his team

have done extensive mapping
of the Colorado River,

but our knowledge of this area

is actually quite primitive.

Let's see

From where we stand we can
see two great mountain ranges

the Sangre de Christo's on our right

and the San Juan Mountains on our left.

And in front of us, they meet.

Creating a kind of hinge

which widens behind us in
an enormous flat expanse.

And this small incline where we
stand at the foot of the mountain

this is what we call an alluvial fan.

What was that word?

Alluvial fan, from the
movement of the waters.

What kind of waters?

Ah! Excellent question.

The answer is glaciers

huge formations of ice that
move under their own power.

As glaciers moved
down this mountain

they carried with them
huge deposits of sediment

spreading out into a
triangular fan formation.

However, this is not the cause of the
jagged shape of the Sangre de Christo′s.

Millions of years ago there
was a huge thrusting here.

A weakness in the earth

forced these mountains
thousands of feet into the sky.

And it is most likely

that the same rock at the
top of these mountains

can be found thousands
of feet below the earth

on the other side of the fault.

We must remember
that the earth

has not always been in the
same state as it is now.

In its beginnings, hundreds
of millions of years ago,

it was very very hot.

Imagine a smooth, round
grape turning into a raisin.

As it has cooled, it has contracted

sometimes violently

creating irregular formations.

Do you see how this mountain
is rounder than the others?

And there are hot
springs here, yes?

The roundness indicates
weakness in the structure

the many small fissures in this mountain
allow water to travel deep underground.

There they find a heat source

then travel back up
and form a hot spring.

Were these mountains
caused by thrusting?

No no, actually

these were caused by
another fascinating process.

At times the earth releases its
heat through violent eruptions.

You may have heard of volcanoes?

Or fire-mountains?

We are now walking
through a caldera

the vast mouth of a volcano.

And do you see that
mountain over there?

No, the other one.

Do you see how it
slopes outwards?

It was part of the boundary
wall of the volcano.

And there in the distance

It's sloping the other way.

Yes, that's part of the other wall.

And this volcano is actually
inside another, bigger volcano.

One so large we cannot see
the boundaries from here.

What do you call that
slender, craggy formation?

The force of the eruptions split
the earth into radiating dikes.

These dikes were then
filled with lava

which is harder than
the surrounding stone.

As the surrounding stone erroded

it left negative impressions.

Is that another dike?

And yet, the expression of geology
doesn't have to be so grand.

Do you see how the grasses
grow on this mountain?

in almost a grid-like pattern?

The vegetation is actually expressing

The underlying geology.

Everything in geology hids a mystery.

Thngs look this way because
the have to look this way.

It's as if nature was a painter.

Moving from execution to inspiration
and then back to execution

Creating a landscape.

And through science we can
rediscover the progress of the creation.

And what is this essence?

This back and forth power

That creates a painting
or a mountain...

Physical aspects of a deeper reality.

What is this if not The Spirit?

This is why, for me, the spiritual
isn't a queston of belief.

It's obviously real.

What dazzles me...

With the pigments I use

Is they're made of
these real materials.

Ochre is ochre.

So, when I paint

I am expressing the
things of this world.

What strength mineral water
would you have?

I′ll take a 10%.

I'll take a 5% if we have it.

You can put it
on the ground, please.

What is this

The scarves on my face?

Just a technique
I′ve developed.

The scarves I choose
create a haze over reality.

It enhances my ability to visualize

the painting nascent inside me.

It′s actually quite scientific.

Do you know ‶psychophysics?″

I think I do. Yes.

But of course you do.

Hey guys, what are you doing?

Shooting rattlers.

Care to join us?

May I?

I′ve never shot a gun before.

I love city food.

What do you consider city foods?

Like bananas.

Do you visit cities often?

I just love city things and city folk.

What I′d really like to do one day

is work on a dude ranch.

Get a chance to expose myself

to all kinds of cosmopolitan people.

I am beyond charmed by this pistol.

Well, I don't think it's
an even trade

But I'd be happy to part with it

in exchange for one of those
lovely imported scarves of yours.

It′s not an even trade, my dear.

I′ll give you two scarves.

Say, pass that tequila.

What's it made of?

Turkey feathers.

- No!
- Yup!

You see, turkeys are
naturally bullet-proof.

That′s why when you′re hunting turkeys,
you have to shoot it in the head.

This vest here is completely
bullet-proof.

So where can you get one?

I think the cat is possessed.

There′s a man named Dave from

and he thinks that I
wronged him in a deal.

Anyway, he is dead now.

But I think that during the séance
I might have accidentally

summoned up his spirit,
and he has bound himself to the cat.

Because cats are very receptive
to psychic phenomena.

They′re the natural familiars
to wrathful energies.

Anyways it′s not safe here.

Dave ... you don′t know him.

Let′s get our shit and go.

Hey guys, we gonna head out.

Hit the road.

Didn′t wanna bother you, just
wanna say goodbye.

Been a pleasure meeting you.

Adios.

I′m glad we′re finally done
with those cowboys.

Seriously.

I just felt so uncomfortable
the whole time.

Yes! It was like I couldn′t be myself.

Isn′t that interesting?

Like we just met, but I feel very
at home with you guys.

Why is it some people can
just connect in that way?

Well you see, our auras
are very complementary.

Say, I′m really quite sore.

Do you think we′ll
find hot springs today?

Definitely.

So, what are you looking for?

You see, geothermically heated
waters, or hot springs

They often accompany metal deposits.

Plus this map was drawn
for mining, so...

That helps.

And there are other specific
features in the landscape.

For instance...

This stone.

It's a volcanic stone, right?

Meaning there might be a
heat source underground.

And you see this
white residue?

It is evidence of
geothermal activity.

It′s so mysterious.

This river is not on the map.

We should call it...

The River of Dreams.

I′m dying of scrapes!

Look at all this blood!

No it is mostly water, see?

Here, I have some
ointment right here.

We should tie up the wounds
with these scarves.

What are you doing?
Are you crazy?

Shhh. It won′t hurt.

No no no no no!

At least use a red one!

He′s having a nervous fit.

Be still, Milton.

Not all my reds!

He′s getting hysterical. You
should give him morphine.

Give him morphine!

Oh, my bruises.

No, no. Nervous fits are caused
by a magnetic imbalance.

What I would like to try is
a healing stone treatment.

I′ve always wanted to try morphine.

Well, Milton, I don′t have morphine.

There′s a town not far. We
should go and get a doctor.

Why should we ride away?

I am not getting on a horse!
Why should we ride away?

I am not getting on a horse!

This town′s probably abandoned too.

No! Not green - use harmonic colors!

Maybe one of you should go get the
morphine and bring it back...

I think a soak in mineral water
will be the best for Milton.

We should keep looking.

Yeah, if we ever find any!

Meanwhile we are gonna do
a healing stone treatment.

Milton, this was taught
to me by a healer

who learned it from
the Hopi Indians.

Can you find us some
harmonic stones?

No! Because it is stupid!

No! Look.

The metallic properties of the stones
manipulate and re-align the magnetic

fields of the human body.
It′s a science.

This is not science.
This is science words.

You′re the one who′s
blinded by faith!

You say ‶This is science, this is not″

Just because that′s what
you′ve been told!

If minerals have healing properties,
why not stones?

I cannot argue with idiots!

I'm gonna find the mineral baths.

What? You're leaving us?

How will we find you?

Just stay where you are!

It′s not working.

Yoohoo!

I did it! I found the hot springs!

And they are such
beautiful springs.

We should leave right away.

Where is Alta Mariah?

I don't know. Somewhere.

Well it′s getting dark. We′ll probably
have to wait till morning.

- What?
- Nothing.

It's just interesting...

You're a Dandy but you're
not really a Wit, are you?

I mean, when you hear about
Dandies, they're always

going around saying
witty, clever things

And you don′t really do that.

I never try to say clever things.

It′s true. You are not clever.

Which I'm happy about.

I′d hate it if you were always
saying clever things.

Do we have anything
besides lobster?

While looking for the hot spring

I found this most
fascinating specimen.

A stone with luminescent properties.

Come and see!

Milton?

I can see from here.

Where are the horses?

Probably just off getting
breakfast somewhere.

And these springs are wonderful.
Very private too.

They are nestled between two cliffs

And the entrance is
beyond a slot canyon.

Very private! Very natural.

Oh, there are our horses!

These are not our horses.

That's peculiar.

Excuse me, horses.

You happen to be blocking
the entrance to our private spa.

They won't budge.

They aren't objects.

They are beings with minds.

I′ll hypnotise them.

It′s not working.

I don′t know what′s
wrong with them.

This is getting ridiculous.

What these horses need...

Is a taste of the pistol.

Well...I didn't see that coming.

Did you?

No...what a close call.

I had no idea.

A geological event like this...

This is impossible to predict.

But they seemed to know.

They did, didn't they?