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Woody!

Woody!

Woody?

Woody

It's all right, mate

I'm just tryin' to get me dog Woody.

Are you all right, mate?

Jesus Christ.

Darcy?

Darcy?

Woody!

It's all right.

You just sit down here.

I'm just gonna take your shoes off, okay?

You can have a little sleep.

'We all die in the beginning,

'so it's all about living, I suppose.

'I was a forgotten thirty-something
in the '80s.

'Everything was a boom, a transaction.

'Or a big takeover.

'Money was God Money is God.

'When our town died,

'we, with our young in hand,
were just beginning.

'But we weren't living.

'I feel as though I'm a casualty,
but that's cool

'because most of us feel that way.

'Housing development.

'Housing development of what?

'Two thousand people in an area
that should be 200 maximum.

'Development is a cagey word.

'It's like fresh frozen.

'Twelve square feet of turf,

'a different coloured door
to the neighbour,

'maybe a tiled front
if you know someone in the trade.

'Other than that,
you get four walls of bricks,

'furniture that cries out
second-hand and poor,

'and the demoralized inhabitants
who've lost touch with their origins.

'Behind these walls are people.

'Tim lives with his family
in one of these houses.

'The guy is getting shit twenty-four seven.

'The problem is he thinks
there's nothing he can do about it.

'The lads and the people in this town

'have been living in the same day
their whole lives.

'None of them is singularly strong enough
to break away

'and say, "Wait a minute,
there must be more than this"

'No one
That's why nothing ever changes '

? As you brush your shoes,
stand before the mirror

? And you comb your hair,
grab your coat and hat

? And you walk the wet streets
trying to remember

? All the wild night breezes
in your memory ever

? And everything looks so complete

? When you're walking out on the street

? And the wind catches your feet

? Sends you flying, crying

? Ooh, woo-whee

? Wild night is calling, all right

? Ooh, woo-whee

? Wild night is calling

? All the girls walk by
dressed up for each other.

Would you, er care to participate
in a slight vibration?

? And the people passing by
stare in wild wonder

I'd

I'd really appreciate your participation
in this next waltz.

? And everything looks so complete

? When you're walking out on the street.

Do you wanna dance?

? And the wind catches your feet

? Sends you flying, crying

? Ooh, woo-whee

? Wild night is calling, all right

? Ooh, woo-whee.

Oh, God! That's disgusting, man.

Oh, that's grotty that is - Snotty egg.

Protein! It'll put lead in your pencil.

There's more protein
in my scro-jams, Darcy!

You'll have all the girls
running after ya.

- How do you work that one out, Darcy?
- Well, look at Sylvester Stallone.

Mmm, that's a movie though,
innit, Darcy?

- No, but he drunk 'em though, didn't he?
- Bullshit!

Yes, he did! There's no way
they could've faked that.

- It must've been a stand-in!
- The camera was on him all the time.

He broke six eggs in a glass
and downed it!

Yeah, there was that Edwina Currie
as well.

- Who?
- Edwina Currie.

The you know, with the-the chickens
that escaped and that.

They laid bad eggs,
you know what I mean?

They laid bad eggs bad eggs, you know?

That's it I'll see you Tuesday, yeah?

- All right, then Cheers, Darc.
- Yeah, ta-ta.

Yeah No-no, but you know what I mean?
It was like that Sal-Sal Salneamia.

Sal That outbreak!
There was like, chickens.

There was an outbreak,
you know what I mean?

'Reputations are so important
in a town like this.

'If your father was a hard man,

'then you're obliged
to operate with muscle '

Shaddy bastards!

Well, go on then.

'Librarians don't pull
a lot of sway around here '

- Wagwan?
- Nothing.

So what you're spittin' on your chips for?

Nothin' They're my chips,
you know what I mean?

What you goin' on like I'd take
your chips off you or something?

- No, you don't take my chips off me.
- So what you spit on your chips for?

'Cos they're my chips.

You're a bit of a cheeky daft twat,
aren't ya?

Have you tried
the Daz Doorstep Challenge?

Yeah White's whiter than white Or not.

- Even spit on the sausage.
- Yo, give me that!

Don't even fucking dream about it, man!

- Don't watch me, right?
- Leave it, man!

- Don't watch me, right?
- Look.

Don't even watch me!

- I swear to God I'll have you!
- I'll drop kick you in your head, mate.

Please, grow up, little boy!

I don't even know what you're puffing out
your big pigeon chest for!

Laugh at them
Laugh at these punks, man!

You all right?

Where's me fucking toothbrush?

Eh? £250 that toothbrush cost me,
you little shit!

Are you listening, eh?
And what about these?

What about these, eh?

Some bastard sat on the end of my bed
and sucked all my fuckin' Strepsils,

then spit 'em all out all over the carpet.

Oh, Jesus!

Look at this! Look!

There's half a dozen stuck to the sole
of me fuckin' foot!

What are you laughin' at, you little shit?

What you laughin' at, eh?

I'll get to the bottom of this,
I'm tellin' you!

We should've put you in a home
20 fuckin' year ago!

They're all made in Dundee.

Oh, rubbish!
They're not made in Dundee.

- Dundee biscuits are made in Uttoxeter.
- What are you talking about?

They're made in Uttoxeter, right?

My mum's got a friend
who works in the factory, yeah?

Are Bakewell tarts
made in Bakewell? Of course!

And Dundee biscuits.

Don't be stupid, man
Dundee biscuits are made in Dundee!

Gadget, man, what's up with you?
You're like a woman or something.

No, I need I need a shit
really badly though, Knighty, yeah.

- You need a shit?
- Yeah, I do.

Well, looky here.

Oh, Fagash, oh, nice!
Give us some of that, mate

I'll sell you some of it.

Yeah, I had that curry, you know,
and it's giving me grief, mate.

- You want it?
- Yeah.

- You want it?
- Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Nah

Jesus! You fuckin' raw guy,
you're just raw.

We ain't gonna catch shit, are we?

Should've gone
and bombed the river or something, man.

Bomb the river?

Yeah, bomb the river.

What part of "bomb the river"
don't you understand, mate?

Well, "river" and "bombed".

Yeah, bomb the river, you know?
Get the fish up, fuckin' catch something.

That's really nice, Daz.

Five pound a rabbit, my arse!

Oi, look! You lot, I've got one!

I've got one, look!
Look, look That's a beauty.

That's a fucking rabbit, mate!

- You've never caught that!
- I did!

It's been dead about a bleedin' month,
look at it!

- So what?
- What do you do?

Shit down the warren and they sent you
that up as a peace offering?

Yeah, I did actually
No, but serious though.

It's a start though, ain't it, lads?

Wrong, mate, it's the finish, yeah?
We're goin' home.

No! No, serious I swear
there's fuckin' hundreds down there, right,

and they're all dying for it Come on!

Come on, we we'll get 'em, mate
Come on!

Gadget, what do you
wipe your arse on, man?

Oh, me pants and socks, man
Just come on, let's go.

Come on! Come on.

Nice.

Nice.

He's the lad that cried
at "Watership Down".

Look at him now.

Come on then Come on then
Let's have it Let's have it!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

- Come on, come on, lads.
- Darcy, this is wicked, man.

- Come on, we got a lot to do today.
- Is this ours?

Yes, all of it - Excellent.

Course they do!

Where do you think the sting
comes from, your mam's pants?

- Bees bite, wasps sting, yeah?
- Nah.

Can you remember when you was a kid
there was one of them, er rhymes like,

so you could remember it?

Sort of like April, June, November,
December type of rhyme,

but only it was about bees and wasps?

No, mate - You guys.

Go on - Oh, lovely.

- Yeah, you pick through those, yeah?
- There's no pairs in this, is there?

'Knighty and co resent this lot

'because they've had a better start in life
than themselves.

'At the end of the day it doesn't matter
how much or how little you have.

'If you've never had anything to
believe in, you're always going to be poor.

'Benny and the lads have agreed
to try and make this boxing club work.

'That's all the commitment I need
from them.

'I just wish it was that simple
to get through to Knighty '

Here you are, lads.

'I'd love to bring
the two ends of town together,

'like the boxing club we had as kids '

Lads, come here
I wanna I wanna talk to you, come.

Listen.

Look, I'm I'm here for a reason, I-I

I've been thinking about you lot
all morning.

Listen.

I want you to get involved in a boxing club
that I'm organising.

- Yeah, all right, Darcy Nice.
- No, no, no Listen, listen.

Listen to me Listen.

Um I'll make you a deal, right?

I'll play your sports right now, right?

And give you five penalties.

If you get three of 'em, I'll just walk
away and leave you to your misery, right?

But if you don't

you'll turn up next Tuesday to my
boxing club and give it a bit of a go.

- Deal?
- Let's do it, man.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Be worth it just to see your fat arse
moving round that goal, Darcy.

You will? Right.

You know if this is gonna be
a proper club

we need some more lads.

Lads you can have a real spar with,
you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind
knocking some heads.

Yeah, that's one out of one, Darcy.

That's hardly fair, lads.

But good initiative
I'll let you have that one.

Yeah, but hold up, Darcy, right, I mean

I'm trying to do it for the fitness here,
you know what I mean?

I'm not trying to be a pro
No Muhammad Ali.

Sparring's not boxing, it's an art form.

Just getting me eye in, lads, all right?

I don't trust him, lads I can smell a rat.

It's not in my pants,
'cos I've just put them on.

And it's not in mine either,
I never wear pants.

Fourth.

Okay, Darcy Who have you got in mind?

Knighty and co.

- What?
- Look, I know they're picking on you,

but you could teach them
a thing or two in that ring.

They're all on drugs.

A week of training in that ring

and you could knock
seven colours of shit out of them.

Are you game?

See you next Tuesday.

Fagash?

- What?
- Fagash?

- Fagash!
- Fuck off.

You left your door open.

Well, could kindly close it
on the way out?

Listen, I wanna ask you something.

What? Is this gonna take long?

Thirty seconds - No.

- Fifteen?
- Go on then, go.

Right I've got a boxing club
that I'm starting up with the lads

and I think you should join.

- See that suit there?
- Yeah?

Well, I was gonna wear that suit in court
in about an hour,

but I'm not now, I'm going to bed.

Um I've just finished me Temazies

and, er I'll be swimming
in about ten minutes.

So I'm gonna go
and have a nice little lie down

before the shit hits the fan, all right?

- So could you.
- What are they, sleeping pills?

And you're supposed to be in court?

Mmm supposed to be, but I'm not, so.

Fagash Fagash, listen.

If you don't go go to court,
they'll come and get you.

And if they come and get you,
you won't get anywhere near the court.

You'll go straight into the joint Right?

You've gotta go in there
and defend yourself You've gotta fight

I wanna go to bed.

Can you just What are you doing?

You're not going you're not going to.

The social worker
does not even know that.

It is clear we must give back
to the community.

The community deserves a break
from Mr Fraser's narcotic activities.

I know that Wesley has had ample
opportunities to try and sort himself out,

as-as the man over there is saying,

but every time he's left this court
he's gone back to the same situation.

We do not need to fill our prisons up
with criminals

whose only crime
is the degradation of their lives.

He will be given respect for going down
by the mates in his circle.

Look, I've, er

I've set up a boxing club to get Wesley
and his mates doing something

I went to see him this morning to ask him
if he'd if he'd help me to run it.

Give him another chance
and I guarantee

the number of young men you get
coming through that door will go down.

Listen, off the record, Sally,

you were around when the boxing club ran
when we were kids.

Well, you know what happened,
you saw it for yourself.

The crime rate went down
because we had something to believe in.

- See ya.
- Come on, Fagash, let's get out of here.

That was amazing, man
How did you do that?

I don't know - It was amazing.

- Listen, it doesn't change.
- I can't believe that happened.

Listen, you're gonna be there Tuesday,
ain't you?

- Yeah, I said I would, didn't I?
- That's a promise? Yeah, all right.

- Are you coming to my house?
- No, not today

I'd be far happier if we had the shoe.

If we had this shoe,
it'd be a cast-iron case.

'This morning is a gift.

'Every morning you have another chance.

'Sometimes you do nothing.

'Sometimes you get lucky
and the day shines on you.

'But how often do you wake
and seize that day with your own hands?

'Make that day your own?

'This morning, my friends,

'is the morning I remove my life
from the hands and strings of fools

'and try to build a dream,

'the One on One Boxing Club '

On the spots, that's it That's it.

Keep your guard up, that's it Lovely.

- Hey! All right, lads?
- How are you doing?

All right, Darcy? Listen, cheers, man.

The other day was amazing,
I thought I was going down.

Did he tell you what he did?

Get out!

What are you what are you doing?

Get out!

You'd be in prison
if I hadn't come round your house.

You've got ten minutes

to go home, get changed
and come back!

'Cos my name's hanging on the line
for you.

God, there was shitloads in that spliff!

Get out! Ten minutes!

Fucking hell!

And I don't ever want to see
whacky backy inside this building again.

Ever!

Is that understood?

Yeah, Stu - All right, Tim?

- All right, Stu, mate?
- Oh, look who it is, man.

Any more buckets of water, eh, Darc?

There's a box outside with vests
and pants in it Go and get changed.

You're late already!

Come on, we're wasting time Come on!

Get yourselves together, come on.

This is the space, lads.

As soon as you go through these ropes
you must master control.

Now, I know you lot have been
having a go at each other for years,

but in this ring,
for three one-minute rounds,

you behave like sportsmen.

Right, off you go, lads.

Get up!

Cheeky bastard!

What the fuck, man? Get off him!

Come on, just calm down.

- Fucking get off me!
- Get out!

I'll fucking kill him!

- You'll kill him?
- Yeah!

- Come on, come on!
- Yeah, yeah! He's mine, the little bastard!

- You wanna kill someone?
- Yeah!

Come on! Come on, kill me!

Come on, your rules.

Kicking, biting, you can tool yourself up
if you like.

Come on Come on!

Now, what do you wanna do?

Stand out here and sulk

or come back in there and box properly?

With control.

Listen, Knighty
if you behave like an animal,

I'll just wind up with a bunch
of bloody animals on me hands.

If you show respect,
they'll all show respect.

I need you, man.

Mmm? What do you say?

Mmm?

Come on

I've just never been floored before, Darcy.

I just flipped out.

And that was Youngy
after one week of training.

Youngy!

Can you imagine you after a month?

You'd be unbeatable, man!

Come on, come back in, huh? Come on.

That's it Control, it's all you need.

Learn to control
that bloody temper of yours.

Right, lads, I wanna see you
behaving like sportsmen, right?

Okay, off you go

Darcy, you're very good at that,
you know?

- Go on, move around a bit, mate.
- Go on, Daz Come on, mate!

- Ooh!
- Go on, Daz.

Don't let him rule you, Benny
Don't let him rule you.

Go on, Benny - Nice.

Keep your guard up there.

Keep your guard up - Daz, have him.

Yes, man Go on!

Don't let him get inside
Don't let him get too close.

- Nice one!
- Touch down!

You can beat him, man
Keep your guard up.

Don't give it up.

Fuck this! He's beating me.

Oh, shit!

- Meggy, get up!
- Don't let him get you in a corner.

Go on, sort him out, man.

Use your reach
Use your reach!

Come on, Daz.

Ooh, he'll get you for that one.

Knock him out!

Oh, nice! Mud him up, man.

Now!

Yes, Benny Wicked, rude boy!

Daz, man, you all right, mate?

You all right, Daz?

- You all right, matey?
- You all right then?

Let's get him up
You all right, mate?

- You all right, matey?
- You all right?

Yeah.

- Come on! Behave.
- Cheers, Darc.

Right.

Youngy, mate,
I'm sorry about before, yeah?

- I just wanted to apologise.
- Right, cheers, Darc.

Night - No hard feelings, eh?

Clear the ring - You all right, I'm sorry.

Right, let's have you
Next two then, come on.

Come on, you're having some, you are

? Wake me up, I'm a slow mover

? Shake me out, I'm a chain groover

? Kick me out of this blood-ridden bed

? The monkey I knew once is dead.

Hey, what are you doing?

? Throw me down, down on the strand

? And bind me up
by my feet and my hands

? Now feed me blind
till my blood runs red

Hello, Darcy.

- Oh, hello, Ron.
- No, don't stop, don't stop

I just brought me boy, Tonka,
down to meet ya.

- Is that your real name, Tonka?
- No.

No, it's his nickname, 'cos he's fat.

- Ain't that right, Tonks?
- Yeah.

There's some crap up there!

Hey, I could show you
a few of my old moves, son Oh, aye.

You know, I used to have
the quickest knockout of all our lot

I could switch the light out
and be in bed before it went dark.

Look, Darcy, I'll be straight with you
You know the wife left us.

Well, you know, I went deeper
into me work, didn't I?

It's a way of forgetting, I suppose.

Tonka, on the other hand, started eating

I'm talkin' day and night.

It's a cry for help
I wasn't there for him, was I?

Anyway, now I'm seeing this new bird

and in me heart
I know I can out things right.

But Tonka won't let her in,
he misses his old mum.

The new bird, she's really trying.

Useless, but trying.

Very trying.

I just can't believe it I just can't believe it.

The midfield's fallen apart
since Draper's gone.

They've absolutely collapsed.

It's gonna be the Third Division
all over again.

What's the point? What's the point?

What's the point?

Fifteen games now we've gone down
in the 80th minute, or later.

Yeah.

Anyway, what was I Oh, yeah.

Er I thought he could come down
to your club, you could train him up a bit,

he could start to lose some weight,
his confidence would come back,

me and his new mum
could come to all his fights

and I can start to put me life
in some sort of semblance of order.

What do you think?

Can he fucking come?

Oh, yeah, of course.

You see, Tonks, what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna sponsor Darcy's boxing club.

You know, put a few quid into it,

so in me heart
I know he's gonna look after ya.

You will look after him, Darcy, won't ya?

I'll do me best.

Right, listen, son You can't go
through life being fat and stupid.

Let's get cracking straight away
You help Mr Darcy with his painting.

All right, go on Off you go - All right

I'll talk to you about money
next week, Darcy.

Yeah, yeah I'll see you, Ronnie.

Do you want a cup of tea?

Yeah, er my real name's Karl - Oh, right.

- So you got a new mum?
- Yeah, yeah.

It's the third one this year.

You, boxing?

You won't last five minutes.

You'll give it up as soon as you realise
how much it hurts.

It's about training and fitness.

Don't you fucking try telling me
what boxing's about!

I wasn't - And don't answer me back!

Look, maybe he's trying
to do this for you - You what?

Well, boxing's what you did, maybe
he's trying to make some connection.

Mum!

Oh, a connection.

Okay then Let's box Come on.

Let's box, you fucking spineless
little bastard!

And you! You can stick that fucking tea
right up your arse!

Youngy, come here, man.

Hold his hands back Hold his hands.

See? Now I'm gonna do the full thing
Ready? Right.

You fucking hit me in the appendix.

Come on then, come on then.

Oi, oi, come here! Come here!

Come on!

Calm down!

Who told you to stop?
Come on, get on with it!

Back to work!

Look, it's supposed to hurt, Tonks
Toughens up the fat

I'm just fed up of everyone picking on me

I know Look, I know
you don't wanna be a fighter I know that.

But I need help here.

This is a tough lot, I need an assistant.

- Would you help me?
- Yeah.

- Would you be my assistant?
- Yeah.

You'll have to toughen up
to handle this lot.

Yeah - Yeah?

Right, come on All change! All change

? Each and every day

? Every little way

? I've been lovin' you

? I can't live without your lovin' at night

? Makes it hard

? To say it's wrong when I know it's right

? Even though the years won't be kind

? I love you more
than I care about myself

? I love you

? I love you, hate you
for what you're doin' to my health

? I love you

? I love you, hate you
for all the love you make me feel

? I love you.

Or was it more like
a kinda James Brown slides going on?

No, listen, man
It was more kinda like, you know,

"Grease", "Saturday Night Fever"
kind of thing, you know what I mean?

So what? You paid for the taxi, yeah,
back to her place?

Oh, yeah, I kept the receipt
for tax purposes, of course.

So you stayed the night though, yeah?

Well, yeah Till her dad found me, yeah.

So did you get
your cricket pads on then?

Yeah.

- You got padded up, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So did you get to the crease?
- Yeah, course I did.

So what? Did you make a century
or were you out for a duck?

Listen, guys, I scored big time.

Oh, can I get you anything?

Oh, no, no, no I-I-I just came in
to find out how the, er

- how the cushions were going?
- Oh, I'm getting there.

Um how's the club doing?

Oh, it's great I'll tell you what,
if-if you come down tomorrow morning,

I'll give you a guided tour.

Oh, I can't I've gotta go and help
me mum find some curtains tomorrow.

Well, me nan's just moved
into a new bungalow, you know.

Oh, that's right She's she's in
that new block, isn't she?

Yeah, she's after all the men.

Sounds great

I'll be there myself
in the not too distant future.

Look at me, I've.

This boxing club has had the final strands
of me youth from me cranium.

What?

Sorry.

So what was her name?

Er Sandra I didn't get her second name

'cos it were just a single name thing,
you know what I mean?

So what did you tell her your name was?

Here you are, guys,
have a cheese toastie.

No, come on! What did she call you?

Well, for tax purposes again, you know,

I had to change my name to, er Sylvester.

Yeah? Nice.

Fagash, are these
"Value" fish fingers, mate?

No, no, they're economy ones

I told you to get some good'uns
These are crap

I bet they've got about
three pieces of fish in each finger.

Well, if you don't like it

then get out me house.

Hang on I gave you two pound
to get these fingers

I bet you've only spent
about 50p on these.

Oh, yeah Sorry.

- What?
- Well, can I have my 150 change, please?

Whey-hey, here we go.

Ah, excuse the first gear,
it's a little bit, er shifty.

- Once you get it in though, it's fine.
- Your driving's getting better, pet.

If he goes any slower, we'll be in reverse.

He's a learner, Alan, he's a learner!

Well, I know!
That's why I'm not overtaking him.

Right, right

I'm not sure that the speed would, er
I don't think I could overtake him anyway.

You're doing all right
You're doing all right, chuck.

'? The closer I get
the further I fall

'? I'm counting on you
not to make me fall

'? I need your love like I need a bike

'? So come on baby, throw me a line

'? La-la, la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la

'? La-la, la-la-la-la

'When fishing, we sit and watch
our floats in still water,

'bobbing up and down like Rocky.

'On the surface, things seem fine.

'Whilst below, the winded maggot
folds and dies.

'Dancing with my Auntie Iris
gives me the quilt to hide my loneliness '

Wait out here, Shannie, I wanna talk
some business with me dad, yeah?

Yeah.

Yes, you know, I was saying in the '40s
they had no idea how to make

so what they did is,
they called the Yanks in.

- Hey!
- All right?

Long time no see Where you been?

Oh, you know, around.

Fucking stinky!

Darcy, you in the khazi?

I won't be a sec.

- You all right?
- Yeah, fine.

Oh! I want you to meet someone.

Dad, this is Darcy Darcy, this is me dad.

Please to meet ya.

- What are you looking at?
- Nothing.

- What you looking at?
- Nothing.

Here, your eyes your eyes
No, look at me a minute.

They're the same colour as mine - Yeah.

That's great.

Go in there
and have a reconnaissance, right?

Go in there I want to put the audience
at the far end of the hall,

but, I mean, it's entirely up to you,
it's your show.

So, er you go have a look around,
let me know what you wanna do.

All right, son - All right.

Catch you later, Darcy - Yeah

Ronnie?

Ronnie, what's going on?

Me dad, he's gonna be the referee
and the announcer.

Shit, didn't I tell you?

No, I-I-I'm meant I'm meant
to be going to sleep over at Tonka's.

No, you can come round and see me.

We'll have a nice little
chat, bottle of wine.

Civilised, you know what I'm saying?

No, no No, I can't
It's it's a biblical thing, man.

You don't thou shalt not sleep
with Ronnie's missus.

At least you wanna sleep with me.

No, no, that's not what I meant No!

You wanna sleep with me
and it's a biblical thing?

We can get down and pray, boy.

Has he ever done this before?

Do you know who he is?

Yeah, he's your dad.

That's Jimmy Marsh.

What? What, Jimmy Marsh?

You're joking!

I thought he was in nick.

Darc, he's done 15,
he's entitled to a weekend off, ain't he?

No, it's me and you
Come on, look at that hair.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- Go on Are you ticklish?

Are you ticklish? Are you ticklish, eh?

- No, no, no.
- Which bits aren't ticklish, eh?

No, I can't, I.

What happened to all the money?

What do you think's gonna pay
for your boxing do?

We're not gonna get in trouble
for this, are we?

Darcy! That money, I mean,

it's been laundered so many times
it's fucking shrunk!

Oh I-I-I'll go and show him around, yeah?
Jimmy?

- I can't, I look.
- Doesn't matter what you say.

No.

Doesn't matter.

You all right, son?
You look like you've seen a ghost!

Yeah, no, I'm all right, Ronnie, yeah.

We were just talking about old times.

Things that are gonna happen
in the near future.

You gonna get in the motor then?

Yeah, all right Catch you later - Yeah.

Word of advice, son
Leave women alone, they turn you grey.

- What do you think of Darcy then, Dad?
- Yeah, he's all right, I mean.

Just a few things, lads

I think it's time that we had a match
against another club.

Yeah? No!

Yeah? No!

I've already been to the paper.

They're gonna do an article about us.

And there's a bloke coming in a bit
to take our photograph.

So tidy yourselves up.

Knob.

Oh and best of all.

Out of all the money that Tonka's dad
gave us to buy all this equipment,

we have a little bit left in the kitty
for a few days away.

Lads, we are going to Wales.

Well, don't get too excited, will ya?

Come on, lads, it'll be great!

You'll be able
to totally concentrate your mind.

Hmm? And you get a break as well.

We can get it together
for the match, hmm?

- How long's that for, Darc?
- A couple of days.

It'll cost, though!

It's free!

- That's all right then.
- Oh, bugger you lot!

Listen, 10am Saturday morning
we all meet outside there.

Wait a minute, wait a minute

I've got two rules.

No pot - Oh, what?

No lady friends - Eh?

- And no drinks after midnight.
- Er that's three, knob.

All right, three!

Excuse me, is this the 101 Boxing Club?

That's right, mate
Come in and meet the lads

I told you, didn't I? Come on.

Oh, I've broke me camera now.

Darcy?

We're going all the way to Wales
in the back of that?

Oh, don't be a wet mop!

- There's no room!
- Shut up.

- All right, boys?
- All right, Daz.

Here are, it's Ronnie, lads.

His mum's here - Is that his mum?

That's not his mum, is it?

- I used to go to school with her.
- You're joking.

Seriously, man, I did.

Right, I need this one.

Couldn't she have bought you
a bigger one?

Fuck's sake.

Go on, get your arm in it.

Got it? Go on - Yeah.

Come on, stop prattin' about,
get your arm in it Come on, won't hurt ya.

That's it, that's it There, that's it.

What's all these bags?

Look at him with all them bags, man!

Sharon's packed 'em.

You got more fucking luggage here
than Fergie

Sharon, come here.

What's all these bags?

- What are you shouting about now?
- What's all these bags?

What do you think all the bags are for?

There's a system, ain't there,
when you go.

Tell me about your system.

He's out in the elements,
ain't he?

That's the whole point
He goes out in the elements

- to bond with nature and all that bollocks!
- Yeah, but you can only go so far.

Do you want him to come back
with some manky leg shit and all that

and then you'll have to deal with
for once in your life, won't ya?

I've been up all night
making fucking grub for him

to make he's got his nutrients in there
and his sarnies.

And what have you done? Fuck all!

You, take these,
and choose which bags you want.

And you, shut up, and give him a hand,
for once in your fucking goddamn life.

Take the bags,
take as many bags are you like.

Which bags do you want?
You want this one? You want that one?

- I'll go and buy some more bags!
- Don't chuck them around!

I'll go and buy how many bags?
I'll buy more bags.

You can stay up tomorrow night
and pack them and all.

Go on, sling your hook and get down there
Get on that thing.

- Have a good time.
- I can't believe you Five bags!

- Just take them out and shut up.
- He can't even get around the car!

Watch the car, Tonks
You're gonna scratch the car.

Are you sure, Darcy?

Darcy? Darcy, have a word?

I've written me mobile number down,

so any problems,
don't hesitate to call me.

Right, okay

Darcy, er you will look after him for me,
won't ya?

Ronnie, he's gonna be fine
The lads really like him.

Here's an orang-utan for ya - A what?

Orang-utan, Darcy It's a serious monkey.

Oh, Ronnie, come on You don't have
to give me any more money.

No, no, Darcy, believe me,
the way he eats you'll fucking need it.

Now, you have a good trip, eh?

See you later, lads.

- Can we go now? Are you happy?
- Oh, shut up and get in.

Mind my sandwiches
Mind my sandwiches!

No, don't lean on my legs, man!
Not my legs!

- Hey, hold on!
- Gadget!

Come on then Come on then!

Come on then Let's go, man
Come on then!

? Hey, country boy

? Hey, country boy.

? Every day you make the sun come out

? Even in the pouring rain

? I'll come to see you

? And I'll save you, I'll save you.

? And she says, "This and that"

? I'll show you if you want the truth

? I can't remember

? I don't know how to tell you

? But I love you just the same.

Wow! Yes!

Yes, man!

Yeah!

Yeah!

- Yeah!
- On top of the world, man!

? I'd be good to my daddy

? Who loves you
though I bet it's not the same

? As your North country boy

? Hey, country boy.

? I think we'll work it out

? Even in the morning rain

? He'll come to see you

? Hope your feelings are the same.

If you got a big nail,
you need a big hammer to knock it in with.

So you're all right.

Now, when you're ready,
snatch him out, all right?

- You did it!
- I caught it, Darcy!

Tim, man, you did it!
Never thought you would.

One two three!

Yeah!

? And she says, "This and that"

? I'll show you if you want the truth

? I threw it all away

? Don't know where I put it

? But I miss it all the same.

? I know she makes you cry

? I know she makes you laugh

? I'd be good to you,
if I could I'd make you happy

? If I'd be good, I'd be good to your daddy

? Who loves you,
but I bet it's not the same.

'As a child, my dad would tell me
a story before bed.

'He'd say that if the Earth was a big
floating ball, ten foot by ten foot,

'which was surrounded by gas
that held the water in place,

'then people would come from everywhere
to see this amazing sight.

'They would stare in awe at the beauty.

'And when they looked at it
with a magnifying glass,

'they would see people moving around

'and they would be overcome
with wonderment at these tiny creatures.

'And then he'd say
that I was one of these tiny creatures,

'I was special and wonderful.

'Everything I did was a miracle.

'When I remember this
I feel on top of the world.

'On our way home from Wales
we were a boxing club

'on the verge of our first clash.

'That made me feel the same way '

- George Johnny.
- You all right, man?

- Oh, sweetheart.
- I'm having problems with this one.

- Here you here, give us it.
- Oh, yeah Cheers, mate.

- Rough night, was it?
- It was, yeah.

Hi, Jo.

Hiya How was Wales?

Oh, it was great
Made a very big impression on the lads.

A lot of people
have seen the article, you know?

- Everyone's been talking about it.
- Yeah?

Did you manage to save me some
for the lads?

Well, I've saved you one,

but all the lads were outside me shop
this morning at half five.

- Yeah?
- Gadget was in his, er pyjamas,

dressing gown and his fishing wellies.

Oh! It's nice.

It's a pity they didn't mention Ronnie

I did tell 'em that he'd sponsored it.

- It's nice though, ain't it?
- It's great, yeah.

Mmm How's your mum?

Oh, you know, not too bad.

Ah, shame they didn't write
about any of our fights,

there'd be no comparison - Oh, Adrian.

Not really, son, I'm proud on you
You've done good.

Yeah I think it's really good
you're getting into sports.

Er yeah, what about coming down
the match? County, Saturday, Stockport?

Be all right, that will.

Oh, I I don't know, Dad

Jesus, what's that? Where's me mug?

Sorry, love
I broke your Notts County mug.

You've broken it?
Fifteen years I'd had that.

Second Division Championship
Jimmy Cyril had drank out of that.

Well, why don't you try the Penguins?
They're Notts County, aren't they?

How many times?
It's not Penguins, it's Magpies.

Oh, yeah - Magpies.

Here, you have that.

"Mr Darcy, 55, said, 'I've set up this club
to get the lads of this town

""up on their feet doing something ."

Can you believe this?

"" To give them a chance
to prove themselves.

""In my day, when the 101 Club ran,
it gave us kids something to believe in ""

Jo, I.

I-I-I don't want you to think
I'm impertinent,

but, er how would you fancy
going out for a drink?

You know, er as a thank you.

On Friday.

After-after the training.

Well, we could.

We could talk about the-the cushions.

Oh, the ring cushions?
Oh, right, yeah All right.

Yeah.

Yeah?

It's unbelievable.

""And the crime rate dropped massively ."

Ideas above your station, you lad

I suppose being here in the paper

with a group of Darcy's monkeys
makes you feel great, don't it?

Geoff, don't do this.

Why don't you just leave her alone?

You'd better watch your mouth, lad!
Just watch your mouth.

Get your hands off me!
Why can't you just be happy for me, eh?

You have to ruin everything, eh? Well?

You you wanna think
about your mother, you.

You wanna think about your mother
to be doing all this.

Look what it's doing to her
Go on, have a good look.

Just look at her I'm going to the pub!

You know that since
we came back from Wales,

I have to consider you a good brethren,
you know that, don't you?

Oh, right Yeah, yeah.

Good, good.

I mean, it's like all that palaver
with Sandra, you know what I mean?

And it's like, I know that me and you,
as good buddies, will get over that

and we'll see past that,
you know what I mean?

It's like, we won't hold it
against each other

I'll tell you what though
We did look good in the paper, didn't we?

I mean, I can't believe
how good the club's coming along.

Hey, listen, man,
I looked sharp in there, you know?

That morning I must've done
about 120 press-ups.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Just-just rewind that, yeah?

I mean, Sandra
and-and that palaver, yeah?

I mean, that's crap, that it
I mean, you and my Sandra?

I mean, you and her?

Have you not been listening to anything
I've said for the last ten minutes?

There's no me and her.

It's me and you and her.

You and her, right.

Yeah?

Right, yeah - Nice.

Ronnie, listen

Darcy, come here

- I did tell them about I did tell.
- Never mind all that old bollocks.

Come here!

Oh, shit.

Oh, no - Go on, get out
there, see if he's all right

I don't need this, do I?

Oh, for fuck's sake
He's I can't get the fucking door open!

Look, don't call me stupid I'm gonna deal
with this, I don't need you.

Don't shout at me Get your fat arse
out of the window now.

That's what I don't need
Darcy, you all right?

- Darcy?
- Is he bleeding a lot?

Oh, no, he's only got blood
all over me motor.

Don't fucking push me arse like that!
I can manage.

You're making things fucking worse!

- Oh, this is fucking ridiculous.
- It doesn't matter about the car.

There's a man there bleeding
Now, sort it out.

Oh, for fuck's sake!
Darcy, are you all right?

- Oh, look.
- Look at the blood all over me car.

Look! Look at the state of it.

- You all right, Darcy?
- Set him out in the recovery position.

What do you mean, set him out
in the recovery position?

He's hit his fucking head,

he ain't had a fucking heart attack,
has he, you silly cow!

Get that blanket out the car
and wrap around his head.

His spine needs re-aligning
and everything Don't you know nothin'?

Spine needs re-aligning?
He's hit his fucking head!

You got 'em?

Here you are, darling - Ta, love.

No worries.

Sure you're all right, Darcy?
You took a bit of a knock there.

We've got you satsumas and flowers
and shit, you know?

Yeah, they're seedless and all, Da
You'll be safe with them anyway.

Ta.

Ah, shit, Darcy, this is a mess, ain't it?

I'm sorry, but, I mean,
I was just really upset, you know?

I mean, I put a lot of money
into this thing, you know,

and my name weren't mentioned
in the article.

Yeah, but I did ask her
to mention you though I did.

Don't go all moody on me, Darcy
I mean, I'm here, ain't I?

I mean, I hate fucking hospitals
and I'm here.

Oh, leave him alone Look at the state
of him and it's your fault and all.

Yeah, you nearly cracked my skull open!

Oh, come on, Darcy! If I'd meant it,
you wouldn't be walking, would you?

It was an accident, these things happen.

Yeah, but I asked her
to put you in the article I did ask her.

But it's not good enough, Darc.

It's cost me a fortune
and me name ain't in it

I'm entitled to get the hump, only right!
I'm entitled to get the hump!

Will you shut up? It was an accident!

It was a fucking accident
Don't drive me mad!

Can we shake on this, Darc?
I don't want this to come between us

I mean, I want us to stay friends
I'd feel a lot better if we shook on it.

Well, I can't I'm holding up me bandage.

Well, shake with your left hand then.

Everybody knows you
can't shake with your left hand, stupid.

It don't count.

Well, hold his bandage,
he can shake then.

Oh, Ronnie, please! Let's just forget
about the handshake, we'll do it later.

Sure it don't count with your left hand?

- Course it don't.
- What am I fucking asking you for?

Excuse me, mate Does it count
if you shake with your left hand?

This article is a stepping stone
into the arms of the public

I tell you, we crossed it well We have.

You do realise that a front page headline

practically guarantees us
a big crowd on our first match.

We'll show that Mayor
who needs crutches!

We've got the masses!

I tell ya, he was that big - Yeah?

And one good right hand
and I laid him out.

- Really?
- Oh, aye, dead as a doornail.

- You mean, you killed him?
- Pushing up daisies now, son.

- Real what was his name?
- Stephen Stephenson.

- Yeah, all right then.
- Stephen S fucking Stephenson, right.

Oh, all right, Dad.

? Every day is insane

? Sunday noon, Sunday rain

? You can see him smile

? Take your time, take a while

? I know

? I'm going crazy, man

? I know

? I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy.

? Sucked the sun out of the sky

? The only reason, I don't know why

? Sucked the sun out of the Earth

? Tell me why, what I'm worth

? I know

? I'm going crazy, man

? I know

? I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy

? See him sitting in a sketch

? I know, he is rich

? I can take him all alone

? Destined for super stardom

? I know

? I'm going crazy, man

? I know

? I'm going crazy, man

? I know.

Oh, man,
Wales was fucking brilliant.

It was top, man
I'm up for that again, definitely.

Oh, aye, it was good, weren't it?

I'm gonna write to that lass
in the fucking pie shop, man.

- What about your girlfriend?
- Oh, fuck her.

That's up here though, innit, mate,
not down there.

What's up, B?

Ah, nothing really.

You're looking down and shit, man

I'm all right really,
you know what I mean?

Nothing you can sort out, anyway.

Mmm girl trouble, innit?

No, nothing like that.

You got a girl though, ain't ya?

Well, no Not at the minute.

What about you?

Girls?

Oh, I got enough girls, man Enough girls.

Trust me!

See you.

Here Sit up.

Get some of this down you

You all right?

Yeah me head hurts though.

Listen, I've been out
I brought you some grapes.

Oh - Okay?

Look, um don't worry about the match.

This Saturday, don't worry about it.

If you wanted to turn up and help us,
yeah, fine, but don't worry

I'm gonna have to go.

Are you gonna be all right?

I'll stay if you like
I-I've just got some things to do.

No, no, no No, I'll be all right.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

All right then.

But use this time, eh? Use it, think.

Get your life back in order.

Try looking at the world with
straight eyes for a bit, just for a bit.

See you, Fagash.

See you, Darcy.

Cheers.

That's 150, mate - Cheers.

Hey, here's your change.

Jo? Jo?

Jo?

Jo You on a break?

I was upstairs
watching "Neighbours".

- What?
- Watching "Neighbours" on the telly.

The papers? I can't sorry

I can't, I-I'm sorry, can you.

What's that?

It's a "I'm sorry".

What - Well, yeah.

So what happened to you
the other night then?

Oh, it was.

It was an absolute nightmare.

One of the lads got in a right state
I had to stay with him to.

- Was he okay?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, he's fine now I-I you know, I think.

Um yeah.

Did you, um did you manage
to-to finish the cushions?

Yeah, yeah, sure, they're upstairs.

Oh, great, great, good May maybe
I could take 'em and shoot off?

Right - I've got so much to organise

down at the you know, down at the gym.

You are you are coming tomorrow night
to the match, yeah?

Oh, yeah, I should think so, yeah
Are you a bit nervous then?

As they say in the business,
I'm, er cacking me pants.

Ever so slightly.

And, er look, Jo, I'm I'm really sorry

about the drink, you know, um.

I wanted to take you out.

Sorry - Oh, no, don't worry.

It's all right, I got a bottle of wine
and watched a bit of telly, you know?

I'll just go and get them
for you then, okay?

Yeah, great, thanks.

I think, um

what we might do is, er
drive up to Scarborough.

Mmm, be nice.

We could stop at the pub on the way
for a bit of lunch

I couldn't drink a lot
'cos I'm driving of course, you know,

but, er it would be nice.

It would be nice

? Come take a seat and light it up

? Light up one for me

? We can talk about your suicide

? Freedom in the family

? Put away all powder and pills

? They've been your fall

? You're all for the place,
get out of my face

- ? You can take it all.
- Keep an eye on us today, Rocky.

We're gonna need a bit of luck

? You're a fallen flower

? You're a bruised up baby.

All right, Darc? All right, boy?

Fucking hell, looks like a bingo hall,
all this bunting.

You got a cigar this time.

Well, what do you think?

Ah!

You get them done, Darc?

- Oh, that's the bollocks, innit?
- Yeah.

Oh, I like that, yeah Yeah, very nice.

It's about time I went legit.

Come on, son, let's go and see the lads.

Good luck - I know.

Now, I'm telling now, no singing.

No, no, 'cos you, Dad, 'cos you
got a mic and a bowtie,

none of that Frank Sinatra business,
you know what you're like.

Are you gonna leave it out
with the same old jokes every day?

? Come take your time and roll it up

? Roll with dignity

? Roll with dignity.

One at a time, one at a time
Who wants what?

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome, welcome, welcome.

Today's entertainment is brought to you
by Ronnie Marsh Finances

and One on One Promotions.

Featuring the yet unseen 101 Warriors

against the Staffordshire Terriers
Boxing Team.

Each bout will be
a four two-minute rounds.

Is he in there?

- Fagash?
- Yeah?

- You about ready?
- Yeah.

Come on then.

Are we ready to rumble?

We'll see you out there, lads.

Okay, stay calm and enjoy it.

Just think what you look like to them.

Fagash Fraser!

And now introducing from the Staffs team,
also weighing 12 stone,

it's Phil The Animal Yates.

Go on, Yatesy.

Animal will have him in two.

Yeah?

No!

Keep him at the end of your left hand,
you can out-reach him.

Soon as he tries to get under that,

give him that right hand of yours
hard as you can.

You've always had a good right hand, lad.

Come on, Dad,
stop prattin' about Get it on with!

Come here, I want a good clean fight.

When I say break,
you break and step back.

Go to your corners.

Seconds out, round one.

Go on, Fagash!

Go on, son!

Fagash! Go, give him some.

Combination!

Break Break! Step back.

Go on, son,
knock his fucking head off.

Box.

Hit him, hit him!

Hit him!

Break Break!

Box.

Come on, Darcy!
Get hold of him, he's like a wet weekend!

You're okay You're doing fine.

You're doing very well,
but you're swinging too much.

You're swinging too much, all right?

When you swing you're letting him in
Don't let him in.

Soon as he gets in, hook him
Give it to him.

Remember that right hand of yours

I wasn't expecting this,
do you know what I mean?

Listen, I know he's tough,
but you're gonna beat him.

Take him out You're in front, no worries.

Go and get him, okay?

Seconds out Round two.

- Go! Go on.
- Combinations, Darcy.

Come on, son, watch your head.

Go on, lad, knock the fucker out
Youse only fighting a junkie!

Go on, Fagash! Go on!

One, two, three.

- Get up!
- Four, five.

Come on Come on, son - six.

- Get up!
- Seven, eight, nine, ten.

Come on, hey You're all right
You're all right.

Thanks, Tonka Listen, hey, come on.

Listen, he's their champion.

He's their top man
and you nearly beat him!

Are you not gonna stop
going on about my cigar?

Put it out - I paid for the
ring so I can smoke a cigar.

Why don't you leave me alone?
Let me smoke my cigar in peace.

This is a farce Darcy's fucking farcy's
Look at him.

No way am I letting our Tim
get in that ring, no way!

- What do you mean?
- He fucking gets me in there

and virtually batters me across,
against the fucking ropes.

- Just cool down a bit.
- What's the point, huh?

What's the fucking point
we're all here for, huh?

Wait, wait, wait, wait - Cool down.

- Jesus Christ!
- Cool down, mate.

Let me tell you this, right,
there's no way, there's no way

that any of us could have had
that dude in there, man.

Not even I could've had him, man
He was hard!

Wolfman Knight.

Yes! Come on, Knighty! Come on!

Come on!

Seconds out Round one.

Go on, Knighty!

Half the fucking crowd's rented
They're all Darcy's mates.

Keep your guard up, Ian!

Keep your guard up That's it.

Let him have it! Yes, go on!

Break Break!

Stand back.

Box Box.

Come on, Knighty, son
You're doing well, let's go.

Keep your guard up, Ian!

Keep your guard up!

Come on, Darcy, gee him up
He's doing well!

You're doing great
You're doing really well.

He keeps pushing me
in the bleedin' corner, Darcy

I know, I know Hey, you know what,
they can see what he's doing.

He's scared of you,
he's never fought a Southpaw before.

Did you see that?

- Seconds out Round two.
- Right.

Come on, get up.

Go on.

Come on, that's it
Come on, Ian Come on!

Go on!

One - Go on!

Two, three, four - That's more like it!

Five, six, seven, eight.

Knighty! Knighty! Knighty!

Box.

Break! Stop!

One, two,

- three, four, five.
- Come on now, you have him!

Stop! Stop fighting!

Knighty, get off him!
Knighty, Knighty!

- What are you doing?
- He cut me bleedin' eye!

What did I tell you about control?
You fucking You idiot!

Look what you done!
You've thrown the bloody fight away!

The winner!

Fucking hell!

- You fucking little shit.
- You're a disgrace!

No way in the world is our Tim
going in there.

- No way, woman.
- It's what he wants, Geoff.

Oh, fucking shut it!
I'm telling you, don't you tell me!

Jimmy, I'm sorry I'm sorry.

Here Get out!
You don't deserve to be in here.

- Ian!
- He's not worth it, Ian He's not worth it.

Knighty! Knighty! Knighty!

When are you gonna learn?

You lose your temper, you lose full stop.

That goes for everything.

You're gonna ruin your life
if you don't control this temper of yours.

I don't care, Darcy I beat him

I know you beat him,
but then you threw it away.

Because you lost
your bloody temper again.

What am I supposed to do
when he's doing all that crap,

getting me in the corner like that?

And just pushing me in the corner
and in the face?

Look, the judges saw that
You had him beat on points.

- It's a load of crap, Darcy.
- It's not a load of crap.

You're a load of crap
if you let him do it to ya!

Oh, come on, lad,
it's not the end of the world.

Put it all behind ya Come on.

Don't worry about it, mate
You're all right.

- Yeah, go on, Knighty.
- It's all good, Knighty, mate.

Look at this - Get off!

Knock him out later, Knighty,
and it'll be all right.

It just won't be in the ring.

Derek - Go on, Tim.

- Yeah?
- You go out first this time, all right?

- You know, break it up a bit Yeah?
- Yeah, okay Okay

Tonks, let him take his lad out first,
all right?

Have a good show.

And now introducing
from the Staffordshire team

- it's Stephen S Stephenson Jnr.
- The lens cap's on, that's why

I never cry over Tim,
it's you I cry over Now shut up!

Shut up? Don't you fucking tell me
to shut up!

When you got that Darcy there
smiling at you, you can fuck off!

All right?

And now a great new prospect,
weighing ten stone, two pounds.

That's my boy I think you've got
this one beat, you know?

it's the hometown boy,
Tim Evans.

Off you go.

He's not fighting for him
or anyone else.

- Get out of it!
- Listen to me.

- He's not fucking doing it!
- He's doing this!

- Fuck off! I'm gonna stop it!
- No!

Come on, Tim, out
You're not fighting for this idiot.

- What are you doing?
- He's not fighting for you or any other.

- Geoff, back off!
- Come on, Tim.

- Don't talk to my Alan like that.
- It's a bloody joke!

Don't you dare talk to my Alan like that.

You're a drunken stumble-bum!

Now, fuck off and sit down
and keep that shut.

Go on, Pat, I'll handle this.

I don't see your lad
fighting anyone.

- Come again?
- Ronnie, leave it

I don't want any trouble with you, right?
I just want my lad out of the ring, okay?

Come on, Tim Home! Let's go, pal.

You're not fighting here or anywhere else.

Come on, son.

You destroyed everything, didn't ya?

Me? I'm fucking sick of you!

You've been a pain in my fucking arse.

You're all right playing with little kids,
but let's see what you're like playing with.

You fucking slime! You slimy bastard!

Darcy, no!

Fucking hell!

You'll not bring these lads
down to your level!

You fucking lost it, Darcy.

You fucking lost it!

And when I get home,
I'm gonna cut her fucking throat.

You fucking swine!

You fucking slime!

Dad?

Dad? Dad?

Get the fuck off him! Get off Fuck off!

I'm I'm sorry.

- Dad?
- Tim.

- Dad? Dad!
- I'm sorry.

- What have you done? Fuck off!
- I'm sorry, Tim.

Some fucker get him out of here.

- Somebody fucking What?
- I'm sorry.

What the fuck?
What are you looking at? Help me!

- Get rid of him!
- Tim, I'm sorry.

Dad? Dad You fucking psycho,
look what you've done!

I'm sorry.

Dad Dad Come on, Dad

Fucking storage facility.

So what are you saying?
Bust it down then, yeah?

Look at the clock, man It's stuck on.

Hi, yeah, Gadget?

Yeah, yeah Hi, it's Tim.

Hi, yeah, um look,

Darcy came back and, er well,
he was in a pretty bad way, yeah.

Hi, hi, yeah It's it's Tim, mate.

Yeah, all right, mate Yeah, yeah.

You know, I mean,
he-he was in a real mess

Stuart? Hi, it's Tim.

Yeah, I did I'm okay, mate

I was just ringing to

Darcy came back to town
and he was in a pretty bad way.

And, er and he passed away, mate.

Cool All right.

Calling to ask
if you'd come to the funeral, mate.

Hi, Benny Hi, yeah, yeah It's Tim.

How's it going? Yeah, good

I'm afraid, er Darcy's passed away, man.

All right Yeah.

Yeah, I'll speak to you soon
All right, cheers Bye.

Make sure they know, and, er
so that everyone can come.

All right, yeah All right, thanks a lot
Yeah, I'll speak to you soon.

All right, cheers Bye.

- I tickle your beard?
- Yeah Do you like my sunglasses?

- Hey, Norm, that looks good.
- Cheers Here, you have that.

Thank you.

Stop pressuring him.

- Why can't you go away?
- I've got a date.

- Oh, don't be so insensitive.
- You got a date?

I have got a date, yeah - Really?

Yeah - Wanna borrow my car?

Dad!

- We've been mates for ages, haven't we?
- Yeah, yeah.

And, er it's just.

What's them funny noises keep coming
from your room every night?

- What?
- I didn't mean

I didn't mean you know what I mean?
It's her, it's her.

That ground was built for 20,000 people
There 1,500 down on Saturday.

Give over

I went down Allsports on Thursday night,
four pound them strips were.

Four pound!

It's not funny, it's not funny.

Every other club in that division,
they're 18 quid.

The strip, 18 pound
They were four pound for the whole lot.

We're going out with each other
for fucking what? Ten years!

And you've never fucking mentioned it.

Oh, I don't want kids, that's why.

- Look at Fagash's He's a right monster.
- He's fine, man

I can't be doing with it now,
I'm working and that

I like it, I like the way
that I'm getting on and that

I let mine grown and then cut them down.

Hmm - You've big hands you've got.

He's got big hands, hasn't he?

Yeah, the hands are big,
but the-the fingers are small.

Yeah.

My mum used to say
I've got piano hands.

Look at that! God, you've look at that!
There's no hand at all

I got long fingers, ain't I, Ben?

They are they are long really, yeah
Seeing he's a small dude.

Oh, I did love him.

Why don't you come with us?

- What, to Cornwall?
- Yeah.

Well, I've never further than Southend.

That's all right.

Be a new experience for you.

Pack your bikini

Make sure you take
your dancing shoes, Iris.

Oh, will you take me dancing?

- Course I'll take you dancing.
- Oh, bless you

? Like pebbles on a beach

? Kicked around, displaced by feet

? Oh, like broken stones

? We're all trying to get home

? Like a loser's reach

? Too slow and short to hit the peaks

? Yeah, so lost and alone

? Yeah, trying to get home

? As another bit shatters

? Another little bit gets lost.

? Oh, at such a cost

? Like a loser's reach

? Too slow and short to hit the peaks

? Yeah, he's lost and alone

? Yeah, like broken stones

? And another bit shatters

? Another little bit gets lost

? Tell me what else really matters

? Oh, at such a cost

? Like pebbles on a beach

? Kicked around, displaced by feet

? Oh, like broken stones

? They're all trying to get home

? Like a loser's reach

? Too slow and short to hit the peaks

? Yeah, he's lost and alone

? Yeah, trying to get home

? Trying to get home

? Trying to get home

? Like broken stones

? Oh, trying to get home.