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Here we go.
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So, Hans, you guys wondering, how long
does it take you to get your hair like
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that? About four hours.
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That's nice.
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Smitty thinks you look like Stevie
Wonder on steroids, but I like it.
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Cute.
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Look at that face, pussy, that rookie
gave you.
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I think I nailed them.
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It doesn't work.
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It says here that you have a brown eye?
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Come on.
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You actually have blue eyes in real
life.
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I'm really
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sorry, man.
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What's the problem, Jerry? I didn't win
anything.
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That's because it's a jukebox, Jerry.
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Thank you.
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Mr and Mrs Goldsmith, you guys look too
young.
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You have to bring your I .D. next time,
otherwise I'm not going to be able to
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let you in.
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Huh? What the hell are you talking
about?
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Barbara, I'd like you to meet Dr. and
Mrs. Black. Hi.
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Howdy. Hi, nice to meet you.
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And their doctor's son, Ira.
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Hi. Great to meet you.
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Oh, Albie, this is my youngest son,
Doug.
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Hello. I'm sorry.
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So,
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Ira, you got a main squeeze, a handsome
surgeon. I bet you're batting them off.
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My squeeze is late, actually.
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Your dad thought you were single.
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What do I know?
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So what Ivy League school are you hiding
at, Doug?
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Doug did not follow in the family
vocation. He's, uh... I bounce.
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Like a basketball?
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Richard!
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Hi!
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Very close friends.
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That's quite the couple, Grant.
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Is he Jewish?
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Come on, stop.
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Stop blowing my hat, Wynn. For the
record, they're both adopted.
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Fuck,
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tell me you saw what fucking Ray did
last night. It was a pretty brutal chop.
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fucking never seen Ray lose his shit
like that before.
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He got suspended for 20 fucking games.
The hospital sent him down to St.
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He's 40 years old. That's it. He's
fucking done, son.
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All right, then. Welcome to Hot Ice.
Tonight, we have Ross Ray's apology.
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To Darryl and his family, I'm deeply
sorry for what happened out there, for
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I did. Gee, look at him. He's pathetic.
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I have no excuse.
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I don't... Oh, Jesus Christ. I can't
stomach this shit anymore.
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It fucking kills me to see him like
this. I'll probably feature it on next
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week's Hot Ice, unless that motherfucker
Sully from Worcester calls in again.
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Like, last week, he called in pretending
that he was from some fucking
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sweepstakes, and he told me that I'd won
the grand prize of 50 cocks in my
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mouth. He goes, I have the option of
sucking all 50 at once, or one a month
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50 fucking months.
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Fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring
you down, pal.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I... I don't have a thing, you know?
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Like... Like, you have your show, and my
dad and my brother, they have their
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doctor thing.
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I don't got a thing.
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Everybody's got something but me.
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Would it help that I want you inside me?
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That I want you to make lemonade in my
chocolate factory?
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Hey, fuck this fucking sad shit.
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Let's just go watch the assassins kick
the shit out of Oshawa. I'll fill your
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big, big ass full of fucking corndog.
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I am predicting that this fucking game
becomes an absolute ass raping that only
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the likes of fucking Ned Beatty or
pretends to be the cast of Oz can
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Dougie, any thoughts?
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This is fun. These are tasty treats.
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What the fuck is that shit?
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Look at this. Fuck you.
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Bye bye, bitch.
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Fuck you.
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Welcome to our town, motherfucker.
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Hey,
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my brother's gay.
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You wanna take that wood back to me?
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Fuck you, faggot!
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Pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just
ejaculated. Pat, that's it. Tonight we
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a very special fucking guest joining us.
Doug, the thug.
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Glad.
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I'm a big fan. It's a good show.
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Speaking of fans, let's go to the phone.
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Caller, you're blowing hot ice.
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Hi there. I was wondering if you like
hot dogs.
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Huh. Yeah.
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I like hot dogs. Great.
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But I prefer corn dogs because you don't
need a bun for it.
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Because the bun is all around it. I knew
you could eat it from the stick.
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You like hot dogs because you like big
hot dogs in your mouth, son!
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No, you motherfucker!
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No, you motherfucker!
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God damn it! Fuck you, Gus and Brian,
you motherfuckers! You're supposed to
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screen this shit!
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Fuck this. I'm done. I've had enough of
you and your fucking sweater vest police
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state censorship, okay?
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Hi there. You are the final caller ever
on Hot Ice.
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Hi, this is Rolly Hortense. I'm the head
coach of the Orangetown Assassins.
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Yeah? Go fuck yourself.
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Patty, do me a favor, okay? Let me talk
to your buddy there, Doug.
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Hey, Doug, I'm calling you because you
impressed the hell out of me last night.
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A lot of other people, too.
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Thank you.
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You impressed me a hell of a lot, too.
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I'll be direct. What I want you to do is
come down to the ring tomorrow.
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Come out there for a tryout.
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You think about it, okay?
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Tomorrow, 2 .30.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I hope to see you there tomorrow
at 2 .30.
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You're a big boy. Use your big boy
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word.
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Fuck it.
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Is this too bad those are your teammates
that you fucked up out there?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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Of course, on the bright side, those are
your teammates that you fucked up out
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there.
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What do you say, son?
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You want to be an assassin?
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Yes, yes.
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What number do you want to wear?
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69!
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Take the number 69!
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It's hilarious!
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Is that number taken?
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It's okay, you got to be steady to get
better.
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Push, push, push!
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There you go, almost done. I don't care
if you go down.
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Hey,
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pretty
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good, pretty good.
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Way, way, way, way better.
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Ross, the boss, motherfucking Ray. He is
the master.
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Alright, fucking guys up 101.
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See what Ray's doing?
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Grabbing on his fucking meat right
there.
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Nothing, nothing. We're coming through
and you're fucking tiring out.
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Pop! Bam!
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I'll lure you in by beating the fuck out
of you.
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When you come in close, stop the fucking
onslaught. Boom! Off we go.
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Hey, scrappy!
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Sorry,
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bud. You're gonna fuck somebody up real
good, kiddo.
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You wanted to see me?
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Oh, yeah. Hey, Doug.
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Yeah, come on in.
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Grab a chair.
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There's something I want to discuss with
you.
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I am truly fucking proud of you.
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I'm truly fucking proud of you.
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Imagine if you played in a league where
they actually played hockey.
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Your talent's wasted here.
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I don't know if I have any talent.
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You've been touched by the fifth of God,
for Christ's sake. Thank you, sir. I
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got a brother, Ron.
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He's the coach and general manager of
the Halifax Highlanders.
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I've been telling him about you, and I
think you can really help him out.
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It all starts with the player he's got
there, Xavier Laflamme.
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Oh, get this back, Dan. Fuck, I need to
put that cocksucker away, too.
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100 % pure, natural.
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He ends up going number two overall.
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And Montreal grabs him.
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Number one!
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Fourth game of the season is the home
opening.
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Bam.
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Ross, the boss, Ray.
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Nice day.
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Suffers a third -degree concussion.
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Actually, he's lucky he wasn't fucking
killed.
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By the time he comes back, he's scared
shitless out there.
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And the pressure's restarting him out.
He really can't hack.
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He starts missing practices.
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He starts hanging with the wrong people.
The rumors, the fuck tape. It all
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starts to add up.
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So that summer he goes to the club and
says he wants to trade. They're not
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to trade him. They sent him down.
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Halifax. He's with my brother.
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All right, that's about all I can
fucking stand, ladies.
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You know why we're losing?
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Because you're fucking shit.
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Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.
This is a farm club.
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This is not some league where you're
playing on a team that's named after a
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fucking radio station. This is one step
under the big league. You go there, you
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watch Frenchies back.
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Maybe you can snap him out of his slump.
Maybe you can snap that old demon away.
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Thank you so much. You don't gotta thank
me.
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Another great opportunity. I'm so glad
you see that. Did you draw that?
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What? The wolf.
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Yeah, of course.
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What's his name?
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Loopy.
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Frame it. You can remember your days as
an assassin.
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Thanks for Loopy, coach.
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My cousin, Carolyn, she works for this
TV bar for Dartmouth called fucking
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Court. And she has this dance move she
does where she drags her fucking jagged
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little coke nail across her feet,
actually, guys. And she's been asking me
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come up and watch her dance for ages.
And I've been kind of telling her, ah,
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it's kind of gross because we're family.
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But I don't actually find it that gross.
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This one.
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Thuggy, beat the shit out of some
Jaguars for me.
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I'm going to be okay, right?
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You're the fucking thug.
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You're gonna be wicked fucking awesome.
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I love you, bud.
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I miss you, buddy. I'll miss you.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! There he goes.
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That's my friend.
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I know Doug the Thug Latch. I remember
when his dick was a tiny little fucking
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Christmas light.
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Yo, yo, yo, Morena!
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Pronto, pronto, pronto, pronto.
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Give it up!
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Oh, sorry,
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I have to meet you in a moment.
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I'm Doug Lutt. Nice to meet you.
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So, Dougie, you're the tough yank who
beat the shit out of everyone.
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I don't know about that.
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Glad to have you here, bud.
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Thanks. I'm happy to be here.
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Yeah, my wife left me. Said she was sick
of hockey.
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Sick of hockey.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, it's pretty much the shitter.
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Oh, that's so nice of you. No, I'm good,
thanks.
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This here's Thievesy.
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Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do
it. Don't hesitate.
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They can hit me. It's nice to meet you.
I'm Glugdat.
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Doug Glatt.
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Sparky, left winger. Paying for his med
school.
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Asians aren't industrious people.
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I guess hockey is like math to him.
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Guys from the parks are like equations.
Hey, Sparky!
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Where's my fucking helmet?
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Starting goalie, Marco Belcher. Paul
Belchy.
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He's from Regina.
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Regina? Drinks a lot of hand sanitizer.
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What's so fucking funny, giggly bits?
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We have your mama right here. Oh, yeah.
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Look at this beautiful smile. There she
is. Say hello.
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Oh, it's called suck your mother.
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What? Yes.
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Just like a bitch. You're a fucking
Chernobyl motherfucker.
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Your mother's pussy's so fucking tight.
No way, baby, come out there. No way.
250
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You adopted. I'm on your team.
251
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Does anybody else?
252
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Yo. Yeah.
253
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Mom. Yeah, that's the shit right here.
254
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Yeah, this makes me want to kill
somebody.
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disgrace to our nation and its proud and
storied history.
256
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My father didn't kick the Nazis.
257
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And a foot drop.
258
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Faceoff win by Hamilton.
259
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,310
Schaefer chips it back to Hall.
260
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Here's Jefferson of the Steelers in
front of the net. Gets a chance to take
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shot.
262
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Hey, Belchior.
263
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:02,170
Now Sacco dishes to Ogilvy.
264
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Laflamme still looking to find his game.
265
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:09,810
Ogilvy to Laflamme. Oh, he's got him.
Come on, Laflamme. Throw a sack.
266
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,630
Come on, boys. Work those corners.
267
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Come on, boys. Work those corners.
268
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Hamilton come out of their own zone.
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Halifax pitches.
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Hamilton moves on by.
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Jonathan gets it over.
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Here's the shot.
273
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Am I the only one here?
274
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You slob of fucking borscht -blooded
cabbage -headed motherfucker.
275
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Put your hands out of your ass. That
ain't easy.
276
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What the fuck?
277
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He won't be heard from till next week.
278
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,460
You gotta make that call, Ralph. That's
a fucking elbow, Howard.
279
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The doctor needs a doctor.
280
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,300
Oh, shit.
281
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Johnny Hortense is looking for a little
spark to ignite his team.
282
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And that spark is in the person of Doug
Glatton. What a spark he'll be.
283
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:37,230
It's true. I read that. What are these
doing here?
284
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Oh, gone.
285
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,790
Here's a little dose.
286
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A little dose.
287
00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:45,470
Here we are.
288
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It's time to welcome.
289
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Hi, guys.
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Doug. Doug.
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Officially. Through an initiation.
292
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It's going to be good.
293
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What do I have to do?
294
00:22:58,470 --> 00:22:59,890
Oh, shit. Fuck.
295
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,710
Sleepy to a wanderer.
296
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,420
We should sign his dick.
297
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,360
Everyone sign his dick.
298
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,120
What's happening here? What's the
matter?
299
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,720
You have a little puss -puss?
300
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,920
Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?
Let's see what's going on over there.
301
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:16,480
Show us your dick. I don't want you to
see my dick.
302
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,980
Why are you being gay? I think you're
fucking being pretty gay.
303
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:21,260
It's not gay.
304
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,320
Not if you're brothers.
305
00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:26,450
If you're brothers, it's gay with a
fucking dash of something else. My
306
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gay and he doesn't even do that. I've
been playing hockey my whole life. I
307
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,770
fucking signed no one's dick, man. I'll
sign your dick, Doug.
308
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,530
Oh, come on. You fucked the carpet.
309
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:41,689
Oh, sorry.
310
00:23:41,690 --> 00:23:43,030
I had to take my shoes off, yeah?
311
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:44,609
No, it's fine.
312
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:45,610
You get it.
313
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,659
That's it.
314
00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:57,700
Yeah? Yeah. Thank you.
315
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,900
Cool. What?
316
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,540
No, thank you so much for asking me.
Beer and soup.
317
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,920
That's my thing. You're a crazy
motherfucker.
318
00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:14,020
Talk about next time. Bam! You fucking
beat it.
319
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:16,560
Really? Yeah. Thank you.
320
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:19,040
Yeah. Why did you do that?
321
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,480
What do you mean?
322
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,320
What do you help and protect these guys?
You don't even know these guys.
323
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,920
A coach puts me out there to fight.
324
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280
That's my job.
325
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:34,320
I like standing up for my team, you
know? Take care of them.
326
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,260
Team.
327
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,180
You just wait.
328
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,400
Wait one month. Then you tell me if you
feel the same.
329
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,700
I don't think so.
330
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,500
The fucking thing.
331
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,560
Have you ever drank Tefanex?
332
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:57,940
I'm sorry?
333
00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:59,420
Bonne nuit.
334
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,440
Bonne nuit.
335
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:05,420
Come on, boys, let's go. Let's do this.
336
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:10,180
I'm breathing that fresh air. Come on.
Men, men.
337
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:15,260
So the penalty winding down in front of
a good crowd here in this game between
338
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,500
the Lavelle Kings and the Halifax
Islanders.
339
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,940
Come on, Dougie.
340
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,280
I got it, I got it.
341
00:25:44,269 --> 00:25:47,370
I've heard this song before, folks.
342
00:25:47,570 --> 00:25:53,510
In fact, on my wedding night, our
basketball bride, Glass, can't wear
343
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:57,170
anymore. You know why there's so many
men on the ice? Because you stand on the
344
00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:58,510
ice. Come on, change it up. Let's go.
345
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,240
Stay there until I tell you to move.
Unbelievable,
346
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:05,200
Black. Nice work, rookie. Come on. Let's
go.
347
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:12,120
That is the closest we have come to
winning a fucking hockey game in over a
348
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,360
month, and you just fucked us. You
fucked us.
349
00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:17,780
You're not here to play hockey, Glass.
You're here to fight.
350
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,600
Hey, pretty boy, you find that funny?
351
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:27,100
Funny ha -ha? Like flushing a $5 million
contract up your nose funny?
352
00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:29,180
Or funny?
353
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,560
Peculiar, like Doug there.
354
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,100
You get your shit together.
355
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,100
Because your shit stinks, Pepe Le Pew.
356
00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:02,560
After serving his 20 -game suspension,
Ross the Boss Ray was sent down to
357
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,620
Boston's affiliate in the EMHL at St.
John's Shamrock, the same team where he
358
00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:10,160
started his storied career, a career a
lot of people believe is coming to a
359
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,680
close. This is where I started out. This
is where I'm from.
360
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,920
I suppose this is as good a place as any
for me to end up. Ray is a repeat
361
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,400
offender, having sat out 12 games after
his infamous headshot on Xavier Leclam
362
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,480
three years ago. The league is sending a
clear message that it will no longer
363
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,040
tolerate this behavior. No, yeah, no,
you're breaking up.
364
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,300
No, we're not breaking up. You're
breaking up. I can't hear you.
365
00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:35,540
What? No, I'm here.
366
00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:38,860
No,
367
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:41,820
it's still shit. You still sound like a
fucking cyborg.
368
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,560
No,
369
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,960
I'm sorry.
370
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,360
I said we'll talk tomorrow.
371
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:50,900
Me too.
372
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,280
Okay, I need a drink.
373
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:59,610
Eva, baby, are you on a date with this
loser?
374
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:03,190
Mind if I cut in with my beautiful doll?
375
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,050
Oh, fuck! What the fuck?
376
00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:07,690
Moron.
377
00:28:09,210 --> 00:28:11,870
Here, you can use this to make your
towel dry off.
378
00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:16,730
It's made from the same material they
make snowsuits out of.
379
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,320
Eva, I really like your name.
380
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:44,920
Yes, sir. It's a great name. Like the
Bible, just with a bit more kind of
381
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,920
mustard on it.
382
00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:47,760
I think it's a pretty name.
383
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:49,220
Like your faith.
384
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,840
You got a pretty name and a pretty
faith.
385
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:53,180
Oh.
386
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,000
You're very nice to me.
387
00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:00,620
Check it.
388
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:04,000
Doug. Uh -huh? I dig hockey players.
389
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,560
This shit.
390
00:29:05,930 --> 00:29:09,790
The violence, the beer, all of it. I
fucking love it.
391
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:15,430
Want to get out of here? Yes, please.
392
00:29:15,730 --> 00:29:16,730
Let's rally.
393
00:29:19,570 --> 00:29:20,570
You're so pretty.
394
00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:22,770
You're so beautiful.
395
00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:24,929
I'm sorry.
396
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,890
I keep saying that. I'm sorry.
397
00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:28,810
It's fine.
398
00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:29,910
I think it's cute.
399
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,790
Who doesn't like being told they're
beautiful?
400
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,720
This is me.
401
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,020
Okay.
402
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,480
I like Eva.
403
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,780
You do, eh?
404
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,460
Yes, ma 'am.
405
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:46,460
Eva likes Doug.
406
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,480
Eva likes you.
407
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,840
What does Eva think about kissing?
408
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,020
Which type?
409
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,200
French.
410
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,920
Hey, what do you think about me calling
you sometime?
411
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,500
I don't know whether that's the best
idea yet.
412
00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:20,500
Why don't you give me your number, and I
promise that I'll never call you.
413
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,880
Yeah?
414
00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:24,180
Yeah.
415
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,060
Okay.
416
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,420
Perfect. I love that.
417
00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:36,980
Bye, Doug.
418
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:41,890
Bye, Eva. I'm gonna watch you walk up
the stairs. Make sure that you're safe.
419
00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:45,730
Safe. Good night.
420
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,010
Good night.
421
00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:58,850
All right, boys, listen up. We're still
in this thing. We just need a quick one.
422
00:30:58,970 --> 00:30:59,970
Listen up, Cash!
423
00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:01,850
We gotta work harder than them, okay?
424
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,430
Get harder than them, guys. You know
what's hard work?
425
00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:08,550
Going through a divorce. She's trying to
get all my money now. She can have half
426
00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:12,010
of it? I don't give a shit. The other
half, hard work, mine.
427
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:16,130
Some guys on their team are fucking
divorced. Three guys there. Fucking
428
00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:19,270
marriages are in the fucking toilet.
We're playing divorced guys.
429
00:31:19,530 --> 00:31:23,470
Yeah. We gotta be fucking triceps,
biceps, arse -steps hard.
430
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:27,990
Hard. Greek fucking underground gay porn
hard.
431
00:31:28,330 --> 00:31:29,350
You're all Adonises.
432
00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,490
Highlanders, gay porn hard.
433
00:31:31,730 --> 00:31:32,830
Gay porn hard!
434
00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:35,950
In the faceoff, it goes back to Emerson.
435
00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:38,670
Emerson moves up the wing, lifts the
cross, finds Jones.
436
00:31:39,050 --> 00:31:42,590
Jones now flips it up the right side.
Stevenson. Here's Mason. Works it up the
437
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:44,130
board. Gets it over to Gale. Let's see.
438
00:31:44,410 --> 00:31:45,410
He scores!
439
00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:46,550
Yeah!
440
00:31:47,590 --> 00:31:48,690
Nobody wants to play.
441
00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:49,930
Nobody wants to play.
442
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,010
What?
443
00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:55,329
Oh, I'm sorry.
444
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,790
What can't stick to me? Let's go, Roy.
445
00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,390
I am a fucking tiger.
446
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,770
Oglebay wins the thing, sir. Takes it
back into his own zone.
447
00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:05,890
Now circling in the neutral zone,
looking for home.
448
00:32:07,030 --> 00:32:08,230
For fuck's sake, kid.
449
00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:11,290
Stop staring at me. You're really
weirding me out, eh? I'm sorry, sir.
450
00:32:12,070 --> 00:32:14,070
Here comes the fly. I'm trying to
squeeze the...
451
00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:34,490
I'll light your fucking ass up. Hey,
I'll let your ass back up on fire.
452
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:38,530
It's time to make a few mistakes.
453
00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:39,990
Look at the penalty clock.
454
00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:44,610
And when I say, you get over there,
stand in front of that box and wait for
455
00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:45,449
ugly bugger.
456
00:32:45,450 --> 00:32:47,930
Yes, sir. Do exactly what I say.
457
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:49,250
Yes, sir, of course.
458
00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:52,110
Exactly what I say. You got it? Nothing
else.
459
00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:56,930
Windsor moves the pocket of their dog,
penalties winding down.
460
00:32:57,340 --> 00:33:00,440
Here's Patrick and Jennifer Black.
They've broken up by York. Knocked it
461
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,460
the air. And now it comes off the
backboard. It's brought right back with
462
00:33:03,460 --> 00:33:04,460
very far behind.
463
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:07,620
Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go. Go, go,
go, go. Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.
464
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:07,660
Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go. Go, go,
go, go. Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.
465
00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:08,019
Go, go, go, go.
466
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,060
Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go. Go, go,
go, go. Go, go, go, go.
467
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,680
Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
468
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,940
Go, go, go, go, go.
469
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,800
Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.
470
00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:22,060
Go,
471
00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:05,550
miss you. I really miss you both.
472
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:07,950
Please don't give up on me.
473
00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:14,090
Oh, fuck me.
474
00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:16,989
Hello? Eva?
475
00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:19,330
Hey!
476
00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:21,210
This is Doug.
477
00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:25,570
Glad. Your number is so similar to my
friend's number.
478
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:31,190
I didn't know which was which, so I
didn't want to call my friend and then
479
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:32,190
bother you.
480
00:34:37,389 --> 00:34:39,650
Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my
team.
481
00:34:39,909 --> 00:34:41,870
I think some of your friends are going
to come.
482
00:34:42,429 --> 00:34:45,110
I don't know if you want to, like, you
know, join us.
483
00:34:45,670 --> 00:34:47,570
Actually, I've been trying to cut my
drinking down.
484
00:34:47,949 --> 00:34:49,429
Trying to be a good girl.
485
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:54,730
Trying. Well, you know, maybe you and I
could hang out sometime?
486
00:34:55,190 --> 00:34:57,570
You know, get, like, coffee?
487
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,850
Um, sure.
488
00:35:03,130 --> 00:35:05,050
Great. I don't drink coffee.
489
00:35:08,330 --> 00:35:09,410
Power drinks and water.
490
00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:14,190
Awesome. It doesn't even matter if I'm
thirsty or not. If I could just see you.
491
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:16,410
That sounds cool.
492
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:19,770
Okay. Okay. I'll see you then.
493
00:35:20,110 --> 00:35:21,110
Bye, Eva.
494
00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:22,350
Bye.
495
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:23,830
Yes!
496
00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:30,570
Are you pink old bullshit? Back off,
eaters, man!
497
00:35:31,010 --> 00:35:36,910
It's beach ball. Because you cannot even
stop a fucking beach ball. Not nice!
498
00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:40,830
Pitch ball is bigger than a puck. This
is my joke.
499
00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:42,810
Yeah, I fucking get it, man.
500
00:35:43,570 --> 00:35:45,950
That's the way we know that.
501
00:35:46,150 --> 00:35:47,109
Shut up!
502
00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:50,770
Saw the score is tied with two minutes,
52 seconds left.
503
00:35:51,270 --> 00:35:52,270
Divo, divo, divo.
504
00:35:52,930 --> 00:35:54,290
I don't know how to sit down tonight.
505
00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:55,790
What?
506
00:35:57,910 --> 00:35:59,470
We're going to fight. You're not
fighting anybody.
507
00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:02,490
Just park your ass in front of that
bullpen and scream. Okay, let's do this.
508
00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:07,310
Don't be a squirt. Get that big ass
right in front of him. Block the lane.
509
00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:09,260
Come on, see a thing. Let's go, let's
go.
510
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,760
Oh, the thug is coming in on a power
play.
511
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,020
Do you believe in miracles?
512
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:16,900
Thank you.
513
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,940
And the puck is dropped.
514
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,240
Black will head straight for the front
of the net. Puck goes back to the point.
515
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,800
Here's Kim with it. Gets it over. They
take another look. Good out in front.
516
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:26,759
Black is screaming.
517
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,460
All the action in front of the net.
518
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,940
Halifax winds it up.
519
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:59,120
It goes there to Lemieux. This guy's
going glove, money. This guy's going
520
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,260
money.
521
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,660
I just have to go to the washroom in a
second.
522
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,040
Yeah.
523
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,680
Okay.
524
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,240
Can I get a Gatorade?
525
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,880
Hey. Had a good party?
526
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:11,140
Look, I like making out with you. It was
fun.
527
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,880
But what happened between us the other
night, it was a one -off.
528
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,360
I'm sorry. I mean, Jesus, all we did was
make out.
529
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:27,070
Anyway, it was a mistake. You're
actually nice, and I'm a
530
00:38:27,070 --> 00:38:28,069
huge bitch.
531
00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:29,410
Eva, don't say that.
532
00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:32,130
I'm a very bad girlfriend.
533
00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:34,310
Girlfriend? Yeah.
534
00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:37,930
I have a boyfriend, which is awesome.
535
00:38:38,330 --> 00:38:39,330
Fuck.
536
00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:41,530
Jeez.
537
00:38:43,330 --> 00:38:45,530
Well, I guess it's kind of weird.
538
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:47,810
They gave me flowers.
539
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Cockles.
540
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,500
Stuffed animal. A little doll.
541
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,600
It's not really a stuffed animal.
542
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,380
Stuffed Angus.
543
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,360
It's the mascot of the team I play for.
544
00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:04,300
The Halifax Highlanders.
545
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,680
It's a little toy.
546
00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,340
But it's official.
547
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,000
For fuck's sake.
548
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,000
No. It's hilarious.
549
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,040
Simple misunderstanding.
550
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,540
You know, I'm fine.
551
00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:18,560
Okay. Bye, Eva.
552
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,080
Hi, Doug.
553
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,660
Fish. Put the mask on.
554
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:25,920
Fuck
555
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:43,100
me,
556
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,180
Angus.
557
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:49,600
It's not the first time that wind blew
garbage in my face.
558
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,420
one time my friends built this bike ramp
behind the medical center it was really
559
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:57,600
windy that day so i started pedaling
really fast and as i was going up the
560
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:02,200
wind blew like these bloody rags like
right into my face and i crashed into
561
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,480
dumpster and i started like rolling
around like the medical waste because i
562
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:10,960
so disoriented i broke my my ankle like
in three places and the worst part is
563
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,860
there's a big bag of pee and i rolled
over on it and it like burst all over me
564
00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:25,500
I think it's funny too. Yes, very much
so.
565
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:27,100
Garbage blows in my face sometimes.
566
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,060
Thanks for the ride.
567
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,340
It was good to see you.
568
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,120
My boyfriend.
569
00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:14,930
I'm going to change the mic. Love you
guys.
570
00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:16,230
We love you, Duncan.
571
00:42:18,990 --> 00:42:22,510
Hey, you can stay on the shirt, eh? I
know.
572
00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:26,910
I can't stop.
573
00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:28,190
Hey,
574
00:42:29,010 --> 00:42:30,010
you want to go?
575
00:42:31,110 --> 00:42:32,029
Yeah, okay.
576
00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:33,710
Good luck, man. Good luck to you too,
buddy.
577
00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:35,450
Butt drops and yes.
578
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,100
Jim, let's make sure it goes.
579
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,920
Popped a cherry tonight.
580
00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:18,380
Popped a cherry.
581
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,960
What does that mean?
582
00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:22,740
Boys.
583
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Goats.
584
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:29,480
Well, one of you has really been
impressing me with your play lately, and
585
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,740
you hasn't. Either one of you want to
venture to guess as to who's who?
586
00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:40,040
Okay, well, LaFlem, I'm ripping that A
off your jersey. You don't deserve it,
587
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,460
unless A stands for asshole, which is
the way you've been playing.
588
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,020
Glatt, you're promoted.
589
00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:45,340
Assistant captain.
590
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:47,460
Good on you. Keep up the good work.
591
00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:48,740
There's a game puck.
592
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,960
I'm proud of you.
593
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:51,340
Thanks, Coach.
594
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,920
Xavier, you can take this the right way
or the wrong way, son.
595
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:56,300
Ladies' choice.
596
00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,580
Xavier.
597
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:01,460
Go get him.
598
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:03,100
Hey, bud, wait up.
599
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:09,460
Oh, my God. You son of a bitch.
600
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,960
Look at you.
601
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,280
You're going to love this restaurant.
602
00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:14,320
I know how you like Middle Eastern food.
603
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,480
And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend.
604
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,920
He's very robust.
605
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:22,820
Holy fucking shit -ass Dougie. You
fucking scored. You just fisted that
606
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:24,460
motherfucker right in the ass.
607
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:29,280
Fuck, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking
sorry, sir, ma 'am. There he is. There's
608
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,280
guy. Hey.
609
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,280
Dougie, my friend. Good to see you as
always, eh? That's my top customer right
610
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:38,120
there. Five times a week I see you,
right? A pair of falafel this boy has on
611
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,560
him. I watch this guy fight three guys,
knock out all their teeth. Three guys.
612
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,180
Four teeth. One. game. It was
unbelievable.
613
00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:46,420
I'm so excited.
614
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,380
Fuck it. Everybody, donair on the house
tonight.
615
00:45:50,260 --> 00:45:52,160
Feel anything, buddy.
616
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:56,120
Pardon me. Donair sauce on the house,
everybody. Don't get excited. Donair
617
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,120
sauce.
618
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,880
Water down the donair sauce.
619
00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:04,640
So, Doug, think we can get anything for
this one, babe?
620
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:06,700
I don't think so.
621
00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:08,960
No, I wanted to give this to Mom and
Dad.
622
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:31,520
Have you given any thought at all to the
head injuries that come with playing
623
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,260
such a violent sport, the concussions?
624
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,200
How long do you think you can do this?
Mom.
625
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:40,080
It's an infantile way for a man to spend
his adult years.
626
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,600
No, it isn't. You can do anything. You
can do anything except punch people.
627
00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:46,440
No, I couldn't. You can teach. No, I
can't.
628
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,820
Okay? I can't because I'm stupid.
629
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:51,340
I'm stupid.
630
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,560
You're not that stupid.
631
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:54,900
I am.
632
00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:56,680
I'm stupid. You're gay.
633
00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:58,720
I'm stupid. He's gay.
634
00:46:58,940 --> 00:46:59,940
Stupid. Gay.
635
00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:00,999
We get it.
636
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,160
Stupid. Gay.
637
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,600
Okay. You have one stupid son, and you
got a gay son. Oh, God.
638
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,660
For once in my life, I'm actually a part
of something.
639
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:13,280
I get to wear a uniform that doesn't
have security on it.
640
00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:17,680
Kids buy it, and they wear it, and it's
got our name on it.
641
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,460
Now, for whatever reason, you guys think
that I can be smart enough to be a
642
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,460
doctor.
643
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,198
I'm strong.
644
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,380
I can protect people.
645
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,300
That's who I am. That's what I do.
646
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,000
And you should be proud of me.
647
00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:34,820
We should be proud of you?
648
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,460
They call you Thug for Christ's sake.
649
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,520
It might as well say security on the
back of your sweater.
650
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:42,860
Excuse me.
651
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,540
Thug, I am proud of you.
652
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,840
Thanks, buddy.
653
00:47:57,230 --> 00:47:58,230
They got my passport.
654
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:00,810
Look,
655
00:48:01,570 --> 00:48:06,370
no disrespect intended, but honestly,
fuck your parents if they don't fucking
656
00:48:06,370 --> 00:48:07,530
appreciate you, man.
657
00:48:07,890 --> 00:48:08,890
Like, look at you.
658
00:48:09,070 --> 00:48:13,810
You're a fucking beast. You're like the
fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren or some
659
00:48:13,810 --> 00:48:16,550
shit. You don't care what I'm saying, do
you?
660
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:19,110
I'm watching you tonight.
661
00:48:19,710 --> 00:48:23,010
It was like watching a bunch of fucking
birds flying in a V.
662
00:48:23,230 --> 00:48:24,230
It was instinct.
663
00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:26,770
Purpose.
664
00:48:27,299 --> 00:48:32,620
It's like you were doing what you were
born to do. I mean, Jesus Christ, Doc.
665
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,320
Look at your fucking fist.
666
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:37,440
It's the size of my Uncle Murphy's
prostate.
667
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,740
Yeah, I really feel like getting
hammered right now. Let's get so fucking
668
00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:44,960
we see each other's doner sauce on the
floor.
669
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:42,960
you my problem how many minutes did you
play tonight huh i don't know 11 so
670
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:47,960
you skate like shit but you play 11
fucking minutes
671
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:54,180
who the fuck are you i'm a fucking
hockey player you steal my a
672
00:49:54,180 --> 00:50:00,000
you steal my power play you're a fucking
goon a thug you're fucking nothing
673
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,540
right now is because you're on my team.
674
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,260
Do you have any idea what would happen
if I stopped watching your back?
675
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,120
Yeah.
676
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,640
It'd be like before you came.
677
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,920
I like that better.
678
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:59,060
We have not pissed together since last
time we double -teamed Belgium's mother.
679
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,740
Oh, and we pissed our mothers.
680
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,940
All right,
681
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:09,460
lads. All right.
682
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,440
We're in the shit now.
683
00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:12,980
This is Quebec.
684
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:19,080
Get your fucking game faces on. This is
about to get ugly. We have four games
685
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,038
left, boys.
686
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,920
We only need two of them. Shove your tit
-cat eyes up their terriers and rip
687
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,720
their fucking hearts out.
688
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:28,400
Go get them, boys.
689
00:52:18,470 --> 00:52:19,870
You're with me tonight, Mom.
690
00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:21,590
You are with me tonight.
691
00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:25,390
All right, you feel the fucking energy
in this building? I want you to take
692
00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:28,330
fucking energy out into the ice. Dougie,
you're going to shadow the flame the
693
00:52:28,330 --> 00:52:32,650
entire game. You, go to the flame.
You're starting. Boys, we're in this
694
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,530
thing. Now let's play like we're
supposed to be here.
695
00:52:35,950 --> 00:52:37,010
Let's go. All right.
696
00:52:46,350 --> 00:52:51,330
Shut the fuck up. Here we go. The fries
have been pranked. The cheese has been
697
00:52:51,330 --> 00:52:55,490
curded. Let's pour some gravy on these.
Let's grab the fucking puck.
698
00:52:55,730 --> 00:52:56,730
And dig in.
699
00:52:57,070 --> 00:53:01,410
Now Frank gets the pinch out. Back to
Laflamme. He comes up ice with a full
700
00:53:01,410 --> 00:53:01,948
of steam.
701
00:53:01,950 --> 00:53:06,650
Laflamme lines up Laflamme. And the boys
just jacked Laflamme's fries into the
702
00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:09,710
board. Laflamme hits the right side.
Cuts toward the net.
703
00:53:09,930 --> 00:53:11,110
Laflamme takes it down.
704
00:53:12,810 --> 00:53:13,910
Laflamme is the winner.
705
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:43,080
He gets it back again. Swings by another
check. Watch him.
706
00:54:38,410 --> 00:54:42,070
He may not be back at all. And for what
you did to Samard, you've been
707
00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:46,450
suspended. We're lucky it's only one
game. You know how glad this team counts
708
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:51,490
you. Whatever it is that is making you
fucking ovulate, you better figure it
709
00:54:51,490 --> 00:54:53,610
quick and get your fucking shit
together.
710
00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:59,090
And for those of you who think you've
got no practice tomorrow, 6 a .m., bag
711
00:54:59,090 --> 00:55:04,490
skate, pussies. I want to see every
single one of you work your fucking...
712
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,040
you want to make the playoffs or not.
713
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,040
God damn it.
714
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:16,700
And Glatt, I see you.
715
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:18,300
You're riding piss hole.
716
00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:19,820
Back of the bus.
717
00:55:47,630 --> 00:55:53,410
We fly by night, it's like a rocket
flight, and baby that's just what it's
718
00:55:54,430 --> 00:56:00,110
Fly by night, it makes you feel alright,
you keep coming back for me.
719
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:39,380
I can't really talk right now. That's
why I was texting you. I'm sorry. I'm
720
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,379
a moron.
721
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:41,820
So you saw my headbutt, huh?
722
00:56:42,060 --> 00:56:44,060
Yeah. You fucked him up.
723
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,780
Are you at the library?
724
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:50,680
No. My boyfriend got home a few days
ago.
725
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,500
Why did you text me then?
726
00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:54,400
I keep talking to you.
727
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,660
And now I'm thinking about you and...
728
00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:00,520
Sometimes I sleep with that Angus the
Highlander doll.
729
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,840
There's nothing weird about that. It's
official.
730
00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:05,220
Yeah, Doug.
731
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,680
I know.
732
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:08,680
Fuck.
733
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,900
I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
734
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:15,380
All we did was make out.
735
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,160
I'm a slut, Doug.
736
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:19,340
I'm horny a lot.
737
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,140
I sleep around.
738
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,720
Oh, okay.
739
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,780
It doesn't bother you.
740
00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:27,300
The truth is, I just...
741
00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:29,420
I have a really huge crush on you.
742
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,720
Hello, sir.
743
00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:13,020
My name is Doug Glyde.
744
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:18,860
Ross Ray.
745
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,300
Nice to meet you, kid.
746
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,600
Nice to meet you, too.
747
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:23,140
Sit down.
748
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,020
Thanks.
749
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:26,740
So you're the new me, eh?
750
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,720
I don't know about that.
751
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,040
I don't think so.
752
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,060
Everyone else seems to.
753
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,640
It's good.
754
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,340
Good for you, kid.
755
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:39,880
Thank you.
756
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,760
So what are you doing wandering around
St. John's at 3 o 'clock in the morning?
757
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,760
Aren't you guys playing outside?
758
00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:46,980
Yeah, yeah.
759
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:54,640
I ain't much for waiting around.
760
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,960
You're a tough little bastard out there.
761
00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:00,360
You can fucking bang.
762
00:59:00,980 --> 00:59:02,400
Thank you. Thanks so much.
763
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:05,300
As long as I'm gonna impart some of the
wisdom of my years on you.
764
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:06,640
And I could really use some of that.
765
00:59:07,050 --> 00:59:10,070
Everybody loves their soldiers until
they come home and stop fighting.
766
00:59:10,770 --> 00:59:11,970
You understand what I'm saying?
767
00:59:14,270 --> 00:59:15,670
I don't know, no.
768
00:59:16,430 --> 00:59:21,590
Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the
shit, the fucking grit, you got it, like
769
00:59:21,590 --> 00:59:22,590
me.
770
00:59:22,710 --> 00:59:24,930
But like me, that's all you fucking got.
771
00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:28,270
And like me, you're no good to anyone
doing anything else.
772
00:59:30,510 --> 00:59:32,990
All I'm saying is don't go trying to be
a hockey player.
773
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,250
Get your fucking heart ripped out.
774
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
But I am a hockey player, sir.
775
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,280
You're a fucking goon that plays hockey
like you.
776
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,840
I don't play much hockey.
777
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:47,720
You're a hockey player, sir.
778
00:59:48,540 --> 00:59:50,440
You know they just want you to bleed,
right?
779
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,700
I'm here to do whatever they need me to
do. You know, if they need me to bleed,
780
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,780
then I'll bleed for my team.
781
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:06,720
I suppose you heard I'm going to retire
at the end of the season.
782
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:12,260
I've been at this since I was 17, but
I'll be damned if I'm gonna go out like
783
01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:13,720
some Nancy Boy middle -aged fuck.
784
01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:15,220
You understand?
785
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,760
Yeah, I understand.
786
01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:18,220
You have my respect.
787
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,120
Whatever that means to you, you got it.
788
01:01:19,530 --> 01:01:20,530
What I'm here for.
789
01:01:24,490 --> 01:01:27,670
Last night, I fight.
790
01:01:28,090 --> 01:01:29,450
I fight for my team.
791
01:01:31,070 --> 01:01:33,950
If they need me to bleed, then I bleed.
792
01:01:38,830 --> 01:01:44,850
I started my career here in St. John's.
I think it's only good that I'm winding
793
01:01:44,850 --> 01:01:45,850
it up here.
794
01:01:46,990 --> 01:01:48,010
Not being said.
795
01:01:49,450 --> 01:01:51,070
I just don't know how to explain it to
you guys.
796
01:01:53,050 --> 01:01:54,730
What do you say, boys? Let's go to the
playoffs.
797
01:01:55,410 --> 01:01:58,650
Give the old man one last shot at a
ring. How about it, eh? God bless
798
01:01:58,650 --> 01:01:59,650
Newfoundland.
799
01:02:06,030 --> 01:02:09,650
It's a rough physical game tonight,
folks. Both teams shooting for the
800
01:02:09,650 --> 01:02:11,390
and final playoff spot in the East.
801
01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:29,090
Absolutely running over the poor
Islanders. It's anarchy on the ice.
802
01:02:29,910 --> 01:02:30,950
No need.
803
01:02:36,490 --> 01:02:40,850
You know how this ends.
804
01:02:41,590 --> 01:02:42,590
Oh, shit.
805
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,560
I could do this all night, boys.
806
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:13,880
Bart Ogilvie, getting into only the
third fight of his entire career.
807
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,300
If I wanted to lift from you, I'll
rattle my zipper.
808
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:20,140
A for effort, Captain, and D for Doug
Black.
809
01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:22,980
Are you there, Doug? It's me, Margaret.
810
01:03:49,590 --> 01:03:50,790
Xavier, are you up?
811
01:03:51,510 --> 01:03:52,510
I'm an idiot.
812
01:03:52,670 --> 01:03:57,490
From now on, no matter what happens, if
you want to punch me in the face or spit
813
01:03:57,490 --> 01:04:00,850
in my mouth while I'm asleep, it doesn't
matter.
814
01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:02,990
I'm always going to be watching your
back.
815
01:04:03,450 --> 01:04:05,890
Think that we both have a light in our
stomach.
816
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:08,130
A special light, like EP.
817
01:04:08,630 --> 01:04:10,930
And the team needs somebody to light the
way.
818
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,360
My stomach light needs your stomach
light.
819
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,160
We can all phone home together.
820
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:20,620
And I've gone all the way.
821
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:27,300
Two home games left in the season. Both
must win. If they don't, they're going
822
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:31,180
to wind up on the golf course early. And
that doesn't sound quite so bad to me.
823
01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:34,080
18 holes and a movement.
824
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:36,380
Here come the Hunters!
825
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,700
the boards, he's running to...
826
01:06:35,150 --> 01:06:40,750
Laflamme serving a high -staking major
with his team nursing a tenuous one goal
827
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:41,750
lead.
828
01:07:06,860 --> 01:07:07,860
Going with six attackers.
829
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:19,120
Second stick down. There's about
830
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,120
27 left.
831
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:25,500
Clear it up. Clear it up. Give me the
puck.
832
01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:27,880
Give me the puck, man. I can't see the
shot.
833
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:19,859
Rocky gods truly exist and aren't just a
figment of my aging imagination.
834
01:09:20,180 --> 01:09:26,920
We'll finally get to see that long
-awaited battle between Ross Ray and
835
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,800
Glatt. Okay.
836
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:33,600
Gather around here, Islanders!
837
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:34,840
Come on, boys.
838
01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:52,790
Dutchie, man. I will. I got some for
you.
839
01:09:53,069 --> 01:09:59,650
I am so fucking proud. You are un -
fucking real.
840
01:10:00,150 --> 01:10:05,830
The stuff that you are that is fucking
841
01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:10,190
great. Thank you. You're our knight.
842
01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:12,450
Yeah, fuck it.
843
01:10:24,730 --> 01:10:26,370
Eva. Hey, hey.
844
01:10:29,230 --> 01:10:30,230
No.
845
01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:31,630
Hey, what happened?
846
01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,110
Did you just watch Rudy?
847
01:10:33,390 --> 01:10:35,870
No, I didn't. I broke up with him.
848
01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:37,730
Holy shit.
849
01:10:37,810 --> 01:10:41,770
I don't even know what the fuck I'm...
Hey, come on.
850
01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:47,530
From what I saw from him, you seem like
a really nice guy.
851
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:52,070
I'm just not in love with him.
852
01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:54,129
You're not?
853
01:10:54,130 --> 01:10:55,130
No.
854
01:10:56,130 --> 01:11:02,310
You... You make me want to stop sleeping
with a bunch of guys.
855
01:11:04,670 --> 01:11:06,870
That's the nicest thing anybody's ever
said to me.
856
01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:45,170
I'm so sorry.
857
01:11:45,570 --> 01:11:46,630
That's my fault.
858
01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:48,210
She's a wonderful girl.
859
01:11:51,570 --> 01:11:52,570
Hit me again.
860
01:11:57,290 --> 01:11:58,850
Hi there. I'm Eva.
861
01:11:59,070 --> 01:12:02,030
This is, uh... Dakota?
862
01:12:04,510 --> 01:12:05,510
Yeah, whatever.
863
01:12:07,670 --> 01:12:09,210
Doc! Where were you?
864
01:12:09,790 --> 01:12:10,830
Oh, my God.
865
01:12:11,390 --> 01:12:13,410
What the fuck happened to you, man?
866
01:12:14,299 --> 01:12:15,340
With this?
867
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,280
No, it's nothing.
868
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,480
What the fuck happened, Doug?
869
01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:21,740
We deserve beating you, take it.
870
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,360
Jesus, Doug.
871
01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:30,260
I made a dive.
872
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:44,650
putting out La Flamme.
873
01:13:18,530 --> 01:13:19,509
Look at you.
874
01:13:19,510 --> 01:13:21,670
Did you fall off a toilet paper roll?
875
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:24,170
Do you pee rainbows? Do you fart
cinnamon?
876
01:13:24,410 --> 01:13:26,430
Don't ruin this for Doug, Pat. Rainbows
come out of your nipples?
877
01:13:36,630 --> 01:13:39,870
Well, we're not here because I'm a good
fucking captain. Because I'm not.
878
01:13:41,270 --> 01:13:45,170
I've fucked up a lot of things in my
life. I mean, I lost my woman, and I
879
01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:46,170
see my kid enough.
880
01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:50,630
And I guess what I'm trying to say is I
feel I've gained a family.
881
01:13:51,110 --> 01:13:52,110
And you boys?
882
01:13:56,850 --> 01:14:00,370
You jaded, you fought, and you fucking
bled.
883
01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:06,970
And you have earned every piece of this.
You got that shit that makes you keep
884
01:14:06,970 --> 01:14:09,730
going long after you got no reason to.
885
01:14:11,230 --> 01:14:12,250
That thug shit.
886
01:14:13,010 --> 01:14:14,070
He's got it, Tom.
887
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:15,470
He's got the stuff.
888
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:21,010
No matter what happens out there, they
will know.
889
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:34,120
Fuck you, man. So the Halifax
Highlanders and the St. John Shamrocks,
890
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,320
on the line here. The eighth and final
playoff spot.
891
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:39,920
And this should be a dandy
confrontation.
892
01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,800
No glory holes here tonight.
893
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,680
Ray runs into a couple of Halifax
players.
894
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,040
Here's a shot on goal to save the game.
895
01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:13,020
He puts it out in front. He scores!
896
01:16:15,060 --> 01:16:18,020
Come on!
897
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,900
I'm going to score a goal just for you
right now.
898
01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:34,900
Here's LaFleur. He calls to LaFleur.
899
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,700
He takes the pass. Here comes LaFleur.
He's straight up the middle.
900
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,040
Come off the ice.
901
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:13,140
Ray manages to step out of the ice at
the same time. This could get scary.
902
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:19,380
Ray and Blatt, are they going to have a
go?
903
01:17:22,340 --> 01:17:23,340
Come on.
904
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:24,780
Here we go, here we go.
905
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:26,280
They skate away.
906
01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:28,500
No, he suckered them.
907
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:30,080
What kind of shit is that?
908
01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:31,700
He forced them to take a penalty.
909
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,180
candid situation, a great opportunity.
910
01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:59,180
Here we go now, boys. Real hard.
911
01:17:59,220 --> 01:18:00,220
Let's go now.
912
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:08,020
Off the drop, here's Laflamme
913
01:18:08,020 --> 01:18:09,820
out on the ice to help Ray out as well.
914
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:15,380
And now Laflamme actually takes a run at
Big Ray.
915
01:18:17,290 --> 01:18:18,290
You want something, Freshie? Come on.
916
01:18:18,970 --> 01:18:22,210
You want something? Remember what
happened last time?
917
01:18:24,530 --> 01:18:26,090
Now the light steps in.
918
01:18:26,530 --> 01:18:27,850
That's a dirty shot, Doug.
919
01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:32,270
Come on, boys. Let's play. Come on. Get
them off. Get them off now.
920
01:18:33,070 --> 01:18:34,070
What?
921
01:18:34,890 --> 01:18:35,889
Please wait.
922
01:18:35,890 --> 01:18:37,430
Two minutes to cross -check it.
923
01:18:37,810 --> 01:18:38,810
69 and 2.
924
01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:39,608
Two minutes.
925
01:18:39,610 --> 01:18:44,610
Early in the third, Black and Ray both
in the penalty box.
926
01:18:44,830 --> 01:18:48,570
It opens up a little room. The clock is
now down in the Halifax zone.
927
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:49,900
This is actually fucking happening.
Dougie, the thug laugh is about to
928
01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:54,400
drop the gloves and take on Ross, the
boss. Ray, this has all the elements of
929
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:58,300
fucking sports match to these. Holy
fuck. We got the worried lady friend.
930
01:19:58,740 --> 01:20:00,740
Faith, frozen with concern.
931
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,660
We got the gay brother.
932
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:06,880
Yep. And the lovable, wisecracking Mick
best friend.
933
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:08,140
Orange Town Sun.
934
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:09,520
Pussy Crew.
935
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:11,880
Album Drop. Oh, fuck. Here we go. Here
we go.
936
01:20:12,100 --> 01:20:13,100
Oh, my God.
937
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:24,580
Come on!
938
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:51,360
Don't you fucking dare.
939
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:52,499
Come on, Doc.
940
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,940
It's okay. It's always that bad fucking
ankle.
941
01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:11,540
You fucking did it, kid.
942
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,200
You did it.
943
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:56,350
Work with what you got. They said my
voice really wasn't made for rapping.
944
01:24:56,530 --> 01:24:58,650
Straight out the group home, it would
never happen.
945
01:24:59,090 --> 01:25:02,970
As a teenager, I had my first child, and
in all my photos, you never seen a
946
01:25:02,970 --> 01:25:06,950
smile. But now, I'm the best that ever
did it. The greatest female rapper, and
947
01:25:06,950 --> 01:25:10,870
they all must admit it. To all the
haters, I say thanks a lot. Life can
948
01:25:10,870 --> 01:25:12,450
really good if you work with what you
got.
949
01:25:12,730 --> 01:25:19,070
I know it's hard, but it takes some work
to be. If you got nothing or even if
950
01:25:19,070 --> 01:25:20,070
you got it all.
951
01:25:22,060 --> 01:25:25,780
I know it's hard, but it makes some work
to be. Working with what you got.
952
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:30,400
If you got nothing, even if you got it
all. Working with what you got.
953
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:33,320
If you have an idea, just think it.
954
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:35,640
If you have one eye, just blink it.
955
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:39,420
If you have a cup of rum, just drink it.
Working with what you got.
956
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,560
If you got one leg, just shake it.
957
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:44,880
If you don't want to smile, then fake
it.
958
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,080
If you got one potato, bake it.
959
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:55,280
You gotta work it until you can't work
it no more. You gotta work it, work it
960
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:56,600
until you know the score.
961
01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:01,280
You gotta work it till you can't work it
no more.
962
01:26:42,370 --> 01:26:44,190
Let me hear you sing.
963
01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:47,290
I know it's hard, but it takes some work
to be.
964
01:26:49,670 --> 01:26:51,930
If you've got nothing, or even if you've
got it all.
965
01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:56,170
Work it with what you've got, old baby.
966
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:04,740
If you've got nothing or even if you've
got it all. Anytime you see light shows
967
01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:05,740
you a curve.
968
01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:09,880
And you're deep in your heart you don't
deserve.
969
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:14,660
You may be ticking and ticking but keep
on ticking.
970
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,060
That's the way it is.
971
01:27:37,980 --> 01:27:39,240
How's your vision?
972
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,860
I said, I'm going to be honest with you.
It's blurry.
973
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:43,120
I can't see.
974
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:47,200
Get some clapping going. What the fuck?
975
01:27:56,740 --> 01:27:58,240
Two shots in.
976
01:28:20,430 --> 01:28:24,190
But if not, then let me sit because I
guess I'm not going to end up being a
977
01:28:24,190 --> 01:28:24,949
-eyed trident.
978
01:28:24,950 --> 01:28:26,870
Yeah. I mean, what the fuck? I gotta
think of my health.
979
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:53,660
A lotto, marble slab, electric night
fire on the microphone.
980
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:58,640
Been dousing myself with champagne
cologne. And now my name is known across
981
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:04,020
land. From Pakistan to mainland Japan.
In Kazakhstan and back to campus cases.
982
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:09,320
And never wild goose chase a wild goose.
He always chasing me, though, but I
983
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:10,720
need time to speed around amazingly.
984
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:35,480
Got you, son.
985
01:30:13,770 --> 01:30:14,770
Good luck.
986
01:31:29,260 --> 01:31:30,260
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