All language subtitles for The H

All I wanna do is have a good time.

All I wanna do is roll the dice.

Guy over East Texas.

Guy KSGY.

Oh, it's camp.

Good. What's for dinner?

Oh, you know, I haven't even thought
about it yet because Mommy and Daddy are

going out and you are getting a
babysitter.

No.

I know. I don't really want to go
either, but it's for Daddy's new work.

Don't worry about it. You're going to
get some pizza, okay? Okay.

Okay.

How was the ride to Dallas?

Good. Kind of long.

What'd you get?

A dress for the party.

Whoa. Come show me.

Hmm? I smell very Texas.

Well, neither am I.

It's a little... It's a little Soviet.

Graham, stop teasing me and let me get
ready for the...

Holy shit. Look at this place.

Can you believe it's all his property?

Hey, hey, stop.

Stop.

I hate this.

You are good with people. You are in
public relations.

I'm not good with Texas people.

They don't get me.

Sophie, it is my boss.

I know. I know. I'm going to be fine.
It's fine. I'll be back.

Turn on the old Sophie charm.

Totally. Turn on the old Sophie.

Um, what kind of fundraiser is this,
exactly?

I'm not sure.

What the fuck, Graham? An NRA party? I
didn't know, I swear.

Champagne? Oh, yeah.

Thank you so much. You're welcome. Just
one.

Oh, that's the F .O. J .J. Banks one
over there. We should go say hi. I'm

going to get a little water. Okay.

All right, I'll meet you over there.

Do you have a pad?

Um, I'm not sure. Let me... Let me
check.

I have a tampon.

Thanks, but I can't use that.

I'm Margo, by the way.

Sophie. Hi.

Hi, Sophie.

You're not from around here, are you?

No, I'm from Boston. We just moved here
a month ago.

Don't mind me.

Desperate times, you know?

Okay.

Hon, do you mind zipping me up?

How do I look?

Great.

Well, go on, pee. I won't look.

Oh, I wasn't even coming in here to pee.

I just... I don't need a Xanax.

Oh.

You got an extra?

Yeah, I do.

Here.

Cheers.

Well, I think this party just got a
whole lot better.

I'll see you around, Boston.

So, now y 'all said you have one child?

Yes, exactly, seven.

Seven? Yeah, but when's he going to be
getting a sibling?

We're working on it.

I'd say it's not really work.

If it's with her.

I'm just saying.

Oh, there's my boss.

Howdy, everybody.

Thanks for coming tonight.

How are you? I'm going to keep it short,
so I'll just start with my name is Jed

Banks, and this is my party.

Now, all y 'all who know me know that
I'm so proud to be from Maple Brook.

the best little town in all of Texas.

Here's the thing. A few months ago, not
five miles from here in Braxton, an

innocent teenage girl named Casey
Crummel was kidnapped and never seen

Yeah. And one of the brave sheriff's
deputies that was looking for Casey,

she was shot and almost died.

So when you got good people like us
here, you also got bad people.

Drug dealers, rapists, murderers.

It's all sorts of evil sumbitches. Ain't
that right, Sheriff Johnny?

That's right. So let me ask you this.
You think those evil sumbitches, you

they got guns?

Right. And 500 miles from here at the
border where those personas miles keep

pouring in every day, you think they got
guns?

If people of ill intent got guns, then
it's imperative that people of good

intent got more guns.

may have heard rumors that I was
considering throwing my hat in the ring

governor.

You read it or what?

The answer to that is you're going to
have to wait.

That's all right. That's right. You
won't have to wait too long.

Tonight, it's about digging deep and
giving what you can.

Now, before I go, I want to introduce my
wife.

This is Margo, who is hosting one hell
of a shindig.

Hey,

y

'all,

dig deep, have fun, keep dancing.

You betcha.

Oh, hey, Graham.

Thanks for coming. Margo, you've got to
meet Graham. He's building the new Banks

HQ.

Maybe $2 million over budget, but at
least it's six months behind schedule.

We will get it back on track, sir, I
promise.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

It's nice to meet you, too. Oh, this is
my wife, Sophie.

So, Sophie, now we go way back.

Nice to see you again.

Now, how did I not know you were
married? And to such a cutie pie.

It's true.

I am.

By the way, sir, we were both really
impressed with your speech.

And Sophie, you still work in politics.

Is that so?

A million years ago. Well, lay it on me.
How'd I do?

Oh, it was great. It was really good.

I'm a big boy. You can tell me.

No, I...

Oh, well, now that I know you hated it,
I'm done here.

I didn't hate it. I just thought it was
sort of slightly racist.

She whipped out the R word. She sure
did.

Well, that was your intent, though,
right? A little us versus them to rile

the base.

You still came off very folksy and
likable, which is hard to do, so that's

How is it that you're smarter than half
the people on my payroll?

You know what? I'm going to have to
borrow you.

Come on. Margot!

Oh, hey!

Hey,

you. Hell of a speech. Never mind the
speech, that dress, those titties.

Real pretty guns over there. Oh, I saw
them. Okay, why don't you boys go look

the guns and let us girlies drink in
peace.

Yeah, get out of here.

Pleasure to meet you, Miss Sophie.

Nice to meet you, too. Yes!

Golly, this is Sophie and her husband,
Graham.

They just moved here from Boston.

Well, thanks for coming out to support
the cause.

Oh, no, we're not... Oh, it's our
pleasure, yeah.

I have a great idea.

Sophie should come to the cabin.

Me and the girls, we get together every
Friday. You should come.

Hey, girls!

Oh, great party.

Oh, Clint got caught up at the church,
but he sends his regards.

Jill's the reverend's wife.

That's why she doesn't show her boobies.

They sure are pretty, though.

They are.

Jill, this is Sophie and her husband,
Graham.

Hi. Sophie's come to the lake with us on
Friday. Oh, amazing.

Yeah. Oh, hey, I'm so sorry, but I have
to head home. Have you seen Brad?

He has practice.

My son got a basketball scholarship to
Baylor in the fall. He's just doing a

little club ball to stay sharp. Oh,
that's amazing.

He's probably in a dive in between.

I'll go look. Oh, I can go.

Oh, no.

You go have a cocktail.

I mean, you paid five grand to be here.
Might as well enjoy another free drink.

That's great.

Y 'all take care of a new girl.

Hi, new girl. Hi.

Hi.

Oh,

come on, baby.

Didn't you like it? No, I liked it.

Promise a mistake.

We can't do it again.

Lord God, we are sinners and we need
your help.

Please remove this desire from my heart,
and Lord God, please remove this desire

from Brad's heart.

Abby, it ain't my heart.

Lord, please guide us and help us.

Cody,

Oak, have you seen Brad?

In my room.

In our hour of need, that we may
continue to live our

faith.

Lord, please help us to remember your
wisdom and grow in resilience so that we

may live a life that honors you.

Lord, please help us to be.

Fred, are you in there?

Your mom's looking for you.

Hi, Abby.

I didn't know you were here.

Better go before Miss Jill sees you.

You know how she is.

Thanks, Mrs. Banks.

Well, Brad, I'm very disappointed in
you.

I'm sorry, Margo. Mrs. Banks.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Banks.

Won't happen again.

You better not.

Now you come with me, young man.

Bye.

Well, I can go again.

Top, top.

You got practice.

I love your dress.

Thank you. Yeah, I... Hey.

He was kicking the twins' butts in video
games.

He said he'd meet you out front. Well,
then I better go.

I don't want him to be late for
practice. Thanks for everything.

Bye. Bye, honey.

Oh, and Jill, will you tell Brad to call
me? I want him to start coaching the

twins again.

They haven't moved a muscle all of a
sudden. Will do.

Oh, Sophie and I better be headed out as
well. Oh, all right. Well, it was a

pleasure to meet y 'all. Yes, thank you
for the hospitality.

Yeah, bye, y 'all. Bye. Oh, hey, wait a
minute. I didn't do number.

Oh, nice try.

I'm going to be besties.

You were great today.

No, I had a full panic attack.

Yeah, but then you...

And you rallied, and you made some new
friends.

I am not going to be friends with those
women.

They're like little Marjorie Taylor
Greene.

Except for Margo.

I liked her.

You see? That is great.

You know, you can be anyone you want
here.

Nobody knows you.

Maybe you can move on.

I just said that I liked her.

Wait, did I just... Did I hurt your
feelings?

No. No, I'm fine.

I'm just tired.

Um... Oh, I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

Yeah, no, I, um... No, I just, I'm...

um no i'm tired yeah i'm tired too
actually we should we should go to sleep

okay

You coming to bed?

One second.

I'm hearing Abbott's got his panties in
a bunch.

What?

I thought you said you were going to
think about it a little longer.

Well, I'm still thinking.

Guess I went a little overboard, but
gotta give the people what they want.

Why?

You have a great life just the way it
is.

If you run, everything changes.

You really want people looking at the
way you have fun?

Mm -hmm.

The way we have fun?

Oh, hell, people don't care about that
anymore.

They don't want a Boy Scout.

They want a man.

Well, I'm a woman.

It's different for me.

Enough with the feminism.

You're starting to sound like my ex
-wife.

Well, maybe Sienna was right about
something. I said enough.

Where's the fun, Margo?

Where did she go?

Who was that little old girl?

Architect's wife.

I knew you liked her.

You like her too.

She had a certain way about her.

He's thinking what I'm thinking.

I think I am.

Cabin, Jesus.

Yeah.

You're going to be fine.

Just give me a call when you want me to
pick you up.

Yeah. I don't need the nurse. They're
probably seven.

And don't be emo, you know?

Just keep it light and bright.

All right. Bye, baby.

I'll give you a kiss when I get in
tonight, okay?

Love you, Mommy. Love you, too.

Bye. Bye.

Hi, Sophie.

I'm so glad you could come.

I just made a fresh batch of margaritas.
Oh, I actually don't drink.

I'm just joking, honey. Come on in.

You should have seen your face.

Well, welcome to our humble abode. This
here is the living room.

Yeah, it's beautiful. The view is
amazing. Yeah, we love it.

And this is the kitchen.

She's a bitch who should never be let
out of her house, let alone... Excuse

ladies.

Sophie's here.

Hi. Hi, girl.

My new girl.

Good to see you again. And this is
Monet.

Hi. Cute sandals. You look so
comfortable.

And this is Taylor.

Oh, my God, I love your eyes.

Right? Do you want a soda water?

Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you.

I'll take one of these.

That's a lot. Oh, she's got lots over
there. Oh, my shirt.

What do you guys do for work?

Work?

We don't work. We wife.

We wife.

Well, I don't work work, but I have my
son, Brad, and I run all the women's

groups at the church.

Oh, look, I know some people are weird
around the reverend's wife, but don't be

intimidated. I'm just a regular gal. I
love to shop and hunt.

And drink. Thank God.

What about you?

I used to be in PR, mostly local
political campaign.

But I actually haven't worked since I
had my son.

Sophie just moved here from Boston.

Cambridge, actually, just across the
river.

It's where Harvard is.

I just did two years at a JV.

You probably think I'm an idiot.

No, I don't. I don't think you're an
idiot. No, she doesn't think you're an

idiot, Jilly. She thinks you're a
deplorable. Oh, stop.

Do not listen to a word Callie says,
okay? She thinks she's being subtly

but she's really just being a cunt.

Oh!

Margo? She said it!

Come on, let's finish the tour.

Bye!

To a cunt. To a cunt. To cunts. You know
I don't like that word.

Oh, Jill.

You gonna make it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just a mild anxiety disorder, that's
all.

Look, they can be a lot.

But I promise you we have fun.

And we all want you to be here.

Thanks.

You're sweet.

No, I'm not.

But I like you.

Hey, you wanna go and vote?

Yeah, that'd be fun.

Perfect. I'll grab the gun.

Okay.

Oh, who are these?

Are these loaded?

Not more useless than an unloaded gun.

Ready over there?

Let's go!

You should see Callie. I mean, she wins
trophies for this stuff.

Pull!

Oh, and her and Margo always pull for
each other.

Always.

All right.

My turn, y 'all.

Actually, babe, Sophie's first time. We
should let her go.

Oh, no, no. I'm... It's fine. I don't
want to go.

I don't need to go.

I said it's Sophie's turn.

Come on now. Don't be scared.

Come on, Sophie.

Yeah. Come on, you can do it, girl. Come
on. Get in there. That's my bitch. Come

on. You got this.

Go get them, Soph. Come on. It won't
hurt you.

Here you go.

Put these on.

Now, stand here. Come on.

Put it to your shoulder.

Now, it's got a kick on it, all right?
So hold on tight, all right?

And you look to the side.

And when you're ready, you call pull.

You got it?

Yeah. All right.

Um, pull.

What the fuck?

Honey, you've got to turn the safety
out.

Here, let me show you.

There.

All right.

Okay. Pull.

Oh. Ow.

Okay, good. Yeah, that was good. You've
got to hold it tighter.

Here, let me show you.

Remember, it's with you and the gun.

One thing working together.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Till there's nothing left.

Did you like it? Yeah, I did.

Thanks for inviting me. Oh, honey, the
night ain't over yet. We're going to

Joe's. Who's Joe?

Coyote Joe's. It's a club.

What, y 'all don't have honky -tonks
back in Cambridge?

I don't think so.

I have to make it to Brad's scrimmage,
but I'll swing by later.

Okay. Tell Brad good luck.

He's coming with us, right?

Oh, uh, Grandma's about to pick me up,
and I know he would be worried about me

going to a club.

Well, then don't tell him.

We're not big secret keepers.

Well shit, what kind of a marriage is
that?

Tequila shots, por favor.

Hey, Casey.

Can I get a soda water with lime,
please? All right. Keep the tab open.

Woo -hoo. Okay.

Oh, come on.

Gonna be a lot more of this.

Woo. Body shot.

Body shot. Woo. Bye.

Okay.

You may not drink, but you ain't getting
out of body shot.

Come on. Put it down.

Okay. Okay.

Get ready.

Thank you.

Where's the Reverend tonight?

Oh, Clint's got business at the church.

Thank God.

Oh, great playing, Jamie.

Thanks, Ms. G.

Good job, guys.

Yeah, that was awesome. It was. It was a
good game. Thank you, ma 'am. Oh, hey,

Ms. Jill, did you want to come by our
place for some homemade banana pudding?

Abby made it for my Meemaw's recipe.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Darn, I'd love to blow my diet.

But friends are saving us a table at
Coyote Joe's, and I promised Brad and

that I would take them for meals.

I guess I can't compete with friends.

Oh, it's okay, baby.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, boys. Go on. Get changed.

Bye. See ya.

You and your friend?

Uh, yeah.

Pretty good dancer there.

Woo! Buy you a drink.

Everything okay?

It's Friday night.

I'd love to buy y 'all a drink.

We're good.

Hey, wait a minute.

Don't I know you from somewhere?

I don't think so.

Yeah, you look like this gal Mandy I
used to know.

Why don't you get the fuck out of here?

Now.

It's nice talking to you.

You okay?

Can I get a shot, please?

Thank you.

Come on.

Oh, I don't know how to line dance.

Let's do what I do.

Hey, excuse me. You mind dancing with
that girlfriend of yours?

Right, Mrs. Banks, we won. We took care
of business.

Well, congratulations.

Hey, you better go order some food
before last call.

Last call?

What time is it?

Well, it's almost midnight.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Come on, boys.

Come on, boys. Shit, shit, shit.

Mrs. Banks?

One miss Margo's friends Yeah, I guess
so mm -hmm y 'all friend friends or

friends Sorry what never mind my name is
Jamie

Okay, nice to meet you All

right, man No,

not not really I'm in trouble with my
husband You're a grown woman. You can't

get in trouble.

Once you get to my age, you'll learn
that that's not true.

And how old might that be?

I don't think you're supposed to ask a
woman that question.

I'll tell you how old I am.

I'm 18.

Good to know.

So listen.

You ain't gonna get no Uber no time
soon.

So, why don't you let me give you a
ride?

Oh, hey.

What are you two chatting about?

I am trying to get an Uber.

An Uber?

Yeah. Don't be silly. I'll give you a
ride.

Wait, wait. You're my ride.

Monet can take you.

What? Bye. I love you.

Largo! Largo!

Oh.

Jamie's cute, right?

Jamie's a teenager.

Doesn't mean he ain't cute.

How long has that car been following us?

Um, I don't know. You think they're
really following us?

Pass me my purse.

Are you okay? What's wrong?

We're getting closer.

Who?

Probably the guy from the bar.

Why would the guy from the bar be
following us?

Come on, buddy.

You got balls?

Show them.

Nothing, just some redneck out on the
town is all, I guess.

Bullshit.

You just said that he was following us
and you have a gun.

Just got a little spooked is all.

I need a cigarette.

I got this brother, Kyle.

Probably owes that guy money is all.

Guess he's the only one in the family
with money.

Jesus.

It's happened before.

It'll happen again.

It's the price you pay for being the
white sheep.

So what's your deal, Sophie?

My deal?

Yeah.

I mean, I get not drinking and driving,
but you don't do either.

I had a car accident a few years ago.

Well, if it was an accident, it wasn't
your fault.

I had had a few drinks.

Anyways, so, um, Graham wanted me to
quit drinking.

And, um, he always thought I was a
shitty driver anyway.

So, yeah, that's my deal.

So what I'm hearing is that Graham
doesn't want you to drink and Graham

want you to drive.

What do you want?

Well, I'll tell you my deal.

I believe in doing whatever the fuck I
want.

Because what else is there?

I mean, don't get me wrong. I love God
and I love my husband.

But in this life, what else is there?

Really?

I want

you to drive this truck right now.

What? I want you to do donuts in the
parking lot.

No. Come on. You know you want it.

I don't even know how to drive a stick
shift. I'll teach you. It's easy.

Come on.

Live a little.

Come on, girl.

Fuck it.

You just need a little help.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

Oh, I see.

There she is.

Fuck, that's good.

Now, listen.

I only got two rules, okay?

And do everything I say.

Got that?

Yeah.

Okay.

Now, put your foot on the brake and on
the clutch.

Turn the ignition.

Okay.

Now, put it in first.

Okay. Now. Slowly lift your foot off the
clutch and give it a little gas.

That's it.

Oh!

Oh!

Sorry. That's okay. That's okay. Try it
again.

All right? Got it.

Okay. You got it. Ready?

Sit down. Okay. Now you've got to turn
the ignition.

All right. Okay.

That's it. Slow.

Lift the clutch. Give it a little gas.

Come easy.

Come easy.

There we go.

There we go.

Okay. Okay.

I'm good.

Thank you.

I needed that.

Oh girl, I love you. We're going to have
so much fun together.

I love you too.

Love you, baby.

Alright. Was she there?

You gonna be like this all night?

I'm sorry, Brad.

Faye, I was...

Thinking you were right.

We already did it once, so no reason not
to do it again.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Take my purity ring.

Abby Jackson, I love you.

Fred?

Don't mind me.

Hey, darling. How was your night?

Fun, but I'm bushed.

Night, Daddy.

Night, girl.

Good night.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

You smell like whiskey.

Have you been drinking?

No.

Of course not.

No.

Go to sleep, Graham.