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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,297 --> 00:00:27,493 On the 23rd day of the month of September... 2 00:00:28,201 --> 00:00:32,740 ...in an early year of a decade not too long before our own... 3 00:00:33,545 --> 00:00:39,142 ...the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. 4 00:00:40,232 --> 00:00:45,218 And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do... 5 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:50,564 ...in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places. 6 00:01:10,473 --> 00:01:13,408 "Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors 7 00:01:14,634 --> 00:01:16,160 "Little Shop of Terror 8 00:01:16,265 --> 00:01:19,047 "Watch 'em drop Little Shop of Horrors 9 00:01:22,121 --> 00:01:25,569 "Shing-a-ling What a creepy thing to be happening 10 00:01:25,898 --> 00:01:26,978 "Look out! 11 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,463 "Shang-a-lang Feel the Sturm und Drang in the air 12 00:01:34,186 --> 00:01:37,219 "Stop right where you are Don't move a thing 13 00:01:39,049 --> 00:01:42,628 "You'd better, telling you, you'd better Tell your mama 14 00:01:42,826 --> 00:01:47,136 "Something's gonna get her She'd better, everybody better, beware 15 00:02:05,962 --> 00:02:08,199 "Here it comes, baby 16 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:11,396 "Tell those bums, baby 17 00:02:17,098 --> 00:02:19,684 "Hit the dirt, baby 18 00:02:19,851 --> 00:02:22,665 "Red alert, baby 19 00:02:26,891 --> 00:02:29,925 "Alley Oop, haul it off the stoop I'm warning you 20 00:02:30,507 --> 00:02:31,848 "Look out! 21 00:02:32,554 --> 00:02:35,304 "Run away Child, You're gonna pay if you fail 22 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:41,856 "Look around, look who's coming down Down the street for you 23 00:02:42,859 --> 00:02:45,991 "You bet 'cha You bet your butt, you bet 'cha 24 00:02:46,347 --> 00:02:49,064 "Best believe it Something's come to get 'cha 25 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,070 "Better watch your back and your tail 26 00:02:57,483 --> 00:03:00,101 "Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors 27 00:03:00,236 --> 00:03:02,886 "Bop-she-bop You'll never stop the terror 28 00:03:02,987 --> 00:03:05,922 "Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors" 29 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,983 Seymour, what's going on down there? 30 00:03:23,243 --> 00:03:25,032 Very little, Mr. Mushnik! 31 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:38,084 ...and at his press conference today, President Kennedy fielded questions... 32 00:03:38,156 --> 00:03:40,839 ...concerning last Thursday's total eclipse of the sun... 33 00:03:40,908 --> 00:03:44,738 ...an astrological phenomenon which has baffled the nation. 34 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:05,634 So, she finally decides to come to work! 35 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:08,324 Good morning, Mr. Mushnik. 36 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:12,104 What morning? It's almost closing time. Not that we had a customer. 37 00:04:12,845 --> 00:04:16,489 Seymour, what in the name of God is going on down there? 38 00:04:17,389 --> 00:04:20,106 Audrey, would you go down and see what he's... 39 00:04:21,325 --> 00:04:23,300 Where did you get that shiner? 40 00:04:24,269 --> 00:04:25,218 Shiner? 41 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:29,057 Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours is beating up on you again? 42 00:04:30,381 --> 00:04:31,810 I know it's none of my business... 43 00:04:31,885 --> 00:04:35,049 ...but I'm beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy. 44 00:04:35,117 --> 00:04:37,637 I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr... 45 00:04:37,709 --> 00:04:40,579 Seymour, look what you've done to the inventory! 46 00:04:40,653 --> 00:04:42,475 Don't yell at Seymour. 47 00:04:43,757 --> 00:04:45,034 You look radiant today. 48 00:04:46,157 --> 00:04:47,499 Is that new eye make-up? 49 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:52,710 I'll help him clean it up before any of the customers get here. 50 00:04:52,941 --> 00:04:54,916 That should give you plenty of time. 51 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:59,692 Oh, God, what an existence I got! Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk... 52 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:02,823 ...business is lousy. My life is a living hell! 53 00:05:03,501 --> 00:05:05,192 Hey, you. Urchins! 54 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:10,188 Move! Move! Go away! 55 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:11,757 No loitering! 56 00:05:11,821 --> 00:05:13,829 I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal? 57 00:05:13,901 --> 00:05:15,690 Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon? 58 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,324 You ought to be in school! 59 00:05:17,614 --> 00:05:19,043 We're on a split shift. 60 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:22,151 We went to school until fifth grade, then we split. 61 00:05:22,606 --> 00:05:24,995 How do you intend to better yourselves? 62 00:05:25,902 --> 00:05:29,993 Better ourselves? You hear what he said? Better ourselves? 63 00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:33,931 Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ain't no such thing. 64 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:43,784 "Alarm goes off at 7:00 65 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:48,296 "And you start uptown 66 00:05:49,678 --> 00:05:51,980 "You put in your eight hours 67 00:05:52,046 --> 00:05:56,040 "For the powers that have always been" 68 00:05:57,998 --> 00:05:59,525 Sing it, child. 69 00:06:00,975 --> 00:06:03,942 "Till it's 5:00 p.m. 70 00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:10,185 "Then you go 71 00:06:10,255 --> 00:06:12,873 "Downtown Where the folks are broke 72 00:06:12,975 --> 00:06:16,008 "You go downtown Where your life's a joke 73 00:06:16,238 --> 00:06:19,534 "You go downtown Where you buy your token 74 00:06:19,663 --> 00:06:21,550 "And you go 75 00:06:22,095 --> 00:06:24,877 "Home to Skid Row 76 00:06:28,495 --> 00:06:29,739 "Yes, you go 77 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:30,920 "Downtown 78 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,780 "Where the cabs don't stop 79 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:34,183 "Downtown 80 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:35,848 "Where the food is slop 81 00:06:36,303 --> 00:06:40,645 "Downtown Where the hopheads flop in the snow 82 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:43,786 "Down on Skid Row 83 00:06:46,127 --> 00:06:48,680 "Uptown, you cater to a million jerks 84 00:06:49,359 --> 00:06:52,393 "Uptown, you're messengers And mailroom clerks 85 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:55,559 "Eating all your lunches At the hotdog carts 86 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:59,047 "The bosses take your money Then they break your hearts 87 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,967 "Uptown you cater to a million whores 88 00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:05,126 "Disinfect terrazzo On their bathroom floors 89 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:07,109 "Your jobs are really menial 90 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:10,860 "You make no bread And then at 5:00 you head 91 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:12,039 "By subway 92 00:07:12,112 --> 00:07:12,941 "Downtown 93 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,984 "Where the guys are drips 94 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:16,453 "Downtown 95 00:07:16,528 --> 00:07:18,316 "Where they rip your slips 96 00:07:18,736 --> 00:07:19,685 "Downtown 97 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,891 "Where relationships are no go 98 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,574 "Down on Skid Row 99 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,819 "Down on Skid Row" 100 00:07:38,384 --> 00:07:42,127 "Poor All my life I've always been poor 101 00:07:42,608 --> 00:07:45,226 "I keep asking God what I'm for 102 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,622 "And he tells me, 'Gee, I'm not sure. 103 00:07:49,297 --> 00:07:51,239 "'Sweep that floor, kid.' 104 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,583 "I started life as an orphan A child of the street 105 00:07:56,881 --> 00:07:58,506 "Here on Skid Row 106 00:07:59,728 --> 00:08:04,136 "He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed Crust of bread and a job 107 00:08:04,624 --> 00:08:08,454 "Treats me like dirt Calls me a slob, which I am 108 00:08:11,281 --> 00:08:13,223 "So I live 109 00:08:13,329 --> 00:08:14,856 "Downtown 110 00:08:14,993 --> 00:08:17,643 "That's your home address You live 111 00:08:17,777 --> 00:08:19,337 "Downtown 112 00:08:19,473 --> 00:08:22,124 "When your life's a mess You live 113 00:08:22,289 --> 00:08:23,915 "Downtown 114 00:08:24,049 --> 00:08:25,904 "Where depression's just... 115 00:08:25,969 --> 00:08:27,529 "...status quo 116 00:08:29,585 --> 00:08:31,625 "Down on Skid Row 117 00:08:31,698 --> 00:08:35,440 "Someone show me a way To get out of here 118 00:08:36,146 --> 00:08:39,855 "'Cause I constantly pray I'll get out of here 119 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:44,169 "Please, won't somebody say I'll get out of here 120 00:08:44,626 --> 00:08:48,368 "Someone give me my shot Or I'll rot here 121 00:08:48,626 --> 00:08:50,535 "Show me how and I will 122 00:08:50,609 --> 00:08:54,733 "I'll get out of here I'll start climbing uphill 123 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,427 "And get out of here 124 00:08:57,042 --> 00:09:00,555 "Someone tell me I still could get out of here 125 00:09:00,913 --> 00:09:03,848 "Someone tell Lady Luck That I'm stuck here 126 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:07,119 "Gee, it sure would be swell To get out of here 127 00:09:07,729 --> 00:09:10,599 "Bid the gutter farewell And get out of here 128 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,799 "I'd move heaven and hell To get out of Skid 129 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:16,944 "I'd do I don't know what To get out of Skid 130 00:09:17,394 --> 00:09:20,241 "But a hell of a lot To get out of Skid 131 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,537 "People tell me there's not A way out of Skid 132 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:27,270 "But believe me, I've got To get out of Skid Row!" 133 00:09:57,523 --> 00:10:00,784 Six o'clock and we haven't sold so much as a fern! 134 00:10:02,387 --> 00:10:05,354 That's it! Forget it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. 135 00:10:05,427 --> 00:10:07,118 You don't mean... 136 00:10:07,187 --> 00:10:09,521 - I mean, I'm through. Kaput. - You can't. 137 00:10:09,587 --> 00:10:13,962 Kaput. Extinct. I'm closing this God and customer forsaken place. 138 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,351 Mr. Mushnik, forgive me for saying so, but has it ever occurred to you... 139 00:10:18,419 --> 00:10:21,834 ...that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new direction? 140 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,097 What Seymour's trying to say is... 141 00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:28,139 Seymour, why don't you run downstairs and bring up... 142 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:32,140 ...that strange and interesting new plant you've been working on? 143 00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:38,093 Some of those exotic plants Seymour's been tinkering around with... 144 00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:40,138 ...are really unusual. 145 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:44,431 We thought that maybe some of those strange and interesting new plants... 146 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:48,687 ...prominently displayed and advertised, would attract business. 147 00:10:52,756 --> 00:10:55,505 I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today. 148 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,993 There. Now, isn't that bizarre? 149 00:10:58,964 --> 00:11:00,141 At least. 150 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,729 What kind of a weirdo plant is that? 151 00:11:02,804 --> 00:11:05,106 I don't know. I think it's some kind of flytrap... 152 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,987 ...but I haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. 153 00:11:08,052 --> 00:11:11,565 I gave it my own name though. I call it an Audrey II. 154 00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:13,101 After me? 155 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,666 I hope you don't mind. 156 00:11:14,996 --> 00:11:18,313 Sir, if you were to put a strange and interesting plant like this... 157 00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:21,201 ...here in the window, then maybe... 158 00:11:21,396 --> 00:11:23,306 Maybe what? Maybe what? 159 00:11:23,668 --> 00:11:25,970 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 160 00:11:26,036 --> 00:11:29,866 Just because you put a strange plant in the window people don't suddenly... 161 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:34,442 Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. 162 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:35,443 What is it? 163 00:11:35,636 --> 00:11:37,709 It's an Audrey II. 164 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,075 I've never seen anything like it before. 165 00:11:40,149 --> 00:11:41,076 No one has. 166 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,478 Where did you get it? 167 00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:48,495 Remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 168 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:53,293 I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day. 169 00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:57,459 And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man... 170 00:11:58,549 --> 00:12:01,898 He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings. 171 00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:06,578 'Cause he knows strange plants are my hobby. 172 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:10,356 He didn't have anything unusual there that day. 173 00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:15,023 So I was just about to, you know, walk on by... 174 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:22,989 ...when suddenly and without warning, there was this... 175 00:12:23,093 --> 00:12:25,744 ...total eclipse of the sun. 176 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:27,754 It got very dark. 177 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:32,589 And there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world. 178 00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:36,207 When the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there. 179 00:12:36,854 --> 00:12:39,756 Just stuck in among the zinnias. 180 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,355 "Audrey II." 181 00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:44,305 I could have sworn it hadn't been there before... 182 00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:47,763 ...but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways... 183 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,286 ...for $1.95. 184 00:13:01,718 --> 00:13:05,363 Well, that's an unusual story, and a fascinating plant. 185 00:13:07,926 --> 00:13:11,275 Oh, while I'm here, I might as well take $50 worth of roses. 186 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:12,692 $50! 187 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,114 Can you break $100? 188 00:13:16,182 --> 00:13:17,043 $100? 189 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:18,863 No. 190 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,167 Then I'll just have to take twice as many. 191 00:13:21,398 --> 00:13:22,347 Twice as many? 192 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:23,661 Twice as many! 193 00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:25,299 Twice as many! 194 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:30,131 That plant in the window, it's simply amazing! 195 00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:33,334 That plant in the window, wherever did you get it? 196 00:13:34,326 --> 00:13:36,661 - There it is, Marge. - Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar. 197 00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:57,454 Thank you very much, sir! 198 00:13:57,847 --> 00:13:58,741 Thank you! 199 00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:00,400 Thank you! Come again! 200 00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:02,544 Come and look at the weirdo plant some more! 201 00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:05,462 It's just going to get bigger and more interesting. 202 00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:10,614 Just don't stand there! Quick, quick! 203 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:12,949 Put the plant back... What did you call it? 204 00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:13,909 Audrey II. 205 00:14:13,975 --> 00:14:17,237 Put that Audrey II back in the window where passersby can see it. 206 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,885 I never thought this could happen! 207 00:14:20,951 --> 00:14:23,056 I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight! 208 00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:27,405 I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date. 209 00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:29,427 With that nogoodnik? 210 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:33,140 You don't need a date with him. You need major medical. 211 00:14:33,464 --> 00:14:37,806 He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he makes good money. 212 00:14:38,776 --> 00:14:39,954 Besides... 213 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:42,613 ...he's the only fella I got. 214 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,261 Enjoy dinner. Goodnight, Seymour. 215 00:14:45,976 --> 00:14:47,470 Goodnight, Audrey. 216 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:49,804 Poor girl. 217 00:14:50,392 --> 00:14:51,669 Are we still going out? 218 00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,212 You're not going anywhere! 219 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,095 You're staying right here and taking care of that sick plant! 220 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,215 I told you it's been giving me trouble. Audrey II is not a healthy girl. 221 00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:09,557 Between us, neither is Audrey I. 222 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,191 If I only knew what breed it was. 223 00:15:11,256 --> 00:15:14,224 Who cares what breed it is? Look what it's done for business. 224 00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:17,875 Work. Nurse this plant back to health. I'm counting on you. 225 00:15:17,944 --> 00:15:18,991 - I know. - You do? 226 00:15:19,064 --> 00:15:21,137 - I do. - So fix. Good night. 227 00:15:58,393 --> 00:16:01,525 Twoey, I don't know what else I can do for you. 228 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,660 Are you sickly, little plant, or are you just plain stubborn? 229 00:16:05,849 --> 00:16:07,572 What is it you want? 230 00:16:08,058 --> 00:16:09,618 What is it you need? 231 00:16:10,297 --> 00:16:14,552 "I've given you sunshine I've given you dirt 232 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:19,609 "You've given me nothing But heartache and hurt 233 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,569 "I'm begging you sweetly I'm down on my knees 234 00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:29,394 "Oh, please, grow for me 235 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:34,258 "I've given you plant food And water to sip 236 00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:39,696 "I've given you potash You've given me zip 237 00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:44,982 "Oh God, how I mist you Oh pod, how you tease 238 00:16:45,914 --> 00:16:49,743 "Now please, grow for me 239 00:16:50,362 --> 00:16:54,770 "I've given you southern exposure To get you to thrive 240 00:16:55,322 --> 00:16:57,973 "I've pinched you back hard Like I'm supposed to 241 00:16:58,298 --> 00:17:00,185 "You're barely alive 242 00:17:00,346 --> 00:17:03,249 "I've tried you at levels of moisture 243 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,232 "From desert to mud 244 00:17:05,882 --> 00:17:08,599 "I've given you grow lights And mineral supplements 245 00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,001 "What do you want from me? Blood?" 246 00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:13,967 Damn roses! Damn thorns! 247 00:18:20,859 --> 00:18:24,689 "I've given you sunlight I've given you rain 248 00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:27,798 "Looks like you're not happy 249 00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:30,391 "'Less I open a vein 250 00:18:31,548 --> 00:18:33,970 "I'll give you a few drops 251 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:36,856 "If that'll appease 252 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,195 "Oh, please... 253 00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:07,732 "...grow for me!" 254 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,786 W- S-K-I-D. 255 00:19:38,141 --> 00:19:39,897 Skid Row radio. 256 00:19:39,997 --> 00:19:43,346 You're listening to radio station WSKID, home of the hits. 257 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:46,869 In just a few minutes we'll bring you Wink Wilkensen's Weird World... 258 00:19:46,942 --> 00:19:50,291 ...where wonderful people bring in their weird things. 259 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,284 But first, the weather. 260 00:19:52,829 --> 00:19:57,564 Thank you. The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. Sorry. 261 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:01,372 The high temperature will be in the low 50s tonight... 262 00:20:04,254 --> 00:20:06,807 - Excuse me. I was told to come... - You're next. 263 00:20:06,877 --> 00:20:10,423 High tomorrow should be in the low 70s with the low in the high 60s. 264 00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:13,493 In the suburbs, the sun should be out through most of the day... 265 00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:17,210 ...except for some cloudy patches towards the evening. 266 00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:19,572 The barometer reading should be 21.6. 267 00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:21,052 The wind will be about... 268 00:20:21,694 --> 00:20:23,865 ...I'd say 12 miles per hour. 269 00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:29,335 The sun will be rising tomorrow at about 7:17 a. M... 270 00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:32,188 ...and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m. 271 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,413 The cold front is moving in from the southwest. 272 00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:37,013 It should brighten up by noon. 273 00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:38,777 The weekend should be mild. 274 00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:42,331 The average mean temperature for the season... 275 00:20:46,302 --> 00:20:48,888 You're listening to radio station WSKID. 276 00:20:50,911 --> 00:20:55,417 And now, Wink Wilkensen's Weird World, with your host, Wink Wilkensen. 277 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,860 Hi! It's Weird Wink Wilkensen, laughin' and scratchin' at ya. 278 00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:01,112 How's everybody today? 279 00:21:01,182 --> 00:21:03,637 I got a bit of a stiff neck. Let me just fix this up. 280 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:04,987 That feels a lot better! 281 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,667 I got a great show for you today with some wonderful weird stuff! 282 00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:11,481 What are you doing here? 283 00:21:12,735 --> 00:21:15,452 Please, put your clothes back on! You can't do this to me! 284 00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:17,308 What if your husband were to walk in? 285 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,197 I'm here, Wink. I love your show... 286 00:21:19,262 --> 00:21:22,132 ...but I've got to kill you both with this machine gun. 287 00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:24,979 You got me! 288 00:21:27,935 --> 00:21:30,139 I feel so very weird! 289 00:21:31,935 --> 00:21:33,364 Our first guest is a young man... 290 00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:36,341 ...you probably read about in the newspapers by the name of... 291 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,126 ...Seymour Krelborn. Is that correct? 292 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:42,101 Who has discovered a new breed of plant unknown on this planet. 293 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,761 Let me play you down to your seat, Seymour. 294 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,375 Hello, Seymour! 295 00:21:50,528 --> 00:21:51,389 Hello, Wink. 296 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,976 I wish you folks at home could see this. 297 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:57,146 Seymour, where did you get such a weird plant? 298 00:22:00,832 --> 00:22:04,509 Well, you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 299 00:22:06,463 --> 00:22:09,398 And thus we conclude our interview with the young botanical... 300 00:22:09,472 --> 00:22:11,261 Mind if I call you a genius? 301 00:22:11,328 --> 00:22:12,310 Gosh, no! 302 00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:15,482 The genius who has discovered this amazing, unidentified plant. 303 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,683 I'd like to remind our listeners that the Audrey II is on display... 304 00:22:18,783 --> 00:22:21,402 ...exclusively at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists. 305 00:22:21,472 --> 00:22:23,195 - Did I miss it? - Mushnik's. 306 00:22:24,736 --> 00:22:26,045 The address! 307 00:22:27,008 --> 00:22:28,415 The address! 308 00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:31,263 I said, mention the address! 309 00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:36,350 Oh, well. It's still good advertising. 310 00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:39,158 Seymour's first radio broadcast. 311 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,811 I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... 312 00:22:42,881 --> 00:22:44,790 Don't tell me. You got tied up. 313 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,068 No, just handcuffed, a little. 314 00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:50,841 Girl. Hey, girl. 315 00:22:51,232 --> 00:22:54,778 The mess you hang out with is hazardous to your health. 316 00:22:55,105 --> 00:22:57,494 That's for sure. But I can't leave him. 317 00:22:57,569 --> 00:22:59,511 - Why not? - He'd get angry. 318 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:03,741 If he does this when he likes me, imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad. 319 00:23:03,808 --> 00:23:06,743 So, dump the chump. Get a guy who'll protect you. 320 00:23:06,913 --> 00:23:09,084 How about the little jerk with the glasses? 321 00:23:09,601 --> 00:23:10,550 Seymour? 322 00:23:11,009 --> 00:23:12,864 Oh, we're just friends. 323 00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:16,188 I don't even deserve a sweet, considerate... 324 00:23:16,609 --> 00:23:19,064 ...suddenly successful guy like Seymour. 325 00:23:19,489 --> 00:23:21,823 That poor child suffers from low self-image. 326 00:23:21,889 --> 00:23:23,712 - You got a point. - She got a problem. 327 00:23:25,825 --> 00:23:28,760 "I know Seymour's the greatest 328 00:23:30,497 --> 00:23:34,588 "But I'm dating a semi-sadist 329 00:23:35,937 --> 00:23:39,515 "So I got a black eye And my arm's in a cast 330 00:23:43,937 --> 00:23:46,807 "Still that Seymour's a cutie 331 00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:55,448 "Well, if not, he's got inner beauty 332 00:23:56,642 --> 00:23:58,781 "And I dream of a place 333 00:23:59,489 --> 00:24:03,646 "Where we could be together at last 334 00:24:08,642 --> 00:24:12,471 "A matchbox of our own 335 00:24:13,377 --> 00:24:17,207 "A fence of real chain-link 336 00:24:18,306 --> 00:24:21,154 "A grill out on the patio 337 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,083 "Disposal in the sink 338 00:24:25,858 --> 00:24:29,535 "A washer and a dryer 339 00:24:29,762 --> 00:24:33,439 "And an ironing machine 340 00:24:34,402 --> 00:24:37,152 "In a tract house that we share 341 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,711 "Somewhere that's green 342 00:24:50,051 --> 00:24:52,669 "He rakes and trims the grass 343 00:24:53,731 --> 00:24:56,862 "He loves to mow and weed 344 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,700 "I cook like Betty Crocker 345 00:25:01,187 --> 00:25:02,943 "And I look like... 346 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,024 "...Donna Reed 347 00:25:05,315 --> 00:25:08,828 "There's plastic on the furniture 348 00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:12,606 "To keep it neat and clean 349 00:25:12,867 --> 00:25:15,714 "In the Pine-sol scented air 350 00:25:16,132 --> 00:25:18,750 "Somewhere that's green 351 00:25:52,867 --> 00:25:55,486 "Somewhere that's green 352 00:25:57,252 --> 00:26:00,383 "Between our frozen dinner 353 00:26:00,452 --> 00:26:03,801 "And our bedtime, 9:15 354 00:26:04,516 --> 00:26:07,451 "We snuggle watching Lucy 355 00:26:08,324 --> 00:26:10,910 "On our big, enormous... 356 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,947 "...12-inch screen 357 00:26:16,388 --> 00:26:20,611 "I'm his December bride 358 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:25,786 "He's father, he knows best 359 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:30,144 "The kids play Howdy Doody 360 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:34,650 "As the sun sets in the west 361 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:39,843 "A picture out of Better Homes... 362 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:45,155 "...and Gardens magazine 363 00:26:52,005 --> 00:26:56,161 "Far from Skid Row 364 00:26:59,013 --> 00:27:03,169 "I dream we'll go 365 00:27:07,173 --> 00:27:12,225 "Somewhere that's... 366 00:27:15,205 --> 00:27:17,278 "...green" 367 00:27:54,566 --> 00:27:58,876 "Poor Seymour pushed a broom Nothing in his news but gloom and doom 368 00:27:59,366 --> 00:28:04,636 "Then he lit a fuse and give him room He started an explosion, holy cow 369 00:28:05,095 --> 00:28:09,405 "That thing went bang kerboom And he's having some fun now 370 00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:12,444 "-Some fun now - Hot damn! 371 00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:15,039 "-Ain't he having some fun now? - Yes, ma'am 372 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,728 "He's having some fun now 373 00:28:17,798 --> 00:28:19,806 "Ain't he having some fun now?" 374 00:29:17,032 --> 00:29:19,104 Yes, Mrs. Shiva. 375 00:29:19,431 --> 00:29:22,082 No, Mrs. Shiva. Right away, Mrs. Shiva. 376 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,865 Did you send Mrs. Shiva's order? 377 00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:32,226 Mrs. Shiva? I forgot! 378 00:29:32,328 --> 00:29:33,921 You forgot? 379 00:29:34,183 --> 00:29:35,460 You forgot! 380 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,764 Do you hear this, God? He forgot! 381 00:29:37,896 --> 00:29:40,711 Are you listening, customers? He forgot! 382 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,491 Quick! We've got to do an emergency arrangement. 383 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,902 Birthday? Wedding? Baby? 384 00:29:45,096 --> 00:29:45,794 Funeral. 385 00:29:45,864 --> 00:29:46,944 Get me the lilies. 386 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,135 Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me. I keep forgetting things. 387 00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,792 Scissors. You got a lot on your mind. 388 00:29:53,864 --> 00:29:57,377 What mind? The Shivas are our biggest funeral account. 389 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,869 A huge family, dropping off like flies! 390 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:03,429 Sometimes I think Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. Glue. 391 00:30:04,008 --> 00:30:05,415 That's okay. 392 00:30:05,545 --> 00:30:07,748 - I owe him everything. - Glitter. 393 00:30:07,817 --> 00:30:11,078 He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys... 394 00:30:11,305 --> 00:30:15,396 ...gave me a warm place to stay, floors to sweep, toilets to clean... 395 00:30:15,593 --> 00:30:17,447 ...and every other Sunday off. 396 00:30:17,513 --> 00:30:21,375 You know, I think you ought to raise your expectations. 397 00:30:21,897 --> 00:30:24,799 Now that you're getting successful, I mean. 398 00:30:25,129 --> 00:30:27,943 It's clear you suffer from a low self-image. 399 00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:30,398 It's high time you get it fixed. 400 00:30:30,472 --> 00:30:33,636 Why don't you go out and do something nice for yourself like... 401 00:30:33,737 --> 00:30:35,744 ...buy some new clothes? 402 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:38,438 I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey. 403 00:30:38,952 --> 00:30:41,287 I don't have good taste, like you. 404 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:46,084 I could help you pick things out. 405 00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:47,875 You could? 406 00:30:47,945 --> 00:30:48,927 Sure. 407 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,647 You'd go shopping with me? 408 00:30:52,361 --> 00:30:53,343 Sure. 409 00:30:53,993 --> 00:30:57,376 You'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store? 410 00:30:58,313 --> 00:30:59,328 Sure. 411 00:31:00,841 --> 00:31:01,986 Tonight? 412 00:31:02,249 --> 00:31:04,485 I can't tonight. I got a date. 413 00:31:04,554 --> 00:31:06,146 Again, this date? 414 00:31:06,569 --> 00:31:07,552 Some date. 415 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,112 A date gives you a corsage, not a multiple fracture. 416 00:31:10,185 --> 00:31:12,836 He's not a good, clean kind of boy. 417 00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:14,627 He's a professional. 418 00:31:14,697 --> 00:31:18,560 What professional rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket? 419 00:31:25,322 --> 00:31:27,940 "When I was younger, just a bad little kid 420 00:31:28,425 --> 00:31:31,142 "My mama noticed funny things I did 421 00:31:31,562 --> 00:31:34,049 "Like shooting puppies with a BB gun 422 00:31:34,506 --> 00:31:37,189 "I'd poison guppies and when I was done 423 00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:40,425 "I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head 424 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,330 "That's when my mama said 425 00:31:45,354 --> 00:31:46,979 "What did she say? 426 00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:51,240 "She said, 'My boy, I think someday 427 00:31:51,562 --> 00:31:55,337 "'You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay 428 00:31:55,818 --> 00:31:58,306 "'You'll be a dentist 429 00:31:58,986 --> 00:32:01,953 "'You have a talent for causing things pain 430 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:04,456 "'Son, be a dentist 431 00:32:05,162 --> 00:32:07,977 "'People will pay you to be inhumane 432 00:32:08,779 --> 00:32:11,746 "'Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood 433 00:32:11,947 --> 00:32:14,313 "'And teaching would suit you still less 434 00:32:14,379 --> 00:32:16,834 "'Son, be a dentist 435 00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:18,952 "'You'll be a success' 436 00:32:27,915 --> 00:32:30,370 "Here he is, folks The leader of the plaque 437 00:32:30,955 --> 00:32:33,410 "Watch him suck up that gas Oh, my God! 438 00:32:33,771 --> 00:32:36,804 "He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good 439 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,330 "Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?" 440 00:32:39,403 --> 00:32:41,989 Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. 441 00:32:42,315 --> 00:32:45,065 Oh, shut up. Open wide, here I come! 442 00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:49,121 "I am your dentist 443 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:52,487 "And I enjoy the career that I picked 444 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:55,264 "I am your dentist 445 00:32:55,915 --> 00:32:58,785 "And I get off on the pain I inflict 446 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,921 "I thrill when I drill a bicuspid 447 00:33:02,475 --> 00:33:06,218 "It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted 448 00:33:08,427 --> 00:33:11,046 "And though it may cause my patients distress 449 00:33:12,011 --> 00:33:14,859 "Somewhere, in heaven above me 450 00:33:14,987 --> 00:33:18,184 "I know that my mama's proud of me" 451 00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:20,518 Oh, Mama! 452 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,756 "'Cause I'm a dentist 453 00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:28,897 "And a success 454 00:33:32,268 --> 00:33:33,794 "Say, 'Aaah' 455 00:33:35,308 --> 00:33:36,835 "Say, 'Aaah' 456 00:33:38,508 --> 00:33:39,850 "Say, 'Aaah' 457 00:33:41,612 --> 00:33:43,205 "Now spit!" 458 00:34:24,269 --> 00:34:26,986 Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now. 459 00:34:27,085 --> 00:34:29,670 Relax. You want some nitrous oxide? 460 00:34:30,029 --> 00:34:31,436 Suit yourself. 461 00:34:35,437 --> 00:34:36,899 We're closed. 462 00:34:39,149 --> 00:34:41,899 It's all right, Seymour. This is my date, my boyfriend. 463 00:34:42,061 --> 00:34:44,003 Seymour, Orin Scrivello. 464 00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:46,471 DDS. 465 00:34:48,077 --> 00:34:50,827 I know you. I saw you on the news. 466 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:54,819 I even know your name. Let's see. It's... Cecil. No, no. 467 00:34:55,277 --> 00:34:57,132 - It's... Cedric. - No. 468 00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:58,724 Give me a chance. 469 00:34:59,277 --> 00:35:00,488 It's... 470 00:35:01,582 --> 00:35:02,313 ...Simon? 471 00:35:02,478 --> 00:35:03,306 Seymour! 472 00:35:03,725 --> 00:35:05,067 Somebody talking to you? 473 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:06,889 No. Excuse me. 474 00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:08,518 Excuse me, what? 475 00:35:08,781 --> 00:35:11,170 Excuse me, Doctor. 476 00:35:12,686 --> 00:35:14,180 That's better. 477 00:35:15,085 --> 00:35:18,020 I know! You're the plant guy, right? 478 00:35:18,414 --> 00:35:20,487 That means it must be in there. 479 00:35:22,766 --> 00:35:24,292 That is incredible! 480 00:35:25,262 --> 00:35:27,651 - What do you call that thing? - Audrey II. 481 00:35:28,302 --> 00:35:30,473 Cute name. It's catchy. 482 00:35:30,574 --> 00:35:32,647 Nice plant. Big. 483 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:34,889 Shouldn't we be leaving now? 484 00:35:35,182 --> 00:35:37,354 You're quite the little chatterbox, ain't ya? 485 00:35:37,422 --> 00:35:39,015 - I'm sorry. - Sorry, what? 486 00:35:39,086 --> 00:35:41,955 Sorry, Doctor. Doctor. Sorry, Doctor. 487 00:35:43,086 --> 00:35:45,126 You've got to train them, stud. 488 00:35:46,286 --> 00:35:50,410 Here's my card. You need a root canal or anything like that, give me a buzz. 489 00:35:50,639 --> 00:35:52,329 It's on the house. 490 00:35:56,143 --> 00:35:57,703 You got the handcuffs? 491 00:35:57,775 --> 00:35:59,564 They're right in my bag. 492 00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:32,170 You ought to see the way he treats her, Twoey. 493 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,719 She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him. 494 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:39,657 The man's a total disgrace to the dental profession. 495 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,964 I don't know what's going on, sometimes. 496 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:44,909 Seems like the whole world's going crazy. 497 00:36:45,071 --> 00:36:47,275 At least we got each other, right? 498 00:36:47,951 --> 00:36:51,180 I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. I'll see you in the morning. 499 00:36:56,944 --> 00:36:58,667 Oh, boy. Here we go again. 500 00:36:59,504 --> 00:37:01,675 Come on, I haven't got much left. 501 00:37:01,744 --> 00:37:06,022 Give me a few days to heal. We'll start again on the left hand and... 502 00:37:07,055 --> 00:37:08,365 I beg your pardon? 503 00:37:08,432 --> 00:37:09,773 Feed me. 504 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,889 Twoey, you talked! You opened your trap and you said... 505 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,160 Feed me, Krelborn! Feed me now! 506 00:37:18,576 --> 00:37:19,524 I can't! 507 00:37:19,632 --> 00:37:21,192 I'm starving! 508 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,077 Maybe I can squeeze a little more out of this one. 509 00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:25,671 More! More! More! 510 00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:27,021 There isn't any more! 511 00:37:27,088 --> 00:37:29,477 What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists? 512 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,582 Oh, boy! Look, I've got an idea. 513 00:37:32,656 --> 00:37:35,275 I'll pick you up some nice chopped sirloin. 514 00:37:35,345 --> 00:37:36,774 Must be blood. 515 00:37:37,265 --> 00:37:38,574 That's disgusting. 516 00:37:38,769 --> 00:37:40,176 Must be fresh. 517 00:37:40,241 --> 00:37:41,582 I don't want to hear this. 518 00:37:41,776 --> 00:37:42,704 Feed me. 519 00:37:42,769 --> 00:37:44,143 Does it have to be human? 520 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,131 Feed me! 521 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:46,639 Does it have to be mine? 522 00:37:46,928 --> 00:37:47,822 Feed me! 523 00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:49,481 Where am I supposed to get it? 524 00:37:49,552 --> 00:37:51,724 "Feed me, Seymour 525 00:37:52,753 --> 00:37:54,989 "Feed me all night long 526 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,319 "That's right, boy 527 00:37:57,777 --> 00:37:59,304 "You can do it 528 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,936 "Feed me, Seymour 529 00:38:02,832 --> 00:38:05,451 "Feed me all night long 530 00:38:08,848 --> 00:38:12,165 "'Cause if you feed me, Seymour 531 00:38:13,009 --> 00:38:17,035 "I can grow up big and strong" 532 00:38:17,585 --> 00:38:19,789 You eat blood, Audrey II. Let's face it. 533 00:38:19,857 --> 00:38:22,705 How am I supposed to keep feeding you? Kill people? 534 00:38:22,769 --> 00:38:24,427 I'll make it worth your while. 535 00:38:24,785 --> 00:38:25,483 What? 536 00:38:25,809 --> 00:38:28,297 You think this is all coincidence, baby? 537 00:38:28,369 --> 00:38:31,566 The sudden success around here? The press coverage? 538 00:38:32,305 --> 00:38:35,272 Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object. 539 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:39,177 Does this look inanimate to you, punk? 540 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:43,725 If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want? 541 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:44,942 Like what? 542 00:38:45,010 --> 00:38:46,766 Like deliver, pal. 543 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:51,401 Like see you get everything your sacred greasy heart desires. 544 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:54,087 "Would you like a Cadillac car? 545 00:38:54,546 --> 00:38:56,717 "Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? 546 00:38:56,786 --> 00:39:01,325 "How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You're gonna get it, if you want it, baby. 547 00:39:02,098 --> 00:39:04,237 "How'd you like to be a big wheel? 548 00:39:04,306 --> 00:39:06,445 "Dining out for every meal? 549 00:39:06,834 --> 00:39:08,841 "I'm the plant that can make it all real 550 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,369 "You're gonna get it 551 00:39:11,858 --> 00:39:16,429 "I'm your genie, I'm your friend I'm your willing slave 552 00:39:17,234 --> 00:39:19,209 "Take a chance Feed me and 553 00:39:19,282 --> 00:39:21,420 "You know the kind of eats And red-hot treats 554 00:39:21,490 --> 00:39:24,273 "The kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave 555 00:39:25,778 --> 00:39:27,982 "Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz 556 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:30,538 "Trust me, and your life Will surely rival King Tut's 557 00:39:30,610 --> 00:39:34,320 "Show some initiative, work up some guts And you'll get it" 558 00:39:34,483 --> 00:39:37,166 "I don't know" 559 00:39:38,354 --> 00:39:39,783 Come on, boy! 560 00:39:40,018 --> 00:39:42,157 "I don't know" 561 00:39:43,602 --> 00:39:44,650 Lighten up. 562 00:39:45,779 --> 00:39:47,437 "I have so... 563 00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:50,316 "...so many strong... 564 00:39:50,995 --> 00:39:53,134 "...reservations" 565 00:39:53,234 --> 00:39:55,209 Tell it to the Marines. 566 00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:58,377 "Should I go... 567 00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:01,263 "...and perform... 568 00:40:02,227 --> 00:40:03,656 "...mutilations?" 569 00:40:07,379 --> 00:40:10,129 "You didn't have nothing Till you met me 570 00:40:10,195 --> 00:40:12,367 "Come on, kid What will it be? 571 00:40:12,659 --> 00:40:14,634 "Money? Girls? 572 00:40:15,187 --> 00:40:16,747 "One particular girl? 573 00:40:16,819 --> 00:40:19,154 "How about that Audrey? 574 00:40:19,956 --> 00:40:21,297 "Think it over 575 00:40:21,363 --> 00:40:23,567 "There must be someone you could 86 576 00:40:23,635 --> 00:40:27,345 "Real quiet like and get me some lunch! 577 00:40:28,115 --> 00:40:30,003 "Think about a room at the Ritz 578 00:40:30,068 --> 00:40:32,457 "Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz 579 00:40:32,915 --> 00:40:35,883 "A little nookie gonna clean up those zits, and you'll get it 580 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:42,542 "Gee, I'd like a Harley machine Tooling around like I was James Dean 581 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:45,741 "Making all the guys on the corner turn green 582 00:40:47,572 --> 00:40:51,533 "If you want to be profound If you really got to justify 583 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,287 "Take a breath and look around 584 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,841 "A lot of folks deserve to die" 585 00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:59,850 Wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say. 586 00:41:00,052 --> 00:41:02,027 But it's true, isn't it? 587 00:41:02,804 --> 00:41:06,481 I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant! 588 00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:10,542 Sure you do. 589 00:41:23,476 --> 00:41:26,291 Stupid woman! Christ, what a frigging scatterbrain! 590 00:41:26,836 --> 00:41:28,429 I'm sorry, Doctor! 591 00:41:29,173 --> 00:41:30,482 I'm sorry, Doctor! 592 00:41:32,597 --> 00:41:34,222 Falls off the motorcycle! 593 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,332 I'm clumsy, Doctor! 594 00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:38,507 Messes my hair! 595 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,687 Get the door open, you little slut! 596 00:41:40,756 --> 00:41:42,414 I'm trying, Doctor! I'm trying! 597 00:41:43,957 --> 00:41:45,899 Get the Vitalis. Quick, the Vitalis! 598 00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:47,183 I'm out of it! 599 00:41:56,437 --> 00:41:59,917 "If you want a rationale It isn't very hard to see 600 00:42:00,917 --> 00:42:03,055 "Stop and think it over, pal 601 00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:05,165 "The guy sure looks like plant food to me 602 00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:07,914 "The guy sure looks like plant food to me 603 00:42:07,990 --> 00:42:10,707 "The guy sure looks like plant food to me 604 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,684 "He's so nasty treating her rough 605 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:16,019 "Smacking her around And always talking so tough 606 00:42:16,085 --> 00:42:18,419 "You need blood And he's got more than enough 607 00:42:18,486 --> 00:42:20,591 "I need blood And he's got more than enough 608 00:42:20,662 --> 00:42:23,629 "You need blood And he's got more than enough 609 00:42:27,157 --> 00:42:28,532 "So go get it!" 610 00:42:44,734 --> 00:42:46,774 Are they finished? My turn? 611 00:42:46,846 --> 00:42:47,893 Sit! 612 00:42:53,982 --> 00:42:56,371 What did he do? Tell me everything! 613 00:42:59,422 --> 00:43:02,172 They have to do that to remove the jaw. 614 00:43:04,095 --> 00:43:06,812 Consider yourself very, very lucky. 615 00:43:10,911 --> 00:43:13,813 - Next! - It's me, Arthur Denton! I'm next! 616 00:43:13,886 --> 00:43:15,130 Nurse! 617 00:43:15,967 --> 00:43:18,334 Does that have an appointment? 618 00:43:20,415 --> 00:43:22,302 Ask it. I'm off duty. 619 00:43:23,807 --> 00:43:27,102 I've been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal. 620 00:43:27,167 --> 00:43:29,916 I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal. 621 00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:34,171 Let's go. 622 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,475 - I have a history of dental problems. - Shut up! 623 00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:39,451 Yes, Doctor. 624 00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,356 I went to a terrible dentist Wednesday, who was recommended to me... 625 00:43:47,423 --> 00:43:49,114 ...by somebody I saw Monday... 626 00:43:49,183 --> 00:43:51,604 ...who's the brother of a man I usually see Sundays. 627 00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:53,850 Their mother taught them everything they know. 628 00:43:53,919 --> 00:43:57,400 She's gifted, but elderly. People think she shouldn't be working. 629 00:43:57,567 --> 00:44:01,145 I go to her because I'm just incredibly devoted to her strength. 630 00:44:01,823 --> 00:44:05,620 She can't really see who you are, but she knows the sound of your voice. 631 00:44:05,983 --> 00:44:09,944 If you tell her where it is, the problem, she eventually finds it and she does it. 632 00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:13,212 I wish I had that stamina. I can only go so long. 633 00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:16,599 That's how I want to be. I don't ever want to have to be just... 634 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:18,838 Comfy? 635 00:44:19,359 --> 00:44:20,701 Yes, Doctor. 636 00:44:21,823 --> 00:44:23,678 I remember the first time I went to a dentist. 637 00:44:23,743 --> 00:44:26,296 I thought, "What a neat job! If only I were a dentist." 638 00:44:26,367 --> 00:44:28,440 The dentist I went to had the greatest car. 639 00:44:28,512 --> 00:44:32,668 He had a Corvette. Everybody calls him "Doctor" and he's not really a doctor. 640 00:44:33,056 --> 00:44:34,332 Oh, my God! 641 00:44:37,472 --> 00:44:40,985 I got out of there okay, but after it was all finished... 642 00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:44,319 ...they gave me a candy bar. I thought, "I get a candy bar?" 643 00:44:45,728 --> 00:44:48,575 You go through that and get chocolate. 644 00:44:48,928 --> 00:44:53,401 You work with incredible professionals, using incredibly wonderful equipment... 645 00:44:53,664 --> 00:44:55,071 Let's look at that mouth. 646 00:44:57,088 --> 00:44:58,266 Say, "Aaah." 647 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:18,646 Yeah, great! 648 00:45:20,097 --> 00:45:21,820 You are something special. 649 00:45:21,889 --> 00:45:23,231 You are something special! 650 00:45:26,561 --> 00:45:27,935 Thank you! 651 00:45:33,153 --> 00:45:36,219 It's your professionalism that I respect. 652 00:45:37,569 --> 00:45:40,602 Don't stop, Doc! Don't stop! Come on! More! 653 00:45:43,009 --> 00:45:44,832 What do you want? Say, "Please!" 654 00:45:54,689 --> 00:45:57,056 I'm going to get a candy bar! 655 00:46:20,930 --> 00:46:21,628 Get out! 656 00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:23,137 What's wrong? 657 00:46:23,202 --> 00:46:24,282 Get out of here! 658 00:46:28,418 --> 00:46:29,465 What's the matter? 659 00:46:32,642 --> 00:46:34,136 Go on! Get out of here! 660 00:46:35,266 --> 00:46:36,248 This way. 661 00:46:36,322 --> 00:46:39,551 I'm gonna tell each and every one of my friends about you... 662 00:46:40,706 --> 00:46:41,950 What's this? 663 00:46:45,059 --> 00:46:46,433 Goddamn sicko! 664 00:46:49,154 --> 00:46:51,423 Let me ask you something. Does this scare you? 665 00:46:51,714 --> 00:46:52,314 Yes. 666 00:46:52,386 --> 00:46:55,834 Would you like if I took this and made straight for your goddamn incisors? 667 00:46:55,907 --> 00:46:56,986 It'd hurt, right? 668 00:46:57,219 --> 00:46:58,560 You'd scream! 669 00:46:58,722 --> 00:47:00,129 Get your ass in there! 670 00:47:02,050 --> 00:47:05,182 - Don't I know you? - Seymour Krelborn. We met yesterday. 671 00:47:05,411 --> 00:47:07,353 Your mouth's a mess, kid. 672 00:47:07,714 --> 00:47:11,063 That wisdom tooth. We'll rip that bugger right out of there. 673 00:47:11,138 --> 00:47:14,684 What do you say? There's always time for dental hygiene. 674 00:47:14,978 --> 00:47:18,274 You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth? 675 00:47:19,522 --> 00:47:20,471 Look, Seymour. 676 00:47:21,219 --> 00:47:23,161 This could happen to you. 677 00:47:24,387 --> 00:47:25,980 Unless I take immediate action! 678 00:47:26,115 --> 00:47:27,359 What's that? 679 00:47:27,651 --> 00:47:28,600 The drill. 680 00:47:28,963 --> 00:47:30,076 It's rusty! 681 00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:31,391 It's an antique. 682 00:47:31,491 --> 00:47:33,858 They don't make them like this anymore. 683 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:34,944 Sturdy... 684 00:47:35,331 --> 00:47:36,575 ...heavy... 685 00:47:36,835 --> 00:47:37,817 ...dull. 686 00:47:41,539 --> 00:47:43,776 I'm going to want some gas for this. 687 00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:47,712 Thank God. I thought you wouldn't use any. 688 00:47:47,779 --> 00:47:50,779 The gas isn't for you, Seymour. It's for me. 689 00:47:50,915 --> 00:47:53,632 You see, I want to really enjoy this. 690 00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:57,882 In fact, I'm going to use my special gas mask! 691 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:03,865 I find a little giggle gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously. 692 00:48:08,643 --> 00:48:10,050 Here we go! 693 00:48:22,627 --> 00:48:24,515 Oh, Seymour, I'm flying! 694 00:48:26,372 --> 00:48:28,739 The things I'm going to do to that mouth! 695 00:48:48,389 --> 00:48:49,949 What the hell is that? 696 00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:51,230 A gun? 697 00:48:52,612 --> 00:48:54,652 The kid's got a goddamn revolver! 698 00:48:57,637 --> 00:48:59,230 I'm in trouble now, huh? 699 00:49:01,284 --> 00:49:03,172 Wait till I turn this gas off. 700 00:49:09,285 --> 00:49:10,975 Give me a hand, would you? 701 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,405 No, I guess you wouldn't, would you? 702 00:49:19,109 --> 00:49:20,636 I could asphyx... 703 00:49:32,165 --> 00:49:33,539 What'd I ever do to you? 704 00:49:34,597 --> 00:49:36,899 Nothing. It's what you did to her. 705 00:49:37,606 --> 00:49:38,533 Her who? 706 00:49:40,901 --> 00:49:42,876 Oh, her. 707 00:50:41,382 --> 00:50:42,811 Chop it up. 708 00:50:43,335 --> 00:50:44,317 What? 709 00:50:44,551 --> 00:50:45,795 Feed me! 710 00:50:45,863 --> 00:50:47,073 Okay, okay. 711 00:53:20,905 --> 00:53:22,815 Audrey, what'd they say to you? 712 00:53:23,081 --> 00:53:24,128 Who? 713 00:53:24,553 --> 00:53:25,502 The police. 714 00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:26,854 Oh, nothing. 715 00:53:28,329 --> 00:53:30,369 Talk to me. Tell me what they said. 716 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:33,184 It's Orin. They say he's disappeared! 717 00:53:34,474 --> 00:53:35,848 The police told you that? 718 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:37,986 They suspect foul play. 719 00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:40,578 They do? 720 00:53:40,649 --> 00:53:43,780 His receptionist, this morning, found the place a shambles. 721 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:46,115 Gas masks everywhere. 722 00:53:46,474 --> 00:53:48,197 Things all over the floor. 723 00:53:49,193 --> 00:53:50,535 They think... 724 00:53:51,754 --> 00:53:53,958 I can't even think about what they think. 725 00:54:05,962 --> 00:54:07,555 Don't cry, Audrey. 726 00:54:09,034 --> 00:54:11,937 Would it be so terrible if something had happened to him? 727 00:54:13,387 --> 00:54:15,361 Seymour, what a thing to say! 728 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:17,631 Well, would it? 729 00:54:19,210 --> 00:54:21,120 It wouldn't be terrible at all. 730 00:54:22,123 --> 00:54:23,464 It'd be a miracle. 731 00:54:24,139 --> 00:54:27,816 Not to mention all the money I'd save on Epsom salts and Ace bandages. 732 00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:29,763 You see? 733 00:54:30,763 --> 00:54:33,152 But I'd still feel guilty. 734 00:54:33,323 --> 00:54:37,829 If he met with foul play or some terrible accident of some kind... 735 00:54:38,058 --> 00:54:40,480 ...it'd be partly my fault just because... 736 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:44,073 ...secretly I wished it. 737 00:54:44,139 --> 00:54:47,881 Don't you waste another minute thinking about that creep! 738 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:51,841 There's a lot of guys that'd give anything to go out with you. 739 00:54:53,962 --> 00:54:55,140 Nice guys. 740 00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:58,441 I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour. 741 00:54:59,435 --> 00:55:01,890 - That's not true. - You don't know the half of it! 742 00:55:01,963 --> 00:55:03,938 I've led a terrible life. 743 00:55:04,107 --> 00:55:07,904 I deserved a creep like Orin Scrivello, DDS. 744 00:55:09,675 --> 00:55:11,617 You know where I met him? 745 00:55:13,868 --> 00:55:15,297 In The Gutter. 746 00:55:15,595 --> 00:55:16,805 The Gutter? 747 00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:19,307 The Gutter. It's a nightspot. 748 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:23,333 I worked there on my nights off when we weren't making much money. 749 00:55:23,404 --> 00:55:24,898 I'd put on... 750 00:55:25,068 --> 00:55:28,363 ...cheap and tasteless outfits, not nice ones like this. 751 00:55:29,547 --> 00:55:32,035 Low and nasty apparel. 752 00:55:32,427 --> 00:55:34,533 That's all behind you now. 753 00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,674 You got nothing to be ashamed of. 754 00:55:37,452 --> 00:55:40,321 You're a very nice person. I always knew you were. 755 00:55:41,740 --> 00:55:45,002 Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, you know what I saw? 756 00:55:46,348 --> 00:55:47,875 A girl I respected. 757 00:55:48,268 --> 00:55:49,610 I still do. 758 00:55:52,652 --> 00:55:54,026 "Lift up your head 759 00:55:54,764 --> 00:55:56,324 "Wash off your mascara 760 00:55:57,740 --> 00:56:00,936 "Here, take my Kleenex Wipe that lipstick away 761 00:56:02,604 --> 00:56:04,165 "Show me your face 762 00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:06,566 "Clean as the morning 763 00:56:07,404 --> 00:56:08,997 "I know things were bad 764 00:56:10,028 --> 00:56:11,938 "But now they're okay 765 00:56:15,149 --> 00:56:17,702 "Suddenly Seymour 766 00:56:19,468 --> 00:56:21,640 "Is standing beside you 767 00:56:24,045 --> 00:56:26,565 "You don't need no make-up 768 00:56:28,237 --> 00:56:31,947 "Don't have to pretend 769 00:56:32,844 --> 00:56:35,943 "Suddenly Seymour 770 00:56:37,229 --> 00:56:40,939 "Is here to provide you 771 00:56:41,805 --> 00:56:44,772 "Sweet understanding 772 00:56:46,093 --> 00:56:47,718 "Seymour's your friend" 773 00:56:47,789 --> 00:56:50,855 "Nobody ever treated me kindly 774 00:56:52,013 --> 00:56:53,922 "Daddy left early 775 00:56:54,253 --> 00:56:55,846 "Mama was poor 776 00:56:56,109 --> 00:56:59,971 "I'd meet a man And I'd follow him blindly 777 00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:02,885 "He'd snap his fingers at me 778 00:57:03,789 --> 00:57:05,382 "I'd say, 'Sure' 779 00:57:06,765 --> 00:57:09,962 "Suddenly Seymour 780 00:57:10,797 --> 00:57:13,863 "Is standing beside me 781 00:57:15,053 --> 00:57:18,315 "He don't give me orders 782 00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:22,244 "He don't condescend 783 00:57:23,822 --> 00:57:27,019 "Suddenly Seymour 784 00:57:27,725 --> 00:57:30,791 "Is here to provide me 785 00:57:32,046 --> 00:57:35,242 "Sweet understanding 786 00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:39,524 "-Seymour's my friend - Tell me this feeling 787 00:57:39,598 --> 00:57:41,223 "Will last 'til forever 788 00:57:41,550 --> 00:57:45,380 "Tell me the bad times Are clean washed away 789 00:57:45,486 --> 00:57:49,316 "Please understand that It's still strange and frightening 790 00:57:49,390 --> 00:57:53,962 "For losers like I've been It's so hard to save 791 00:57:55,662 --> 00:57:58,477 "Suddenly Seymour 792 00:57:59,502 --> 00:58:01,444 "He purified me 793 00:58:01,518 --> 00:58:03,405 "He purified you 794 00:58:03,598 --> 00:58:05,507 "Suddenly Seymour 795 00:58:07,471 --> 00:58:09,926 "Showed me I can 796 00:58:09,999 --> 00:58:11,908 "Yes, you can 797 00:58:13,454 --> 00:58:16,771 "Learn how to be more 798 00:58:17,423 --> 00:58:20,325 "The girl that's inside me 799 00:58:21,423 --> 00:58:24,423 "With sweet understanding 800 00:58:25,295 --> 00:58:28,164 "With sweet understanding 801 00:58:33,935 --> 00:58:40,526 "Seymour's your man" 802 00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:52,840 You love her madly, don't you, schmuck? 803 00:59:52,912 --> 00:59:54,920 Mr. Mushnik, you scared me. 804 00:59:55,345 --> 00:59:59,119 I scared him? After what I've seen, I scared him? 805 01:00:00,624 --> 01:00:03,275 Do you think I didn't know, huh? Oh, I knew. 806 01:00:03,504 --> 01:00:06,254 I knew you'd lay down here, on your pathetic little cot... 807 01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:07,693 ...and dream about her. 808 01:00:07,761 --> 01:00:10,127 But I didn't know the lengths to which you'd go... 809 01:00:10,193 --> 01:00:12,364 ...the depths to which you'd sink! 810 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:15,398 What depths? What sink? What are you talking about? 811 01:00:15,472 --> 01:00:17,577 Little red dots all over the linoleum. 812 01:00:17,969 --> 01:00:20,358 Little red spots on the concrete outside. 813 01:00:20,593 --> 01:00:25,099 I'm talking blood, Krelborn. I'm talking under my own roof. 814 01:00:26,417 --> 01:00:27,595 An axe murderer! 815 01:00:27,985 --> 01:00:30,254 "He's got your number now" 816 01:00:30,801 --> 01:00:32,011 I saw everything. 817 01:00:32,081 --> 01:00:34,350 "He knows just what you've done" 818 01:00:34,417 --> 01:00:36,424 Everything you did to her boyfriend. 819 01:00:36,497 --> 01:00:38,952 "You've got no place to hide" 820 01:00:39,121 --> 01:00:40,528 I saw you chopping him. 821 01:00:40,753 --> 01:00:42,892 "You've got nowhere to run" 822 01:00:43,377 --> 01:00:45,995 It's true. I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him! 823 01:00:46,065 --> 01:00:48,040 "He knows your life of crime" 824 01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:49,997 Tell it to the police. 825 01:00:50,097 --> 01:00:52,683 "I think it's suppertime! 826 01:00:56,113 --> 01:00:58,023 "Come on, come on 827 01:00:58,289 --> 01:01:00,297 "Think about all those offers 828 01:01:00,370 --> 01:01:02,377 "Come on, come on 829 01:01:02,769 --> 01:01:04,558 "Your future with Audrey 830 01:01:04,626 --> 01:01:06,284 "Come on, come on 831 01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:09,258 "Ain't no time to turn squeamish 832 01:01:09,649 --> 01:01:10,697 "Come on 833 01:01:10,770 --> 01:01:12,908 "I swear on all my spores 834 01:01:13,106 --> 01:01:16,586 "When he's gone The world will be yours 835 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:34,697 "It's suppertime" 836 01:01:39,826 --> 01:01:42,608 You know, Krelborn, it kills me doing this. 837 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:48,170 But considering you're almost like a son to me, I'm thinking... 838 01:01:48,242 --> 01:01:50,381 ...maybe we don't have to go to the police. 839 01:01:51,507 --> 01:01:52,237 We don't? 840 01:01:52,979 --> 01:01:54,353 I'm thinking... 841 01:01:54,706 --> 01:01:58,929 ...what if I kept my mouth shut and gave you a one-way ticket out of town? 842 01:02:00,339 --> 01:02:01,451 You'd do that, sir? 843 01:02:03,539 --> 01:02:06,703 You could lay low for a while, say 30, 40 years. 844 01:02:07,251 --> 01:02:09,804 Meanwhile, I would keep the plant. 845 01:02:10,835 --> 01:02:11,762 The plant? 846 01:02:11,827 --> 01:02:15,657 Of course, you'd have to teach me how to take care of it while you're away. 847 01:02:15,922 --> 01:02:18,792 Give me your secret gardening tips. 848 01:02:19,859 --> 01:02:22,674 But then, if you'd rather hang... 849 01:02:34,131 --> 01:02:35,920 What do I have to do? 850 01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:38,248 Just feed it. 851 01:02:38,867 --> 01:02:40,012 Feed it what? 852 01:02:46,228 --> 01:02:47,176 Minerals. 853 01:02:49,556 --> 01:02:51,945 Thursdays, you should give it water. 854 01:02:58,196 --> 01:02:59,472 But whatever you do... 855 01:03:00,403 --> 01:03:01,581 Yes? 856 01:03:05,428 --> 01:03:06,540 Whatever you do... 857 01:03:06,644 --> 01:03:07,986 Yeah? 858 01:03:12,948 --> 01:03:14,192 What the hell is? 859 01:03:23,156 --> 01:03:25,490 "It's suppertime" 860 01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:32,753 Seymour Krelborn! 861 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:36,874 Finally, we meet you! What an occasion! Let's toast it. Up yours. Relax. 862 01:03:37,621 --> 01:03:39,181 Let's talk turkey. Sign here. 863 01:03:39,252 --> 01:03:41,521 - We'll book you on lecturing tours. - Yes, darling. 864 01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:43,246 We're sending photographers Thursday. 865 01:03:43,316 --> 01:03:45,586 So get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt. 866 01:03:45,653 --> 01:03:47,246 - Just sign this release. - Need a pen? 867 01:03:47,317 --> 01:03:49,805 Aren't you thrilled? It's the cover of Life magazine! 868 01:03:49,876 --> 01:03:50,640 Dessert? 869 01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:52,719 Son, it's a cinch to get ratings. 870 01:03:52,788 --> 01:03:55,025 - The title is Marvin's. - The concept is mine. 871 01:03:55,253 --> 01:03:57,555 The first weekly gardening show on the network! 872 01:03:57,621 --> 01:04:00,076 - And you're gonna host it, you lucky kid. - Sign! 873 01:04:00,149 --> 01:04:04,305 "They say the meek shall inherit You know the Book doesn't lie 874 01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:09,038 "It's not a question of merit It's not demand and supply 875 01:04:09,493 --> 01:04:11,566 "They say the meek are gonna get it. 876 01:04:14,325 --> 01:04:16,878 "You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them" 877 01:04:41,301 --> 01:04:42,795 Oh, my God! 878 01:04:43,285 --> 01:04:46,995 And here he is himself, Mr. Seymour Krelborn! 879 01:04:47,702 --> 01:04:49,742 Mr. Krelborn, there are many questions... 880 01:04:49,814 --> 01:04:52,334 ...the people in our television audience have for you. 881 01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:54,772 Come and tell our viewers at home and elsewhere... 882 01:04:54,837 --> 01:04:58,285 ...about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon... 883 01:04:58,358 --> 01:05:02,286 ...that's made you one of the most talked about plant scientists in the country... 884 01:05:05,206 --> 01:05:06,154 Cut! 885 01:05:06,294 --> 01:05:08,498 What happened to the goddamned greenery? 886 01:05:09,174 --> 01:05:11,029 - It just needs to be fed. - So feed it. 887 01:05:12,182 --> 01:05:13,905 I can't feed it. Not now. 888 01:05:13,974 --> 01:05:16,047 Then I'll feed it. Where's the plant food? 889 01:05:16,118 --> 01:05:19,249 It doesn't eat plant food. And I can't feed it now. 890 01:05:20,054 --> 01:05:21,166 Leave me alone. 891 01:05:21,238 --> 01:05:22,383 All of you. 892 01:05:22,966 --> 01:05:24,014 Just go away. 893 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,257 Leave me alone. Get out of here. 894 01:05:26,326 --> 01:05:27,952 Go away. Leave me alone! 895 01:05:30,295 --> 01:05:31,407 Everybody go away! 896 01:05:31,478 --> 01:05:32,558 Leave me alone! 897 01:05:33,238 --> 01:05:34,547 You're hysterical. 898 01:05:35,030 --> 01:05:36,143 I know. I'm sorry. 899 01:05:47,415 --> 01:05:49,357 What am I gonna do? 900 01:05:49,814 --> 01:05:53,197 I never should've started, but I did. Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die. 901 01:05:53,271 --> 01:05:55,343 I'll lose her, I'll lose everything. 902 01:05:56,407 --> 01:05:57,781 Who are you talking to? 903 01:05:58,646 --> 01:05:59,791 Nobody. 904 01:06:00,214 --> 01:06:01,905 You're acting funny. 905 01:06:02,103 --> 01:06:04,404 It wasn't nice throwing those people out. 906 01:06:04,471 --> 01:06:07,188 Those men said Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips... 907 01:06:07,319 --> 01:06:09,807 ...is sure to be a very big TV show. 908 01:06:10,039 --> 01:06:12,406 I know. I'm sorry. I feel terrible. 909 01:06:12,471 --> 01:06:13,486 Well, you shouldn't. 910 01:06:13,559 --> 01:06:16,875 They're coming back tomorrow and they'll bring you a great big check. 911 01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:20,662 I wish you were enjoying your success. 912 01:06:22,136 --> 01:06:23,990 They said they're coming back with money? 913 01:06:24,056 --> 01:06:25,168 Tomorrow. 914 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,790 Then we could afford to get out of here. 915 01:06:27,863 --> 01:06:28,943 What do you mean? 916 01:06:29,015 --> 01:06:31,633 That's it. After tomorrow we could leave here together. 917 01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:33,135 Together? 918 01:06:34,456 --> 01:06:36,049 If you'll have me. 919 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:37,549 Audrey, will you have me? 920 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,440 What do you mean? 921 01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:41,969 Marry me, Audrey. 922 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,607 Seymour, this is so sudden. 923 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:44,916 Will you? 924 01:06:50,999 --> 01:06:51,828 Sure. 925 01:06:52,984 --> 01:06:55,405 Then that's it! We'll go get married right now. 926 01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:00,499 Tomorrow I'll be on TV, get the money and then we'll live happily ever after. 927 01:07:00,568 --> 01:07:03,797 Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life with no plants, I promise. 928 01:07:03,864 --> 01:07:06,417 - No plants at all. - You're talking peculiar again. 929 01:07:06,488 --> 01:07:08,790 We'll start tonight. We'll go to City Hall, get married... 930 01:07:08,856 --> 01:07:11,890 ...and spend the night somewhere safe. Some nice hotel. 931 01:07:13,912 --> 01:07:15,734 I've got to get ready! 932 01:07:15,801 --> 01:07:17,295 Hurry. Hurry. 933 01:08:19,801 --> 01:08:21,689 Feed me. 934 01:08:22,777 --> 01:08:24,533 Under no circumstances. 935 01:08:24,602 --> 01:08:25,714 Feed me. 936 01:08:26,330 --> 01:08:28,402 I will not, so stop asking. 937 01:08:28,506 --> 01:08:29,782 Feed me! 938 01:08:29,945 --> 01:08:31,090 No! No more! 939 01:08:31,226 --> 01:08:32,982 I can't take living with the guilt. 940 01:08:33,562 --> 01:08:34,969 Tough titty. 941 01:08:35,289 --> 01:08:36,783 Watch your language. 942 01:08:36,857 --> 01:08:39,312 Cut the crap. Bring on the meat. 943 01:08:41,690 --> 01:08:44,723 I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. 944 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:48,150 - How about that? - Don't do me no favors! 945 01:08:50,522 --> 01:08:52,726 It's my last offer. Yes or no? 946 01:08:53,466 --> 01:08:57,395 You sure do drive a hard bargain. 947 01:08:58,970 --> 01:09:00,880 Done. Fine. Great. 948 01:09:03,386 --> 01:09:05,874 Don't think you're getting dessert. 949 01:10:38,428 --> 01:10:40,948 - Hello. - "Hey, little lady, hello" 950 01:10:42,459 --> 01:10:43,637 Who is this? 951 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:46,163 "You're looking cute as can be" 952 01:10:46,460 --> 01:10:47,769 Is this someone I know? 953 01:10:47,836 --> 01:10:50,072 "You're looking mighty sweet" 954 01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:52,885 Seymour! 955 01:10:52,988 --> 01:10:55,705 "No, it ain't Seymour. It's me!" 956 01:10:59,932 --> 01:11:02,038 Oh, my God! 957 01:11:20,637 --> 01:11:22,644 I don't believe it. 958 01:11:23,036 --> 01:11:25,273 Believe it, baby. It talks. 959 01:11:25,853 --> 01:11:27,282 Am I dreaming this? 960 01:11:27,549 --> 01:11:30,102 No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither. 961 01:11:32,477 --> 01:11:34,233 Something is very wrong here. 962 01:11:34,685 --> 01:11:37,718 I need me some water in the worst way. 963 01:11:38,013 --> 01:11:39,955 Look at my branches. 964 01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:42,549 I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey! 965 01:11:43,869 --> 01:11:46,258 "Come on and give me a drink" 966 01:11:46,589 --> 01:11:48,050 I don't know if I should. 967 01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:50,296 "Hey, little lady, be nice" 968 01:11:50,397 --> 01:11:52,121 Do you talk to Seymour like this? 969 01:11:52,189 --> 01:11:54,807 "Sure do. I'll drink it straight" 970 01:11:54,941 --> 01:11:56,468 Your leaves are dry. 971 01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:58,875 "Don't need no glass or no ice" 972 01:11:59,421 --> 01:12:00,697 I'll get the can. 973 01:12:00,797 --> 01:12:03,481 "Don't need no twist of lime" 974 01:12:03,965 --> 01:12:04,947 Here we go. 975 01:12:05,277 --> 01:12:07,186 "And now it's suppertime!" 976 01:12:11,166 --> 01:12:13,402 Oh, relax, doll. It'll be easy. 977 01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:28,759 Get off of her! Get off! 978 01:12:48,319 --> 01:12:50,326 - Are you okay? - Yes. 979 01:12:55,135 --> 01:12:56,858 Yes. I'm okay. 980 01:12:56,926 --> 01:13:00,887 I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to hurt anybody. 981 01:13:00,991 --> 01:13:04,220 It's just that somehow it makes things happen. Terrible things. 982 01:13:04,383 --> 01:13:06,903 I should've stopped when I found out what it lived on. 983 01:13:06,974 --> 01:13:08,698 But it was so cute and harmless... 984 01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:11,865 ...and we started doing business and making money and you liked me... 985 01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:16,061 Do you really think I liked you because of that? 986 01:13:18,111 --> 01:13:20,729 I liked you from the day I came to work here. 987 01:13:21,311 --> 01:13:24,410 You mean, you'd still like me even if I wasn't famous? 988 01:13:27,039 --> 01:13:28,926 I'd still love you, Seymour. 989 01:13:30,079 --> 01:13:31,159 Really? 990 01:13:31,807 --> 01:13:34,622 All I ever wanted was you... 991 01:13:36,574 --> 01:13:38,484 ...and a sweet little house. 992 01:13:39,647 --> 01:13:42,364 You're the most wonderful person that ever lived. 993 01:13:42,431 --> 01:13:45,748 We're gonna get that little house and everything will be okay. 994 01:13:45,823 --> 01:13:49,084 "Suddenly Seymour 995 01:13:49,856 --> 01:13:52,790 "Is standing beside you 996 01:13:53,183 --> 01:13:57,112 "Suddenly Seymour 997 01:13:58,144 --> 01:14:00,380 "Showed me I can 998 01:14:00,447 --> 01:14:02,684 "Yes, you can..." 999 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:05,950 Excuse me, pardon me, beg your pardon. 1000 01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:08,478 If you two kids would stop singing for a moment... 1001 01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:10,965 ...I've got something I want to discuss with you. 1002 01:14:11,039 --> 01:14:13,210 Which one of you is Seymour Krelborn? 1003 01:14:14,912 --> 01:14:15,643 I am. 1004 01:14:15,712 --> 01:14:16,759 It's a pleasure. 1005 01:14:16,832 --> 01:14:19,799 Has your phone been busy! I've been trying to reach you for weeks. 1006 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:23,996 Patrick Martin, Licensing and Marketing, World Botanical Enterprises. 1007 01:14:24,064 --> 01:14:27,709 Son, kid, boy, are we gonna make a fortune together! 1008 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,590 - He's not interested. - He will be. 1009 01:14:32,064 --> 01:14:35,097 Me and the guys at the home office have been following this plant of yours. 1010 01:14:35,168 --> 01:14:38,168 We've come up with one incredible idea. 1011 01:14:38,784 --> 01:14:40,475 We're very proud of it. 1012 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:42,077 Picture this. 1013 01:14:43,232 --> 01:14:46,647 We take leaf cuttings, develop little Audrey IIs... 1014 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:50,328 ...and sell them to florist shops across the nation. 1015 01:14:51,264 --> 01:14:54,395 Pretty soon every household in America could have one. 1016 01:14:55,328 --> 01:14:56,735 Every household in America! 1017 01:14:57,313 --> 01:14:59,833 For starters, kid. Why this thing could go... 1018 01:15:00,449 --> 01:15:01,376 ...worldwide! 1019 01:15:01,953 --> 01:15:02,901 Worldwide? 1020 01:15:03,136 --> 01:15:04,565 Think of it, boy. 1021 01:15:04,641 --> 01:15:06,648 Audrey IIs everywhere! 1022 01:15:06,913 --> 01:15:10,175 With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula-Hoops. 1023 01:15:10,241 --> 01:15:11,517 Bigger than Hula-Hoops? 1024 01:15:11,585 --> 01:15:14,683 What do you say, Seymour? Do we have a deal? 1025 01:15:16,769 --> 01:15:20,184 No! Keep your contract. Nobody's touching that plant. 1026 01:15:20,256 --> 01:15:21,849 We're offering a lot of money. 1027 01:15:21,921 --> 01:15:24,060 Forget the money! Keep it and get out of here! 1028 01:15:24,129 --> 01:15:25,373 - Are you nuts? - Yeah, I'm nuts. 1029 01:15:25,441 --> 01:15:27,514 Get out of here! Go on! Get out of here! 1030 01:15:30,785 --> 01:15:33,240 I'll come back when you're in a better mood. 1031 01:15:33,889 --> 01:15:35,645 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1032 01:15:35,713 --> 01:15:36,924 I think so. 1033 01:15:37,473 --> 01:15:40,572 He'll keep eating until there's nothing left. 1034 01:15:40,641 --> 01:15:43,608 We've got to stop it, Seymour! We've got to. 1035 01:15:44,513 --> 01:15:45,920 I've got to. 1036 01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:48,412 I have to end this once and for all. 1037 01:15:48,929 --> 01:15:50,423 I'll bust that pod wide open. 1038 01:15:50,818 --> 01:15:53,119 Wait! I'm coming with you. 1039 01:15:53,313 --> 01:15:57,055 No, it's me that got us into this. I'm the one to get us out. 1040 01:15:58,465 --> 01:16:00,221 Wait for me, Audrey. 1041 01:16:00,674 --> 01:16:03,292 This is between me and the vegetable. 1042 01:16:11,935 --> 01:16:15,066 "Every household in America!" Thousands of you, eating! 1043 01:16:15,455 --> 01:16:17,724 That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it? 1044 01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:19,831 No shit, Sherlock! 1045 01:16:20,031 --> 01:16:24,286 We're not talking about one hungry plant. We're talking about world conquest! 1046 01:16:24,607 --> 01:16:26,647 And I want to thank you! 1047 01:16:27,359 --> 01:16:30,359 You're not going to get away with this! Your kind never does! 1048 01:16:33,183 --> 01:16:36,500 I don't care what it takes. Only one of us gets out of here alive! 1049 01:16:36,575 --> 01:16:37,753 "Better wait a minute 1050 01:16:38,431 --> 01:16:40,057 "You better hold the phone 1051 01:16:40,959 --> 01:16:44,221 "Better mind your manners Better change your tone 1052 01:16:45,311 --> 01:16:48,727 "Don't you threaten me, son You got a lot of gall 1053 01:16:49,568 --> 01:16:51,390 "We're gonna do things my way 1054 01:16:51,456 --> 01:16:53,790 "Or we won't do things at all 1055 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,407 "You're in trouble now 1056 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,960 "You don't know what You're messing with 1057 01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:17,854 "You got no idea 1058 01:17:18,337 --> 01:17:22,265 "You don't know what you're looking at When you're looking here 1059 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:26,582 "You don't know what you're up against No, no way, no how 1060 01:17:27,073 --> 01:17:29,080 "You don't know what You're messing with 1061 01:17:29,152 --> 01:17:31,607 "But I'm gonna tell you now 1062 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,957 "I'm just a mean, green mother From outer space 1063 01:17:41,024 --> 01:17:42,518 "And I'm bad" 1064 01:17:43,137 --> 01:17:44,566 Outer space? 1065 01:17:45,376 --> 01:17:47,416 "And it looks like you've been had 1066 01:17:47,489 --> 01:17:49,791 "I'm a just mean, green mother From outer space 1067 01:17:49,857 --> 01:17:50,969 "So get off my back 1068 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,153 "Get out of my face 1069 01:17:52,225 --> 01:17:54,167 "'Cause I'm mean and green 1070 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:56,246 "And I am bad 1071 01:18:01,953 --> 01:18:03,479 "Want to save your skin, boy? 1072 01:18:04,257 --> 01:18:05,686 "You want to save your hide? 1073 01:18:06,241 --> 01:18:07,582 "You want to see tomorrow? 1074 01:18:08,481 --> 01:18:10,750 "You better step aside 1075 01:18:10,817 --> 01:18:12,311 "Better take a tip, boy 1076 01:18:12,897 --> 01:18:14,326 "Want some good advice? 1077 01:18:15,201 --> 01:18:18,911 "Better take it easy 'Cause you're walking on thin ice 1078 01:18:19,617 --> 01:18:23,447 "You don't know what you're dealing with No, you never did 1079 01:18:23,970 --> 01:18:28,028 "You don't know what you're looking at But that's tough titty, kid 1080 01:18:28,514 --> 01:18:32,092 "The lion don't sleep tonight And if you pull his tail he roars 1081 01:18:32,161 --> 01:18:34,463 "You say that ain't fair You say that ain't nice 1082 01:18:34,530 --> 01:18:36,570 "You know what I say, 'Up yours! ' 1083 01:18:41,090 --> 01:18:42,137 "Watch me now! 1084 01:18:42,210 --> 01:18:44,544 "I'm just a mean, green mother From outer space 1085 01:18:44,610 --> 01:18:45,919 "And I'm bad 1086 01:18:46,561 --> 01:18:48,765 "I'm just a mean, green mother A real disgrace 1087 01:18:48,833 --> 01:18:50,655 "And you got me fighting mad 1088 01:18:51,009 --> 01:18:53,246 "I'm just a mean, green mother From outer space 1089 01:18:53,314 --> 01:18:55,550 "I'm gonna trash your ass Gonna rock this place 1090 01:18:55,618 --> 01:18:57,690 "I'm mean and green 1091 01:18:57,762 --> 01:19:00,096 "And I am bad! 1092 01:19:03,170 --> 01:19:07,611 "I don't come from no black lagoon I'm from past the stars, beyond the moon 1093 01:19:07,682 --> 01:19:10,103 "You can keep the 'Thing' Keep the 'It' 1094 01:19:10,178 --> 01:19:12,382 "Keep the creature They don't mean shit" 1095 01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:19,328 All right, that does it! 1096 01:19:20,866 --> 01:19:23,255 "I got killer buds A power stem 1097 01:19:23,394 --> 01:19:26,558 "Nasty thorns and I'm using them Better move it out 1098 01:19:26,626 --> 01:19:29,942 "Nature calls, you got the point I'll bust your balls 1099 01:19:59,235 --> 01:20:01,471 "I'm mean and green" 1100 01:20:18,083 --> 01:20:19,709 Bye-bye, Seymour! 1101 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:20,191 Oh, shit! 81737

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