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I mean, she only drew a picture, right?
She didn't actually hurt anyone.

She didn't hurt anyone, no. But Miss
Thompson was concerned when she saw it.

OK. I mean, come on. How bad can it be,
you know?

Hmm. Wow.

All right. We felt a phone call wouldn't
convey the... Blood?

Well, the seriousness.

That's a lot of blood. Mm -hmm.

Well, I mean, this down here could be
grass.

The grass is coming out of the boy's
head.

Oh, yeah, it is.

She also labeled it.

Oh, she did.

She sure did.

That's helpful.

This boy in the picture, is he based on
a real person?

Bowman. Seems like you have a lot of
strong feelings about Bowman.

You know, feelings aren't bad.

You can't really control how someone
makes you feel. Inbox.

What?

My dad says that you can't control your
inbox, but you can control your outbox.

I love that.

What kind of stuff have you had in your
inbox lately?

It can fill up really quickly sometimes.

And when it does, it's easy to lose
control of your outbox and react to

than negative ways.

Can you think of any... Pulling out
their eyeballs.

Okay. Fading them to, like, millions of
bugs. You're right. Those would be

very... Pushing them off of the plane
with a parachute, but when they pull the

cord instead of a parachute, it's just
poisonous meat. Okay, pause.

I have a question for you, Amber, and
you can be totally honest with me.

Okay.

Did you actually want something bad to
happen to Bowman?

And it sounds like you did the right
thing to me.

I think drawing this was a much
healthier choice than pulling out his

What do you say?

You know what you could have done that
would have been a lot worse?

If I took a machete and... I'll show
you.

Right here.

What do you see?

Nothing.

You could have let that anger sit inside
of you, growing bigger, stronger, and

scarier, but you didn't.

You put it right here.

Where it can't hurt anyone.

I apologize. I usually have ones that
are less cat -centric.

is your new outbox you told her about
that when you get angry sad or scared

know all that stuff that goes in your
inbox put it in here and you don't have

let anyone see it but i would encourage
you when you're ready to share it with

someone preferably your dad and talk
about it okay so whenever you feel do

have a pen

Okay.

It's a serving plate. Why do you need a
serving plate?

Pizza comes in a serving plate. No, it's
nicer when it's on a plate. The special

plate is for one person on special days.

This dilutes the special plate.

Okay, you've never used the word dilute
in your life.

I know words.

Who taught you words?

I think Knockout Oliver Wallace should
open up more space.

What? On House Hunters. They're always
like, I'll totally knock out this wall

and open up the space.

When are you watching House Hunters?

I mean, I sort of do.

What are we called if we still have one
parent?

What?

Are we orphans?

No. No. I think we're bastards.

Wow. No.

You have a dad. I'm alive.

Then what are we?

You're just, you're, you're kids.

Just regular kids.

Am I a bastard?

Come on. I didn't understand.

What do you call an orphan that still
has a dad?

A child whose mother has died but whose
father is alive is called a maternal

orphan. Okay, good. We're learning
lessons. That's beautiful. Thank you.

A morphin'. Yeah.

It's morphin' time.

Stop. Single. Dad.

Stop. Pizza. Dad. Stop. Hey, Jack, come
on.

No, no, no, leave her alone. Leave her
alone, Jack. Leave her alone.

No, don't throw it away. No, it's
broken, man.

Well, we can fix it. No, we can't fix
it. Yes, we can.

I can. No, you can't, man.

Whatever. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, I know.

Outbox.

I wasn't even going to say outbox.

Yeah?

Jack drew a butt on my face!

Hey sweetheart, I can't right now. Can
you talk to mom?

Mom!

Yeah?

Jack said he was gonna draw a mask, but
it just drew a butt.

Come here.

How are we gonna fix this?

Don't worry, I have an idea.

It won't be a butt, I promise.

Why does Jack always draw butts?

Because butts are awesome.

There we go.

Now we match.

I can still see the butt.

Hey, sweetheart, let's just leave it
home for today, okay?

You'll be okay. You really will. I
promise you won't look at it.

I will not look at it.

I promise.

Get for your covenant.

What? Get for your covenant.

Give me your covenant.

What are we, a cult? Yo, we good?

I give you my covenant.

Now forge a blood oath. Go to go.

Thank you.

Covenant.

Amber.

Amber.

Amber. What?

No thanks.

I won't tell anyone.

No. It's okay. No.

Amber, stop being a jerk. Just take the
notebook.

What the?

That'll be all we're getting. Jack, sit
down. Sit in a seat.

He threw my notebook out the window. I
didn't see it.

Sit down. I saw it. Both of you, in a
seat, now. I was never standing.

Sorry for trying to help.

Do you have a trimmer?

Oh, my gosh.

Sorry, I should have knocked.

Do you have a trimmer? There's a spot
out in the front that I need to... Yeah,

I'll get you one.

And not to be shrill about it, but I'm
still seeing a lot of faces.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah, I meant to take those down.

Where are you going to be?

What? Where are you going to be while
they're in here?

My van.

What van?

My van in the driveway. In the driveway?

You know you can't, like, come in while
they're here, right?

What kind of a question is that? It's
just...

Something you don't do. I'm not going to
come in. Okay, well, promise me.

I give you my covenant.

What? Exactly. That's a weird thing to
say, isn't it?

Covenant? This house looks better than
it's looked in years. When are we going

to call this done?

When somebody buys it.

So I'll pass the grass and some pictures
to my kids that's going to prevent

that?

Do you want to sell this house?

Yeah.

Why did you pause?

I didn't pause. Because that was a
rhetorical question.

I said yes.

We have people coming in like 30
seconds, so you've got to not pause when

that question.

I didn't pause.

Now you're pausing.

Okay, well, if you're having second
thoughts... It was just a pause.

He admits pausing. Okay, well, you're
the most exhausting person that was ever

birthed. Do not come in the house.

Come on.

I'd probably knock out this wall.

This load -bearing wall?

Oh!

This is my brother, Taylor.

Hello. Hi, closer. Come on. Yeah, why
don't we go look in the main room, okay?

Okay. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor,
Taylor!

And as you can see, this room is big
enough to fit a California king.

So, let's see.

Sir? Sorry, Amber has... Okay, well,
it's fine.

We'll try again at three.

Yeah.

You did this.

Hey, how was your day? I never got in
trouble again.

What?

What?

What even is all that?

Tentacles. Let me see.

Okay, go to the bathroom and wash it
off. We already tried at school.

Well, clearly not hard enough. But
first, bring me all your art supplies.

Why? Because I'm going to take them for
the rest of the week.

What? Okay, no, I'm going to take them
for the rest of the week day. That's not

fair. What's not fair is people thinking
the wrong thing about you. I don't care

what... people think of me. Oh, well,
you should.

No, I didn't mean that.

You know what I meant.

Why is my notebook brown?

Okay, look.

I had to clean up everybody's room
before the showing today, and I

spilt coffee everywhere.

Did you look at it?

Why did you pause?

Oh, come on. You looked at it? Sweetie.
You gave me your coffee.

You still have my...

Do you even know what it means to give
someone your covenant?

Do you?

Aunt Liz is here to show the house, so
we've got to get in the van.

What are you doing?

I found chalk in the closet.

Is that of me?

Wow.

You drew that very fast.

Eiders.

Eiders. They're taking your stuff.

Mm. My stuff.

Your phone, your coffee mug, your
fingernails, your eyeballs.

I got it. I got it.

Do you know what I miss?

You used to bring me all this stuff.

Like, every ten minutes, you'd walk into
my room and bring me 18 new things

you'd drawn.

You're just throwing them away.

One second.

Is that mold?

No, that's not mold. That's a child's
art project, right? Because it's taped

the wall. I don't know. I know. I'm
sorry.

He doesn't come with the house.

You know.

Would you ask him if that's mold? Not
mold.

All right.

Okay.

Petahari.

Yep.

Super Lion.

Hmm?

What do you have in the time of his
life?

Um... Dave.

Dave. Dave Z?

He's sleeping.

Dave who is sleeping? Woody.

Wyatt Force.

Remember that?

Here.

You have every right to be mad at me.

You really do. I'm so, so sorry I looked
at your book. I really am.

But do not tell me that I don't treasure
every single thing you've ever made for

me. Every single thing.

You have to promise not to freak out.

I won't forget.

I won't.

This is the blood eater.

It eats blood and pukes the blood back
onto people.

Okay.

This is the tattler.

It tells the blind one where you are so
it can come kill you.

Hmm, okay.

These are stabadons.

Hmm. They swoop down and stab you in the
face.

And you've seen this one.

Oh, yeah.

It's an old family favorite.

I see you colored it in.

Do you think it made it less scary?

Oh, no. No, you don't have to worry
about that.

No, no, no.

Oh, come on.

I couldn't find a picture of it, so I
had to draw it how I remembered.

Yeah.

Well, you did a good job.

And all this.

You're incredibly creative.

Here's the thing, okay?

I think life is all about balancing the
good and the bad, you know? So, like,

look, if you don't...

If you don't carry the good with you
too, then it's just going to make the

stronger.

No, no, no, no. I'm not saying get rid
of the bad.

I'm just saying you might want to
include a little bit of the good.

That's it.

What are you doing?

I just want to add a couple things.

Okay, that's my only copy. Now you're
drawing.

All right.

Okay, what's that?

Snake toes.

Snake toes. In case people don't die
when he crushes them. Yeah, that tracks.

That's smart.

Dude!

Hey, do you want a sandwich?

In a second.

Are those bombs, Asher?

What are you doing here?

Why do you have them all? I don't. Yes,
you do. It's right there.

I don't have it. Never stop.

Never stop.

Give me

a

notebook. No. Don't risk the water.

Did Daddy leave?

Oh, it's ruined.

Did Daddy leave?

So, guys.

I think we got robbed. What are you
doing over there?

Working. Did you at least call this in
first?

The next thing I was going to do.

I think people really break in just to
steal office supplies.

Ruler's all out.

Where are you going?

No, thank you.

Hey -oh!

New day, new day.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

My goodness.

Ah!

Look at that light.

All right.

Let's go.

Amber?

Hey, Rex. What are you doing? Did you
sleep in there the whole night?

I heard tapping on my window.

Tapping?

What kind of tapping?

Like scratching.

Oh, well, it's probably just a bird or a
squirrel, sweetheart.

What in the... Well, maybe it's just
bird poop

or something.

Sick bird.

Let's get dressed. Come on. The bus is
on its way. Come on.

What were you doing out there? None of
your business.

All of my business.

I'm telling you everything.

Did you just lick my hand?

That's disgusting.

We'll talk about it on the bus.

No, we'll talk about it now.

No. We're going to talk it over on the
bus.

Hey, Jack.

Hey, Jack.

Hey, Amber, can you tell Miss Thompson
to hold the bus for just a second?

Um, hey, is everything okay?

Yeah, why?

Well, I mean, I know I've been walking
through some stuff with Amber lately,

you might not feel like I'm really
available to you.

Yeah, I know. It's fine.

But I am, and I don't want you to be
afraid to come to me with anything.

What is it?

You know Amber's notebook?

Yeah?

I found it in the woods.

Where Mom used to, like, walk.

Yeah? It fixed my phone and put the
special plate back together.

What are you talking about?

We dropped Amber's notebook in it.

And now I'm worried that...

Amber's drawings might be... Yeah?

Alive.

Okay, get on the bus.

What? I'm trying to be real with you,
man.

Who am I? Get on the bus. It only sounds
crazy.

Listen to me.

I love you so much.

And when you're ready to grow up and be
real with me, I'm here, okay?

Go. You're going to be late. Sorry.

Sorry.

Weirdo, I'm not even going to comment on
how disgusting this is, okay?

And how long have you had vines here?
Their roots are growing through the

screen, Taylor.

The people coming this morning are a
sweet, young, fiscally responsible and

incredibly boring couple.

The only way they're not going to love
this place is if some creepy weirdo

busting in every three minutes. Did you
take my mug?

And I swear, Taylor, if you do that, I
will murder you in front of them. What

the hell is this? My mug was right here.
Okay, I'll take care of it. You go.

What about the mask?

You're holding it.

Oh, oh.

Oh, I see you took down... All the
faces? Yeah, because the person that

they would didn't.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Can I actually ask you a question about
the faces?

Yeah.

I noticed that...

Was that intentional?

Yeah, yeah go go go go go go

What were you doing out there?

What was that sound?

Can we talk about this later, please? It
sounded like a roar.

It wasn't a roar. Yes, it was. If it was
a roar, it was probably just a mountain

lion. We don't have mountain lions.

No problem. We do have bobcats, though.

It's probably just a bobcat. It wasn't a
bobcat.

What were you doing out there?

What was that pond?

And what made that roar sound?

A bobcat.

made that war sound.

And the pond was just a pond.

And I was out there doing... My cousin
once saw a bobcat in his living room.

This is a private conversation.

Yeah, on a public bus.

What is that?

Old people music. He's talking about the
blue stuff in the road. Hey guys, get

back in your seats now.

Back in your seats.

We need to leave.

What? Why?

Carol,

it's 92.

Come in. Miss Thompson?

Hey, I just came up here on a wreck on
Madison involving a pickup truck and...

Miss Thompson!

Amber, what is it?

It's not a bobcat.

What?

It's gonna eat us! Shut up!

It's gonna eat us and take our skin!

In that order?

You guys, calm down.

Maybe it's not as scary as it looks.

Are you okay?

Is anyone hurt?

She's dead. We don't know that.

Miss Thompson, are you dead?

She's not going to answer you. Because
that's the signal for dead.

Miss Thompson?

I'm going to check her vital.

What are her vitals? Something only boys
have. Her heartbeat.

Is it one finger or two?

Try three.

I can feel her heartbeat, and I can see
her breathing.

Front door's jammed.

Can we get out the back door?

No. Amber, how do you know that thing?

Leave her alone.

She was saying we need to leave. Stop
screaming.

You're the reason it attacked us in the
first place. How?

You woke him up.

When he beeped the horn.

His name is Dave.

He crushes people.

And it's neat to kill whoever doesn't
die from the crushing.

He used to be sleeping.

You woke him up.

His name is Dave?

How do you make him fall asleep?

I don't know.

How do you make someone fall asleep?

Spit -temp storm.

Lullaby. Hit inside them?

Shut up. I'm helping.

Lullaby.

The other car.

What other car?

Put the door open.

When we got here, he was playing music.

I can make him fall asleep using music.

Where's my phone?

It's not a phone. It's an iPod.

It basically does everything a phone
does except call people.

Bowman, can one of us have a turn?
Almost got it.

Turn it the other way. You're doing it
wrong.

Now pull one of us up.

I'm starting to get why you hate that
kid.

I'm right behind you.

Did something extract?

What is this playlist?

Getting no sleep. Told them that we
going in.

Hello?

Sorry,

you're breaking up. Can you repeat that?

Where's my phone?

Where's my phone?

I think this is the one. Great.

Sorry. I can't find my phone on the
scope trying to call me. I think

might be wrong.

I'll try calling you.

Sorry.

I just saw a spider.

We usually don't have spiders around
here.

Actually, I'm lying. We have a ton of
spiders. We live in the other woods.

Um, you're bleeding.

What?

I'm sorry. Can you elaborate on what you
mean by a ton of spiders?

Taylor.

School just called.

What?

I drew Dave attacking the school bus.

Clearly.

I drew monsters attacking other people,
too.

Like who?

Shoo!

Are you blind?

I would like to go indoors now.

Taylor, Taylor.

Hey, it's Jack. Leave a message and I'll
never listen to it.

Two students are accounted for at a gas
station down the road with just minor

injuries. Are they my kids?

We have Carson Quinn and Demarcus
Davidson.

They said they did witness Jack, Amber
Wyatt, and Bowman Lynch make it off the

bus, but they can't confirm they made it
to the gas station. They're probably

headed home right now. I bet that's
where they're going.

I knew she had something to do with
this.

She's evil. A real -life witch.

I didn't just draw them for you. She
drew them for a bunch of people. Then

they'll see you. What is your deal? Hey,
back off. You back off.

Your sister's a witch, right?

It was Friday I had to save your life,
not mine.

So call her a witch one more time. She's
a witch. Are you for real? You told me

to.

Dr. Lantz said the drawing was the right
thing to do.

Whenever I thought of stuff like that, I
would draw it, and then I wouldn't feel

it anymore.

I promise I didn't want this.

I know how we can get rid of them.

Look, I know you think I'm insane. I'm
processing it. The spider I saw in the

house looked exactly like the one she
drew in her notebook. Well, don't you

think it's possible that she saw one of
those things and that's what gave her

the idea to draw it in the first place?
No, because it was an eyeball with legs.

I saw an eyeball with legs, all right?
When do you see that? And she says it

goes around and steals your personal
belongings and stuff.

Come on. She calls them eiders. I love
her brain. Why would you say that? No,

I'm with you. I'm here. I just, I think
maybe you're being a little crazy right

now.

What are you doing? No, don't do it. I
know

this

cat. What's wrong with you? Don't touch
it. Don't swap me. There's more to this

cat than what it's letting on. Did you
just say there's more to this cat than

what it's letting on? Will you just
trust me on this, please?

Is this your skin condition?

There was more to the cat. I told you.
Shut up.

Amber drew that?

Just the horrifying parts.

Huh.

She's working through some stuff.

What

kind

of stuff?

It needs to be a weapon.

Something that can kill them all at
once. A huge gun. No, a small gun.

No. Run, Smuggler! Stop talking! I'm
helping!

This needs to be something that we can
throw into the pot. That will instantly

kill all the monsters, but only the
monsters at once.

Like slash kill at E.

Slash what at who?

Slash kill at sign E. It's from
Minecraft.

You put type equals and whatever you
want to kill in the brackets, and it

all the entities of that type.

Like the one -hit obliterator. I don't
think that's how the one -hit

works. You guys are nerds. You just
referenced Zelda!

It's a good idea.

But you should do it.

Amber, we need drawings that started
this.

And maybe it's what will end it.

This is what will end it.

That's just a huge gun.

With a bunch of smaller guns. Give me
the marker. No. Give me the marker. No.

Why are you like... Just give me the
marker.

You are the worst person... That poor
girl is never going to want to draw

anything ever again.

That's always kind of been her thing,
right?

What? Drawing.

All kids like to draw. Yeah, but has she
always been so... Dark?

I was going to say creative.

Creative, yes. Dark, no. You know, ever
since... Since what?

Okay, listen.

Did you know what we just experienced
back there? Can you just help me focus

getting my kids, please?

You have a hard time saying her name.

Amber? Allie.

Okay, sure. I'm preserving my energy.

Do the kids ever say her name?

They call her Mom, Liz.

Mm -hmm.

Do you ever talk about her?

No, I don't.

Would they if they wanted to?

Liz, come on. You took all the pictures
off the wall? You kind of made the house

look like she never existed? Do you
think that might have something to do

all this pent -up emotion?

No, I don't, actually. Come on, open up,
dumbass.

Open up, dumbass? Is that what you just
said?

Do you think that any of this stuff
might be related?

No, I don't. Taylor. Of course it's
related.

Of course it is.

It's 500 % related, and there's nothing
I can do about it. Nothing.

The only thing I can focus on is getting
past it. Getting past this.

Getting past that. What the hell is
that?

That's too far away to be a threat,
right?

I know we're supposed to be scared of
it, but it's kind of beautiful, don't

think?

A bunch of these you drew for me. Did I
do something to?

You got me in trouble with Miss
Thompson.

You hide my pencil box every day.

I know what you're talking about. You
sit behind me and pull my hair, then try

to tell me it was a bird. It was a bird.
You convinced Mrs. Sanchez to name the

class hamster after me so you could
announce the class every time Amber

Okay, that one's pretty good. You called
me an orphan.

That was a compliment.

What? Everyone cool is an orphan.

Spider -Man, Batman, Superman, all the
Avengers.

Not Hulk.

Have we ever seen Hulk's parents?

Where are they? At their house. A
haunted house. Usually when someone

you like this, Amber, it means they're
secretly in love with you.

Really? Because I think it means they're
a creep. Do you actually want bad

things to happen to me?

See those things kill me and cut me in
half?

Like the one you drew on the bus?

I wasn't cutting you in half. I was
stabbing you really hard in the stomach.

That's not better. Okay.

We put this in the pond, and all the
monsters should be wiped out instantly.

It looks like a butt.

No, it doesn't. See?

Those are the legs, and that's the butt.
You're the butt.

All right.

You guys ready?

No. I don't want to do this. I have to
go to the bathroom. You couldn't have

gone before we put all the stuff on? I
didn't have to go then. Now I have to go

too. Oh, my.

How much pee is actually in you?

Dude, just use the one in my dad's
bedroom. End of the hall.

Get off of me! Get off of me!

this house by now?

Have you ever tried to open this window?

I don't have to go to the bathroom
anymore.

Amber!

Jack!

Jack!

I'll call the police, Tara.

Come on.

Amber, are you okay?

Amber, are you okay?

Are you crying because it hurts or
because monster just stole everything

want?

Amber, come on.

Just give me a second.

We don't really have a second.

Amber, come on.

Amber, we don't have time for this. Are
you hurt or can you keep going?

I need you right now, Amber.

I can't do this alone.

And especially if you're fighting me on
everything.

Stop! Let go of me! Shut up for one
second!

Let go of me! You never shut up! You
just keep talking and talking and

orders at us and making us follow your
plans!

Did you just throw Mom's ashes in your
backpack?

What was that?

You were taking her to the pond, right?

To finish what you tried to do last
night?

To bring her back?

What do you think is gonna happen, Jack?

Are you just gonna bring Mom home and
say, surprise?

Well, that's dark. And then what?

I'll feel better?

I keep getting in trouble for trying to
fix stuff.

Yes, you would feel better.

We all would.

Amber actually noticed before you did.

She drew Ali's tattoo, that butterfly,
in her notebook, and she had to do it by

memory.

There's no reference of it in the house.

I took him down the night after she died
and put him in a suitcase because...

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm here. I'm here.

Okay?

Okay.

Thank you.

They're sending two officers over.
They'll be here in 15 minutes.

Amber asked me the other night if they
were orphans. Jeez.

Yeah, right? That's what they're
throwing at me.

Are they?

Yes. It's like FIFO movies every day out
of nowhere. No, are they orphans?

What? What? No.

I'm right here. I'm alive.

I know you're alive.

What if they've got to be called
something? What are they called? Why do

have to be called something? Don't look
it up. Don't look it up. Don't look it

up. Mom, Dad.

They're called maternal orphans. Okay,
so they are called orphans.

Sorry.

And Amber abbreviated it to morphin.

I mean...

Jack and I were so surprised that she
even had a sense of humor. She's had no

sense of humor lately.

And so Jack tried to recreate it. He
took it too far.

She broke the special plates.

Do you want to hear my two cents on all
this? No, I don't. OK, I'm going to tell

you. I think you should stop worrying so
much about the girl who's drawing

pictures of her pain and worry a little
bit more about the boys who are ignoring

theirs.

Tapping.

No, no, there are doors, Taylor.

you

This one you drew.

Bowman, chill out. You're too loud.

You chill out. That thing isn't after
you. It's after me.

I'm the one she drew with it cutting me
in half.

It's dabbing you really hard through the
stomach.

Dabbing me really hard through the
stomach?

She doesn't want you.

She wants everyone.

Anything that can die.

All she wants is death.

Is that why it's drawing more monsters?

It's drawing more monsters because
that's what she does.

It's basically you, right?

How many of those things do you think
it's drawn?

Is that how you see yourself?

I'm thinking like a million, right? That
thing looks nothing like you.

You're not like that. You're smart.
You're funny. You care about people.

You're not an evil person just because
you drew some evil pictures.

And anyone who thinks that is stupid.

And deserve to be cut in half.

It stabbed really hard through the
stomach.

Listen to me.

You also drew this.

That looks more like you.

Thanks for the sword, by the way.

It's the diamond sword.

What? From Minecraft.

That's the diamond sword?

Mm -hmm.

When did you draw this? Isn't the
diamond sword supposed to be blue? Who

She drew a green. Then it's not the
diamond sword.

It's the emerald sword. Like a while
ago.

Stop saying that that thing is you. It's
not.

It's just a thing you drew.

That's it.

And that's the emerald sword.

Will you shut up about the sword,
please? I will not. I am very right

this.

We should get out of these woods.

Wait, what?

We're done. I should have never tried to
fix this in the first place. It's a

whole reason all this happened. Do you
know what I've been through today?

Yes. I almost died in a bus crash.

A blind monster tried to eat me. We were
there for all of this.

Use my flamethrower.

Wait. Give me those.

You ruined everything.

You peed your pants twice.

We've been indoors most of the day. Even
if we did use the flamethrower, we

don't have a weapon anymore.

Use mine.

Why'd you bring that?

For this exact situation.

And also, I want to frame it.

That's not going to wipe them all out at
once.

Then we draw a new one.

We can't. Why not?

Yes, we do.

She was pulling Sharpies and paper out
of that backpack.

We could use those to draw a new butt
and put it straight into the pond.

We really need to stop calling it a
butt. We're fine with it being a butt.

It was never a butt. We just need to get
her away from the pond.

I can do that.

This is a bad idea. We don't know how
fast she can run. But I know how fast I

can run.

How fast?

Lightning speed.

By the time she catches me, you have
butt 2 .0 in the pond, and she'll be

still. What if it doesn't work?

We're doing this.

Just make sure it works.

How are you going to get it to stay
still?

By doing what I do best.

Being huge people.

That was supposed to be a whistle.

I never tried to do it that loud before.

I'm normally a very good whistler.

That's not lightning speed.

Draw whatever you want.

I don't care.

Get it in the font.

Who the hell are you?

Where are my kids?

Who are your kids? Amber and Jack.

I'm not afraid of you.

You're just a thing I drew.

She also drew this.

You want to be my girlfriend?

What? Wow, my uncle can get a free movie
ticket.

No! That's cool. No worries.

Where'd you find that?

It was, uh, still in my pocket.

No, before.

Where'd you find that before?

I did my arms in the pond to save Jack.
Then he saved me with the diamond sword

by chopping Evil Amber's arm off. It was
amazing.

Every part of that was horrifying.

I think I know what you're about to do.

Before you do it, please hear me out.

I know you miss Mom.

I miss her, too. I miss her so much.

And I have done a terrible job of
letting you guys see how much.

This whole time, I thought we had to fix
Amber.

But Amber was the only one doing what
we're supposed to be doing.

Not running from the pain.

Not covering it up.

But feeling it.

I let you down, man.

That never gave us time to hurt.

And because you're you, because you're
thoughtful, because you're

you felt the need to fix it.

That's not your responsibility, man.

All you needed to...

I'm sorry.

She's gone.

What did we do?

I'm sorry.

you

Jack

Sup Orphan. Sup people.

Thank you.

Thank you.