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So far in the series: I'm going to
iron my tracksuit and take some off.

Well...
can I see you tonight?

Why not.

So you live here?
I am a mature person.

I am interested in a serious relationship.
- I want to find a place for Tanyusha.

Somewhere here near me.
- But don't you understand a word at all?

The only thing I can offer you
is communication. Friendly, at most.

Friend Thomas.

Shall I speak in front of him?
- Speak, he is deaf.

Deaf?
- Yes, since childhood.

So I don't know exactly how to start,
but it seems to me,

that you are not indifferent to Tanya.
- You're tired of her, aren't you?

No, that is, yes. He decided to take
his things from Slav.

She called him, they talked for an hour,
then they argued for an hour,

and finally she cried for an hour.
And then I soothe her for two hours.

In the morning a car came with her things
and dropped them off at the entrance.

So what, do you need movers?
- We won't collect so much luggage at home.

But you see, Tanya doesn't want us
to help her.

She said she would be fine on her own.
Now she sits in front of the entrance alone.

With your luggage. There are hours upon hours.
- Sure.

Svetik, what do I have to do with this?
We are just friends, "hello - hello".

And so we pass each other.
- You are very stupid, Oleg.

What?
- Get up, did you hear everything?

Now call Psyche and jump
into "Gazelle" - kata. I am going to take a shower.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
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Audio translation and subtitles kotaraka_eek
"The Sloths" 2015

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What a couple you are. Are you baking?
The one, go for a walk.

Catch pigeons in the dump
and make soup out of them.

I like. Clean, cozy.
I would put the kitchen here.

You can wash right there,
behind the substation.

And you'll pee right on the sofa. It's happening.
- Did Lev tell you?

No, someone else told me.
- The world?

Actually, you can go,
I'll take care of myself.

Yes. Then to return the bum. A bum?
- Don't.

No need. I almost found someone
who could put it all away.

But I don't know where.
- Sim salabim, gazelle appeared.

Please, madam.

"Foma Service", only for its own people.

I have no words. That's all very well,
but really where are we going to put all of this?

Tanyusha, in the gym.
What else can we use it for, huh?

Uncle Thomas, help me.
- Yeah right. I'm helping you a lot anyway.

I can throw the table
and carry it that way.

Come on, live.
After you, madam.

Welcome.

It's raining, can we talk?
- Yes, I have not ended our friendship.

I have always felt a spiritual connection.

I had to share it with someone.
I've been texting with a dude for a whole week now.

Our relationship is kind of weird.
He is bigger than me.

Sure. He has a wife, grown children,
a lifestyle, a routine.

And suddenly meets Lolita?
- It's raining, I'll stop telling you.

Okay.
- We went on a date.

But we didn't even kiss.
And now we are only on SMS.

But we write to each other all the time. Imagine,
he likes the same things I do.

He writes me such romantic things.
- Everything is clear.

The diagnosis is "friend zone".
- Please? What nonsense is this?

He must have told you that you were dating.
He called you "his girl".

He actually calls me "baby",
is that like "my girl"?

It's more like "I don't remember your name".
Excuse me, but I'm going to break the illusion.

He is a typical "What's up-er". You and I
are more of a couple than you are.

You see, a big boy
can't do without physical contact.

Now what? I like it very much.

I don't want to be just friends with him.
- Well...

Relax and do nothing.
No one has escaped the "friend zone" yet .

Trust me.
- I have an idea. Look,

"Gazelle" - my cat is very bad.
I barely make ends meet with her.

This aunt's luggage is about 10 thousand.
We sell most, keep some

in the bus and we disappear.
- You serious!?

I thought I wouldn't make anything
out of this strip bar, and then

this bald monitor appeared.
- The bald lizard is my uncle.

I kill a man for him, do you understand?
- Sure. Sure. Whatever you say.

I just suggested.
- Grab the other side quickly.

To be honest,
it was just in time.

As always, right? If
you have problems, Foma is always there.

Always nearby.
- I don't even know how to thank you.

As much as you think I deserve.
- Thank you.

Great, thanks".
- Many thanks.

OK, what thanks do you want?
Then I'll give you money.

Tanya, don't act crazy.
Do you want it that way?

I take a step towards you, and you
take at least a tiny step towards me.

Okay. I think you and I
can be friends.

Great, they promoted Foma.

It's good, I have to mark it.
- OK! Fine.

What do you want?
- Let's start with a wish?

You are modest. May I guess what it is?

Do not worry. It's not erotic.

Hello. Where did you get lost?
Every morning I wait for you to write to me.

Where am I lost? I can't write
that my hands became like those of a gorilla.

Sorry, baby, I've got work to do.
Only the thought of you strengthens me.

I'm thinking about you too. By the way,
I'm wearing your jacket. Don't you need it?

Just to get my hands on your money.

Let it keep you warm
while I'm gone.

Let it keep you warm while
I'm not by your side.

Do you want to come to my place tonight?
I'm freezing.

At last. I thought that was the end,
I waited a whole week.

No problems.

Then I'll be waiting for you at 9.

Psych, imagine, I made
a wish from Tanya.

Good for you.
- Yes, but I don't know what to wish for.

Let's skip the friendship thing
and go Happily Ever After.

What are you wondering? Ask her for a
happy ending massage straight away.

It's early, early. And why are you packing your
colorful, old-fashioned shirts?

You are old fashioned.

I found the ones
who gave you the accommodation.

No way.

Come on, sign the contract that you'll
walk around the pylon until tomorrow.

Come on, quick.
- Well well.

I understand you have a vacancy
now? You are my friend right?

It can be said.
- Friend, give me the accommodation.

So, please.
- Foma, but you have no limits.

By taking Tanyuha there, I will fulfill
both her desire and mine. Two in one.

Please?
- What? I found her a place to stay.

She will be very grateful.
And from there, you can figure it out yourself.

He won't agree.
There is a bad aura there.

And I don't think he'll be back
there again.

I'm tired of living with you already.
- Move into my room if you want.

There's a huge bed in it, and I'll be
lying here on the couch. Please.

Come on. Alexey Alekseevich?
- Okay, okay.

I see you're pretty tanned. Only
you will name your son after me.

You are scary.
- But I will lay mine, the patterned ones. clear?

Leh, if you want, curtains and beds.

My skin is very delicate.

What are you doing? Casanova furniture?

Make a hole in the ball
and have fun with it.

You will not touch Tanya's things!
- While I downloaded and transferred everything,

something grabbed my back and I was moving it.
- Did you move it? Well done, new address.

You put everything in the bus and drive it
here. A familiar apartment,

you won't mess it up. clear?
- No, Uncle Thomas, not today. Tomorrow,

the day after tomorrow, but not today,
I have an important meeting, no way.

Look now, I'll pretend
I heard "Yes, Uncle Thomas, yes.

Now I'll load everything in a hurry
and take it where you say.

Because I don't have a place to live
and I'm going to work off my rent."

Let's pretend you said it.

Don't worry, Tanyusha, we've put everything away,
in a safe place.

Thank you so much, I can't even
concentrate in class because of them.

Relax, everything is fine.
Elvira will ask: "What is this?".

And I'll tell her it's a new workout.
Couch Jumping,

somersault through refrigerator.
So I'll pick you up at 8.

And we go, someone has
to fulfill a wish

What shut up? Don't be afraid,
you'll love it.

Are you tired bro?

Let's go.

Why are we coming to this apartment again?
- Everything is different now.

Everything is in order, contract, protocol,
stamps. New lock and owner.

I did not understand?
- We bet on a wish, didn't we?

My desire is for you to be the owner.
- I won't be the owner here, Oleg.

And I won't live here. End.
- What are these things, Tanya?

You have a serious problem, I am stepping
in as a friend and colleague.

And you just don't, don't. You don't know anything else.
Did you want to start a new life?

He wanted to. To that, start
saying yes. Say it at least once.

Yes? Say, Dimas?

What accident with the luggage?

I'll be right over.
- You are so sure

that you immediately brought my luggage here?
- Yes.

And what happened to them?
- Nothing, he said they don't have anything.

At most they scratched something.

He's already two hours late. He is not answering
my calls and texts.

Sasha, I don't want to tell you
that I was right.

But apply this thought to
all our conversations.

You think he won't come?
- Of course. Because he wants you to

only one. Write to him.
If you want, come to our place.

I have prepared potato meatballs.
- Thanks for the offer,

but i'm not in the mood
OK Bye.

What happened?
- My stuff?

Ah, you nit Batayska.
- What is my fault?

Your bus is so shitty.
About to bury your nephew.

And you!? Now I'm going to smear
your face.

What are you calling me? My bus burned down,
it was feeding me.

Tanya's things were in this little bag.
- Because of them, the whole thing burned down.

That's all we managed to save.
- I told you he was overloaded.

Tanyusha, everything is fine there.
Most of all this...

the elastics of the pants are burnt.
The lamp is fine, see.

There are still many undamaged things.
- Wait, don't go there again, please.

Let them burn, don't go there. Fuck them.
- Why? Did he fight with Slav because of them?

He kept them like his eyes.
- They've been pulling me down so far.

They wouldn't let me in. I'm already relieved,
even my tears are of joy.

Let them burn, big deal.

Is the
apartment offer still valid?

Of course. Are we going?
- We're going.

Jump, Tanyusha, jump.

Did I tell you we'll sweep them easily?

OK, give me my share.

If there's something there,
like you don't like his aura,

we may call a priest to consecrate it.

But this part will go without me.
Allele - amale.

I don't like these things.
- Me too. Won't you stay?

No. I'm smart. I learned my lesson.
Friends and colleagues there this.

Swat - brother. You come to me.

I'm so glad it all burned down.
- This - yes.

Okay, come on.
- Yes, wait.

Now, now. It will now.

Let's try to be on top.
- OK, go ahead.

It is OK.
- Shall we try again?

I really liked all this.
- Or maybe we're in a bit of a hurry.

No, Tanyusha. It's the first time it's happened to me.
- Me too.

But there is nothing.
Out of excitement and...

I got nervous about it with this luggage.

Do you want to while... he wonders.

To give you pleasure
with improvised means?

No, no problem, take it easy.

What is this luck then.

Sorry, baby. I drove the devil
out of hell to come to you.

It's not too late, right?
- No.

Is everything okay baby?
- Yes.

I like everything very much, keep it up.

No, wait a minute.
It will not work this way.

If you're doing it for me,
there's no need.

For me, sex is not the most important thing.
You're my girl, that's what matters.

I'll wait as long
as I have to.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

My colleagues gave it to me
for my birthday.

Weird humor.

So what? Will I live?

You will live, yes.

You don't have any interference,
as you yourself noticed.

Everything works without error.
- Only with a finger in the ass, otherwise not?

Your physiology is normal,
all the work is in the psyche.

It is mostly due to stress, nerves
and desperation on the part of women.

It only sucks sometimes, right?
- Yes, you can say that.

So I'm to understand that I'm here
to understand that the problem is in the head?

And I have to pay you now?
- I can add other things.

Very funny.