All language subtitles for Fizruk.S02E07.SATRip.[www.Riper.AM].bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series: Because of you, I risk,
I go against my girl.

So you and Alyona are together again?
Oddly.

Where is the justice?
Let her go, Big Mac.

You look like a beautiful girl,
but you walk like an owl.

Offer me a more serious job,
pay back the debt and let's finish.

There is a "dead" job.
Will you be able to revive her?

The home is yours. Take it.
- 900. Got it? 900 thousand.

I'll give them back to you, dammit.

Would you like a coffee, I made two
out of habit and for Marina?

What, brother, are you going to play Tetris?

Do you remember the one
who drove us to the base?

I want to find his phone,
I want to talk to him.

What is this naphthalene base for you?
Alexey Alekseevich asked.

I'll push whoever you say.
- Will you be able to do it with Lena?

No. Not her.

Strong bitch, you can't push her.
- Enough, Psych, everyone has weaknesses.

You just have to find out where they are.
- Oh no, Lena is...

clever old lady. She won't show you
where her weak spots are.

You need to talk to people
who have contact points with her.

Box for example.
- Is that him?

He took my merjana last time.
- Big deal.

Make a gesture to him.
This always helps with conversations.

You're right.
- No, leave it, I'll play.

Take it to the kitchen if you don't want it.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
27 series

Audio translation and subtitles by
kotaraka_eek and Zmeyw

Sasha, forgive me.

I have loved only you
and I still love you.

Everything will be fine...

Enjoy watching!

Since when do you have a mustache?

I always have,
I know you like them.

It's hard to be in isolation.

This Chinese torture of silence
can drive a person crazy.

If you want, we can start
our communication from scratch. Hello.

My name is Valentine.
- Hello. Sasha.

So we can be friends again.
- Wait, we just met.

Sure.

Cute...

dimples.

Hi, Lame.
- Hello.

Sit down.

You look good.
Debt helps you, I see.

What is this now?
- Fly, 22 inches.

A small gesture from a pure heart.
- So you want to tell me

that I can't buy tires?
- No, I don't need them anymore.

I resigned myself. And you enjoy it,
Kutz, ride it. It's from the soul.

Okay, but let him carry them in the trunk.
- Okay. Dimas,

put them in the trunk.
Come on, you won't break.

Thomas, why did you come? Problems with Lena?
- Doesn't it stress you somehow,

to be under a woman. So to speak
working with an aunt?

No, brother, Lena is not an aunt.
- And what is it?

Elena Andreevna is a financial genius.

You know? An unbreakable scheme.

What is this scheme?

Well, Thomas, has life
taught you nothing?

You're digging everywhere.
- I? No.

At least not for me, for a friend.
Psycho...

divorces his wife. He's getting a divorce
and he's suffering a lot, you know?

Psycho goes psycho. Still, he has to
keep his money somehow.

You are right here.

Okay, so today Lena
is having a charity night.

We are
in close cooperation with the safe fund.

In a sense, we work together.
So bring Psyche.

Just dress him more appropriately.
- Yes.

Holy shit, smart machine. I'm going to break it
anyway, but I'm going to eat first.

What about you? Is your uncle confusing you?

Ami yes, from time to time.
Chicho Psycho?

Can I go to your strip club tonight ?

Just like that, to dissolve?
- Let the goat into the beds...

Everyone there is serious,
business people with tutus.

What do you think you put in the girls'
panties? Are you drooling?

Get outside, shake off the dust
and give it a little shine.

Uncle Psych, please,
I don't deal with such things.

I have principles. Now I'm going to iron
my tracksuit and take some off.

Hey, the three heroes,
I have a task for each of you.

Psycho, no, Dimas, you go to school
and there this...

take a few hours for me.
But no nonsense and no groping,

especially the teachers.
- And my personal life, when to rest.

Are you crazy. In Moscow, people rest
only in the subway with their eyes closed.

Liver, come on, son. Psycho,

I have a task for you too.

Enough with this Lena.
Do you want to mess me up again?

I'm not messing with you. Bean job,
you come, hang around and go.

Do you have anything without vegetables on it?
- No. I only wear such, worn out.

You better tell me what
I should talk to this Lena?

You will tell her that you have to hide
one million BGN from your wife.

Are you crazy? Where will I find them?
- Don't act stupid, Alekseevich.

It won't get to the money. I want
to understand the money laundering scheme.

What do you need to know?
- I want to know how the mutts work.

There's no way I won't screw them up, if I find out
and tell them, they'll bury it themselves.

Don't treat
my precious things like that.

I don't understand something, where is my driver?
Did I tell you to be punctual?

I changed tires. And what's the point of
just riding, I'll come

and you will immediately send me somewhere.
So tell me straight up where I should go?

Look at it, you busybody. Okay.
I want you to pick up a child from the airport

and bring him here. Will you make it?
- Somehow.

Just text me the address. Come on.

Followed by his address.

And you continue like this for 45 minutes.
- Basically, we kick physically.

Football is a sport for fools and this
is an exercise for warriors.

By smashing the plates,
you won't feel anything.

Let's live it up. I see everything.

Good boy. "Uncle Oleg, Uncle Oleg",
a well-mannered child.

I fed him, he ate three portions.
Your illegitimate child.

Take him to the dressing room.
- I can do it too, what?

Good boy.
- Yes, Thomas, I am speechless.

You learned to talk,
you get the job done.

If it's for children,
I can take them by bus.

Really, I love kids
and I can drive a bus.

Okay, that's it for today. You are free.
- Can I stay here?

To walk around a bit, to look around.
- Okay, stay, but behave yourself,

if you understand this word.
- No problems. In 96,

we organized a beauty contest,
everything was at the highest level.

And the jury was the most demanding,
there were no problems.

Psycho, what are you doing?
why do you drink

One thing, for peace of mind, I'm nervous.
- I'm nervous too,

but I don't pour like a plum.

what are you wearing
- What is it? Did you say something black?

We can hide it with napkins.
- Hello friends.

Go, Elena Andreevna is waiting for you.

Brother, don't worry.
- That's enough, what's up.

Bravo to Elena Andreevna.
Nice party.

And people are intelligent.

Listen, Lame, this fund,

it's some kind of scheme, isn't it?
- What?

I'm not stupid, the money supposedly goes
to the fund, otherwise it gets laundered, right?

Thomas, you are really stupid, all
the money goes to the house.

Here the work is completely different.
Your money heals the children.

When you put your money up there,
the more you put in,

the greater percentage He gives you back.

I am at such an age that
I should already invest in my soul.

Sure.

Girls, don't you want to be
models, I see you have potential?

You have everything. Is there a casting today?
- Tia speaks them to the first graders.

We don't like these.
- Wait, why? Let's try.

Okay, come on, go.

Which class?
- First.

Hello.

Hello.
- Hello.

And you are?
- The one, remember the piercing?

When you protected me, remember?
Behind the school.

Well done to you, you removed the iron
and now it's better.

What are you doing here?
- I came to you.

Just kidding.
I'm just helping a friend.

Sure.

You know, I wanted to thank you
for then.

No problem.
The warrior does not leave the weak.

Well then...see you tonight?

Why not.
- Great, give me your number.

What happened?
- I was talking to this Lena, fuck her.

He has such a hard, penetrating
look. Like Marina's.

At first, he didn't believe me at all
that I had 1 million BGN, but then,

of course we agreed. No anger.
- Did you understand what the scheme is?

Yes, we just have to figure it out.

What is this now?
- No, it's a tomato. Turn over.

So, there are various companies
out there. Caimans, Shaimani.

This is where Cyprus is. This is the trust.
- Trust. It says trust.

Yes, yes. Here with these arrows,
it indicates what goes where, I think.

And here, with this cross marked,
this is you.

Why?
- How so why?

Does the school only take money from you?
- Yes.

Bitch, fox cunning.

Okay, we'll include the Yurikovs as well,
we'll get to know each other quietly.

And Anton Kasov.
- I'm telling you, otherwise she's smart.

We're going to a cafe, right?
- No, we've already arrived.

We're just walking around, patrolling the area,
but if you get cold, say so.

I'll keep you warm.
- No, no problem.

Tell me, what do you do?
I am a student, as you know.

I want to start my own business.
Here's what I think

that another time will soon come,
our time.

Some lived, now it's our turn.
- You have an interesting position.

I'm king of all positions, I can
show you a few if you don't believe me.

I believe, I believe.
You must live near here, right?

Well, yes, for rent.

Let's go to our place if you want. Shall
we find something to do, a movie for example?

It might not be a movie.
We have many options.

You know, I have homework to do.

Well, let's walk a little more.
Shall we go to the swings?

I'm not dressed appropriately.
- C'mon, c'mon.

Lenochka, I just want one second,
one.

Come in.

The answer to all questions is no. Bye!
- You are very nice to me.

Wait, don't be in such a hurry.
If I were you, I'd listen to the guy.

However, this is not about me,
it's about you.

Very interesting. You have my attention.
- Just what miracles happen here, eh?

We heal people by ordination only.
get up, legless

and go.
- Don't overdo it with the champagne.

Laugh, you'll laugh later.
You think I can't see?

You should have thought sooner
when you sent me about the supposed invalid.

Right.
- Yes, you are right, Thomas.

No man can deceive you.
- What were you thinking?

Did you figure it out yourself?
- Two and two is four, I figured.

There are the guests, here is Seryozha,
there he is sitting, here he is eating on his stomach.

He walks and laughs. I have a business
proposal for you - I forget everything,

and you set me free It works, huh?
- Tempting.

But I can't do it,
you have become very precious to me…

associate.
- If you don't find the party,

who else can do it?
Let's say even me.

I will come out to tell.
The mutts will understand that their money,

honestly stolen, they don't go
to your fund, nor to children's souls,

and right in your pocket.
- You know what I think?

You won't. You wouldn't do
that to a poor, defenseless woman.

It's hot.

You know when you exercise

you need to warm up first.

Or let's say like foreplay,
before sex.

A man's body should be...
durable.

Can you see?

Strong men.
- I see.

Can you feel?
- I feel it.

But it's not the hardest part
of my body.

There is more...

abdominal Press.

Dim, I really have to go.

What is wrong?
- This is not how I imagined our meeting.

More romantic, as it were. OK goodbye.
- Stop, tell me what's up, I want to know.

I don't know you, I'm improvising somehow.

Come on, offer you something too.

OK, let's try.
- Let's go.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
All who are in this hall today,

they have a big heart
and they don't care…

Bro, when you're blackmailing someone,
you don't act like that. let's disappear

before it's too late.
- No, he said it on purpose, to think about it.

To think she doesn't care, but I
'm no fool, I know how important it is.

... Serozha.

Seryozha Berev.
- Let the show begin.

Seryozha believes in herself,
she believes in all of us.

Seryozha, do you want to say something?
- Wants, wants, wants.

Now he will say to himself, he will say to himself,
then he will sing. Hello friends.

Guys with fat wallets.

I'm giving you one last chance.

OK, here we go.

Friends, where do you think
you came from?

To a charity fund?
No, friends, you've come to the circus.

You probably think that your money
is going to people who are in need.

Not so, friends, here you are.
It's all parliament.

And this friend, the redhead, probably
dyed, is also for parlam.

Think he can't walk?
He walks - no, he even runs.

Want to see? Welcome.
Come on, Seryozha.

The concert is over, get up.
Get up, get up.

Get up, son, come on.
OK, I'll help you.

So friends, are you ready?

Ain, zwai, dray.
Look, a miracle.

Seryozha is...
a good actor.

Or it will when he grows up. Come on,
get up, I saw you in the morning, didn't I?

Get up I tell you.

You already know that I like to walk
around Moscow in the evening.

Me too.

I played in a band, I didn't play, I sang.
I sang a song.

Cool, I'd listen to you sing.
Your voice is very sexy.

No, a regular voice.
- I'm telling you. I'm a musician too.

Right? What do you play?
- Yes.

I play with rhymes and juggle words.

Rap, freestyle, the voice of the street.
Can I order you something, huh?

Lets hear.
- The next rhyme, about the lady beautiful.

Your eyes are literally stars in the sky,
your smile - the key to me.

Trust the boy. Come to me,
honey, take my sex appeal.

We will love each other tenderly and roughly.
- Very romantic.

Wait, let's stop for a moment,
my legs are already hurting.

Let me go, I'm heavy.
- Well, you're like a feather.

Okay, enough, let me go. We have arrived.

So you live here?

Yes.

Not bad.

She was very unusual tonight.

But I liked everything. More the second
part than the first.

Sanya, don't. Stop, wait.

I'm not one to kiss
back and forth.

A kiss means a lot to me, and if
it doesn't mean a lot to you, we're not meant to be.

That's right, it means a lot to me too.

Then let's take our time.
I am a mature person.

I am interested in a serious relationship,
so let's get to know each other better?

Thank you for tonight.

What about the jacket?
- See you again.

Who would think?

They look like two drops of water.

Who would have thought they were twins.
I'll write them down for you next time.

Give the coin to the child.
Let's talk about anxiety.

Are you an idiot? Do you really think I
'm that stupid

that I would use the charity
fund for cover? Like in the 90s?

What am I explaining to you?
- So what, the scheme works.

I get it, you have a plan
to make a complete fool of yourself

and understand it as:
"I'm worthless, let me go aunty".

You will never understand my plans.
- OK, enough, bore me.

No tasks. It's very expensive for me.
- I told you from the beginning.

But you still have to pay back my debt.
Return it as you wish.

I give you a whole month.
Now have fun.

"The Sloths" 2015