Original subtitles

Tanyusha got out and let’s talk

There is a comma after Tanyusha...

Lev, go talk to him. - OK, I'll try one more time

No, no, no, Leva, sit down.

I go to explain to him for the hundredth time. If he doesn't understand the first time.

Shall I give you an electric shock?

I smelled here, all over the yard.

Hello Oleg!? - They're not really for you.

They are for the world.

For the patience.

Listen, I told you that we would only have a business relationship.

I would also reduce them to a minimum. - Sure, sure. I'm not a fool.

Me on another matter. Are not you ashamed?

You live with newlyweds. You're bothering them. Leo's pants will start smoking.

If I was bothering them, they would tell me. - No, there isn't. They are intelligent people.

Only I say everything in the eyes. So and so, Tanya, move in with me.

Oleg, you push like a locomotive. They can't stop you.

Well, me without any nonsense, sex... like neighbors.

Actually, I'm already looking for a place to stay and I don't need any help.

Leave me alone, please, or I'll report you stalking me to the police.

And I will write an explanation. Gentlemen, I like her a lot.

PHYSICAL TEACHER 26 series

Audio translation and subtitles kotaraka_eee and Zmeyw

Dimas, do you have mangyzi? Dimas!

Enough yelling. Even so, he can't hear with that ear for now.

That's what they punished him with. - Psycho, lend me some money.

A little bit. - Oops. I think we closed this topic, Thomas.

I want to take Tanyuha's house, here, closer to mine.

I'll skip a tea, I'll give her a ride, this way and that, and look, she's moved in with me.

Brother, there is no money anyway! I put them on deposit

that Marinka does not touch them. Hey there, say thank you to the family.

Say thank you to the family... - Dimas!

What's up with the options? - So - 6 options, Uncle Thomas.

The ultimate, right in your house.

Great, good for you. - 7 pieces.

How much? - Give the cheapest first.

Through 2 houses, thousand. - Oh, that's right, it's great.

But there and the first and last month plus agency fees, in short - 3 grand.

It says a thousand, we take it for a thousand!

Do you remember when I was buying a Mercedes, the dudes wrote the G-Class.

So what, we traded it for free...

What are you guys doing? - We decided to pull some wires.

At 7 in the morning? - Ma, you...

Mother, what happened? Is it because of the paint?

I proved to you convincingly that this is not our war.

No, it's not because of the paint. No, it's because of the paint.

You live here, you fool. You can't stand up for me.

And you are from the system.

That's right, live prepared.

Do you want to leave? - Want!

No, we are not abandoning ours. I will get you out of consumer society.

Like that.

Good morning. - Dad!? What are you doing here?

Me? What are they doing here? - These are my friends.

And they live here.

So you're the one who brainwashed her , right?

Dima, Seryozha, come up for a while.

Don't worry, I can do it myself. Make love Not War.

Do you know how much it costs? Dumbass.

What dirt and stench. Everything is smoked.

Was that a mess? - No. It's the first time they give it.

Only the repair was done by the way. - I see. I see.

It seems a whole regiment lived here and did repairs among other things.

Okay. How much did you say? Bon? Here's your 900.

Almost 900 and I turn a blind eye to everything. It happens, doesn't it?

Yes, but also the last month's money? - Please? For the last month?

Wait, the last month is about trust. So you don't believe me?

I believe you, but if you do any damage here? It's insurance.

How can you screw up something in an already screwed up apartment?

Well, I can get along with the landlords. - You can.

But my commission is 100%. - What commission?

The commission is given for work. And you? Did you find a customer? No, you're not.

The customer found you. So it turns out that the commission is 100% for me.

What? Take it easy. I forgive you. Give me the key.

There is also a contract. - What contract? We shake hands.

The contract is signed. Good for you. Take the money and disappear.

And sign the contract for me. Put a cross there.

What is this anyway? It came. Raised a scandal.

You fooled my friends. - First, daughter, hello.

Hello. - Second - I am shocked by your appearance.

You should come home more often. I had a great time without you, why are you back?

Well, that's how it happened. Also, this home is mine. I don't want monkeys living here.

Why does Christina live here then? - We broke up with her.

You will never see her again.

Sanya, I really miss you. I threw away all the work.

Just to get back to you, Sanya. - Please excuse me.

I feel homesick too. I love you so much daddy.

Is this how you expected me to react? - I know we're not on perfect terms.

No way!? - Let's at least try to fix them?

Give me a chance? One day, just one.

Okay. Do you want to know how I live? Excellent. Just wait.

Hello? - Say "Yes, Bodyagin".

Yes, Bodyagin. - Leva, I have a proposal

to reduce the inhabitants in your country. Remember, you found a friend Dima,

who has accommodation for Tanya. clear?

Yes, Bodyagin. - Right. You will connect them.

Tanyuha is moving and you and Sveta will be able to play naked chase.

How do you know that? Bodyagin.

Bodyagin, that's right. I'll text you the number.

What is this rag? - The Imperial Flag.

Sava of Russia.

Is your phone the same, Emperor?

Dictate it then.

I hope that's all. - Almost. The towel remained.

The towel. Yes. You know, I've been dreaming of this kind of look all my life.

Where did you get these things? - From my boyfriend. Sleep with us.

Is one of them your boyfriend? - No. You haven't seen it.

Many people slept at our place.

Why? Do you have problems? - No, no, none.

Excellent, then let's go meet my friends again.

And to apologize to them.

Well, there is a table here.

The floor with the flooring. Wallpapers.

Lamp switch. - Dimitrii, the bed in the bedroom

is it one person or two persons? - Let's go see him straight away.

Okay, let's go. To where?

This one you say you met at a conference?

At a conference. In chemistry. I'm a chemist. Romance of rare metals.

We saw each other, we talked. He said he has a place to stay, and we have Tanya.

We'll be better off that way. - Excellent.

You know, Dimitrii, I really like the accommodation.

But in such a place it must be dear.

No, no, no commissions and any fees there.

Moreover, the first month is free. We're brothers with him, aren't we?

So let's say 300 BGN. - How much!?

How about 150-200? - There's definitely something rotten here.

Don't you need money? - I don't need the apartment at all.

On the Cossack line, I am going to a gathering in Rostov until autumn.

Honestly, I'll be a hornet.

Chemist - Kazakh!?

Holy shit, it's got to work out somewhere . Dmitry, I agree!

And I will make a repair for you, and in the autumn I will look for something else.

Great, we agreed! Here are the keys. The questions personally. Come on, bro.

Mom, why are you bringing him here? This is generally an area free of bourgeois elements.

He wants to apologize. - Yes.

Is there anything to drink? - But you don't drink.

I drink... but you haven't seen. - There is beer, but from the other day.

I need it right there.

Well, Dad, we're all listening to you carefully.

Gentlemen, this morning there was such a... slight misunderstanding between us .

Understandably, I'm going home.

In my daughter's bedroom, some... unknown to me young people.

Logically, I did not hold back my emotions.

Sasha advised me, by way of apology, to buy you...

kavarma. Attack! - Beauty!

I once wrote - money is like sea water -

the more you drink, the thirstier you become.

Yes, good! We quote Schopenhauer well.

I like you guys more and more .

Let's play something for him, shall we?

Come on "Golden Toys". But can I sing?

Sing, the text is yours. Wait! You sing?

Cold and hideous creatures, Creatures...

sold their children for their work,

They are bathed in success, but they always redeem themselves

with toys made of mangroves.

Sveta, thank you for helping to move my things.

I'll get the rest tomorrow. I walked around the area.

I bought products. So I'm waiting for you tomorrow.

I do not understand. - Hello.

Hello. - Excuse me, I don't want to offend you,

but who are you? - Excuse me too, but I'm asking this too.

I am Agabek, this is my brother Kaji. We live here.

It's nice - Tatyana and I live here too...

Sorry, you made a mistake. - I haven't done anything wrong!

Here comes the key. - Let me see it, please?

Kaji, isn't that the key you lost yesterday?

And how did it get to you? - Dimitrii, the owner, gave it to me

and a friend of Lev Romanovich, and he is my girlfriend's husband.

So somehow.

Some very shady scheme going on. We are the real owners

of this accommodation. We have documents, cadastre, household bills and...

Wait, are you playing a trick on me? - I?

Yes. - No wait, this is...

Wait, I'll call Dimitrii and we'll clear everything up.

Okay, go ahead, call him.

Uncle Thomas, your Tatiana is calling me. - Pick it up. Play the speaker.

Hello? - Dmitry, it's Tatiana.

A strange situation occurred. I arrive home

and here two men claim to be the owners of the lodging.

Dmitry? - Give them the phone.

Give them the phone. - They want to talk to you, please.

Please... Hello.

Guys, what a trick you're doing huh? This is my wife's quarters.

I personally picked it up today. From an agent. In a sense, the accommodation.

Why, if they are Dagestanis - immediately it's a number!

My brother and I bought the apartment 5 years ago. The neighbors know us.

They can confirm.

Okay, fair guys. Give the phone to the woman.

Yes. Welcome.

Dmitry, I don't understand anything.

Tell him to walk for an hour. We will solve everything.

Tatiana, don't worry, take a walk for about an hour, we'll figure it all out.

How do you decide which "we" are? - Shut up!

Clear! - Wait, there is some misunderstanding.

Let me just get my things together. Everything. - What things? This is our accommodation.

Enough. Deal with her. - Come on. Goodbye.

Wait. Boys.

I'm kidding. They got you a number. Thomas, how could you not feel it?

The scheme is known, worked out. Did you even ask for a contract?

What do you find a finding!

Now the main task is to return Tanyuha's apartment.

We can catch the crooks and fix them.

The boy is right. - Don't pick up the crook... nit!

I'm ready! - Lyoha, ring him from your phone.

Tell him you want a place to stay. We'll show him the numbers there.

So how was it? - It's okay, Sanya, it's okay.

You turned on me, daughter. I'm more or less your age

I conjugated similar conceptual texts. - You?

What are you wondering? I had a group, how was it - "Fresh Wind".

And we rehearsed in such kennels, worse than yours. Give her the guitar.

I haven't held a guitar in my hand in a hundred years .

What are you worth? Sit down!

I'm going to give one to myself, to my girl born...

love...

May she protect you and burn in your soul...

fire...

I warm with warmth the most important words in life...

forgive me...

What I didn't know was your pain how to understand

because I missed too much...

What, Chernishova, haven't you heard about the apartment swindlers?

No. - The scheme is banal.

The swindler gives the accommodation, his accomplices pose as the owners.

And that's it - your money disappears. Turn around. Don't you watch series?

They are not a thrill for me. - Clumsy. All schemes are described there.

Very useful. - Good, I'll look later.

Now let's do something please. - What can be done?

Did you at least have a contract? - No, there through an acquaintance.

In short, Chernishova, write a complaint, but believe me, it's a dead business.

Forget about your belongings.

We're gonna steal, huh!? - No, guys, I have nothing to do with it.

I'm just a victim of circumstances. The apartment is theirs, they do everything,

I'm just looking for carp. All the money goes to them.

And who appointed you? Now like you... - Enough, Psych.

Now, call the owners and tell them you have a problem.

I think I need to get my things together and make up my own mind.

Open, Gena Kuzmich. - Can I.

Why can't they unlock for so long ?

Hi Kaji.

Oleg!? - Hello.

Desperate roommates. Why are you here? - Girls, help me.

Dmitriy!?

This is your friend from the conference. The chemist is a Cossack.

Uncle Thomas, now what? Shall I explain?

So "uncle" right? - Shut up.

The situation is clear.

Now we will press them. We'll get them a thousand and we're going to eat.

And what are you thinking of doing now? - Tanyusha, I'm begging you.

Do you not understand a word at all, Oleg? - Why did you set fire now?

Why did you come back to Moscow with me then? - Like a goose it means ga-ga-ga.

Leo

Down.

Hi Kaji. - Nobody move!

Take it easy, take it easy.

Don't worry, they're all ours here.

All are conscientious citizens, except the one by the radiator.

Chernishova!? What are you doing here?

I just came to collect my luggage and that's it.

OK fine. Now we will clarify everything.

Who owns the apartment? - I will explain...

Captain, enough bullshit, turn off the lights and wait. You will soon see.

So, I don't understand what's going on here?

Hi Kaji. - Foma, fuck it.

What does it matter who will say it? - Nobody move!

Drinker, nobody moves here anyway.

So again?

Again, the apartment is ours, dear. - What are you rattling there, cane?

A fool. The agent issued your scheme. - I haven't told them anything.

They tortured me. - I just came to get my things.

We haven't taken anything? - As long as you're black, you're guilty.

The apartment is ours. Do you have any evidence that it isn't?

Now I'll give you proof. - Take it easy.

How calm. We repeat the same thing for three hours. Everything is clear.

These are crooks, that one over there is also playing along.

And the rest are normal, respectable people. Something unclear?

What was that? Shit, officers.

After them!

Dad, let's buy you a bike, it will suit you. - Yes, can you imagine me?

before the board of directors with him. Now let's get changed

and let's go somewhere nice. - Okay.

Come on. - Dad?

Sorry for today. I'm actually glad they're gone

and you came back - Daughter, it was today, maybe

best day in a long time. I love you.

I love you too.

Sanya, I have to leave tomorrow, but I want you to sign some things before then.

Sure, is that what he was so talkative about?

These are very important documents. That is, you become the owner

of all my property. - Why?

Like that.

Because I want you to understand now that whatever I do, I do it for you.

Come on. - We will look for them.

Junior liked it more. - Okay, all good.

Goodbye.

Listen, Oleg... - Wait, Tanyusha, let me start.

Do you understand now what the whole business is? That you are for me...

...you are not foreign. - On the contrary, I am a stranger to you.

What can I do to get you to leave me alone?

There's nothing you can do. I will not leave you. I will come to you

I will be interested in how you are. You can file a complaint against me now.

While the police are still here. - The only thing I can offer

is communication and that's it. - Okay, let's communicate, but not here.

Shall we go to a restaurant? - No, friendly communication, at most.

Okay. - Either that or nothing.

Friend Thomas.

"The Sloths" 2015