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So far in the series: Marinka kicked me
out of our house because of your dress.

Did I tell you I'm on probation
? I will live at your place now.

I remind you, you owe me 300 thousand.
- I remember, when I owe I will return them.

Find me a serious job.
- From this day you will be my safe.

Money comes, stays for a while
and goes. Thousands are missing. Dollars.

On Monday you come to my office
fully prepared

to do any degrading work.

Hurry up, Thomas, I'll pee
in your shoes.

Pee in the kitchen sink.
- Are you crazy? There are dishes in it.

Hurry up, Marinka is taking a bath faster .

Does he shower with cologne?
- No.

Are you in the mood? At Tanya's?
- No.

I put Tanyuha on pause for now.
I have a job.

Shit, I can't find my socks.
- Uncle Thomas?

I shined your shoes.
- Great. Bring me socks.

Stop. Alexey Alekseevich,

you have many excuses of course

but are you wearing my socks?
- Yes. Mine are all dirty.

And the boxers are yours.
- Don't you miss your home anyway?

No.
- Maybe you should settle down already?

When she runs out of money, she will come by herself.
Tell me how to get my socks from us?

Everything will be great for me then.
- Uncle Psych, I thought,

why don't I go get them?
I'll break the lock

I won't touch anything,
nobody will notice.

Nice, but why break the lock?
My keys are in my pocket.

Are you retarded?
You are a criminal in Bataysk anyway.

Wash the dishes and the floor.
I'm leaving.

I have a job. I have such a proposal
for Lena, she will go crazy.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
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And why did you think I would agree?
- You have no choice.

If you don't find me a job in
my specialty, I will sell the apartment.

I will pay back my debt. I will remain naked,
but free.

I really have no choice. Okay.
There is a "dead" job.

Can you revive her?
- Lets hear?

One building. Old, but promising.
- Right?

I want to take it for offices.
But there is one problem.

The current residents
do not want to leave it.

Looking at your sad faces,
I understand that it is a difficult task for you.

Okay. It's okay, bean job.
I'm in, I'm talking, I'm out.

Uncle Psych, I'm ready here.
I'll be out for a bit.

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"HOPE"
CULTURAL HOME

Guys, upload everything back.
There will be no repairs.

Who?
- Own. I want to talk to you.

Let's discuss something.
- The cultural center means nothing to you.

We discussed it.
- Not for home. I work in one too.

But in another area. Exchange of experience
and problems.

I'm the one who suffered, old man.

You don't look like a cultural worker to me.
- I was a teacher in such a home.

In Kruschke, patriotic upbringing.

Okay, come in.
- Great, say, old man, who is senior?

Hello everyone.
- Take your pick, everyone here is a senior.

Oops, no. Timofeevna is only 71.

Hello. No, I really need
the senior one. Who is in charge of the building.

We answer.
Our veteran choir.

Ana Hramova and Litovaya se skataha.

I thought you all were.
What are they more for?

Well, since it's just you, maybe you should
go. What are you sitting here for?

There's something for it.
Worth it, yes.

We'll stay here until
the bastards leave us alone.

I understand you. Very good.
I'm just worried about you.

In my cultural home, everyone
who resisted them…

...moved from the honor wall
to the memorial wall.

You lived through the war and you know,
Yes. Yes. That's right.

that you cannot fight with your bare hands
against a weapon.

That's right.
- Well, yes. I see you are wise.

We survived the war. Will we be scared by
some usrovs?

Grandmothers, in arms.

Grandpa, maybe we can still...
...find some kind of peaceful solution?

What should we decide? Now it's like in
41, there is no retreat. are you with us

Of course I'm with you.
I just have to go in a bit of a hurry.

Where?
- Where. At the mayor's.

To take your question
to a new level.

I go and come back.
- Remember the password: "Slavic Cabinet".

We'll blast you like a dirty dog.

...for 10 years we've been smearing our faces with this mess
. We teach the young,

we respect the old...

...and think what this chapter is for you.
The head is for thinking

the legs to walk,
no one can stop me.

eyes are for seeing,
lips for speaking...

Where where? How do I know where it is?

When he runs out of money,
he'll crawl back.

There will be a lot of begging me
to accept it...

Now I'm going to get my claws out
and skin his face.

And it's all gone, shit,
I don't know what to do at all.

No, what a divorce.
Lasts half a year.

I'll call you later.

Who's there?

Lyosha, is that you? Bad?

Lyosha, do I understand
that you have come to get your things?

Until I'm gone, like the lowest
rat, right?

Come on, get out.

Please? Get out now!

Get out of there now, you goat.

Nothing. You will get out,
there is nowhere to go.

I do not understand?
Where is the morning, cheerful Thomas?

That's enough. I did describe the situation to you.
The grandfather lived through the entire war.

He won't want to leave there.
- Here comes an old man to Polya,

so she made him a Long Island
with a sleeping pill in it.

For what?
- He sleeps and she charges him for 4 hours.

Rotten work.
- No, wait a minute.

Everything is clean. Sleeping pills
are expensive and of high quality.

It hasn't hurt anyone so far.
- Then call Polya to bring him.

Load your Gazelle
and fill it with food.

Come on girls, eat, eat. There is food here
from all over the former USSR.

Thank you very much. We haven't eaten
so well since Galya's funeral.

Grandmothers, don't relax.

The siege is not over yet.
We have to leave stock.

The siege is now lighter. You sit
in the trench and if you get hungry,

phone and order whatever
you want to eat. That's right.

Grandpa? What are you waiting? Come to us.
- No no. I can't have an ulcer.

We need to secure the rear.
- Exactly.

You stay here for a man and I
'll go to the back entrance.

Wait for me there, by the back entrance,
I'll come to change you. But wait for me there.

Okay, Lyosha,
if you don't want to - don't go out.

Shall we talk like that then?

How long will you go on?
I was going to talk to you.

You're the manager of a strip club.
Okay, I'm closing my eyes.

You don't come home for two days,
again I believe it's because of work.

But I'm already tired, Lyosha.
Say what you want? Is it my fault?

Maybe you don't like sex with me?

Why are you silent?

Am I satisfying you or not?

Well here it is. Why do you keep going then?
Bad?

I love you. Do you love me?

What "huh"!? Do you love me or not?

Well here it is.

I understand that I'm not 20 anymore,
there are young, beautiful girls walking past you.

How can you ever resist, right?
Please?

You are, and I knew that was why you went
to work. Get out or I'll call the police.

Lyoha, I count to three.
one,

two...
You know me, Lyoha.

Half past two, Lyoha.

A quarter to three.

Three!

But what an attack.

Let's dance.
Come on. Yes

Young man?
- Yes?

You won't refuse me?
- I don't dance like Uma Thurman.

I beg you?
- Okay.

Oleg, can I ask you something?
- Yes.

I don't know why I have
so many young suitors.

I can't get rid of it straight away.
- I congratulate you, sincerely.

How many years would you give me?
- 30.

32 at most.

Look now, woman,
you'll excuse me, won't you...

So what, how are the blood and pulse?
- Like astronauts.

For their age, right?
- So we are clean with you.

Just look at it, real, without a scratch,
working.

I will take all the grandmothers to their homes for her .

Understood. That's it bro.
That's it. Come on, Loha.

Okay, I'll go too.
- Yes, I'll be fine on my own.

You see!
- What are you doing?

Have you resigned? Didn't we talk?
- I left a bear trap there, take it easy.

And where are the grandmothers?
- They went home.

How so!?
- Well, they drank, they talked about grandchildren

and they decided that there was nothing for them
to stay here and left.

But cowards.
How...

For so many years
we sang together in the choir.

Well then...

And you go home. To see your wife,
she must be waiting for you.

He's not waiting for me.

Went away.

And the remarkable thing is
that their names were the same - Nadezhda.

He has worked here all his life.
Everyone knew how he played the accordion.

And now...
...and I will lose that hope.

But anyway, we must endure.

Grandfather...
- Thank you for everything, Olegcho.

Now I'm going to get my accordion,

and I'm going home.

So boss,

the task is done.
But you will burn in hell for it.

Listen, conscientious one, let's go without confessions.
- Leave a room for the old people.

They are not thick, they will not take up
much space. This is my condition.

Good for you, Thomas. A great achievement indeed
, which I respect…

Elena Andreevna,
there is some old man there.

There's nothing to worry about.
He is here. Mr. Negotiate.

Come on, baby.
- Are you crazy.

Am I not immortal?
- Don't shoot.

Now we will send a person to negotiate.
Come on, it's you.

I will shoot them all.

Slavic cabinet. Closet.

Slavic. Grandpa?

Oleg, is that you?

Come on, take your finger off the trigger.

Now I come to explain everything to you.

So I got your socks.

That's the third time you've said that to me, moron.

You thought I was a mouse,
but I am capable of many things.

Well done to you for bringing my socks.

May I know how he brought this envelope?
- In the subway, why?

Such that the envelope is full of money.
What if someone had pulled it?

Then go look for him where you want?
- Uncle Psych, I didn't know.

He didn't know.

Lyosha, my patience has run out.

I really wanted to save the family,
but today you went too far.

I'm filing for divorce.
- Wait, why? What have I done?

Don't know what you've done?
Hit me, Lyosha.

And ran away. Like the last coward.

It's over, the cup is over.
- What have I done!?

Marinka, it wasn't me.
- Watch out for the court.

Marinke, wait, please.

How did you direct it, laino disgusting?
- It happened by chance, Chicho Psycho.

What happened? Where's your gun?
- Grandpa, enough nonsense. I'm with you.

Understood.
- It so happened that I am with them too.

I am with you from the bottom of my heart, but with them,
not at all with them...

No, son, you can't do that in war.
You are either with the whites or with the reds.

So take your pick.
- Why didn't you go, grandfather?

Go away and tell them
the negotiations have failed.

Enough nonsense.
- Stop!

I will shoot!
- I'm not thinking about myself, I'm thinking about you.

Think about it, they are not worth your life.
You can't save the house anymore.

If you blow me up, you'll have
better luck going to jail. Think for yourself.

Excuse me. You may as well not excuse me,
just put down the rifle.

Please.

The home is yours.
I paid back your debt.

God bless you if
we meet again, Lena.

Do you see, Thomas? And I really thought
that you saved an unsalvageable job.

Your debt is already growing.
- You were very stupid.

You think everything is gold.
Money is just paper.

I will give them back to you.
I'll throw them in your face.

Grandfather died. To you.

Get your cool house.
- 900. Got it? 900 thousand.

Big deal. I will give them back to you.

I will give them back to you. Get out, quick.

The enemy surrendered, hurray for the city.

You do realize it's all in her name,
you moron. It will take everything from me.

What can I say, Uncle Psych.
What? I apologize again.

I forgive you. Well, now I'll forgive you.

With all the blade I will forgive you.

Uncle Thomas? Uncle Thomas is back.

So as I look, lord knights,

we are all screwed.

"The Sloths" 2015