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So far in the series: Since when did Sanya Mamaeva become a runner?

I just want to turn it off. - No way.

If it weren't for your moronic actions, it wouldn't have gone away.

You didn't just betray me. - And who else?

Also Tatiana Savovna. If she comes back, I come back too.

Okay. I'm going to see her tomorrow.

Oleg Evgenievich, the garbage excuse was genius.

Indeed, our garbage chute is clogged.

Leva, I need Tanya's address. Where does he live now?

He went to live with his parents in the village. I'll write you the address now.

Good thing I threw away those notebooks. - How is she anyway?

I had never seen a man so ill before .

In the beginning, she pretended to be strong and only cried at night.

Then she took a leave of absence, for no reason, and cried around the clock.

And when Mickey Rourke came out of the bedroom with a red, puffy face...

Who's out? - Her, with a red, puffy face.

We called her parents.

This is bad, Leo, very bad. - Now is good.

They often talk to Sveta on the phone, she says she feels happy.

That's good news, yes. - Oleg Evgenievich?

What do you want to go to her for? - I want to get some things.

Physical, literary.

Why are you so sad? - Foma wonders how to get Tanya back.

No, not to return it, just to bring it home.

But for half a year I couldn't think of anything to say to her.

You must admit to her that you are guilty. - Are you stupid?

How much time has passed already? Who knows how much she earned.

And it might be just one. Or maybe not. Just like that, figuratively.

So listen to me now Thomas, I never deepen these issues.

I have stolen yours and I have kissed you.

If he leaves, he leaves, at least you tried.

Or try with a gift. - What?

Fur coat. - What coat? It's so hot outside.

I can also justify myself with the children. Children need a father.

But this option does not work for you. You didn't make her tiny.

Alexey Alekseevich, sometimes you unintentionally give good ideas.

It stopped at the coat, didn't it? You know what advice I'm going to give you?

Take it from a beaver. Don't tear yourself away.

PHYSICAL TEACHER 24 series

Audio translation and subtitles kotaraka_eek "The Sloths" 2015

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Mamaeva, aren't you Captain Jack Sparrow now?

Is it even you? Did you not change after the prom at all?

Sasha, first of all - I'm so glad you're back,

second - I respect your choice,

and third - it will be very difficult for you. - It would be stupid if I react now

to the opinion of a man in the crowd.

Girls, we are clearly behind in life.

Why should we wash our hair every day when we can come with rags on our heads?

You are a person and they are a flock of sheep.

You are superior to them.

They are not capable of producing thought, they are only capable of listening to nonsense.

Do I need to explain? - Not at all.

The diagnosis is clear, you could not change your clothes.

Breathe, princess. I am a person and you are nobody.

That's how I express myself, okay? And you are all a flock of sheep.

I produce thoughts and you only accept the nonsense you listen to.

I have no words. Mamaeva gives it well.

I can not believe. We have a personality in class, my friends.

Such individuality, I really don't know where to go.

And why do guys only date you for money, you know?

Come on, produce a thought, a personality.

Shit! Was that acid?

No, it was probably some kind of weak solution. - You're fine, it's oxygen water.

You have 10 minutes to wash or your cornea will burn.

Mamaeva, you are dying, do you understand?

Yes, Dima? - Hello, Uncle Thomas,

I washed the fridge and washed the mattress. Can I go to the gym?

You can, but be careful no nonsense. Only sports in the gym.

Mameva is completely lost. So now, we wait for her after school

and we'll teach her a good lesson. - She has really become inadequate.

But we might find her. - Female fight? Hello.

And won't you be able to kick yourself, just in the bathroom?

And we will take pictures. - Alyona?

What are you strumming? Did you really come together to beat her?

Borisov, why are you defending her? You have to protect me.

Alyona, get out of "we" mode. - I'll figure out how to humiliate her.

I'm telling you. In the bathroom. You will humiliate her there. But in contrast.

Coo-coo?

Hello!? We met again this year. - Hello.

Which wind brought you here? - On business.

No way!? - The children are very sad for you.

Minusa started smoking, Banana cries from morning to night.

Sanya stopped going to school altogether. She made her hair macaroni.

They will all become prostitutes, except you, or drug addicts.

What a touching speech. - Yes.

So the kids sent you, right? - Yes, look at some with those,

like a cartoon kitten.

And they said: Uncle Thomas, give us back our teacher.

Do you have something to say to me? - No.

Not!? - I have a.

You have!? - I'm confused.

Have a nice trip. Greetings drug addicts and prostitutes.

It's been half a year already, Tanya. - And what?

What are you doing? - Tanya, I have something...

Sanya? Sanya? Really over the top. go apologize

because Alona is gathering the girls. - And what? What's wrong with you?

Are you saving me? Are you pretending to be good? - Well yes. For you I risk

by the way. I'm walking towards my boyfriend. - So you are already dating Alyona?

Wonderful. - Gone. He didn't answer the phone.

Should I have gone to a monastery? - If you needed me, you would have found me.

Go to Alyona. I'm not afraid of her. Let her fear me.

I've seen life up close, I'm not the old fool anymore. I'll be fine on my own.

Yes, Sasha, you have really changed. - And you are not. You're the same freak.

Fuck you.

Sasha, there is a plot against you. Here's your safe escape plan.

Quiet a little. Hello? - Hello, hello, Fars.

Can't you wait for me after school at 3?

What happened? - I tried to stand up for my rights,

so, and now the fools want to beat me.

Well, you understand that we are communities, we have to support each other and things like that,

but to beat schoolgirls? - You will not beat anyone.

When they see me with you, they'll run away.

So Mom asks us to go and intellectually crush her aggressive classmates.

Intellectual!? Whatever you say. - Thank you.

Well, are you awake? Sleeping Beauty.

What is this? Don't I go crazy?

Now I will call such people. You'll regret messing with me.

Who are you clown? - I am Captain Cherneshov.

And who are you? And what are you teasing my daughter for?

So you are...

...Tanya's father. How did I not think of it right away?

I didn't start properly. Hello. - Okay, let's start over.

What are you and what are you fighting for? But no lies!

I'm so... I'm her colleague. I was asked by the school,

her class to bring her back. I am a physical education teacher.

If you're a teacher, I'm Santa Claus. - Whatever you say.

what kind of teacher are you - What am I?

"Teachers" like you, I've shut down dozens.

What are you doing here, cunt? - What about Tanya and I there...

...we have a tease. I wanted to talk to her. He left without saying.

Dad, are you here? - Tanya.

Quiet.

Dad?

Tanya?

What are you doing here? - The man you took

let him go - Why?

I can't tell you everything. Just let it go and that's it.

That won't happen, of course. You don't tell us anything anyway. We are worried.

By the way, he has been in the department for a long time, he even laughs now.

So that's how things happened, supposedly everything was fine with Slav.

Then he appeared. He started chasing me . To woo me persistently.

I believed it was all real. I thought it was a men's race only,

and I have been nominated for a prize. Then the race was over and over,

nobody seems to want the prize. Something like that.

So good thing I let it go.

Dad, are you kidding me?

Did you leave? - Immediately. Drink your tea with bananas.

Dad?

We just talked a little and that's it. - So you left?

Yes. But you go now, and tell Mom I won't be back for lunch.

Okay.

Well, just like that, the day flew by in the blink of an eye.

So it's your fault.

Why are you hitting me? Am I the only one who will suffer? And this Slav also participated.

If Slav comes, I will get along with him. You wanted to be in front of him, didn't you?

Now you will be in front of him. A cup or a book?

A book.

Hello. Thank you very much for coming.

Where are the underdeveloped schoolgirls? - When they saw us, they broke down.

Too bad, I like to hang out with the generations sometimes .

Hello, Mamaeva.

Who are these? Your personal troop of gnomes?

Hi, are you getting out of the matrix? Welcome to reality.

Do not touch me. - Octopus, disappear now.

Don't talk to us like that. You won't reach us in billions of years.

We're bigger than you, don't you understand? - And we are stronger.

We came to watch a women's fight. Either disappear or pay watch.

Well yes, let women fight women and men fight men. come to me

Take it easy. - We have no conflict with you.

And we are against violence and express our position with music.

Then stay and sing. Chicks, fight. - Mamaeva, come.

We're coming right away.

What, old man, shall we dig the garden now?

Look there, I buried a thief. He stole from his own mother,

I closed it three times. I buried it on the fourth and it was over.

Now lie down and don't steal. Come on, dig it.

Don't lump me in with these freaks.

I offended the daughter a little. And what? - You offended her a little!?

Ruined her life. They were going to get married. I was thinking of retiring.

Playing with the grandkids and then you showed up with your races,

and then covered up? - I have an alibi. I was drinking.

Go crazy, she's walking around with a blank stare and he's drinking ours?

Dig. - Let me call her at least.

To say goodbye and apologize to her.

Just be careful if I don't like something,

my hand may shake to your head.

Say? - Hello, Tanya, it's me.

Just don't hang up, I want to talk.

I have nothing to talk to you about. - Tanya, I'm not a specialist in...

...explanations, suggestions and complex subordinate clauses of any kind.

I didn't mean to cut Slav out of your life.

That's what I meant, but I was mainly thinking about you.

I only needed you. - Then why didn't you come to me?

Half a year? - I got wrapped up in work.

I thought I'd come after I finished her.

And I was also drinking, Tanyusha. You know you shouldn't drink and drive.

That's the law and we have to follow it, if I was stopped...

Actually, I should have come to you right away, and I was scared.

I sat feeling sorry for myself like a fool. But a fool remains a fool.

Okay, Tanya, that's it. Excuse me and goodbye.

Yes, a good place to die.

Some kind of field, it must be only here and not far from your village.

A fallen tree, an old one.

And lots of birches, everywhere. - Dig!

I start digging.

So, Mameva, kiss my feet.

Otherwise, we will cut your hair now and you will become very pretty, won't you?

You will kiss my feet now. - It scared me a lot.

Give me the scissors, now we're going to cut these pendants here.

What is this self-dealing? Where is the justice?

One against all is weak, all against one is a disgrace.

Let her go, Big Mac.

Listen, friend, look calmly and do not comment.

Where are you anyway? - I will now dispense justice,

my rap is my cannon. I am sensei, for the common people,

and my ideas drive you crazy. I pave the way up, if not with words - with songs.

Goof died.

What are you up to here? What's the point?

The point is, we're going to do it now, as I say.

Take it easy bro, we're a mob. - A whole crowd, unwashed,

unsure students. Stand in a circle!

So, now be honest.

Don't you know what life is like? The first rule of the street?

Sure. The first rule is when you enter the circle fight.

Come on. Gouge out her eyes, pull her hair.

It won't happen, I won't fight. - Neither do I.

Okay. Then I'll be the judge. What is the conflict?

She showered me. - Okay, why?

She was insulting me. - Okay, so that's it.

Give it here, Zeiss. now,

you water her, you insult her.

Quick! - You...

...you're not good, you're bad, you fool. - So, go on.

You're no good, dumbass. - We heard it already. And you water.

C'mon, c'mon.

Okay, okay, that's right.

That's it. The conflict is over. We're getting lost.

Get lost, come on.

You look like a beautiful girl to me, but you walk like a bird

Go dress like the people and wash yourself, you must inspire the boys,

otherwise they won't advocate for you. Do you remember?

Come on.

Come on, digger, finish it already. You've been digging for too long.

And where should I hurry, I don't see any wolves around.

As you wish. Choose how deep you want to lie down.

Dad, what are you doing? Did you freak out? - Tanya.

Tanya, why did you come here? We can deal with him ourselves , right?

No. - It's not funny, dad. Let him go now.

Let me go now, it's not funny. - Shut up.

I am silent. - Tanichka, I just wanted to learn it,

for what he did to you. - What did he do to me?

You've been struggling here for half a year because of him.

I!? To suffer for him? No. I was just in that period.

Rethinking values, I wanted to be alone for a while.

What are these values ​​to suffer for me for half a year? Interesting.

Unintelligible and have nothing to do with you. I wanted to go back to Moscow anyway.

Yeah right. Why didn't you take some luggage? - And what?

Without makeup. - And what? What?

Calm down, youths, shut up. Stop whining here already.

So you take her with you and be gone by tonight.

Please? - Listen to your father. Father - sage.

He won't say anything bad. - How is he taking me?

I will go alone and only for the sake of the children. - But of course. We figured it out ourselves.

And don't smirk. You have nothing to do with this. You're just a driver.

Dad, give me the gun, now I'm going to blow it myself.

Drive carefully, don't go through the potholes.

You are accountable to me for Tanya with your head.

Sure. But only if she allows me to be in charge of her.

If you offend her one more time, the hole will be waiting for you.

Goodbye, Dad.

I love you. - Me too.

Goodbye, Dad.

Like in the good old days. - Let's get to know each other already.

We are only acquaintances who do not interfere in each other's affairs.

We live parallel, non-intersecting lives. Do you understand?

Got it, got it. Captain's daughter.

"The Sloths" 2015

You look like a beautiful girl, but you walk like an owl.

Beautiful girl... beautiful