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So far in the series: I never want
to see you again.

Mamai has a son - Sanya,
I will get closer to him,

by starting work at his school.
And then through it - back to work.

I'm the new PE teacher.
- I am very pleased Tatiana.

You are a great woman.
- I have a person next to me.

We have been together for 6 years and love each other.
- Shall I stay with you for a few days?

Of course, Sanya, for as much as you want.
- I have a daughter - Sasha.

And I ask you to watch over her.
- I only have you left.

Only you care about me.
- This was a mistake.

What mistake?
- I don't love you, I love Slav

and I'm thinking of marrying him.
- I'll give you everything back, down to a penny.

But that's the end of it. I don't
need a friend like that, an accountant.

Your favorite teacher sent me
a hooker.

Did you think I would catch on?
- Do you think I'll be with you after this?

But why not?
- God, I'm so tired of you all.

I don't want to see you anymore.
- Good job, Thomas.

What is happening? What work?
- Sanya, I had no choice.

How could you? I trusted you, traitor.

Five months after that.

The road of love brought these two hearts in love to us today .

Do you agree,
Oleg Evgenievich Fomin,

that you ruined Tatyana Alexandrovna Cherdashova's life
?

What are you rattling, woman?
- Do you agree,

Why did you kill Alexander Mamaev?

Aren't you crazy, auntie?
Don't listen to her, Tanyusha.

She is sick. This is her 16th wedding.
She just scrolled already.

Tanya? Tanya?

Sanya? Tanya? Sanya?

What are you doing?
Ruined people's holiday.

Guilty!

Psycho bro, did you
organize this? Not funny.

It's not funny at all.
- Not at all.

It's not funny at all because you owe me
a lot of money.

You know? Kinty.
Where are my kinties?

Where's my money, huh?
Give me your hands.

If you move, I'll take your head off.
Who are you?

Your nephew, Uncle Thomas.

Smoke. Dimas.

From Bataysk. This is next to Rostov.

What do you want, Dimas of Bataysk?
- Uncle Thomas,

I wanted such a...

to come to you to rise.
To learn by mind and rzaum

and go your way.

There is simply no future in Bataysk.
Social quagmire.

There's probably only one way out of there,
rap.

Some guys have already settled there
and they don't let anyone in,

they are afraid of competition.

I think I'm going to throw up.

Here it is. And what's left?

Like a dad delivering bread?
This is not my destiny, Uncle Thomas.

Incoming call: Psych

That's why I came to the capital.
Helping uncle with his business.

Return home to Bataysk.
Your uncle is gone.

How are you, Uncle Thomas?
You have been doing great things.

Uncle Thomas?

You are the best of our family.

Standard, legend, idol.

To be honest,

I respect you more than my father.

Uncle, I even keep the pictures with you.

Do you remember them? Since 96?

Did we go to the river?

That's life, nephew,
you screw up or they screw up.

Youths, give a little more culture.

There are people here
who also want to die.

Put your hats on, you dork.

Watch the fire, nephew.

No!
- This is my car! No!

If you respect yourself,
everyone will respect you.

Well, Uncle Thomas,
then I'll sleep on the couch.

I have bedding,
I took it from the train.

So you won't be traveling
on a mattress without a sheet.

Greetings to Bataysk.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
21 series

I did not understand why this crocodile came?
- Shut up, you fool,

can hear you.

Did I not come on time, Lyoha?
- No. Since we reconciled

peace and tranquility reign.

Treat yourself.

And don't even think about touching the bays.
They are for the kids for school.

We needed your sour punches.

Can you see? Like a second honeymoon.

Eat sweet.
It's very good.

I owe you money.
- Don't worry, friend.

You don't owe me anything anymore.
I sold your debt.

Hello, huh? What?

Together again?
- How did you sell it?

Well, I sold it. It was so
heavy on my soul.

I was thinking, how
did smelly money come between our friendship?

I sold your debt to some woman
from some charity fund.

Come down to earth, Psych.
What does this old lady owe me?

How would I know. I don't know if anyone is following her
there.

She needs a competent head of security.
I tell her: I have a friend,

he is the king of the chief guards.
- Okay.

Give her the number.

But you have to call her right now,
because she's been waiting for two months. Lena.

Belova Elena Andreevna Charitable
Society "Second Life".

A second. Hello?

Hello, it's Thomas, Psyche's friend.

Tell me, what's the job now?
- Good day. You're obviously talking about the debt?

I have a meeting now, come to the office at 3.
- It doesn't work like that. You need me.

Therefore, you will call me tomorrow
and you will come where it is convenient for me. clear?

Gather your fighters. I will give them
an initial briefing and a bit of a show off.

You will live in peace after that.
- So we switched to "you"?

Okay. Listen to me, you.
You come to my place today at 3,

I will see you and decide how
and where you will work for me.

What?
- Now you are my property.

Did we understand?

What a bitch.

Elena Andreevna, I tried
to stop him.

Zeiss, on his knees.
- It's okay, I'll be fine.

How do you talk to an older uncle,
girl?

Take your hands off the table.

I can do without hands. Remember the pose,
little one. I'm always on top

and you below. Do you understand?
- Out of pure curiosity,

if i'm not what?

I will crush you all,
I, you, I will crush you.

My debt.

35 lizards, green.
You'll have some left over for ice cream.

The score is settled,
the matter is closed.

Ah, yes, nothing happens from your security.
Nothing.

He fired him.

Hello? Uncle Foma, it's Dima.

Your nephew from Bataysk.
The one with the dumbbell.

Got you, waiting for you to start
talking to the point.

I cleaned your apartment, everything as it
should be. The floor, the dust, the garbage,

the dishes, everything lights up. I think
you deserve to live in comfort.

Do you understand me?
- Thank you, but no.

Crawl back to Bataysk with good.

Are you going to apologize? You can start
with, "Excuse me, uncle."

Sorry, uncle, I thought I
'd remind you that you still owe me.

Can you tell me how you solved it?

Can't you count?
We take 30 thousand,

and multiply that by 9 weeks
of ignoring me

and 270 thousand are obtained.
It will be as I say.

So what, you decide to charge me
retroactive interest?

Yes.
- You're only brave on the phone, Bunny.

Make sure I don't come back, because
I'll go straight into the office in the jeep.

I'll kill you all
and blow the horn.

Listen to me now. I know where you live,
what you eat, what you drink,

I even know that
you haven't walked for a whole week.

For that I give you one last chance
to come and apologize.

And I won't punish you too harshly,
because I'm good today.

Okay. Wait for me in the office,
I'll be there in a few hours.

I'm having lunch at "Metropolian", so
I'll wait for you there. He crawled to his knees.

Listen to me...

Sly squirrel.

Crazy, it's just crazy. Blfirash.

What are you talking about? I do not understand?
- Do you know how daring she is?

You knew, huh?
- Right? Her voice is very pleasant.

I don't know her at all. They recommended her to me
and gave me her phone number.

Only one person has ever spoken to me
like that in my life, but it was mom,

she is allowed to.
ok take the clubs

and let us go and make their
feet soft. Come on.

Will he not be able to in
about two weeks?

My trial period with Marina is about to pass
.

Alexey? Alyoshenka, son?

So you messed up the whole mess,
and now I have to fix it myself? That's right, huh?

Go to Kutia. He has
the best batsmen.

All his dudes are professionals.

Listen, Lame. Such times have come,
it is very difficult for me.

It's like they pushed it halfway
to me.

Daughter, go play over there.
- I have a royal offer, Lame.

We need to get money from a chick.
It's like child's play.

Listen, king, more carefully with your tongue,
or you will frighten all the children.

So this is it: a sheep decided to charge me
retroactive interest. Imagine.

I'm going to talk to her now.
I'll start them right out of the gate,

they'll fight back, maybe roll me
on the ground a little, and then - bam!

Sim Salabim. You come in, Kutz,
with your dudes. What are you doing!?

Quietly. Quietly.
- What are you doing!?

What are you doing huh? You wanted to hump
my man, didn't you?

You are done. And then
we wander more alive and healthy.

And a guarantee?
- What fucking guarantee?

My word is law.
It's not dog shit.

Not in that sense, bunny,
we're talking about cute puppies.

Come on, run some more.
- Go.

Not to mention, Kutz, that you can
take the office in the center of Moscow.

About 300-400 sq/m super place.
There is furniture, paintings, even air conditioning.

Well, if you don't want to, you don't want to.
- Wait. We'll try for you.

Django, but still in chains.

And what? Hello.

Are you bending a cow?

What?

So you didn't understand anything, did you?

You explain very vaguely.
- Tell me please,

come to spray testosterone
or apologize?

I, bunny, came here

to explain to you who I am
and who you are.

I'm Thomas.

you thought that since you bought my
debt and hired some goats

can you squeeze me On!
nobody ever

won't be able to pressure Thomas. clear?

Looks like your dudes stuffed the pants.

What?

Just a unique combination...

...of courage and stupidity.

Who is this?

Now we're going to shoot.
- You will shoot.

We enter culturally, we knock their
jugs with no hands at all.

How come no hands?
- Right.

Remember son,
the golden words.

There is nothing greater than bread,
there is nothing greater than bread.

Pity. I feel sorry for you,
your friend lied to me.

I bought Mamaev's former head of security , and I got this clown.

That's it, Thomas, go home
and sleep. Take your watch.

Keep it baby.

Look at how time flies,
eat faster.

We might be able to figure out
which of us is the clown. Who is it, huh?

Didn't they tell you not to
take little girls as bodyguards?

Well done. But about 10 minutes ago
I got bored of your show.

Is the denouement coming soon? Or what?
- I wonder,

if it is now stretched you here
on the table?

Will the little girls cry with happiness
or get in on the act?

And maybe...
...you'll give me pleasure.

Nasty. Sheep, your mother.

No one has ever dared
to stain my clothes.

And now for a lesson, you're going to kiss your balls
that you've been shaking here for half an hour.

Go to hell, sheep.
That was it guys.

Now you will see. Give me the phone.
- When I talk to you,

you should listen to me clear?
- Understood. You're very strong, that's okay.

So you like to humiliate yourself?
I have come up with a suitable position for you.

You will be my personal servant. What do you think?
- It's okay. It's okay, you're a queen

and me shit. Give me the phone.

So we agreed, me on top,
you on the bottom, but you already know.

Give me the phone to see now.
- Let him go.

What? Do you want the phone?
Please, I don't feel sorry for him.

Turn off his phone in...

...the mouth.

Guys, you know what I'm thinking?

Let's ditch this Thomas.
How long will we wait for it?

Of course. I, a woman, have not waited
as long as he has.

Pomo...
- What is this?

Is it the signal or not?
- I think it's the signal.

It's certainly the signal.

Let's go.
- Well, come on.

Hold on!
We've been waiting for this freak

let him wait for us now.
- And that's true.

Well, what, goats?
They will fix you now.

What are you looking at the exit, baby?
It's over, you won't be able to escape anymore.

What are you sitting on? Let's go.

Take your hands off. And now?

Reversal, pray.

Good evening, Elena Andreevna.
- Hello, Lame. Are you lost?

Well, the boys and I decided that it's late
, we'll go eat somewhere else.

Understood. So you guys are some sort of
avengers? Zorovtsi?

He called you
to protect him from me.

What an elegant, in its stupidity, plan.

Lame, what are you flashing?
Did we understand?

Start it. Guys, kill them.
- Lame, start me.

We will go. Goodbye.
- Lame!?

Hang on, Lame. Now we will stage
a situation.

You claim to be very good
as a security guard. Right?

Now we will check. Imagine
the bad Lame coming to me,

and wants to stretch me on the table.
What will you do?

You got something wrong, Elena Andreevna.
The boys will tell you

that I have a family. I have a wife,
I have children.

Staging. Just a staging. Well?
- What?

Go ahead and stage it.
- Shoot him in the knee.

No need.
- We are staging a situation.

Well?
- I have to discuss it with the boys.

No, Kutsia doesn't want to listen to you,
he's bad and wants sex.

That's enough.
- I'll close it with a body.

Close it.

Or maybe you need to use
brute force?

What do you think?
- Sorry, Lame.

Kind of unconvincing.

Did it eliminate you, Lame?
- No. Maybe a little.

End. You missed your chance. Now it's you,
Lame. What are you going to do?

Well, I'll explain to Thomas that it shouldn't
be done that way. It is not right...

No no. Shoot th.
- No, no, Elena Andreevna, calm down.

If it's such a nasty situation,
we need to teach the goat.

That's right, Lame. Let's teach the goat.

A puppy?
- Sorry bro.

Dudes!?

Tony, give the menu to Cutsia.

Thank you.

Why did you stop? Keep going.

I would like shrimp with sauce,

and tarator.

Hear me, animal. Do you realize
what you have done?

Lame, I did my part
of the deal.

you pounced on me like you were waiting.
If I had known, I wouldn't have waited for you.

I was going to smash them myself.

Moron, what planet did you land here from?
This is Elena Andreevna.

And what.
- Serves all bars in Moscow.

Me too. Going against it is like
pissing on the central bank.

She didn't tell me that.
- Listen, Thomas, like that.

It's your fault, I'm taking your pearl.
So we're even, aren't we?

No.
- Nobody is asking you. We take the jeep.

Uncle Thomas, are you all right?

They challenged Uncle Thomas.
Uncle Thomas is angry.

Uncle Thomas is back.

Would you like it?
- A little.

Let's get revenge on them.
Together we will punish them.

You are still young to punish.
- I will break anyone's neck for you.

Just give me an address.
For everyone of our kind.

Remember. You exit the underpass, to the right.
- So, okay?

You're walking down the street. You arrive at a yellow house.
- I remember, I remember.

You turn left and you will see an entrance.

It says "Pharmacy". 24 hours.

You come in and say, "Give me something
to remove bruises.

Ointment for the joints
and something for the kidneys."

Uncle Thomas's kidneys are calling.

Get something for yourself.
Hematogenous.

OK, I'm going.
- Stop it.

I'll let you stay, Cinderella,
temporarily.

Tomorrow we will decide what to do with you.
- I bought a lot of products.

They'll last a whole week.
- Okay, go now, leave me alone.

Great.
- Great.