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So far in the series: I never
want to see you again. End.

If you command me,
I will run away from home.

Go. Shall I help you with your luggage?
I have a daughter, Sasha.

And I ask you to watch over her.
- I give you the rest of the money,

and you stop going out with Sasha.
- OK, give me the money.

Think about how you're going to pay me back.
- I'm very proud of you.

Stop for a moment. What are we doing?

What? Clearly not children.
- No no no. It's because of the alcohol, isn't it?

No. I want you and you want me.
- No no. I do not want anything,

apparently something caught me for a moment.
- What's got you?

I see with what passion you kiss me.
- Please? And I have a man by my side.

Enough, Tanya, let's go to our place.
- No, don't, no.

Hear me, please. This was a mistake.
- What mistake?

I don't love you, I love Slav
and I'm thinking of marrying him.

Better not to see you.
- Enough, Tanya.

It will be better for everyone,
Goodbye, Oleg Evgenievich.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
20 series

The day was cold and I was in love,
but we became three.

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I just put up with the fact that he didn't notice at all...

I'm so glad you're back.
- Me too.

And can I call you
"Uncle Oleg" at home?

Of course, the little one.
- How was the wedding?

Normal.

Can you stop this miracle,
it's pissing me off.

You can.

Did something happen?

Everything is fine.
- Did you quarrel with Tatiana Savovna?

Why are you picking your nose now?
- Well then.

You had no chance anyway.

What?
- He has Slav and he loves it.

Who does he love? Is that a creep?
What's to love about this killer?

She loves him. What you understand?
- Well, he is smart and successful.

There's no way she wouldn't be happy with him.
- She won't be happy with him.

She would be with me.
I would carry her in my arms.

To shower her with kisses, to buy her
such red underwear.

I would love her like that.
You know? So.

But she will marry Slav.
- Aren't you clairvoyant?

I'll talk her out of it, just watch.

Wait, in three weeks
we'll be living together with her.

By the way, you can look for
a new home.

I doubt.
- What do you doubt?

I've stolen cars and buildings,
will a chick stand up to me?

I will talk her out of it. I never give up.
Because I am Thomas.

That's how I like you better.
- Were you teasing me on purpose?

Do not play with fire.

You will go far.

hi bro You know, Psych,

Sorry about last night. Something went wrong,
I didn't understand what happened at all.

The past is gone. No problem?
- Whatever you say.

I thought, why should I get attached to Tanya?

Let's set up her boyfriend.
It's easy, we're hiring a vip,

hidden cam we bring a girl

and finished work. As soon as they managed to lie to a deputy
like this, he will bite too.

And why do we only solve your problems?
I have too, by the way.

A friend, close,
dragged me with money.

And he's not worried at all.
- Found something to worry about.

You know, Lyosha, I will return them to you
in no time, don't worry.

It's not about the money at all.

It's just not friendly.
I do everything for you, how about you?

You don't care about me at all.

But what claims. Do you want to count
who helped whom more?

Any bills here and receipts.
What is this nonsense?

That's how much I value your friendship.
"Dear friend.

Do you want me to count how many times
I've saved your ass?

If it wasn't for me,
they would have found you in a sack.

You too. what are you doing now
- What me?

I'll give you every penny back.
I will sell the pearl.

But that's the end of it. I don't
need a friend like that, an accountant.

Fuck her. I don't
need a friend to drag me around either.

Enough yelling. I want to sleep.
I was a night owl.

Come, Polya, let's talk.
- Shit, I shouldn't have gone out.

Polya, ask him to pay you in advance
only.

Friend.

Valya, what is this strange SMS?
"Find me, it's vital."?

Sit down for a moment, Sasha.

If necessary, I also have validol.

And remember that I wish you only the best.
- Give it faster.

We'll be an hour late.
- You should stop going out with Anton.

Why? Everything is fine. Yesterday
we kissed for 3 hours. My lips swelled up.

I'm asking you now to hold back the hormones
and try to take in the information.

Your Anton is dating you for money.
There is nothing more.

What? I ran away from home. I have nothing.
- I know.

Because I give him the money for that.
- Valya, is this a stupid joke?

I know it's hard to believe,
but I have records. See

Here is the amount. Sign here. Here
are other expenses - flowers, ice cream,

restaurants.
- There were no flowers and restaurants.

So Anton is also a petty crook.
If you don't believe the facts,

I have a witness. The organizer,
the sponsor of the operation.

Nonsense. It didn't happen between you and Banana
and now you decide to scold us too?

I remind you that I wish you only the best.
So in the beginning the plan was this:

during the meetings you find out
that Anton is an airman, I console you,

and you and I are coming together.
- In what sense are we gathering, Valya?

You're gay, aren't you? Did you forget?
- This is the second part of the story.

Just don't be angry, Sasha.
I've been straight since birth.

Give me the validola, please.

I understand. You've fallen in love with Anton
and you're trying to steal him away from me.

Sasha, open your eyes.
What kind of gay am I?

I wash my hair once a week.
- You are gay.

Just careless. And you don't love me,
Anton loves me and I love him.

And you envy us. Find someone
and stay out of my life.

Hello, Slav.
- Hello.

Polina, from the strip club.

Why don't you come to us already,
I might want to talk to you.

I didn't know
you might want to talk to me.

Bad. I've been wanting to talk since last time.
I came up with...

...innovative business.
And I wanted you to help me.

It is called "relax manager".
- Great, what's the point?

Imagine an important negotiation. Everyone
shouts, gets angry, nothing works

and then they call the "relax manager"
which is me.

We go out with the client, I let him go and whoop.
- Great. And how do you release it?

I'm a psychologist by education,
there's an approach to everyone.

One for a massage, another just to stroke him,
and if there are very important negotiations,

we will see according to the situation. You understood me.
- Bold strategy.

But we must consider it.

If you have doubts, I can show you.
- Seriously?

Kind of like a presentation.
We can go somewhere.

I'm really hot in this business.

Understand that this business is not exactly
in my sector.

Although...
- We can go to the hotel,

BGN 15 per hour. What kind of presentation
do you want? Full or demo?

We will decide on the spot.

Let's go.
- Let's go.

Oleg Evgenievich, everyone really
liked the wedding.

What a delicious sausage pizza there was.
I literally dreamed about her all night.

I wanted to see. Flock 26

Tanya, let's go there and back.
A job came up.

It's close.
- No, I can't, I'm busy.

Olga Timofeevna, I am asking
you for Kuznitsov.

What is there to talk about? He's just a passenger
. Prison is calling him.

Of course we'll talk about it on the way.
What is there to talk about it at all?

Tanya, let's go, it's very important.
- The point is that he scored a three,

and he asks me a lot for a foursome.
follow me and talk to me

that he sees that I want to write to him 4.
I told him that if he pressures me,

I will write him a couple. Did you hear?
- I don't care about this one and 1 write to him.

What did you expect, this is a show
of aggression. Theirs are getting divorced,

his father drinks.
- How so? I think they have no problems?

They are getting divorced, I saw them,
you cannot live with such a woman.

Listen to me, the psychologist,

Did I tell you there was a whole box
of pizza left? They will eat it all.

Go and get at least some for tea.
- What am I still waiting for here?

I'm going to run now so I'm going to go
get everyone pizza.

Tanya, why are you acting like this?
- I think we discussed everything with you.

Did you not understand the allegory with Kuznitsov?
- Enough, I'm baked, I understand.

Tanya, I'm sorry I pressed you
like that yesterday.

Let's go there,
really.

Just like that?
- Yes.

If what you see fails to convince you,

that's it, I won't go near you.
And you can not talk to me.

That's the only reason I'll come.

Hi Antoh,
why weren't you in algebra?

I overslept.
- Stormy night?

Hello, baby.
- Wait, I want to ask you something.

Is it true that you dated me
for money?

Bullshit, Sasha. Who told you?
Yes, I am a famous gigolo.

Valya said he paid you.
- Mustache?

Why are you listening to him?
Everyone knows it's inadequate.

What did he pay me with? With real money?
- Sasha, he's lying to you.

His signature is worth anything,
isn't it?

And I know what his money was for.
For Cyprus.

Where?
- He promised Alyona to take her there.

Is this true?
- Mustache, such a snail,

why don't you last

Sasha? Sasha, wait.

Sasha, that was before...
- You are not worthy of her.

Cool place. I just don't know whether
to be offended now or wait a little longer.

Now you will be offended,
and you will be surprised, and many other things.

And you said you don't have any beautiful
prostitutes. Dude, let me buy it for you?

Fool, I'm going to rip your tongue out now.
Shut up now!

Okay, then bring it to me.
- I told you to shut up.

So, that was it from me.
- Wait, don't run.

Now you will see everything.
- Let me go. Immediately!

That's it. Over! Leave me where
I was. Immediately. do you hear

Quiet, quiet.

Friends, it's already taken here.
- Let me go now.

Please?
- Let me go.

Thank you. What is happening?

Really, Polina, what's going on?
What is this?

What do I have to do with it? He brought me.
- What a scheme, no one will think of it.

Your favorite teacher sent me
a prostitute.

Did you think I would catch on?
- Please?

I'm not a prostitute, I'm a stripper.
A companion at most.

Why do we even listen to them. While
you and I were culturally walking,

this one pulled down his pants
and picked up the plane. You picked it up, didn't you?

You know, I'm already convinced.
We don't have to communicate at all.

Exactly.
- Even at work.

Oh, are you talking about me?
- Slav, let's go.

Tanya, wait, now I'm going to...
- That Tanya, with whom you were flirting.

So you flirted with her?
- Nothing happened, Slav.

How come there wasn't? What about yesterday?
Or am I not remembering something well?

Did you at least kiss her?
- There was nothing.

How come there wasn't? Why are you exposing me
to the man here? Tell him.

There is no. It meant nothing.
- So you have nothing to hide.

Or I will tell.
- Come on, someone say something.

Slav, nothing happened.
- How could there not be?

We smacked each other.
- Why?

We smacked each other.
And do you know why we did it?

I'll tell you now. Because he loves me.
And not you.

Me - yes, you - no.
So get out of here.

A loser. Drishlo. A cleaner.

Tanya, why did you do it?
Something you don't like?

Don't you have enough experiences?
We are getting married soon, what are you doing?

As well as the one, lower shavrantia.
- Shut up. And be careful what you say.

Slav, stop it. It was an accident.
- That's enough, Slav, we kissed,

big deal. This is not cheating.
You and I kissed too, didn't we?

It turns out we've all
cheated a little bit.

Interesting job.
So I'm a Shavrantia too?

What are you?
- Just like that, for numbers.

To think I've tied myself up.
- What are you rattling? What number?

Did he slap her for the trick? Did it shock you?
- No.

You are very stupid.
- Tanyush, wait, don't compare yourself to me.

These are very different things. You have to
hold me tight with both hands.

There's a queue for your seat.
Just to do so.

I snap my fingers and it's done.
And every day you have to thank me,

that I will marry you.
- So we won't marry for love?

And for doing me a favor.
Does it sound like I'm unworthy of you?

You know, Slav, fuck you. You can
start clicking now.

OK, now what? Are you abandoning me?

Have you thought it through?
what are you you are a teacher

And what?
- how will you live without me?

Nothing, I'll manage somehow.
- Of course, we will manage, Tanya.

And teachers are human and they know 2 and 200.
- And what are you doing wrong?

Don't you think I'll be with you
after all this?

But why not?
- God, I'm so tired of everyone.

I don't want to see you ever again.
- Tanya?

Tanya?

Borzov?

And Valya, I don't want to see them anymore.

And Tanya us too.
- We are so unhappy with you.

Why doesn't anyone love us?
- We can...

...we will arrange some classes for Borzov.

Let the whole school laugh at him.
Do you want?

Thank you Oleg Evgenievich,
you are so good.

I have no one but you.
Only you care about me.

Enough is enough, sometimes life
forces us to…

life...
Incoming call: Mamai

I have to pick up.

Yes?
- Hello, Thomas.

How you doing?
- Okay. I spin, I suck.

I manage somehow.
- Bravo happy for you.

Where is my daughter now? You know?
- Of course, you asked me.

Now he is eating ice cream with a friend.

When she's done, put her in the car
and bring her to me.

I will wait for you in front of the arch.
- Why, Mamai? wait

she hasn't seen what it's like to be alone yet.
- Nothing.

I totally messed everything up, but what can I
tell you? When you have kids, you'll understand.

In short, I want my daughter.
Can I count on you?

What if it doesn't work out? If
it gets stuck and won't go?

If it doesn't happen, Thomas,
I'll be very disappointed, okay?

Got it, got it.

Was it Tanya?
- No. One friend.

About some old cases.
- Why are you struggling, call her yourself.

I told you in plain language. He doesn't want
to see me. I have nothing to call her.

Leave what she told you. Women's
numbers. Now she too sits and waits.

Like me, I sit and wait.
Give me your phone.

What do you need it for?
- Come on, I'll fix you up now.

Nothing will come out.
All is lost.

"Excuse me, I'm a moron."

Why should I be a moron? Give me the phone.
- There is no.

Give me the phone.
I said give it to me.

I told you to give me the phone.

Okay. did you kiss
- What is your job?

"I can't forget your kiss."

"You're the first one I fell in love with."

Enough nonsense. Give me the phone.

Send.

And we wait.

It's all nonsense.
Nothing is going to happen.

Here you are.

Come on, read it.

About me?
- Read it already.

"I don't want to talk to you".
She doesn't want to talk to me.

This is what it says.
- You are like a little child.

If he doesn't want to talk, he won't write.
So, buy flowers and go to her.

Don't I go crazy? Such an argument
has become that I will not pass with just flowers.

At least try it.
If you want, I will come with you?

Why?
- If you get confused, let me help you.

I will talk with her. I will tell her
how much you suffer. How much you love her.

What if you're just a teacher?
For that, she will be very happy with you.

Let's go.
- So so,

you buy flowers, roses.

No, the roses have gone. Chamomile.
- Chamomile is cheap.

You don't understand anything, it's romantic.
And you go up to her like that,

Is there a fire escape?
- What ladder? What do you think I should do?

Yes, it's too much of a ladder. OK,
you're just getting on…

It would have been nice to have music.

I'll give you my phone and you play
this one.

So. What will you tell her?
- Is it possible without slobber somehow?

I'll think of something.
- No. You will tell her this:

"Tanya, after I lost you I realized
that life without you is not life."

This is what you must do if you want
to succeed.

You never knew how much I love you.

You can even offer
to give her a ride.

And take her to your place,
and we will live together.

Why did we stop here?
- Let's buy flowers.

Come on, Sanya.

But there are no flowers here.

Dad!?

Good job, Thomas.
- Oleg Evgenievich, what's going on?

What work?
- Sanya, I had no other choice.

How could you? I trusted you, traitor.
- Let's go, daughter.

Come on.
- Do not touch me.

I overdid it, you overdid it,
we won't fight now.

We'll talk at home, come on.
- I'm not going anywhere with you.

Get in the car!
Dima, upload it.

Hands down! Let me go!
- Easier only with her.

Dima!
- I said let me go!

More carefully, Dima.
Tell him to be careful with her.

I hate you all.

She'll be fine.
Thank you very much once again.

Mom, about work...
- Yes, sorry, I almost forgot.

Come as we said.
- Not for that.

Don't be offended, take it.
- I meant to come back.

Who told you I'd bring you back?

Did you say? I didn't disappoint you.
You said you need me.

This and that.
- Eh, Thomas.

I don't need you. What should i do with you?
You said you were fine, didn't you?

Are you doing anything there?
Make them yourself. No work. No.

And if I need you, I'll
call you right away. Thank you for my daughter.

Let's discuss it shall we? Mommy?

Mom?