All language subtitles for Fizruk.S01E19.2014.WEB-DLRip.(AVC).MediaClub_xvid.bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series:
What do you think of my Light?

You have a lot going on with her.
- Do you want it?

My best worst
date ever.

Nobody needs me.
- Why? I need you.

Like a friend.
- Hello, Thomas.

Did you come for debt?

Thomas, you are a monster.
How did you manage to get them from this one?

Lame, money is there, no problems.
Go away.

Yes?
- Hello, Thomas.

What did you yell at early in the morning?
- I know it's morning.

I realized when everyone left
and I was alone. Come on, come quickly.

Let's have a drink.
- I can't, I'm not in the mood.

I can not recognize you. You used to not
miss such offers, but now?

"I have to go to school.
To study morons".

Do what you want but I want
old Thomas, do you understand?

The old one.
- Okay, I'm the old one now, I'm back.

And now will you come?
- I can't, I'm going to school.

But I'm the old one now, Psych, the old one.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
19 series

Oleg Evgenievich, they come here for salaries
for the next month even,

and I had to bring you by force.
- I warmed up with this run,

I completely forgot, and
I need my kints.

What a funny word "kinty".

So, there you go.

Are these for me?
- Teacher of the Year Salary.

Rank award.
- How many?

453 BGN and 73 cents.

I envy you so much.

And do you sell drugs at school?

No, these are for school repairs.

The company that won the competition
doesn't even have a current account.

And for that we will pay them in cash.
- How much will this repair cost?

Well, here they are somewhere around 300 thousand.

Normal.

Normal? Here there are 295 thousand
more than usual.

And who guards them?
- Please?

I was saying, what if someone sneaks in
and takes our money?

Come on, who would have thought
that there would be so much money in school?

No one will remember.
- No one has, you're right.

Are they for me? I'm leaving.
- Yes.

I'm going to buy a Bentley.

Cheers.
- Thank you.

Would you like some soup?
- No thanks.

Too bad for you.
And how was your perfect date?

It rained all day.
- It's a big deal that it was raining.

It was so romantic.
And finally he kissed me.

Is everything okay, Valya?
- Yes, I choked.

Now that you're all here.

I think we can now.

Dear colleagues, we want to tell you
something. So it happened,

that Lev Romanovich and I
are getting married tomorrow.

That's why we are waiting for you in the teacher's office
for a little celebration.

We were going to celebrate all of this
with a bang in the mess hall, but you see,

that teachers and money...
"Teachers and money..."

Aren't you crazy? You're crazy, ya.
Well, this is a wedding.

It's not even New Year's, it's a wedding.
Once in a lifetime, at most two, three...

If we're going to celebrate, let's celebrate.
I will bear all the expenses.

I will decorate the courtyard at my own expense,
the canteen with balloons, there will be champagne.

Greetings, little boys, and all we
want from you is a good mood. Is that fine?

Of course.

You selflessly help
your colleagues.

You make my dream come true,
you are a saint.

Don't go crazy, Leva,
you're giving me such compliments here.

I will thank you,
I have a rehearsal with the children now,

but until I thank you,
He will not add to me.

We are friends right.
Practical relatives.

We invite everyone to the canteen.
- Oleg Evgenievich,

you never cease to amaze me.

Enough, Tanya, and so I blushed.
- No, Lev is your friend.

Sveta is my friend,
so we are already a team with you.

Also, I am preparing for my
wedding now and I have a lot of ideas.

You and I will now be
such - witnesses.

According to an old tradition, the witnesses
are supposed to be given this and that.

The tradition that you and the bride had this and that is enough for us .

Shut up, Mustache.
- I was waiting for you.

Please? How did you know
that I would enter this one?

You always walk right into this one.
- Why are you following me, you pervert?

Why did he kiss her?
- What?

He broke our contract.
- Nothing like that happened.

The fact that you've gone 30 seconds without
peeing proves you're lying.

Now what?
- Here's what we're going to do.

I'll give you all the money,
and you'll stop dating Sasha.

What if I refuse you?
- I won't give you money.

OK, give me the money.

This is now Thomas.
It's Thomas, he's back.

Gosh, you should have gone to bed.
Why didn't you go to bed?

How do I go to bed
like an old friend is back?

Don't shout, please.
Better say what you think about the plan?

The plan is a killer. You've thought of everything,
like the good old... Wedding,

we take the safe while they are partying
we go back to the party

we secure an alibis and bam, bam.
And we disappear with the money. This is genius.

What bam-bam-bam,
we have to open the safe somehow.

I have one man,
the best at his trade.

Now he's free, isn't he, so he...
- Quiet a little.

...can open whatever you want
without any problems.

Oleg Evgenievich, some
unpleasant things have come up.

Yes. Well...
- The point is,

that the newlyweds have no
suits for tomorrow. Can you imagine?

What did I think, Tanya.
No problem. I'll be out in a moment

to find them something.
- Excellent. I have a few more ideas.

if the budget allows, of course.
Boutonnieres, cake,

ribbon for...
- Hello? Hello!

Let's break the safe at the same school...
- Crazy, Crazy?

Cracking the safe in a school?
- Oleg Evgenievich?

Tanche, order whatever you want,
I trust you completely.

Okay.

So, Thomas, he's in jail,
but his mother gave me another number.

The man is reliable.
- Another problem has arisen, Psych.

I don't have enough money for the wedding there
. I'm very stuck right now.

Will you help? I'll give them back to you later.
- No problems with such a plan.

Thomas is back.

So what, brother, come for us.
- Come on.

Straight up beauty, isn't it?
- Are you stupid, Psych?

You're going to feed the wedding guests pizza!?
- What? It's a hot breakfast.

Like warm sushi, they will rush at him.
And we won't talk about alcohol at all.

It does, yes.
- Everything is as you wanted it.

As cheap as possible, don't waste yourself.
- You are very good.

What about the other job?
- Everything is arranged.

Settled?
- Yes.

Constantine. This is Thomas.
- Kostya.

You have everything memorized, right?
I start the celebration

Your psyche opens the teacher's room
and you are already there.

Hello. Are these
your people responsible for the celebration?

Yes, they are.
- Who is responsible for what?

Alcohol and decoration.
- Yes.

And he...
- I am a relative.

We discussed my performance.

I'm going to sit down, and you'll call me.
- Okay, yes.

Tanya, how is it with you?
- Oleg Evgenievich, I prepared everything.

Everything is here, pigeons,
fireworks, decorations.

We have to pay everyone.
- And how much exactly do we have to pay in total?

To 3 thousand BGN.
- Three? No problem, Tanichka.

Give her three thousand, Psych.

Give here, what you squeezed them.
No problem, Tanichka.

Here you go. Everything is settled.
- Thank you.

I'll give them back to you, I told you.
- He will return them.

Let's not get distracted.

Oleg Evgenievich, you have arranged everything,
I know.

In what sense?
- You gave me the right size jacket.

A gift from the heart.
Just see how it fits you.

And Svetka's dress.
To Svetlana Petrovna.

Tastefully chosen.
- Yes, but here you can see a little too much.

Do you like?
- She's gorgeous, yes.

Does Oleg Evgenievich choose her?
- Yes, he.

You can show Tanya where
you bought them. She will soon...

No, no need, thanks.
- Why are we standing? Let's sit down.

As they say, sit longer.
Come on, dear guests.

Accounting

Bad? What are you doing here?

I... well... I was looking for you.

I'm starting to miss you.
- So you're one of the men,

which suddenly appear
and suddenly disappear. Right?

I was sick, I couldn't get up.
I was thinking about you.

Standing up - I came.

You are a bad boy, Lyosha.

That's exactly why I like you.

Shit, I'm waiting here like a fool.
And he neither picks up nor calls.

What are you angry about? This is Anton.
Everything can be expected from him.

And I set myself up for him.

To mind his own business. I'm going to change
here, will you mind?

To bother me? No.
Go naked if you want, I'm you...

...I don't look at you like that.
- And most importantly, we didn't fight.

We just agreed to come
and he disappeared.

Throw away the t-shirt.

Which shirt?
- The one on your knees.

Shall I throw it at you?
- To me, Valya, to me.

Strong?

Here it is.

Are you okay, Valya?
- Yes, something made my stomach cramp. I'm coming now.

Your dream came true,
you put rings on your hand.

Bitter!
Bitter! Bitter!

One two three four,

five six...

Psycho, what's going on here?
- He almost caught me.

I had to process it.

What do we do now?
- What what? Plan B".

You understand that I can't
move from here now.

So, I stay here on duty,
and you take Kostya

and go to the safe.
I'll cover for you, come on.

It seems we have no other choice.

...and the Frenchman died.

We're leaving now. And the Russian...
Remember where I was.

I'll tell you later.
- Is it a holiday, monkey?

Why should I have celebrated? For the young.
- What young ones?

Come on then, now here...
- Go now.

Oleg Evgenievich, I wanted to invite you.
- Yes, Tanichka?

Well, I'm running up and down here now.
- Enough, stop. Enough running.

Everything is up to par, the best wedding
I've ever attended.

I am very happy.
- Bravo to you. You are the top.

Let's Dance.

Tanya, I have to do something while
my relative can still stand.

But then I come to you.
Let's go, Konstantin Gavrilovich.

What are you doing, you moron?
How do you intend to open the safe,

if the door also makes it difficult for you?
- Quiet, I'm studying the complex lock.

What is there to study her? It
's a simple lock on a simple door.

Wait a minute.
- I could do it myself.

I wanted the lock to...
- Come on, you have two minutes.

Electronic?
- Are you asking me, you fool?

No, I find. It's electronic.

But it wasn't about
an electronic safe at all.

Consider what kind of safe a school might have .

Look at it for what it is.
Pure force majeure.

God, God!

Friends, we will not spoil our
relationship on this wonderful holiday,

I will not charge you for this
call. It's okay, is not it?

Sit down before I drink your blood,
rogue.

Psycho, Psycho, take it easy. Calm down,
look at it and think. Just think.

What to think? Can we break it
with something?

Let's break it, but with what?
- With what? I do not know.

Something heavy or with leverage?
- It won't do, it's made of thick cast iron.

So clear. With a bang, but what kind?
- Sure, yes, but what kind?

How do we blow it up? Fireworks?
- What?

Tanyukha brought fireworks. We'll wrap it
in them, fire and thunder, shall we?

That's right.
- I'm going for them then,

and you in the canteen. When I give you the signal,
immediately cause a commotion somehow.

Turn up the music or fight something.

Okay then, come on.
- Wait. And what are we going to do with it?

What about him? Drunk him unconscious
so he forgets everything.

Cash register fucked up.

Borisov, you really surprised me.
Great that he found money for Cyprus.

All normal people have already gone,
only I do not move from Russia.

Except I don't have a nice swimsuit, but nothing.
We will buy there, right?

Do you want to go to the park?
- What are we going to look for there?

On a picnic or just for a walk.
- Are you an idiot?

Can't you see what's going on outside?
Now we will call a taxi and leave.

By the way, we have to stay
a few days in Greece for shopping.

What do you think?
- I think I'm terribly tired of you.

Go to Cyprus or wherever you went.
- Borisov, don't freak out!?

Goodbye.
- Bory... Borisov!?

Who's going to pay for the lattes?

Dear guests, I ask for your
attention.

Tonight I made a small film,
a gift for Svetlana and Leva.

I threw it together in a hurry, of course,
but the important thing is that it's about love.

Watch carefully.

Yes?
- Quieter.

Not right now.
They have a little lyrical moment.

Ok, got it, I'll do it now.

Are you kidding me?
- Sorry, I didn't see you.

Not in front of the TV, please.

So what? I almost got my teeth knocked out.

Thomas!? What is this now!?

Where are the mangies?
- Who knows?

You said the money was in the safe, didn't you?

Or do you not keep your word anymore?
- I'm holding, I'm holding. Here they were.

How were they?
There were others, but they died.

Has he lost his flair at all?
- Wait, let me think.

Well, think. Come on. Do you know what
he's thinking? How are you going to pay me back?

For this whole wedding. About the catering,
the cake, various operators here.

For the fucking fireworks.
- Wait, Psych.

I'm leaving.

Sow?

In general, this was the first time
I was in such a situation.

Well, at least you're smiling now.
- Thank you very much, Valya.

I am really very glad
to have you. It's weird, but...

...you're always there
when I need you.

Do not open!
- It's raining, I'm coming back now, take it easy.

Sasha, please
don't open the door.

Sorry, baby. I got caught in the rain
and my battery died.

He never noticed
how much I love you,

that something is happening to me.

You were in love...

Kostya, I can't find my keys.
- Do not worry.

I can open any lock.

Oleg Evgenievich, Oleg Evgenievich,
why are you alone?

Come with us.
- Lyoha, did you scroll?

On our first wedding night?
- Yeah right.

Then, Oleg Evgenievich,
it was from us.

Oleg Evgenievich, thank you very much.

Especially your friend.

Elvira Petrovna?
- Yes?

Are you going by taxi?
Shall we share it, do we live close by?

I took the money for the weekend that I'm afraid
for them, I'm somehow uneasy.

Let's go then.
- Thank you very much.

Oleg Evgenievich?

Did something happen?
- Everything is fine. Everything.

I just wondered if I'm doing
something wrong with my life?

Why shouldn't it be as it should be, everything
is as it should be.

You yourself arranged such a feast for the people.
What are you even talking about?

This is all nonsense. It's nothing.
- It's not stupid. Don't be shy.

You should not be modest.
A monument should be erected to you.

I'm very proud of you.
And I admire you.