All language subtitles for Fizruk.S01E18.2014.WEB-DLRip.(AVC).MediaClub_xvid.bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series: I'll run away from home
if you command me.

Go. Shall I help you with your luggage?

What do you think of my Light?
- You have a lot going on with her.

Do you want it?
- We need to talk seriously.

Are you abandoning me?
- I have a suggestion for you,

which you can't refuse.
- I came to pick up my son.

I didn't know it was yours.
- No problem, but you owe me.

Good morning.

Good morning, Elvira Petrovna.

We didn't notice you.

To be honest, I didn't think
it would be so hard for you.

I am suffering a lot.

It just burns me up inside. It burns me.
- I don't even know how to help you.

How will you help me, Tanichka?
A hole. Emptiness in the soul.

That's it, nobody needs me.
- Why?

I need you.

Like a friend. You can safely
count on my help, friend.

I could use
a friendly massage now.

Or maybe even better,
a friendly joke.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
18 series

Super song.
I want to congratulate you with her.

Do you know how it translates?
- Well, it's probably something for love. "Luff, Luff".

They sing that love has left and
they are nobody. All ended.

Then I'll say hello to Banana.
I'll be right back.

Audio translation and subtitles kotaraka_eek

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Hello, daughter.
- Dad!?

Dad. I came to drink coffee
with my beloved daughter.

Seriously? Sweetheart? For two weeks
you didn't care if I was still alive.

Don't call, nothing.
A loving father.

Sanya, you could also
send at least one SMS, right?

That's right, it's my fault.
- You asked me not to mess with you, did you?

Here, I am not mistaken. how is life
- Just great.

I don't regret running away
from home at all. I'm very happy.

Happy?
- Yes.

Well, goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Lame!?
- Hello, Thomas.

What do you want?
- I came to see an old friend.

Please, Lame, no more.
- You've gotten better, I see.

You used to be as bad as a dog, no
man could approach you.

And see her now. Have you found a wife?
- Do you really want to know?

Which one?
- The world. Teacher, I love her very much.

You're just kidding. A prankster.
No, I didn't ask about that one.

And for this one.

By the way, does Mamai know
you live with his daughter?

Did you come because of the debt?
- Why do you reduce everything to money?

I don't take money from friends.
- What do you want?

Briefly, the case is as follows.
One of our exes disappeared.

Can you imagine, he forgot to tell me
he was going out of business and disappeared.

And he forgot to give me back 130 thousand.
I want you to find him, Thomas.

Listen, Lame. Get the smelly
pictures and get out of my sight. clear?

Hear me, Thomas. Offend my loved one.
You owe me.

Or you'll work it off,

or you will collect the parts of the bodies
of your loved ones all over Moscow.

What would you say?

Very good that he agreed.
Here are some photos for your memory.

I'll go again tonight.
Don't be sad for me.

Sanya? Sanya?

Sanya, did someone insult you?
- No.

Why are you crying then?
- Because I feel like crying.

So it was.

Sanya, why are you sulking here?

Let's go somewhere on vacation.
- Where are we going?

Surprise. You just have to trust me.
- Surprise.

It'll be kind of like our little,
nice adventure. Is that fine?

Is 5 minutes enough for you to get well?
Okay, come on.

Yes?
- Tanya, I'm calling you to ask you,

don't you want to go out
for a walk?

Oleg Evgenievich, I think
you should have understood, dear,

that I go out and walk
only with Slav.

No, not in that sense. You did not understand me.
Just like colleagues.

You told me yourself, that I can
count on you if there's anything.

Now is there something?
- There is something.

Sanya is lying here and is sucking something.
And I'm a man, right?

I can't help her, I don't know how.
So save me, friend.

Ok my friend, as promised.

Great. We will come in a moment.

Yes?
- Dress code: sports outfit and sneakers.

Why?
- Right. Surprise.

The fairy tale. Fantasy.
Have you seen "Bavarian"?

I wasn't even born then.
- So, Oleg Evgenievich,

I really want to know why we change
cars, why we are in sports teams

and where are we going?
- I will tell you the following, Tanche.

Take it for what it is, kids...

...where they go with the yellow "Ikarusi".
- Excursion?

Excursion. Well done, Sanya.
You are very smart. You're out of your mind.

Ladies, please welcome to the 90's.
The children sit in the back.

madam please

Can I?
- What? Open it.

Sasha?
- Slaughterhouses.

Ten years ago it was
the best car in the world.

Those were golden times, girls.
Everyone knew who was running

who to shoot. If I had
driven such a Bavarian 10 years ago,

the girls would jump naked into it.
You would go up too.

I? No? I do not. Hardly.
- He would, he would.

Hardly, then I was finishing
school and met Slav.

School and Slav, for 10 years
nothing seems to have changed.

Sanya, surely you don't remember
what happened 10 years ago?

I remember. Ours got divorced.
- Well, it's a big deal.

What now? We won't remember
the bad things.

Sash?
- And behind this forest. Behind this one.

There was a warehouse. Here the roof is visible.
You saw it, didn't you? did you see

We used to steal non-ferrous metals from there
at that time. Straight with trucks.

Legally of course. Nothing else.
- Sash, and you during this time

did you live with your father alone?
- Why are you hooking her? I have no words.

Where did we go? Should we solve problems
or rest?

Friends, colleagues.
- I've always wanted a dad

to teach me to drive a car.

What?
- As our late foreman used to say,

it doesn't just happen with desire. Come here.
- Seriously?

Seriously!?
- And our dreams sometimes come true.

If we crash, Oleg, I'll kill you.
There is no booklet. He can't drive.

Great job and that's how I learned.
It's easy, like a wheel.

Gas pedal, brake pedal.
You sit down and go. Come on.

Sit down.

You press the pedal...
- I know. I watched video tutorials.

Stop, bunny, you don't have to pull anything.
It's automatic

Turn on speed. So.

And the big foot on the gas.
- Oleg Evgenievich.

There's nothing, just...
He stepped on the gas lightly.

Well done, you feel the car.

Executioners?
- No, no problem.

Shall we change already?
- On the contrary, bunny, the gas came on.

And forward, the first possible left.

Are we going somewhere exactly?
- We're not going anywhere exactly.

We're just riding. Where our eyes see.
Turn, like that, more, like that.

That's it, looks like we got away.

In what sense.
- In a sense, we're almost there.

Thank you Oleg Evgenievich,
it was great.

It's okay, I can give it to you
to go to school with.

Oleg Evgenievich!?
- With me, very clearly. When I get drunk.

Oleg Evgenievich!?
Is the lake your surprise?

The lake, this is my surprise.
- Great.

Can we go for a boat ride?
- Maybe with the boat. What else is it for?

Come on, girls, get on.
- Okay. Oleg Evgenievich,

you have foreseen everything.

Come on, boatswain and parrot.
- Oleg Evgenievich, what about you?

I can not. I feel like throwing up.
I'll take a walk around.

I'm here.

For your father. Forgive me
if it's none of my business,

but I want to tell you
that I completely understand you.

You?
- Yes, Tatyana Alexandrovna,

did your father treat you
like you were his property?

Or maybe he thought that everything
you do is stupid and frivolous?

My father is not, but there is a man next to me
who treats me just like that.

I'm ready for anything for you,
Goldilocks.

Where is my handsome man?

What is it, Oleg Evgenievich?
- Back!

A gun?
- Look at it, it's really a gun.

I took off my pants, squatted down
to pick mushrooms and looked at a gun.

It must be the hunters.
- Should we do something for sure?

Should we call the police?
What if they killed someone?

No girls, they sure
didn't kill anyone with this one.

they hurt him the most.
I have that feeling.

Enough, what are you up to? In the 90's
I always walked around with one on hand.

It was more relaxed to ride with him.
- That's why the girls went up.

What do we do now?

Do you want to shoot the trees?

No, thank you very much.
- Just to overcome the stress.

I prefer to fight it
with many different methods.

What kind?
- What about music, sports.

Take it as a sport.
- Try it, Tatyana Alexandrovna.

I won't talk about it at school.

The hand...
- Did you see it? I hit it.

Well done.

I hit again. Did you see?
Just amazing, did you see?

That's not a water gun for you.
- I immediately felt the power and authority.

And that's a very bad thing, Sasha.

How are we with the weather? Well,
girls, it's time to go back.

We're going to throw the gun away, God forbid someone
gets hurt with it.

We'll throw it out.
- That's right, come on.

Come on, little gun, bye.

I'll bet my life on roulette

I will leave a "luck" tax
in the casino,

let them say that I don't believe
in fate.

I want to live in your dreams.
(I want to live in your dreams.)

And now all together.

"Bye, bambino" - cries the lady.
Give me a little chance at least.

Everybody dance with me and you.
(Everyone dance with us)

Is your stomach revolting?
- I think it's yours.

True. In the morning I ate very little
in the school chair. I'm hungry now.

How about we get something to eat?
- You can.

I'm very hungry too.
- We'll stop now.

At the first restaurant we see.

Eyes do not believe. Thomas is here. Thomas.

Hello.
- Good to see you.

Dear people, please excuse me,
the cafe is closing. Everyone out, come on.

No need.
- I said quickly.

Get out, please. Go away.

Do you know him?
- We worked together a long time ago.

How glad I am to see you.
We haven't seen each other in a hundred years . I look married.

You had a child, didn't you?
And he didn't invite me to the wedding.

We're not actually...
- Enough. Do not. Then.

Do you know that your father saved my life?
- No need, Azret.

Right? He never told us
about it.

Because your dad is tight-fisted.
Eat, cheers, come on.

The first establishment we see, huh?
- Can you imagine?

What a coincidence. Come on,
eat. I'll be out in half an hour.

Let everyone see my Bavarian.
Now they will bring you everything.

Azreth? Take it easy bro.
- What?

Sorry, bro, as usual.
- I have some work.

Will you take care of mine there?
- No problem. I'll take care

I will feed them, I will water them.
Everything will be fine.

If they ask, I haven't moved from here.
- I promise. I remember the old days.

Now such times have come,
no one comes here.

It's good that at least you remember
your old friends. Bravo Bravo.

OK, I'll go.
- Come on.

Sleep does not catch me in the dark,
I come to you again,

expensive casino.
"Kar me - bye, bambino."

A night with Mexican wine,
and he doesn't care about luck

that trouble will overtake him today.

I'll bet my life on roulette,

I will pay a "luck" tax in the casino...

Hello Darling.

My favorite man is back.
- Come on, daddy.

Get ready, we're leaving.

Why are you leaving? See how happy
a woman and a child are. Sit down, let's talk.

Azret, they are not my wife
and daughter.

Let's go.
- Where did cheerful Thomas go?

Did the car break down?
- Yes, she is old now. Let's go.

Thank you.
- Goodbye.

You had a very cool past.
Unusual and fun.

Too bad mine isn't.
- You didn't get that lucky.

Thomas, you are a monster.
How did you manage to get them from this one?

My people failed.
- Lame,

there is money, no problems. Go away.
If again...

... you threaten my loved ones,

I will find you and cut you
to pieces. You and your people.

I'll bury you in a cabbage patch.
- It scared the hell out of me. Horror.

About to get wet. Bye.