All language subtitles for Fizruk.S01E17.2014.WEB-DLRip.(AVC).MediaClub_xvid.bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series:
What are you doing?

I waited all day.
- You will wait a little longer.

I vote for Anton.
- This one has no brains.

I believe in him.

I like this Tanya.
- What kind of one?

So wrong. Come on in.

Look at her. What a drum
we have here. It distracts me.

Did you freak out? Why are you scaring me?
- I decided to start playing sports.

And I want you to train me.
- I?

Well yes. You're strong, you're badass,
you're just like Van Damme.

Did those octogenarians spank you again?
Now we will find their tartar,

10 deep squats and his
legs will be shaking all the way to the finish.

Is not that. I just want to...
I don't know how to say it,

Just say it.
- To be more...

...masculine.
- What?

How about attracting the female sex.

That's what it was.
do you have kinty

Find yourself a gold digger.
And that's what I'm teaching you.

Haven't you had a wife before?

But it's work.

How do you live then?
With a cat?

Just kidding.

Take it easy. Such is life, Leo,
you understand?

Some don't know how to attract
chicks,

and others wonder how
to get rid of them.

Take it easy, that's enough.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
17 series

And finally our biggest prize.

With this, to put it mildly,
historic game win,

the inspector from the Ministry of Russia will personally greet you ,

It's true that I only answer for Moscow,
Ilya Nikolaevich. Please, we hear you.

Waiter... gnome... intellectual...

Ilya Nikolaevich, I will call you again.

Someone from "Informatics" downloads
a movie again, the whole net is pulling.

I will learn them now.

Of course, I'm not Iliya Nikolaevich,
but I know you.

I have to thank you.
- You to me!? For what?

Thank you, it's nice to be
not only beautiful but also smart.

You have always been more than
just that to me...

...that is, and this...
Okay, go on.

In short, thank you for believing in me,
now I want to do something for you.

In what sense?
- What do you want?

I...
Can we go out together?

On a date? Going well.
- But not a real date.

Without rushing.

Do I look like someone
who would do that?

No, but just in case.

My dears, the greeting is cancelled.

We forgot to pay our net,
and this is a weak signal from the coffee.

To turn on the ipod actually.

Audio translation and subtitles kotaraka_eek

Listen, Svetik.
- Are you done yet?

No. What do you think? I must
be very tired of you already?

Do you want to talk right now?
- Yes.

If I have hurt you with something, Svetik,
you must tell me.

Enough nonsense.
- Wait.

If I hurt you and you don't know
how to let me go,

just say don't worry
- That's enough, everything is fine.

Can't you see
we were made for each other.

I like you so much inside me.

Enjoy watching!

But I only use you for sex.
I'm selfish, understand.

Sure. So that's how you turn me on?

Oh, Svetik, be more careful with your nails.

Your mother...

Disappear. Come on, have fun.
- Enough, it hurts.

So he's in pain and not me!?

I have to break up with her.
- With the cat?

With Sveta, what a cat you are. And I told you
it was a cat, not a cat.

So your
balls hurt because of the cat?

You are so dumb.
- Enough already, don't get involved.

Kitten.

I don't understand, Thomas, what
don't you like about the World?

She lets you in regularly, she doesn't want you to feed her,
without any commitment.

What more do you want?
- I must need something else.

I have a once in a lifetime chance
with a woman like Tanya.

It's nice. But you know what?
Find out if he's looking after a cat at their place.

Fuck you.
- Okay. I don't understand why you are getting attached?

Fuck her. Tell her:
"Go away, I'm bored, it's over.

Come on, get out of here, goodbye, Sveta".
- What was shouted?

How do I tell her? If Tanya finds out
I used her friend?

Will I have to be alone again?
- Pass it on to someone.

I was going to offer myself, but I don't
care for another one. I wont be able to.

I have to leave her in good hands.
I have a stuck client.

I analyzed all our meetings with Anton
and realized the main mistake.

That you don't suit each other?
- No.

That I didn't prepare
for a date at all. I was left to my own devices.

But now I am fully prepared.
This will be the perfect date.

For the perfect date, you don't need
perfect muffins, but a perfect person.

That's right, you're right.

The cupcakes are not worth it,
I will bake others.

Nine... Come on, push it.

Nineties...

Come on, seven.

And three. Three is good for a start.

Sit down and rest, L'ova.

What do you think of my Saint?
- For Svetka?

In the sense of Svetlana Petrovna?
- Petrovna.

A real goddess. Aphrodite.
You have a lot going on with her.

So you were thinking about her. Did you dream?

Have you had sleepless nights?
- To be honest,

I had some fantasies.
- For her?

But I reckoned with you.
- Sure.

I can only dream of such a woman.
- Sometimes dreams, Leo,

come true and not only theirs.
Do you want it?

In what sense?
- Do you want the goddess?

Svetlana Petrovna?
- Petrovna?

But she is your wife.
- And what?

You are my friend.
- Thanks. And you are my friend.

No chick should stand between friends .

If my friend likes my wife,
come and take her as a gift.

Like giving
your little brother the pants off you.

But Svetlana Petrovna is not a thing,
nor a pair of pants.

It's better than pants.
- And he might not lie.

He will agree.
Loves brute, masculine strength.

I am not like that.
- I am. Everything you need

is to beat me.
Get over me.

This is not possible.

Its possible.

It's very tasty. Where did you buy them from?
- I made them myself.

Why?

No, Lynn. Did you find any trash again?
- Why is your dog without a muzzle?

He put it on himself.
- Everything is fine.

Nothing can spoil
our wonderful day.

It's on a cloud. It will stop now,
we can continue in peace.

Can we go to a cafe?
- No.

There's an underpass nearby, we can wait for it
to stop and continue.

Are you okay?

Great.

Lev Romanovych.
- Lev Romanovych?

Lev Romanovich, yes, are you having problems?
- Not everything is fine. Welcome.

No, don't take off your clothes,
maybe with your shoes on in this house.

Then Sveta will wash. Right?
- Well yes.

I'll wash it, no problem.
I will wash.

I cook.
- Shall I start playing?

I will start and you will continue.
Say: "Is this how you talk to a woman?".

Punch me in the stomach, kick me.
- Don't you think

that the plan is stubborn after all?
- It's late already. Welcome, Lev.

Come on, sit where you're comfortable,
enjoy the chair, enjoy the sofa.

Put your feet up, take it easy, we're human.
- It's almost done. Are you going to eat here?

or in the kitchen?
- Has a TV sprung up in the kitchen?

No.
- Then what are you asking? Here, very clear.

Oleg, did something happen?
- It will happen if you don't change your tone.

Okay.
- I remembered that I forgot the iron to...

Sit down. are you stupid

Did we agree, Lova?

What is this? Are you going to feed dogs?
- Well...

So Lev Romanovich and I must
eat the meat without a knife? Right?

Do you always eat without a knife?
- What did you yell at me?

I guess you haven't eaten fart recently?
Haven't you eaten in a while?

What's wrong?
- What?

What did you say? Are you protecting her?

What do you afford?
- How are you, hello? Stop yourself.

Why are you hitting me like that? Wow.

What are you doing? Let me see you now.
- Boys?

Leva, reduce it a little, it hurts.

Does it hurt, huh? And it doesn't hurt her
when you talk to her like that, does it?

Boys, men, were you scrolling?
- Tell me? Huh?

Does it hurt, huh?

Normal. Everything is fine.

Classic knockout, elbow
to the lower jaw.

It wasn't me, it was you. You hit her.
- Of course. Yes.

If it were me, we'd be driving her
to the woods in the trunk of the car right now.

I didn't like this story from the beginning
. At least call an ambulance?

Or let's go tell someone.
- I didn't like the plan either

at first. Now I saw it was perfect.
Everything just settled down.

What plan? I do not understand?

This is your chance, don't waste it.
He moved closer to the sofa.

Did it get very wet?
- I'm not going to shower today.

How romantic.
Play for both of us.

We have to give him money.

Only 2 BGN. Good job.

And I'm giving you a concert. I saw
you have bigger ones, get them here quickly.

Are you blind?
- Oh, miracle, I saw.

We won't give you anything. You cheat us.
- Wait, Sasha.

Let me talk to him.
- Yes?

Let's hear you, talkative.

There is no one, get out.

Smile, it's not that bad.
You look even...

...kind of nice.

Lev Romanovich!?
What are you doing here?

I do not know.
- What happened?

I do not know.
- Where is Oleg?

I do not know.
- Do you know anything at all?

We pulled away slightly with him.

And we hit you by accident.

Then you joined.

Excuse me, Svetlana Petrovna.

You have nothing in common, you even
defended me, like a real man.

No need to discuss it.
- Don't be shy, a real hero.

Do you feel pain? We have to put
something cold on it or it will swell.

You can't walk puffy,
you have beautiful eyes.

There is cat food in the fridge.

Do you have a cat?
- Yes.

I'm kind of out of clothes.

Did something happen between us?

How do you feel?
Was there or not?

I have no basis for comparison. I don't know
how a man must feel

who did...

How so? A wonderful, kind, kind
and caring man has never had a wife before?

It can not be true.
- What's wrong?

My keys were left in my jeans.
They're with that underground rat.

What about yours?
- They'll be back in 3 hours.

I'll wait with you.
- As you wish.

The neighbors seem to be cooking
something delicious on purpose.

Aren't you hungry?

To put it mildly.
I purposely didn't eat before the meeting.

Do you have any cupcakes left?
- Yes.

I left some spares here,
thought we'd feed the ducks with them.

Very tasty.
- Please excuse me,

I wanted everything to be perfect,
and it happened completely unplanned.

Shall I tell you honestly? It was
the worst meeting of my life.

Even when you were about to be blown away
by the wind, I thought it would be terrible.

At least the dog didn't run you over.
- Yes, but he would have bitten off my hand,

along with the cupcake.
- But he didn't fall on his face in the mud,

like me, so you pass.
- Yes, I went through half of Moscow

with a woman's coat on a naked body. The next
time you mess with those,

warn. I won't dress
so nice.

You know, it was my best
worst date ever.

Well, did it warm you up? For the first time...
- Oleg Evgenievich...

...warm you in your life.
- I came just to talk.

We're just talking.
- Better let me do the talking.

I won't digress,
we need to have a serious talk.

At first I even liked
you being so wild,

never listening to my opinion
and being rude to me all the time.

Sure, everyone likes it.
- Now I need something more

of brute male strength. I want
you to take care of me

to worry about me,
to talk to me.

You haven't even kissed me on the lips yet.
- Did I not understand something?

Are you teasing me?
- Yes.

Rather, I came to thank you
because it was you who helped me

to see the man who had been in front of me
all along.

That's what you mean.

What a treacherous woman you are.

But we have to understand each other somehow.
You and Leo are a good match.

Thank you.
- So what did you put up with me for?

Because of the wild, hot
and unique sex he has with me.

I used to think so too,
now I have found the perfect man.

What did you say? Leva is better than me?
- You're fine too.

If I had to rate you on a five-point scale,
Lova would be a 5, and you would be a minus 4.

What's your 4 minus?
- Even more like 3 plus.

But honestly scored 3.
- Do you know how many chicks I've been through?

It's not about quantity,
it's about quality. Plus Lova

think about the partner. And
he is still so tireless.

Tireless?
- It makes a lot of difference.

Don't be upset
and you are trying very hard.