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So far in the series: Me and Mamaeva?
What a joke.

I will pay you.
- I don't understand what our relationship is.

Are we dating or not?
- Baby, of course we're going out.

Do you really love Slav?
- Of course.

We love each other very much and I have a wonderful
relationship with my loved one.

Pounce.
- And what is this?

It is very good. I bet 10 B's
that the 7th grade would beat them at football.

I trained the little ones a bit and that's it.
They tied the knots.

Can you train me a little too?

What about our friend?
- Your story bored her.

What happened?
- We have the Olympics tomorrow

and she is responsible.
- Two questions immediately arise.

What do I owe her? And what
is this Olympics? Running, jumping?

This is an intellectual game, our
school has been losing for 5 years now

from the neighboring school. The kids don't even
want to play anymore.

So here it is.
He worries about the children.

It's not just that. The head of
the rival was Tanya's classmate.

Constantly annoys her.
Very unpleasant guy.

That's where you should have started. It looks
like they're pushing ours, and we're sitting here

with the notebooks in the trenches.
- That's enough. Every year around this time

gets depressed. She'll be fine.
- No, no, Svetik.

It is not so. If they beat ours nearby,
I always join. We have to save

A plate. Shall I open one for you?

PHYSICAL TEACHER
16 series

I won't shit. Come on in.
- So this one is physics inclined,

mathematics and suicide.
- Does not bother me. Who is this?

It's happening. The minus becomes. I like.
- I agree.

The next one.
- Kraitsov. Three Olympics without a loss.

Favorite fruit - janka.
- Who is he?

The dandelion. Get up, Dandelion gets up
and cuts his pipe.

We take Dandelion.
- Evgenievich, I did 30 laps.

can i go to the chair
- Why is your T-shirt dry?

and it doesn't smell? Who are you lying to?
You weren't even out of breath. He ran.

Because of the lie, another 30. Duck walking.
Go Banana.

Go I tell you. Stop it.
Good reaction.

We'll need one for the team.
Come here. You will play such a game…

An intellectual game.
- No, I'd rather make rounds.

Okay, we'll roll the ball over the opponent
and all the glory and chicks will be ours.

Go for a walk.
- No, Oleg Evgenievich,

as soon as there are chicks, I'm participating too.
- Either way, you're punished, Banana.

Duck walking. 30 laps. March.

Well friends, let's see,
one, two, three, four...

...and five. We need another one.
- I suggest Anton Borisov.

Who is he? Borzov?
- What is a person in our team for?

who only has a 6 in physical?
- If he's dumb, let's change his nickname

and call him Stupid?
- Actually, he's smart.

He just has to believe in himself.

So you pushed your people
and I can't?

So it's decided, Borzov.
Here you go friends...

...dream Team.
- And what?

We're going to expose ourselves to the whole municipality again
, right?

In that case, I think it's better
to give up contention altogether.

I do not know. We'll say
they have a fever.

What are you looking at like that, aunties, what's up?
- Well nothing.

Tatiana decided this time to give herself
up to the other school without a fight.

Great. And what did we gather the team for?
- Us?

Yes. I assembled such a team that the opponent
would give up before we started.

Right? And where is your team?
- Here it is. Enter.

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Yes. A real dream team.
- Exactly.

Well, I wish you success then.
Victory in a towel is tied to you.

Thank you. Kids, go now,
we'll talk later.

I'm coming now.

I'm glad you're with us.

When I heard that one person is not enough for you,
I immediately said to myself that this place is mine.

Antoh, we will be on the same team. Super cool.
- Take your hand away!

At least thank you for telling.
- Remind me, please

when did i ask you to assemble a team?
- What do you have to ask me for!?

In your eyes I saw "Thoma, SOS, help."
- Didn't you happen to see there,

that I want to withdraw from the competition?
What's the point if we lose?

It's your fault, Tanya. You can't
give up before we start.

I'll tell you a story. Some
friends and I went to Perm in the 90s,

with two cars. Purely business negotiations.
- Yes, yes, I thought so.

We met the local gang. Such
old ladies.

Next to a fighter, first level, berets,
I said to ours: "Guys,

look how they are puffed up, a whole crowd
has come, we must fight.

We'll have to put up with them until '99 anyway ."

We accepted paint.
We had iron there various.

You must not give up, Tanya,
you must not, never in your life.

Miscellaneous questions. Each will answer
a different topic. Simeon - mathematics,

Vitya - physics, Valya...
- Philosophy, sociology, criminology,

world conspiracy theory.
- That's exactly how I wrote it down.

Anton, which subject is your strongest?
- I don't have anything specific.

It is universal.

Sure, but what excites you the most?
- Russian rap.

It is precisely these sciences that our intellectual machine needs .

Something you don't like?
- I've been looking for you everywhere. How it goes?

Well, we gathered to decide
who will answer for which topic.

Fuck the threads, that's what
matters, friends.

Coat of arms. So when the opponent sees us,
he will immediately know that we are a gang.

Give them out. Let people know
that you can't joke with us at all.

Is there one left? Who is gone?
Tatiana Savovna.

Give me a hand, come on, come on.
- Oleg Evgenievich,

it's an intellectual game,
not fight club.

5 years of cramming these questions
and what? Nothing. It's all gone, right?

Who is responsible? Responsible,
- Who?

the main one. Whoever answers the questions
thinks. Who is the main one?

Captain. He chooses how to respond.
- Right, Captain.

Our captain is Sanya Mamaeva.

It has character. What are the requirements?
- That's what you should have started with.

Let's start with that.
- They put a strain on the team.

The team thinks, deciding how
to answer, they press the button.

Whoever presses first - answers.
- Button, we'll use Banana.

And I was wondering what it was for. When you hear
the question, you immediately press the button. Do not think.

You are only responsible for the button. clear?
- What about the rest of us?

Minus, you make smart suggestions.
Dandelion, always ready to help.

Borzov, you are responsible for the strength
of the team, so put on a vest,

show some muscles
And Mustaka remained, Valya.

You be dim. For the enemy to see
some dim spot...

...with a mustache.

To terrify them. Ah, a name.
What is the name of the opposing team?

"Newton's Children".
- Where have you heard Chelyabisk champions

or at least Solntsev's children are
Newton's? I need something stronger.

We will name ourselves after the captain.
She is from Mamaev, we are from Mamaev. Come on.

Do you think all this will help?
- Will help.

Why do you think I'm still in the game? Because
I've never been afraid of anyone.

Do you know what my motto is?
I haven't told anyone yet.

You're either on the horse or you're under it.
Or to the horse at all.

We are a gang. Yes.

Gang?

Come on Borzov. Friends.
- Tatyana Savovna?

Tatiana Savovna, you are also in the bucket.

Well then.
- Gang?

Gang.
- Gang. It is.

Don't block the adrenaline.
A little more and we'll take them away.

No, I just spoke to that Vadim.

Their captain...
God, he just annoys me.

That's how he talked to me, 5 minutes with him
and my nerves went to the cinema.

Don't worry, old feud.
- Vadim you say?

Oleg Evgenievich, just no arguments,
please.

What quarrels? I'm going to the bathroom.

Hello, worm, who is Vadim?
- Get your paws off. For you Vadim Yurich,

what do you want neanderthal

I came to talk about Tanya.
Why are you pressuring her?

Guess what, Dungalak.

I'm going to punch you in the floor.
Nothing that you are...

What? Have you run out of vocabulary?

Such... as a tick
- Better small than dimwitted.

Shut up! Mine will spare you.
You'll be crying here later.

You will return to Fort Boyar.
- It really scared me, I was shaking.

Disappear. And get some Vaseline
so it doesn't hurt so much.

What did you say?
- What he heard.

The most important thing is not to get nervous.
Let's not create situations

in which our brain stops.
We analyze everything without panic,

and shouters.
- Small nit. So friends,

that's it. The time has come. Get inspired,
get angry, let's go bury them.

Preferably vertical. Did you understand?
These children of the gnome.

We were told to stay calm.
- Relax, I'll bury you straight away.

Remember one thing friends,
every game in your life is played,

as if it were your last.
If necessary you will even die,

only to win. clear?
We are only going to win. Remember.

"This is Sparta!"

What happened, Oleg Evgenievich?
- Nothing has happened.

I just want to inspire the team, so to speak , to get them fired up,

to set them up for victory.
Where are the rings?

You're scary, Banana.
- Where is yours?

Can I keep it
for a much more urgent case?

Here's one for you, Tatiana Savovna, an
emergency. By the way, it suits you very well.

So remember, friends,
we are winners. Right?

We go and conquer
because we are what?

11 A
- We are "Mamaevtsi".

We are "Mamaevtsi". We go
and smash them. Come on.

We go and smash.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Just
now the long-awaited moment has arrived.

A merciless intellectual battle.
Will the perennial underdogs succeed

Mamevtsi to oppose
the undisputed champions.

The Caresses of Fate,
"Newton's Children."

We begin the battle and may the stronger
win.

Attention first question.

The pirates called them "dead men"
because their spirit left them.

Who are they?

Why did he press the button immediately?

The team has no time to think.
- Well, think. What is my fault?

My job is the button.
- Who will be in charge?

Complete silence in the hall.

The question is complicated...
- Why are you so worried?

You stressed the children, now they are afraid.
- What are they afraid of?

I just shared with them, so to speak,
my energy and talent. But they are small

and they cannot take advantage of it.
- I think they are empty rum bottles.

What do you think?
- Answer as you wish.

No discussions after pressing.
Your answer?

Let me. I have a strong guess.
- Valentin Bialov will be in charge.

Our answer, of course, is dirty
socks. Because pirates constantly

they sailed and fought and of course
they didn't have time to wash their clothes.

The socks started to
smell bad, or the spirit was leaving them.

The answer is accepted and it's...
a wrong answer. "Newton's Children"?

Our answer is empty bottles.

That's...
...absolutely correct.

Big deal.
- These are real professionals.

We have to break for a break.
- There's no need, take it easy and we lose like that.

I need a timeout, to turn the tide
of the game, or they're going to beat us.

Attention second question.
- We want a timeout.

I heard you, but I want to remind you
that in our ruthless game, there are no breaks.

There already is.

There's only one way to
pause.

Take a blitz round, then
5 minutes are given to the team to think.

We take it as a credit blitz.
- This is a very clever plan.

I remind you that
5 points are given immediately for a victory in blitz.

We also take a blitz round. Why
give these unicellulars a chance.

We accept the challenge,
Master Yoda.

Did you freak out? If we were
in a real firefight, over.

You are done. Minus, you've
already lost an arm. it's raining

they shoot you and you stand and chew
snot, seal whisker.

Banana, well done to you without remarks.
- Do you want a pill, Evgenievich?

How many of them have you drunk already?

Go wash your face, honey,
with cold water.

Friends.

We have to decide who will blitz.
- What do we have to decide?

Who is the main one? You are.
So you will play.

I do not agree.
I vote for Anton.

Please?
- Yes. Vitya and Simeon have already played me.

We gave Valya a chance.
There is nothing to talk about him . I am very nervous.

We need a cool person.
- What kind of cold-blooded person are you?

I believe in him.
- He has no blood at all, not in the brain.

Like you know everything?
- I do not have to.

Who am I? The trainer. I am in the center
of the spider's web. I guide you.

Oleg Evgenievich, you yourself said
that I am the one responsible.

So I make decisions. I got it already.
Anton will play.

Banana, Banana.

Pee, pee, uncle
will wait.

Come, it's free now.

I have an offer for you
that you can't refuse.

Tatyana Savovna, you cannot enter.
- Sashenka, I won't go in there,

I'll come in here.
- Well then.

But it can't be there, just in case.
- Yes I understood.

You waited for him, you dreamed of him.

Blitz round, the decisive battle.
Three questions, one winner.

First question. In 20 years, he rose
from an ordinary sailor to a vice admiral.

His last name is Mihailov,
and his first name is?

I do not know.

You have a chance, young man.

I have no idea.
- His name was Peter the First.

Second question. Complete the sentence
said by Jackie Chan,

I didn't want to be the second Bruce Lee,
I wanted to be the first?

Anatoli, wake up.

I do not know.

I wanted to be the first Bruce Lee.
- And that's it...

...absolutely false. He wanted to be
the first Jackie Chan.

And again the result remains the same.
Intrigue, contested battle.

Borisov playing blitz?
- I'm doing fine, fine.

Did you wash it?
- Well yes. I understand now

where am i and what am i doing here
And I'm getting nervous again.

Take it easy. Their captain
dropped off the luggage already.

Why are you so calm,
if he doesn't answer, we lose again.

I hadn't thought of that.
Borzov?

Tighten up.
- Come on bro.

Third question. The only chance
to turn the game around.

Cougar, bird, snake,

blueberry and snapdragon.
Which of the following is redundant?

Everything is simple.
Blueberry is the correct answer.

Because the blueberry is a wild fruit,
and the others are from the animal kingdom.

What wild fruit?
Blueberry is a rapper. There was a group.

I think the redundant one is Pticka because
he is from Moscow and the others are rappers

from other regions.
- Answers accepted,

contestants to come to me.
They gave the correct answer...

Your mommy, little one, talk, come on.
- "Mamevians".

Who did you show it to?
- To nobody.

Congratulations, let me hug you.
- Wait.

What's wrong with you?

Sasha, when guarding Evgenievich
and the opponent's captain in the toilet,

to notice someone smoking there?
- No, Tatyana Alexandrovna,

they were just talking.
- Right?

Nobody smoked.
- Sure.

Well done to you, well done.

I know at what cost you took the victory.
- At what?

You couldn't intimidate your own,
you decided to intimidate the opponent, then?

Tanya, we managed to break
their loser spirit.

Yes, but in what way.
- To feel the taste of victory,

you should taste the blood.

Come, Tatyana Savovna.

Are we a gang? Well done.
- The gang.

Congratulations on your accidental victory.
- I did not understand. Where did the sound come from?

Thank you very much, go over there
to the minibar, get a mini bottle

and drink it with your little mouth,
for our health.

Come on friends.

Let's send these losers away.

Did you see his expression? I think
it's going to explode. Great.

I like this Tanya.
- Which one?

Such, incorrect.

You have a very nice smile.
- Thank you.

Welcome.
- Thank you.

Thomas?

Hi, Lame. I'm leaving to see you.

Live well, brother.

I came to pick up my son.

He told me a very interesting story
about dating in the toilet.

Times are changing. Once upon a time
they would have buried you for that.

I didn't know he was your son.
We will get along well.

OK, no problem.
But you owe me.

It's happening.
- Goodbye.

Get on.

Is everything alright?
- Yes.

Who was that?
- Nobody.

It seems some cannot lose
with dignity.

Oleg Evgenievich, may
I shout?

Must.