All language subtitles for Fizruk.S01E15.2014.WEB-DLRip.(AVC).MediaClub_xvid.bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series: I have a daughter
Sasha. I want you to watch her.

Me and Mamaeva? What a joke.
- I'll pay you.

Let's take our time.
- Okay.

World, there are other teachers here.
Act like a teacher.

It is OK.

There is a revolution in my stomach
after eating in our canteen.

Let's see.
- This is for you.

Stop chasing me.
What is this?

What's wrong?
- You are my knight.

You better forget me, I'm sure
I won't wait for you to grow up.

Now go away.

I told you to go.

Let's run.

I see that you conquer women's hearts.
- I carried her through a puddle once

and now I can't get rid of her.
- Evgenievich, stop it.

You need to be more open. There is nothing
to be affraid of. Your life will become easier.

Indeed.
- Look at it, the open one.

Only you hadn't taught me, Tanya.
- Okay, let me see her.

What is there to watch? Matsanitsa.
- Give it to me.

I think you look a lot alike.
Alek Ivgenich

PHYSICAL TEACHER
15 series

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Valya, will you come to Anton's cottage?
- Located in one

of the most polluted areas. Who knows
what infections there are and nasties.

They didn't invite you?
- They are not.

Sure. I will go.
But I don't know what kind.

Am I with Anton or not yet?
- Strange, I thought you were together.

Well, yes, but we haven't discussed it.
It should be self-explanatory.

I think it will be understood at the villa.
- Sasha, are you leaving kindergarten?

At the villa you will have sex in miserable
conditions. What do you want to understand?

What sex? What you mean?
- Don't think he invited you,

to clarify your relationship?
The villa is a place for sex.

If you go, be ready to undress.
- We haven't kissed yet, what kind of sex?

Do you think I'm scaring you? I'm as cynical
as Anton, I know what he's thinking.

You are doomed to sex.
- Why did you pick on me?

I haven't even decided if I'll go.
I wanted to ask you if you were going.

Eat your Escherichia coli pie.

Enjoy watching!

Let me... What are you doing?

Stop eating. It'll give you a headache.
Half a bucket swept.

Come on tell me what happened?

Nothing.
- I'm probably going to hit someone with the spoon.

Come on, I'm open today, it just so
happened. Tell me.

How did you know that your relationship
with Svetlana began?

That's what it means. How did we know?
We went to bed and here you are.

Then we woke up and whoop,
our relationship started.

So I have to sleep with him?
- No, not in that sense.

In the beginning, as it should be, love,
miracles, we went, we went out,

at the cinema, at mine, where else?
For coffee. And then we realized

that we are in a relationship and we moved on. Why?
- So you love her

and everything is serious?
- Yes. I'm head over heels in love.

I love her so much. Why do you ask?
- Yes, out of curiosity.

I don't understand why so? I'm being honest
with you and you're rambling. Come on, say it.

Am I listening?
- I have a girlfriend

her relationship with her boyfriend is unclear
and she doesn't know whether to sleep with him or not.

For a girlfriend? But what is it?
Cute or ordinary?

Well, let's say a sweetie.
- If it's ugly,

she has to sleep with him, because who
knows, there may not be another chance.

Just like that, for fun.
- Sure. That's what I'll tell her. Thank you.

Ask if there is anything. I'm very into
relationships. I used to keep a journal.

I put various asterisks there.
Then I realized and threw it away.

Okay, Evgenievich, I'll probably go
to Valya's with a sleepover. Let's learn together.

Can I?
- Valya is a cool young man, go

I would go to him too. Take
the ice cream, you will eat,

you will watch animations.

Hello? Light, don't you want
to spend your time culturally

with an intelligent man?

How about we repeat?
- Enough. Let me breathe a little.

I did well anyway.

Do you read youth magazines?
- Yes.

I'm a teacher, I have to
keep up with the new fashion trends.

Too bad there were no such magazines
in my time. At least my first time

if he was normal.
Not on the porch. In the garden.

What indulged in such memories?

I saw an article here for the first time.
It's even marked.

For the first time, yes.
I even noted it down.

Shit. where are the pants
- I'm without pants.

Where are mine?

Here it is.

I've bookmarked it. Yes.

I'll be right back.

Shit Mustak, is Sanya at your place?
- He is at a villa with Borzov.

Then listen to me, wait like this,
I'm coming to get you in a little while.

You got me, didn't you? Okay, come on.

Shit, first time, first time.

Here's the last one for you.

Look, we have a couple.
- Get out, you pervert.

Let me take a picture, what's up.
- Listen, people, the rules of the cottage.

Smoking is done behind the house and
throw the butts there. Hello, don't spit in the garden.

Everyone give up their phones?
- In the sense of giving them?

I think he should rest like a big man.
I don't want to see myself on the net afterwards.

You're right. Better to participate
than to take pictures.

Bud, if any, I'm ready.

why are you so sad Would you like a drink?
- I do not know.

Better juice.
- What juice? The juice is a diluent.

Have a drink, relax.

Especially since the whole night is ahead of us.

Oleg Evgenievich!? Hello.

Hello.
- Isn't it a little late for guests?

Come on, get dressed, we have to save
a man from sex. I can't do it alone.

I was just wondering what to do now.
- Enough. Mamaeva will sleep with Borzov,

then I won't have peace.
- Why are you so excited?

from Sasha Mamaeva's personal life?
Why did you become attached to her?

Not just for her.
I worry about everyone else too. They are like my children.

Do you think I'm a fool?
- No.

So listen to me or tell me the truth
or goodbye.

True. I'm worried about Sanya Mamaeva,
because she looks a lot like...

...to my late daughter.
- Goodbye, Evgenievich.

Good evening, no nonsense.
Sanya Mamaeva is more alive here...

You live with a schoolgirl!?
- Yes.

Did you scroll, that's pedophilia.
- Tanya, are you stupid?

Not in that sense. In short, she is the daughter
of a friend of mine, let's say.

We worked together. She asked me to
watch her. I am responsible for her.

Did you see? Do you see?

If you had told me the truth right away,
I would have agreed. Because when

a person opens up and they open up to him.
- Are you done?

Yes.
- Get well, you have 5 minutes.

4 minutes left.
- But... Sure.

Nobody picks up on me. I don't know where they are.
- I already calculated. Hello.

Hi, why are you here?
- Mustache is coming with us.

Something like navigation will do for us.
Besides, he is poor and no one gives him anything.

Great, a whole expedition,
we're going to save Sasha's honor.

Your sarcasm is not appropriate at all.
This is very important to her.

We have to hurry. You know the young ones,
3 minutes and childhood is over.

Our time is short. Basically,
they finally got along

at the station in front of the cinema. Banana
on "Instagram" says "in the lake".

There is only one lake near the station.
So they are in the villas in Kurchatovsk.

Excuse me, but am I the only one who finds
virginity struggles weird?

Okay, here we go. We will decide on the spot.

Shall we go upstairs?
- No.

There's no way I'm not going to anoint today.
- That's what you say.

I read my horoscope and it says
that in the second half of the day

it will work for you. Now the chicks will get drunk
and it's a matter of methods.

Hey Minus?
Why don't you count who drinks how much?

I'm sick of something. Must...

...to lie down.
- Did you drink non-alcoholic?

Anyway. So now
I'm gonna get the chicks drunk

then you'll see what happens.
Look.

This song was written for us.

I just can't stand it, to hug you gently with my arms...

Hello. Why are you sitting here?
I brought you steaks.

Thank you.

You got dirty.
- Sasha, don't.

I don't like having my face touched.
- I'm sorry, I did not know.

You walk awkwardly.

Aren't you jealous that Borzov sits
next to Mamaeva and doesn't pay attention to you?

I don't give a damn about this idiot.
Clearly he's just teasing me with this one.

I don't know, she has big tits.

I brought you some wine, ladies.

Why do you smell like alcohol?
- It smells everywhere.

Smell it. Look there
's an open bottle.

Banana, who do you think you're with today?

I have a big choice in principle.
Why do you ask?

I wanted to get a little closer,
if you understand me.

No.
- I want to go upstairs with you.

Up there? You and me?

Just hold for 5 seconds, drink yourself.
- Yes.

Antosh, what's going on between us?
- How so?

Did you just remember?
- Well, let's go out and discuss it.

Okay. Go, I'm coming.

What is this coupon? No shouting,
no music. How does one find them.

When we were like them,
we used to have parties like that.

We had such music
that our ears were bleeding.

We went to a villa once. And from the bathroom
to the river are about 300 meters.

And we ran naked all over
the village. It was fun, wasn't it?

Interesting fact.
- Are you still alive?

No no. I didn't run with them, of course.
- Of course, upbringing, right?

Well yes.
- Stop the car, I'm sick.

Get out, you puke.

Banana, are you ready to make
my fantasies come true?

Of course, baby.
- I just want you to be blindfolded.

Like that.

That's right, baby.

Stroke me here.

What are you happy about?
- "That's right, baby."

Where? Wait for that one and come to me.
- Okay.

Sanya, we made such a joke
now. Too bad I didn't have a phone.

Antosh, what's going on? I came for
you, and you avoid me.

Maybe I should leave?
- Baby, don't. Who avoids you?

Here I am.
- I don't understand what kind of relationship we have.

Are we dating you or not?
- Baby, we're going out, of course.

Are you cold?
- Something doesn't seem right to me.

The couples inside kiss and hug.
- Do you want me to kiss you?

Now?
- Do you want it or not? Get clear.

Want.
- Well, let's do it.

Okay.

Relax your lips.
Relax your lips I told you.

Hands down. Let her go now.

Oleg Evgenievich?
- What are you doing here?

I take out potatoes. It's so huge.
We are neighbors here.

Go away, I want to talk to Sanya.
- You disappear.

The cottage is mine, I didn't invite you.
- Repeat?

Antosh, come inside,
I'm coming now. Please.

Shout if there's anything.
- I will call you.

Unfollow me?
- Sanya, you should not sleep with Borzov.

You're still little. You're too early for men.
When you grow up, you will have your fill.

Now don't do it.
- You advised me so.

Sleep with him to have a normal
relationship. Like yours with Svetlana.

Ours and Svetlana are nonsense.
I lied to you. See you in a bit

and who is from where. This is not love.
- So you say you are open,

but actually it turns out that you are lying?
- Who is lying? Who?

Who made up a girlfriend and
disguised himself as a Mustache?

I felt you were lying to me, so
I lied to you.

Okay, we lied to each other. We were wrong.
Come on now for a hand and home?

I am not going anywhere.
I'll sleep with him if I want . It's none of your business.

You advised me already.
- Not you, your girlfriend.

Goodbye.
- Sanya. Sanya?

Sleep with Borzov. And with whom else
you want. If you want, with the whole villa.

Sanya, come here.
- It's my turn. Minus, the truth

or do you dare? I'm just warning
that today's desires are erotic.

Dare.
- Minus, kisses...

...Banana.

How are you? What did he want?
- Nonsense, nothing.

Well, have fun.
- C'mon, c'mon.

Go away, bro.
- At least on the cheek.

Will not do it.

I found us a room. Do you want
to get down a little?

Now it's Mamaeva. Missed half
the game. Truth or Dare?

Choose I dare you.
- The truth.

Who are you thinking of having
sex with today?

I don't really know. But to
be honest. I really like Anton.

Antosh, you are brave, handsome
and very good.

But I'm not ready to sleep with you yet.
Excuse me.

Take it easy, Mamaeva, you certainly
won't be able to sleep with him.

Antosh, it's not because of you,
I just think it's too early.

Of course it's early, only midnight.

Don't worry, Anton, the fat one
cut you off. Go cry.

Shut up everyone!
- Alona, who are you going to sleep with?

It certainly won't be with you.
- Why?

You have your minus.

Disappear.

Oleg Evgenievich, what happened?
- What happened?

Did you find Sasha?
- I found it.

Shall I talk to her?
- I talked to her already.

How is it that no matter what I say,
I only make it worse?

I have always said that too much talk
is harmful. You're just scratching your tongue.

Because you scolded her again. I told you
, you have to be open.

Just look at how open she is. 24
hours a day, like a store?

Yes, imagine that happening.
- Do you have answers to everything?

Are you baring your soul? Well, let's try.
Do you really love Slav?

Of course. Yes.

He and I love each other and I am in a wonderful
relationship with my loved one.

And thank God.
- Yes. What about you?

What we?
- Do you love the world?

What are you talking? There is no such love in
the movies either. Stronger than any other.

Oleg Evgenievich, Oleg Evgenievich.

Hello.
- Hello.

And what are you doing here?
- Judging by the taste,

I didn't feel sick, it was
because of the nasty pie.

Idiot.
- It's raining!? And what are you doing here?

Sanya, accept that we are out in the air
and we all have cottages here.

But it was too late.
Quick in the car.

I see the conversations helped?
- Don't make fun of me now, please.