All language subtitles for Fizruk.S01E11.2014.WEB-DLRip.(AVC).MediaClub_xvid.bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series:
We'll take care of our problems ourselves, won't we, Sashenka?

No, daddy.
- You don't get along with your father, Sanya?

To put it mildly, yes.
- Should I go out with Mamaeva? A joke.

I will pay you.
- I am capable of murder for you.

Yes.

Viktor Nikolayevich, your favorite
cheesecakes. Top with crust,

and soft underneath.

I found something good for Sashenka.
Weight loss device for young people.

Christina, don't they have some promotion
to give you a brain transplant for free?

By the way, psychologists work with her.
- Sash, don't be rude.

Christina is a member of our family.
- And you can call me "mom".

You are 4 years older than me.
It turns out you gave birth to me at 4?

Take it easy, girls. Cristina only
suggested it out of pure good motives, didn't she?

You could have just said no.

Well, Viktor Nikolayevich, well,
Kristina Pari Kradlovna.

Enough. Christina is my wife
and you will respect her whether you like it or not.

Sashenka, understand that you must listen to
your father. He sustains you.

I can stand you. You listen to him.

I can live without it.
- It is easy to say,

when everything is ready. Do you know
that these food and clothes cost money?

Excuse me for coming here and eating you up,
preventing you from living peacefully.

Maybe I should leave?
- Don't throw yourself away.

I'm not throwing myself away. If you will command me,
I will really run away from home.

I don't like these. If you want
to go, I make way for you.

I will leave.
- Go away. Shall I help you with your luggage?

I'll handle it myself. And by the way,
he orders the cheeses from a restaurant.

Did I overdo it again?

Should I go talk to her?

Viktor Nikolayevich, you did
the right thing. It will hang around for a few days,

he will understand that it is not easy on the street
and he will come back. I've been through it too.

Well, you might be right.

Of course I'm right. I myself
am very worried about her.

She is like my own daughter.

Oleg Evgenievich, Oleg Evgenievich?

Oleg Evgenievich, stop for a moment,
please. I scream, I scream.

Hello.
- Are you in a hurry to get somewhere?

No, I just walk fast. Ever since I was little.
- Oleg Evgenievich, I want to talk.

For what. You're practically married.
I'm alone. Live in understanding.

Be healthy and all.
Bitter. Bitter!

Thank you. I wanted to tell you that yesterday...
- Delata, Tanyusha,

they speak for themselves. Now
excuse me. I have to carry the goat.

are you ok What is this?
- Don't you want to repeat?

Like yesterday?

Repetition is the mother of knowledge.

What happened there with Tanya?
- Nothing has happened.

I have not touched her, not even with a finger. Why?
- You just told me something

that you impressed her, that you are a hero
in two words.

You were right about some relationships.
I didn't understand her, but this is Tanya.

It's normal for her.
- Good news.

Someone can come in. Come on, buckle
up faster. And buy something with a zipper.

Hi Sanya. What's up, the textbooks
don't go in the backpack anymore, do they?

That's all my luggage.
I ran away from home.

You mean she ran away for a bit?

There's nothing, you'll hang around, you'll come
back, you'll cry, then apologies

in front of your father and everything will be fine.
- The question is fundamental.

It's my father's fault, let him apologize.
Then I'll think about going back.

It will not be soon. Where will you live?
- Don't worry, there is somewhere.

I have friends.
- Sure. If there is anything, call

my apartment is big. We might be
able to collect your bags.

Can I give you money?
- No, I've had it since my birthday.

Sure. When you eat
your 10 leva, call.

Hi Tanya.
- Hello.

Do you have a comb?
- I have of course. Come on in.

Thank you.
- Isn't this your new image?

Yes. You won't believe I'm sleeping with Evgenievich.
- With Oleg Evgenievich?

And who else? Let me tell you, Tanya,
the best sex of my life.

Can you imagine, we even did it
on this sofa. And he is so insatiable.

It's a bit unexpected, yes.
- Why do you think I'm so torn?

Imagine, he grabbed me
by the hair like that and as he...

World, no need, I got it.

I have to go.
- Is everything alright?

For me, yes. I'm happy for you,
you look so good.

Really?
- Yes, you are as one.

What about the comb?
- Yes.

It's raining, I have a question. But without asking
why. Can I live at your place?

In our country!? When? From today?
For long? What should I not ask about?

So I had a fight with my father and ran away
from home. I have to live somewhere.

Of course it can. But there is one
small detail.

Everything has to be done in secret so that
my grandmother doesn't find out. It will not be a problem.

I'll put a bed under your bed. I watched a dog
like that all week and no one understood.

It is very complicated. Maybe you shouldn't?
- There is nothing complicated. after class

while grandma sleeps I'll take you to my
room and put you under the bed.

There is no problem with food, grandma does not
monitor how much I eat. And about the toilet...

...I'll bring you a bucket.
- I do not want to bother.

You don't bother me. You just have to
learn to quietly pee in the bucket.

It's easy. You have to pee on the walls.
- Now I remembered.

Some acquaintances invited me to their place.
I have somewhere to go, take it easy.

So what. Let's talk now.
I'm ready now.

I do not want.
- That's enough. You want it, you don't want it.

He ran after me like a puppy.
- Actions speak louder than words.

Tanya, what's going on with you now? You
said you were kind of impressed with me.

I'm already disappointed.
- There is no pleasing.

What kind of people are you,
inhumans.

What do you think of her anyway? Today...
- Hello.

What is going on here with you?
- Nothing happens to us.

I am getting angry. And I want to punish someone.
Shall we go to the SUV?

It's cruel to run away from home, yes.

I wanted to invite you to coffee, but now
with these suitcases how can I do it?

By the way where are you going to live?
- I thought in a hotel.

Sanya, you can't just get
a hotel room if you're not 18.

I tried. It doesn't work.
- Did you also run away from you?

Yes, for a while. We should look for a place
where they don't ask for ID.

I didn't believe it was so complicated.
- Yes, you are very unprepared.

But nothing, now we will find something.
Let's see, renting accommodation,

without documents.
- You are very kind. Thank you.

Something immediately popped out. A small
and cozy room for overnight stays.

Is it far from the center?
- I'm with you. We'll count it as a submission.

Foma, I'm totally wrapped up with these chicks.
I'm serious. Relax.

Friendly advice: you should fuck
the one who gives, not the one who doesn't.

Stop yelling. Does everyone need
to know who I'm punching and who I'm not?

I understand. You're right, but what
do I do with it in here?

Burn, scratch, do you understand me?
- This is from repressed emotions.

Talk to Tanya and find out.
- What needs to be clarified.

She sleeps with someone else, he sleeps with someone else. What
will two people talk about if they are not sleeping?

We don't sleep with you!?
- That's right, Polya,

we don't sleep with you, I won't talk to you about that . Let's go to work.

Come on, quick. Thomas, I tell you,
listen to me.

I'm great with chicks.
There is no confusion.

Only for a day, a week at the most,
sometimes I ask for the name.

You're right. Sveta is a beautiful woman.
It does everything perfectly.

What am I suffering from?
- Do they give you - take it,

if they are chasing you - run. Folk wisdom.
I didn't make it up.

Olegcho...
- Back, bastard.

Holy, are you stupid?

Never do that again.
- I miss you.

It dawned on her. If I had
gouged out your eye with the key?

We were going to scare the emergency room too.
- Look, with a zipper, as he asked.

You are good.

Let's go.

So yes, advance payment 100%. Until 12 o'clock
the next day. Here is your bed.

And why is there a person on it?
- Well, he paid. Until 12.

Then chase him. Boldly.
Straight up with jerks, don't be afraid.

Do you bring sheets?
- No.

This is bad.
- Wait,

why does it only write about slavs,
but there are none here?

We strive for them to be just that.
You are the first. Well that's it.

Check in.

What, are you staying? That I have homework?
- I understand you, go away.

It's full of people here, what
could possibly happen to me?

Well, good bye.

Hello.
- Hello.

Contacts:
Tate.

Oleg Evgenievich.

Hello, Oleg Evgenievich?
- Sanya? Hello.

Isn't it late?
- No, I just finished something important.

I'm very embarrassed, but it didn't go over well
with my friends. May I come

at your place, even if it's only for a few days?
- Of course, Sanya, for as much as you want.

Thank you. Maybe I should go
through the store to buy something?

Yes, there is nothing to eat here at all.
- What should I buy?

What do you want. Grab a lot from each
stall and take your time.

Okay, I'll be right back.
- Okay, I'm waiting.

So what now? 4th time?
- It won't happen.

A few tasks popped up.
- Someone promised me a record otherwise.

There will be a record, but for speed.

How is school going?
Are they talking about my proposal?

Everyone must be jealous and discussing?
- Yes, yes, good for you.

I was thinking about uploading it to Youtube?
- I do not know.

If you want, we will upload it.
- Tanya, I will raise an unusual toast.

I wanted to drink for our beloved
PE teacher.

About Oleg Evgenievich?
- Of course.

You know, at first I thought
I was taking you down most brazenly.

But it turned out I was wrong. Cool person.
- Meaning?

I mean, do you remember our hangout?
- Yes.

It was his idea to go to Paris for this
ring.

For this - for our Cupid.

He said it would be quick.
- Well, yes, but my 4th is very long.

I imagine the 5th then.
- It's cold in here, don't you think?

Let's go take a shower. It's warmer there
and I'll rev it up.

Cool.
- Come on.

Go, I'm coming now.

It can't be her.

Hello.

What's up, woman? What did you come for?

Oleg Evgenievich, we are mature people,
we have run away enough, let's talk.

Remember the thought. Yes?
- I am down. Which apartment are you in?

Yes, I'll go down now,
the numbers are written down there to see who it was.

Oleg Evgenievich...
- As long as we ran, I remember everything.

Don't run, wait here.
I'll be right back.

Sanya, you will have
to go to the store again.

I got all the bread, yogurt and tea.
- Yoghurt and tea yes, but a pillow?

Don't buy a pillow, I
only have one at home. How will we both sleep on it?

I can sleep without a pillow.
- It doesn't work. There are customs in this house.

To a person on a pillow. Now go.
- So I have to go back there again?

It should. Pick the biggest,
fluffiest one and slowly come back here.

Be honest, if you are not alone and
it is not convenient, I can also sleep at the station.

What are you dramatizing right away? I live alone
as a hermit. Knee-deep dust.

Clean up, so to speak, for the arrival
of the guest of honor.

I haven't cleaned since two past two.
- Well then.

Now I remembered, buy me something heavy.
Take dumbbells or dumbbells.

Somehow mine broke.
Buy and take your time,

slowly come here. That's it, Sanya.

Okay.
- And more,

buy a watermelon Nice, big watermelon
for us, minimum 10 kg.

Not Uzbek, looking for
quality ones. It is.

Okay.

That should slow you down.

We drink tea.

Bravo to you. And I just

I hopped over to the shop and bought some tea.

And apples.

Diet bread.

I will go. I don't want to disturb you.
- What did you come for?

Me...

...Slav told me that you
helped him. For the offer.

True.
- And I came to thank you. For that.

And to invite you to the wedding too.

And you, Svet, meaning the two of you.
- Why didn't you send invitations?

Everyone sends these invitations,
and I decided to be original.

To tell everyone personally. It's great
that you're both here.

You already know, I'm moving on.
- What about the date?

We haven't decided yet. But let me tell you
not to make plans in the future.

Sure. No future plans.
- Tanya, do you want... well,

to send you
- Oleg, we have to finish something.

Tanya?
- Hear. I'm leaving.

Sorry to interrupt you.

Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

I have known Tanya for a long time.
That's the way it is, sometimes...

Come on, rip my shirt.
I see that's what you want.

World, go away already.

Until I get what
I came for, I'm not moving from here.

That's it. Daddy got tired.
I mean, go home.

But Oleg. What are you doing?
- C'mon, c'mon.

Oleg?
- C'mon, c'mon.

Yes?
- Evgenievich, I carry a pillow

and watermelon. There were no kettlebells. What floor are you on?
- the 8th. 7th.

the 6th. But the elevator doesn't work,
don't even try. Go up the stairs.

Come on, go home.
- Where should I go with your shirt?

I do not need.
- And my pants are inside.

I will wash them and send them to you.
- Do you want in the elevator?

If you don't leave,
I'll slap you. Get out of here.

Did you call now?
- Drug addicts, they sell me mushrooms.

If one more time... I'm glad
you came. Come on in. And you're wearing a watermelon?

Yes.
- Come and close the door. I'm coming.

You know how I got turned on
when he yelled at me.

Like you were really going to hit me.

Very heavy.

Where have you been? I'm starting
to worry now.

I was fixing the elevator.

Now tell me what
happened in your place?

Trouble with your father he said.
- It's actually very complicated.

You know, Oleg Evgenievich,
I think it's not fair.

He was gone for so many years,
and now he decided to raise me.

And that damn Christina.
I hate her.

How could he marry that?

Tell me, would you marry
a woman 20 years younger than you?

Oleg Evgenievich?

My grandmother fell asleep. The bucket is here.
The offer is valid until 12:00. It's raining

Thank you. I'm fine.