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So far in the series: Tanya is a chic woman
- You're right, old man.

You are very right. I will marry her.
- I met some friends, Sanya.

Can they sit with us?
- Of course.

Look.

Congratulations.
- I would have wondered for a long time if it wasn't for you.

No problems.
Just say if there's anything.

Why do you upset your stomach? Do you want me
to make you a real breakfast?

Do you like eggs? I adore them.

Sometimes I hold two in my hands...

I've already had my fill of these patties.
- Well, you know.

But a man like you
deserves so much more.

That's where you are. Hello, old man.

Got it, I'm out.
But I'll buy eggs just in case.

What will he buy?
- Eggs.

Listen, old man, it just so happens
that I need your help.

I want to think of a way
to propose to Tanya.

But one that makes you gasp.
- You better get better yourself, Slavyan,

I am not at all in these Amur affairs.
- How so?

Everything is normal. I'm going to cover you up,
put the knife to the bone and disappear?

You mean I'm not responsible
for the proposal itself. What is needed?

That's how you should have started.

I wanted to use your hall. What about
the performance, mass, music.

I'll include her class as well. Nothing special.
- No problems.

Here are your keys.
- Cool.

But you have to dance so
that Tanya doesn't spoil the surprise. Can you?

Not. Not.

My schedule is tight for the whole day.
Physical, physical...

I have regulations to cover.
- What regulations?

He gave me the salon.
- True.

My plan is this, now she's at
the auto repair shop, go to her,

walk or where should i know.
Go to a restaurant.

Eat something healthy, not this junk.

That's how these should go.

Have fun,
and at 7 bring her to the salon. Is that fine?

It's happening. Just make sure you
don't answer later.

Enjoy watching!

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The crappy pie.
- Evgenievich, do you know what I found out?

What?
- I found out by accident, completely by accident.

Shit, Mustache.

About Sashenka

Mustaka has fallen in love with Mamaeva.
It says her hands are gentle,

some such, the shoulders...
Complete nonsense.

And Mamaeva?
- She has a crush on Borzov, the fool.

Borzov is with Papchetto, only
she doesn't give him anything.

She told him that until he took her
to Cyprus, she would get nothing.

And what's the point of her in Cyprus,
everyone lets go there, right?

What a stupid mess, huh?
Full of nonsense.

Borzov - Papche,
Mamaeva - Mustak.

You understand, right?
- Yes.

Not much right now,
but I'm guessing in general terms.

King, jack and two queens. Did it catch on?

Now I didn't understand anything at all.

Anyway, bring me that
Mustache. Bring him here.

Oleg Yevgenievich, I died
because my ears hurt.

I have a note from my grandmother who was my
doctor. So a memo is a document.

Listen, Mustack - a fool.
- I also have it from my grandfather, if you don't believe me.

Sit down. I have a job for you.

I don't like that Mamaeva goes
with Borzov.

Her success drops, she becomes more distracted.

I also noticed that it
didn't affect her well at all.

Its concentration decreases.
- Lowering, yes.

She won't dump him?
- There is no.

Logic is powerless
in the face of hormones.

They are powerless.
I have a three-part plan for that .

I give you money, you give it to Borzov,

Borzov turns Sanya's head
and then - end.

And she understands what a nit she is, okay?
- This is absurd, Oleg Evgenievich.

How much exactly will we pay Borzov,
how will I account for the money?

And why don't you pay him yourself?
- Do you want to be with Mamaeva?

You want her. When he ditches her
some teary snots will start.

And then Vanya appears.
- It's raining.

It's raining on a white horse. And she's yours.

What do you think?
- Evgenievich, me and Mameva, that's...

I thought I couldn't see it.
- It looks like you.

No pee in cold water. You
can see everything, I know everything about you.

I also know about the letter. Everything.

I knew we were being followed at school.
- They're following you.

And my colleagues from the upper floors.

But I don't know if Anton
will listen to me.

Certainly not.
He will even start kicking you.

Then you say the code name - Cyprus.
- Cyprus?

Cyprus.

Opala. What a meeting.
- Hello.

What wind brought you here?
- I brought the car to a service center.

In "Elitwagen" the licensed service
of "Toyota"?

To tune it a bit.
- I immediately think of some things.

Their sink is nice. I only wash my car
at expensive car washes, but it's worth it.

And you?
- Something about the wipers. I sit and wait.

So why should we sit here
smelling of gasoline?

Let's go somewhere to eat.
You will stay for at least 3 more hours.

No...
- We're done. It's ready in 3 minutes.

Here, and you said 3 hours.
See how I'm doing.

He will come in an hour to tell you 3 more,
and 3 more, and so on all day long.

I'll go talk to him.
To hurry up, to act.

Don't, Oleg Evgenievich, don't.
- I will talk to the man with them.

Bro, can you wrap
her car up to 7?

Tell her to come up with something there.
- We fixed the car. What should I tell her?

That's enough. Shall I explain to you
how to hang the customers?

I need it by 7.
- We can diagnose her,

but it is 2 hours minimum.
- It's okay.

As soon as two, two.

What?
- He said your car would take time.

At least 2 hours. Shall we go eat?

I don't want to. Go alone. If it's 2 hours,
then I'll be waiting for 2 hours.

Well then. I have fought,
I do not leave my own. We will wait together.

Let's catch up. How long have you been driving?
Did he hit a lot of people?

Mustak, aren't you cool
or are you a real pervert?

What should I meet with Mamaeva for?
What is this joke?

Will I pay you?
- Should you pay?

Where are you going to get money from? Are you going to steal
your grandma's pension? Go to sleep.

Cyprus.
- Please?

Cyprus.
- What money are we talking about?

Solid pay. 300 BGN per week.

So I have about 5 weeks to go.

So what should I get her to bed with, right?
- No way.

Cinema, coffee, conversations,
holding hands the most?

Should I go to the cinema for 300 BGN?
You must not be well. What's the use to you?

She likes you.
And I want her to feel good.

You are a pervert.
- Yes.

Here I quickly wrote the things
he likes,

locations and sample dialogue.
- Give me the money.

Speaking of which...

Speaking of reporting.

Rest.

What is that thing?
We've been sitting here for 2 hours now.

Did I tell you? Now we were going to sit
like people, a coffee muffin.

Pasties, cakes, yellow, green.

Don't mess with me. I'm hungry.
- Why did not you say so?

When they're done, we'll go, near here...
- Finally.

Why are you so late?
- Don't you guys have any shame and conscience?

They pay you by the hour, right? You said
3 minutes and you're hanging people.

We decided to do diagnostics.
- Right?

Thank God your electronics
are in a tragic state.

What electronics, not freaking out? Just
two simple wipers.

That's not what they worked for. The whole bottom
is gone, I need a new computer.

And the model is old, the computer must
be ordered, it comes out to 3 thousand.

How much!?
- Are you stupid? He saw that we were human

intelligent and decided to maraud us?
- Can I try to fix myself?

If it stays, what might happen?
- It can screw up at any moment.

Good thing we saw it now.
But the decision is yours.

There's nothing to think about, Tanya. I'll take you
to my friends

they will fix it for you without money.
- I don't know, Oleg Evgenievich.

Give me the keys. Let's go,
we're stuck here anyway. Come on.

I have no words. My friends will
fix everything for you for 3 cents.

I'm coming, now.
- Nothing has started yet.

Can I wait here?
- Well, wait.

Shit. Why is it always
like this in life?

You are surrounded by many people, and when
you feel bad, you have no one to talk to.

And why is it bad for you?
- We broke up with Alona.

Again?
I think it was kind of a breakup before the club too ?

You know how we choked with her.
Because of you actually. I'm jealous.

From me!?

Anton, now tell me what you need,
help with English, VIP passes

Or did you write an SMS for Alyon?
- It's clear.

You are the same as the rest. You don't believe
that a person can change.

Sorry, Anton,
I didn't mean to offend you.

Is it really bad for you?

I don't want to see anyone
but you.

Me!?
- Now I need support,

and you are the closest person to me.
- Antosh, everything will be fine.

How can I help you?
- Now it's important that I don't stay alone.

I have to go somewhere, talk.
- Yes. let's go for coffee

to the movies, just for a walk?
You need to distract yourself.

Shit, you totally get me. I wanted
to stay with you, but the stupid rehearsal.

You coming?
- Yes, now.

I am waiting for you.

Shit, Valya.

About Sashenka

Are you sure we didn't get lost?
Because it's a wasteland or a graveyard?

Do not worry. There are no good mechanics in the city center
.

How do you even drive this miracle?

He's a Japanese Zaporozhian.
- Yes, and what is yours then?

A German hearse? This car
does a great job for me.

I bought it myself and drive it myself.
- What about your husband?

Where was he?
- What does he have to do with it?

He has his car, I have mine.
Everyone drives what they want.

You look like you really want to drive this,
and he's a hottie with a new Porsche, isn't he?

I'm an independent woman
and I don't think I'm asking him for anything.

A real man, if he is one, you don't have
to ask him. He is bound to remember.

It is not required. It's not.
- Obliged. Obliged.

I don't depend on him, he doesn't depend
on me, it's a partnership.

With us, real men, there are none.
He must if he is a real man.

I can do well
and completely on my own.

What happened?
- I think we have a problem, Tatiana.

Come on, let's see you now.

Wait, Tanya.

I was joking.

I'm a man, I can handle it.
- Please.

The problem is not here, but there,
under the hood.

Okay, that's enough, you don't need
to break my car.

I'm not breaking it. If I break it, I'll fix it.
- The electronics. We'll be hanging out here all day.

It's raining, can we talk?
- Yes of course.

Valya, you are very beautiful, you are my
best friend and I love you,

like a friend.
- Glad to hear it, Merci.

But you know I like Anton.
I like him a lot and for a long time.

I remember something like that, yes.
- You know he asked me out?

How? Did he just say that to you?
- No. For now, we'll just communicate.

But he said he needed me. Everything was
wonderful, but I tripped over the briefcase.

Shit, Valya, why do you love me?
- How did you decide that?

I happened to read your letter.
Sorry, it wasn't on purpose.

It's so beautifully written,
but you see…

Why did you think the letter was for you?
Aren't you the only Sasha in the world?

It said he was from our class and I was
the only one in our class.

Except Sasha Banana.

So it turns out the letter is for him?

That's how it turns out.
- Why did not you say so.

Shit, what a fool I am, why
didn't I immediately think of your mustache too

are a little Freddie Mercury. He also...
- Yes, yes, yes. just please

don't shout In our country it
is illegal in practice.

I understand we are not in Europe. I am very
happy. Does he know?

No. And please don't tell anyone,
keep it a secret for now.

You must give him the letter.
- I do not know.

Everything happened so unexpectedly.
- I am very happy for you, Valya.

Because you and me it's downright funny.
How could I think that?

Nonsense. Of course
Banana suits you better.

Don't kiss here?

Jealous.

What?
- Turn around for a moment.

What? Wait, I know you're strong,
but no striptease please.

Not because of that.
- Thank you.

Well then. Turn around.
- What are you thinking of doing?

Wait. No! Don't break my
window, please.

Are there other options?
- There is a lot too, just to think.

I see, he thought, we have no choice.
- Don't do it, please, and without anything else

the electronics is 3 thousand,
will I have to buy glass now too?

What does it mean to buy glass?
- That means. The car is mine, I pay.

Tanya, I'll explain it to you again.

Understand, if you are a woman who has a
real man, you don't have to pay for anything.

He should go and buy you
a new car. Do you understand me?

The kind of car my wife drives
shows my attitude towards her.

I understand. Slav treats me
with respect.

He respects my choice and freedom. He wanted
to buy me a new car, but I refused.

He doesn't have to offer you anything. He should
go and do it. You know?

Imagine the following: You leave
the block in the morning and look in front of you

new, white "Infiniti",
with ribbon.

Say now, will you refuse?
- Buy your wife a car then.

I will buy it for her.
- Buy it for her.

I will buy it for her. I will buy it for her.
- Buy her. Do you want it already

get out of here?
- How did not I figure it out?

I was also wondering why I'm sitting here
and not going out, from this nice place.

Let's try through the trunk.
Are your seats falling off?

Only in the middle.
- Well, I won't be able to pass.

I'm plump.

What? Come on, Oleg Evgenievich,
a little more.

Push, push, come on.

Don't touch my ass, please.
- I am not doing it on purpose,

and to get out of here.
- Then you can touch.

Come on.
- A little more, a little.

Oleg Evgenievich,
do you have my skirt by any chance?

Yes, but it wasn't on purpose.
- Give it to me quickly.

Come on.

Look what a chick.

It works for us.
- We will be fine on our own, young people.

Guys, have fun.
Come on, go away.

Now we're leaving, together.
- No!

Take your hands off.
- Or what?

I'll rip your head off and make you
eat it.

And how are you going to do it from the car?
- No. Do not touch me.

Don't touch her, you bastards, I tell you!
- Enjoy the view.

Hands down I said!
- Oleg Evgenievich!

Well, now you're going to... Don't touch her, you bastard.
- Take your hands off. Oleg Evgenievich.

Friends, we have been rehearsing individual parts all day
, now I will tell you what the idea is.

Have you all seen the movie "The Artists"?
- Yes.

It will be something like a musical.
I will need 6 people.

So you will be here. Divide
into pairs and you will wear these tags.

Did you understand me? Just don't
mislead me. I'm going to change.

Do you mind?
- No.

Well, I'm with you.
- I'm already with Julia.

Exactly.
- Let's go.

Sash, Valya is alone.

What to do Mustak.
Let's go.

Now we look like pedals.

That's it. You can drive.

From "Moskvich", but it's like the original.
- Thank you very much.

What happened to the electronics?
- Electronics - electronics.

No problem. Two wires shorted.
It will last another 100 years.

How much money did it save you, huh?
- Do we really owe you nothing?

No. The motor is enough.

This for you. You asked.
- No need, I'll be fine.

So, let's see.
- I'll do it like a dog.

Does it hurt a lot?

Oleg Evgenievich, thank you very much.

If it wasn't for you,
I don't know what I would do.

You risked your life.

Because of you I am capable of murder.

And without asking me to do it.

I probably went out for nothing, and you would have
been fine on your own. You're independent, aren't you?

I'm kidding. Easy. It hurts.

Yes? I'll be there in half an hour.

You have work to do, you must go.
- Yes.

Anyway, my car is in the service station.

Will you drive me to school?
- Okay.

Oleg Evgenievich, maybe we should
have gone to the hospital?

This is your favorite movie.
And what you love, I love too.

She was very patient
and now the time has come.

To start a new life.
With your beloved man.

Tanya, will you be my wife?

Tanya?

People are waiting.

Yes.
- Please?

Yes.

You scared me, why are you at school?
- Please?

What's on your hand?

What happened to the breakfast?

We can come to your place and...