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PHYSICAL TEACHER
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Psycho? Ljokha?

Bro, Lyoha?
- Marina, I'm not drunk, but a little tired.

Such an idiot,
I almost died of fright.

Look at her, honey.

Was that today or yesterday?
- I do not know. What is this miracle?

I haven't been this drunk since '97.

When we lit the firehouse?
- We didn't start it, you started it.

My pants.

What are these weeds here?
-Psych, come on, start remembering.

What happened?
- Calm down, Thomas, I remember everything.

Thomas, brother, why do you surrender?
Now look what I'm going to mess up.

it's called "El Diablo".
sambuca,

tequila, absinthe and more liqueur.

And champagne, it's a gift for me.

Rate it.

Deliciousness.
- Mess with the mess.

What's the matter, Thomas,
did I catch you?

It didn't catch me. Just tell me
my friend

how is it that a woman like Tanya,

living with this cold-blooded scumbag?

Well, let's go to him,
let's get him between the horns and the end.

Does it make sense, brother, does it make sense? Huh?

Take it. Come on, come on, drink. Come on.

Come on, come on.

We can only hit him once
to teach him a lesson.

That's what I'm talking about. Old Thomas.

Let's go bro.
- We're leaving. We're leaving, bro.

So here we go, I put a piece of meat
in his mouth.

Are you stupid, Psych?
- Oh no, just like that.

We scare him a little, have fun
and that's it.

It's happening.
- Okay.

And did we go to him?
- We haven't gone anywhere.

We were almost sober. Here, see.
We were throwing knives at the picture.

And then we went to bed.
- Okay. Then, Psyche,

let's sort here and eat
i'm dying straight away.

Ljokha. Psycho?

Looks like we've gotten there.

No. No, Thomas, it's not true.
- Which one?

If we killed him, it's a serious
matter. Murder of a man.

I don't want to hide in the woods.
- What did you yell at?

Psycho!

What are you guys talking about?
- Kuzmich, such a moron.

Why did you lie in the coffin?
We almost freak out for you.

I slept. You called me at night
that you needed a coffin for someone Slav.

And everything is here. I did it
and you're gone. That's why I went to bed.

We didn't need the coffin.
- How was he so unnecessary?

I did it all night.
- We'll pay you and take it.

Okay, I'll go back to bed then.
- What have we done with Slav?

Come on, you remember everything, right?
- Not really. From parts.

Call him.

I don't have his number.
I only have Tanya's.

Looks like my phone is gone too.
They took him.

Call me.
- Looks like mine is gone too.

Just weeds. It could be in the car.
- Let's go check.

Come on, that's enough. Psycho,

where is our car

Dude, those keys aren't mine.
where are mine

Friend, come for a moment.

Quick. where is our car
- You hid her. Let's go show.

You see, drunk, drunk, but I
hid her. Brain. You don't have one.

The devils take me.

We have rented Slav's car.

Something else bothers me. How did we
even get her in here?

Yes.
- Friend, what is this focus mokus.

You came in the morning. You said it should be
hidden. You said push the door.

And I push.
- Look now, start pushing her again.

Then you will build it again.

Shit, Psych.
Once we've stolen his car,

so we've had enough to drink.
You know.

What will I tell Tanya?

Where is Slav?
How do I look her in the eye?

What are you talking about? What Glory?
I don't see any Glory at all.

We don't know Slav.
- We don't know him? Find out...

It's in the trunk.
- For sure.

At least he's alive. Let's check.

Don't worry, we'll check.
He might recognize us.

So, what shall we do?
- We have to think.

Back. I'm armed.

Take it easy, Leva, take it easy.
We are our own people.

God bless.
- How did you get in there?

You called me in the middle of the night
and told me to come to the school quickly.

I came.
- And?

You said we were a gang and we were going
to the club.

Let's punish Slav.
- We were looking for him to punish him?

We called a taxi. We drank El Diablo
on the way.

And...
- You're done dragging, you bastard.

...until there. I don't remember anymore.

We have to go to the club. Come on, Psych.
- Yes.

Shit, we forgot Leo.

Stay! Wait, I'll call Amon.
- Enough, men.

No problems. We come with good.
We came to talk. No incidents.

Like yesterday?
- What happened yesterday?

Hello. I wanted to ask a question.

You again?

Order your coffins.
- Guys, come on, he's an angry thing.

Spinning kick.

Guys, no problem.
We're not here to fight.

Brothers, Alexey Alekseevich began
to undress. It's getting dangerous now.

Run, brothers, run.

Something's wrong with this dude.
We're all boxers here.

We'll put the pants on his head now.
- I wanted it to be good.

Go ahead, Psych. Hallelujah dudes.

What's up with him?
- Takes a fighting stance.

What are you doing?

You totally screwed up.
I have 4 stitches on my arm.

Did he warn you?
- Take it easy. Enough already.

Guys, just help us
remember.

Have I taken anyone out of here?
- He brought out some scumbag.

Why did you leave Tanya? Don't you help her
when she needs it?

Are you thinking of teaching me how to behave?
- I'm a teacher, bro.

I will teach you because you are not a man
- You are not a man.

You are not a man.
- No, you're not a man.

You are not a man. You are not a man.
- You are not a man. You are not a man.

Prove you're a man.
- I'll prove it.

Prove it. Prove it.
- I'll prove it. I will prove it.

Let's go to Hadanku.
- To go. Where!?

Hadunku.
- Let's go. On Hadanku.

Alexey Alekseevich, to Khadanku.
- Death Race.

Let's go.
- Hadnku!?

But it's work. It's very bad.
But very, very bad.

And you said that I scrolled.
Last race one came back mute.

Wait. Why are you scaring them?
He had nothing.

Only he didn't speak.
- That's what I said, no.

Are we leaving? Leo, jump.
- We're leaving, come on.

That's it guys, bye.

That's my favorite, damn it.
- And where is Slav?

Probably in the coral.
- I think we burned Tanya's fiance.

Asking where is Slav? In the car.
And where is the car? Burnt out.

And where is Slav? In the car.
- And the car?

The car caught fire.
- Curse.

Get out of here, I got an electric shock.

Grandpa, tell me how did the coral burn?
There should have been one inside.

What kind of coral do you have?
This is my UAZ.

There was a box of seedlings.
The grandmother almost killed me.

Now we're going to kill you, that one.
Where is our merjana?

Show him, Thomas. Break it up.

I'll start now. Ready!

Give to me. Give.
- Take your hands off.

He must not have been idle.

What are you waiting for? I signaled.

That wasn't true. You're just crazy.
- Handsome, you are a man.

You're a man.
- One color crooked.

You are superheroes. Superheroes.

Super-superheroes.
- What are you doing?

What are you doing, you idiots? What
was bothering you with the car?

What was bothering you, huh?
Take it easy. Everything happen.

Here you are, grandfather, take my watch.
It's very expensive. Take it, come on.

You will have money for two such brakmas.

It happens, dudes, yes.
- He took to letting me go. Come to my club.

Well done to you, well done.
- Striptease. We're going striptease.

Striptease!

What freaks we are.
We had to go there first . whatever we do

we always end up there. Foma,
maybe Slav is still there.

Let's go, friends.
- Come on.

Excuse me, Psych,
do you want to change?

What are you talking about?
He blew up a car yesterday. Come on, jump.

Listen, find me Polina.

I'm here, here I am.
What happened to the pony?

What is this crappy pony?
- Didn't you take anything?

Pony meaning horse?
- You came with a pony yesterday.

In a straight tragic way. You, you, you
and the pony.

And you brought some Glory from somewhere
.

Tanya has her bugs,
do you understand me?

He constantly tells me what is right
and what to do.

She wants me to be by her side all the time.
- Wait now, I understand you like a dude.

Clean as a dude. But what is Tanya? Tanya?
- What is she like?

What is she like? Tanya?
- What is she like?

It's Tanya, but what is she like?
- Tanya is a woman.

She is a woman. Woman, you understand.
And what do women like?

To give everything for her.

Anything he wants, you know?

You're so right, old man.
- So it's over already.

We're going to milk the pony. Look at him,
you bastard, he ate the whole salad here.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.
- He wanted, he wanted.

Enough, I didn't like it.
- Did we leave together with Slav?

You went to Sasha Mamaeva.
- No way.

By the way, he said
that girls like ponies.

Over, Psych. If only it wasn't this?
- Don't panic.

We may not be there yet.

Who stuck my phone in here?

It broke to ring. Whose is it?
- Is that mine? My phone.

Your phone!?
- Look in your pants. Mine might be there.

14 missed by Mamaev.

And I have a text from him.
- What's writen?

We owe him 12 grand.
He wants them by the hour.

Let's take them to him.
- I do not understand. What is the money for?

Apparently we exchanged them for Slav.

And Slav is now with him, a hostage.

The money is for him. Everything is connected.

Now what, Psych? Let's go
save Slav.

Are you sure this is the place?
- That's what it said. It should be here.

So what, cowboys? Do you bring the money?

And that one? Who are you, Red Guard?
- I'm Lucy. Give me the money.

This is Lucy.
- Thomas, I don't care at all.

Horsemen. And where is Mamai, where is Slav?

Here's what either pay
or give us back the pony.

Pony, shit,
that's where we got it from.

Look what's nice. Sell me
the horse, please. Sell it to me.

For Sanya, for a little girl.
- The pony is not for sale.

Goddess, sell it to us, don't insult us.
- See what is nice and nice.

Look at what cheeks she has,
like Sanya.

Hello, I told you, it is not for sale.
Is it clear to you? It doesn't work.

So we'll take it without paying.
- Now that I blow the whistle,

20 horsemen will fly in.
Where are you going!?

Wait, I'm taking it, wait.
- Bring back the horse.

Here you are, here are 400 BGN.

The pony costs 12 thousand.
- We'll bring you the rest tomorrow.

Take it. Tomorrow you call Thomas, and we bring you
the rest. I swear.

Of course. Not a word.
- 12 thousand.

Yay, we're going to the strip.

Psycho, if Mamai called me,
why is the phone yours?

That's right, I remembered.
sorry bro

yesterday you kept wanting to call
Mamai, so I picked up and changed the numbers.

Did you get it?
- Such a fool. I almost went crazy.

Listen, bunny, come here.

Tell me how much we owe?
- 12 thousand.

Don't you think so? Here's your half
and disappear while I'm good.

Okay, let's go guys.

Now, damn it,
the goddess is gone,

we've lost consistency,
there's no one to ask anymore.

What are you angry about?
We've already gone half way around the city ,

and this Slav can lie at home
on the bed and resuscitate.

And it may not be so. Tanya!?
- What are you wondering, pick her up.

And what should I tell her? Hi Tanya,

we lost your husband Shall I say so?
- He might be at home.

What if it isn't?

Now we won't know anymore.
- SMS.

"Oleg Evgenievich, I know Slav
is with you. Let him call me."

He's definitely not home.

Big deal.
It will still show up somewhere.

What if he's lying somewhere with a hole
in his head?

And it is not known whether it is not us,
or whether it is not Leo.

That's right, Leva, we don't know
if you really killed him.

So yes. I messed things up,
that's why I'm going to Tanya

to tell her everything.
And then we'll see what happens.

Hello. Where is Slav?
- Hello.

You're hiding it from me, aren't you?
- Tanya, there was a small accident.

But don't worry, he might still be alive.
- Please?

So we got drunk last night.

Don't worry, it's definitely not burnt.
- Who hasn't burned?

Wait, Oleg Evgenievich,
are you doing it on purpose?

You know my nerves are weak.
- Now I will explain everything to you.

Tanya, it's all my fault,
it was my idea, we got drunk yesterday.

Horror today. We have a horse, but Slav is gone.

Get lost somewhere, dog.
- That's how it was.

At last.
- Where did you get lost?

What do you mean where? I was with you
the whole time.

Yes true. Good on you
for being with us the whole time.

I told you he was with us.
- What were you saying? I heard something

for disappeared, for burnt.
- Don't listen to us, Tanya.

I told you we got drunk.
He's still drunk.

I'm still having fun, yes.
- I'm glad you made friends.

But let's end this
drunkenness already, shall we? Or take me with you

so that I at least know where you are.
- Yes you are right.

I don't drink anymore after last night.
- No way!?

True.
- Tanyusha, I'm going to return the car to them.

Yes, of course we left my
car here…

...somehow.

Where are you going? We went around the whole city.

Six times we buried you.
- And how where? In Paris.

What does fucking Paris have to do with it?
- Old man, don't you remember?

You sent me there.

How are you doing with Tanyushka?
She is a remarkable woman. Spotted.

And you don't try to keep her.
- I hold her like this.

Not true. You'll be 45,
no wife, no kids, no job.

And then you'll remember what I was telling you.
- Old man, you are right.

You are very right. I will marry her.
-- In what sense?

I wasn't talking about that. You shouldn't
be in such a hurry. It can't be like that.

You have to think
and measure everything.

What is there to think? We have been together for 6 years
. Now I go up to please her.

Tanya!
- Stop yelling.

Slav, you can't go like this.
You need to buy a suit of some kind.

And you have to buy a ring,
go to her with a ring.

When the shops open I will buy.
- It doesn't work like that. No.

Tanya is a chic woman, chic,
that's why the ring should be like that.

You are right, you are very right.
This summer we went to Paris,

We walked around and entered a mazagin.
We saw one such vintage ring.

Yes. What?
- Dad gave mom one

for the wedding.
- That's it. He's the one you should take.

This is exactly what you should buy. You will have
about a year.

Go to Paris, get a visa,
keep order.

What is all this for? I have a ticket,
I'm going straight away.

Guys, I'm leaving.
- Well done. Go round the shops.

Take your time, a month, two, a year.
- And what are we going to tell Tanya?

Check out these hotties, they'll cover for you.
- You will cover for me.

That's it, I'm going.
- Come on come on!

Thomas, let's get in the car
now. That's not how it works.

Take my car. I'm leaving now.
- Where?

In Paris.
- Congratulations.

Listen, Slav, if not in Paris,
go to America.

I remembered.
- Look.

For two months no one had bought it.
This is destiny.

Congratulations.

What is this stench?
Didn't the pony die inside?

No, it's just messed up a bit.
- After which it died.

That's why we didn't go with him.
- Okay, old man, thanks.

For nothing.
- Without you, I would have wondered for a long time.

No problem. Just say if there's anything.
- Mandatory.

Goodbye.

Should I get drunk now, Alexey?
- Nothing to talk about, brother.

Please excuse me,
but where did the pony go?

Where is it true?

Did I park far away? Or that's fine.

Psycho, how are we going to get into Mamai like that?

There is security and SOT.

Like we used to do in the barracks, remember?
For the feet and we throw.

Come on. Okay.
- Yes, you grabbed him by the rear.