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So far in the series: Let's bet.
You invite Borzov to drink coffee.

Then you invite Tatiana Savova.
- I will go out with Tanichka.

We will go for coffee. The last thing I think about
is the two of us.

Hello, old man.

I understand you want to apologize?

How are you?
- I can lose with dignity.

Come on, kick it.

Friends, I want to tell you something.
Can I have some attention?

Mameva said something again.
I'm so tired of her.

There is an orphanage in Tučne.
In critical condition, but they have no money.

Look what a wreck.

Nothing is visible on the phone.

I wanted to send them to you on Facebook,
but no one has added me as friends.

I wonder why?
- Is that better?

It's not a window, it's a crack.
- It's photoshopped. It's nonsense.

It's not photoshop, I've been there. Friends,
let's help the children please.

If we all give BGN 20 each, it will reach
500. At least they will fill the gap.

In principle, I support you, but
the money is on my card, I have no cash.

Otherwise, by downloading I can give.
- I also have a card.

Me too.
- Me too.

And I'm all for it, but I have to give back
to one person first, but then I'll give.

Okay. Okay, friends.

Helping children is a good deed,
there is no cheating.

But I understand that no one has any money?
Right? That's right.

So, I will give BGN 500
instead of you.

And a hundred of me. And you will be
some kind of debtors, okay?

Thank you, Oleg Evgenievich, you saved us,
Then everyone will pay you back.

What if someone doesn't give them.
- I don't have such a case yet.

Well, there was one only in 98.

That's how they wrote the 67th - 98th on the plate .

PHYSICAL TEACHER
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Just don't worry. Now we'll fix
everything quietly. hold it for a while

I have connections on high, now I will call them
to come and everything will be fine.

Don't worry, the general isn't real.
- How so?

The actor is Ryazhin. Let me introduce you.
- No need.

Let me introduce you.
What a turn we made.

We took the building of an office.
- Beauties.

Two-storey, in a good location. Cool a?
- What is this scheme.

The scheme is mine personally.
It's been working for years.

Uniform, two policemen,
we're coming, pushing you,

and that's it. You can't remember.

It's hardly an idea, but it's a good one.
- Warranty.

The rich are just taking the piss.

By the way, there is a separate bonus
for this.

Fields? Polya, your mother, where are you?

Make your friend happy in private.

Go slow down.

This is my dream, Thomas.

The place is very nice.
I will open a hotel there by the hour.

For the publishers. This is totally
next level bro.

That's right.
- Serious business.

I will rise, and you will serve me.
- Stop talking nonsense.

Why are you getting hitched? So, how are you?
- Shit.

What's wrong?
- I studied Tanya's baby boy.

Mama's baby?
- Yes, I thought so too.

I thought his father was someone.

But it turned out that he has his own business,
something with the Internet.

What internet business? A hotel
per hour is the truth. But a comparison.

Unlike you, he drives a car for 170
thousand. The Internet is a new thing.

I don't understand what it is for.
- What is the difference between old and new?

Let's steal his business
, period.

No, what's the point? What are we going to do with
this internet?

You know?
Let's scare him - maybe.

Let that general of yours go and put
an end to your business.

With internet. And then I come
and fix things without problems.

Brother, your plan is nice.
- It's nice, ya.

I'll deal with the general, no
problem. You know how they scare

these badges here. So he will be afraid
that he will not be able to enter his mail.

Banana, come here. Come on, quick.

I don't understand something. The roosters
have crowed for a long time, and no one has given me money yet?

Could it be tomorrow that I have old debts?
- Of course. Interest is already running.

Pass it on to others. Until lunch 40,
after the call 60,

then 80, 100. By the end of the week
I'll have your skins off.

What interest, Oleg Evgenievich?
- And what were you thinking, little one?

There is no interest-free loan anywhere. You agreed yourself
, nodding your heads.

No one forced you.
- I don't know, I didn't nod.

So you have tics. Here and now you're nodding.
Why do you come to school with a headache?

That Mameva sheep.
- If you tell her, the interest becomes 400%.

May I go, Oleg Evgenievich?
- You can. Slow down, don't run.

Oleg Evgenievich?
- Yes?

I wanted to thank you
for the orphanage.

No problem, so what,
I'm not doing it for myself anyway,

and for the children.
This is where I collected some more money.

Welcome, bunny.
- Where did you get them?

I advertised the case and everyone brings money.
- Very nice.

That's all, Oleg Evgenievich.

Borzov said he would not give. Here is
a list of the others who don't want to.

Tell Borzov he's completely nuts.

Tell him I have such a chemical
gadget here.

Dissolves bones in 5 seconds,
tell him so.

Banana, don't you shit out of fear?

It's not me, Oleg Evgenievich.
- Hydrogen sulfide is released from the reaction.

You emit hydrogen sulfide.
Come on, get out, stinkers.

Here I owed you 190, now
I have to give 250.

Tomorrow there may be another 20 points,
maybe more.

Seriously? Then I'll call the
home director. To please her.

You are great, Oleg Evgenievich.
- It is OK.

I do it for the orphans.

It's raining, aren't you going to eat?
- No.

I will not eat anywhere until December
2014.

Okay. Knowing you,
I won't even ask.

Sasha, I have a business proposal for you.
I know we're not in that kind of relationship

but could you lend me...
...200 BGN?

What are you so much for?
- If I tell you, the usurer will double them.

But so you don't worry, I'll tell you
they're for drugs.

What drugs? What are you strumming?
Say normally, what is your money for?

I won't stop until I find out.
- Then I will need about 400 BGN.

Oleg charged us interest, to all those
who did not return his money on time.

Didn't you give them to him after class?
- Nobody wanted to give.

They were ashamed to say.
And here you are now, everyone is paying.

Aren't you crazy?
This is extortion.

Now I'm going to stop this madness.
- Sasha, pretend you don't know anything.

Please, you will save me 200 BGN.
- Hello, Mamaeva,

you owe me a playstation already
- I found out about the interest,

now I will go to the teacher
and fix things.

Sasha, just don't tell him
we told you.

It's time, Psych, let the general go.
Let him bring turmoil and panic.

I'll go in an hour to save things.
- How are you...

OK, we're starting the operation.

Why are you blackmailing students for money?
- It's for charity, right?

Exactly. If it's a charity,
you can't do that.

What is my fault? I gave them money,
they pay me back with interest.

Orphans don't care
where the money comes from, you know?

The class doesn't like me anyway.
So.

Here's your money, stop the interest
and pay it all back.

No problem. Let's harm the orphans,
great, they live without any other life.

Shit. I already promised them the money.
They need them.

Honey, know what you want,
if you want your money back,

here is the list, if you want for the orphans,
you decide for yourself.

I'll return them.
- Give them back.

I'll return them. I'll return them.
- Give them back. Bring them back.

Give away, don't collect,
break don't create.

What's up, Tanyusha, why are you sour?
- Nothing, everything is fine.

I can see you're broken,
say. I will help as much as I can.

You can't help it. National
Security is in Slav's office.

They sealed off his office.
- Bad work. Bad.

Do you want me to go save your man?
- No need. Thanks a lot.

I just got really nervous. I'm winding myself
up, I'm sure everything will be fine.

What can happen. If they
take his business, they will stick to him for 7 years,

It's a good thing he's young, after all,
life is still ahead of him.

Then in a labor camp, with good
behavior 5-6 years at most.

Thanks, very reassuring.

Can you really help?

Because of you, Tanyusha, I can do
absolutely anything.

Besides, I'm a specialist in these matters.
To some friends

they took the casino. And it hasn't stopped
working for a moment. I'm so strong.

Cool right? Give me the address so I can save
your baby boy.

But don't be a hero,
please. Don't play around.

Please, I'll roll them out now.

Detect, 3 minutes there and 3 back.
When I get back, we'll finish the coffee.

Let's see where they are?
What, you peed without the daddy.

I'm already here, I'll fix everything now.
- Where did you come from?

Tanya said you're in trouble. I thought
why not help him. He's a decent dude.

That you will be stuck for 7 years, if not for
me, for your shady internet trades.

Old man, how did you come up with that? There is nothing
cloudy here, everything is clean.

You will tell them to the judge.
Where are they?

They? He. There he is sitting there reading.

Aren't you morons or fools?
Did you arrest the general?

What kind of general are you? We checked,
there is no general.

We called and were told there should
be no checks. It's clearly blackmail.

Now the police will come
and investigate.

Why police? Why did you call the police?
We need to find out who is blackmailing you.

I will talk to him, I have connections.
- Old man, old man.

Keep calm and don't mess around.
Who were you? Physical teacher.

Come on, go teach the lessons.
- Did I come for nothing?

I only need 5 minutes
and I will solve the problems.

Let him try, he might understand something.
- Well okay.

5 minutes.
- Old man, wait.

No slaps.
- Without, yes, civilized everything.

No slaps, we've done it.

I thought giving money was nice.

And it was cruel.
- Yes, they have learned how to insult.

It was memorable how they humiliated
Christina and the others who...

Thanks, Valya, I remember everything.
But what are we going to do now?

How to tell children that there is no money?
- Say you were attacked and robbed.

With social workers
you have to emphasize the pity.

Irina Vladimirovna, hello,
this is Sasha.

Hello Sashenka, how are you?
- Everything is fine.

We are so happy, we have already ordered
the joinery. They agreed without advance payment.

They will install it on Friday. And the winter
will be much easier for us with new windows.

Sashenka, your girls sewed
an angel. Bring your photo

to stick it on his face
so that you become our angel.

You are our guardian angel.

OK, I'll bring it.

Along with the money. Goodbye.

And what should I have done?
I am their guardian angel.

What are you doing? You're doing something, but what?
Aren't you a fool?

This is the first time something like this has happened to me.
I've taken entire plants like this

I don't know how that bastard felt about me.
- Do not scream.

That sopolanko called the police.
That's it, you're going to jail.

You'll be cleaning toilets there.
- How so? The police can't.

What do we do now?
- I do not know. Think, Thomas.

I'm going to pretend to be mentally ill.
- Forget it.

Hit me in the face.
- What?

Punch me in the face, come on.
Hit harder.

Come on!

Now that you're crazy.

I can not.
- You are a big coward.

Am I bleeding?
- Yes.

That's how it should be. Now jump.

Out the window, you fool.

Why?
- Must. I'm not going to jail.

But we are on the 2nd floor.
- You're not a general, are you?

It's very... It's very high.

It's high and there's nothing soft down there.
- It won't jump.

What happened? Old man, I
asked you without slaps.

He runs out of the window,
he's as agile as a cat.

How so? How did he jump?
- I do not know. Face it guys

that there is special training.
Otherwise he wouldn't be able to surprise me.

I ducked and he over there with an uppercut.

And he aimed at me. You can see that he is a general,
he clearly led the whole thing

physical training of all those
sea... animals.

There he is, lying down.

Ok guys follow me.
- Wait...

Quickly after me.
- Lord.

Cuddly pig.

why are you so fat
The sieve was hired.

Is he gone?

What now? Where is he?
- Who knows.

Escaped somehow.
- I told you, special training.

What were the marine ones like?
Seals. I know them right away.

Thank me for getting you out
of this situation with the general.

You were already done, everywhere.
- Well, thank you then.

Well, yes, well.
- ok guys

I have work, I will go.
- Why are you so out of breath?

Why should I be like this?
I got worried about you.

Heart beats like crazy.
- Okay, take care, old man.

Let's go, he's gone.

But you're a moron, big one.

I actually broke my leg.
Take me to the hospital?

Don't go crazy. I'm going to drive you to the hospital right now
.

Let the police accept you there,
and me along with you.

Now we will go to Psyche,
he knows a good vet.

Why vet. I want a real
doctor, a human one.

For you, Aries, the vet
is perfect.

The leg!
- Yes?

Oleg Evgenievich, I have no one
to call.

I couldn't tell them. They're children, aren't they?

I don't understand you, Sanya, what
are you talking about at all. I'm coming now, take it easy.

What is this day like?
- What about my leg?

And my ass? And now Mamaeva.
Call me.

What are you pissed off about?
- Oleg Evgenievich, I didn't tell them.

Please, I need 4 thousand.
I'll pay you back with interest.

Fuck that old lady.
But you wasted the money

so it's your fault.
- It's all your fault.

You gave money. I didn't know where they were from.
- What are you talking about?

Guilty, innocent. You should
go to the children.

Now we will go and you will tell them,
it is children, there is no money.

I wont go.
- You will go.

Understand, it is your fault
and you must answer for your actions.

We have to go there. The wolf cannot
be full and the lamb whole.

You know?
- You are right.

Come on, hurry up,
I think it's getting gangrenous.

Make up your mind, the doctor is still hungover anyway .

These are very respectable people.
They will come with us.

Thanks to our Sasha!!!

You are very stupid.

Hello dear guests, we have been waiting for you,
we are very glad that you are here.

Woman, stop a minute. Someone here
has prepared an impassioned speech for you, right?

Lets hear.
- Yes, she is our breadwinner.

Do you want me to call the children too,
they are making presents for you.

You don't have to call them,
and we don't ask for gifts.

And why is your whole building like that
after a bombing?

It has not been repaired,
it is in critical condition.

We wanted to move, we found
sponsors,

they promised us the building opposite.
- Yes, we saw her.

But at the last moment something happened,
they lost the building. they said

that people with epaulettes came
and took all the documents.

It can't be true. Our people
with epaulettes don't do such things.

Thank God that there are such honest
and decent people like you.

Sanya, rehearse your speech,
the gentlemen and I will go out,

let's exchange a few words.
May I, gentlemen?

What's wrong with you? What are you doing,
you bastards? You took the orphanage.

Not true, the building was a company.
- Nothing like that was written in the documents.

Shut up. What documents? Let's look at
the facts. You felt the kids, didn't you?

And now, because we're dudes,
we have to give them their home back.

How do we get it back? Worth a million?
- Everything is so refined,

that you cannot suspect anything.
- You yourself grew up in such a home.

Well yes, so what.
They shouldn't be very comfortable either.

They'll still look at everything.
- Psycho?

The place is super good.
The hotel is going to crash.

Think about it. Well then,
say half?

Half for us,
half for the orphans?

Sound good.
- Psycho?

Well okay. But at least
we can take the space around the building.

We'll make it a parking lot.
- Parking is possible.

For about 80 cars. And these
spiders will wash my cars.

Optionally, if they don't want it - no.
- Okay, count me in too.

Where to count you.
Thank you for not dying today.

Yes.

Thanks. Thank you very much.
Thanks for everything.

And for the feast, thank you, and for everything,
and I don't know how to thank you.

Thank you very much.
- Stop for a moment,

calluses will break out on my ears.
- Can you give us pictures?

Sashenka bring the camera, now...
- No. No. Without photos.

I'm from the Ministry of the Interior, secret affairs.
You helped me a lot with my legs.

No problems, slight sprain.
Everything will pass.

Thank you
- 89, 90, 91. 91 when.

And you said they wouldn't
get together. Look how much space.

Oleg Evgenievich, may I have a moment?

What?
- I understand what's going on here.

What?
- You stole the land from the children,

to make a parking lot.
How are you not ashamed.

Charity should be
a selfless act.

First, don't shout like that. Second,
it doesn't teach me what charity is.

She made this mess herself,
and I'll fix it.

Well, let it be a parking lot.

Wrong answer. What should
you say to Oleg Evgenievich?

I will never ask for
your help again.