All language subtitles for Fizruk.S01E06.2014.WEB-DLRip.(AVC).MediaClub_xvid.bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series: And I have a man by
my side, we've been together for 6 years.

I can help you in English
if you want.

She lied anyway.
- Who?

Alyonka was fooled by your SMS.
I have to go.

Do you want me to give the boy some money
for the ice cream. Will lick and ride.

Aren't you both 5 years old?

What is this?
- A car, Oleg, an ordinary car.

Why is it so bright?
Give it here.

If you want I'll buy you a new one better.
- Now we'll see and you'll buy me a new one.

Give her here.
- She is not mine at all, Oleg Evgenievich.

Come on, go have fun.

What a bastard, huh?

I honestly didn't expect you'd
want to be on duty at the disco.

I'm shocked too.
- Haven't you been drinking?

Not to be a student. Do you want?

We're not on good terms with you anyway
, be careful not to ruin them.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
6 series

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Personally, I prefer native music,
"Autumn" or something by Leontiev.

It is sexier, maybe something modern,
than the new ones, for example.

But if you like it, I don't mind.
We can even dance.

No thanks. I don't really
like such dances.

That's exactly what I'm saying, modern
dance is kind of primitive.

Listen, the teacher took my drink.

And Mamaeva looks at me in such a way
that she will soon burn me to ashes with a look.

So she made you feel
like you better get out of town.

Her father is a serious guy, he goes with security.
You can seriously mess with her.

Banana, is this fear from Mamaev?
- No no.

But she deserves
a compliment.

The best disco was in
2011. Even the director break danced.

Mameva, I wanted to tell you
that your tits are very nice.

Mozart, play something more decent,
a ballad.

Ballad, what century do you live in!?

We'll talk to you later.
Now I'm telling you to play a ballad.

If you want to show the gnomes how
great uncles and aunts do it.

Enough, Tanya, come on. Come Come.

Savages, how do you live without ballads?

Thanks for the breakfast.
I'm not allowed anything greasy.

How are things with Sasha?
- Heavy. Her head is full of nonsense

I can't get along with her at all.
- You seem like a smart man.

You have answers to all questions.
- What you mean?

So you're saying she's fat?
- Well, she is, yes.

Filler.
- So there must be complexes.

And?
- If it looks better,

she will become more confident, then boys too.
- I'm not warming up, but what about me?

Now she's dying for your advice.
But if you help her become more cool.

That's it. You will be her authority.

Can you not chew meatballs
when you say wise thoughts.

You're a PE teacher,
help her lose weight.

Polya, are you eating again?
- Second already.

Soon the kitchen just for you will work.
Thomas, can I use your hall?

For what?
- To get the girls moving a bit.

Look how they unraveled.
The customers started scaring me.

Where have I wandered?
- What is this?

Use the gym,
as long as it's after class.

No problem.

Club "Health" if you want a slim
body, the teacher has proven methods.

Creative and resourceful.
- It's good, isn't it?

I'm only afraid that no one will come.
- What was that? I help

so to speak, at the native school,
and you immediately start gloating.

If I were you, I would come too.

Can you see? It seems to bend.

I can hold my breath for 7 minutes.
On bass?

I swear you'll get out of here.
In a second.

You can breathe. Come on Valentine.

That was not polite.
- But about that quickly.

I organize courses on, let's
call it, human tuning.

I put up ads, you must have seen them.

In two weeks I will make you such
a princess that the boys will go crazy.

When would be convenient for you to come?
- Never.

I really like my appearance.
- You know?

Man is built in such a way
that initially he judges you by your appearance.

Only fools do that. For others,
inner beauty is more important.

I saw Borzov staring at you.
Something is not working out for you, huh?

You like it, don't you?
- And you stared at Tatyana Savovna.

It was so.
- You even wanted to invite her to a dance.

For adults, everything
is a little different.

Of course. Do you want me to tell you
why she is not interested in you.

Because you are empty.
Your inner world is very poor.

And for a woman this is very important.

Here's what I'll tell you, Sanya.

If a person looks like
cellulite salami, like jelly,

no one will bother
to look at it.

Appearance has nothing to do with it.

You think.

So I suggest you a poultice. You invite
Borzov to go out for coffee.

If he doesn't come, then without comment
you start attending my courses.

A deal?
- OK, but you invite Tatiana,

if she cuts you off then you will... you
will...

Say quickly what?
- You won't be rude for a whole week

to anyone, you will be polite and smiling.
- It won't be difficult for me at all.

The cafe next to the school.
At 5 o'clock.

I don't mean to be mean, but it won't do.
- You're wrong.

I'll explain it to you through potatoes.
It's you.

And this is Anton.
You are a unique potato.

And Anton is a potato like the rest.
You need a potato like you.

Can I?
- Yes.

Sanya, I wanted to apologize to you
for our last meeting.

I was acting like a complete fool. You
helped me and I left you alone.

Excuse me.
- It is OK.

I am really very ashamed.
I'm interested in you, you're smart, okay.

You don't take offense and that's why I wanted to somehow
atone for my guilt.

Shall we go out for coffee tonight?
- For coffee? Great. Until tonight.

And who is the mashed potato now?

Tanichka, don't you want
a coffee?

Would it be...Tanichka...Wish to
have...for one coffee wish?

Before bed, eh, Tanichka?

Am I waiting?

It won't pass.

Sanya, what are you doing here?
- I decided to play sports.

I understand.
- I tried to invite Anton and...

But that shit, beef. I told you
that's how humans are made.

So to speak, appearance
is the most important thing.

And he agreed.
- That's right.

Meaning.
- My inner self is more important to him,

not what I look like.
- This is great.

Thank God, I'm glad.
- What about you and Tatyana Savovna?

Well, great, it's very nice.
It's going well. Like this.

She's sitting now, putting on her make-up for sure.
- Well then, see you later in the cafe.

Cookie, cookie, cookie.

I have no appetite, neither do I feel like eating
or drinking. Even meat.

Tanya, I wanted to talk normally.
- For what?

What about that situation with Slav,
it doesn't give me peace.

I'm listening.
- Well, I'm very annoyed because of this.

Right here like this. Straight up.

I'm just not feeling well.
It's like a worm in my soul.

It's like I have soul worms.
- For the first time, of course, I'm listening

such exquisitely described
mental anguish.

I do not understand? Do you want to apologize?
- I wanted to close the issue with Slav.

Well, let's consider it over.
- No, Tanya.

What makes us different from animals?
By being human,

we can sit humanly at ease.
Let's say in the cafe next to the school, around 5.

Again, Oleg Evgenievich?
- No, I don't.

I'm explaining to you that everything...

...right here. To the point of tears,
you know? To tears.

What if it's that serious

let's meet and talk.

I do not mind.
- Yes, good.

I was very relieved, honestly.

Hi, how is physical education?

What did I crawl for, Psych?
- How? To get the girls moving.

Couldn't you call ahead?
- Didn't I ask you about the hall?

He said no problem.
- Look, Lyosha, you said "somehow".

Which means "sometime". Not
right now, but sometime.

Did you say "sort of"?
- Well, right now.

Foma, I brought the girls already,
I cut their shifts.

Well, since they're here,
let them change.

And why did you shine the crown?

I will go with Tanichka for coffee.

A handsome man. All right, I'm going.
- Go.

I don't understand what you are looking for here?

The classes are over. Come home.

We are here for the courses.
- What the hell courses?

Oh, the courses?

That's me. Well let's just say that
's it for today. You sat down, now at home.

Go have a beer.
- Great, let's just tell Adolf,

that the teacher let us go.
- Come here. Who should you tell?

I meant Elvira Petrovna.
She told us to come.

Adolph? Bravo to you.
That's it, it's decided. There will be a course.

Get up! Kneel down! That's right.

And we duck walk around the hall.
Quickly. Left, left, left.

Adolf means.

Are you kidding?
You promised to free the hall for me.

Wait, Psych, me for you, you for me,
let the dudes run with the girls.

What girls for them? They are small.
- They will train only together.

I have nothing to explain to you.
Come on bro, I'm leaving.

Who eats cupcakes here, huh?

Where is Borzov?
- Where is Tatiana Alexandrovna?

Hello, come to your senses. I am a man.
Men come a little earlier.

You have an outdated understanding of the matter.
- Sure.

You stop with sweets, you'll
become a can. The butt will become a decker.

Don't worry, little one. I won,
but you will benefit greatly from it.

First running, then strength training.
- Anton will be here any minute.

But of course. Or he will call,
his grandmother is sick, the cat is giving birth.

Tanya?
- Oleg, why are you splashing like that?

I'm not. That's what I smell like.

Hi, sorry I'm late.
- Hello.

Oleg Evgenievich, we have come to the point
that you...

...on the inside, everything, right.

We can start with coffee and have
a sandwich.

Waiter?
- It's self-service here.

No way.

Dude, go get some coffee.

And something sweet for my company.
- Oleg Evgenievich.

Come on, he won't get tired,
let's go.

What is your name?
- What excites you?

For the order, you must.
- The Pope.

Here, but to return the change.
- So, the Pope,

you wanted to talk, talk.

Well, lately
I've been thinking about the two of us.

When I come home in the evening...
- There is nowhere to park a person.

Hello, old man.

Which wind brings you?
- I invited him.

To iron out
all relations once and for all.

I understand you want to apologize.
Well, start.

Shit, should we move?

No need, let them watch.
- I don't like drinking coffee in front of everyone.

Even more in the corner is more romantic.
- Well, of course.

The current situation
bothers me a lot.

Somehow I'm not comfortable like that.

Because Tanya goes and pretends
to be a pinched girl.

And I'm kind of stressed out
by all this.

This whole situation is kind of...
- Are you apologizing yet?

Or is this some kind of prelude.
- How about I apologize right now?

Or maybe not here. Well...
- Take it easy.

You can't apologize.

His eyes show
that he is ashamed.

Let's go, baby.
- Come on.

Coffee for the Pope
and his company.

Anton, I'll go for coffee.

Hello. Ours won't be back
all night. Are you coming?

Right away?

Or should I call someone else?

I'm already walking towards you.

Don't smile. You show your soul
in front of everyone like that.

Good that you said that.
A week of politeness and smiles begins for you .

Here's your coffee.
- Order your coffee, please.

Order your coffee, please.
- With a smile.

I got an Americano and a Macchiato.

I can change it.
- I don't want to bother you with my stuff.

What happened?
- Well, mom called.

They said they called an ambulance for
my grandmother. She is old and often sick,

but it's stressful every time. Don't worry
everything will be fine. I'll be fine.

I hope you are not mad?
- No, no problem.

We will definitely go out again.
- Goodbye.

Hello, one more time if you enter
the circle, you will spit your teeth. Clear!?

What? I think it should.

Am I sure I will have 6 for the term?
- Yes. tell someone

this uncle will staple your mouth
shut.

Come on, move.

What's up, Thomas!?
- What, nothing.

They just watched. Then someone wrote something
in "Dicter" and it got filled here.

Not "Dicter", but "Twitter".
- Yes, you understood me, didn't you.

You see, I made money out of nothing.
A hundred points to the entrance.

Here, I take it and that's it.
Past is gone.

But everything is fair, whoever brings
three people gets a bonus.

And whoever brought five,
there is no money back. (Returns the money).

I left you for an hour
and you turned it into a strip club.

Am I talented bro?
Enough, Thomas, so what?

We benefit from all this. And women
try harder in front of an audience.

And clean cash in hand.
- No one saw you, right?

Think not.
- Okay.

How can I think so?
- Well, one such came,

an interesting woman with a bulb
on her head.

I don't mind that
the teacher gave you permission, I'm in charge here.

So take your circus and return
to the sewer from which you crawled.

I'm listening, queen. We'll be gone in a second
, no problem.

Here, buy something and forget...
- What are you allowing yourself?

And wait for me in the teacher's room.
I'm coming soon.

Mommy, Psycho.

Why are you frowning at me?
You're participating too, aren't you? 60 by 40.

Everything is fair. Are the girls mine,
they are mine. Is it my idea, it's mine.

Like this.

Okay.

Oleg Evgenievich.

I knock on the dustpan.

Sure. How are you?

I can lose with dignity.

Why did you come? Have a laugh?

Make fun of? For what?
- His grandmother.

Well, mate,

change your clothes

Do you want me to give you a key to the hall?

If you feel like training and I'm not there,
you come in and train.

Thank you.
- Come on, move now.

Did I feel like it?
- Which one? Meaning,

move please And breathe through your nose.
Now to the side, one, two.

Breathe through your nose, please.
- Breathe through your nose, please.

And please don't talk during
practice. Move, please.

I will try.
- Right.