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Translation and subtitles: Holy Trinity
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Where are you going ram?

What are you doing, freak?
Are you a moron?

What are you doing? Didn't you see me?
Where are you?

But you hit me...

Didn't you see the blue light?
- Stop yourself! Did you hear?

What a freak!
- Stop yourself.

Please excuse us.
- What are you doing?

I remember you, dumbass!
- Come here.

Did I tell you we're in a hurry?

No.
- Then why are you flying with 200?

Why do you attack people?
Why are you giving me trouble?

I used to do it and you liked it.

Times were different before.
Are you blind and can't see?

Foma, it's not your first shoot.
- Sorry, it won't happen again.

Do you see it?
- Your dudes gave it to you.

In 93, they shook out.
We were just getting started with you.

Those were good times.
- And the ring is nice.

It's expensive, give me your hand.

Yours, Foma.
- Thanks to.

I am retiring you.
- Mom!

Let's find out.
- We'll see each other now.

Now. We sit down and go,
and you stay.

And never to see you again.
End!

Mom, wait.

Let's find out, what are you doing?
Mamai.

Mom!

PHYSICS TEACHER
1 season, 1 episode

Once upon a time there was a dog.

It has served faithfully all its life,
but it has become obsolete.

And the sense of smell is not the same,
and the eyes.

Yes, Foma, fucking job.

Mamai doesn't change her mind.

Are you telling me?
I have been with him for 20 years.

Brother, shall I take you with me?
You will be my deputy.

Also, the work is cool.

Why not a cleaner?
I'm Mamai's security chief.

I was...

That's where my life is. That's all I can do.
I want back there.

I have a plan.
- What?

Mamai has a son, Sanya.
- That's enough, from where?

He doesn't like to talk about
his personal life.

I know.
- I'm like a brother to him.

He told me that Sanya was studying in Switzerland.
He'll be back soon.

She has to choose a school for him.
- Understood. Kidnapping.

Hear me, Thomas. I was just furnishing the basement.

Soundproofing. Great!

Psycho, are you a moron?
- Why?

They will literally bury us in this basement
.

I will get a job
at Sanya's school.

And then through him I will
return to Mamai.

I will teach the boy everything I know.

He will become the coolest in school.

Then he will go and say:
Thomas taught me everything. It's amazing.

Great plan. But what will
you be like at school? have you studied

Physical teacher.
- How are you going to settle?

Like that.

As we already have a PE teacher,
unfortunately I can't take you.

Excuse me, do you have any
comments for me?

What are you talking about! You are perfect for us.

Try to understand me.
Where should I date my man?

Do I understand correctly?
If something happens to your person,

if he slips, scrapes, dies,

or go to jail, will you take me?

If something happens to the PE teacher
, God forbid...

Leave your phone and
we will definitely call you.

Cool.

Shall we end our conversation then?
- Yes Yes Yes.

It was nice.
- Yes, yes.

Ah, they're calling you.
They're ringing, they're ringing.

Ring. This is the PE teacher.

Ivan Mikhailovich, just in time.
I'm glad to hear you.

Hello, it's me, I got sick.

Seriously. I will certainly be gone for
at least a month.

Hello, hello?

Great job,
PE teacher.

In short. As I understand now you need
a PE teacher.

Well, it turns out we need it.

You said something like
I fit in 100%.

Listen, you realize it's only
for a month.

Yes.
- And this is a substitution.

Handsome!
- And probation.

So true, boss.
Aye.

Keep the car.

Hello.
- Hello.

And whose father are you?
- Unfortunately, none for now.

I'm the one,
the new PE teacher.

Weird, why don't I know
we have a new PE teacher?

Why should you be notified?
The director hired me.

He has been notified. Aren't you
more important than the director?

I'm actually a teacher.
- I'm the physics teacher.

And what is his name?

Thomas.
- Svetlana Petrovna.

And the father's?
- Evgenievich.

Foma Evgenievich.
- No no no.

If it's Evgenievich, then Oleg.
Oleg Evgenievich.

Oleg Evgenievich Foma?

You got me tangled up.
My head will explode.

Welcome. So to speak,
in our almost female collective.

Oleg Evgenievich, will you mark
the first day?

Get to know the team.

Shall we have a banquet?
Basically, I'm not a scrounger.

Don't rush the banquet.
I'll talk to the director.

Listen, what is this...
- Excuse me. Girls, I sat down on gum.

Tanya, there is a man here.
- Nothing, nothing, I'm used to it.

Hello.
- This is Oleg Evgenievich Foma.

Replaces Ivan Mihailovich.
- It's my pleasure. Tatiana.

Me too, Tatiana. Tanya you are so...

It's bright.

Bright woman.

You don't look like a dork.
- What?

What? Nothing.
Okay. I so...

See you tonight, ladies.
- Until tonight.

Shit, I forgot the diary. Come on.

I'm your new PE teacher.
Oleg Evgenievich.

Just call me Thomas.
- What, shall we call you that?

Quo, Foma is cool and I like it.
Which one of you is Sanya?

I am.

Sanya?

You are so muscular!
You must look like your father.

Sanya, you will be my deputy.
What have you been doing so far, deputy?

We ran, we jumped, a deer's pace.
- What step?

Elenska.
- Deer? Stupidity!

You will deal with what
you will need in life.

Tomorrow everyone should bring wooden knives.

And if we don't have wooden ones?
- What don't you have?

Even wooden ones.
- No wooden?

No wooden ones, bring regular ones.
And more bandages.

That's right, Sanya.

What else? Ah, girls!
You're dressed like ducks.

Girls should
dress sexier.

Then it is more pleasant for the boys and...
for the teacher.

Well done to her! Come here.
Look.

The belly is bare, the navel is visible.

What is your name?
- Alyona.

Alyona, I already forgot. I don't remember names,
I have a problem with my mouth.

Such a... You'll be the Bud.

Stand there, Bud, in line.
Well done to the Bud!

Banana, come here.
- Why should I be a banana?

Actually, a banana is fine.

I guarantee you a banana is fine.

Banana, your first task. Take the mattress
and roll it over there in the corner.

Minus, help him. What are you smiling at me
with your crooked teeth?

The glasses have a plus diopter.

Please excuse me.
- Why was Gruh-gruh late?

Gruh-gruh, m'rdai gevrechetata
and keep them in line.

Why are we late?
- I was in the chair.

Where?
- In the chair.

Are you crazy? With your cheeks
you should forget the word chair altogether.

You should be the first to meet me
in the salon, to snort

and you do push-ups. Otherwise,
you will look like a sausage for the rest of your life.

And what? Better a sausage
than a brawny jerk.

Was this for me?

Don't be angry with me, but with yourself.
I'm not the fat one.

Nobody likes fat old ladies.

Even more evil fat old ladies,
do you understand?

Guys, do any of you
like Gruh-gruh?

They are silent. So they don't like you
because you're, what? Fat. Do you understand?

Fat!
Where did you go?

What are you watching? I am right.
Sanya Mamaev, come to me.

We will lead the brigade.
- I'm not Mamaev.

Are you an idiot?
And who is Mamamev?

Mamaeva. The one you just posted.

Gruh-gruh?

So, now we're going to run into the hall.

Sanya, stop wiping your snot.
Come let's chat.

Sanya! To her?

Oleg Evgenievich?
- Yes?

This is actually the women's room.
- I don't pee here, I know.

Well?
- What?

So what are you doing here?
- Sanya Mamaeva is there.

He sits on the toilet and bawls.
- What happened?

Nothing. There was a misunderstanding
between us.

Let me talk to her.
- Come on! Don't do it.

You shouldn't talk to her.
Just get her out.

Come on, get her out! Right for the ears.
We're going to shake things up here.

It is occupied.

Well, what?
- He doesn't want to talk to anyone.

I think we should call the psychologist.

You don't need a psychologist.
- Why?

On second thought, I called her fat.
Should we call NSBOP?

Did you call her fat?
- No. I called her fat.

But not fat, like fat.
She's just fat.

I called her a sausage.
- What?

You are a teacher and Sasha is a teenager.
Go tell her she's not fat.

And what is it? Are you skinny?

It's like I'm not responsible for my words.
- I have to tell the director.

No need.

Why are you sucking all the air in here?
In the good sense of the word.

Okay, I'll apologize.

Sanya, come to apologize.
- In front of the whole class.

Why not!

Okay, in front of the whole class.
- I didn't like you right away.

What?
- Nothing.

But Julia, you are a big girl.
Hello.

What's wrong? You don't have to pee in
your panties, there's a toilet.

Come on, come on, quick.

In short. Between me and Sanya it turned out...

A misunderstanding. I called her fat.
- And also that no one likes her.

From the boys.
- Yes, bunny. Thanks. Helped me.

What does fat mean. This is not a judgment.
Figure it out, Sanya.

There are different freaks in w...
Figure it out.

You dragged me out of the toilet
to make fun of me again?

From the toilet?
- Banana, don't make me angry.

What's going on, Oleg Evgenievich?
- What?

I believe you promised to apologize
and we are waiting. Please.

And what am I doing? That's what I do. Children!
Our dear children.

I don't know why it got affected, oh god.
What is fat?

Oh god, it's not a judgement. You will be running,
jumping and not fat anymore.

Everyone is in trouble.
Look at the one standing there.

The sister of the minus.

Her belly is already hanging out, she has big cheesies.
And it's flat as a board.

And on the downside, no one will let him go,
no matter how much he begs.

And the banana is like a psycho in the muzzle...

Oleg Evgenievich, enough!
- Okay, that's enough.

You are a sociopath.
- Come on! What are you doing?

I'm going to the director right now.
Take it easy, kids.

This one, Tatiana... How is her father?
Tanya!

Can you see? Do you see how angry the old lady is?
Come on, stop it.

Understand, they are all miserable.
Nobody likes it. You know?

Why are you attacking us? Who are you really?
- Hello.

Who farted here?
- I said it.

Are you the bravest?

You're a bit too cheeky, aren't you?
- I'm not afraid of you.

What will you do to me?
- Let's check.

For starters, I'm going to put your head
in the banana's sneakers.

Just try it.

Are you an idiot?
Bring her here.

Everyone come here.
- We are not afraid of you.

Where did you go? Come here!
You bastards, get back here quickly!

Psycho, what should I do?
- I know, Thomas. Tighten up.

You have to deal with it. Remember
how in the 90s we solved these questions.

I can't kill them all.
- Well, we didn't kill everyone.

We went to the pubs.
- Do you suggest I get drunk with them?

Why not?
- Wait, they're tiny.

Then, little by little.
- Correct.

Thank you. I got your point.

And what did you find out?
- I have to stay at school.

And so on according to the situation, right?
- Good for you.

Call the waiter.
- Waiter!

Waiter, come here.

are you a waiter
- To say?

He wants something.
- A drink to take home.

For 25 people. I think mine,
the minors. I'll treat them.

Ah, Tanyusha! Wait a minute.
It's okay, don't mow.

We'll solve the problem, we'll talk.
Everything will be fine.

And how did you decide it? The train left.
- Why?

Children write a request not to teach them.
- Tanya!

Oleg Evgenievich, you wanted to
meet the team, didn't you?

We miss you there.
- Eha, and pilaf and hiver.

A rich banquet will result.
Is it all about us?

It's all about the kids.
- A joker!

Children, all this in the teacher's room.
After me.

Come on ladies, I'm going to drag myself now.

In short, I need to have a chat with you.
- Chat alone somewhere.

I told you I had to talk to them.
- Talk behind the door.

Please come out for a while, huh?
- Get out yourself.

If you like, leave me alone.

Oleg Evgenievich, by the way,
is proficient in Aikido. But what are you doing?

Fear not children. I want to talk
normally, so to speak, peacefully.

In short, as I understand it...

There was some misunderstanding between us.
Kind of a conflict, right?

I suggest, as dudes, we call it quits.
Is that fine?

It's happening.

In short, who will I talk to?

With everyone.
- No, it's not a conversation with everyone.

Tell me, who is your leader?
Who should I negotiate with?

We don't have any. We are all equal.
- I'll talk to you then, brat.

This is a man. I understand that.
I wonder if he is married?

I have never eaten such delicious caviar.
I will probably never eat.

Girls, the new PE teacher
locked up with the kids.

He's a psychopath, he can maim them.
- Impossible.

He is an intelligent man. He has patent leather shoes.
- If they are varnished, then it's another matter.

Are you coming?

Am I a bad teacher?
Not proven. I haven't taught anyone yet.

We leave from above.
First. No offense.

Second. To threaten - no.

Third. To put nicknames. Guys,
I admitted that I have a problem with the head.

They beat me and shot me.
I already know half of you.

In short, I know you. A minus, right?

Anyway, somehow the problem is solved.
Let's shake hands.

Nothing is decided. What is the benefit to us?

Benefit? The normal shopping started.

What do you want?
- Let's all have a physical six.

For the year.
- It's okay. We have a deal.

Wait, what sixes?
You came to apologize, didn't you?

One apologizes
to be forgiven, right?

They forgive him when the offense is over,
right?

Yes.
- And mine didn't pass.

And others too.

Well yes, there is still bitterness left.

So you haven't apologized.
That's how it turns out.

Very cunning.
And he's leading me by the nose already.

Nobody likes the PE teacher.
- I can't fire,

because they don't like it. They don't like you either
, but I'm not firing you.

Funny, but it's not just
about the team.

I fear for the children.
- Honestly,

I'm afraid of getting fired.
For no good reason.

But if it's by paragraph and in the presence
of the police, then...

I understood the general claims. It appears
that I have offended you. Right?

Well, do the same with me.
try me C'mon, c'mon.

You are a dumb PE teacher.
- Normal, normal. Maybe so.

You are bald.
- Banana, don't let me down.

Don't throw yourself away.
- You are impotent.

Bud, don't flirt so blatantly.

And you are bald with a scar.

Hear me, titan of the obvious.
I said don't let me down.

Kids, offending takes skill.
More?

You look like a weak action villain.

You make a big deal out of it,
but you're actually a miserable loner.

And so it can. That is all.
We're done.

Do you have a family, a child, a dog?
Is there anyone who loves you at all?

You may have been humiliated as a child
and now you are taking it out on us.

Enough.
- You need help.

You are a very pathetic person.
- Who is pitiful?

Who is pathetic? I'm fine.

Everything is like that with me.
Come to the window.

Everyone come to the window.
Whose Merjan there?

Mine! Who has a three-bedroom in the center?

You? I have! In the center.
Three-room.

Where do you slap them? Who is pathetic?

Who is pitiful!

The PE teacher?
- Yes.

Shall we break down the door?
- Leo?

My God.

Sit down.

Well, Oleg Evgenievich, are you going to leave yourself,
or are we going to fire you by article?

It seems to me
that the children and I have come to an agreement.

Yes, we forgave him.

Kids, did he threaten you?
- No.

No? I do not understand.

Yes, yes, Elena Petrovna.
As always, you got excited for nothing.

And there was no reason.

Let's go to the teacher's room.
The banquet will fail.

That's right, we won't be eating here.
Let's go knock on education.

I'm not going anywhere with you.

So, this is the literature office.
We are checking.

Greet me, I'm the mayor.
- Great.

Tanya. Tatyana Alexandrovna, wait.

I wanted to explain to you.

I went a little crazy. It happens to everyone.

That's right. Let's say
I'm just walking you through today.

But I warn you
that I can defend myself. And the kids too.

Tanya?

Let us melt the ice between us.
Let me take you to you.

Do you really think
I'll go with you after all?

It will be great.
- Goodbye, Oleg Evgenievich.

Good, but you lose a lot.
- I'll survive it.

At least I suggested it to you.

ok where

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