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Everything's fine.

It's nothing.

It's nothing.

It doesn't look like nothing. What's going on?

Dad fucking sucks.

He found out about my nudie fans account, and now I'm not allowed to

house unless it's for class.

Like, how am I supposed to bootstrap my way through college and pay tuition when

tuition rates are being at an all -time high?

Minimum wage rates are realistically low.

I really enjoy it. It makes me feel good. I'm happy.

You know?

I know.

I'm sorry.

You did be such an asshole.

But a pretty aloof asshole.

I mean, I've been shooting my nudie fans for over a year now, and he doesn't

even seem to realize.

Yeah, he is.

Wait, what?

Oh, yeah.

With the plumber and gardeners?

The electrician who came in?

Heck, even Mrs. Corbett from across the street.

Oh my God, Mom, what is happening?

Well, your dad used to love how slutty I was back when we were your age.

But he's gotten into these stupid podcasts with all the strongman male

empowerment.

It's made him into such a whiny little bitch.

Yeah, those are really annoying.

Like, clean your room and...

Feminine chaos, masculine order.

Sex work isn't work, but selling male health supplements are.

Booster! Well,

sweetie, you cover for me, and I'll cover for you. And we'll be able to get

the content we need.

Really? Yeah.

As long as we let him think that he is the master of the house, I bet we can do

everything that we want to while he's not paying attention.

In fact,

Alan is coming over later today to fix the Wi -Fi.

And, uh... Is it Vander?

He's a total nerd.

But if you're vouching for him, I'm in.

Hello?

Uh, Ms. Williams?

I'm gonna... Okay, uh...

Okay, the router, the router's down here, so I'm gonna fix the... Now come

me. Okay.

Uh, hey, where are you?

In Alex's room.

Uh, hey, you know, I don't know if it's such a good idea to do it in, like, you

know, Alex's room. You know, it's like her stuff, you know?

So I hear you've been fucking my mom, Herbert.

Well, I mean, we both have the nudie fan site, so we were, you know, doing

content, making money.

Well, guess who else has a nudie fan site?

That's right.

And I figured, I mean, with you being such a feral young stud and all, you

get twice the content in one day.

Unless you're too much of a beta.

Well, no, no, no, not at all. I could do it, for sure, but... But what, you're

too scared?

Oh, come on. I already told her how amazing you are.

You wouldn't chicken out, would you?

No, um, I mean, definitely not. I wouldn't chicken out, no.

But what about, what about Mr.

Oh, fuck him.

Oh.

Like I said, we won't be doing anything in here.

So, I'll leave you two alone. You have a very good time.

And when you're done, come see me.

Because you still have some work to do, all right?

Okay.

Let's see what she's been raving about.

Thank you.

now that you are back in high school.