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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,380 --> 00:00:13,240 and that was the first time a teacher was shot into space that 2 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:19,440 was the most offensive science report i've ever heard how could you do such a 3 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,200 thing beavis helped me 4 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:31,880 Well, you boys will just have to do another science project. But we're out 5 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,660 firecrackers. And this time I want you to work with Daria Morgendorfer, our 6 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:38,420 grade -A student who won the science award last year. 7 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,700 But Mrs. Dickey, Beavis and Butthead are complete imbeciles. 8 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:44,620 Yeah, she's right. 9 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,460 Now, Daria, I'm sure this will be a learning experience for all concerned. 10 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:50,920 Oh, no. 11 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,500 We have to work with diarrhea. 12 00:00:56,769 --> 00:00:58,270 That take is really hung. 13 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:02,090 That wasn't funny, dumbass. 14 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:06,370 How come they didn't let that dude back in Duran Duran? 15 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:13,450 This guy thinks he's, like, smart. 16 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:16,010 Yeah. 17 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,950 College music sucks. 18 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:20,530 Yeah. 19 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:24,370 I think it's only cool if you, like, go to college. 20 00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:32,290 This video is, like, complicated. 21 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:36,490 Yeah. It's stupid. 22 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,190 Whoa. 23 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:46,110 Cult rules. 24 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,730 Yeah. These guys kick ass. 25 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:58,980 That would be cool if you could, like, watch this video over and over again. 26 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:00,140 Yeah. 27 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,880 You could do that if you had one of those, uh, those, uh, CPRs. 28 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,200 Yeah. 29 00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:08,020 Those things are cool. 30 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,180 Tattoos are cool. 31 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,560 Yeah. 32 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,400 I wish I was born with a tattoo. 33 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:23,400 That would be cool. 34 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:28,310 No, dumbass. You're not born with them. You get them when you join the Navy. 35 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:31,990 Yeah. I'm going to get one. That would be cool. 36 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:33,970 Yeah. 37 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:37,250 You could have I'm a Wood tattooed across your butt. 38 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:40,650 Shut up, butthead. 39 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:42,170 I'll kick your ass. 40 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:53,190 You're getting food on someone. 41 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:57,270 Yeah. That would be cool. 42 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:03,910 You're gonna boo. 43 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:22,110 It's her. 44 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,080 Hey, butthead. 45 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:26,540 Hey, diarrhea. 46 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:31,060 You guys think of any new science projects? 47 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:35,420 Yeah, if you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens. 48 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,360 We could burn some ants. 49 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,940 You could have butthead sit on a big glass jar and fart. 50 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,160 What's scientific about that? 51 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:47,940 Nothing till you light it. 52 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:51,880 How does a person learn a skill like that? 53 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,820 Everything I know, I learned from my dad. 54 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,060 Yeah, me too. 55 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,080 Really? You both have the same dad? 56 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,120 Uh, we're not sure. 57 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,500 It's possible. 58 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,980 Hmm, I think I have an idea for our science report. 59 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:22,660 By changing the shape of my mouth, I create different vibrators. 60 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:24,380 Vibration. 61 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,660 Vibration. 62 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,700 That can be used to play a song. 63 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,520 My uncle taught me this trick, only he used a bat. 64 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:32,220 Thank you. 65 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,440 Here's something my dad taught me. 66 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:40,100 If you, like, take three deep breaths, and then you blow on your thumb, 67 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,720 sometimes you pass out. 68 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,180 And so we raise an age -old question. 69 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:49,180 Idiocy, genetic or environmental? 70 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:54,560 I think our examples of Beavis and Butthead indicate that both are 71 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,560 factors. 72 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,860 I rest my case. 73 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:04,480 Yeah! These guys are cool. 74 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:50,400 Oh, man. 75 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,700 This part sucks. 76 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,360 Yeah. The song was cool until it started getting all wimpy. 77 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:06,480 We're such a big, muscular dude, he sure thinks like a wuss. Yeah. 78 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:10,140 Rock. Rock, dude. 79 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:15,140 Yes. About time they stopped being wimpy. 80 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,400 Whoa. 81 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,060 Come to Butthead. 82 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,800 Hey, Viva, would you let her hock a loogie on you? 83 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,040 Yeah, yeah. 84 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,080 That would be cool. 85 00:06:58,890 --> 00:07:00,390 You guys were great. 86 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:03,990 I don't know anyone else who'd be willing to make such fools of 87 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:10,630 Hey, diarrhea. 88 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,610 Yeah? Do you, like, get periods? 89 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:17,330 But, head, why don't you try this experiment? 90 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:21,610 Analyze the friction caused by digitally oscillating your wiener. 91 00:07:25,510 --> 00:07:28,630 That was cool. 92 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:38,590 Is this like satanic music? 93 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:41,450 No way, dude. It's not cool enough. 94 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:57,110 If you play this backwards, it says, this sucks. 95 00:07:58,290 --> 00:07:59,290 Yeah. 96 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:03,530 These guys are from, like, Austria or something. 97 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,030 Yeah. 98 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:07,430 Like that crocodile dude. 99 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,900 The Outback. 100 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,860 You said Outback. 101 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:17,480 Hey, butthead, check this out. A dingo took your baby. 102 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,580 You said dingo. 103 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,380 What if a dingo bit off your dingo? 104 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,960 That would be cool. 105 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,100 No, it wouldn't. 106 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:32,940 That would suck. 107 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,400 Hey, Beaver, let's rock. 108 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:46,790 I wish I had an eye in my hand. 109 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:49,210 That would be cool. 110 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:51,510 Yeah. 111 00:08:51,890 --> 00:08:54,950 You could, like, reach around doors and look inside at people. 112 00:08:57,710 --> 00:08:59,190 You said reach around. 113 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:04,770 I love the red hot chili peppers. 114 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:07,550 Yeah. 115 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:09,250 They're cool. 116 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,600 Whoa, did you see that? His shirt said Mr. Bunghole. 117 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,980 What is it? 118 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:30,240 What is it? 119 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,560 Ring. 120 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,280 Fuck. 121 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:45,250 I wish this video had, like, some explosions. 122 00:09:45,890 --> 00:09:47,970 That would be cool. 123 00:09:48,470 --> 00:09:50,170 It does have some explosions. 124 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,250 Fairies grant wishes. 125 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,830 Shut up, asswipe. 8148

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