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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:08,400 Welcome back to this old house. To finish off the bathroom, Sue's going to 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,700 in the tile with grout. No more grout, Bob. 3 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:11,980 I'm getting a divorce. 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,200 To get a divorce, I went to see Dave, our lawyer. 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,220 How you doing, Dave? 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,940 You ready? 7 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:24,980 Yeah. 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,560 Tonight's the night. 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,220 Hey, butthead, you got your raincoat? 10 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,300 Yeah. 11 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,160 Ribbed. For her pleasure. 12 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:38,260 Yeah. 13 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,020 Unscented. 14 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,780 Friday night. 15 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,020 We're gonna score. 16 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:54,660 Yeah. 17 00:01:04,399 --> 00:01:07,200 Rico. Rico. 18 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,380 Rico. Rico. 19 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:20,250 Suave. That 20 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:26,610 was 21 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:31,790 cool. 22 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:47,970 Hey, butthead, what's a gigolo? 23 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:52,630 Is that like one of those really fat dudes? 24 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:54,230 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:56,410 Change it. 26 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:00,950 Whoa. 27 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,970 Fuck. Yeah. 28 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:06,050 Fuck, dude. 29 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:07,910 That's what I said. 30 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:09,650 Mom, wife. 31 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:10,529 Oh, yeah. 32 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,690 He's so fine, he can be me. 33 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:18,640 She should get naked. 34 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:25,380 Shut up, Beavis. You're slobbering all over me. 35 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,760 She's pretty friendly for a chick with a mohawk. 36 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,160 Yeah. 37 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,920 Chicks with mohawks are cool. 38 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:19,310 Check it out. 39 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:20,670 Yeah. 40 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:30,450 It's still there. Yeah. 41 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:36,150 Whoa. Check ahoy. 42 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:39,670 Go get her. 43 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,430 Chili burger, huh? 44 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,550 Did you score? 45 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:54,770 Sort of. 46 00:04:03,490 --> 00:04:04,490 I'm hungry. 47 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,519 Hey, you gonna pay for that? I guess. 48 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,980 Yeah, you guessed right. 49 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,300 Oh, yeah? 50 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:21,519 What do I win? 51 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 Yeah, 52 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:32,480 eat my head. I'm getting a stiffy. 53 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:35,560 Yeah, me too. 54 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,200 Friday night is cool. 55 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:52,290 What's your name? 56 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:55,530 Never mind. 57 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:56,770 Come here. 58 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:02,650 I love you. 59 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:06,630 You. Yeah. Come here. 60 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,910 I saw her first bunghole. 61 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,250 Now listen. 62 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:12,930 You just keep quiet and play dumb. 63 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:14,270 What does that mean? 64 00:05:14,570 --> 00:05:15,570 Let's go. 65 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,310 Fifty cents. 66 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,580 All right, guys, what's in your clothes? 67 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,800 Wouldn't you like to know? 68 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:28,300 Yeah. 69 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,720 Hit it, boys! 70 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:32,620 Hit what? Run! 71 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,060 Whoa. 72 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:47,680 That chick is naked. Yeah, yeah. She has the flag on her face. 73 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,080 Yeah, yeah. 74 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:54,960 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the 75 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,680 Republican, the Wicked Stan, Invincible... Shut up, Jeeva. 76 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,440 We're missing this video. 77 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,440 And it doesn't even suck. 78 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,660 Oh, yeah. 79 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,400 Yes. 80 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:15,020 Yeah, yeah. 81 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,940 This hit butt. 82 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:18,180 Yeah, yeah. 83 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:28,730 That drummer has lights coming out of his butt. 84 00:06:30,130 --> 00:06:32,270 Yes, the lights are cool. 85 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,270 Especially when they come out of your butt. 86 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:52,230 These guys must be like... 87 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:53,990 Hallucinating. Yeah. 88 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:58,730 Like back in the 50s, when you, like, see stuff you don't believe? 89 00:06:58,970 --> 00:06:59,970 Yeah. 90 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:03,270 I must be hallucinating now. 91 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:06,430 I can't believe they're playing something cool. 92 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:07,750 Yeah. 93 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,420 Yeah. These guys rock. 94 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:26,880 Yeah, yeah. 95 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,300 They rock. 96 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,500 Cool. 97 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:46,400 Well, I gotta go. 98 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:47,820 You boys did good. 99 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,400 Hey, take us with you. 100 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:50,660 Yeah. 101 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:52,650 We want you to be our woman. 102 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:58,150 Sorry, but I got important things to do. Things you can't be a part of. Like 103 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:00,770 what? Well, I gotta get gas. 104 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:02,930 Right, biker lady. 105 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,170 You think she does it? 106 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:08,930 Yeah. 107 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:12,470 Hey, buddy, I still got my condominium. What do I do with it? 108 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,910 Saturday! 109 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,520 Yeah. 110 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:32,339 Yeah. 111 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:35,179 Yeah. 112 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,740 They suck. 113 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:46,860 This is that group with George Michael and Kenny G and Snow. 114 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,860 Yeah. It's a super suck group. 115 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,420 Hey, Beavis, you think if I sang like a wuss, I could get some chicks? 116 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,740 Well, you look like a wuss. Shut up, Beavis. 117 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:05,160 And you talk like a wuss. I'll kick your ass like a wuss if you don't shut up. 118 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,520 This is irritating. 119 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,440 Is this that Madonna video where she gets naked in front of that little kid? 120 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:17,820 Yeah. 121 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,360 Hey, that's not Madonna. 122 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:21,700 Yeah. 123 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,440 She kissed him where? 124 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,620 Down there. 125 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,420 Hey, Beavis. 126 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,440 Have you ever had a chick kiss you there? 127 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,560 Where? 128 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,480 Anywhere. 129 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,290 Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Liar. 130 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:51,050 Shut up, buddy. 131 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:02,130 That would be cool if girls just did what you wanted them to. 132 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,290 Yeah. 133 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:09,110 Then you could make them, like, come over and mow the lawn and do all your 134 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,110 and stuff. 135 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:11,830 Oh, yeah? 136 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:14,250 How old are you, Beavis? 137 00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:28,610 This video is complicated. 138 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,050 Yeah, yeah. 139 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:34,590 I mean, I like the boobs and the butts and stuff, but it just seems like it 140 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,470 needs some accident and some blood. 141 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:38,090 Yeah. Yeah. 8165