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OKAY, EMMA,
ALL ABOARD THE TUCKER TRAIN.
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- TUCKA-TUCKA TUCKA-TUCKA--
- ( sputters )
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LOOK, BABY, I AIN'T GOT
NOWHERE ELSE TO BE.
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- WE CAN DO THIS
ALL DAY, OKAY?
- ( coughs )
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OKAY, I'M OUT.
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OH MY GOD,
MOVING IS EXHAUSTING.
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE
ACTUALLY CARRYING THINGS.
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COMING THROUGH.
BICEPS BURNING.
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( groans )
NOT QUITE AS
IN SHAPE AS I LOOK.
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OH-HELL-TO-THE-NO.
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WHAT IS ALL OF
THIS STUFF?
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- SHE IS NOT MOVING IN HERE.
- OH RELAX, PEANUT.
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THESE ARE JUST A FEW
CHERISHED MEMORIES
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THAT I'VE SAVED
FROM MY BOYS' CHILDHOOD.
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ALSO KNOWN AS
CRAP-SHE-COULDN'T-UNLOAD-
AT-THE-GARAGE-SALE.
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NOT CRAP.
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THESE BOXES REPRESENT
A LIFETIME OF AWESOMENESS.
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AND WE'D ALL HATE TO FORGET
HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.
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WAIT.
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ARE THESE ALL FILLED
WITH DANNY'S TROPHIES?
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I ACCOMPLISHED A FEW THINGS
GROWING UP AS WELL.
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OH, IF ONLY THEY GAVE AWARDS
FOR MAKING FAKE I.D.s.
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I SAVED SOME
OF YOUR STUFF TOO, HONEY.
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UH, YEAH, AH.
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A PICTURE I PAINTED
IN KINDERGARTEN
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AND A THANKSGIVING
HAND TURKEY?
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
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I CAN'T BE EXPECTED
TO KEEP TRACK
OF EVERYTHING.
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- HEY, WHERE ARE
MY COLLEGE TROPHIES?
- DOWNSTAIRS, BACKSEAT.
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THE BOXES SHOULD BE
COLOR-CODED AND DATED.
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HEY, MAN,
DON'T FEEL BAD, OKAY?
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SHE DIDN'T SAVE
HIS HAND TURKEY.
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LOOK!
MY HAND TURKEY!
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( theme music playing )
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* IT'S AMAZING
HOW THE UNEXPECTED *
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* CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTION. *
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I CAN'T QUITE PUT
MY FINGER ON IT,
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BUT SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS PLACE
FEELS DIFFERENT.
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YOU'VE HEARD THE EXPRESSION
"WINNER TAKES ALL."
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THIS IS ALL.
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HEY, RILEY.
THANKS FOR WATCHING EMMA.
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- FIRST PRACTICE
OF THE SEASON.
- WOW.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
LOOK SO JOCKY.
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DANNY'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
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WHO CAN PUT A JERSEY ON
AND HIT THINGS WITH A STICK.
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IT'S SOFTBALL,
AND THEY HAVEN'T WON A GAME.
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DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?
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FOUND 'EM.
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THEY WERE IN THE STORAGE ROOM
NEXT TO THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
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AND WHAT I THOUGHT WAS
MRS. BART'S LOST CHIHUAHUA.
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IT WASN'T.
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THANKS, MAN.
AND THERE WILL BE
NO TRASH TALKING
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- OF THE B-BAR BRAWLERS.
- I'M SORRY.
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I JUST DON'T SEE THE POINT
OF PLAYING IF YOU'RE NOT
AT LEAST TRYING TO WIN.
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- BACK ME UP HERE, RILEY.
- ( scoffs ) OH NO.
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I'VE KNOWN YOU BOTH
LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT
"BACK ME UP, RILEY"
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IS TWO SECONDS AWAY
FROM "SHUT UP, RILEY.
WHO ASKED YOU?"
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THE POINT--
WAIT FOR IT--
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IS TO HAVE FUN,
AND THE FUN IS WHAT I BRING.
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HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT
ELECTED TEAM CAPTAIN?
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WELL, YOU GAVE US
FREE BEER AND BALLOTS
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AND SAID "VOTE FOR ME."
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OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS.
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VARSITY LACROSSE--
YOU AND ME, FRONT AND CENTER.
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WHICH IS FAIRLY UNFORTUNATE
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE
IN THE BACK.
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YOU TWO WERE
ON THE SAME TEAM?
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THEY DIDN'T CALL HER
RIGANTOR FOR NOTHING.
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- SHE WAS TOUGHER...
- AND WIDER.
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...THAN ANY GUY ON THE FIELD.
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YOU WANNA COME PLAY?
EVERYONE'S WELCOME.
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NOT REALLY DOING
THE SPORTS THING ANYMORE.
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GOD, THIS JUST FEELS
LIKE A DIFFERENT LIFE.
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WELL, YOU ATHLETES
ENJOY YOUR AFTERNOON.
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I'VE GOTTA GET TO THE RINK
AND HIT STUFF WITH A STICK...
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FOR MONEY.
( chuckles )
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HEY, WE GOTTA GET MOVIN'.
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I NEED TO GO HIT THINGS
WITH A STICK FOR BEER.
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( mocking laughter )
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ALL RIGHT, BRAWLERS,
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A LITTLE PRE-GAME TOAST.
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MAY WE ALWAYS REMEMBER
THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING,
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BUT HAVING A FULL KEG IS.
GAME ON!
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- ( cheers )
- OH, HOLD UP.
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I THINK WE HAVE
A COUPLE PINCH HITTERS.
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EVERYONE, THIS IS RILEY
AND MY DAUGHTER EMMA.
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SO IF YOU'RE KEEPING SCORE
THAT'S WHEELER, 1-0
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IN THE UNPLANNED-PREGNANCY
GAME.
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HEY, TUCK,
YOU WANNA TRY SOME POP-UPS
WHILE I GET THEM SETTLED?
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OH, I'M GOOD.
I ALREADY ATE.
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I MEANT-- ( grunts )
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I'M SO GLAD
YOU GUYS CAME DOWN.
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I THOUGHT
IT'D BE NICE FOR EMMA
TO SEE HER DADDY PLAY.
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- HIT A FEW OVER THE FENCE.
- CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN ME PLAY,
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'CAUSE THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I'M KNOWN FOR.
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- ( bat thunks )
- Tucker: BEN!
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REALLY?
GLUE ON HOME PLATE.
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THAT'S WHAT
I'M KNOWN FOR.
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YOO-HOO.
LADY IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
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BUT DON'T FEEL
ANY PRESSURE TO COVER UP.
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HI, COWBOY.
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- MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- OH HI, DANNY.
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I TOLD YOU NOT
TO COME SEE ME HERE.
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AND I'M NOT.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU WERE HERE.
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THAT'S WORSE.
IF MY COACH SEES YOU AGAIN--
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OH, DAMN IT, THERE HE IS.
MOM, PLEASE DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
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- HEY, COACH HAYES--
- WHEELER. HI, BONNIE.
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- HEY, HANK.
- I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT--
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BONNIE? HANK?
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE COOL
WITH THIS, WHEELER.
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A LOT OF GUYS
WOULDN'T BE.
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- WOULDN'T BE WHAT?
- ME GOING OUT WITH YOUR MOM.
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IT TAKES HIM A MINUTE...
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YOU'RE GOING OUT
WITH MY MOM?!
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...BUT HE ALWAYS
GETS THERE.
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I WAS GOING TO TALK
TO YOU MYSELF, BUT BONNIE
SAID SHE'D HANDLE IT.
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AND I HANDLED IT
BY NOT TELLING HIM.
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SEE? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
EMBARRASSING WHATSOEVER.
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HAPPY?
OKAY, NO. BYE-BYE.
WE SHOULD GO.
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YOU CAN'T TELL ME
YOU'RE ACTUALLY OKAY
WITH THIS.
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I'M ACTUALLY
OKAY WITH THIS.
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WELL, YOUR MOM DATING
YOUR COACH SHOULD MAKE
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FOR SOME INTERESTING
PILLOW TALK.
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WHAT?
NO PILLOWS.
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HOW DID THERE SUDDENLY
GET TO BE PILLOWS?
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THEY WERE JUST GOING
TO HAPPY HOUR.
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IF I RECALL, THE LAST GIRL
YOU TOOK TO HAPPY HOUR
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GOT SO HAPPY WE GOT
A NOISE COMPLAINT.
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BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT.
THEY WOULDN'T--
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SHE'S A MOM!
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AND BEN'S A DAD.
HASN'T SLOWED HIM DOWN.
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IT WOULD TAKE A LOT MORE
THAN A BABY.
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THAT'S IT-- I CAN'T THINK
ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
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I'M GOING TO GO WORKOUT
UNTIL EVEN MY BRAIN
IS EXHAUSTED.
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SEE YA' IN 20.
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ANY PROGRESS?
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IF SHE COULD EAT
THROUGH HER NOSE,
I'D SAY SHE'S DOING GREAT.
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- AWW.
- MYSTERY SOLVED.
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- SHE'S A DADDY'S GIRL.
- ( phone vibrates )
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AH, TUCKER AND THE GUYS
ARE ALREADY AT THE FIELD.
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I SHOULD FINISH FEEDING HER.
MOM'S GONNA BE HERE SOON,
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CAN YOU RUN MY EQUIPMENT
DOWN TO THE FIELD FOR ME?
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AND TAKE MY MITT.
YOU'LL HAVE FUN.
I PROMISE.
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OOF.
THIS WEIGHED SO MUCH LESS
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WHEN I WEIGHED
SO MUCH MORE.
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YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
A SHELF-FULL OF TROPHIES,
DO YOU?
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YOUR DADDY'S STILL A WINNER
IN YOUR EYES, RIGHT?
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I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."
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HEY, BRAWLERS.
SORRY I'M SO LATE.
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- WE DID IT. WE WON!
- AT WHAT?
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SOFTBALL.
FIRST TIME EVER.
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BUT IT WAS ALL RILEY.
SHE WAS INCREDIBLE.
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- RILEY?
- BEN! DID YOU HEAR?
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OH MY GOD, YOU WERE RIGHT.
THIS WAS SO FUN.
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- THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME.
- NO, YOU'RE AWESOME.
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THREE HOME RUNS!
THREE.
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I THINK SHE EVEN MADE
THE UMPIRE CRY.
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SOUNDS LIKE
I MISSED A GREAT GAME.
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OH, UM...
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ONE OTHER MINOR THING
YOU MISSED.
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THE GUYS VOTED RILEY
TEAM CAPTAIN.
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WHAT?
HOW COULD THEY--
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WAIT.
I THOUGHT THE VOTE
HAD TO BE UNANIMOUS.
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I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN
CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT.
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HIGH-FIVE?
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BEN, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
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I DO.
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I WAS FEEDING MY BABY
AND YOU TOOK OVER MY TEAM.
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I'M SORRY.
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ONE MINUTE I WAS
PICKING UP A GLOVE
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AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW
EVERYONE WAS SHOUTING...
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( mimics crowd )
"YOU'RE AMAZING!"
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OKAY, FIRST IT STARTED OUT
AS "AWESOME,"
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THEN, YOU KNOW,
IT WENT TO "AMAZING."
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WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION?
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- I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT
GOING TO DO IT.
- REALLY?
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'CAUSE I HEARD
YOU WERE "AMAZING."
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- BEN--
- NO, IT'S OKAY.
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THE TEAM SEEMED
PRETTY HAPPY.
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MAYBE IT'D BE A GOOD THING
IF YOU TOOK OVER FOR A WHILE.
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ARE YOU SURE?
BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T CARE
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
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- YEAH, I'M SURE.
- OH MY GOD! YES! THANK YOU!
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THIS IS GOING
TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
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I FORGOT HOW MUCH
I MISSED PLAYING--
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THE CAMARADERIE,
THE COMPETITION,
THE CHANTING--
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"IN YOUR FACE, SUCKERS."
OH, I'M SO EXCITED!
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WHEN'D YOU GET HOME?
WHERE'D YOU GO?
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HE BEHAVED HIMSELF,
RIGHT?
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SURE.
LET'S GO WITH THAT.
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WE JUST WENT OUT
FOR SOME ITALIAN FOOD.
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ITALIAN FOOD?
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OH, WE ALL KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
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NO, WE DON'T!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS TRYING TO AVOID.
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HONEY, I THINK I SHOULD KEEP
THIS PART OF MY LIFE PRIVATE.
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- PRIVATE?
- IN OTHER WORDS,
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S YOUR COACH,
DON'T EXPECT TO KNOW
WHEN HE SCORES.
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- DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?
- NO, NOT BETTER THAN THIS, NO.
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OKAY, HONEY, I KNOW THAT YOU
DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS,
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BUT I'M A WOMAN
AND I HAVE NEEDS.
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SO MAKE A LIST.
I'LL GET WHATEVER
YOU NEED RIGHT NOW.
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- SO ARE WE GOOD?
- * I'M CAPTAIN.
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- BEN TALKED ME INTO IT.
- WITHOUT EVEN OPENING MY MOUTH.
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THE ONLY THING
WE HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT YET:
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WHO'S WATCHING EMMA
ON SATURDAY?
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IT'S NOT GONNA BE ME.
HANK INVITED ME TO LUNCH
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AND I'M NOT CANCELING.
OUR SCHEDULES ARE ALMOST
IMPOSSIBLE TO HOOK UP.
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- SHE SAID "HOOK UP."
- OKAY.
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I'LL DO IT.
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00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,452
I'LL WATCH EMMA.
I'D HATE FOR ANYONE TO HAVE
TO CANCEL THEIR PLANS.
209
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,188
- WELL, THANK YOU, DANNY.
- PROBLEM SOLVED.
210
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,727
( softly )
NOT YET, BUT IT WILL BE.
211
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,769
OH, HONEY,
ARE YOU OKAY?
212
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:12,239
NO. MY TOOTH IS THROBBING
LIKE A JACKHAMMER.
213
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,708
I GOT HERE AS SOON
AS I COULD.
214
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,210
MY HAIR, HOWEVER,
IS 30 MINUTES AWAY.
215
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,713
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO ELSE
TO CALL TO WATCH EMMA.
216
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,849
- CAN I SEE IT?
IS YOUR TOOTH CRACKED?
- OW!
217
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,451
DON'T!
THE DENTIST SAID HE COULD
SEE ME RIGHT NOW.
218
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,552
- I WON'T BE LONG, I PROMISE.
- GOOD.
219
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,821
BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET
HANK IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.
220
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,824
- OH, IS THAT TODAY?
- JUST GO.
221
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,862
AND REMEMBER--
DON'T TAKE HOME
THE GIANT TOOTHBRUSH.
222
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,264
IT'S THE BATHROOM KEY.
223
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,733
THANKS, MOM.
224
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,773
SORRY ABOUT
YOUR DATE, HANK.
225
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,877
SORRY, TUCK.
I CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE GAME.
226
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,813
WHY? UH...
227
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,883
JURY DUTY.
BUT DON'T ASK ME THE DETAILS,
228
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:59,719
I TOOK AN OATH.
I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE
TALKING TO YOU NOW.
229
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,790
- DANNY!
- BEN.
230
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,859
PLEASE TELL ME THAT EMMA IS
OUTSIDE PARKING THE CAR.
231
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,761
NO, SHE-- WAIT.
232
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,863
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE PLAYING SOFTBALL?
233
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,832
NO, I HAD TO STAY.
WE'RE SWAMPED.
234
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,236
- WHERE'S MY BABY?
- RELAX. MOM'S GOT HER.
235
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,306
HANK CANCELLED OR SOMETHING--
NOT REAL SURE ABOUT
THE DETAILS.
236
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,841
HUH.
237
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,911
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
ASK HANK. ISN'T THAT HIM?
238
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,746
OH, CRAP.
HIDE ME!
239
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:33,253
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- OKAY, SO MAYBE THAT STORY
WASN'T COMPLETELY TRUE.
240
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,790
BUT IF MOM ASKS,
THEY HAD TO PUT ME UNDER
FOR A ROOT CANAL.
241
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,525
UNBELIEVABLE.
242
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,794
NO, IT'S NOT.
THEY'LL DO IT IF YOU ASK.
243
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,864
NO. YOU.
244
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,333
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MOM?
SHE SEEMS REALLY HAPPY.
245
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,936
OH, LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT
OTHER PEOPLE'S HAPPINESS.
246
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,305
HOW'S RILEY GOING TO FEEL
WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU QUIT
BECAUSE SHE TOOK OVER?
247
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,841
THIS ISN'T QUITTING.
248
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,309
IT'S NOT SHOWING UP
AND HOPING SHE DOESN'T NOTICE.
249
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,578
DUDE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE HER BACK.
250
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,549
WHY DO YOU THINK SHE
STOPPED BEING RIGANTOR?
251
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,318
SHE GOT TIRED
OF ALL THE SMALL PLANES
BUZZING AROUND HER HEAD?
252
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,856
NO. SHE DIDN'T THINK
SHE'D EVER HAVE ANY FRIENDS,
253
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,924
THAT GUYS
WOULD NEVER LIKE HER.
254
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,927
I'M JUST SAYING,
YOU DID A GOOD THING.
DON'T SCREW IT UP NOW.
255
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,796
- HEY, CAN I SETTLE UP?
- ( bottles rattle )
256
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,868
- IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
- THANKS.
257
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,940
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M BEING AN IDIOT.
258
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,842
BUT SO ARE YOU.
259
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,845
IF IT'S NOT HANK,
IT'S GOING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.
260
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,586
HEY, CAN I GET
A BAR MENU DOWN HERE?
261
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,021
THANKS.
262
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,626
HEY, MOM, I'M BACK!
263
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,928
COACH?
264
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,965
- DANNY!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
265
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,400
IN MY ROBE?
266
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,402
IT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
267
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,604
I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT'S MY ROBE.
268
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,940
HANK, YOU READY TO GO IN
FOR ROUND TWO?
269
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,410
- AHH--
- IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
270
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,346
- WHEELER, CALM DOWN!
- NO, I'M NOT GOING
TO CALM DOWN.
271
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,416
HANK, I'LL HANDLE THIS.
DANNY, CALM DOWN.
272
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,886
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
GET DRESSED AND THEN WE--
273
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,988
- OR I COULD JUST GO.
- HANK, NO.
274
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,424
- HANK, YES.
- HONESTLY, WHEELER, LISTEN,
275
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,927
- IF YOU WOULD JUST
GIVE ME TWO SECONDS--
- ONE TWO.
276
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,897
OH, DANNY, NOTHING
WAS GOING ON HERE.
277
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,367
I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
I BELIEVE DAD CALLED IT
WRESTLING.
278
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,003
WAIT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOOTH?
279
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,072
- OW.
- OTHER SIDE.
280
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,409
YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!
281
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:40,647
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WENT ON
HERE THIS AFTERNOON?
WE BABYSAT.
282
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,983
THAT'S IT.
BUT WHEN WE TRIED
TO FEED EMMA,
283
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:46,053
SHE FLUNG MASHED BANANAS
ALL OVER EVERYTHING
WE WERE WEARING.
284
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,455
OH, YEAH, SHE HATES THOSE.
285
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,691
- SO YOU WEREN'T--
- HOOKING UP WITH A GUY
I BARELY KNEW
286
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,927
WHILE I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE BABYSITTING? NO!
287
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:57,464
PLEASE!
I'M NOT GRANDMA.
288
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,033
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
289
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,403
I STILL HAVE BANANA
IN MY BRA.
290
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,905
- SO YOU REALLY--
- NO, WE DIDN'T!
291
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,443
Umpire:
STRIKE ONE!
292
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,479
HEY, UMP!
YOU GOT CABLE?
293
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,682
'CAUSE WE AIN'T WATCHING
THE SAME GAME.
294
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,050
HEY, SO SORRY
I'M LATE AGAIN,
295
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,986
BUT I'VE BROUGHT
A LITTLE PEACE OFFERING.
296
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,955
IT'S THE TOP OF THE NINTH,
I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME
FOR A PRANK RIGHT NOW.
297
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,724
IT'S ACTUALLY FULL OF VODKA.
SO WE DRINK IT AND THEN
LAUNCH IT.
298
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,495
- THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE
WE COULD CLEAR THE FENCE.
- FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
299
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,964
TAKE A SEAT, WHEELER,
WITH THE REST OF THE LADIES.
300
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,465
HEY HEY, UMP,
301
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:36,103
TURN YOUR RINGER ON BECAUSE
YOU'RE MISSING YOUR CALLS!
302
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,040
- SO HOW'S IT GOING?
ARE WE WINNING?
- WE WANT YOU BACK!
303
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,975
PLEASE BE
OUR CAPTAIN AGAIN.
304
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,711
- WHAT ABOUT RILEY?
- ALL RIGHT, TUCK,
YOU'RE ON DECK.
305
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,514
STRIKE OUT AGAIN AND YOU'LL BE
LICKIN' THE LINES OFF THE FIELD.
306
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,049
LOOK ALIVE, PEOPLE!
307
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,020
WE ALREADY VOTED.
THE JOB'S YOURS.
308
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,988
BUT YOU HAVE TO FIRE HER.
309
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,431
THE LAST TIME
I TOLD RILEY SOMETHING
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR,
310
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,468
SHE MADE ME EAT CRAYONS.
I STILL TEAR UP AT THE SIGHT
OF BURNT SIENNA.
311
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,006
DON'T WORRY,
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, OKAY?
312
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,408
HEY, TEAMMATES.
313
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,777
HI, RILEY.
OH, DON'T YOU
LOOK CUTE TODAY?
314
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,047
OH, IS THAT MY PHONE?
315
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:26,053
HEY, SO WHAT'S UP?
EVERYTHING OKAY?
316
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,422
YEAH.
IT'S ABOUT THE GAME.
317
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,790
OH, THANK GOD.
318
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,461
- I WAS WORRIED I WAS GOING
TO HAVE TO BRING IT UP.
- EXCUSE ME?
319
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,030
I KNOW IT'S YOUR THING,
320
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:40,067
BUT YOU'VE GOTTA
REIN IN THE CRAZY.
321
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,504
KINDA TRYING TO DO
THAT RIGHT NOW.
322
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,574
I JUST THINK
YOU NEED TO TAKE THE GAME
A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY.
323
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,577
YOU'RE PUTTING ME
IN A REALLY TOUGH SPOT
WITH THE OTHER GUYS.
324
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:54,013
TRUTH IS
I SHOULD'VE BENCHED YOU.
325
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,519
YOU WERE GOING TO BENCH ME?
OKAY, THIS JUST GOT
A WHOLE LOT EASIER.
326
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,455
BUT I CAN'T.
327
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,057
YOU KNOW I CAN'T.
328
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,093
YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M PLAYING AGAIN
329
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,061
AND I MISSED IT SO MUCH.
330
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,497
THANK YOU.
331
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,499
SO WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO TELL ME?
332
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,468
JUST...
333
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,071
- THAT YOU'RE DOING
A REALLY GREAT JOB.
- THANKS.
334
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,508
( phones vibrate )
335
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,611
"DING DONG,
RILEY'S GONE.
336
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,114
BEN'S FIRING HER
RIGHT NOW."
337
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,484
WHAT IS THIS?
338
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,521
THE MEANER VERSION
OF WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
339
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,595
HEY, COACH,
CAN WE TALK?
340
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:45,132
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT
YOUR ROBE BACK.
341
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,535
IT'S NOT HOW IT...
342
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,539
MY MOM TOLD ME
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
343
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,641
I'M REALLY SORRY
FOR OVERREACTING LIKE THAT.
344
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,544
- NO HARD FEELINGS.
- THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.
345
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,113
AND I TOTALLY PROMISE
TO BE BETTER NEXT TIME.
346
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,882
I REALLY DON'T THINK
THERE'S GONNA BE A NEXT TIME.
347
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,552
HEY, DON'T BLAME HER
BECAUSE I'M A JERK.
348
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,654
IT'S NOT YOU, WHEELER.
TO BE HONEST,
349
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,623
I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO HER.
TURNS OUT SHE'S NOT MY TYPE.
350
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,162
- NOT YOUR TYPE?
- JUST A MATTER OF TASTE.
351
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,531
SO YOU DON'T LIKE FUNNY
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO ARE
TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE?
352
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,634
- WHEELER--
- NO, THAT'S MY MOM
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
353
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,637
AND THE ONE THING
I KNOW FOR SURE IS
THAT NO ONE'S SMARTER,
354
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,574
NICER OR MORE CARING
ON THIS WHOLE PLANET.
355
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,609
AND ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY
TO GO OUT WITH HER.
356
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,145
I'LL GO OUT
WITH HER.
357
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,115
YEAH.
IN YOUR DREAMS.
358
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,720
- ( grunts )
- ( crickets chirping )
359
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,924
HEY.
360
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,627
ARE SURE YOU FEEL SAFE
COMING SO CLOSE?
361
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,598
I WOULD IF YOU PUT
THE BAT DOWN.
362
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,200
UGH, WHAT IS
THE MATTER WITH ME?
363
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,635
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST TOO SMART
AND TOO BEAUTIFUL.
364
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,238
AGAIN, STILL HOLDING
THE BAT.
365
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,708
YOU CAN CHANGE
THE OUTSIDE ALL YOU WANT,
366
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,644
BUT THE INSIDE--
NOT SO MUCH.
367
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,917
I COULDN'T DO IT--
I COULDN'T JUST HAVE FUN.
368
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,919
WINNING IS FUN FOR YOU.
369
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,721
OH MY GOD, I LOVE IT!
370
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,723
BUT WHAT DOES THAT GET ME?
371
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:20,193
A ROOM FULL OF TROPHIES
AND NOBODY TO SHARE THEM WITH?
372
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,196
DANNY SEEMS TO HAVE
IT FIGURED OUT.
373
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,698
WELL, NEITHER OF US
ARE YOUR BROTHER.
374
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,967
YEAH, I THINK I'VE PROBABLY
HEARD THAT ONE OR TWO...
375
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,937
HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES.
376
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,241
BUT HE'S NOT THE BROTHER
I WANTED TO BE LIKE.
377
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,211
TRUTH:
378
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,248
I ONCE MADE UP THIS WHOLE
GOOFY VICTORY DANCE
379
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:45,218
SO I COULD SHOW PEOPLE
THAT I CAN BE FUN TOO.
380
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,955
- OOOH!
- I CALLED IT THE WHEELER.
381
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,659
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- SOMEBODY LAUGHED
AND I DECKED THEM.
382
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,229
TRUTH:
383
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:59,999
I WAS KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD
TO WINNING FOR A CHANGE.
384
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,802
NEVER REALLY
TRIED IT BEFORE.
385
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,675
WELL, I THINK YOU
AND THE BRAWLERS CAN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO DO IT WITHOUT ME.
386
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,776
MAYBE.
387
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,744
BUT WHAT FUN
WOULD THAT BE?
388
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,248
- BEN, NOBODY WANTS ME.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I WANT YOU.
389
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,693
- ( glass shatters )
- ( car alarm blaring )
390
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,795
- WE SHOULD PROBABLY RUN.
- YEAH, LET'S.
391
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,402
- GO, BRAWLERS!
- WE ARE ON A ROLL.
392
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,570
ALL THANKS
TO MY LOVELY CO-CAPTAIN.
393
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,506
RILEY EVEN MADE UP
WITH THE UMPIRE.
394
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,442
TURNS OUT HE REALLY
DOES NEED NEW GLASSES.
395
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,545
- BEN.
- HEY, MOM.
COME TO HELP US CELEBRATE?
396
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,348
NO, MORE LIKE HIDE OUT.
HONEY, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
397
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,284
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- MOM, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?
398
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,286
I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
399
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,422
THE FEAR IN HIS EYES
IS A BIT OF A TURN OFF.
400
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,457
BEAT IT.
401
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,359
WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY
OVER THERE?
402
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,560
HEY, YOU!
DON'T WORRY.
403
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,429
I'M GONNA FIND A GUY
THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
404
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,432
OKAY.
405
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,534
HE SEEMS TO BE
GETTING BETTER.
406
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,370
- THANKS FOR TALKING TO HIM.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW--?
407
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,306
HEY, I KNOW MY BOY'S WORK
WHEN I SEE IT.
408
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,376
LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
THANK GOD FOR MY BEN.
409
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,579
- ( chanting ) DO THE WHEELER,
DO THE WHEELER...
- WHAT IS RILEY DOING?
410
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,648
Ben:
I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED
THE WHEELER.
411
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,585
WELL, HONEY, THROW HER A DOLLAR.
OTHERWISE THIS IS JUST SAD.
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