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这是我，法兰克阿莫
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照片比本人好看
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我在“肖德”出版社上班
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是一家出版很多漫画的公司
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我从小就是动漫迷
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照片上另外两只，是我的换帖好兄弟
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我们似乎…变了不少
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穿得人模人样的家伙是山姆
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他在人力资源部门上班
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他到职后，女性员工比例大幅攀升
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还各个是波霸
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这是阿力，我的朋友里最单纯的家伙
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也是首席王八蛋
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他是快递公司的头痛人物
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他最爱的电影是
《扞卫战警》跟《玩命关头》
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今天是6月25日
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对我是个特别的日子
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是我的生日
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片名：褓姆hold不住
BabySitting
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生日快乐，法兰克，亲亲唷
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索妮雅，谢谢你的祝福
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希望尽快见到你
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生日快乐
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谢啦兄弟
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这给你
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你在干嘛，签名啦！
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这是给高黛莉的包裹
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你看我在货车里找到什么
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这是你要送给客人的吧？
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是吧…但他又没有客诉…
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很棒吧！对焦超灵敏的！
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我看到你了，你是白痴吗
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好啦，我该走了，迟到了
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采买的时间不变吧！
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待会见 -待会见
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我也是啊
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他带我回他家，原本一切顺利
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结果我们正在搞的时候
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他女友突然回家
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已经够扫兴了
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她还在那边大喊：你搞我男人！
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我说：我搞的就是我男人
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你知道她怎么说吗？
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我问他：那你怎么说？
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最后她闭嘴
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我搞我的男人 -阿黛，我…
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不，我上他，他回上我
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就这样，没什么…
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妈你等一下…
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干嘛？
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我可以离开一下下吗？我跟老板有约
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你跟老板约什么？
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为了改变人生
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你快点，我不要一个人做全部工作
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抱歉喔，我刚在忙
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孩子，去哪一楼啊？
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《惊声尖叫4》喔？
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关你屁事？
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想聊天没朋友，不会上脸书喔？
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这样看我干嘛？当我是妹喔？
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滚一边啦！
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蠢蛋！
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欸
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杀人凶手是那个表弟啦
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小屁孩，去死吧！
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王八快递员把我后照镜给拆了
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没关系，烦归烦
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没必要跟这种人一般见识
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才没有，我跟他好到可以交往了
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不说了，先挂
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你在这儿干嘛？
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你新来的吗？
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我做两年柜台了，我叫法兰克阿莫
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你跑来我办公室干嘛？
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我有在画漫画，在这里工作
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是希望有天您能看到我的作品
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今天我想，心动不如行动…
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您接吧！ -喂？啊，感谢你回电…
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对，越快越好罗…
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什么一个礼拜？
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我是换后照镜又不是换车！
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就只是掉下来啊
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我拿去给你，五分钟…马上到
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肖德先生？
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现在扮松鼠
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现在换恐龙
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好了，够了
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好啦，拜托啦！
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Youtube点阅率破百万会给钱耶
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想看史前生物，不如来拍我阿嬷
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好啦，山姆，拜托啦！
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够了，卡！
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我的摄影机啦！你很烦耶！
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各位，这么多酒是认真的吗？
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今天是你30岁生日耶！
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难不成要买香槟汽水喔？
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但这些未免也太多了吧？
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水唷，萝莉说今晚要来
至少有33个人了
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33个人？到底是哪些人？
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小珊、萝莉、露西、克莱儿…
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等等，她们是谁，我一个都不认识
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管他的，反正是正妹
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尤其是露西，这女的奶超大
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可惜已婚，不过人够正可以原谅
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地表上有你觉得不正的妹吗？
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有啊，你上过的前任们
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包括你妈？
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我终于懂你为什么要主办了
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你才不管我生日，你是自己想开趴
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你的朋友不想来怎能怪我？
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谁说不想来？
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阿山，小希，还有索妮雅
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索妮雅就算了，她不会来的
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怎么说？她是谁？
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嗯…我前女友，之前是出版社的同事
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现在跑去卖杯子蛋糕
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没听你说过欸，何时搞上的？
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去年的欢送趴
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她在放“我要你回来”
的时候吻了我
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你们在一起很久吗？
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也没有
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你们上次见面是何时？
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就她的欢送趴
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这算什么男女朋友
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你们有时间准备吧？
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你们太慢了，快点，我午休剩十分钟
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唛笑，等你打到免钱炮再来笑别人
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你是说你妈吗？
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少乱说
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喂，亲爱的 -喂
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我们的褓姆在捷运上被揍了
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靠！怎么办
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对啊，她现在得卧床三周
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我是说，我们怎么办？谁来顾小孩？
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不然你自己去酒会，我顾雷米好了
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开什么玩笑，那是金册奖耶！
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大家都带另一半
你忍心让我孤伶伶的吗？
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我来想办法，先这样
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亲爱的法蓝棋，你在真好
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我是法兰克
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随便啦，你今晚没事吧
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有欸…
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我没问你，我要你替我顾小孩
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有困难欸，因为今晚是我生日…
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法蓝棋
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星期一可以拿作品给我看吗？
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好啊，可是… -很好
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晚上七点，我家在天龙社区七号
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我知道东西都买了，但我能怎样？
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我不想错过这难得的机会
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对了，你可以载我去吗？
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看是要去哪？
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天龙社区七号
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不行喔，我没带护照
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靠，这么远喔
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谁啊？
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您好，我来顾小孩的
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法蓝棋吗？
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我是法兰克
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真抱歉
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我是克莱儿
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感谢你能帮忙照顾雷米
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不客气
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法蓝棋
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你怎么现在才到啊？
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捷运转公车，花了我一个半小时
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怎么不早说
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我开车载你就好啦
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我带你四处绕绕
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请进
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可以请你脱鞋吗？
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好的
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谢谢
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你家小孩很有艺术天分
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这我画的
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我辞掉工作带小孩之后就开始画画
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这是客厅
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这些是遥控器
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电视的、DVD的、第四台、窗帘的
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还有这是火炉的
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鱼你不用管，我喂过了
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凤凰也是
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真美
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马克爱赏鸟
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这品种很稀有，他养了20年
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在认识我前就开始养
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这是厨房
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雷米早餐都吃麦片、吐司抹巧克力
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什么早餐？
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对啊，我们明天晚上六点才回来
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是喔？
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最重要的是，雷米有气喘
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有需要的话，吸入剂在这里
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柜子里面呢…
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不…
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这柜子上不能放任何东西
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马克年幼丧父
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这盘子是他父亲仅有的遗物
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他超宝贝的
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你的房间在楼上，雷米游戏间附近
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先介绍雷米给你认识吧！
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雷米
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雷米，可以下楼一下吗？
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这位是法兰克
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雷米问好啊
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雷米问好
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他很害羞，过一两个小时就好了
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去跟爸爸说掰掰
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他正在把行李放上车
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为什么不是他来跟我说掰掰？
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拜托你啦，他在忙
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我就知道…
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怎么这么慢？
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有问题吗？
215
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你说好要来看我踢球的
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你以为我不想吗？
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00:11:25,366 --> 00:11:27,400
我是去工作又不是去玩
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下次绝对去，我保证
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不过这是决赛，可能没下次了
220
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一定有的啦！
221
00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:36,066
下次买大巴黎队的球衣给你总行了吧？
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去死啦！
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靠，他要什么都买给他还不高兴
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走吧！
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这给你，我们晚点打给你
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谢谢
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明天见
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明天见，路上小心
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还不赖
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不好意思肖德先生
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有事吗？
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我量过你们的篱笆，高210公分
233
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你们再不修改我就要打1999
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感谢提醒啊，莫先生
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烦死了
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雷米？
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雷米？
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啊！靠北！
239
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谁准你进来的？
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雷米，虽然我们有不愉快的开始…
241
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,300
但没关系，一切还不算太迟
242
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:01,700
我要看DVD，要一起看吗？
243
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:04,133
我数到三，马上离开我房间
244
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,233
不然我就跟我爸妈说你偷摸我屁股
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啥？
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一、二…
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希望不会有事
248
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不用担心，我跟他很熟，这人很行的
249
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,033
我是担心雷米
250
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担心什么？
251
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他越来越难搞
252
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正常啦，小孩这年纪都这样
253
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会有一段叛逆期
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他对于明天的球赛很失望
255
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不然叫褓姆带他去啊
256
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是吗，用哪台车载他去？
257
00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,933
你肯借他全新的吉普车？
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00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,600
我的阿吉？好啊，当然好
259
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,300
他在乎的不是决赛
260
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而是你说要去看
261
00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:56,000
好了啦，我爸从来没看过我踢球
我还不是事业有成
262
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,533
我们现在这样不好吗？
263
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,266
雷米你好啊
264
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需要什么吗？
265
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,666
要一起看片吗？
266
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,600
雷米…
267
00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,966
我知道你…我们之前…
268
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带我去游乐园
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我才不带你去游乐园
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我对你有责任，不能让你冒险
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一起看DVD吧
272
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,333
这部《神鬼无间》好像很厉害
273
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不要
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我看过了
275
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李奥纳多会死
276
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喂？
277
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,700
我是克莱儿
278
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,900
晚安，你们到了吗？
279
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安全抵达，你们还好吗？
280
00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:22,500
呃…很好…非常好
281
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,666
我能跟雷米讲话吗？
282
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,933
呃…可是他睡着了耶
283
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,533
现在就睡着了？
284
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:31,300
我们玩得太开心，他累到睡着了
285
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,566
好吧，至少他乖乖的
286
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,266
对啊…
287
00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:38,166
那就明天见罗
288
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谢啦，明天见
289
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:41,933
你跑去哪了？
290
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,800
我四处找你
291
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,966
我打给法兰克，确认雷米没事
292
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,933
别瞎操心啦！来吧
293
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:50,566
干嘛？
294
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:53,333
我上台时记得帮我拍照
295
00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:55,100
快快快
296
00:15:59,466 --> 00:16:01,500
你很美 -谢谢
297
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:08,233
欢迎肖德出版的肖德先生
298
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:29,333
喂？
299
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,133
请问是肖德先生吗？
300
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:31,833
我是
301
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:32,966
这里是警察局
302
00:16:32,966 --> 00:16:35,500
请问您是住天龙社区七号吗？
303
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,800
是，怎样？
304
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,700
我们来通知您，昨晚您家出事了
305
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,000
出事？出了什么事？
306
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:44,766
电话里有点难说清楚…
307
00:16:44,766 --> 00:16:45,733
是雷米吗？
308
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:46,833
是我们儿子吗？
309
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:47,500
您的儿子？
310
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,000
对，他跟褓姆在家
311
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,333
很抱歉，现场没有半个人
312
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,800
怎么会没人？
313
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,066
喂？
314
00:16:58,066 --> 00:16:59,900
法兰克，我是克莱儿
315
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,900
抱歉，我还是那个警察
316
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,800
褓姆应该是把电话留在家里了
317
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,500
这是怎样？
318
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,700
到底怎么了？
319
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,966
你好，我是蓝警官
320
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,500
你们是肖德夫妇吧？
321
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,133
对
322
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,933
拜托告诉我你们找到我儿子了
323
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:53,666
还没
324
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:57,766
我们已经对媒体发布绑票协寻消息了
325
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,966
会连续播放三个小时
326
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:00,800
真是太可怕了
327
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,233
是谁通知你们的？
328
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,766
有人发现你的车子全毁被丢在路边
329
00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:06,333
我们才来你家探探究竟
330
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,400
我的吉普车？
331
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,033
是的
332
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,933
这位是盖警探
333
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,833
负责做罪犯人格分析
334
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,633
你真的认为是褓姆绑架了我儿子？
335
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,333
现阶段很难说
336
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,966
我们发现他没有任何前科纪录
337
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,400
但最疯狂的变态性格通常很隐蔽
338
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,200
“疯狂的变态”是什么？
339
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:32,633
孩童杀手？
340
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,166
不一定
341
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:37,233
也可能是强奸犯或盗卖器官
342
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,500
至少他们还活着
343
00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:44,133
但别太乐观，乐观会带来厄运
344
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,100
你们没看出褓姆的异常之处吗？
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00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:46,933
没有
346
00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:49,233
警官，我们在沙发下面找到这个
347
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,266
搞不好是线索
348
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:50,966
这是你们的吗？
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00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:51,766
不是
350
00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:54,900
给我，搞不好是杀人影片
351
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,300
什么杀人影片
352
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:59,133
就是业余者拍的谋杀影片
353
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,800
我只有听过没有看过
354
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,166
赶快体验一下，一起来看
355
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,166
帮我接上电视
356
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,066
你冷静点
357
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:18,233
老大，接好了
358
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:19,566
准备好了吗？
359
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,466
放吧！
360
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,233
晚安，欢迎来到“阿力直播秀”
361
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,833
希望可以达到Youtube百万点阅率
362
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,200
我认识他啊！
363
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:37,000
他来我们家干嘛？
364
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:37,733
他是谁？
365
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:41,233
昨天撞倒我的白目快递员
366
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:42,566
你知道他的名字吗？你有做笔录吗？
367
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:44,166
没有，因为我自己也被开单…
368
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,100
总之他溜了
369
00:19:47,766 --> 00:19:50,533
现在交给我们的特派员：山姆
370
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,900
晚安，是的，今晚很重要
371
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,966
因为要替好兄弟法兰克庆生
372
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,966
他会有什么反应？会哭？还是会笑？
373
00:19:57,966 --> 00:19:59,133
还是又哭又笑？
374
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,200
答案马上揭晓…
375
00:20:02,966 --> 00:20:03,933
紧张刺激啊！
376
00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:06,100
他老板日子过很好
377
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,900
是不是，法兰克说他老板会逃税
378
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,466
把钱都存在瑞士银行
379
00:20:10,466 --> 00:20:13,033
王八蛋一个，连打扫阿姨都请黑工
380
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,600
哪有！胡说八道…
381
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,433
对啊，都乱讲的
382
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,666
他来了！生日快乐！
383
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:22,733
你们来干嘛？
384
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,100
猜猜看…当然是替你庆生啊！
385
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,733
你们有病啊？这我老板家耶
386
00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:27,833
你想要我被炒啊？他儿子在家耶
387
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,266
那让我们进去，我最爱小孩了
388
00:20:29,266 --> 00:20:32,700
“我最爱小孩”…这话真不妙
389
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,133
快啦，索妮雅马上就来了
390
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,433
索妮雅要来？你乱讲的吧？
391
00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:38,633
真的，她有回应脸书邀请
392
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,133
不行啦，绝对不行，你们快滚
393
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,066
那算了，那你打电话叫她别来啊
394
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,133
我没她电话啊你这王八蛋！
395
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,000
那当面讲更好罗
396
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,433
快让我们进去别浪费时间了
397
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,400
浪费什么？我还要照顾小孩啊
398
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,700
你以为我们没想到吗？你看…
399
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,933
这什么？
400
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,133
安眠药啊
401
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:55,566
你疯了吗？怎么不干脆用吗啡！
402
00:20:55,566 --> 00:20:57,833
靠北！吗啡对小孩太强了啦！
403
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,233
安眠药就不强吗？
404
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:00,900
乱讲什么，这是草本植物
405
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,300
怕的话就给一半剂量就好
406
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,766
绝对不行…给我听好
407
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,600
这事绝对不行，我也不会改变心意
408
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,566
你们赶快离开，再见
409
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,500
你确定他不会醒过来？
410
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,733
不可能，他会一觉到天亮
411
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:17,900
很恐怖欸
412
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,566
希望不会有危险
413
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,800
索妮雅说她几点到？
414
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,000
应该快到了吧？
415
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,100
我的妈呀，这小子的妈超正点
416
00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:28,600
但这男的就很猪头了
417
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,266
长得很像咕噜
418
00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:31,300
你白痴喔！
419
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,000
怎样？
420
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,533
咕噜搞不起来啦
421
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,200
他们毒我儿子还骂我？
422
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,666
说我是咕噜！
423
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:41,333
让他们见识看看，咕噜怎么弄死他们
424
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,700
我是咕噜？
425
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,033
我是咕噜？
426
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,533
谁是咕噜？
427
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,766
我不知道
428
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:52,266
靠，孩子他妈打来了
429
00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:53,900
快接，帮我向她问好
430
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,466
闭嘴，滚出房间去
431
00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:57,066
姊姊我爱你！
432
00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:59,733
别出声 -我没说话
433
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,000
喂？
434
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:02,700
我是克莱儿
435
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,100
晚安，你们到了吗？
436
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,900
平安抵达，你们没事吧？
437
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,433
呃…没事，很好
438
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,000
我可以跟雷米说话吗？
439
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,200
不过他睡了耶
440
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,600
他现在就睡了？
441
00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:18,866
我们玩得太开心…他就累到睡着了
442
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:21,966
好吧，至少他乖乖的
443
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,600
对啊…哈哈
444
00:22:23,966 --> 00:22:25,233
那就明天见啦
445
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:26,400
谢谢，明天见
446
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,800
好…晚安罗小暴君
447
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,466
不要弄他，白痴喔
448
00:22:29,466 --> 00:22:30,766
离他远点！搞什么鬼…
449
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,000
拜托喔
450
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,066
这什么声音？
451
00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:36,166
有人按电铃
452
00:22:43,066 --> 00:22:43,766
索妮雅？
453
00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:51,233
这啥小？你说只有索妮雅要来
454
00:22:51,233 --> 00:22:54,100
我说索妮雅会来，没说其他人不会来
455
00:22:55,333 --> 00:23:01,266
不好意思…大家好
456
00:23:01,433 --> 00:23:02,400
晚安
457
00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:06,433
听我说，你们替我庆生我很感动
458
00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:08,000
我们是来喝酒的
459
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,566
来喝酒…
460
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:12,100
但有个问题，恐怕…
461
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,000
法兰克
462
00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,066
生日快乐
463
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,066
索妮雅！
464
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:17,600
她怎么也来了？
465
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,500
她是谁？
466
00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:21,833
她替我工作过，去年离职的，叫…
467
00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:24,100
索妮雅拉蒙！我很会记人
468
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,633
谢谢你来，真好
469
00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:28,766
晚上没别的计划，所以就来了
470
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:34,300
那欢迎你，欢迎你们来
471
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,600
谢谢邀请
472
00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:38,333
但是可以脱鞋吗？
473
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,166
我就说，他很爱说笑
474
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:44,166
我是认真的
475
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,500
拜托你们…真的
476
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,400
这要放哪？
477
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,333
厨房就在那儿
478
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,233
你跟她有过节吗？
479
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:56,033
资遣、乱摸、性骚扰？
480
00:23:56,066 --> 00:23:57,033
才没有！
481
00:23:57,333 --> 00:24:00,066
麻烦查出索妮雅拉蒙的电话
482
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:00,600
好
483
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,100
这让我想起之前的案子
484
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,400
什么案子？
485
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,100
也是有小孩失踪
486
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,566
后来人有找到吗？
487
00:24:07,566 --> 00:24:08,433
有…
488
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,333
但分成好几块
489
00:24:11,966 --> 00:24:15,433
山姆，你看这些酒，都是老酒
490
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,000
靠，都过保存期限了啦！
491
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,266
别讲屁话了，我人不太舒服
492
00:24:20,266 --> 00:24:21,100
怎么了？
493
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,466
你有看到索妮雅吗？
494
00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:23,566
有啊，怎样？
495
00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:24,700
等等，先暂停
496
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,400
好，你说她怎样？
497
00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:30,733
索妮雅真的正到爆
498
00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:32,433
我可以为了她抛妻弃子
499
00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:34,266
那正好啊，你无妻无子
500
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:36,400
对啊，所以不会难过
501
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,833
算了吧，不能在法兰克的生日上她
502
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:40,566
也是
503
00:24:40,766 --> 00:24:42,233
对啊…等明天吧！
504
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,666
你说得对，反正我现在也无路可去
505
00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:46,066
我还有大奶妈露西
506
00:24:46,066 --> 00:24:47,333
她晚点会来找我
507
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:48,066
你们在这干嘛？
508
00:24:48,066 --> 00:24:49,333
没事，帮你拿瓶香槟
509
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:50,666
不，你什么都别拿
510
00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:52,333
我们上去，啥都别碰 -一瓶就好了嘛
511
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,666
阿力你也是，这给我放下
512
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:54,900
我们上楼去
513
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,666
阿力，过来 -那我们喝什么
514
00:24:58,266 --> 00:25:00,766
这是怎样？你们拿给他们喝的吗？
515
00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:01,966
可远观，无法近玩啊！
516
00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:02,933
对啊
517
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,966
索妮雅，这是我兄弟
518
00:25:05,966 --> 00:25:07,566
山姆跟阿力
519
00:25:09,566 --> 00:25:11,033
你好 -你好
520
00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:14,933
这是厄尼…
521
00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:16,400
我的炮友
522
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,500
没有啦，他是我表哥，他结婚了
523
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,733
并且还相爱着…
524
00:25:22,733 --> 00:25:25,900
你好，很高兴认识你们
525
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,500
索妮雅常说到你呢
526
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,500
希勒凡怎样又怎样
527
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,100
希勒凡又做了什么
528
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,433
但我是法兰克
529
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,233
没关系，反正看来是好人
530
00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:39,300
有人要喝东西吗？
531
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,666
索妮雅，要不要来点香槟
532
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:41,966
不，我戒酒了
533
00:25:41,966 --> 00:25:43,266
是喔，为什么？
534
00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,333
因为我上次醉翻了
535
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:48,066
上回我在出版社的欢送趴
536
00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:49,333
我醉到完全失忆
537
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,233
一点都记不得
538
00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:51,633
真的啥都记不得？
539
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,933
没错，记忆空白
540
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:58,000
我倒是想喝点香槟
541
00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,800
你喝苹果西打啦！
542
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,266
不必麻烦，香槟就够了
543
00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:06,233
你好吗？
544
00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:06,966
很好
545
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,000
要喝点什么？
546
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,833
好啊，喝一点
547
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,666
母鸡！
548
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:14,533
是匹马
549
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,800
呃…三轮车
550
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:18,766
正解
551
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,100
好像法兰克他妈
552
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,233
我也会扮乌龟
553
00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:23,666
应该会很好笑
554
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:26,733
赞唷
555
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,900
我要当你的粉丝
556
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,800
如何？ -你的身体好厉害
557
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,100
还有别的
558
00:26:34,466 --> 00:26:37,433
喔，我老婆说我很会模仿海狮
559
00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:38,500
是喔，演来看看
560
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,700
你看，海狮
561
00:26:50,966 --> 00:26:52,500
听说你在人力资源中心上班
562
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,166
对
563
00:26:53,266 --> 00:26:54,600
赞唷，我老婆也是
564
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,766
嗯，好
565
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,066
香槟来罗
566
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,700
我来开
567
00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:04,433
索妮雅你电话响了
568
00:27:07,466 --> 00:27:08,766
啊，是我男友打的
569
00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:09,900
你有男友？
570
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,500
对啊，你想把我喔？
571
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,966
啊！对不起！ -靠夭咧！
572
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
我不是故意的，打到哪里？
573
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,733
嘴巴啦，你也太粗心了
574
00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:23,633
对不起
575
00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:26,266
你好像不小心打到眼睛了
576
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,100
对不起，没流血吧？
577
00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:29,466
有吗？
578
00:27:29,466 --> 00:27:31,266
真抱歉软木塞自己飞出去
579
00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:36,100
我不太会开瓶，希望你没事
580
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,066
没事没事
581
00:27:39,433 --> 00:27:41,333
我去开门，马上回来
582
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,233
靠，我没怎样吧？
583
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,400
当啷，可爱吉祥物登场
584
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,266
你们疯了吗？穿这个是怎样？
585
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:49,300
靠夭不是说要扮装？
586
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:50,666
忘了提醒你们，歹势啦
587
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,133
是怎样 -这下可好…
588
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:53,833
我们在捷运里还被刁难
589
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,900
好啦没关系，人都来了
590
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,766
我啥都不知道，不是我办的
591
00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:02,100
干啦，敬法兰克，还有我们的青春
592
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,233
还有大学的白老师…
593
00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:05,300
对，经济学老师？
594
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:05,900
没错就是她
595
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:10,233
敬我上过的乖乖女，红发大奶那个
596
00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:14,333
屁啦，那女的超辣，你居然上了！
597
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:15,666
你他妈的…
598
00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:19,600
她床下吃素床上吃荤
599
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,466
她到底叫啥名字？
600
00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:21,666
我忘了
601
00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:22,633
蜜涵？
602
00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:25,766
对，颜蜜涵
603
00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:27,933
喔！喔！喔！
604
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,500
那是我姊耶！
605
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,666
好像是
606
00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:36,433
我去看看那孩子醒了没
607
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,400
混帐东西
608
00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:44,000
颜蜜涵，他们都姓颜
609
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,900
我们上了他姊
610
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,766
我们上了他姊
611
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:47,866
欸！欸！
612
00:28:48,233 --> 00:28:49,333
其实我也上了
613
00:28:49,733 --> 00:28:53,000
混蛋！ -大家都上过了
614
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,266
哇
615
00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:58,633
欸你看，国父耶
616
00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:01,100
这小胡子是怎么回事？
617
00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:03,933
生日快乐法兰克
618
00:29:04,966 --> 00:29:07,266
法兰克生日快乐
619
00:29:08,066 --> 00:29:09,666
生日快乐，法兰克
620
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,266
一起说生日快乐
621
00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:13,200
法兰克生日快乐
622
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,266
喝一杯吧！
623
00:29:15,766 --> 00:29:17,200
等等
624
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:20,533
喝点香槟
625
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,633
好喝吧
626
00:29:22,633 --> 00:29:25,433
喝慢点，你酒鬼唷
627
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:27,500
再来一点？
628
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
它去哪？
629
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:38,166
靠！它不动了，死了吗？
630
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:39,766
我们杀了它？
631
00:29:47,933 --> 00:29:48,900
我们做了什么事？
632
00:29:49,066 --> 00:29:50,300
赶快救它啊
633
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,933
快点，不能让法兰克看到
634
00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:53,566
跟你的鸟藏一起好了
635
00:29:53,566 --> 00:29:54,666
你有病喔，很臭耶
636
00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:57,000
管他，都死了，闻不到了
637
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,400
嘿，两位
638
00:29:59,066 --> 00:30:00,166
你们在干嘛？
639
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,233
它死了？
640
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,100
没有 -没有
641
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,733
是喔，看起来好像死了
642
00:30:03,766 --> 00:30:05,200
说没有就没有
643
00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:07,333
我知道了
644
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:10,633
一、二、三、四、五、六
645
00:30:10,633 --> 00:30:13,433
你疯罗？它又不是人
646
00:30:13,433 --> 00:30:14,400
做人工呼吸啦
647
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,900
一二三…一二三..
648
00:30:16,766 --> 00:30:18,066
一二三…一二三..
649
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,100
一二三…一二三..
650
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,066
一二三…一二三..
651
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,933
快醒过来啦
652
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,766
等等我去找只母的给它
653
00:30:29,466 --> 00:30:30,766
快想想办法！
654
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,666
让我来，过去点
655
00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:37,266
快飞啊
656
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,233
警官，找到索妮雅的电话了
657
00:30:42,233 --> 00:30:43,333
但她没接
658
00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:46,166
留言给她，请她回电 -好
659
00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:49,666
整间房子都找过了，没看见小孩
660
00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:51,433
有看冷冻库吗？
661
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,100
拜托，不要！
662
00:30:53,733 --> 00:30:54,700
这也是种可能…
663
00:30:56,433 --> 00:30:57,600
这一切必须停止
664
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,666
不！别把屋子给毁了，靠！
665
00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:04,633
生日快乐啊
666
00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:13,833
吹蜡烛啊
667
00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:22,500
吃一个，这是我做的
668
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,666
真的吗？ -对啊
669
00:31:23,766 --> 00:31:25,766
吃吃看，我做的
670
00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,300
这是什么口味？
671
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:33,600
这是香草鸡肉，这是巧克力辣椒
672
00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:36,233
粉红色的是蓝莓炖菜
673
00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:39,066
好吃吗？
674
00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:39,700
不差
675
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,233
太好吃了！
676
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,166
真的吗？太好了
677
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,300
上台致词吧
678
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:51,766
致词！致词！
679
00:31:51,766 --> 00:31:53,633
我不习惯上台说话
680
00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:55,466
谢谢你们来帮我庆生
681
00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:57,100
我们是来喝酒的！
682
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,166
好，来喝酒，但你们得走了
683
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:04,600
因为这是我老板家，我是来当褓姆的
684
00:32:04,733 --> 00:32:07,366
希望你们能理解，很抱歉
685
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:15,833
开玩笑的啦
686
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:17,200
超好笑的
687
00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:18,933
我们要找屋主
688
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,900
晚安，我们是警察
689
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,366
这里谁作主？
690
00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:25,333
是我…其实也不是
691
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:26,600
有点复杂，有事吗？
692
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,666
到底是不是你？
693
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:29,966
不是我，我替他顾小孩
694
00:32:29,966 --> 00:32:33,633
我们收到邻居投诉
695
00:32:33,633 --> 00:32:35,833
现在就得找屋主
696
00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:38,666
没那么严重啦，他们要走了
697
00:32:38,766 --> 00:32:39,900
你喝酒了？
698
00:32:40,233 --> 00:32:41,600
只有喝一点
699
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,900
你不是在顾小孩吗？
700
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:44,733
我只有喝一口，真的…
701
00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:45,733
到局里再解释吧
702
00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:48,933
没那么严重啦，他们都要走了
703
00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:50,133
是真的…你们在干嘛？
704
00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:52,500
我是说真的，他们真的要走了
705
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,133
我没乱讲，真的
706
00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:55,200
好兄弟，生日快乐
707
00:33:17,766 --> 00:33:19,766
生日快乐
708
00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:22,066
别闹了啦
709
00:34:16,766 --> 00:34:18,466
你喜欢吧？
710
00:34:18,466 --> 00:34:19,933
我都拍下来了
711
00:34:22,133 --> 00:34:23,366
掰掰
712
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,200
混帐
713
00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:40,766
真希望刚刚是我被这样搞
714
00:34:40,766 --> 00:34:41,733
最好是
715
00:34:42,766 --> 00:34:44,933
好啦别生气，我帮你找了一件新衬衫
716
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,833
你们真的都疯了
717
00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:49,500
在索妮雅面前这样
718
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,333
就好玩嘛，你真的生气罗
719
00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:55,266
不生气才怪！我刚刚被屁股打脸欸
720
00:34:55,266 --> 00:34:57,800
我们根本不认识，索妮雅也在
721
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,600
怎么会不生气
722
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,933
我连最惨的下场都想到了
723
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:01,933
法兰克…法兰克
724
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,600
怎样？
725
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,566
你看后面
726
00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:10,300
靠！他醒了
727
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:13,033
他在梦游，梦游啦！
728
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,266
雷米！嗨
729
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:20,866
他会被打
730
00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:23,566
雷米，等等，听我说
731
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,666
我跟你解释
732
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,033
今天是我30岁生日
733
00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:30,633
我的怪怪朋友邀请了这些人
734
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,533
我正在请他们离开
735
00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:34,233
拜托帮帮我，别跟你爸说
736
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,533
你可以保密吗？
737
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:36,866
没问题
738
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,366
但我要300欧元
739
00:35:38,366 --> 00:35:38,900
什么？
740
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,533
300欧，不然我打给我爸
741
00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:43,166
我上哪找300欧？
742
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:46,533
我爸有给你钱吧？我数到三，一…
743
00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:48,133
等等，你别闹了
744
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:50,566
不然我打给我爸
745
00:36:00,066 --> 00:36:00,833
高兴了吧？
746
00:36:01,366 --> 00:36:03,833
好，你还欠我100，我打给我爸
747
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:06,300
等等，我身上没有
748
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,500
你到房间等我，我去凑
749
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:12,200
不好意思请问一下，你有钱借我吗？
750
00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,666
当然，希勒凡
751
00:36:15,566 --> 00:36:16,733
我一定会还你
752
00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:18,733
要多少，你有笔吗？
753
00:36:21,233 --> 00:36:22,466
你要干嘛？借钱啊？
754
00:36:22,466 --> 00:36:23,433
不，算了
755
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,600
算了，算了
756
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,766
我只剩五欧
757
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:36,133
雷米，我凑到30欧
758
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,200
雷米，你在哪？
759
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,133
我不知道
760
00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:40,833
雷米
761
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:41,933
雷米
762
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,033
你的手机在椅子上
763
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,133
靠
764
00:36:47,866 --> 00:36:49,033
这是怎样？
765
00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:49,766
怎样？
766
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,233
13通未接
767
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,666
混蛋
768
00:36:55,066 --> 00:36:57,466
他发了讯息给所有的女性联络人
769
00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:58,666
什么讯息？
770
00:37:01,233 --> 00:37:04,066
“我想和你上床”…
771
00:37:06,033 --> 00:37:08,066
有人回电耶
（老妈）
772
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,633
妈的，我要杀了他！
773
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
我要杀了这小子，杀了他！
774
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,133
“我要杀了他”
775
00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:20,733
法兰克有看心理医师吗？
776
00:37:20,733 --> 00:37:21,933
我哪知
777
00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:24,466
我只见过他两次
778
00:37:24,466 --> 00:37:26,266
你不是跟他很熟吗
779
00:37:26,466 --> 00:37:28,200
你把小孩交给陌生人顾？
780
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,066
你请的褓姆出事是我的错吗？
781
00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:32,333
总得想想办法嘛
782
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,700
你这是怎样？
783
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,500
颁奖典礼比雷米重要吗？
784
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,966
没见过像你这么自我中心的人
785
00:37:38,233 --> 00:37:40,500
拜托你，我才不自我中心
786
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,766
是吗？那你做爱为何喊自己的名字？
787
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:52,366
雷米？雷米？
788
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,200
他不在花园里吗？
789
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,666
欸，没有喔
790
00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:01,333
山姆！山姆！
791
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,633
小孩不见了快帮我找
792
00:38:03,633 --> 00:38:05,000
好，别担心我去找
793
00:38:05,733 --> 00:38:07,600
雷米！雷米！
794
00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:09,633
死小孩去哪了？
795
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
雷米！雷米！
796
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,700
这房间也太赞了吧！ -你别躲了…
797
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:16,033
这一点都不好玩
798
00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:16,833
雷米？
799
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:18,966
雷米？
800
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,466
她看到我了吗？
801
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,166
我看到你了，法兰克
802
00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:27,666
索妮雅，真抱歉
803
00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:29,333
没关系
804
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,133
欸，我看到内裤了
805
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:34,666
山姆！山姆
806
00:38:34,666 --> 00:38:35,500
你找到他了吗？
807
00:38:35,633 --> 00:38:37,233
我四处找都没看见
808
00:38:37,633 --> 00:38:40,333
嘿，你们在玩什么？
809
00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:41,733
我找到填字游戏，要玩吗？
810
00:38:41,733 --> 00:38:43,533
没时间玩啦，我们在找小孩
811
00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:44,400
雷米？
812
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,100
对
813
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,300
穿红色连帽T？
814
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,300
对，就是他
815
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,833
没看到…
816
00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,233
没啦开玩笑的
817
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:55,466
我看他骑脚踏车走了，回家去了
818
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:56,700
这儿就他家啊
819
00:38:56,733 --> 00:38:58,566
是喔，那我不知道他去哪
820
00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:02,366
逃家…我才该逃家吧，被他打败
821
00:39:02,366 --> 00:39:05,233
别担心，我去弄台车，一起出去找
822
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:10,766
靠！
823
00:39:11,866 --> 00:39:13,766
好，我找到车了
824
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,000
这车太酷了，我坐前面
825
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,733
你们要去哪里？
826
00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:20,966
肖德他儿子逃家了，我们要去找
827
00:39:20,966 --> 00:39:21,966
真的假的？
828
00:39:21,966 --> 00:39:23,000
真的，有够衰…
829
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,300
我跟你们去
830
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,666
厄尼快来
831
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:26,566
要去哪里？
832
00:39:26,566 --> 00:39:27,633
等一下再说
833
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:28,733
快快快
834
00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:31,233
二位，我们出门解决点事情
835
00:39:31,266 --> 00:39:34,066
可以帮忙赶走大家顺便整理一下吗？
836
00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:36,266
没问题，交给我们
837
00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:38,233
路上小心 -谢啦…
838
00:39:38,366 --> 00:39:39,833
快点出发了啦
839
00:39:43,233 --> 00:39:44,766
不过他会去哪？
840
00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:47,466
等等，我们用他的立场想一下
841
00:39:47,466 --> 00:39:48,900
如果我们是他，会去哪里？
842
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,033
我小时候逃过一次家
843
00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:51,933
你去哪？
844
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:57,266
三天都没人发现，我就回家了
845
00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,666
啊！看那边！
846
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:01,900
园游会
847
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,500
游乐园啦！大笨蛋
848
00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:05,066
阿力，我们去游乐园
849
00:40:05,066 --> 00:40:07,533
赞唷，等等再去找小孩
850
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,533
靠，我把她给忘了
851
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:11,333
她是谁？
852
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:12,400
露西啊，已婚的那个
853
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,366
我老婆也叫露西
854
00:40:13,366 --> 00:40:14,700
你搞上已婚妇女？
855
00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,066
对啊，这是为他们夫妻好
856
00:40:16,066 --> 00:40:18,166
帮忙处理太太欲求不满的问题
857
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:19,900
所以你是在做善事喔？
858
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,133
对啊，你听她多开心
859
00:40:22,366 --> 00:40:23,933
喂？ -喂？
860
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,533
我跟你说，情况有变，派对结束了
861
00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:29,366
我都要出门了
862
00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:30,533
那你来我家
863
00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:32,833
这有点难，我离15区很远
864
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:35,033
很快啦
865
00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,666
我25分钟就到了
866
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:38,966
那我大概25分钟后到
867
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,800
太好了，我老公不会马上回来
868
00:40:42,033 --> 00:40:43,133
你确定？
869
00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:47,000
对啊，他跟表妹
去天龙社区帮朋友庆生
870
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:49,766
喂？
871
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:54,566
我有事先挂了
872
00:40:54,566 --> 00:40:55,566
电话给我！
873
00:40:56,066 --> 00:40:56,933
露西！
874
00:40:57,033 --> 00:40:57,766
嘟嘟？
875
00:40:59,866 --> 00:41:00,966
嘟嘟，是你？
876
00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:03,466
对，我是嘟嘟，你这贱人！
877
00:41:03,466 --> 00:41:04,500
听我说…
878
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,866
老子揍扁你
879
00:41:05,866 --> 00:41:09,833
等等，我哪知道
880
00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:10,866
你上我老婆！ -冷静点
881
00:41:10,866 --> 00:41:11,666
我要下车，停车！
882
00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:12,833
马上停车，我要下车！
883
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:15,633
我要下车！ -好好，冷静！
884
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,900
闹大了！山姆上了厄尼的娇妻
885
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,066
别再拍了！
886
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,566
靠，车门！
887
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:26,833
靠，车门掉了
888
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:27,666
厄尼，还好吗？
889
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:30,333
你们这群坏蛋！
890
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:33,033
妈的，你朋友都这么贱吗？
891
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,966
等一下，大家应该误会了
892
00:41:34,966 --> 00:41:36,366
误会？最好是
893
00:41:36,366 --> 00:41:39,233
住15区的露西，老公小名叫嘟嘟
894
00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:43,000
厄尼！
895
00:41:43,266 --> 00:41:45,466
老子就是嘟嘟，你上了我老婆
896
00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:48,033
厄尼！你回来啊！
897
00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:49,500
靠夭，警察
898
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:52,233
歹运到，山姆帮我拿一下
899
00:41:53,366 --> 00:41:54,766
我不知道是他老婆
900
00:41:56,566 --> 00:41:58,466
晚安，警察临检
901
00:41:58,466 --> 00:42:01,833
麻烦熄火并出示行驾照
902
00:42:01,966 --> 00:42:02,733
好
903
00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:04,766
没问题
904
00:42:05,133 --> 00:42:06,033
停车！
905
00:42:06,033 --> 00:42:07,333
阿力，你在干嘛？
906
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,533
别担心，有事我扛
907
00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:10,466
你扛个屁！你疯了啊你！
908
00:42:10,466 --> 00:42:11,800
阿力，停车！
909
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,333
不行啦，我没驾照，更别提行照
910
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,733
你怎么会没行照？
911
00:42:16,766 --> 00:42:18,300
这车子是哪来的？
912
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,866
就在肖德的车库找到的
913
00:42:19,866 --> 00:42:21,566
别担心，我明天去找朋友
914
00:42:21,566 --> 00:42:23,466
把车修好再还回去，相信我
915
00:42:23,466 --> 00:42:25,800
各位，快看，是雷米！
916
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,966
阿力，快回转
917
00:42:27,966 --> 00:42:29,666
你疯啦！后面有警察耶
918
00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:31,066
阿力，快回转！
919
00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:32,666
就跟你说警察在后，我不能啦
920
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,533
这是什么情形！ -快停车！
921
00:42:34,533 --> 00:42:36,333
靠，他们快追上了！
922
00:42:37,566 --> 00:42:39,066
晚安 -晚安
923
00:42:39,066 --> 00:42:40,066
马上停车！
924
00:42:40,066 --> 00:42:41,900
好，停车！我们好好讲
925
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,666
快停车啦，王八蛋！
926
00:42:43,966 --> 00:42:46,966
阿力，真的，我连身份证都没带
927
00:42:46,966 --> 00:42:48,033
拜托快停车！
928
00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:49,933
马上停车！
929
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:56,033
我没看见，我没看见…
930
00:42:56,033 --> 00:42:57,833
快停车，阿力我求你
931
00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,633
阿力，我要死了一定拖你下地狱
932
00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:01,566
别担心，我会甩掉他们
933
00:43:01,566 --> 00:43:02,533
我说了我会
934
00:43:03,366 --> 00:43:06,666
他们追上了… -别紧张…
935
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:07,866
你看我怎么耍他们！
936
00:43:07,866 --> 00:43:10,133
全速前进
937
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,566
山姆你看
938
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,800
谁是林中车王
939
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,500
就是我啦！
940
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,300
阿力，停车！
941
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,300
靠，停车啦！
942
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,333
我会处理，别担心，这没什么
943
00:43:25,366 --> 00:43:27,200
小心看路，小心看路
944
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,666
停车啦！
945
00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:29,900
安啦！
946
00:43:30,666 --> 00:43:31,633
靠！后照镜！
947
00:43:31,633 --> 00:43:33,300
停车啦！
948
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:35,966
全速前进！
949
00:43:36,366 --> 00:43:39,800
左转，右转…全速前进！
950
00:43:40,066 --> 00:43:41,566
我不行了 -全速前进！
951
00:43:41,566 --> 00:43:43,433
全速前进！噢好爽！
952
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,333
我甩掉他们了，可以说谢谢吧
953
00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:54,633
还好没有全毁
954
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,966
好啦！干嘛结屎脸
955
00:43:59,066 --> 00:44:01,866
没错是挺惊人的
956
00:44:01,866 --> 00:44:03,466
但也没啥了不起
957
00:44:04,466 --> 00:44:07,066
欸，笑一个嘛
958
00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:13,433
我想死
959
00:44:16,033 --> 00:44:17,733
也想要你一起死
960
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:26,500
赶快穿过林子找到雷米
961
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,966
别担心，他会没事的
962
00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:29,566
应该正在买棉花糖
963
00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:30,900
走吧，我们去找他
964
00:44:32,733 --> 00:44:35,100
而且警察快来了，赶快继续走
965
00:44:36,033 --> 00:44:39,100
你看，那里有游乐园的光
966
00:44:39,666 --> 00:44:40,500
快
967
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,733
好暗喔，看不到
968
00:44:41,733 --> 00:44:43,233
快走，他们快来了
969
00:44:44,733 --> 00:44:46,800
他们把我的阿吉怎么了
970
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,733
谁管你的阿吉，谁鸟你的豪宅
971
00:44:49,733 --> 00:44:51,733
难道没比这更重要的吗？
972
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,200
谁打来？
973
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,366
没事，你妈
974
00:44:58,366 --> 00:45:01,066
她可能看到电视…你不接吗？
975
00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:03,100
不接，麻烦已经够多了
976
00:45:03,933 --> 00:45:05,233
我不是这个意思
977
00:45:05,233 --> 00:45:07,933
你知道她会念个不停，你懂吧
978
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,633
我知道，我以前应该要多听她的话
979
00:45:15,966 --> 00:45:16,666
怎样？
980
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:19,166
厄尼没接，不知道他怎么回家
981
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,033
山姆，这下你有时间去找他老婆了
982
00:45:22,033 --> 00:45:23,466
阿力，闭嘴
983
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,433
这里好诡异喔
984
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,366
你确定是走这里？
985
00:45:29,366 --> 00:45:30,733
我也不知道
986
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,866
这些人在这儿干嘛？
987
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:35,800
林子里有停车场吗？
988
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,333
对啊，情色停车场
989
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,300
圣杰曼森林很出名，到处都是妓女
990
00:45:40,533 --> 00:45:41,533
真假？
991
00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:42,333
对
992
00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:44,233
晚安
993
00:45:44,233 --> 00:45:45,133
晚安
994
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,766
我是去查案
995
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,566
查很大的案
996
00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:55,100
怎样？
997
00:45:57,033 --> 00:45:58,266
晚安
998
00:45:58,866 --> 00:45:59,666
晚安
999
00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:00,433
你好吗？
1000
00:46:00,733 --> 00:46:01,800
你好吗？
1001
00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:05,800
我们现在在哪？
1002
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,233
我们快到了
1003
00:46:07,666 --> 00:46:08,966
小心
1004
00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:11,466
谢谢
1005
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,266
我觉得她爱上我了
1006
00:46:17,466 --> 00:46:18,900
你认真啊？她是鸡耶
1007
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,633
你很懂女人吗？
1008
00:46:21,733 --> 00:46:23,233
你有看到她看我的眼神吗？
1009
00:46:23,233 --> 00:46:24,400
她是鸡，这样很正常
1010
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,200
所以咧？她有那样看你吗？
1011
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,366
没有吧…所以罗…
1012
00:46:27,366 --> 00:46:29,533
但我挺开心的，虽然她是男扮女装
1013
00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:31,800
我一定能搞定她 -她只想要你的钱
1014
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,166
乱讲，我去的话一定有半价优惠
1015
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,733
这样就太棒了
1016
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:44,633
这里充满了好多回忆
1017
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,633
那个无忧又愚蠢的年代
1018
00:46:46,633 --> 00:46:47,900
你上个礼拜有来？
1019
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,700
赶快找到雷米就闪人吧
1020
00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:51,000
快四处找
1021
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:51,733
走吧！
1022
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:53,833
雷米
1023
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:55,733
雷米
1024
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,400
不是他
1025
00:47:00,133 --> 00:47:01,833
我找到了，在那，来！
1026
00:47:03,366 --> 00:47:04,166
雷米…
1027
00:47:05,366 --> 00:47:06,333
歹势
1028
00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:07,400
他在那！
1029
00:47:08,233 --> 00:47:09,000
雷米！
1030
00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:10,700
法兰克 -好了，开心了吧？
1031
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,400
我快吓死了，回家吧！
1032
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,233
我不要
1033
00:47:13,233 --> 00:47:14,666
我要，走吧！
1034
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:18,266
今天已经够鸟了，少来烦我
1035
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:19,166
快滚！
1036
00:47:19,166 --> 00:47:20,333
雷米，别任性了
1037
00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:21,866
别再惹我！叫你走就走！
1038
00:47:21,866 --> 00:47:23,066
放开我！
1039
00:47:23,066 --> 00:47:25,800
走！ -救命啊！绑架啊！
1040
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,533
给我闭嘴！过来！
1041
00:47:27,533 --> 00:47:29,200
救命啊！恋童癖绑架小孩…
1042
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,833
没事，我放开他了
1043
00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:31,800
他开玩笑的
1044
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,766
走吧，我们闹着玩的对吧？
1045
00:47:38,133 --> 00:47:39,100
我们去吃松饼
1046
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,466
快把松饼吃完
我们只在这里待一小时，听见没
1047
00:47:43,466 --> 00:47:45,166
留在这里玩不好吗？
1048
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,066
吃点松饼，放松一下
1049
00:47:47,066 --> 00:47:48,500
我不要吃你的松饼
1050
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,566
好啦，吃一点，原谅我嘛
1051
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,566
我说了我不想吃
1052
00:47:51,566 --> 00:47:53,566
拜托好啦原谅我啦
1053
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,900
好笑喔，很有趣，你真幽默
1054
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:04,000
不要再笑了，你想玩什么
我们不能待太久
1055
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,833
这个
1056
00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:10,633
这不行，你太小了不能玩
1057
00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:12,766
有大人陪就可以啦
1058
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:15,433
就说吧，你不能玩
1059
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000
我说我想玩，你在龟缩什么
1060
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,233
你们这些大人还真勇敢
1061
00:48:21,233 --> 00:48:24,200
法兰克不敢，我来陪你玩
1062
00:48:24,233 --> 00:48:25,466
不，我来
1063
00:48:25,466 --> 00:48:28,433
我只是怕雷米晕船
1064
00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,233
售票口在哪？
1065
00:48:31,233 --> 00:48:32,066
就在那
1066
00:48:35,033 --> 00:48:36,000
雷米
1067
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,366
怎样
1068
00:48:36,366 --> 00:48:39,866
怕你不敢讲，但现在下去还来得及
1069
00:48:39,866 --> 00:48:40,766
是喔
1070
00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:42,166
要下去吗？
1071
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,266
不用
1072
00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:45,666
我可以拜托他们
1073
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,666
法兰克放轻松，没事的
1074
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,266
我很轻松，别担心
1075
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,166
这东西很厉害
1076
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:16,033
Youtube上有好多女生
在这上面高潮了
1077
00:49:16,033 --> 00:49:16,700
真的吗？
1078
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,166
真的，我们可以一起玩
1079
00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:21,500
你得带女生到40公尺高的游乐设施
1080
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:22,566
才能让她高潮？
1081
00:49:22,566 --> 00:49:24,466
哪有，我是说…
1082
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:27,700
他要在40公尺高才能让女生高潮！
1083
00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:28,833
没有啦
1084
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:30,100
哇靠
1085
00:49:30,366 --> 00:49:31,833
你闪尿了吗？
1086
00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:35,133
法兰克，我在跟你讲话
1087
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,300
你闪尿罗？
1088
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,233
没有啦
1089
00:49:38,233 --> 00:49:39,166
你确定你没事？
1090
00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:40,033
好得很 -酷毙了！
1091
00:49:40,033 --> 00:49:41,833
你看，他们在播录影
1092
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,266
你看他的脸，嘴都歪了
1093
00:50:05,733 --> 00:50:08,200
等等，你好像比我还怕，别装了
1094
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,266
你看，你好怕
1095
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,566
你真的比我还怕
1096
00:50:13,566 --> 00:50:15,133
你看，真的耶
1097
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,366
这东西真的很恐怖
1098
00:50:17,366 --> 00:50:19,933
死都不要再玩了
1099
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,033
那现在要玩什么？
1100
00:50:22,033 --> 00:50:24,166
不知道，去看看吧！
1101
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:10,133
混蛋
1102
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:11,633
混蛋
1103
00:51:11,733 --> 00:51:13,133
现在是怎样？
1104
00:51:14,133 --> 00:51:15,133
结束了吗？
1105
00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:43,333
我觉得不太舒服
1106
00:51:49,733 --> 00:51:50,966
可以送我吗？
1107
00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:53,733
你要拿什么交换？亲一下好了
1108
00:51:57,033 --> 00:51:58,300
你是看到鬼喔？
1109
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,266
给你
1110
00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:01,733
我也要交换
1111
00:52:01,866 --> 00:52:03,833
我们走了，那里的比较好玩
1112
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:04,800
走了吧？
1113
00:52:09,233 --> 00:52:10,466
“暗冥朦”是三小？
1114
00:52:10,466 --> 00:52:11,966
应该是整间黑黑的吧？
1115
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,833
什么？
1116
00:52:16,866 --> 00:52:18,133
怎么了？
1117
00:52:19,566 --> 00:52:20,500
怎样啦！
1118
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:21,466
嘘
1119
00:52:21,466 --> 00:52:22,933
好好好
1120
00:52:26,133 --> 00:52:27,000
往哪走？
1121
00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:31,033
这什么？
1122
00:52:31,033 --> 00:52:32,900
我撞到头了，小心
1123
00:52:33,466 --> 00:52:35,600
阿力，你在哪？ -在你后面
1124
00:52:35,866 --> 00:52:36,233
谁在那？
1125
00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:37,233
是我啦
1126
00:52:37,233 --> 00:52:38,233
是索妮雅
1127
00:53:02,733 --> 00:53:03,666
靠，我看不见
1128
00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:04,500
我也是
1129
00:53:05,533 --> 00:53:08,066
法兰克，说说你对这游戏的看法
1130
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,733
我这辈子没这么害怕过
1131
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:12,533
真的假的？
1132
00:53:13,066 --> 00:53:13,800
对啊
1133
00:53:14,266 --> 00:53:15,066
你很喜欢嘛
1134
00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:17,033
超棒！好想再来一次
1135
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,233
你们干嘛笑？
1136
00:53:23,966 --> 00:53:26,366
我都拍下来了
1137
00:53:26,466 --> 00:53:27,333
没错！
1138
00:53:27,733 --> 00:53:28,700
欸，拜托
1139
00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:30,333
你们干嘛笑？
1140
00:53:31,133 --> 00:53:34,333
放给你们看，不准生气唷
1141
00:53:35,566 --> 00:53:37,266
没问题 -没问题
1142
00:53:37,266 --> 00:53:38,133
是什么？
1143
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:42,300
好啦，干嘛这样，就好玩而已嘛
1144
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:43,633
我们的幽默感应该不太一样
1145
00:53:43,633 --> 00:53:45,166
拜托
1146
00:53:45,533 --> 00:53:46,900
是我该生气吧？
1147
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:49,366
你们明明亲的是男人却没发现
1148
00:53:53,566 --> 00:53:56,133
好吧，气氛真好
1149
00:53:56,366 --> 00:53:59,266
雷米，你长大想做什么？
1150
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,500
追你啊！如果你还这么正的话
1151
00:54:03,366 --> 00:54:04,433
有梦最美
1152
00:54:04,433 --> 00:54:06,466
对啊，有梦最美
1153
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,400
阿力你有什么梦？
1154
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:10,666
呃…
1155
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:13,900
谢谢阿力，山姆呢？
1156
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,933
遗忘刚刚的30分钟
1157
00:54:15,933 --> 00:54:17,800
够罗
1158
00:54:19,366 --> 00:54:20,333
法兰克
1159
00:54:21,366 --> 00:54:22,733
出版他的漫画
1160
00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:24,633
这应该不可能了
1161
00:54:26,866 --> 00:54:29,033
雷米，说真的，除了追我以外
1162
00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,133
真正的梦想是…
1163
00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:33,733
雷米？
1164
00:54:34,766 --> 00:54:37,166
我爸来看我踢足球
1165
00:54:44,233 --> 00:54:45,966
我也不喜欢足球
1166
00:54:49,033 --> 00:54:50,433
索妮雅，你的梦想呢？
1167
00:54:50,433 --> 00:54:54,633
很多耶！
我想要体验当男生，有鸡鸡的感觉
1168
00:54:54,766 --> 00:54:55,866
一小时就好
1169
00:54:58,133 --> 00:55:00,700
还有在世界各地开杯子蛋糕连锁店
1170
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:06,100
嗯…好好的谈一场恋爱
1171
00:55:07,033 --> 00:55:09,400
最希望法兰克跟山姆别再生气了
1172
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,800
对啊，这样最好
1173
00:55:12,566 --> 00:55:15,033
气氛真好，太棒了
1174
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,233
你去哪？
1175
00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:32,833
你跟他们说什么？
1176
00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:34,900
做件能逗你笑的事情
1177
00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:35,800
什么事？
1178
00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:36,566
来嘛
1179
00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:37,366
不，我不去
1180
00:55:37,366 --> 00:55:39,933
来唱嘛，放开点
1181
00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:40,700
去吧，法兰克
1182
00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:42,200
来嘛，唤起一些美好回忆
1183
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,033
我不会唱歌啦
1184
00:55:43,033 --> 00:55:43,600
去吧！
1185
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,733
我真的不会唱
1186
00:55:44,733 --> 00:55:48,800
当我拥有了你
却不希望你总是在我身边
1187
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:53,333
那些漂亮脸蛋总是让我分心
1188
00:55:53,466 --> 00:55:57,633
但有人一眼就看出了你的好
1189
00:55:58,033 --> 00:56:01,966
对我来说已经为时已晚
我已无法再继续看着你
1190
00:56:02,466 --> 00:56:05,933
喔宝贝再给我一次机会
1191
00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:06,866
去证明我爱你
1192
00:56:06,866 --> 00:56:10,166
可不可以让我
1193
00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,333
再次回到你心中
1194
00:56:11,366 --> 00:56:14,766
喔 亲爱的
我是多么愚蠢竟让你离开
1195
00:56:14,766 --> 00:56:15,933
让你离开 宝贝
1196
00:56:15,933 --> 00:56:19,466
可不可以让我再次回到你心中
1197
00:56:19,466 --> 00:56:20,433
我想要你回来
1198
00:56:24,866 --> 00:56:28,900
失去你的爱 日子就像无止尽的黑夜
1199
00:56:29,266 --> 00:56:33,066
女孩 让我证明给你看
我已经彻底悔悟
1200
00:56:33,466 --> 00:56:37,933
走在你走过的街道上 我默默哭泣
1201
00:56:37,933 --> 00:56:41,966
想着我曾经错过的女孩
1202
00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:46,200
喔 宝贝 再给我一次机会
1203
00:56:46,866 --> 00:56:52,633
可不可以让我再次回到你心中
1204
00:56:57,266 --> 00:56:58,866
谢谢他们
1205
00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:03,766
他们唱得好烂
1206
00:57:03,766 --> 00:57:05,200
很酷啊
1207
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,533
是也没唱多好
1208
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,200
你在嫉妒
1209
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,033
谢谢
1210
00:57:09,233 --> 00:57:09,966
谢谢
1211
00:57:11,533 --> 00:57:12,366
我的老天
1212
00:57:14,533 --> 00:57:16,200
我想要你回来
1213
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,333
好玩吧！放轻松就对了嘛
1214
00:57:19,466 --> 00:57:20,700
我哪有紧绷
1215
00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:22,200
那听我的
1216
00:57:22,566 --> 00:57:23,833
把这颗扣子解开
1217
00:57:25,933 --> 00:57:27,533
我又不会把你吃了
1218
00:57:28,733 --> 00:57:30,900
你的欢送趴记得很清楚嘛
1219
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,500
干嘛不说实话
1220
00:57:33,466 --> 00:57:34,966
因为你都没打给我
1221
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,966
反正你有男友啊
1222
00:57:38,566 --> 00:57:41,333
那叫男友吗？我昨天才认识他
1223
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,566
用走的回去很远吧？
1224
00:57:43,566 --> 00:57:45,066
不知道耶，半小时左右吧
1225
00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:48,700
不可能，讨厌，我们没车了
1226
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,433
以后如果要举行耍笨大赛
你自己参加就好
1227
00:57:53,566 --> 00:57:54,966
是喔？
1228
00:57:54,966 --> 00:57:56,100
你干嘛？
1229
00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:56,866
厄尼！
1230
00:57:57,533 --> 00:57:59,000
厄尼！…过来
1231
00:57:59,966 --> 00:58:01,966
怎么回事
1232
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,166
过来…
1233
00:58:04,233 --> 00:58:04,800
这怎样？
1234
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,600
怎么回事
1235
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,133
@$#@
1236
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,400
你朋友？你认识？
1237
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,066
对，怎么了？
1238
00:58:11,066 --> 00:58:12,433
搭喝比酒没户浅
1239
00:58:12,433 --> 00:58:15,800
搭还粗叔条
1240
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,133
你听有听无？
1241
00:58:17,133 --> 00:58:17,966
听不懂
1242
00:58:17,966 --> 00:58:20,533
你装死喔！那是你朋友吗？
1243
00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:23,333
他说，他喝啤酒吃薯条没付钱
1244
00:58:25,433 --> 00:58:27,600
不是，我们没有装死
1245
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,566
我们只是没听懂
1246
00:58:28,566 --> 00:58:30,766
我们付钱，没问题，他欠多少
1247
00:58:30,766 --> 00:58:33,300
这是为了我老婆…
1248
00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:36,100
靠，厄尼，你发神经喔！
1249
00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:37,066
噢！快疯了！
1250
00:58:37,066 --> 00:58:38,600
走了，雷米，我们走
1251
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:39,733
我们走
1252
00:58:43,766 --> 00:58:45,366
哇靠，他这一下满猛的
1253
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,033
先躲起来
1254
00:58:48,033 --> 00:58:48,866
那边那边
1255
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,533
靠，你疯了吗？
1256
00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:55,300
我哪有，谁叫他上我老婆
1257
00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:57,266
我不管啦，你怎么能打管理员！
1258
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,500
你们这群人真是有够瞎的！
1259
00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:02,033
连李小龙都不会去惹游乐场管理员
1260
00:59:02,433 --> 00:59:04,800
嘘！他们来了，躲起来
1261
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,300
他们走了，我们快走吧
1262
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:10,400
走吧
1263
00:59:10,866 --> 00:59:11,400
怎么了？
1264
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,566
你怎么了？不舒服吗？
1265
00:59:12,566 --> 00:59:14,300
你有带气喘药吗？
1266
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,066
气喘药…我没带
1267
00:59:17,766 --> 00:59:19,233
天啊，他气喘病发
1268
00:59:19,533 --> 00:59:20,466
没事的啦
1269
00:59:20,466 --> 00:59:23,066
没事…明明就很严重
1270
00:59:23,066 --> 00:59:24,233
我姊夫就是这样死的
1271
00:59:24,233 --> 00:59:26,200
闭嘴！不准你再说话！
1272
00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:29,833
啊他就真的挂了嘛…
1273
00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,100
叫你闭嘴听不懂喔？
1274
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,200
我啥都没说
1275
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,600
要叫救护车
1276
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,400
你疯罗，警笛一响
管理员就都跑来了
1277
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,933
而且他们会打给他父母
1278
00:59:41,933 --> 00:59:43,433
可是走路回去要30分钟
1279
00:59:43,433 --> 00:59:44,400
难道还有其他办法吗？
1280
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,433
30分钟还好吧…
1281
00:59:45,433 --> 00:59:46,533
给我闭嘴！
1282
00:59:46,533 --> 00:59:47,266
有卡丁车
1283
00:59:47,266 --> 00:59:48,533
对耶，卡丁车
1284
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:51,033
不可能啦，别想了
1285
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:52,066
不然有其他办法吗？
1286
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:52,966
上吧！
1287
00:59:53,733 --> 00:59:55,700
我开得超好的
1288
00:59:56,233 --> 00:59:57,400
来，我们走吧
1289
00:59:57,533 --> 00:59:59,133
别碰我
1290
01:00:05,866 --> 01:00:07,366
他真是有够蠢
1291
01:00:07,366 --> 01:00:09,366
他这样到底能不能开啊？
1292
01:00:18,966 --> 01:00:20,633
帮我拿摄影机
1293
01:00:20,633 --> 01:00:22,033
快点
1294
01:00:22,566 --> 01:00:23,900
快点啦
1295
01:00:26,066 --> 01:00:28,033
啊！后面！山姆小心你后面！
1296
01:00:28,366 --> 01:00:29,200
山姆
1297
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,266
冲啊！拿摄影机，快拿
1298
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,866
你在干嘛？不用等山姆吗？
1299
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:37,666
不必，他有练柔道
1300
01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:39,433
留在那边是给他添麻烦
1301
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,266
少来，明明是你害怕
1302
01:00:41,266 --> 01:00:44,466
怕又怎样，拍前面啦
1303
01:00:45,766 --> 01:00:47,033
我的妈啊！
1304
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:51,533
闪边啦
1305
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,866
闪边去！滚开！
1306
01:00:55,133 --> 01:00:58,433
靠北有够爽的啦！
1307
01:00:58,433 --> 01:01:00,633
根本就玩命关头啊！
1308
01:01:00,633 --> 01:01:03,100
冯迪索算什么！
1309
01:01:08,433 --> 01:01:10,166
小心！小心！
1310
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,200
山姆人咧？
1311
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,666
他出了点事
1312
01:01:21,433 --> 01:01:22,566
什么事？
1313
01:01:24,733 --> 01:01:26,966
管理员在后面！用香蕉丢他
1314
01:01:26,966 --> 01:01:27,433
什么？
1315
01:01:27,433 --> 01:01:29,233
香蕉，用香蕉丢他
1316
01:01:41,066 --> 01:01:43,666
对，就是这样
1317
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:46,833
小心前面，看前面
1318
01:01:55,033 --> 01:01:57,966
太疯狂了！想不到吧索妮雅
1319
01:01:57,966 --> 01:02:00,233
法兰克，雷米还好吗？
1320
01:02:01,733 --> 01:02:02,833
别拖时间
1321
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:09,000
是厄尼
1322
01:02:09,533 --> 01:02:11,300
他上了我老婆
1323
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,066
这家伙在说什么？
1324
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:20,000
有够嗨！
1325
01:02:20,033 --> 01:02:23,733
居然这样开车，太夸张了
1326
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:30,566
帮我把安全帽拿开，快
1327
01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:33,800
煞车在哪啊？
1328
01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:35,000
还好吗？
1329
01:02:35,133 --> 01:02:36,466
没事，我很好
1330
01:02:36,466 --> 01:02:38,500
安全帽拿下来，走吧
1331
01:02:39,433 --> 01:02:41,533
来吧孩子，我们到家了
1332
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:44,400
撑着点，没事的…
1333
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,533
闪啦，别挡路 -快到了快到了…
1334
01:02:47,766 --> 01:02:49,933
靠！对不起！
1335
01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,033
我不是故意的
1336
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:55,933
我们到家了，你好勇敢
1337
01:02:55,933 --> 01:02:57,366
厄尼昏死了
1338
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,466
靠北见鬼了！这是怎样？
1339
01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:06,966
这是怎样？
1340
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,866
我哪知，快想点办法
1341
01:03:09,866 --> 01:03:12,033
清点空间出来，药在这快吸
1342
01:03:12,533 --> 01:03:13,666
闪边啦，干！
1343
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,400
雷米，深吸气
1344
01:03:17,466 --> 01:03:18,633
再一次
1345
01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:21,966
好点了吗？
1346
01:03:22,433 --> 01:03:24,266
卡丁车太酷了
1347
01:03:27,133 --> 01:03:28,466
不好意思
1348
01:03:28,766 --> 01:03:32,366
请问法兰克是哪位？
他订了14个大披萨
1349
01:03:32,366 --> 01:03:33,866
我不认识他耶
1350
01:03:34,066 --> 01:03:35,733
靠，要付我钱啦
1351
01:03:36,566 --> 01:03:38,133
肖德先生，给我出来！
1352
01:03:41,966 --> 01:03:46,633
靠，他长得好像卡通人物喔
1353
01:03:46,633 --> 01:03:47,600
那部什么片的
1354
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,766
天外奇蹟啦！
1355
01:03:49,766 --> 01:03:51,833
对对对，就是这部！
1356
01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:55,600
各位，趴踢结束了
1357
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:57,566
大家回家去
1358
01:04:00,033 --> 01:04:02,800
结束了！别再喝了，放下
1359
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,266
这啥小，快滚，别再喝了
1360
01:04:05,266 --> 01:04:07,466
快下来！这是在干嘛？
1361
01:04:09,866 --> 01:04:11,866
那个武士，给我下来！
1362
01:04:11,866 --> 01:04:12,733
先生，你不能进去
1363
01:04:12,733 --> 01:04:14,033
为什么不能进去？ -你有盖手章吗？
1364
01:04:14,033 --> 01:04:15,933
我是没有 -那不准进去
1365
01:04:15,933 --> 01:04:16,600
我认识屋主
1366
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,833
不准进去
1367
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,366
你们别玩了
1368
01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:23,300
鱼把迷幻药吃了，快看
1369
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:25,200
快看快看快看
1370
01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:28,700
看那边，他用屁眼抽雪茄
1371
01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:32,266
晚安，我是肖德
1372
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:34,233
你看我不爽是吧？
1373
01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:36,200
谁叫我长得一副猪脸
1374
01:04:36,766 --> 01:04:38,733
你以为这你家啊！这哪来的？
1375
01:04:38,733 --> 01:04:39,566
开开玩笑嘛
1376
01:04:39,566 --> 01:04:40,433
你哪弄来的？
1377
01:04:40,433 --> 01:04:41,833
就那边的雪茄盒啊
1378
01:05:01,366 --> 01:05:03,000
早就叫你戒烟了
1379
01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:05,100
音乐关掉！
1380
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:13,266
小姐们，沙发是真皮的，请下来
1381
01:05:13,266 --> 01:05:15,733
这个疯子趴太屌了啦！
1382
01:05:15,733 --> 01:05:17,633
在那边呜什么呜？
1383
01:05:17,633 --> 01:05:18,833
不准喝香槟
1384
01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:21,366
该死
1385
01:05:21,366 --> 01:05:22,733
嘿！老兄
1386
01:05:23,566 --> 01:05:24,866
缺不缺货？
1387
01:05:24,866 --> 01:05:26,066
要不要来点什么？
1388
01:05:26,533 --> 01:05:28,066
给我滚！
1389
01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:31,533
那个不行！这可不是开玩笑的
1390
01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,700
各位，我找到一个小孩
1391
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:43,900
保罗！保罗！你是故意的吗？
1392
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:46,133
法兰克，我正要打给你
1393
01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:49,066
超夸张的，他们都不想离开
1394
01:05:49,066 --> 01:05:51,600
我现在去请他们离开
1395
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,466
不要啦，来浴池里爽一下
1396
01:05:53,466 --> 01:05:54,300
好耶
1397
01:05:56,233 --> 01:06:00,666
欸！不要碰他！把他放下来！
1398
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,200
这可以掺在调酒里吗？
1399
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,366
不可以，这从哪拿来的？
1400
01:06:05,366 --> 01:06:06,133
酒窖啊
1401
01:06:06,133 --> 01:06:08,900
不准碰！不要去酒窖！
1402
01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:11,266
法兰克，浴池在哪啊？
1403
01:06:11,266 --> 01:06:12,933
快看，他们要从窗台跳水
1404
01:06:12,966 --> 01:06:14,566
一、二、三…
1405
01:06:23,733 --> 01:06:24,833
雷米还好吗？
1406
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,366
雷米，你别乱跑
1407
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:40,466
王八蛋！竟敢传简讯约我打炮
1408
01:06:40,466 --> 01:06:43,566
这里的人都不准碰我，去跟他们说！
1409
01:06:43,566 --> 01:06:46,433
你再拍，我就去干你妈
1410
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,300
阿力，把雷米拉上来
1411
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,366
雷米…
1412
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,900
雷米过来
1413
01:06:58,933 --> 01:07:00,366
你的摄影机防水吗？
1414
01:07:07,933 --> 01:07:09,133
噢我的摄影机啊
1415
01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:10,533
还管什么摄影机
1416
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:14,900
你还有时间搞女人？快过来
1417
01:07:15,233 --> 01:07:16,833
谢啦，下次见
1418
01:07:30,033 --> 01:07:31,200
去你房间把头发吹干
1419
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,833
小心 -抱歉
1420
01:07:39,266 --> 01:07:40,300
这什么味道？
1421
01:07:40,566 --> 01:07:41,933
你搞什么？耍什么小动作
1422
01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:44,533
跟大家一起排队
1423
01:07:46,033 --> 01:07:46,866
你这是在干嘛？
1424
01:07:46,866 --> 01:07:48,800
这是我兄弟，可以吃一根香肠
1425
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,833
今天他生日…
1426
01:07:51,733 --> 01:07:53,166
靠！都焦掉了啦
1427
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,900
走开
1428
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:57,900
你给我滚，你们都给我滚
1429
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:00,800
把大家都赶走
1430
01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:02,133
通通给我滚！
1431
01:08:05,233 --> 01:08:07,066
这家伙怎么了？香肠没熟吗？
1432
01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:34,900
靠，一团乱！
1433
01:08:35,066 --> 01:08:36,866
通通回家去
1434
01:08:36,866 --> 01:08:38,300
你这么机车圣诞节会收不到礼物喔
1435
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,066
随便啦
1436
01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:45,633
快滚，回家睡觉去
1437
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,166
你看看
1438
01:08:52,266 --> 01:08:54,233
看你们干的好事
1439
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:56,600
你看，这是怎样？
1440
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,966
快滚吧你们
1441
01:08:58,366 --> 01:09:00,433
我会被你们害死，我恨你们！
1442
01:09:00,466 --> 01:09:02,400
别担心啊，清一下就好啦
1443
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,700
我先回家身心疗愈一下
1444
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:06,766
明天九点会来帮你整理
1445
01:09:06,766 --> 01:09:08,966
那坏掉的东西怎么办？
1446
01:09:08,966 --> 01:09:09,866
像车子…
1447
01:09:09,866 --> 01:09:13,433
车子不是你的错…就说车半夜被偷了
1448
01:09:13,433 --> 01:09:16,066
你在睡觉都没听到
1449
01:09:16,066 --> 01:09:17,366
房子的话你就说…
1450
01:09:17,366 --> 01:09:19,566
绿色和平组织武装入侵
1451
01:09:19,566 --> 01:09:22,066
说肖德如果不用再生纸就把房子烧了
1452
01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:25,733
你已经尽力抢救
可惜还是救不了那只鸟
1453
01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:26,766
鸟怎么了？
1454
01:09:26,766 --> 01:09:30,200
应该死了吧！但你救了雷米
1455
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,000
我们已经有付披萨的钱，你自己忘了
1456
01:09:33,033 --> 01:09:34,066
你们把鹦鹉弄死了？
1457
01:09:34,066 --> 01:09:36,566
不是我们，是绿色和平组织
1458
01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:38,433
你说真的？你们把它弄死了？
1459
01:09:38,433 --> 01:09:39,600
是绿色和平组织！
1460
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,466
等等，你别走，鹦鹉到底是怎样？
1461
01:09:41,466 --> 01:09:42,700
绿色和平啦…
1462
01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,300
嗨法兰克
1463
01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:49,633
总有一天你会看到这段影片
1464
01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:52,133
我想跟你说谢谢
1465
01:09:52,133 --> 01:09:54,400
因为我从来没这么高兴过
1466
01:09:54,633 --> 01:09:57,233
虽然你有点烦
1467
01:09:57,766 --> 01:10:00,166
但我希望我爸像你
1468
01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:01,900
会照顾我
1469
01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:04,133
就算我心情不好也会逗我开心
1470
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:07,833
不只想到自己也会想到我
1471
01:10:08,166 --> 01:10:11,966
如果你要找工作，我雇你当我爸好了
1472
01:10:12,133 --> 01:10:15,700
的确，这工作并不轻松，但薪水很高
1473
01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:19,466
工时符合劳基法别担心
1474
01:10:19,466 --> 01:10:20,633
雷米，你在哪？
1475
01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:21,933
马上来
1476
01:10:22,366 --> 01:10:23,433
告诉我你在哪？
1477
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,933
厕所啦，马上出来
1478
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,700
你看，我就说你很烦啊
1479
01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:33,266
我该走了，生日快乐
1480
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,966
好啦，直播结束
1481
01:10:40,966 --> 01:10:43,600
希望你有个开心的夜晚
1482
01:10:43,933 --> 01:10:46,766
法兰克，做个总结吧？
1483
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,233
这是我最后一个生日
因为我明天就死了
1484
01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:51,700
我不知道该怎么办
1485
01:10:51,933 --> 01:10:52,500
给你
1486
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:53,466
谢谢
1487
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:56,200
喝快点，明天要早起
1488
01:10:56,433 --> 01:10:57,400
喝完就去睡
1489
01:11:00,933 --> 01:11:03,200
我快饿死了
1490
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,400
要吃杯子蛋糕吗
1491
01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,800
不必了，我没很饿
1492
01:11:08,966 --> 01:11:10,333
这什么声音？
1493
01:11:12,533 --> 01:11:13,600
什么鬼？
1494
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,100
外面还有人吗？
1495
01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:16,066
不会吧
1496
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,933
啊！我的摄影机
1497
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,600
快点，我的摄影机！
1498
01:11:32,033 --> 01:11:34,766
太、好、笑、了！
1499
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,966
法兰克，他是天外奇蹟的老先生
1500
01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:39,800
真的，真的是！
1501
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,266
我要找肖德夫妇！
1502
01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:45,300
把他放下来
1503
01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:48,366
我要找肖德夫妇
1504
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:51,200
住手！蠢事干够了吧！别笑了！
1505
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,766
法兰克，出问题了
1506
01:11:52,766 --> 01:11:54,533
又有问题，什么问题？
1507
01:11:54,533 --> 01:11:56,166
靠，好像天外奇蹟喔！
1508
01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:57,433
法兰克
1509
01:11:57,433 --> 01:12:00,233
这是怎样啦？
1510
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,500
把他抓住！别笑了快把气球射破
1511
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:04,700
丢石头！
1512
01:12:10,433 --> 01:12:12,300
雷米，快瞄准！
1513
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:15,133
这是我拍过最离谱的事
1514
01:12:15,133 --> 01:12:17,600
点阅率一定会破百万
1515
01:12:18,066 --> 01:12:20,433
怎么一直闪？啊，没电了
1516
01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:26,300
一切又回到原点
1517
01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:28,133
最后什么都不知道
1518
01:12:28,133 --> 01:12:31,600
我可不认为，我觉得学到了很多
1519
01:12:32,433 --> 01:12:34,566
你不是世上唯一没有父爱的人
1520
01:12:35,766 --> 01:12:38,866
或许吧，但孩子去哪了？
1521
01:12:38,866 --> 01:12:40,466
我知道了！
1522
01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:42,133
什么
1523
01:12:42,133 --> 01:12:43,033
就咕噜啊
1524
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:45,333
刚刚我不知道咕噜是谁
1525
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:49,666
就是魔戒里那个丑八怪
1526
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:50,566
阿盖
1527
01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:50,933
怎样？
1528
01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,166
你回办公室
1529
01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:54,933
照我说的做，快去
1530
01:13:00,766 --> 01:13:02,533
吼，这些年轻人超没礼貌
1531
01:13:02,533 --> 01:13:04,100
连小孩子的画都给毁掉
1532
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:07,066
干！那不是小孩子画的啦！
1533
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,533
抱歉罗
1534
01:13:12,533 --> 01:13:14,100
好，他们说要早起
1535
01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:19,133
你们知道为什么吗？应该不是要打扫
1536
01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:20,700
等等…
1537
01:13:30,166 --> 01:13:31,533
你在找什么？
1538
01:13:32,766 --> 01:13:34,233
我应该知道他们去哪了
1539
01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:35,733
法兰克！
1540
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,700
法兰克！
1541
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,100
法兰克，是我啦
1542
01:13:44,433 --> 01:13:47,433
早起好痛苦，头痛死了但没关系
1543
01:13:47,433 --> 01:13:50,100
好消息，我找到洗墙壁的东西了
1544
01:13:54,966 --> 01:13:57,666
我的老天啊
肖德先生，肖德太太，你们回来了
1545
01:13:57,666 --> 01:14:00,433
发生了好夸张的事
你们绝对不会相信
1546
01:14:00,466 --> 01:14:03,433
绿色和平组织的人竟然武装入侵…
1547
01:14:03,433 --> 01:14:05,866
把东西都弄坏了，我们看到录影了
1548
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:09,633
肖德先生
1549
01:14:09,633 --> 01:14:11,366
这不是我们的错
1550
01:14:11,366 --> 01:14:12,866
我们尽力保护了
1551
01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:15,833
比如说你的盘子，法兰克说很重要
1552
01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:16,900
所以我们抢救下来了
1553
01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:30,733
抱歉
1554
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,700
这拳是替我爸打的
1555
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:38,866
靠…
1556
01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:42,066
住手，放开我，我什么都不会说
1557
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:45,066
好啦，是法兰克要我们做的
1558
01:14:45,533 --> 01:14:46,700
我发誓，放开我
1559
01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:54,066
雷米加油！雷米加油！
1560
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:23,666
你好
1561
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:27,066
早啊
1562
01:15:29,666 --> 01:15:30,466
回来啦？
1563
01:15:30,466 --> 01:15:32,066
我以为你六点才回来
1564
01:15:33,266 --> 01:15:35,000
颁奖典礼还顺利吗？
1565
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:45,066
你刚到…还是有先回家一趟？
1566
01:15:48,633 --> 01:15:50,933
肖德先生，事情不是你想的那样
1567
01:15:50,933 --> 01:15:53,466
绿色和平组织的人来…
1568
01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:57,200
好啦，也许有点像你想的那样，但…
1569
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:58,366
闭嘴
1570
01:15:59,766 --> 01:16:03,200
我答应我老婆不揍你，你可别惹我
1571
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,566
这才是足球赛嘛…
1572
01:16:09,433 --> 01:16:10,933
我忘了买热狗
1573
01:16:13,633 --> 01:16:14,266
马克…
1574
01:16:14,266 --> 01:16:15,866
叫我肖德先生！
1575
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,533
我可不是为了你来…他们才是
1576
01:16:21,166 --> 01:16:22,966
我说服他们不准在球场逮捕你
1577
01:16:22,966 --> 01:16:24,866
我不想毁了我儿子的决赛
1578
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:26,533
他们在等你
1579
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,033
我的吉普车：八万五千欧
1580
01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:41,433
史坦威钢琴：两万四千欧
1581
01:16:41,433 --> 01:16:44,100
22瓶老酒，一件衬衫
1582
01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:47,266
还不算失去盘子跟鹦鹉的精神损失
1583
01:16:47,466 --> 01:16:48,500
相信我，你完了！
1584
01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,000
所以王八蛋你听好了…
1585
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,400
不，是你听好了！
1586
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:56,133
我们或许把你家搞砸了
1587
01:16:56,366 --> 01:16:58,666
但因为我们，雷米很开心
1588
01:16:58,666 --> 01:17:01,066
没有我们，你今天根本不会来
1589
01:17:02,266 --> 01:17:04,433
总之，我没钱赔你啦
1590
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,433
还有一件事
1591
01:17:13,766 --> 01:17:15,933
星期一别来上班了
1592
01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:39,633
他说什么？
1593
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,433
他叫我星期一别去上班了
1594
01:17:42,966 --> 01:17:44,233
他放你假啊？
1595
01:17:44,366 --> 01:17:46,766
好赞喔！我要是跷班就死定了
1596
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:00,466
少年仔
1597
01:18:00,866 --> 01:18:02,266
可以帮我签名吗？
1598
01:18:02,266 --> 01:18:03,266
爸爸！
1599
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,933
你有看到我进球吗？
1600
01:18:06,933 --> 01:18:08,800
当然有啊，超强！
1601
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:10,966
而且你们的对手也很强
1602
01:18:10,966 --> 01:18:12,633
妈妈，你有看到吗？
1603
01:18:12,633 --> 01:18:13,900
当然有啊！
1604
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,433
我们走吧
1605
01:18:22,066 --> 01:18:23,533
该走了
1606
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,733
很高兴认识你，我们有事得聊聊
1607
01:18:33,866 --> 01:18:35,600
等等，给我一分钟
1608
01:18:38,433 --> 01:18:40,133
昨晚的事，我永远不会忘记
1609
01:18:51,133 --> 01:18:51,633
别跑！
1610
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,366
靠，我惨了！
1611
01:19:22,033 --> 01:19:24,133
这是我
1612
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,633
法兰克阿莫
1613
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:29,700
画里很帅，本人更帅
1614
01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:32,733
今天我实现了梦想
1615
01:19:32,766 --> 01:19:35,700
因为我的编辑超积极
1616
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:36,366
给你，不客气，掰掰
1617
01:19:36,366 --> 01:19:37,233
你好
1618
01:19:38,166 --> 01:19:38,933
你好
1619
01:19:39,666 --> 01:19:40,633
人好多喔
1620
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:42,600
对，快签
1621
01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:44,866
你叫什么名字？
1622
01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:47,933
雷米，该走了，快迟到了
1623
01:19:49,933 --> 01:19:51,200
掰啦，法兰克
1624
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,300
掰，踢球顺利
1625
01:19:52,300 --> 01:19:53,266
掰
1626
01:19:57,833 --> 01:19:58,533
谢谢
1627
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:01,566
不客气，再见
1628
01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:06,699
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