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A young introverted man deceives his loneliness by filming a couple loving

other. A fiction that has no eyes in its pocket.

Right now.

Well, it

doesn't

matter. We might get a bit more privacy.

I am.

Are we?

I love it.

Oh,

it's great.

It's great.

Oh,

it's numb.

Take it.

Oh.

No.

Yes,

but look.

It's a pig's thigh.

It's disgusting.

Why did we come here?

Spray.

I'm 20 years old, I live in Edinburgh, Paris 17th, and I welcome you to

my site.

I love you.

I love the way you look.

I love your sexy sex.

You excite me.

Why don't you come to see me?

You know my voice or my caresses.

More toast?

No, thanks.

Sugar.

Where do we get the sugar? Here.

Thank you.

Tea?

Yes.

Two minutes.

She's a rancor.

I'm going to work.

Don't you ask me what I'm doing?

I'm a waiter every day from 7 p .m. to 2 p .m. except on Sundays.

That's all.

Oh!

What are you filming?

I'm filming myself.

You? You're filming yourself?

Hi everybody.

Yes,

a little.

On va devoir quand même cohabiter six semaines ensemble tant que la part de

fonction de James se libère.

Bon, je dois y aller.

Hmm?

J 'ai une bonne bouteille. Tu viens boire un coup qu 'on fasse connaissance?

I don't want to drink alone.

I'm going to have dinner. I'm going to eat.

Here.

Taste this.

Yours.

It works.

What are you filming?

Me.

It's completely narcissistic, that.

Hi,

girls.

I don't know.

Liam, do me a favor.

Give me just a sip of this wine.

So?

Hmm?

I'm thirsty.

In the future, a little sip every day. You'll see.

I'm going to do something totally incorrect, I'm aware of it, but I can't

it.

It's quite abstract to know that.

How many of you have seen this?

I was wondering if I could help Liam.

He's a strange boy, he's like a recluse.

Yann! I made some cakes for you. They're ready.

Are you coming?

To keep the hat.

What do you like?

Why are you... What?

Why are you in trouble with James?

Is that what you want to know?

Well... It's... It's a big question.

Why are we with someone, in your opinion?

Me neither, I don't know.

It was a bit like that.

We were in a party.

He didn't stop talking.

About everything, about nothing, about his car, his desire to travel.

Well, in my opinion, above all, he got ahead of himself.

And then it happened.

It was strange.

It was all of a sudden, in the middle of a sentence, and it disarmed me.

And the moment after, I ate your mouth.

It surprised me myself.

Yes.

I've always wanted a guy.

A man who's a little cool.

A guy who takes me fast.

It traps your thing. We talk and everyone benefits.

And you?

Do you have a little friend?

Mais tu en as déjà une?

Je vois personne.

Personne, personne.

Je ne veux pas me mélanger.

Qu 'est -ce que tu fais de tes journées, alors?

Je m 'occupe de mon site et je fais du babysitting.

Et tes parents, tu les vois toujours?

Yes.

And what are they doing?

They're businessmen.

They have a bar taba in the 14th.

Don't they worry about seeing you like that?

How?

Well, alone.

No.

You'd better spend the other 80 days.

On y passe tous, j 'ai pas raison, Tico.

I don't care.

J 'avais pas vu qu 'elle avait des poches.

Et où?

Sous les patines.

Pilu, pilu, pilu.

Pas de bébé.

He's going to be good sometimes.

That was delicious.

Yes.

I am, without doubt, the best cook in the world.

Yes.

Say it again.

You are the best cook in the world.

Yes.

Slowly.

Gently, gently.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

I'm going to speak.

Monsieur Couliblon, tu finis la bouteille.

Moi, jamais.

Pas d 'alcool, pas de cuisine, pas de femme, un bordel, un peu de vie.

I'm a dog. I'm

a

dog.

Est -ce que ça fait partie de l 'attirance sexuelle de vous chercher

Euh, ouais.

Euh, ouais.

C 'est tout?

Tu veux savoir autre chose?

Enfin, si.

Je voudrais savoir ce qui est excitant.

C 'est un jeu. On commence par les trucs basiques qui nous font rire. Des trucs

chauds à la con aussi.

Voilà le set joyeux.

Il s 'est balé.

Sa peau aussi.

Son odeur.

La petite lumière qui brille dans ses yeux.

La chaleur de son sexe.

C 'est comme voyager dans un pays inconnu.

Une femme, c 'est comme une plage.

On commence par les doigts de pied.

Et le dessert, c 'est l 'abricot.

Wow!

T 'as jamais reçu une caresse?

T 'as des frissons?

Et une langue dans l 'oreille.

T 'imagines une langue dans l 'oreille, Liam?

T 'as la chair de poule.

Tu verras le jour où tu commenceras.

A leçon insatiable.

Elle en veut toujours plus.

Il n 'y a que quand je l 'étouffe avec un oreiller que je la paie.

Je lui écrase l 'oreiller sur la bouche en lui disant, ferme ta gueule et ouvre

autre chose.

Et elle, elle s 'excite toute seule sous l 'oreiller pendant que je la baisse.

Whatever makes her happy.

I don't know, within the couple.

You can go in.

I don't know, with your friend.

There are quite a few possible combinations.

It can give you ideas.

What do you say, Liam and me?

De toute façon, c 'est bien ça que tu veux arriver avec ta caméra, non?

Même si tu ne le sais pas encore.

Even if you won't admit it to yourself.

Filmez cette image -là.

Quelle image?

Oui, oui, oui, dis -moi le contraire.

Tu réponds pas là.

Un petit peu de cul sur ton site.

You're going to have to get it.

We'll be right back.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I love you too.

I want to ask you to describe the smell of the little girl.

How lucky you are, man. I'm kidding, she's lucky.

Tell me, why did we do it three times? We did it four times.

No,

I want to tell you, she ran away in your room.

Is it okay, Liam?

Is it really okay?

How did you get out of it?

I don't recognize you anymore.

If you need me, I'm ready to talk to you.

What did you say?

I'm afraid to be a man.

When I'm a woman, it's anguish on me. Yes.

I'm afraid to be a woman.

I'm afraid to be a woman.

We hate our details, piece by piece.

Do you like it if I'm a servant?

I don't have a project yet.

I'm waiting.

Avant, j 'étais plutôt réservée comme fille.

J 'en ai pas l 'air, hein.

C 'est vrai.

J 'ai passé des années, enfant, même ado.

Fermé ma gueule, à me taire vraiment.

J 'étais comme toi.

Sans caméra.

Tu comprends tout, toi.

Ou tu t 'en fous.

Tu fais oui, tu ponctues, en fait.

What does that mean?

Why does it interest you?

You want to annoy the Internet, don't you?

Being a guy is like a flash when you're having fun.

You go up to him, you don't pay attention to the bodies, you fall apart.

Essayer de partir dans ta tête alors qu 'il est en toi.

Jouir ou rater ça, se resaper, bye bye.

Et vous faites ça souvent?

Oui, ça m 'arrive, oui.

Et quand vous l 'avez fait, ça va mieux?

Pas vraiment, non.

Comme une clope en fin de journée.

He doesn't exist, but there's nothing new.

Does he have an opinion?

Does he know that I'm like this?

He won't change me.

I'm sorry, I'm going to go to bed.

Oh, look, it's just some tickets we're talking about here, but you could have

done something about them.

But you don't do anything all day.

I'm just talking to you. Will you talk to me?

Why can't you just be honest and say you don't want to do it?

Liam, if you don't turn that thing off, I swear I'll break it.

Go away with me. I live a romantic adventure together to the ends of the

just the two of us, a fortnight. Come on, I can tell you don't want to do it.

Bollocks! Well, for God's sake, why haven't you done anything about it then?

I thought you'd done the same thing at all.

Yes, I did.

Come on, Alison.

Look, why don't you ask yourself why I'm really pissing you off?

Then you might still get some power.

I don't know.

I don't know. For me,

it's like that.

Mais t 'as envie que des choses t 'arrivent.

Je sais pas.

Oui, tu sais rien.

Oui.

T 'es passif.

T 'es passif, paresseux et crasseux. Voilà ce que t 'es.

Tu as peur aussi, j 'ai pas raison.

Mais t 'es pourtant pas né avec cette putain de caméra.

Non, j 'avais une loupe.

Une loupe.

Anouk?

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Well, how many people?

Oh, Mark, can you call the shippers this afternoon?

Right. Yeah. Oh, Mark, do I go for two cases?

Go for three. I think he's right. Go for three.

OK, see you.

Yep.

Hello, how are you?

Good.

Yeah, yeah, I'll wait, I'll wait.

What are you seeing?

A girl in a dress.

Is it interesting to film that?

I'm trying to sleep with you.

I'd like to know what this place

is. What are you asking?

What? The details of the unknown?

I don't know about the details, but it must only mean that I need to please.

It calms me down in some way.

You live alone.

Don't try to look at others. Me too.

It's not easy.

But you're not always at the same level, but you're not the same.

And all these men who penetrate you,

do they do it the same way, or is it different with each one?

It's as if they were the same.

I like what they are, because it's just what I need to go on my diet.

The archipelago.

With the other women, it's more brutal.

It's a more brutal response.

I can give up completely.

Not with them.

Yeah. Yes.

On Friday, okay.

Bonsoir. Qui tu es?

Il y a quelqu 'un?

Bon.

Could it be James, the boyfriend?

I'd like to say something.

I don't know what, but I'd like to say something.

God, I've got a belly.

I'm getting old.

Ah.

I know.

I like a drink, and I like a fuck.

I've got my own little motto, actually.

Fuck as much as you can today, you'll have less to cry about tomorrow.

Cheers.

Yeah, Alison isn't exactly under my thumb as far as sex goes.

So I'm not everything to her.

Well, well, well.

I learned a few things today.

In the past, you see, I've gone out with girls who are a bit tight -arsed.

Oh.

Understanding, cultured, but full of plans for the future. It took me years

realise they bored the tits off me.

The thing about Alison is that...

Well, you're alive.

There's an energy about it.

It keeps you on your toes.

Attention! Voilà le fouineur.

Je ne suis pas fouineur.

Avec ton petit air de ne pas y toucher.

Si tu crois que je ne te vois pas, moi aussi je vois. J 'ai des yeux.

Il n 'y a pas que toi qui a cette petite particularité.

Contrairement à ma femme, je ne suis pas aveugle, moi.

C 'est la première fois que vous dites ma femme en parlant d 'Alison. Pourquoi

votre avis?

Ta gueule.

T 'en découvre des choses avec ta camarade.

C 'est un bon outil pour fouiller l 'intimité des gens.

Ça fait des petites questions innocentes.

T 'es un petit malin, Liam.

Vous allez sur les sites?

C 'est ouvert à tout le monde, non?

Qu 'est -ce que tu crois que tu peux extraire de moi? Un sou de vérité?

Tu ne me fais pas peur.

Ta camarade ne me fait pas peur.

Par contre, j 'apprends des choses.

Thanks to this machine, I may know it better.

Yep, yep. Two minutes.

Three?

Yeah.

Shit. What are you looking for?

Something.

It's okay, I'll look for it later. I don't have time now.

I have to go.

I wonder if you're going to be able to film now.

Tu te réveilles ou tu rêves d 'un ami?

Do you know, I've realised something.

Alison doesn't talk to me about the other men.

On the few occasions when I've tried to broach the subject, she's wriggled out

of it. I know I'm not the best person to talk to her about it, but... And

I, you know, I condone it.

Somehow it seems to work for me too.

She's the same as me. She doesn't look at me when we make love.

Oh, at first.

God, at first.

It's true.

It was a real turn -on that she did it with other men.

She's like an ever -opening flower to them.

I thought, my God, this girl's got an appetite.

But now, I don't know.

Maybe I want a bit more of her for myself.

I feel like I'm forcing myself to... She

baffles me. I mean...

No, she intrigues me.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Peace.

When I make love, I'm in my shell.

I don't see anyone.

I'm waiting for your orgasm.

You know, I happen to have several in a row.

Four, five, six.

It depends.

Do you know what makes me happy?

The pillow.

I always get up to put my head under a pillow.

No matter where.

I have to hide somewhere.

I need that to disappear.

James thinks it's a game between us.

It came to me from...

C 'est un des premiers types avec qui je couchais.

Il était marié.

Il était dans une chambre de mode, chez lui.

Et il m 'aurait peur que la femme arrive.

Il arrêtait pas de me répéter, chut, chut.

Je trouvais ça grotesque.

J 'étais prise d 'un fou rire incontrôlable.

Il arrivait plus bandit à manger.

Et de rage, il a pris un oreiller.

He stuck it on my mouth.

I panicked for a moment. I couldn't breathe.

He kept me under pressure, of course.

All of a sudden... I heard something.

I felt it move in me.

I couldn't see it anymore.

Everything became a mystery.

What do you want to feel?

What do you want to touch?

What do you want to taste?

Come here, come here.

It's a strange feeling.

It's getting closer to me.

More and more.

It's worrying.

Did I mix up?

Is she better than me? Who am I?

So...

What's it like to see a cat for the first time in your life?

Have you ever seen one? No.

Really?

What do you like about sex?

About sex?

Why does it upset you so much?

I'm a man.

Mm -hmm.

It's funny to be a pussy, isn't it?

I'll do it with you.

It doesn't bother me.

Oh, liar!

Who would you do that to?

To me.

To me, exactly.

Maybe I'm wrong.

No, obviously not.

You don't know what you're missing.

You masturbate, at least.

No.

Review your theories and move on to practical work.

Léon.

Yes?

Thank you for reading and signing for practical work.

You're a good guy.

Tu m 'excuses?

Je vais la rejoindre.

Elle m 'a invité au resto ce soir.

Tu me coûtes cher.

Their toothbrushes are no longer in the same glass.

He is worried.

He puts the nervousness on his foot cream.

It can take you almost an hour.

Appearance of a new product to mask the gray hair in the front.

Not modern.

Ah, I forgot.

He often comes back with feathers.

Pas les bonnes fleurs, les fleurs des champs, celles qui s 'ennuient.

Non. Lui, il prend des fleurs qui sont censées symboliser son amour.

Des fleurs un peu grandiloquentes, qui pèsent en sentiments, qui culpabilisent.

Elle, elle en oublie de changer l 'eau.

Il a été saisi de l 'envie répressive depuis longtemps.

Elle,

She has a sweet bulimic phase.

She is able to swallow four of these things afterwards.

She smokes more than ever.

And above all, she is more silent.

Can I contaminate someone?

I am the reporter day by day in a couple in decomposition.

I have to assume it.

No, man.

I know

she's

living away from me.

I can feel it.

I try to talk to her about it, but it doesn't work.

All I do is get on her nerves.

And I don't like the things I say.

I reckon I'm last in the queue for Alison's heart now.

And yet, the more I see of her, the more attached I get to her.

You know, I notice things now that I never noticed before.

There's a little blue vein on her upper lip.

And there's an incredible roll to her hips when she moves.

I think I'm falling in love for the first time in my life.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it myself.

You know, I want to hold her against me, tight, tight against me, against my

heart, and stay like that forever and ever.

I missed her last night.

I really did. I love her smell.

I have to smell her all the time.

And that's never happened to me before.

I smell her, and I have to smell her again straight away. But that's not

Not nearly.

I don't want to sleep.

I'm tired.

I'm going to do a system on my head.

She's about to dig a knee.

Finalement, ils ne vont pas prendre ensemble cet appartement où ils devaient

vivre.

James va y habiter seul, même si le chantier n 'est pas fini.

Alison, elle part demain soir.

À mon contact et sous mes yeux, leur couple s 'est défait.

I have to admit defeat.

Oh, God.

I'm sad, but at the same time, I understand. I wanted to be

free. I don't want to impose anything on her.

Certainly not myself.

I never saw her, never really looked at her until I discovered her on a computer

screen.

And then... Ah, she was right.

Living with Liam's been a strange experience.

Certainly not dull.

I feel... How shall I put it?

Older and... Yes, older.

Thank you.