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21 is
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is rer is
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rer this is one hell of a way to spend
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Christmas sir secure the sidewalk no one
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in out yes
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sir
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got a present for
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you damn you let the TR go damn you re
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to CH
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go
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don't even think it Slater you hear me
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you're going to sit and wait for the
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rear hostage
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negotiator God damn it Jack I'm talking
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to you the last time you pull this ja JB
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pop antique out of [ __ ] people last body
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part now you go in there and it's your
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badge Jack I know as mayor of the St
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Metropolis you and I have had a little T
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but this is the lieutenant governor
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here's what I the governor gets you and
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call me slers attemped the do not let
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him in repeat do not let him in piece of
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cake hey you want to be a farmer here's
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a couple of
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DEA the next one I'll
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hurt check fire there's an officer in
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the building I say again there's a plain
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closed officer in the
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building Jack we C
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you Andy here's been getting
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nervous I promised him you'd
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come gave my word of Honor he could
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watch you
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die lose the
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cannon has he heard you
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Andrew hurt Jack you say
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hurt what do you know about hurt Jack
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you put me in a cage for 10 years you
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should have gotten the death penalty
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yeah would have should have could have
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yeah yeah yeah right things crawling
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around on your head sitting on my chest
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when I wake up you know what that's like
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Jack it was your illegal search that
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rendered the bloody axe inadmissible
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remember
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Jack now lose the
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gun all right I'm unarmed let the boy go
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just one gun Jack you got to be
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kidding is that all sport yep that about
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does it then step
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away Chop
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Chop oh unless uh you consider this a
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weapon brilliant Jack brilliant I
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Surrender live grenade yeah right jack
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right right you're going to sacrifice
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your own child to get to me I'm very
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flattered Jack but I doubt
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it Andy pick up the
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grenade come
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on show it to me that's good
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there Jack that toy can't hurt the
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boy but this one
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can
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Fus hey come on
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hey people are trying to
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right the film is out of
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focus the film is out of never mind
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Nick
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Nick Nick you
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okay the climax is on the
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fridge I never used to do that thing
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it's okay I've seen this Slater six
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times I just got
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worried you know the new Jack Slater
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opens this weekend at the auds like I
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didn't know that they killed his second
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cousin big
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mistake Jack Slater 4 well I'm checking
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the print tonight midnight there my
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sh I uh
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I could arrange for you to gain
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admittance that is you know that sort of
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thing appeals to me see before it
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opens who do I have to kill nobody all
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you have to do is to get to school you
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know if you hurry you're only going to
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be 4 hours
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late
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treachery conspiracy sex sword fights
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Madness ghosts and in the end everybody
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dies Shakespeare's Hamlet couldn't be
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excited and though it may seem that he
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is incapable of taking any action he is
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in in fact one of the first action
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heroes what you are going to see is a
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scene from the film by Lawrence Olivier
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some of you might have seen him in the
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commercial or as Zeus in Clash of the
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Titans how bom Black
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Angel all yet we
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will now he's
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pray and now I'll do
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it and so he goes to
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heaven
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the same villain sent to
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him hey
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clonus you killed my
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father big
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mistake something is r in the state of
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Denmark and Hamlet is taking out the
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stay thy hand Fair prince who said I'm
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Fair no one's going to tell this sweet
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prince good
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night to
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be or not to
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be not to
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the whole
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morning it
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wasn't no I said he wasn't he wasn't at
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school today he's sick as a lamb we're
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going Regale me the story of your life
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starting this morning 8:30 for period
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American history and make this really
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good I mean something along the lines of
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I cut so I could donate a
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kidney you were at the movies again
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weren't you and that crazy old gu's an
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accessory ni not crazy oh damn it
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Danny you know I'm in there lying to a
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principal me a a charter member of the
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PTA and what for so you can go to the
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movies sorry I didn't choose any of this
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I didn't choose it I didn't say hey what
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the hell let me see what it be like to
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be a widow before I'm 40 give that a
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what give me a
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hug cut again let me hear the p word on
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that promise all right
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Jesus get to
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work lock the top lock the minute I
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close the door okay open this
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door she called her mother in and
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they're trying to do something to yeah
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Cal bugs I can't wait to see the new
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continue to be a big problem come here
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often tra run Li for one reason
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what you eating nothing
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maggots
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it do
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yourself tough
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guy do
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it I'll make it easier for
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you go
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it what is it with you you got Junk no
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jewy no VCR a [ __ ] TV that'll get me 20
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bucks go fishing
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go remember
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now your mom says you to go straight
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home she'll be there when the shift is
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over if we find the guy I'll give you a
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Nick
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on I about gave up on you
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sorry
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well what do you think well I've never
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seen anything like
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it it's not too tight is it no no it's
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it's the
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style I always wanted to be a magician
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my hands he too
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tiny
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my father he he was a bookkeeper here
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and he got me my first job
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Usher we're still a woodwi house then I
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work myself up to projectionist it's not
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much
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but still show
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biz so uh is the pre to roll oh just a
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minute young man aren't we forgetting
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something a ticket
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well you got to have a ticket tny to see
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a movie I know I got just the
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one see when I was about your age Harry
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Houdini played this theater and my pop
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took me backstage to see him after the
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show and he made a gesture who did he
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did like this and all of a sudden
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this was in his hand and he said to me
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he whispered he said this is a magic
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ticket it was given to me by the best
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magician in India and it was given to
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him by the best magician in Tibet it's a
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passport to another world it was mine
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and now it's
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yours and now it's
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yours what's it do
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Nick I never had the courage to find out
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had the ticket for years and I wanted to
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try but uh I guess I was afraid it
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wouldn't work he was your age de he was
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like a god to me what if he was
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faking then
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again what if it did
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work yeah well what if it
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Didi said something El to me he said
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this ticket is wi of its own
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it
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does what it wants to
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do and that always made me just a little
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idy well I guess there's only one way to
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find out then
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right please retain your stub
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sir shall we see if Mr Slater wins this
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time Jack Slater can't lose never has
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never
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oh Frank
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Frank Franky why you keep on with the
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insults I would never insult you Mr fali
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when you
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lie that's a son I know you're Jack
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Slater's favorite second cin in the
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whole world you all the time talk to
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each other I got to know what Slater
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knows and you are going to tell
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me does he know that my M and toell M
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have just signed a secret pack to
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control to control all the drugs in
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California uh we mostly talk muzzle
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velocities
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guns
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meet Mr
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Benedict a genuine article and you
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better believe it sometimes he likes to
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pay while he's shooting
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people what I'm saying is Mr bentic can
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take you out as easy as cake hi you
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Sicilian
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the
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man
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is a
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certain you want me to make
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him operate on
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you I swear I don't
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know come for this place huh
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but uh they
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is he B he actually believes me and old
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Manelli are banding
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together Beauty part is nobody knows
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different not the laughter the funeral
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and everybody
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knows everybody knows
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only
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Alby is number
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one you are going to pay who are you
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going to
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pay are you sure this is the right
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address this don't look like no crack
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house to me what do you want 60 guys
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dancing on the lawn throwing cocaine at
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each other just kick the
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door
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what's up guys quiet this is a drug bust
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drug
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bust must be choking my second cousin
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Frank lives in there the only drugs
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you'll find in there are
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aspirin if you touch the front door
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you're going to need them maybe there's
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been a mistake we received an anonymous
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tip
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Frank
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Frank
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Frank
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Frank
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Frank
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Jack listen to me what did this listen
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to me this is
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important Tony
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Vali and the Terell
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mob but joining
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forces I'm out of
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here
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Frank
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Frank sorry
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Frank
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he's okay minor W both cops
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dead two days to
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detman
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the
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TV
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it's um
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this
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oh
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who the hell are you don't shoot me I'm
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dny mad again I'm a
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kid what did you get here I'm not quite
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sure we're here iser but I don't think
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you want to know okay close your eyes
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stay flat and don't
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move you're try me with no
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hands think it's EAS to practice a lot
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and never ever do it in heavy
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traffic I that guy cone of
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phas wait a minute the bad puns The
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Voice the Hard Rock this is happening
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this is really
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happening
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this is not happen repeat this is not
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happen
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yeah
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w
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i b it sorry the thought I was going to
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die oh I'm sorry to disappoint you but
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you're going to lift to enjoy all the
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Glorious fruits life is to offer acne
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shaving premature ejaculation and your
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first
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[Music]
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divorce
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this s
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what this is a movie
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set this is a movie set that's how the
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scenery changed
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right
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you going to play chicken aren't you
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just like Jack
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Slater Fasto
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please your
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fingers close as many as you
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can
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a
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[Music]
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I'm in the
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movie holy cow I'm in the
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movie Nick boutini wasn't
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faking
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Jack did you see
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that
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I was just in a real police station and
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this is much
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nicer hey Slater it's your ex-wife on
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two you stay she's always calling me
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hello sweee how are you it's a nice to
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hear your
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voice you're part up with water I'll
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give your part
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Serge mhm
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that is right
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uhhuh no just as you
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say yep
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uhhuh your team up with the rabbi
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B yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uhhuh
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uh-huh mhm yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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uhhuh out do your the carnegi hall
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practice John practice y so what are you
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doing away from
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Washington you don't think something
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strange is going on between them this
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top secret I Know M is truning forces
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with damn it Jack how do you do that
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well I'm not parked behind the desk all
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day eating those donuts those the
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government Donuts my friend it's not
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easy work I got to call
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DC good for
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you what you
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Jack he killed
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Mozart in the movie aladas who won
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Oscars when saved his life in N to make
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sure to be on the lookout thanks now no
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more
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movies
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ler I got the Senate council join my
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eggs off for that plane you crashing I
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got the mayor sched parades up my
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leaking tunnel for that stunt you put on
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the beach everybody want to know what it
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is where it is where it we be do I make
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myself clear I'm just doing my job you
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giv this department the worst reputation
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in the country now I get the cham of
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cers doing cut Wheels in my cocoa
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Factory R you're pulling Duty with the
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animated cat I
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am I'm getting a flea band later join me
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you touch me again for ball and I'll
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kill you I can prove this is a movie you
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sh who the hell are you kid look out
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there this is cartoon
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cat he's supposed to be back on duty he
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was only suspended for a month now shut
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up listen to what I'm saying an animated
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cat just walked into the squad room
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hello he'll do it again tomorrow so
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what's your point that cat is one of the
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best men I got yeah now who is this TW
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and where is that smile on his face I
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just love the way you two fight knowing
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how you really feel about each other
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pray tail just have do I feel about this
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weird looking psych of puppy poo your
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dearest friends after your wife left you
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for the circus Mission and Jack told
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everyone he drove over to no England to
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the dip theia clck when he came back he
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said you saved me from public
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humiliation Jack you're my dearest
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friend and you promised me you wouldn't
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D I didn't well then how did he know
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Jack Slater won what's winning got to do
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with this no the very first Jack sler
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you told your dad I didn't tell anyone I
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don't even know this
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kid he seem to know a lot about
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us no such number no such name the state
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of New York's never heard of you Mr
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manigan what's your real name Danny mad
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where you really from 35 you get a
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car they fell off a walkover Bridge
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slipped into your car he saved my
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life
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Truth at last now where were they after
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you oh my second cousin Frank found out
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some crucial drug information I wouldn't
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put too much faith into what Vivaldi
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told how do you know Frank mentioned
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Vivaldi I know a lot about what's going
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on now if you were just listen all right
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son I got the perfect listener for
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you it's your new
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partner oh
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no better to die
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you're going to love it Jack I mean
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we're perfect buddy movie Material I'll
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teach you to be vulnerable you'll teach
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me to be
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pray hi I'm Jack sl's new partner Jack
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and I will be working together for the
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duration of the
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film you know all right if this was a
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real world I mean that wouldn't make me
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your partner they deci me to a s to
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work here's one tell me how I know they
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tortured Frank and then stashed me his
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friend door because I saw it on screen
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because this is a movie you're very
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clever now the only reason why I'm the
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Roaring that laughter is because someone
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killed my favorite second cousin and
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it's a big big mistake that is what you
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were going to say
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right gee how would I know that no one
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likes a smart
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ass okay then shoot me it's right take
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your gun point it out my head and pull
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the trigger come on do it I will dare
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you you're not going to do it are you
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and you know why because people like you
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don't kill kids in movies because
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believe it or not Jack you're the good
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guy you really believe that your inside
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a movie don't you yes all right I give
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you 10 minutes to prove it then I shoot
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you wait where the schwarzer
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for thums are in the back no action this
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guy's an action star down the center on
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the
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left no it isn't possible what's not
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possible he's fantastic this his best
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performance ever but that was you you
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were in that movie you were in a
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movie yes it was called the girl of my
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dreams it start you as a matter of fact
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we had this very romantic scene
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together what's the phone number of the
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store 555 231 out okay what your home
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number that's okay you can give it to
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him I'm a police officer 555
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3812 amazing I'm will the bet that
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everyone has a 555 number so so
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there can only be
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99,999 numbers that start with 555 how
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many people live in LA 809 million
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aha that's why we have area codes o is
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this your kid this oh no this is a
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mental patient and I'm going to take it
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downtown come
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on okay I got one what about this girl
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right here she is way too attracted to
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be working at a video store I agree with
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you I think should be working with us on
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the C of course look the point is there
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are no unattractive women here I mean
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where are the ordinary everyday
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women they don't exist because this is a
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00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,000
movie no this is
580
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,040
cforia by the way thanks I think it was
581
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,520
really sleet the way you got this girl's
582
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,880
phone
583
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,359
number okay Mr
584
00:40:21,359 --> 00:40:23,440
nonbeliever I'll take you to the house
585
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,359
where your cousin Frank was
586
00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:27,319
tortured
587
00:40:27,319 --> 00:40:29,839
I've seen it on
588
00:40:29,839 --> 00:40:33,040
screen it's kind of like that one except
589
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,480
it's got to be on the other side of the
590
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,119
road cuz it's got no
591
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:41,880
sh listen there's something you don't
592
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,280
understand this ticket is Magic and it
593
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,400
really works any second we're going to
594
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,280
drive right into a
595
00:40:52,359 --> 00:40:55,319
theater maybe I need to warm it up
596
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:59,000
first of course my decoding is to war up
597
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,880
to all the time okay okay the house
598
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,599
looked European like made me get a
599
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,480
postcard from in or
600
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,440
something like that
601
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,960
one in fact just like that one the bad
602
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,920
guys are in
603
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,359
there you know something I think you
604
00:41:17,359 --> 00:41:18,760
should be wearing
605
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,560
this don't think I've earned it yet you
606
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,560
don't understand you just solved the
607
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,920
entire case you just revolutionized the
608
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,079
entire history of police training I mean
609
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:30,160
all these years at the Academy studying
610
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,240
human character sagy of the terrorist
611
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,319
fingerprint analysis all the courses
612
00:41:34,319 --> 00:41:36,000
that I have taken in surveillance
613
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,800
hostage negotiation in criminal
614
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,240
psychology when all I had to do is just
615
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,119
drive around the neighborhood and point
616
00:41:42,119 --> 00:41:43,960
my finger at the house and say the bad
617
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,000
guys ain't
618
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,880
there you think you're funny don't you I
619
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,599
know I am I'm the famous
620
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:54,599
comedian
621
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,240
Scher
622
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,920
[Music]
623
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,480
may I help you yes could I speak to the
624
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,800
drug dealer of the house please I beg
625
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,960
your pardon it's a beautiful day and we
626
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,319
out killing drug dealers at the end in
627
00:42:21,319 --> 00:42:23,520
the
628
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,310
house
629
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:27,400
[Music]
630
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,200
be ready for
631
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:35,040
anything wait where are you going I'll
632
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,760
be back H you didn't know I'm going to
633
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,640
say that did you that's what you always
634
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,960
say I
635
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,160
do everybody keeps waiting for you to
636
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,720
work it in it's kind of like your
637
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,119
calling
638
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,440
card I understand you're interested in
639
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,599
drug dealers yes Jack that's him the the
640
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:57,760
glass
641
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,079
side sir are you a
642
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,079
henchman no I only go as far as
643
00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:06,960
lucky will there be anything else yeah
644
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,079
take off your
645
00:43:08,079 --> 00:43:10,160
sunglasses who's
646
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,119
asking the Tin
647
00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:15,960
Man well Tin Man suppose you hit the
648
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,800
bricks no they're the wrong color are
649
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,920
they oh dear by all means let's change
650
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,520
them would arterial red suit
651
00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:28,079
you
652
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,000
make no mistake they are exceptionally
653
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,280
well
654
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,760
trained I snap my fingers again and
655
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,599
sometime tomorrow you emerge from
656
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:43,559
several Kine
657
00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:46,359
Rector or you and Toto can go back to
658
00:43:46,359 --> 00:43:50,119
the land of O questions
659
00:43:50,119 --> 00:43:52,359
yeah two of
660
00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:55,359
them why am I wasting time when a diam
661
00:43:55,359 --> 00:43:57,760
do puds like you like could doing
662
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,079
something which were
663
00:43:59,079 --> 00:44:01,800
dangerous like rearranging my socks
664
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,960
drawers and two how exactly are you
665
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,319
going to snap your fingers after a rip
666
00:44:07,319 --> 00:44:10,079
off both of your
667
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:19,119
thumbs have a nice
668
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,720
day they want the Bulls are when he was
669
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,160
with his second cousin I hate this boss
670
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,319
he calls him a silan
671
00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:42,730
[Music]
672
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,760
schmunk how did Lady find out will you
673
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,720
tell
674
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:54,599
me I want him to join me but he's nuts
675
00:44:54,599 --> 00:44:57,079
he keeps going after to the bad guys
676
00:44:57,079 --> 00:45:01,200
where's it written I'm a bad guy find
677
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,160
out who talked and have him killed then
678
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,640
slay
679
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,839
them hey what's with
680
00:45:10,839 --> 00:45:13,200
you we should change the funeral
681
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,280
arrangements are you crazy when I say
682
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:21,440
blood bath there is a blood blood
683
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,240
bath I'm going to find out more about
684
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,880
Slater's short friend
685
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,839
come on Jack that guy's got to be guilty
686
00:45:30,839 --> 00:45:33,559
of something yeah he's guilty of acting
687
00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:34,640
like an
688
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,319
[ __ ] arrest him after to rest half of
689
00:45:37,319 --> 00:45:40,520
Congress why' we park back there K 's
690
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,119
wife is around don't worry she's not her
691
00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:44,480
name wasn't in the
692
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,559
credits
693
00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:50,559
kid who does the doctor treat patients
694
00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:52,280
look at the elbow of my jacket what is
695
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,880
it doing wearing thin
696
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,800
bingo
697
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,400
jeez that was a
698
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,280
stretch wow is this what you drive on
699
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,760
the weekends there my little girl's car
700
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,400
come on knock on the
701
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,359
door I told you your ex-wife's not home
702
00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:15,440
her name wasn't in the
703
00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:23,880
credits Meredith I hope you mean Whitney
704
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:28,680
sorry Whitney you're not skey are
705
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:33,400
you daddy oh
706
00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:36,839
[Music]
707
00:46:36,839 --> 00:46:41,400
my hi I'm ding man and I realized I
708
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,920
haven't had that long of life but I just
709
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,200
want you to know from now on it's all
710
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,280
got to be
711
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,359
down wonderful cute so who's your friend
712
00:46:52,359 --> 00:46:54,800
he's
713
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,800
cute he's not cute he's hopelessly
714
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,599
insane very soon he's going to tell you
715
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:01,680
he loved you and Gone With the Wind this
716
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,440
is her first movie you see now who is
717
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,119
skey oh U it's just the soryy thing dad
718
00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:09,359
what they do is they assign you a
719
00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:11,000
freshman and when he comes to the door
720
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
you kiss him you have to kiss him oh Dad
721
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,800
would you come on okay would you U grab
722
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,280
the phone and if it's for me I'll be
723
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,440
having the shower and less than 1 hour
724
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,440
for
725
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,720
sure
726
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,800
cutie
727
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,040
it's old evidence counterfeit case looks
728
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,520
real doesn't it turns funny colors when
729
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,720
you burn it try using it
730
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,440
phenomenally what's
731
00:47:51,359 --> 00:47:53,760
wrong you don't happen to have a cigar
732
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:54,720
do
733
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,720
you
734
00:48:00,599 --> 00:48:04,160
I'll be back I know I
735
00:48:22,119 --> 00:48:24,200
know
736
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,640
Dad Dad
737
00:48:27,830 --> 00:48:37,650
[Music]
738
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:54,230
[Music]
739
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:57,599
yeah
740
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,599
he would have been your
741
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,480
age I
742
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,839
know the Ripper killed him 3 years ago
743
00:49:09,839 --> 00:49:11,960
pulled him down off the
744
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,559
roof your dad saw everything how did you
745
00:49:15,559 --> 00:49:18,000
know all
746
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,160
then your pop gets in the papers a lot
747
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,520
I'm interested in crime
748
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:29,440
stories key I'll get rid
749
00:49:36,319 --> 00:49:39,640
of hello
750
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:48,839
Toto there there
751
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,159
[Music]
752
00:49:53,359 --> 00:49:57,160
there stop it evening Uncle Jack around
753
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,680
let's just lay us off tracking a lead
754
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,400
[Music]
755
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,680
somewhere Joe would you teach her the
756
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,760
virtue of Silence spray
757
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:12,200
Benedict if you har my hair on her head
758
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,440
stop
759
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:40,960
now I believe it was Sherlock Holmes who
760
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,640
said that if you eliminate all logical
761
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,960
solutions to a problem the illogical
762
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,559
however impossible is invariably
763
00:50:48,559 --> 00:50:51,359
true you see I know that your name is
764
00:50:51,359 --> 00:50:52,640
Daniel
765
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,480
Madigan what I don't understand is how
766
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,960
You Know
767
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,960
M slider show me some mug shots we made
768
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,599
your face
769
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:08,520
easy Daniel Madigan from New York City
770
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,319
awfully long way away from home aren't
771
00:51:10,319 --> 00:51:12,200
you when did you get
772
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,000
here just and how do you know what I
773
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,119
said on Vivaldi's
774
00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:19,319
Terrace I heard a
775
00:51:19,319 --> 00:51:22,319
recording microphones in the statues are
776
00:51:22,319 --> 00:51:26,000
they you wouldn't believe how
777
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,359
and the eye I was
778
00:51:29,359 --> 00:51:32,760
wearing I saw it I saw it in a
779
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,880
movie there are Michael camon statues I
780
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,839
should tell you that I have killed
781
00:51:37,839 --> 00:51:42,880
people smarter and younger than
782
00:51:46,790 --> 00:51:49,040
[Music]
783
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,440
you look whatever this is it's between
784
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,880
you and Slater there's somebody in the
785
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,359
desk take it and leave me and Meredith
786
00:51:58,359 --> 00:52:00,920
Whitney
787
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:08,000
alone holy [ __ ] boss looks like 2K in
788
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,319
here just a
789
00:52:10,319 --> 00:52:13,760
minute give it to
790
00:52:17,839 --> 00:52:21,000
me these bills are marked aren't
791
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,319
they you were trying to sucker me with
792
00:52:24,319 --> 00:52:27,440
marked bills W
793
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,280
you burn
794
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:35,440
it burn it yes burn it don't play games
795
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,839
with grown-ups little boy you get
796
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,240
[Music]
797
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,240
hurt
798
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,340
big
799
00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:20,079
[Music]
800
00:53:20,079 --> 00:53:23,520
mistake that's great isn't it that will
801
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,480
hurt you just a little stupid but you
802
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,640
see free lose the guns or I redecorate
803
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:34,160
in brain matter gray got it
804
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:39,760
yes you kill me and I'll kill
805
00:53:42,290 --> 00:53:44,000
[Music]
806
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,400
him leave it get the
807
00:53:51,550 --> 00:53:54,160
[Music]
808
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,160
door
809
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,980
boss
810
00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:22,849
[Music]
811
00:54:24,079 --> 00:54:25,920
hi
812
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:34,170
[Music]
813
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,520
don't give up your day
814
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:49,530
[Music]
815
00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:55,560
job
816
00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:15,769
[Music]
817
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,440
Jack don't live home without
818
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000
it
819
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,440
where are you
820
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,400
going got to catch the red
821
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:51,039
eye I don't believe this I'm in the
822
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:53,720
moving I'm in the moving I'm missing the
823
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:57,000
best action
824
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,450
touch it let's get the hell out of
825
00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:13,459
[Music]
826
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,740
here go back up the
827
00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:23,150
[Music]
828
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,839
top
829
00:56:25,839 --> 00:56:28,680
next time we get thicker
830
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,110
armor a
831
00:56:31,110 --> 00:56:34,280
[Music]
832
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:50,079
[Music]
833
00:56:50,079 --> 00:56:53,720
tank chicken it
834
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,880
is
835
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,280
this is going to work it's a movie I'm a
836
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,000
good guy this has got to
837
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,440
work I'm a comedy
838
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:17,799
sidekick oh [ __ ] I'm a comedy sidekick
839
00:57:17,799 --> 00:57:20,640
it's not going to
840
00:57:23,799 --> 00:57:26,450
work
841
00:57:26,450 --> 00:57:30,210
[Music]
842
00:57:33,210 --> 00:57:39,469
[Music]
843
00:57:47,559 --> 00:57:51,079
well I think I scared him pretty good he
844
00:57:51,079 --> 00:57:53,799
did great come
845
00:57:53,799 --> 00:57:57,240
on Benedict's got a ticket that's too
846
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,240
bad I want I did for my
847
00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:11,310
[Music]
848
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:20,469
[Music]
849
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,280
collection I told you blanch isn't here
850
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,280
she won't back in 2 hours I know I'm
851
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,640
going to wait
852
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,500
[Music]
853
00:58:35,590 --> 00:58:47,480
[Music]
854
00:58:48,079 --> 00:58:50,420
for
855
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:53,720
[Music]
856
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,720
baby
857
00:58:57,079 --> 00:58:58,160
we'll be right back after this
858
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,640
commercial
859
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,319
announcement if you're looking for a New
860
00:59:01,319 --> 00:59:05,520
Year's car first give me first
861
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,520
i999 here's another one this is a long
862
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,760
bed this is
863
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:26,640
39.99 that give me
864
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:32,460
[Music]
865
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,280
you're traveling through another
866
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,319
dimension my name
867
00:59:43,319 --> 00:59:46,079
isy e y
868
00:59:46,079 --> 00:59:50,520
sir e no i e thank
869
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,640
you
870
01:00:01,410 --> 01:00:04,489
[Music]
871
01:00:23,559 --> 01:00:26,559
we
872
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,599
say
873
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:44,760
this hey grow up just say this one
874
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,720
word this is another one of your movie
875
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,280
proofs
876
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:55,760
maybe kid I don't want to say it say
877
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,839
what you can't you can't possibly say it
878
01:00:59,839 --> 01:01:01,680
because this movie is
879
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:05,559
PG-13 admit it officer Slater the guy
880
01:01:05,559 --> 01:01:07,680
with the missing eye I saw his license
881
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,079
plate good for
882
01:01:12,359 --> 01:01:16,319
you you mean to guy with the class no
883
01:01:16,319 --> 01:01:19,760
when he was running for the car it was
884
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,319
missing it's got
885
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:26,440
words
886
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,920
vengeance
887
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,240
is don't
888
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,680
touch you s the like a take from you
889
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,000
like got the
890
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,960
Cali
891
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:52,359
you take from you you
892
01:01:52,359 --> 01:01:55,200
know the be the be you know you take the
893
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,480
chicken on the B stick you know what
894
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,160
we'll see if this is clear enough give
895
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,520
me your badge and this time you won't
896
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,920
get it
897
01:02:12,279 --> 01:02:15,400
back W your part up with the black and
898
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,880
white digitalization of
899
01:02:23,359 --> 01:02:26,359
H
900
01:02:30,359 --> 01:02:32,960
what are you uh you making some changes
901
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,839
huh why don't you come and work the
902
01:02:34,839 --> 01:02:37,920
funeral with me anyway I I know I
903
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,559
wouldn't miss this one I get Terell
904
01:02:39,559 --> 01:02:41,359
spent a bottle he's got a damn
905
01:02:41,359 --> 01:02:44,400
helicopter circling the building huh a
906
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,200
rooftop funeral service in Long Beach
907
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,559
how's that for
908
01:02:47,559 --> 01:02:51,680
Taste died Leo the fart was shot
909
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,359
yesterday yeah somebody was trying
910
01:02:53,359 --> 01:02:55,480
forelli and missed
911
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,440
it was
912
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,720
tough could do everything but sneak up
913
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,440
on
914
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,520
you you change your mind I'll be in
915
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,960
front of the hotel huh
916
01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:13,350
[Music]
917
01:03:16,010 --> 01:03:22,239
[Music]
918
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,319
huh where are we
919
01:03:25,319 --> 01:03:28,319
anyway
920
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,960
oh jeez how'd you know there was a guy
921
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:47,119
in there there's always a guy in there
922
01:03:47,119 --> 01:03:49,799
supposed to be a fortunate closet doors
923
01:03:49,799 --> 01:03:52,920
right like it's SL part two Sagittarius
924
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,000
Strangler a seconds you're going to meet
925
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,440
the manigan
926
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:59,559
Strangler I just got fired what you find
927
01:03:59,559 --> 01:04:02,440
so entertaining happens to be my life
928
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,480
I'm not even a cop
929
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,559
anymore don't get your badge back he was
930
01:04:07,559 --> 01:04:09,079
just pulling R because you're destroying
931
01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:12,039
more the city than usual Jack you're not
932
01:04:12,039 --> 01:04:14,640
just my hero you're everybody's hero and
933
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:18,920
it'll all be okay again trust me no
934
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,319
Danny it's getting
935
01:04:21,319 --> 01:04:23,440
harder it never started out to be
936
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,720
anything but a is cop but I kept getting
937
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,119
involved in these crazy
938
01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:32,720
Adventures but the craziest part is I
939
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,680
kept Surviving Jack these are the
940
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,960
sequels they got to get
941
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,799
harder but look on the good side I mean
942
01:04:42,799 --> 01:04:45,359
you've got a great daughter and your
943
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:46,760
ex-wife wouldn't keep calling if
944
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,440
somewhere deep down she didn't want you
945
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,400
back Danny do you think I would marry
946
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,920
someone so stupid that doesn't know the
947
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,760
real voice from a taped one I pay a
948
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,520
cashier at the drugstore the call me is
949
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,079
often at the station so the guys think
950
01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:00,680
of a private
951
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,480
life my ex-wife is happily
952
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,240
remarried she never
953
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,760
calls and Whit
954
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,440
me why can't she not be like every other
955
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,920
teenager and Prime night she stays home
956
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,400
in field strips
957
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,200
AK-47 she's going to die a young maid I
958
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,160
know
959
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,799
it I'm going to buy it soon too
960
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:29,160
way you can't die till the grosses go
961
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,960
down that guy vdi I heard him say
962
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,079
somethingone was going to happen at a
963
01:05:34,079 --> 01:05:36,079
funeral now this little theart is going
964
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:37,760
to have one maybe we should look into
965
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,839
that yeah yeah whatever you say check
966
01:05:40,839 --> 01:05:44,160
it's a funeral for a guy named fart
967
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,960
hello funeral check this out someone
968
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,039
tried to kill Elli right miss the child
969
01:05:51,039 --> 01:05:54,720
Le the F by mistake right uh-uh wrong
970
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,880
who took the shot was it Benedict most
971
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:02,039
likely who he miss no way unless he
972
01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:04,720
wanted to miss you're saying he meant to
973
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:09,640
miss why because Amigo Le def was very
974
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:14,200
very fat get it no I don't they broke in
975
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,920
last night they cut Le open like a
976
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:19,119
turkey stuffed him with TNT he goes off
977
01:06:19,119 --> 01:06:21,039
at the funeral it takes out entired
978
01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:24,400
toell him up all at once B the only the
979
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,640
town that's what all this has been about
980
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,359
the BDI is going to blow up that funeral
981
01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:32,079
no no it won't just be a bomb I mean
982
01:06:32,079 --> 01:06:34,279
we've already had a dozen explosions in
983
01:06:34,279 --> 01:06:37,640
this movie oh D it don't stop that
984
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,760
again Nerf gas what are you talking
985
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,599
about three canisters of Nerf guys were
986
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:44,240
stor from military tracks the night
987
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,279
before last they could have sted those
988
01:06:46,279 --> 01:06:48,319
inside him but you know what that means
989
01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:52,400
don't you uhhuh leard is going to pass
990
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:56,000
gas one more time
991
01:07:00,980 --> 01:07:04,099
[Music]
992
01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:08,960
[Music]
993
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,599
Mr gelli I hope it's all right with you
994
01:07:11,599 --> 01:07:16,200
I am here I don't want to be no fourth
995
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,160
wheer
996
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:21,359
fth than thanks thank you thank you did
997
01:07:21,359 --> 01:07:22,640
you hear that
998
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,400
Benedict B
999
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,720
we pay your respects
1000
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,190
[Music]
1001
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:45,959
[Music]
1002
01:07:48,980 --> 01:07:52,760
[Music]
1003
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,680
h
1004
01:07:54,680 --> 01:08:02,240
[Music]
1005
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,520
stay in a car no way I'm coming with you
1006
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,079
kid let's say this is a movie how many
1007
01:08:08,079 --> 01:08:09,520
times have you heard someone say stay in
1008
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,000
the car and the guy doesn't what
1009
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,559
happens he saves the day or gets killed
1010
01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,239
good point I'll stay in the
1011
01:08:17,239 --> 01:08:20,000
car wait a minute what if stay in the
1012
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,679
course what gets me
1013
01:08:21,679 --> 01:08:25,839
killed there's a gun in the
1014
01:08:30,199 --> 01:08:34,520
AP practice makes
1015
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,799
perfect decided to join me the f is a
1016
01:08:37,799 --> 01:08:39,679
bomb they're going to take out the helli
1017
01:08:39,679 --> 01:08:41,880
M we got to stop it that explains the
1018
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,560
breaking at the mortuary jeez that's
1019
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,880
brilliant come on we'll use the service
1020
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,400
entrance in
1021
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,799
[Music]
1022
01:08:50,799 --> 01:08:54,560
back we bring for charm
1023
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,679
what do you mean we both noticed a side
1024
01:08:56,679 --> 01:08:59,480
entrance to this
1025
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,040
hotel sorry
1026
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:08,319
Jack I didn't want it to go down this
1027
01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:13,279
way Dany told me not to trust you said
1028
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:14,759
you killed Mo
1029
01:09:14,759 --> 01:09:19,080
Z oh who
1030
01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:21,679
Z you I kill a lot of people I can't
1031
01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,799
remember half of them how do you get the
1032
01:09:23,799 --> 01:09:26,120
py
1033
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:29,920
Hall and a body bag if you don't drop
1034
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,040
that it's doubtful
1035
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:37,480
kid real
1036
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,239
doubtful thanks for the fingerprints
1037
01:09:41,239 --> 01:09:44,120
kid you're about to Murder Jack
1038
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:48,319
Slater here chain yourself to that
1039
01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:51,279
pipe see Jack these drug guys take out
1040
01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:53,400
more money than the US government so you
1041
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,400
could the deal with a Sicilians come
1042
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,960
back like Baldi right you
1043
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:01,320
are you see Baldi made up with trelli
1044
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,679
but it was a phony he's going to destroy
1045
01:10:03,679 --> 01:10:07,080
him so in exchange for letting him alone
1046
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,000
he gives me a profit percentage I'll be
1047
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,960
rich Jack you'll be dead but
1048
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,920
fre those me the
1049
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,760
Cuffs man are you an idiot you made the
1050
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,679
classic movie mistake don't explain so
1051
01:10:22,679 --> 01:10:25,760
much had to get in those last few words
1052
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,920
I mean if you had just fired you would
1053
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,840
have won but no you're the typical
1054
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,480
villain
1055
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:36,239
no you ain't no genius yourself
1056
01:10:36,239 --> 01:10:39,679
G the fart goes off in seven minutes get
1057
01:10:39,679 --> 01:10:41,880
my
1058
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,239
car move
1059
01:10:46,199 --> 01:10:50,640
it well I'd love to stay and watch the
1060
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:57,199
fun but uh I have to go and establish my
1061
01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,280
heli
1062
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,360
AR is this the day you were talking
1063
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,480
about saving to see you doing anything I
1064
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,120
wouldn't want to do your
1065
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,360
thunder oh no no no you stay here and
1066
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,880
make sure everything goes on as planned
1067
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,560
you had Slater in front of the eight
1068
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:19,320
ball before but you always screwed it
1069
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,560
up all right let's
1070
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,840
go
1071
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,120
that's behind the eight your
1072
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,000
[ __ ] somebody once told me I talk too
1073
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,640
much No More
1074
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,739
[Music]
1075
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:39,320
Words whiskers where the hell have you
1076
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:43,560
been sorry Jack furball problem seal off
1077
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,600
the area there's a possible chemical
1078
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,719
explosure in 5 minutes thanks whiskers I
1079
01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:51,199
owe you one forget it you saved my fur
1080
01:11:51,199 --> 01:11:52,560
plenty of
1081
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,560
times
1082
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,440
oh you see the hook of the crane I want
1083
01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:01,960
it on top of the roof in 2 minutes go
1084
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,770
wait how do I get him to do
1085
01:12:04,770 --> 01:12:07,929
[Music]
1086
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:22,480
[Music]
1087
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,480
that
1088
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,880
[Music]
1089
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,800
help me move that CR you got to help me
1090
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,960
I got to get that CR to the roof hey
1091
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:41,040
wait a minute you got to work this
1092
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:52,440
thing I don't even know how to
1093
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,950
try
1094
01:12:54,950 --> 01:13:06,439
[Music]
1095
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:20,460
[Music]
1096
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:23,800
w
1097
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,839
[Music]
1098
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:42,520
this a good man a flatulent
1099
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:46,280
man you hear
1100
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:51,520
this help me get me out of here my God
1101
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,910
this man's Not Dead
1102
01:13:53,910 --> 01:14:02,000
[Music]
1103
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,159
get out of the way this man is a doctor
1104
01:14:05,159 --> 01:14:08,120
out of my way this man is a doctor I'm a
1105
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:12,810
doctor you're a doctor yes check his
1106
01:14:12,810 --> 01:14:14,159
[Music]
1107
01:14:14,159 --> 01:14:17,080
chin doctor has F can somebody help this
1108
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,920
man here I take the clubs I mean the
1109
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,280
patient look
1110
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,280
elephant
1111
01:14:26,580 --> 01:14:30,199
[Music]
1112
01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:32,350
AR don't shoot give drop
1113
01:14:32,350 --> 01:14:41,569
[Music]
1114
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,340
Leo
1115
01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:56,440
[Music]
1116
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:58,800
don't
1117
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:04,850
[Music]
1118
01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:20,999
[Music]
1119
01:15:22,199 --> 01:15:24,160
shoot
1120
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:33,989
[Music]
1121
01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:52,199
[Music]
1122
01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:55,160
y
1123
01:15:55,160 --> 01:16:07,520
[Music]
1124
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,910
oh
1125
01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:12,360
[Music]
1126
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:12,370
[Applause]
1127
01:16:12,370 --> 01:16:22,120
[Music]
1128
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:25,120
[ __ ]
1129
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:52,080
[Music]
1130
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:55,080
I
1131
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:57,860
it's a no fly Z
1132
01:16:57,860 --> 01:17:00,899
[Music]
1133
01:17:04,810 --> 01:17:09,489
[Music]
1134
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:21,689
[Music]
1135
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000
fella
1136
01:17:33,990 --> 01:17:45,179
[Music]
1137
01:17:48,639 --> 01:17:52,000
move the plane as fast as you
1138
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000
can
1139
01:17:55,440 --> 01:18:15,199
[Music]
1140
01:18:15,199 --> 01:18:16,199
stop
1141
01:18:16,199 --> 01:18:19,199
the
1142
01:18:19,639 --> 01:18:25,460
stop go go go go got B Dam
1143
01:18:25,460 --> 01:18:36,369
[Music]
1144
01:18:49,090 --> 01:18:50,840
[Music]
1145
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:55,920
you out of here everybody
1146
01:18:58,270 --> 01:19:01,499
[Music]
1147
01:19:06,490 --> 01:19:14,470
[Music]
1148
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,360
out
1149
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:27,000
[Music]
1150
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,679
silent but
1151
01:19:39,639 --> 01:19:43,280
dadly bring the car around can't
1152
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,840
helicopter
1153
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:49,600
land hatte when that happens you know T
1154
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,840
actually sticks to
1155
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:54,840
zie
1156
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:01,290
[Music]
1157
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:05,120
Hey Dad I heard you were here I thought
1158
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:08,360
you could use some clothes thanks honey
1159
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,440
wait a minute no one finds this a little
1160
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,760
convenient Hey kid you always said this
1161
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,560
is a movie didn't
1162
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,760
you
1163
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:28,600
he how did it
1164
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:33,159
go come on come on I'm dying out here I
1165
01:20:33,159 --> 01:20:37,159
was it I want to know hard
1166
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:48,400
way come on move your out there in W
1167
01:20:50,159 --> 01:20:53,280
splendidly it went splendidly wait wait
1168
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:55,280
wait a minute I I can't hear you I don't
1169
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:59,440
want to miss the thing come here come
1170
01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:03,280
here hey very get your done yes was it
1171
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,400
beautiful perfect in
1172
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:11,000
everything and the gas St PO with like
1173
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,120
clockwork you should have been men women
1174
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,280
and children dropping left and right
1175
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:19,000
rising and screaming wait a minut wait
1176
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,880
wait wait a minut wait a minute I want
1177
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,880
to enjoy it all come on
1178
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,600
they were rising and screaming and
1179
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:29,840
leaping to their Doom to escape the
1180
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:32,719
pain no not really I'm lying it was a
1181
01:21:32,719 --> 01:21:34,600
complete and utter balls up and I've had
1182
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:38,239
a terrible day thanks largely to
1183
01:21:38,239 --> 01:21:42,440
you what is this SP first you my friend
1184
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:43,679
are you
1185
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:48,960
turn 360 on 180 you stupid spaghetti
1186
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:53,480
slurping kettin 180 if I did a 360 I'd
1187
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,520
go completely around and end up back
1188
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:57,880
where I
1189
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:01,170
started well trust
1190
01:22:01,170 --> 01:22:03,280
[Music]
1191
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,280
me if that little turd Daniel Madigan
1192
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,679
can move through parallel worlds I can
1193
01:22:08,679 --> 01:22:11,880
move through parallel worlds in and out
1194
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,159
in steal whatever I want and out again
1195
01:22:15,159 --> 01:22:18,120
impossible to
1196
01:22:18,239 --> 01:22:21,560
catch if God was a
1197
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,199
villain
1198
01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:25,480
he'd be
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01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:30,360
me you want me back him now no thank you
1200
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:32,800
but the pool could benefit from some
1201
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:36,120
attention very
1202
01:22:43,180 --> 01:22:46,270
[Music]
1203
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,560
good don't
1204
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,560
move
1205
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:57,719
all right Slater I'll go quietly the
1206
01:22:57,719 --> 01:23:00,199
hell you
1207
01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:03,990
[Music]
1208
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:08,840
will that was for growing up my second
1209
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:12,480
cousin Frank's house and this is for
1210
01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:15,840
blowing up my ex-wife's
1211
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:19,280
house but this this is for my daughter's
1212
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:21,480
black
1213
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:24,480
time
1214
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,000
usually when I do that it leaves a
1215
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,880
hole a
1216
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,480
ticket Jack he's got the
1217
01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:37,520
tickets it's the key to everything it's
1218
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:41,400
magic see that's my world he's gone over
1219
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,920
to my world the door must still be open
1220
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,199
come
1221
01:23:46,199 --> 01:23:49,880
on I'm not worried that you're crazy
1222
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:54,480
anymore I'm worried that you're right
1223
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,719
but if I go how do I get back you can't
1224
01:23:57,719 --> 01:23:59,679
go through life nitpicking every little
1225
01:23:59,679 --> 01:24:02,920
thing now come
1226
01:24:03,090 --> 01:24:14,520
[Music]
1227
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:18,360
on there was nothing to
1228
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:25,520
it we still here are you sure out that
1229
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:31,239
look quickly
1230
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,960
quickly I want to see if Nick's there's
1231
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,639
no time come
1232
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:42,480
on what the hell we in New York Jack it
1233
01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:44,880
all makes sense no actually makes
1234
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,280
absolutely no sense but I'll try to
1235
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,800
explain to you later metime please be
1236
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:51,360
careful things were different
1237
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:54,360
here
1238
01:24:55,679 --> 01:24:58,280
get out all right don't
1239
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:03,440
get a piece of junk you drive B
1240
01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:06,840
head here's another explosion for your
1241
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:07,460
moving
1242
01:25:07,460 --> 01:25:11,770
[Music]
1243
01:25:14,679 --> 01:25:17,280
kid not one
1244
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,410
[Music]
1245
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:24,280
Ro
1246
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:30,840
hand it really hurts things work
1247
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:32,679
different here you can't smash a car
1248
01:25:32,679 --> 01:25:34,080
window with your bare hand and not have
1249
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,159
it hurt thanks for sharing you couldn't
1250
01:25:36,159 --> 01:25:38,800
have told me this
1251
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:44,280
earlier you think the PX is a board Mo
1252
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:48,400
Jack you got to get that ticket
1253
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:53,140
back
1254
01:25:53,140 --> 01:25:56,169
[Music]
1255
01:26:04,710 --> 01:26:06,280
[Music]
1256
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:09,199
no way Slater please listen to me it
1257
01:26:09,199 --> 01:26:11,440
won't work you hear me you can't play
1258
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:14,080
Chicken in real life you'll crash out of
1259
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:17,080
the car Amigo this isn't the movies
1260
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:19,440
anymore Jack here you have to reload
1261
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:24,320
guns go D car kill you do you hear me
1262
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:26,080
you are going to
1263
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:28,960
die
1264
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:32,560
Jack what did I
1265
01:26:33,910 --> 01:26:44,689
[Music]
1266
01:26:51,199 --> 01:26:55,000
do damn it that hurt CH lucky is still
1267
01:26:55,000 --> 01:27:00,360
alive you dumb idiot hey 89 merury Sable
1268
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:03,320
standard driver side airbag check a cap
1269
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:06,560
no airbag who St okay okay just make
1270
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:09,159
sure they're dead can you break the dead
1271
01:27:09,159 --> 01:27:12,199
just check will you look dead they
1272
01:27:12,199 --> 01:27:14,400
always look dead like a Die Hard the guy
1273
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,159
hanging there by SEC and at the end of
1274
01:27:16,159 --> 01:27:19,199
the movie he comes
1275
01:27:21,119 --> 01:27:24,119
back make sure to cover me I think he's
1276
01:27:24,119 --> 01:27:26,960
got to R
1277
01:27:28,830 --> 01:27:31,280
[Music]
1278
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:35,199
wiper maybe he used the
1279
01:27:36,239 --> 01:27:40,600
ticket maybe it's on all the time
1280
01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:50,749
[Music]
1281
01:27:51,119 --> 01:27:54,119
now
1282
01:27:54,119 --> 01:27:56,600
what is this
1283
01:27:56,600 --> 01:28:00,119
place where am I
1284
01:28:01,159 --> 01:28:02,800
now
1285
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:07,000
Danny you got a place I can sit
1286
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,000
down
1287
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,600
yeah bch
1288
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:18,400
[ __ ] my God I was I was so worried are
1289
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:21,719
you okay did you see what happened no I
1290
01:28:21,719 --> 01:28:24,280
slept to sleep in the day K here I woke
1291
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,199
up 2:00 in the morning and I I figured
1292
01:28:26,199 --> 01:28:28,520
you'd gone home I wasn't home Nick I was
1293
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:30,400
in the
1294
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:33,159
movie uh I'm I'm getting a little up in
1295
01:28:33,159 --> 01:28:36,199
years kid to fine in Whitney kissed me
1296
01:28:36,199 --> 01:28:38,320
right on the mouth I drove one those
1297
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:39,960
great big cranes and Dro Leo the for in
1298
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:43,159
the labr tarpet I was with Jack Slater
1299
01:28:43,159 --> 01:28:46,119
every step of the
1300
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,800
way
1301
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:55,199
I think it
1302
01:28:55,199 --> 01:28:58,320
works I got a you all this time and I
1303
01:28:58,320 --> 01:28:59,920
never used it
1304
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:03,280
cuz I was too
1305
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:06,520
frighten but it's not too late I can
1306
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:07,760
still go
1307
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:13,719
visit Garbo in jido uh Jean harlo oh boy
1308
01:29:13,719 --> 01:29:15,400
I had a
1309
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:19,800
crush Monroe and bus
1310
01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:23,159
stop uh forgive me for for going on like
1311
01:29:23,159 --> 01:29:25,280
that sir I'm I'm a great admirer of your
1312
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:32,360
work too Nick it isn't who you think you
1313
01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:34,880
me this this is a wonderful moment for
1314
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:35,920
me Mr
1315
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,920
Slater I've never met a fictional
1316
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:40,719
character
1317
01:29:40,719 --> 01:29:43,480
before how new and exciting this must
1318
01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:45,280
all be for
1319
01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:49,600
you hey I just found out I was imaginary
1320
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:51,000
I mean how would you feel if you found
1321
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,320
out that somebody made you you up your
1322
01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:57,400
job your marriage your
1323
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,719
kids oh yeah let's push his son off the
1324
01:30:00,719 --> 01:30:02,920
building gives you nightmares the rest
1325
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:05,719
of your life but you're fictional so who
1326
01:30:05,719 --> 01:30:08,600
cares I'm sorry but I don't find it so
1327
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,199
new and exciting to discover that my
1328
01:30:10,199 --> 01:30:12,639
whole life has been a damn
1329
01:30:12,639 --> 01:30:15,119
movie young and
1330
01:30:15,119 --> 01:30:17,000
impressionable know there's lots worse
1331
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:17,960
things in
1332
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:21,280
movies there's politicians and wars and
1333
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:22,440
Forest fight
1334
01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:25,679
fires famine
1335
01:30:25,679 --> 01:30:29,639
plague sickness pain warts politicians
1336
01:30:29,639 --> 01:30:31,719
you already mentioned I know I did
1337
01:30:31,719 --> 01:30:34,440
they're twice as bad as anything
1338
01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:37,000
else most of my life's been the movies
1339
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:39,280
too well showing them but that's all
1340
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:41,040
over for me
1341
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:44,600
now the theater's shut going to clear
1342
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,040
out my stuff and then it's the rec and
1343
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,040
ball but now I got another chance could
1344
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:52,920
I have the take it back please well um
1345
01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:55,080
we've got this one
1346
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,440
little um hiccup what do you mean
1347
01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:02,199
hiccup Benedict's here too and he's got
1348
01:31:02,199 --> 01:31:06,920
the ticket that mad man with the glass
1349
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:10,800
eye how the hell are you going to get
1350
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,880
back it's a good question but you
1351
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:17,840
wouldn't want the nitpick right
1352
01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:20,400
[Music]
1353
01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:25,239
Danny now just follow my
1354
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:31,480
lead where have you been have you got
1355
01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:33,560
any idea what time it is the police call
1356
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:36,159
you're not there you're not here I you
1357
01:31:36,159 --> 01:31:38,679
Mom I'm sorry okay
1358
01:31:38,679 --> 01:31:43,080
sh Okay shh there are 9 million kids out
1359
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,520
there with guns and that's all you have
1360
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:46,560
to say to me okay
1361
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:51,840
sh will you get in here wait you know
1362
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:54,440
why you always say you wish I had more
1363
01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:55,540
friends
1364
01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:58,850
[Music]
1365
01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:06,159
well hello Mrs
1366
01:32:06,159 --> 01:32:09,880
Madigan hward Brown
1367
01:32:19,460 --> 01:32:20,679
[Music]
1368
01:32:20,679 --> 01:32:23,679
schager
1369
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:27,609
[Music]
1370
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,400
want to have a
1371
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:38,239
party H we
1372
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:52,080
do n n yo shoes take your shoes man come
1373
01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:56,000
on we got come
1374
01:32:57,679 --> 01:33:01,159
on take your
1375
01:33:09,550 --> 01:33:12,649
[Music]
1376
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,560
shoot
1377
01:33:29,639 --> 01:33:32,639
SC
1378
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:36,080
[Music]
1379
01:33:36,080 --> 01:33:39,440
Simon excuse
1380
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:43,480
me excuse me
1381
01:33:43,480 --> 01:33:47,199
yeah um I'm sorry B you I wonder if
1382
01:33:47,199 --> 01:33:49,960
you'd help me test the the sure what can
1383
01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:53,560
I do for you
1384
01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:57,139
[Music]
1385
01:34:08,940 --> 01:34:11,840
[Music]
1386
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:12,900
well
1387
01:34:12,900 --> 01:34:14,760
[Music]
1388
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:18,080
hello I've just shot somebody I did it
1389
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,480
on
1390
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:23,480
purpose
1391
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:28,560
I said I have murdered a man and I want
1392
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:29,880
to
1393
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:33,159
confess shut
1394
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:50,000
up czy the thing is you really do look
1395
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:53,679
uncan like one thing eyes you are
1396
01:34:53,679 --> 01:34:55,880
obviously much more
1397
01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:58,600
intelligent good morning good afternoon
1398
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:00,800
good to see you what kind of eggs do you
1399
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,000
want
1400
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:05,760
SC you guys been up all night why didn't
1401
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:07,840
you tell me that Jack was a cop and why
1402
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:09,040
didn't you tell me you spent the whole
1403
01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:10,320
night in the police station looking at
1404
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:12,199
mug shots you could have taken 2 minutes
1405
01:35:12,199 --> 01:35:14,280
to call your mother why didn't you tell
1406
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:16,360
me I had no friends and what is his
1407
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:17,840
business about going to the movies at
1408
01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:19,400
midnight when you knew your mother would
1409
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:20,400
be
1410
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:23,400
worried
1411
01:35:25,300 --> 01:35:27,159
[Music]
1412
01:35:27,159 --> 01:35:29,760
you turned him into a
1413
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:35,040
wh oh I think not toast oh
1414
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:39,560
thanks Jack are you
1415
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:43,159
okay we talked I mean I never just
1416
01:35:43,159 --> 01:35:48,760
talked to the woman before it's neat
1417
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:54,000
neat wh next will be talking about
1418
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:57,040
sex me and Jack are going out today I'm
1419
01:35:57,040 --> 01:36:00,119
having them on a cat oh no your license
1420
01:36:00,119 --> 01:36:02,360
to Kill expired at 4:00 this morning
1421
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:05,760
young man get in here and eat some
1422
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:10,360
eggs mom I have to I'm the only witness
1423
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:12,119
you know like the kid in the movie with
1424
01:36:12,119 --> 01:36:14,920
Harrison Ford there is no
1425
01:36:14,920 --> 01:36:18,000
comparison we're not Jewish Amish
1426
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:20,320
whatever is
1427
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:23,320
Irene don't worry it won't be dead hard
1428
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:25,719
there 8 million in the city and I'm very
1429
01:36:25,719 --> 01:36:29,000
good at catching people yeah and and the
1430
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,600
future of the world may be at staken and
1431
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:31,920
and
1432
01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:33,960
[Music]
1433
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:37,920
maybe could you turn this up
1434
01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:43,239
please what's
1435
01:36:43,239 --> 01:36:47,840
that that the guy practice
1436
01:36:48,119 --> 01:36:50,280
killed that's right
1437
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:54,639
jack you like classical
1438
01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:59,280
music I don't know I think it
1439
01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:01,100
will
1440
01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:08,589
[Music]
1441
01:37:09,679 --> 01:37:13,360
wow you tell my mom who you really were
1442
01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:17,080
yeah cop from La I mean really not
1443
01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:20,199
really enough for right
1444
01:37:20,199 --> 01:37:21,960
now
1445
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:23,400
so you think for sure you're going to
1446
01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:26,840
catch him I always catch everybody and
1447
01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:29,159
you're going to spot him from up here
1448
01:37:29,159 --> 01:37:31,199
hey give me a break it's the first time
1449
01:37:31,199 --> 01:37:34,119
I've been to any place
1450
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:37,320
real that is ticket of
1451
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:40,159
yours it worked in one
1452
01:37:40,159 --> 01:37:42,480
movie does that mean that Benedict could
1453
01:37:42,480 --> 01:37:45,400
use it again you mean on other movies
1454
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:47,599
why would you want to do
1455
01:37:47,599 --> 01:37:50,199
that I don't
1456
01:37:50,199 --> 01:37:52,400
know
1457
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,679
it start the possibilities are
1458
01:37:55,679 --> 01:37:58,800
Limitless but I realized after the car
1459
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:01,199
crash that the ultimate Freedom would
1460
01:38:01,199 --> 01:38:04,400
always elude me until Jack Slater was
1461
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:06,760
forgive the pun taken out of the
1462
01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:09,440
picture and I thought perhaps you might
1463
01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:13,760
like to be inclined to
1464
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:16,280
help look I understand that all this
1465
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:19,199
must be strange and difficult for you
1466
01:38:19,199 --> 01:38:20,920
but if you do this right the world is
1467
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:21,760
your
1468
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:24,679
oyster trust
1469
01:38:24,679 --> 01:38:27,639
me you can have complete freedom to do
1470
01:38:27,639 --> 01:38:29,080
whatever you
1471
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:32,960
want beyond even your wildest
1472
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:35,920
dreams and you'll never have to go back
1473
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:38,380
to this film
1474
01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:40,199
[Music]
1475
01:38:40,199 --> 01:38:42,480
again now I know you've never heard of
1476
01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:44,760
this man but his actual name Believe It
1477
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:49,040
or Not Arnold schwartzen
1478
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,520
girl jack there's going to be a thousand
1479
01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:53,080
theaters in this city and we've been
1480
01:38:53,080 --> 01:38:55,840
looking for 5 hours sh you're that close
1481
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:58,080
and catching him no that close and
1482
01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:00,080
catching pneumonia look in my world they
1483
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:01,800
just leave Clues but we're not in your
1484
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:03,960
world they just show up and then kidnap
1485
01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:05,599
me that kind of stuff doesn't happen
1486
01:39:05,599 --> 01:39:09,639
here Jack because this world St hey the
1487
01:39:09,639 --> 01:39:11,679
world is what youd make of it Danny now
1488
01:39:11,679 --> 01:39:13,360
if you want to give up and go home then
1489
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:15,360
go
1490
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:18,560
ahead you believe him in the movies why
1491
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:23,040
not now because here you're just
1492
01:39:23,990 --> 01:39:28,090
[Music]
1493
01:39:33,610 --> 01:39:37,220
[Music]
1494
01:39:44,159 --> 01:39:49,599
Just Jack Jack there he
1495
01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:53,040
is
1496
01:39:56,560 --> 01:40:12,400
[Music]
1497
01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:15,040
hey are you
1498
01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:17,360
nuts you
1499
01:40:17,360 --> 01:40:19,480
crazy you seen those movies where they
1500
01:40:19,480 --> 01:40:21,960
say make my day why worst nightmare well
1501
01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:24,520
listen to this one Rubble baby buggy
1502
01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:26,560
bumpers you didn't know I'm going to say
1503
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:28,320
that did
1504
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:30,639
you where did you go how would I know
1505
01:40:30,639 --> 01:40:34,040
the guy's in the back reading the
1506
01:40:34,880 --> 01:40:37,880
paper you all right jack he has been
1507
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:41,440
going to the movies kids they into half
1508
01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:43,280
a
1509
01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:46,320
it hi I'm Army Archard here and we are
1510
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:48,119
live to you from New York we're just
1511
01:40:48,119 --> 01:40:50,159
moments away from the world premere of
1512
01:40:50,159 --> 01:40:51,560
Arnold schwar
1513
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:54,159
Jack Slater for and here's the man they
1514
01:40:54,159 --> 01:40:56,119
come to see folks there's no mistaking
1515
01:40:56,119 --> 01:40:57,920
that car here they are Arnold
1516
01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:01,960
schwarzeneger and his wife
1517
01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:04,900
Maria so good to see
1518
01:41:04,900 --> 01:41:06,360
[Music]
1519
01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:08,560
you
1520
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:13,239
enjoyed was just beautiful I just loved
1521
01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:22,960
it the restaurant hate it when you the
1522
01:41:22,960 --> 01:41:25,960
restaurants the so T so why was he going
1523
01:41:25,960 --> 01:41:28,760
to the movie maybe to get help Benedict
1524
01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:30,239
to damn near anything with the ticket
1525
01:41:30,239 --> 01:41:32,320
but we still know who he is so he's got
1526
01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:34,880
to take us out he can't get to you well
1527
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,639
suppose he doesn't have to get to me
1528
01:41:36,639 --> 01:41:38,960
suppose all he has to do is get to him
1529
01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:40,639
Benedict is going to kill
1530
01:41:40,639 --> 01:41:43,360
Schwarzenegger Schwarzenegger who's
1531
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:46,280
Slater
1532
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:48,599
Bingo we killed less people in this
1533
01:41:48,599 --> 01:41:50,599
movie this movie we only killed 48
1534
01:41:50,599 --> 01:41:52,400
people in compared to the last one where
1535
01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:55,080
we kill 119 and I want to make sure that
1536
01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:56,560
the action fans understand we make up
1537
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:59,040
for it with a good story lot of emotions
1538
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:01,520
depths Dimensions there are thousands in
1539
01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:03,520
attendant here tonight and millions more
1540
01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:05,679
listening to us live around the world
1541
01:42:05,679 --> 01:42:07,639
I'm going to direct it produce it and
1542
01:42:07,639 --> 01:42:10,400
star it is this guy a success story or
1543
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:12,480
what only in aerica well only in
1544
01:42:12,480 --> 01:42:14,280
Hollywood I would say talking about
1545
01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:16,679
Hollywood if Planet Hollywood with this
1546
01:42:16,679 --> 01:42:18,560
incredible memorability I'm telling you
1547
01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:22,760
it's just absolutely absolutely
1548
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:24,400
was
1549
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:26,400
humiliating
1550
01:42:26,400 --> 01:42:28,679
good Chris Chris check this out look
1551
01:42:28,679 --> 01:42:32,639
it's the Ripper from Jack Slater 3 scary
1552
01:42:32,639 --> 01:42:35,080
let's ask him a question okay wow if we
1553
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:37,000
can get him over here the method vill
1554
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:39,199
rip rip come here what R brings you here
1555
01:42:39,199 --> 01:42:42,239
tonight I
1556
01:42:42,239 --> 01:42:44,840
uh I thought I might kill
1557
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:46,760
someone maybe you should start with your
1558
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:48,880
designer nobody wants to miss out
1559
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:51,599
tonight just keep coming stars are
1560
01:42:51,599 --> 01:42:54,040
really shining in Time Square excuse me
1561
01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:57,119
sir let's see your
1562
01:42:57,800 --> 01:43:00,800
invitation Pete Pete it's okay it's I'm
1563
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:04,159
his agent Tom Jesus Christ Tom here oh
1564
01:43:04,159 --> 01:43:06,360
my goodness it's Tom Newton of course
1565
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:09,880
the actor who played the Ripper the
1566
01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:12,000
r well what are you not you want to play
1567
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:13,599
ax Killers the rest of your life honey
1568
01:43:13,599 --> 01:43:14,960
honey come here I'm going to need the
1569
01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:17,080
manager's office for about 5 10 minut
1570
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:18,719
you're sorry here's 50 bucks how sorry
1571
01:43:18,719 --> 01:43:20,119
are you now what do you think Jack
1572
01:43:20,119 --> 01:43:22,119
Slater says about America do we want to
1573
01:43:22,119 --> 01:43:23,679
hear it I don't really want to hear it
1574
01:43:23,679 --> 01:43:26,599
I'm not really a big fan of Arnold's uh
1575
01:43:26,599 --> 01:43:29,199
she is you know Arnold really turns
1576
01:43:29,199 --> 01:43:30,360
around and I just want to be there when
1577
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:32,199
it happens it's
1578
01:43:32,199 --> 01:43:35,159
all oh good Tom you got the props too
1579
01:43:35,159 --> 01:43:36,520
that's terrific why don't you just whip
1580
01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:38,000
a Habachi out from under your coat there
1581
01:43:38,000 --> 01:43:39,360
and we could make some shishkabobs for
1582
01:43:39,360 --> 01:43:40,840
the critics that' be good you're lucky I
1583
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:42,360
have a friend who rents
1584
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:46,400
tuxedos hello yeah I know it's tell him
1585
01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:47,119
it's
1586
01:43:47,119 --> 01:43:49,480
me did Nicholson show up to the premier
1587
01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:52,239
Batman dress as a joker I don't think
1588
01:43:52,239 --> 01:43:54,400
so hi how Murray get me your
1589
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:56,280
brother-in-law will you yes it's
1590
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:58,400
important it fits night moving the
1591
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:02,880
button was a good idea just get
1592
01:44:03,970 --> 01:44:06,080
[Music]
1593
01:44:06,080 --> 01:44:08,760
hey what the hell was
1594
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:11,639
that you're a big action guy I mean what
1595
01:44:11,639 --> 01:44:13,239
do you think about this I will never
1596
01:44:13,239 --> 01:44:15,400
miss the premiere for a second where am
1597
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:16,560
I
1598
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:20,679
sitting where where am I sitting um
1599
01:44:20,679 --> 01:44:22,560
there's two balconies I believe you're
1600
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:25,960
in the uh upper lower balcony okay you
1601
01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:29,520
stay here and be
1602
01:44:34,340 --> 01:44:38,560
[Music]
1603
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,719
careful somebody should be checking out
1604
01:44:40,719 --> 01:44:42,159
of the
1605
01:44:42,159 --> 01:44:45,159
balcony
1606
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:49,560
[Music]
1607
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:52,170
definitely
1608
01:44:52,170 --> 01:44:56,100
[Music]
1609
01:44:56,360 --> 01:45:00,880
look Deal's done right what stayer five
1610
01:45:00,880 --> 01:45:19,480
[Music]
1611
01:45:19,480 --> 01:45:21,770
soundtrack
1612
01:45:21,770 --> 01:45:41,319
[Music]
1613
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:49,800
Jack Jack it's the rer it's brought back
1614
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:52,070
the rer
1615
01:45:52,070 --> 01:45:58,080
[Music]
1616
01:45:58,080 --> 01:46:01,679
bener everybody
1617
01:46:03,710 --> 01:46:07,909
[Music]
1618
01:46:14,159 --> 01:46:16,119
down
1619
01:46:16,119 --> 01:46:19,400
ass get the hell off
1620
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:21,960
me the scooter should let me know when
1621
01:46:21,960 --> 01:46:24,639
they're planning a stunt you know you're
1622
01:46:24,639 --> 01:46:28,480
the best celebrity lookalike I've ever
1623
01:46:40,719 --> 01:46:43,760
seen hey if you get to Los Angeles call
1624
01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:46,080
my office we can get the shopping center
1625
01:46:46,080 --> 01:46:48,560
opening look I don't really like you
1626
01:46:48,560 --> 01:46:50,880
right you brought me nothing but pain
1627
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:53,639
Jack
1628
01:46:54,400 --> 01:46:57,719
help did anyone come out of here did you
1629
01:46:57,719 --> 01:46:59,920
see
1630
01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:03,510
any crazy of a coming out of
1631
01:47:03,510 --> 01:47:16,280
[Music]
1632
01:47:16,280 --> 01:47:22,320
here hey Jack I'll C you
1633
01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:25,639
are you all right
1634
01:47:25,639 --> 01:47:29,679
Dy yes yes
1635
01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:33,960
sir you know I tried to change
1636
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:36,560
Jack you know I I really tried to do
1637
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:38,800
what he told me to do
1638
01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:42,159
but you know I kept hearing that old
1639
01:47:42,159 --> 01:47:46,239
music that's how I knew you'd come here
1640
01:47:46,239 --> 01:47:49,320
J I lose the
1641
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:52,320
peace
1642
01:47:54,480 --> 01:47:58,119
yeah it's now between you and me to let
1643
01:47:58,119 --> 01:48:00,360
the boy go now we've played this number
1644
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:02,920
before haven't we check let's see what
1645
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:05,760
comes next uh you throw the the the uh
1646
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:09,920
the gun away right we did that part and
1647
01:48:09,920 --> 01:48:15,239
uh tell me to let the go and
1648
01:48:15,239 --> 01:48:17,840
uh I'm getting bored why don't we just
1649
01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:19,239
skip to the
1650
01:48:19,239 --> 01:48:20,740
end
1651
01:48:20,740 --> 01:48:31,760
[Music]
1652
01:48:31,760 --> 01:48:35,239
come on Jack come on give here over here
1653
01:48:35,239 --> 01:48:37,320
right here Jack come on come here come
1654
01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:40,560
on Jack let's go man come here come here
1655
01:48:40,560 --> 01:48:43,310
Jack come on Jack on
1656
01:48:43,310 --> 01:48:48,340
[Music]
1657
01:48:49,199 --> 01:48:52,199
Jack
1658
01:48:52,600 --> 01:49:08,569
[Music]
1659
01:49:12,090 --> 01:49:15,220
[Music]
1660
01:49:17,599 --> 01:49:19,119
the hell you
1661
01:49:19,119 --> 01:49:22,119
will
1662
01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:31,000
Dy
1663
01:49:31,360 --> 01:49:34,719
Danny Danny I'll be right there I'm
1664
01:49:34,719 --> 01:49:37,400
coming hang
1665
01:49:39,920 --> 01:49:43,760
on just hang on
1666
01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:49,119
now any of you
1667
01:49:49,119 --> 01:49:51,800
right
1668
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:54,080
I'm
1669
01:49:55,560 --> 01:50:00,840
coming Hold On Da and don't look
1670
01:50:00,840 --> 01:50:04,920
down oh God please don't let me
1671
01:50:04,920 --> 01:50:07,159
die listen
1672
01:50:07,159 --> 01:50:10,920
kid you grab my hand and we get out of
1673
01:50:10,920 --> 01:50:17,159
here I can't jack fall come on now Danny
1674
01:50:17,159 --> 01:50:18,520
trust
1675
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:21,840
me I can't Jack listen to me Daddy
1676
01:50:21,840 --> 01:50:24,320
listen to me you hold on with your feet
1677
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:26,599
and with your legs and you let your
1678
01:50:26,599 --> 01:50:30,440
hands go and I will catch you okay
1679
01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:33,040
believe in me I will catch you now get
1680
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:39,140
my hand let's go go boys come on Benny
1681
01:50:39,140 --> 01:50:49,040
[Music]
1682
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:52,040
yes
1683
01:50:59,119 --> 01:51:02,480
this hero stop is
1684
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:10,679
limits I need a
1685
01:51:10,679 --> 01:51:12,840
hospital I think my shoulder is out of
1686
01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:17,119
the socket will a Mor
1687
01:51:17,119 --> 01:51:18,960
suffice
1688
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:20,650
out
1689
01:51:20,650 --> 01:51:23,800
[Music]
1690
01:51:24,560 --> 01:51:27,280
give it up Benedict the whole AR is
1691
01:51:27,280 --> 01:51:30,239
swarming with cops oh I think I can
1692
01:51:30,239 --> 01:51:33,520
manage to avoid them but if not I'm
1693
01:51:33,520 --> 01:51:38,800
another little explosive surprise for
1694
01:51:39,639 --> 01:51:42,920
them gentlemen since you're about to die
1695
01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:46,560
anyway I may as well tell you the entire
1696
01:51:46,560 --> 01:51:49,960
PL think of villains Jack you want
1697
01:51:49,960 --> 01:51:51,440
Dracula
1698
01:51:51,440 --> 01:51:55,920
Dracula hang on I'll P him
1699
01:51:55,920 --> 01:52:00,000
Dracula I can get King Co we'll have a
1700
01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:02,119
nightmare with Freddy Krueger of a
1701
01:52:02,119 --> 01:52:05,199
surprise party for ad old Hitler and of
1702
01:52:05,199 --> 01:52:07,560
elector can do the catering and then
1703
01:52:07,560 --> 01:52:12,320
we'll all have a Ken in for Rosemary's
1704
01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:15,960
Baby all I have to do is snap my fingers
1705
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:18,760
and they'll be here they're lining up to
1706
01:52:18,760 --> 01:52:21,079
get here and do you know why Jack shall
1707
01:52:21,079 --> 01:52:24,560
I tell you why because here in this
1708
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:28,159
world the bad guys can
1709
01:52:28,159 --> 01:52:32,320
win I shall miss you
1710
01:52:35,620 --> 01:52:38,560
[Music]
1711
01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:43,040
jack G did you make a movie mistake you
1712
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:46,800
forgot to reload the damn gun no
1713
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:51,150
Jack I just left one chamber empty
1714
01:52:51,150 --> 01:53:03,020
[Music]
1715
01:53:06,280 --> 01:53:08,880
my arm you broke my
1716
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:11,320
arm my
1717
01:53:11,320 --> 01:53:12,480
[Music]
1718
01:53:12,480 --> 01:53:15,560
arm see
1719
01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:21,760
Jack bad guys can win
1720
01:53:24,270 --> 01:53:40,800
[Music]
1721
01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:41,970
no sequel for
1722
01:53:41,970 --> 01:53:47,759
[Music]
1723
01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:50,440
you
1724
01:53:50,440 --> 01:53:52,679
the
1725
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:59,520
[Music]
1726
01:54:07,140 --> 01:54:10,619
[Music]
1727
01:54:18,679 --> 01:54:20,650
ticket
1728
01:54:20,650 --> 01:54:27,760
[Music]
1729
01:54:43,880 --> 01:54:45,000
take him
1730
01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:47,440
home take him back to where this is just
1731
01:54:47,440 --> 01:54:48,679
a flash
1732
01:54:48,679 --> 01:54:51,639
w
1733
01:54:51,639 --> 01:54:54,119
don't you understand we got to get up
1734
01:54:54,119 --> 01:54:56,679
back to the
1735
01:54:56,920 --> 01:55:01,040
movies I said turn
1736
01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:04,199
[Music]
1737
01:55:04,199 --> 01:55:07,960
around right just right they always run
1738
01:55:07,960 --> 01:55:11,119
away hang
1739
01:55:11,599 --> 01:55:15,920
on Dan it do you know how to drive sure
1740
01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:18,599
I watched you didn't
1741
01:55:18,599 --> 01:55:21,599
I
1742
01:55:27,300 --> 01:55:37,490
[Music]
1743
01:55:48,599 --> 01:55:50,980
w
1744
01:55:50,980 --> 01:55:54,160
[Music]
1745
01:55:55,800 --> 01:55:57,800
get out of the
1746
01:55:57,800 --> 01:56:07,760
[Music]
1747
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:11,639
way Nick fire off the projector hurry
1748
01:56:11,639 --> 01:56:14,760
let dying you got the ticket nobody it's
1749
01:56:14,760 --> 01:56:18,159
going to work anyway it's got
1750
01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:20,880
to
1751
01:56:20,880 --> 01:56:31,520
[Music]
1752
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:33,840
just hold
1753
01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:38,480
onck it's got to be here
1754
01:56:38,480 --> 01:56:42,160
[Music]
1755
01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:47,920
Jack please please Nick hurry don't want
1756
01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:51,159
open no sweat Kat
1757
01:56:51,159 --> 01:56:53,679
you try
1758
01:57:04,800 --> 01:57:08,040
it just
1759
01:57:10,040 --> 01:57:13,239
so where do you think you're going back
1760
01:57:13,239 --> 01:57:15,880
off you can't have I've had enough to
1761
01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:19,520
hear with you mister who stays who goes
1762
01:57:19,520 --> 01:57:23,119
telling you this one
1763
01:57:25,250 --> 01:57:27,079
[Music]
1764
01:57:27,079 --> 01:57:30,239
stays I was only
1765
01:57:30,239 --> 01:57:34,239
curious he's not on any of my
1766
01:57:34,239 --> 01:57:36,520
lists though you
1767
01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:39,360
are
1768
01:57:39,360 --> 01:57:43,040
Daniel now oh
1769
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:46,880
no you die a
1770
01:57:48,400 --> 01:57:51,400
grandfather
1771
01:57:53,599 --> 01:57:55,280
wait a
1772
01:57:55,280 --> 01:57:59,040
minute help us you got to get him back
1773
01:57:59,040 --> 01:58:03,880
you can do it I know you can I don't do
1774
01:58:03,880 --> 01:58:06,199
fiction not my
1775
01:58:06,199 --> 01:58:09,199
field
1776
01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:14,280
sorry you are a very brave young
1777
01:58:14,960 --> 01:58:18,320
man unfortunately you're not very
1778
01:58:18,320 --> 01:58:22,079
bright if I were
1779
01:58:23,679 --> 01:58:25,960
you I might be looking for the other
1780
01:58:25,960 --> 01:58:28,480
half of the
1781
01:58:33,500 --> 01:58:36,159
[Music]
1782
01:58:36,159 --> 01:58:38,679
ticket they're all
1783
01:58:38,679 --> 01:58:42,000
gold they're all
1784
01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:45,000
gold
1785
01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:51,320
yes I've got it Jack I'll get you
1786
01:58:51,599 --> 01:58:54,320
she can't
1787
01:58:56,079 --> 01:59:00,360
die the grosses go down no this is going
1788
01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:03,000
to save
1789
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:07,960
us
1790
01:59:09,679 --> 01:59:12,679
way
1791
01:59:13,810 --> 01:59:18,239
[Music]
1792
01:59:18,239 --> 01:59:20,400
C
1793
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:24,920
[Music]
1794
01:59:27,990 --> 01:59:35,639
[Music]
1795
01:59:35,639 --> 01:59:37,950
for
1796
01:59:37,950 --> 01:59:44,619
[Music]
1797
01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:49,760
o take me anybody SE Slater you see you
1798
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:53,520
tell him to get in my office right
1799
02:00:09,520 --> 02:00:12,320
now help
1800
02:00:12,320 --> 02:00:18,159
somebody they got Jack doctor hey Doc
1801
02:00:18,159 --> 02:00:22,079
move you take this you got to get back
1802
02:00:22,079 --> 02:00:25,199
before it changes its mind no way I'm
1803
02:00:25,199 --> 02:00:27,480
not going to leave you I just an
1804
02:00:27,480 --> 02:00:30,719
imaginary hero Danny you have a real
1805
02:00:30,719 --> 02:00:35,840
life you're real to me don't you get it
1806
02:00:35,840 --> 02:00:37,920
you're the best thing
1807
02:00:37,920 --> 02:00:41,239
in I need you to to be here where you
1808
02:00:41,239 --> 02:00:43,920
can always find me but I need you to be
1809
02:00:43,920 --> 02:00:47,480
out there to believe in me doctor doctor
1810
02:00:47,480 --> 02:00:48,920
I need you to take care of your mother
1811
02:00:48,920 --> 02:00:53,880
for me cuz oh I would love
1812
02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:56,880
to have a whole life ahead of you and
1813
02:00:56,880 --> 02:01:00,920
pimples and premature ejaculation I
1814
02:01:01,470 --> 02:01:03,199
[Music]
1815
02:01:03,199 --> 02:01:07,280
heard what it's
1816
02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:09,679
just I'm scared I'm never going to see
1817
02:01:09,679 --> 02:01:11,920
you
1818
02:01:12,280 --> 02:01:14,639
again whoever thinks
1819
02:01:14,639 --> 02:01:21,040
that will be making a big mistake
1820
02:01:22,210 --> 02:01:25,640
[Music]
1821
02:01:27,079 --> 02:01:29,280
out the way out of the way you want a
1822
02:01:29,280 --> 02:01:30,880
doctor I'm a doctor get out of the way
1823
02:01:30,880 --> 02:01:32,000
I'm a doctor here get out of the way get
1824
02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:36,040
out the way what happen what
1825
02:01:39,890 --> 02:01:42,880
[Music]
1826
02:01:42,880 --> 02:01:45,079
happened what is this some kind of a
1827
02:01:45,079 --> 02:01:47,679
joke I wouldn't even call us a flesh W
1828
02:01:47,679 --> 02:01:49,850
come on here let's get
1829
02:01:49,850 --> 02:02:07,569
[Music]
1830
02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:11,719
Dam it where in the hell have you
1831
02:02:12,360 --> 02:02:15,040
been it's working again and you know the
1832
02:02:15,040 --> 02:02:16,320
cost of that dough is coming right out
1833
02:02:16,320 --> 02:02:18,239
of your meager but undeserved paycheck
1834
02:02:18,239 --> 02:02:19,679
only kind I got to save the eager
1835
02:02:19,679 --> 02:02:21,440
Foundation doing a [ __ ] Tango up and
1836
02:02:21,440 --> 02:02:23,480
down that Hershey Highway put a suck in
1837
02:02:23,480 --> 02:02:25,320
it I don't care who does want to your
1838
02:02:25,320 --> 02:02:27,960
Hershey Highway and stop shouting I'm
1839
02:02:27,960 --> 02:02:31,079
not deaf you know why you're shouting
1840
02:02:31,079 --> 02:02:32,719
because it's in a script you had the
1841
02:02:32,719 --> 02:02:36,079
comic relief yes and you know what else
1842
02:02:36,079 --> 02:02:39,880
I am the hero so shut
1843
02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:42,800
[Music]
1844
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:46,560
up you see Hollywood is riding our lives
1845
02:02:46,560 --> 02:02:48,280
and you know something I don't want to
1846
02:02:48,280 --> 02:02:49,679
shoot people like
1847
02:02:49,679 --> 02:02:50,719
blow
1848
02:02:50,719 --> 02:02:54,079
bu you got to be a magician after all
1849
02:02:54,079 --> 02:02:56,920
Nick it really does
1850
02:02:56,920 --> 02:03:00,520
work I I think it's yours Danny and you
1851
02:03:00,520 --> 02:03:01,960
know
1852
02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:05,880
something I think the magic was yours
1853
02:03:05,880 --> 02:03:07,960
too come
1854
02:03:07,960 --> 02:03:10,360
on I tell you about the time I was about
1855
02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:12,040
your age and my pop took me to see
1856
02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:14,630
Buffalo Bill we went P
1857
02:03:14,630 --> 02:03:17,880
[Music]
1858
02:03:17,880 --> 02:03:20,570
stage
1859
02:03:20,570 --> 02:03:27,689
[Music]
1860
02:03:32,960 --> 02:03:47,880
[Music]
1861
02:03:47,880 --> 02:03:50,880
back
1862
02:03:56,480 --> 02:03:59,670
[Music]
1863
02:04:04,490 --> 02:04:07,620
[Music]
1864
02:04:11,410 --> 02:04:15,109
[Music]
1865
02:04:17,800 --> 02:04:19,480
around
1866
02:04:19,480 --> 02:04:20,480
like
1867
02:04:20,480 --> 02:04:22,230
the
1868
02:04:22,230 --> 02:04:25,890
[Music]
1869
02:04:26,360 --> 02:04:29,000
that's now there's
1870
02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:32,000
magic through
1871
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:34,440
soul but
1872
02:04:34,440 --> 02:04:37,440
you
1873
02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:43,000
it I'll
1874
02:04:43,000 --> 02:04:45,079
be
1875
02:04:45,079 --> 02:04:51,400
you go and I'll be there to to remind
1876
02:04:51,400 --> 02:04:58,400
you that it only takes a minute of your
1877
02:05:00,079 --> 02:05:03,360
precious around I'll
1878
02:05:03,360 --> 02:05:06,360
be
1879
02:05:10,850 --> 02:05:14,020
[Music]
1880
02:05:17,679 --> 02:05:19,090
behind
1881
02:05:19,090 --> 02:05:36,720
[Music]
1882
02:05:41,360 --> 02:05:45,119
[Music]
1883
02:05:45,119 --> 02:05:49,520
there's a magic running through your
1884
02:05:49,520 --> 02:05:54,320
soul but you you can't have it
1885
02:05:54,320 --> 02:05:55,639
[Music]
1886
02:05:55,639 --> 02:05:57,280
all
1887
02:05:57,280 --> 02:06:03,520
you I'll be two steps behind
1888
02:06:03,520 --> 02:06:08,960
you and I'll be there to remind
1889
02:06:08,960 --> 02:06:14,199
you that it only takes a minute of your
1890
02:06:14,199 --> 02:06:16,760
precious
1891
02:06:16,760 --> 02:06:21,159
time to turn around round I'll be two
1892
02:06:21,159 --> 02:06:24,040
steps
1893
02:06:41,360 --> 02:06:44,540
[Music]
1894
02:06:47,599 --> 02:06:50,599
behind
1895
02:07:07,910 --> 02:07:11,010
[Music]
1896
02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:20,520
Dre
1897
02:07:20,920 --> 02:07:22,520
dream
1898
02:07:22,520 --> 02:07:24,040
dream
1899
02:07:24,040 --> 02:07:27,040
dream
1900
02:07:32,980 --> 02:07:39,169
[Music]
1901
02:07:47,520 --> 02:07:50,520
Dre
1902
02:08:02,480 --> 02:08:07,590
[Music]
1903
02:08:14,760 --> 02:08:17,440
[Music]
1904
02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:20,440
know
1905
02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:46,050
[Music]
1906
02:08:47,400 --> 02:08:48,610
m
1907
02:08:48,610 --> 02:08:53,229
[Music]
1908
02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:19,030
real
1909
02:09:19,030 --> 02:09:22,270
[Music]
1910
02:09:47,320 --> 02:09:50,320
her
1911
02:09:54,740 --> 02:10:27,319
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