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Wow.

What am I thinking right now?

That this is weird.

This is weird.

- This isn't weird, this is awesome. - Oh!

What's going on here?

Why are there two of me?

They've restored you from a backup.

- But that's illegal. Is he…? - More muscular?

- Barely. - That's not what I was gonna say at all.

You're downloading the AI into a clone?

Imagine how fast the program will improve after experience

in the real world.

No worries. We've got more clones.

Let's try this again.

I live here.

On the street? It's too bright here. Here.

That hat was our only way of tracking him.

- Will you marry… - No. No.

I have been dreaming of this moment for, like, ten years

and in my dreams I am not wearing this!

What's up, bro?

- Where are you? - Oh, just hanging out with real Nathan.

I'm real Nathan.

I meant fake Nate.

Oh, I'm always switching you guys up now.

Your Nathan is deeply in love with you.

My Nathan has a fixation with Quebec which we're going to explore.

But they belong to Horizen, not us.

Are there two Nathans, Miss Kannerman?

Nathan Brown,

the guy we killed?

There's at least four billionaires in that room.

Choak is in bed with the upload companies and they

control Freeyond.

- Freeze! - Go!

I'm sorry, you're gonna have to come with us.

Ow!

Those bastards brought us down to one person.

I saw other Nathan, they destroyed him.

What?! Oh, my God!

Wait! Wait.

Which one are you?

You have the rings?

He does.

You have the rings. You have the rings.

Right?

I thought you had the rings.

Oh, my God.

- What? - Nathan.

- I… Oh, hold on. - You…

Yeah. No. I got the rings.

And you say, "With this ring, I thee wed."

With this ring,

I thee wed.

Hey.

What's wrong?

I thought you'd be happy.

Hey.

I thought you'd be happy.

Hey, honey, just… checking in.

We made dinner.

There's a plate for you.

We'll leave it outside. Whenever you want, just…

give a shout.

Or any sound.

Should I just leave it on the floor?

Simulation unpaused.

♪ I saw it leave your face ♪

♪ It's the only thing that I need ♪

♪ It's the only thing that I need ♪

♪ But my heart it never breaks ♪

♪ It just beats on despite the ache ♪

♪ And the day I touch you and make you see ♪

♪ Broken we'll be ♪

♪ You and me…

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Broken we'll be ♪

♪ You and me ♪ ♪

Oh, yay!

There she is.

We were just, you know, passing through.

Mm-hmm. Thinking about our best girl Nora.

Like… what's she up to today?

Maybe a shower or laundry? Oh, maybe both.

Here's a subtle reminder, my bachelorette is tonight,

and I would love it if you came.

Might be good for you to finally leave the apartment.

You know, maybe have a drink, maybe a laugh.

- Maybe a shower? Did we already say that? - Mm-hmm.

We miss your smile.

- There it is. Aw, look at you… - Little.

- …lighting up the room. - And no pressure.

You don't have to sing or make a toast. Just come and slump in the corner.

I'll try.

Uh, better, um, get back to it.

Get back to what?

- I… - Oh, my God, Nathan,

these flowers are so beautiful.

Oh, boy.

I guess she'll shed those goggles in her own time.

- Let's hope. - You know what they say,

the best way

to get over your ex is to get under your next.

Which, I could be her next, if you guys think, like, that's a good idea.

- I think it would kill her. - Dope.

- Don't. - What?

Ivan, I will take your rent money, but when I am physically in this apartment,

you do not cross into a shared space.

She's in a shared space.

Yeah, but I am not disgusting.

As soon as I can max out my 401,

both of you are on the street.

- Me, Aleesha? - Yes!

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '96,

today, your life begins.

My name is Meryl Street, and I'm telling you to make your bed.

You call those wedding vows?

- Those are shit. - Yeah, uh, they could be better.

Okay, can you come up with something that will make Ingrid happy,

but is also honest about our complicated past?

I think you're gonna have to pick one, man.

No, that was a great prompt. Come on.

This is important.

These are Nathan's fucking vows!

Nate, don't you worry your pretty little head.

As your best man and officiant, I will handle everything.

What else you got?

Great.

Angel.

You called me.

Did you get me that employee discount on my top hats?

No, but I have been…

Jesus Christ, do you even care about this wedding?

It's like I'm out here entirely on my own.

I have four outfit changes, and I am sewing up a fifth.

I just have my one dress.

- And you think that's enough? - It's all I can afford.

And marrying Nathan is enough.

Ugh! You're stressing me out. You're stressing me out.

Can I speak to your manager? I need to talk to Aleesha. Ring, ring.

- Put her through, Angel. - Aleesha's an EVP now.

She manages, like, 2,000 floors. She is unreachable to the likes of you.

Ugh. I knew she felt weird after our kiss.

I'm sorry, it sounded like

- you said you kissed Aleesha. - Yeah.

And she's been kind of sort of avoiding me ever since.

Juicy. Well,

either she's in love with you and can't deal, or

you're a terrible kisser and she's saving you the embarrassment.

It's the first one.

Of course it is, little man.

- Knock, knock, roomie. - Can't talk.

I have got a senior meeting on floor seven.

Oh, what's on floor seven? HR? 'Cause you kissed Luke?

He's telling people about that now.

Man, he has got a big mouth.

And I bet he knows how to use it.

I'm too busy for this.

But not too busy to come to my bachelorette, right?

- I thought you were a guaranteed yes. - I believe I said I would try to stop by.

I'm certain you did, so now it's a fact, and a fact is a promise.

And a promise is a pancake, and a pancake is a fishtank.

- I can say words too, Ingrid. - Okay,

but without you and Nora, it's looking a little bleak.

Have fun on seven!

Okay, we packing.

Energy bills from all Horizen-Betta locations.

Why do you need it?

Any sign of their new secret project in download tech? OMI wants details.

Not yet, but I will keep my eyes open.

Where do you think you are going?

My roommate is having a bachelorette party, and I…

No. You don't get to have a life.

You took out our top agent when you got Karina fired. We own your ass.

Yeah, well, this ass is free-range.

We had a choice to murder you or to bring you into our organization,

and Karina begged us to bring you in.

She said that you would take to this life, that you're highly intelligent,

you enjoy risk, and you yearn to be exceptional.

And the alternative is being murdered.

- So are we good? - Yeah.

Good. Now, don't forget to fill out your start paperwork.

When can I see Karina?

Oh, Karina. We had to kill her,

- but it was for something else. - What?

No, no, no. We sent her scuba diving.

She's on a scuba diving trip, which she loves.

- You are calm now? - Yeah.

Time for you to train with Mr. Chu.

What the fuck?!

- Oh, my God! - We did it!

Oh.

- I love you. Mm. - I love you, too. Mwah.

- Okay. Honeymoon. Where do you want to go? - Yeah.

I know where you want to go.

Hawaii is the number one ranked honeymoon destination for people under 40.

He wouldn't talk like that. Just act like real Nathan.

Hawaii is the number one ranked

- honeymoon destination for… - Ugh, come on.

You used to be hot.

Now you just make more work for Monique.

Get out of the shared space.

Both of you!

Save your energy, babe.

- She's in a mood. - Ugh!

Replay VR fantasy?

Replay VR fantasy?

Nora.

- Nora. - Nathan?

Nora.

Is that you?

Oh, my God. I found you.

I miss you.

I miss you. I miss you so much.

- I miss you, too. - I thought you were dead.

Oh.

Did you want to go to Hawaii for a honeymoon?

No. Mile End.

- Remember? Montreal. - Oh, my God.

It's really you.

Nathan? Nathan?

Nathan!

I'm losing my mind.

- Angel? - You rang?

Remember, don't "angel" me tomorrow.

It's bad luck for the groom to see his bride the day of the wedding.

I just wanted to see you before I hit the town with the boys.

And you finished your vows, right?

Mine are really, really good.

They're funny, they're moving, timeless, yet modern

and… profound.

Me, too.

- Oh, that's great. - Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, behave yourself, okay?

No cheating on each other until after we get…

- Our reality show. - I know. I know.

Seriously, you have nothing to worry about.

Tonight is gonna be super chill.

- Oh, my God. - Party time!

- Yeah! - No!

Whoo!

- See you. - Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

One second, one single second, could be the difference between life or death.

You must learn to fight.

Pass. I'm an office spy.

I'll be transferring shit to ring drives, inside, looking terrific.

And if Horizen security sees you and tries to kill you, how will you escape?

I'll seduce them.

They're in a committed relationship. It didn't work.

Put these on.

Uh…

Ooh!

Fun.

Ooh… Ooh.

You okay, Mr. Chu?

Nora?

You're back. I didn't know if you'd be back.

- I'm back. - Yay!

I don't know how long I have, though.

Uh…

Mm. What do you want to do? Sing? Dance? Um, play Word Cookies?

- No. No, let's just talk. - Okay.

- This is a nice place. - It's Aleesha's. Flatiron District.

- How have you been? - Uh…

You look, um…

I'll shower. I'll shower. I was gonna shower,

- like, any day now. - Maybe a small shower.

Yeah. Just like… Yeah. Mm-hmm.

You look incredible.

- I want to touch you so bad. - Me, too.

My Cricket-O's are ready.

- You know, it can wait. - Can it?

I don't need to eat.

Go get your Cricket-O's.

- You won't go away? - No.

- Stay here. - I'll try.

- I'll be right back. - Okay.

Don't move. Oh.

Ooh. Okay.

I'm back.

- Hi. - Hi.

♪ Watch and learn how I get this done ♪

♪ Diver's seat I don't ride shotgun ♪

♪ I'm-a make it happen on three, two, one…

So…

What's everyone singing?

I call "Informer."

♪ Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame ♪

♪ A licky boom boom down ♪ ♪

- You know that? - So… who else is coming?

You must have all sorts of cool and glamorous friends, right?

Aleesha and Nora are probably definitely maybe coming.

Okay. This is gonna suck.

Ooh, um, let's play a game.

Oh, everyone say the weirdest thing

they know about Nathan and Ingrid's relationship.

- Oh. - That it's ending in marriage.

Okay.

Call Nora.

Hey, girl. Are you coming?

I could use an actual friend.

I'm really sorry, Ingrid. I can't.

I have… someone over.

Oh. That's wonderful. Bring them. If they're real.

I so wish I could.

- Sorry. - You're still coming to the wedding,

though, right?

Nora?

Lost her.

She sometimes has imaginary friends.

Mm.

Remember, guys, our only goal tonight is to make love to Nathan Brown.

Um, what?

Make Nathan Brown feel loved. What did you, what did you hear?

- What did you hear? - Nothing. Sounds good.

- It's loud. Yeah. Any questions? - Yeah.

Who are all these people?

The sinister six. Next question.

How are we "the sinister six"? There's 11 of us.

I know that, Lionel. That's what makes it so sinister.

Tonight is about… Anyone?

A night where there are no rules. Anything can be put into anything.

- No. No, it's not… - Dead-dead-dead-dead wrong. Dead wrong.

Love. We are all here tonight to show love to Nathan

because we are his closest friends.

Me, Horny Mildred,

Ivan the terrible, Dylan the perv, Mr. Mc-Grump-et,

Ernie the therapist dog… a very good boy…

the Gordita Crunch Taco Head Ad,

two AI guys for good luck, and penis-less guy.

My name is not "penis-less guy."

But you don't have a penis.

- You're not wrong. - I hope Nathan

has a scrumptious night tonight.

Thank you. Oh, goddamn it, not him.

As scrumptious as the Nokia Taco Bell Gordita Crunch.

Okay, can we not advertise during my bachelor party.

Your bachelor party is sponsored by Gordita Crunch.

- Let's get our crunch on. - Super.

All right, everybody, it's time to turn it up. Let's go.

Yeah!

What are you…

- gonna…? - Oh, no.

Fuck, save some for me.

More tongue. More tongue.

I'm delicious,

aren't I?

Have any of you ever paid for sex? What's a normal rate?

- Is this karaoke room two? - Aleesha,

- you made it. - Oh, yeah.

Two hours late and smelling of… hot dog?

It's not a party without Mr. Mayer!

Oh, me first. Me first.

How do you plug him in? Oh, here it is.

- Get it, get it. - Get nasty, Lucy. Okay. Lucy.

- All right. - Does anybody have any

- m-m-m-mustard? - Holy Christ.

- Lucy, I have to see you at work. - Oh, my God.

Good on you, Copper.

Chips O'Toole. Hotels and all from Down Under.

You still have any of those situations available in Sydney?

No, it's all gone. Never mind, Nikos.

People drop out, don't they?

Anyway, come on up to the house, we'll put a couple shrimps on the barbie.

Hey, Dad.

- You said Mom visited you after she died. - That's right.

Sometimes, I feel her presence so strongly it's like I'm talking to her.

"Like." But what about for real?

Nathan's been visiting me as a…

He's been here.

And…

I'm awake.

Here's what I know:

you, me, your mom, Nathan, we all have souls.

- Yeah. - And those souls keep going after death.

I believe it now, too.

Is-is this…

daughter's finally listening to her father?

Oh, my God. Don't gloat.

I had a potato for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Gloating's all I have.

Oh, man.

What happened last night?

Why does my mouth taste like processed meat?

Oh, right.

How do you live in this thing?

- It's so heavy. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Nora.

I love it. Does this mean that you're…?

Surprise.

Ow…

Ladies, there has been a murder.

Because after the guests see you, they're gonna fucking die!

You're gonna look so good! Oh, my God.

- Aw. - Cheers.

That better just be juice.

We're in VR. I'm not getting wasted in real life.

Or am I?

Nora, I'm so happy you're here.

Oh, are you kidding? You think I'd miss the wedding of my ex's copy

and my really new friend?

You're gonna make me cry.

You know, I always thought it would be you and Nathan.

Heard that, Viv.

I'm sure your Nathan would've loved to come.

I know he would, but it's fine.

I talked to him right before I got here.

Wait, what?

I was just speaking with him.

He's not gone.

I mean, my Nathan, he has eternal life.

I mean, he's… he's here.

Oh, he's not here, right, honey?

Well…

I mean, I think he's in heaven,

but also in my apartment,

where he's been appearing to me, as a ghost.

And we hang out and we talk and…

And I'm-I'm not gonna pretend that it's not happening

because it is, okay?

Does anyone have a problem with that?

You know, uh,

if my uncle were gonna haunt anyone, it would probably be you.

Uh… tell him I said to call me.

Just because he's dead

doesn't mean he can't find the time to call his mom, right?

I can't do this.

Okay. Yay. This is just, like, um, a little plus-one

from the afterlife.

Should we all say a little prayer?

Okay, this is now Nora's prayer room.

Let's… Um…

Let's all, let's… Here. Yeah. Um…

Let's… hold hands.

Let's all… uh, bow our heads.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Okay.

Dear Lord.

Hello.

- How are you? - Shh.

I bet nobody ever asks you that.

Thank you for bringing Nathan back in my life.

A… men.

- Amen. - Amen.

Amen, girls.

And a-women, am I right?

- Hey. - Aw…

That was really sweet.

Yeah.

Fill me up.

Not today. I'm a guest, same as you.

Leeshy. How much time did they reserve that whole lobby for?

It's super expensive.

They're good.

You know, I always thought it would be you and Nathan together in the end.

What?

You had, like, a-a vibe.

Oh, my God, we're not sitting together?

Gah. I promised myself I wouldn't do this.

Usually, a woman is walked by her dad,

but she's walking herself because her dad killed her fiancé.

- Is that normal? - No.

Wow.

Showtime.

Hey, how's everybody doing over here, huh? Make some noise

for me, your wedding emcee.

I understand we have some guests who have traveled

all the way from the real world today,

and, boy, are their arms tired.

God.

We are gathered here today to celebrate a very beautiful thing.

A wedding between a perfect ten living woman

and a man who is dead.

Or rather, a copy of a man who is dead,

- and yet, is a more perfect 11. - There it is.

I will now invite the couple to read their vows.

Thank you, Luke.

Nathan, when I was a child,

my favorite book was

The Very Independent Bubble.

Surprise, surprise.

And I quote…

"Once there was a little girl who loved to blow bubbles.

And when she blew them, they would go wherever she wanted.

She could make them go up or down or sideways."

"But one day,

she blew a bubble who had a mind of his own."

"He was a very independent bubble."

- Mm-hmm. - It's me.

"When she made all the other bubbles go up,

he decided to explore the world.

'Come back,' shouted the little girl.

'The world is full of pokey things that can pop a bubble.'

But the very independent bubble didn't care.

He had to see what was out there.

So, the little girl secretly followed him,

and whenever he almost hit a pokey thing, she jumped in front.

And the girl was happy.

Although, she was covered in bruises from all the pokey things.

But one morning, she woke up

and the very independent bubble was gone.

She searched high and low for him,

from the bottom of a diamond mine to the top of a skyscraper.

She was so upset, she didn't look where she was going,

and she fell right off the tippy top of the skyscraper.

Down, down she fell,

past all the good little bubbles who had floated up.

And guess what happened next.

She fell right on top of the very independent bubble, and… he didn't pop.

He turned into a pillow

and stayed in her bed forever after."

Sorry.

Nathan.

No matter what happens to us,

Brownie, no matter where you float away to…

…I will always find you.

And you will end up in my bed.

Okay. Uh, Nathan?

Ingy.

You are the most passionate person I have ever met.

You go all in on everything that you do.

And that's how I'm gonna be in this marriage.

I'm all in.

I'm all In-grid.

For all eternity.

Nathan, do you take this woman to be your wife

for as long as you both shall live, which theoretically could be forever?

- I do. - Ingrid, do you take…

I do.

I have one more thing that I have to read.

"This wedding was brought to you by Gordita Crunch.

Six flavors, one delectable crunch. Now even cheesier. Get your crunch on."

I now pronounce you man and wife. You can kiss, please kiss.

I love you guys! Whoo!

Norma? Really? Still?

Excuse me, that's my chair.

I'm Norma, Ingrid's pube stylist.

I think you're up there.

It is so good to finally meet you. Ingrid calls me Nora all the time.

Nice to meet you, too.

Hear ye, hear ye.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing

Mr. and Mrs. Ingrid-Nathan Kannerman-Brown.

- Oh, boy. She's gonna throw a bouquet. - The wedding bouquet.

Traditionally, whoever catches it will be the next person getting married.

That's right, which means it's time for me to go. Peace.

- Nora. Catch. - No.

Not in my house! Booyah!

I'm getting married. Yes!

- It's okay. - Yeah.

Hey. I meant what I said.

I love you. I'm 100% in.

I know. I just wish everyone got what they wanted.

What? Oh.

- Uh… Nothing. - What is it?

- No. - You're fine. You're fine.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

So, it looks like my hug suit is having a little malfunction.

It's not a problem. Just keep enjoying your hors d'oeuvres.

You look beautiful.

- I'm just happy. - Come here.

Use mine. It's your day.

Thank you.

Nora. Nora, are you here?

Nathan?

- Nathan. Oh… - Yeah, it's me.

Oh, no way. Maid of honor?

- Oh. - That's so cute.

What?

Wait.

Oh, my God.

You're a projection. Not a ghost.

That's good news.

You're not dead, y-y-you're digital.

Do you know where you're projecting from?

I don't know. It's really bright.

And-and… I can hear this, like, um…

"bshh, bshh" sound, and…

I can see a torrent.

I need you to come find me.