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ANDY...
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HMM?
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
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SEE WHAT?
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LITTERING.
I'LL TAKE HIM.
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OKAY.
I'LL GET SOME COFFEE.
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SAY, FELLA!
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YOU, UH, NEW
HERE, MISTER?
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HUH?
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WE GOT LAWS
IN THIS TOWN.
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WELL,
I AIN'T DONE NOTHING.
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LOOK,
I'M IN KIND OF A HURRY.
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YOU GOT TIME ENOUGH
TO LITTER THE STREETS.
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OH, IS THAT ALL?
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IS THAT ALL?!
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LITTERING'S NOTHING
TO BE LAUGHED AT.
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YOU LET ONE PERSON LITTER,
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?
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WELL, I...
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS.
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
EVERYBODY'S LITTERING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D BETTER DO?
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I'D JUST BETTER
WRITE YOU A CITATION.
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LOOK, DEPUTY, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE THIS FIVE BUCKS
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AND WE'LL FORGET
THE WHOLE THING, OKAY?
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ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE
AN OFFICER OF THE LAW?!
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WELL, IT'S ONLY A FIN...
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE THIS AND LET ME GO?
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ALL RIGHT,
DROP IT RIGHT HERE!
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NICE GOING, DEPUTY.
YES, SIR, NICE GOING.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT HAPPENED, BARNEY?
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YOUR DEPUTY JUST
HELPED US NAIL EDDIE BROOKE.
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WHAT?!
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HE ESCAPED
FROM ATLANTA
YESTERDAY.
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THREE-TIME LOSER
DOING 20 YEARS.
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WE GOT HERE AS YOUR DEPUTY
THREW HIM TO THE GROUND.
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HE-HE DID WHAT?
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I-I -- UH...
BARNEY?
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BARNEY, YOU
ALL RIGHT?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, THELMA LOU,
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YOU CAN BE RIGHT PROUD
OF YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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YOU SURE CAN.
YOU SURE CAN.
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HE JUST HELPED CAPTURE
AN ESCAPED CRIMINAL.
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HE WHAT?!
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Andy: HE GOT HIM DOWN SO'S
THE TROOPERS COULD TAKE HIM.
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BARNEY, HOW...
HOW'D IT HAPPEN?
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UH, OH, WELL,
I-I'M NOT TOO SURE.
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SEE, IT ALL
HAPPENED SO FAST.
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HE-HE BEGAN TO... UH...
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ALL RIGHT, BROOKE,
LET'S GET MOVING.
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GOOD MAN THERE, SHERIFF.
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I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS,
DEPUTY.
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BARNEY, I'VE GOT
TO HAND IT TO YOU.
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THAT BEATS ANYTHING
I EVER HEARD OF.
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I SAW IT ALL
FROM MY STORE.
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BARNEY NAILED HIM
WITH A FLYING TACKLE.
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NOW, WHAT'D YOU
DO THEN, BARNEY?
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WHAT'D HE DO?
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HE CLIPPED HIM
WITH A SHORT RIGHT.
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WHY, THAT PUNCH DIDN'T GO
NO FURTHER THAN A FOOT.
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HEY, HEY, IT WAS
MORE THAN A PUNCH.
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HE MUST HAVE USED
SOME OF THAT JUDO.
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WHY, THAT FELLA
NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
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AIN'T THAT
RIGHT, BARNEY?
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BARNEY, I'M SO
PROUD OF YOU.
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BUT... BUT YOU COULD
HAVE BEEN HURT.
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YOU MIGHT HAVE
BEEN KILLED.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, BUT THEN AGAIN,
HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN HURT.
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HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN KILLED.
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YOU'RE A REAL HERO, BARNEY.
TOOK A LOT OF COURAGE.
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WHAT ARE YOU SO SURPRISED ABOUT?
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
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DEPUTY FIFE,
IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME
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YOU'VE PUT IN
A GOOD DAY'S WORK ALREADY.
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HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO TAKE THELMA LOU HERE
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AND HAVE THE REST
OF THE AFTERNOON OFF?
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OH, BARNEY, WILL YOU?
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WELL, I'D LIKE TO, THELMA LOU,
BUT I DON'T GUESS I'D BETTER.
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
WHEN ANOTHER BEAST
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MIGHT COME DOWN
OUT OF THE FOREST.
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YOU UNDERSTAND,
DON'T YOU, THELMA LOU?
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WELL...
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I REALLY DON'T
EXPECT YOU TO.
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YOU SEE, THELMA LOU...
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THIS IS WHAT WE CALL
THE DEADLY GAME.
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I'M IN IT FOR KEEPS.
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YOU START OUT TO GIVE A MAN
A TICKET FOR LITTERING
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AND NEXT THING I KNOW,
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WHY, YOU'RE THE TOAST
OF MAYBERRY.
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WELL, I'LL ADMIT IT STARTED OUT
WITH LITTERING, BUT...
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THE MINUTE I SEEN HIM CLOSE UP,
I KNEW THIS WAS BIGGER GAME.
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OH, YOU DID, HUH?
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YEAH, BOY...
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HE SEEN ME CLOSING IN,
HE MADE HIS MOVE.
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AND THAT'S WHEN
YOU GOT HIM?
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HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
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HOW'D YOU GET
HIM DOWN AGAIN?
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I GIVE HIM THE OLD...
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BODY BLOCK.
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THE OLD BODY BLOCK?
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YEAH, THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE
A WEAPON OUT OF YOUR WHOLE BODY.
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OH, IS THAT WHAT
YOUR BODY IS-- A WEAPON?
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WHEN USED CORRECTLY.
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YEAH, I TURNED MYSELF
INTO AN OBSTACLE.
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SUDDENLY, I'M NO LONGER
BARNEY FIFE, THE MAN.
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I'M BARNEY FIFE,
THE BULKHEAD.
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I'LL BE DOGGED.
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WELL!
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MIGHT AS WELL HAVE ME
A LOOK AROUND TOWN.
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NO TELLING WHAT
MIGHT BE COMING UP.
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YOU KNOW, ANDY...
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I NEVER THOUGHT
OUR TOWN WOULD COME TO THIS.
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HMPH!
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MAYBERRY--
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GATEWAY TO DANGER.
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HI, BARNEY.
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HEY, HERE'S BARNEY.
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YOU-ALL HEARD HOW BARNEY CAUGHT
THAT CROOK TODAY?
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THREW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF HIM
AND BLOCKED HIM.
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MADE A WEAPON
OUT OF MY WHOLE BODY.
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HI, PA.
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HI, OPE.
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HEY, PA, SAY "DRAW!"
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DRAW!
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OOH.
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YOU GOT ME.
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YOU MUST BE THE FASTEST GUN
IN THE FIRST GRADE.
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BARNEY'S BEEN TEACHING ME.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING, PA?
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THAT WAS A MIGHTY BRAVE THING
HE DONE TODAY,
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CATCHING THAT CROOK.
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SURE WAS.
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PA, YOU SUPPOSE MAYBE BARNEY
WAS SCARED JUST A LITTLE BIT?
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IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME.
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A WHOLE LOT OF TIMES,
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THAT'S THE WAY A FELLER
GETS TO BE A HERO --
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BY BEING SCARED ENOUGH
TO DO SOMETHING BRAVE.
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HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN SCARED, PA?
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REALLY SCARED?
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YEAH, BOY.
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I REMEMBER ONE TIME WHEN I WAS
ABOUT YOUR AGE,
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I CLIMBED OVER THIS FENCE
INTO THIS FARMER'S FIELD,
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AND I COME FACE TO FACE
WITH A GREAT BIG OLD BULL.
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AND HE HAD THE MEANEST
DISPOSITION
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AND THE LONGEST HORNS.
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WHAT'D YOU DO, PA?
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OH, I'D SAY
ABOUT 60 MILES AN HOUR.
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ANYTHING LESS, AND I MIGHT
HAVE HAD MY PRIDE PUNCTURED.
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OPIE, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
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WE HAVE TO GET YOU
SOME NEW JEANS.
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AGAIN? THAT BOY
GOES THROUGH BRITCHES
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LIKE HE'S WEARING
SANDPAPER UNDERWEAR.
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I KNOW.
WHERE'S BARNEY?
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HE'S AT THE POST OFFICE.
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I HAVEN'T CONGRATULATED
HIM YET.
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THAT WAS A VERY BRAVE
THING HE DID TODAY.
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IT SOUNDS
KIND OF FRIGHTENING.
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IT REALLY WAS.
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IT'S THE MOST EXCITING THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO BARNEY.
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I'LL BET HE'S SO PROUD.
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HE'S GOT REASON TO BE, TOO.
I'M PROUD OF HIM.
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YOU KNOW, ANDY,
A THING LIKE THIS
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HAPPENS SO SELDOM.
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I THINK WE SHOULD CELEBRATE
IN SOME WAY.
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WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY,
AUNT BEE?
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LET'S SURPRISE HIM.
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Opie:
OH, BOY,
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A SURPRISE PARTY!
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THAT'S AN OUTSTANDING IDEA,
AUNT BEE.
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KEEP IT SMALL--
JUST US AND THELMA LOU.
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OKAY.
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MMM!
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ANDY, NOW, STOP IT!
STOP IT!
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ANDY, NOW, PLEASE!
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YOU'RE WORSE
THAN OPIE.
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WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT.
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IT'S GOOD.
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HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
HERE TEN MINUTES AGO.
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ANDY, ARE YOU SURE...
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NOW, THELMA LOU,
JUST BE PATIENT.
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HE'LL BE HERE.
HE'S JUST A FEW MINUTES LATE.
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THERE'S THE POLICE CAR.
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HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!
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I'LL GET THE LIGHTS.
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NOW, MAKE THAT SURPRISE GOOD
AND LOUD WHEN HE COMES IN.
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COME IN.
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SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
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OH, UH...
HOWDY, BOYS.
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WE WAS EXPECTING
DEPUTY FIFE.
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WHAT ARE YOU-ALL DOING
BACK IN TOWN?
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WE LOOKED FOR YOU
DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE.
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SHERIFF, WE...
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WELL, HI, EVERYBODY.
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Andy:
HI, BARN.
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WH-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY
FOR YOU, BARNEY.
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FOR ME?
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Andy:
YEAH.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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WELL, DID YOU FELLAS
COME ALL THE WAY BACK
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JUST FOR
MY SURPRISE PARTY?
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NO, BUT WE DO HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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WE WERE HEADED
FOR THE CAPITAL
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AND WE STOPPED AT A GAS STATION
AND BROOKE ESCAPED.
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ESCAPED?!
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GOT OUT THROUGH A WINDOW
IN THE RESTROOM.
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Brooke:
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, DEPUTY.
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Andy:
BARNEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
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HUH?
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I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, DEPUTY.
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Brooke: ...DEPUTY.
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BARNEY!
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OH, UH...
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HI, THELMA LOU.
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UH... I WAS JUST, UH...
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PRACTICING
MY QUICK DRAW.
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BARNEY, I...
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
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WELL, SHUCKS,
THELMA LOU
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THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.
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THERE'S A KILLER
ROAMIN' AROUND
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WHO SWORE HE'D GET YOU.
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BARNEY, I WISH
YOU'D DO ME A FAVOR
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AND... AND LEAVE TOWN
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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GOSH, THELMA LOU,
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WHAT KIND OF A MAN
WOULD I BE
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IF I RAN
FROM TROUBLE?
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A LIVE ONE.
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A MAN LIKE BROOKE
COULD DO ANYTHING.
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COME ON, THELMA LOU.
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00:11:05,619 --> 00:11:08,822
GIVE THE MAN CREDIT
FOR SO INTELLIGENCE.
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HE AIN'T GOING
TO BE STUPID ENOUGH
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TO COME BACK HERE AND TANGLE
WITH OL' BARNEY FIFE.
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SO, UH...
WHY DON'T YOU
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00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:19,200
JUST RUN ALONG
HOME, HUH?
236
00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:22,336
OH, HI, THELMA LOU.
237
00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:25,606
ANDY, I WISH YOU'D
MAKE BARNEY GO AWAY
238
00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:26,807
FOR A FEW DAYS.
239
00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:31,612
AW, SHUCKS, THELMA LOU
240
00:11:31,645 --> 00:11:33,847
BARNEY'S GOT
THAT FELLA'S NUMBER.
241
00:11:33,881 --> 00:11:35,616
Thelma Lou:
YOU SURE?
242
00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:36,717
YEAH.
243
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,820
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
244
00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:46,594
YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF, BARNEY.
245
00:11:56,804 --> 00:11:59,907
HELLO. SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
246
00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,643
OH, HELLO, CAPTAIN.
247
00:12:02,676 --> 00:12:05,246
YEAH.
248
00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,647
YEAH.
249
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,916
WELL, MUCH OBLIGED
FOR LETTING US KNOW.
250
00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:11,385
RIGHT, CAPTAIN. BYE.
251
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:14,255
WHAT WAS THAT?
252
00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:16,524
THAT WAS CAPTAIN ARDELL,
STATE POLICE.
253
00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,392
A MAN ANSWERING
BROOKE'S DESCRIPTION
254
00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:19,893
WAS SEEN HEADED
TOWARD MAYBERRY
255
00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,862
IN A STOLEN CAR.
256
00:12:25,599 --> 00:12:28,669
BARNEY, MAYBE
THELMA LOU HAD SOMETHING
257
00:12:28,702 --> 00:12:31,672
ABOUT YOU LEAVING TOWN
FOR A FEW DAYS.
258
00:12:31,705 --> 00:12:32,940
OH, HELLO,
JOHNSON, MILLER.
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00:12:32,973 --> 00:12:34,775
CAPTAIN ARDELL
JUST CALLED AND SAID
260
00:12:34,808 --> 00:12:36,644
THEY THINK BROOKE'S
HEADED THIS WAY.
261
00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:37,811
WE SAW HIS CAR
262
00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:39,780
ABANDONED BY A LAKE
OUTSIDE OF TOWN.
263
00:12:39,813 --> 00:12:41,949
THAT'S IN THATCHER'S WOODS.
264
00:12:41,982 --> 00:12:44,552
THAT'S JUST...
THREE MILES FROM HERE.
265
00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:45,986
ARE YOU BOYS
WITH US?
266
00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:48,456
UH... SURE THING.
267
00:12:48,489 --> 00:12:52,226
WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
MAKE IT QUICK.
268
00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:01,269
WELL, BARNEY?
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00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:05,639
LET'S GO.
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LOAD UP.
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00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:03,297
BREAD AND BUTTER.
272
00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:16,410
SEE ANYTHING, ANDY?
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00:14:16,444 --> 00:14:17,811
NOT YET.
274
00:14:17,845 --> 00:14:20,080
A LOT OF PLACES
A MAN COULD HIDE
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00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:21,749
AROUND THIS LAKE.
276
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:50,844
YOU WAIT HERE, BARNEY.
277
00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:52,746
WHERE YOU GOING?
278
00:14:54,147 --> 00:14:55,783
I'M GONNA CLIMB
THIS TREE HERE
279
00:14:55,816 --> 00:14:58,051
AND SEE IF I CAN GET
A BETTER VIEW FROM THE TOP.
280
00:14:58,085 --> 00:14:59,620
GOOD IDEA.
CLIMB THAT TREE
281
00:14:59,653 --> 00:15:02,823
AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET
A BETTER VIEW FROM THE TOP.
282
00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,488
UH... I THOUGHT
283
00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,724
I'D COME UP
AND HELP YOU LOOK.
284
00:15:36,757 --> 00:15:38,892
MY EYES ARE 20/20,
YOU KNOW.
285
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:58,579
HEY, BARNEY,
WOULD YOU MIND
286
00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,814
IF I STOP AND REST
A LITTLE WHILE?
287
00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:02,082
I... I'M BUSHED.
288
00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:04,618
YEAH, YOU GO AHEAD.
289
00:16:06,454 --> 00:16:08,589
MAKE IT EASY
ON YOURSELF.
290
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,691
I'LL WAIT TILL YOU...
GET YOUR SECOND WIND.
291
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,025
OKAY.
292
00:16:19,032 --> 00:16:22,035
SHERIFF TAYLOR
CALLING OFFICER JOHNSON.
293
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:25,005
SHERIFF TAYLOR CALLING
OFFICER JOHNSON, OVER.
294
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:29,109
NO, NARY A THING.
295
00:16:29,142 --> 00:16:32,680
YOU-ALL SPOTTED
ANYTHING?
296
00:16:32,713 --> 00:16:35,449
WELL, JUST...
JUST KEEP LOOKING.
297
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,918
WE'LL MEET YOU AFTER A WHILE
OVER AT THE OLD BARN.
298
00:16:37,951 --> 00:16:40,454
OVER AND OUT.
299
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:42,222
THEY AIN'T SEEN
NOTHIN' EITHER,
300
00:16:42,255 --> 00:16:43,591
NOT EVEN A FOOTPRINT.
301
00:16:43,624 --> 00:16:45,526
IF THAT FELLA'S
IN THESE WOODS
302
00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:47,961
HE'S BOUND TO BE SWINGING
FROM TREE TO TREE.
303
00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:50,564
WHAT WAS THAT?
304
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:52,566
HE'S IN THERE, ANDY!
I KNOW HE IS!
305
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,502
NOW, JUST TAKE
IT EASY, BARNEY.
306
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,803
CAREFUL, ANDY.
307
00:16:55,836 --> 00:16:57,771
HE'S A DANGEROUS KILLER.
308
00:16:57,805 --> 00:16:59,707
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
309
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:21,094
BARNEY, YOU HAD NO IDEA
IT WASN'T BROOKE.
310
00:17:21,128 --> 00:17:23,564
I NOTICE
YOU DIDN'T DRAW.
311
00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:24,965
WELL...
312
00:17:24,998 --> 00:17:26,867
OH, WHAT'S THE USE
OF KIDDING, ANDY?
313
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,102
EVER SINCE I HEARD
BROOKE WAS ON THE LOOSE...
314
00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:30,270
BARNEY,
IF WE'RE GOING
315
00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:32,239
TO MEET THEM STATE
TROOPERS AT THE BARN
316
00:17:32,272 --> 00:17:33,707
WE BETTER GET GOING.
317
00:17:33,741 --> 00:17:35,943
ANDY, YESTERDAY,
WHEN I RUN INTO BROOKE...
318
00:17:35,976 --> 00:17:37,778
I HOPE THEY CAN
FIND THAT OLD BARN.
319
00:17:37,811 --> 00:17:40,113
WAIT, ANDY, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW
320
00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:41,582
ABOUT THAT CAPTURE.
321
00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:43,651
AIN'T GOING TO BE
MUCH LIGHT LEFT.
322
00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:45,185
ANDY...
323
00:17:50,624 --> 00:17:53,060
YOU COMING,
BARNEY?
324
00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:54,595
OKAY.
325
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:00,233
MILLER, YOU
AND BARNEY CHECK
326
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,970
THE CHICKEN HOUSE
OVER THERE.
327
00:18:51,118 --> 00:18:53,086
YOU KNOW, I BETTER
CHECK THAT LOFT.
328
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,023
UH... JOHNSON.
329
00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:58,025
JOHNSON.
330
00:18:58,058 --> 00:18:59,627
YEAH, SHERIFF?
331
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,361
YOU KNOW,
BROOKE'S TOO SMART
332
00:19:01,394 --> 00:19:03,997
TO LET HIMSELF
BE TRAPPED IN A BARN.
333
00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:05,599
NOW, WE'VE COVERED THE AREA
334
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,635
FROM THE LAKE
UP HERE TO THE BARN.
335
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:08,869
LET'S CIRCLE ON AROUND
336
00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:10,638
FROM HERE
DOWN TO THE HIGHWAY.
337
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:11,872
I'M SURE GLAD
338
00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:13,874
YOU KNOW THIS PART
OF THE COUNTRY, SHERIFF.
339
00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:15,308
WELL, I OUGHT TO.
340
00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:17,611
WHEN I WAS YOUNG
I SPENT MORE TIME AROUND HERE
341
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:19,012
THAN I DID WHEN
I WAS AT SCHOOL.
342
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,615
OH, SOMETHING ELSE
I'D LIKE TO DO, TOO.
343
00:19:21,649 --> 00:19:23,751
I'D LIKE TO LEAVE
MY DEPUTY HERE.
344
00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:25,786
I DON'T GET YOU,
SHERIFF.
345
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:28,789
WELL, IF BROOKE EVER
SPOTS BARNEY, LOOK OUT.
346
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:30,090
AND I CAN'T BLAME HIM.
347
00:19:30,123 --> 00:19:32,025
IF IT HADN'T
BEEN FOR BARNEY,
348
00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:35,295
YOU ALL MIGHT NOT HAVE CAUGHT
BROOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
349
00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:38,231
YEAH. WELL, IT'S
A GOOD THING HE'S NOT ARMED.
350
00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:40,000
YEAH. COME ON.
351
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:43,737
LET ME HAVE THAT WALKIE-TALKIE.
I'LL GIVE THAT TO BARNEY.
352
00:19:43,771 --> 00:19:46,674
HEY, BARNEY!
353
00:19:51,211 --> 00:19:52,913
YOU WANT ME, ANDY?
354
00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:55,282
HEY, BARNEY, LISTEN.
I GOT AN IMPORTANT JOB FOR YOU.
355
00:19:55,315 --> 00:19:57,851
THIS HERE BARN IS GOING TO BE
COMMUNICATIONS CENTER
356
00:19:57,885 --> 00:19:59,186
AND YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
357
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:02,923
OH. WELL,
DON'T YOU... DON'T...
358
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:04,658
DON'T YOU THINK
I'D BE MORE HELP
359
00:20:04,692 --> 00:20:06,226
OUT THERE
WITH THE FELLAS?
360
00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:08,696
OH, NO. YOU'D BE MUCH MORE
VALUABLE RIGHT HERE.
361
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,198
KEEP IN TOUCH, NOW.
362
00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:22,009
UH... DEPUTY FIFE
CALLING SHERIFF TAYLOR. OVER.
363
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,677
HI, ANDY.
364
00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:26,179
ANY NEWS?
365
00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:27,781
WELL, YEAH.
366
00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:29,316
YEAH, I KNOW.
I KNOW YOU JUST LEFT.
367
00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:32,285
I THOUGHT MAYBE...
MAYBE YOU RAN INTO SOMETHING.
368
00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:36,256
UH... 10-4.
369
00:22:21,328 --> 00:22:23,363
DON'T SHOOT!
I AIN'T GOT NO GUN!
370
00:22:28,601 --> 00:22:30,170
BARNEY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
371
00:22:30,203 --> 00:22:31,471
THE DEPUTY
GOT HIM.
372
00:22:31,504 --> 00:22:33,440
HE DONE IT AGAIN.
373
00:22:39,079 --> 00:22:42,049
HOW'D YOU DO IT, BARNEY?
HOW'D YOU NAIL HIM?
374
00:22:42,082 --> 00:22:44,517
DID HE RUSH YOU?
WELL, SAY SOMETHING.
375
00:22:44,551 --> 00:22:46,987
WELL, WHAT'S
THE MATTER, BARNEY?
376
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,289
I SWALLOWED MY GUM.
377
00:22:56,463 --> 00:22:59,099
OKAY, BARNEY.
I'M SORRY YOU GOT NIGHT DUTY.
378
00:22:59,132 --> 00:23:00,567
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
ANDY.
379
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,602
HEY, DID YOU SEE THE LOOK
ON THAT BROOKE'S FACE
380
00:23:02,635 --> 00:23:04,972
WHEN THOSE TWO TROOPERS
TOOK HIM AWAY THE SECOND TIME?
381
00:23:05,005 --> 00:23:07,841
YEAH. DON'T FORGET TO PUT
THE LATCH ON THE BACK DOOR.
382
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,076
BOY, HE SURE WAS --
383
00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:10,610
I GOT TO GO, BARNEY.
GOOD NIGHT.
384
00:23:10,643 --> 00:23:12,980
YEAH. UH...
385
00:23:13,013 --> 00:23:14,214
NIGHT.
386
00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:45,545
Now, make that surprise
good and loud.
387
00:23:45,578 --> 00:23:46,579
Ready?
388
00:23:46,613 --> 00:23:48,215
All: SURPRISE!
389
00:23:50,217 --> 00:23:51,551
EASY, TIGER.
390
00:23:51,584 --> 00:23:53,620
IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY,
BARNEY!
391
00:23:53,653 --> 00:23:55,889
LOOK AT ALL THIS
GOOD STUFF.
392
00:23:55,923 --> 00:23:57,124
HI!
393
00:23:57,157 --> 00:23:59,392
OH, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
394
00:23:59,426 --> 00:24:01,061
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
395
00:24:01,094 --> 00:24:02,462
WHAT ARE YOU TWO FELLAS
DOING HERE?
396
00:24:02,495 --> 00:24:04,431
DON'T TELL ME THAT BROOKE'S
ON HIS WAY BACK!
397
00:24:04,464 --> 00:24:07,367
OH, NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
NOT WITH OLD TIGER FIFE AROUND.
398
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,202
NOW LET'S HEAR IT
FOR BARNEY.
399
00:24:09,236 --> 00:24:11,104
All: * WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH BARNEY? *
400
00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:13,006
* HE'S ALL RIGHT!
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