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* GOIN' DOWN TO CRIPPLE CREEK,
GONNA HAVE FUN *
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* GOIN' DOWN TO CRIPPLE CREEK
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN *
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* ROLL UP MY BRITCHES
TO MY KNEES... *
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OH, HOWDY, BARNEY.
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I SEE YOU GOT
YOUR PAYCHECK THIS MONTH.
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YEAH, I GOT IT.
SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT?
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YES, THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH IT.
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WELL, WHAT?
THIS CHECK'S MADE OUT
TO BARNEY FIFE.
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IT OUGHTA BE MADE OUT
TO BARNEY SUCKER.
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WHAT?
LOOK AT ALL THESE DEDUCTIONS,
AND THIS TAX.
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THERE'S NOTHING LEFT,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
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BARNEY SUCKER, THAT'S WHO
IT OUGHTA BE MADE OUT TO.
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OH, BARNEY.
THAT'S ME,
BARNEY SUCKER.
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IT'S OPEN SEASON
ON BARNEY.
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COME ON, EVERYBODY, LET'S ALL
TAKE A BITE OUT OF BARNEY FIFE.
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NOW, COME ON.
GOOD OLD BARNEY.
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HE MAKES IT, HE'S GOT IT,
LET'S TAKE IT.
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NOW, BARNEY,
WOULD YOU JUST SIMMER DOWN?
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NOW, THEY'RE ALL LEGITIMATE
GOVERNMENT DEDUCTIONS.
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BESIDES, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY --
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CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU.
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WITH ME?
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THEY KEEP NIBBLIN'
AT ME LIKE THIS,
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I'LL BE LUCKY IF
I GET TO GO MYSELF.
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ONLY THING TO DO,
I GUESS,
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IS INVEST MY MONEY
IN SOME GOOD STOCK.
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YOU KNOW, SOMETHING
THAT ZOOMS OVERNIGHT.
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HAPPENS, YOU KNOW.
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OIL STOCKS AND URANIUM.
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YOU BETTER WATCH
THIS INVESTIN' BUSINESS.
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WOODS ARE FULL OF CON MEN.
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YOU'D BE JUST RIPE
FOR THE PLUCKIN', TOO.
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ME? HEH, HEH.
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NOT LIKELY,
NOT OLD EAGLE-EYE BARNEY.
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NO.
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WELL, NOW, I TELL YOU,
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IF YOU'RE REALLY
CONSIDERIN' INVESTIN',
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WHY DON'T YOU
TRY COIN COLLECTIN'?
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COIN COLLECTIN'?
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FOR INVESTING?
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WELL, SURE.
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IT'S A GOOD HOBBY,
AND YOU CAN'T NEVER TELL,
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WHEN YOU'LL RUN ACROSS
A RARE OLD COIN,
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MIGHT BRING YOU
A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY.
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A COIN?
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CUT IT OUT.
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WELL, SURE.
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LOOK HERE,
LOOK RIGHT HERE.
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HERE. YEAH.
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SEE THAT NICKEL
RIGHT THERE?
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YEAH.
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NOW, I PAID $10
FOR THAT NICKEL.
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A MONTH LATER, FELLOW
OFFERED ME $50 FOR IT.
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WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME A BIT
IF I WAS TO ADVERTISE
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I'D GET, OH, A COUPLE
HUNDRED DOLLARS.
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FOR A NICKEL?
YEAH.
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HOW COME?
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WELL, THEY MADE A MISTAKE
AT THE MINT.
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LOOK RIGHT HERE.
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SEE THAT BUFFALO
RIGHT THERE?
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YEAH.
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FACING THE WRONG WAY.
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I'LL BE DARNED.
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FACING
THE WRONG WAY, HUH?
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YEAH.
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HUH. AND THAT
MAKES IT VALUABLE?
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YUP.
YEAH, I DON'T EXPECT
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THERE'S MORE
THAN TWO OR THREE
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IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
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NO FOOLIN'?
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AND IT KEEPS INCREASIN'
IN VALUE?
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YEAH, THE FEWER THERE
ARE ON THE MARKET...
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YOU SAY THERE'S ONLY TWO?
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OH, TWO OR THREE
AT THE MOST.
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WELL...
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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UH, YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO SELL IT, WOULD YOU?
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HMM?
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YOU KNOW OF SOMEBODY
WANTS TO BUY IT?
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WELL, I MIGHT BUY IT.
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YOU MIGHT?
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HMM.
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I COULDN'T GIVE YOU
NO $200, BUT...
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MIGHT GO $50.
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$75?
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$75'S A DEAL?
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WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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THANK YOU, ANDY.
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YEAH.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
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LET ME JUST COMPARE THIS
WITH A REGULAR NICKEL.
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LET ME SEE THERE.
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HEY, ANDY!
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THE BUFFALO ON THIS NICKEL'S
FACIN' THE SAME WAY!
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OH, LET ME SEE THAT.
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NOW, NOW, WHICH WAY'S
THE BUFFALO FACING
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ON YOUR REGULAR NICKEL?
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THAT WAY.
WELL, YOU SEE, THE BUFFALO
ON THIS RARE NICKEL'S
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FACING THAT WAY.
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YEAH. SEE?
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SEE THERE?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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I'LL BE DARNED.
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YEAH.
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HEY, NOW MINE'S
FACING THE SAME WAY!
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DARN YOU, ANDY!
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WELL, BARNEY, I WAS
JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU
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HOW EASY IT'D BE
FOR YOU TO GET TAKEN.
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I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING
TO GET TAKEN BY MY OWN FRIEND,
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FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
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I'M SORRY,
LET'S JUST FORGET IT.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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HI, ANDY,
HI, BARNEY.
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Andy: OH, HI, ELLIE.
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THIS IS MR. MAXWELL
FROM NEW YORK.
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MR. MAXWELL, THIS IS
OUR SHERIFF, ANDY TAYLOR,
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AND HIS DEPUTY,
BARNEY FIFE.
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OH, HOW DO YOU
DO, SIR?
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HOW ARE YOU?
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HOWDY.
HELLO, DEPUTY.
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YOU'RE A SALESMAN,
ARE YOU?
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OH, NO, NO, THIS ISN'T
A SAMPLE CASE.
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THIS IS A PORTABLE
TAPE RECORDER.
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MR. MAXWELL MAKES
RECORDINGS OF FOLK SONGS
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ALL OVER THE WORLD.
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HE MIGHT WANT
TO DO AN ALBUM
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WITH SOME
OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE.
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OH, WELL, I 'SPECT
THAT'D TICKLE EVERYBODY,
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DON'T YOU, BARNEY?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I STOPPED IN THE DRUGSTORE
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TO GET A BITE TO EAT,
AND I GOT TO TALKING
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TO MISS WALKER,
AND SHE SAID THAT POSSIBLY
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YOU COULD STEER ME TO SOME OF
THE TALENT AROUND HERE.
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OH, I WOULDN'T
BE SURPRISED.
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SAY, THIS THE FIRST TIME
I EVER SEEN
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ONE OF THESE DOOHICKEYS
IN THE FLESH.
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HOW THEY WORK?
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WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU
A DEMONSTRATION.
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SHERIFF, HAVE YOU GOT
AN OUTLET AROUND HERE?
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YEAH, GOOD PLACE,
RIGHT OVER HERE.
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WELL, HERE'S
THE MICROPHONE.
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS PLUG IT IN.
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A MIKE
AND EVERYTHING.
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TURN IT ON.
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NOW, HERE, DEPUTY, YOU
HOLD THAT IN YOUR HAND.
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NOW...
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[ MACHINE STARTS UP ]
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NOW, GO AHEAD,
SAY SOMETHING
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RIGHT INTO
THE MIKE.
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GO AHEAD,
BARNEY, SAY SOMETHING.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ COUGHING ]
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[Woodenly] UH, T-TESTING,
ONE, TWO, HELLO?
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SAY SOMETHING OFFICIAL,
SOMETHING YOU SAY
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EVERY DAY AS
A DEPUTY SHERIFF.
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OH, OH, YEAH,
THAT, OF COURSE.
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UH...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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UH,
MAYBERRY UNIT NUMBER ONE,
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UH...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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UH, TO ALL UNITS.
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UH, ROGER AND OVER.
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OVER AND, UH,
AND, OVER AND UNDER.
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FOUR-TEN, TEN-FOU...
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UH, BYE.
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WELL, THAT'S
GOOD ENOUGH.
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WELL, THAT THING
SURE TAKES
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THE GUMPTION OUT
OF YOU, THOUGH.
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NOW, LET'S SEE
HOW YOU SOUND.
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[ REWINDING ]
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THAT'S ME?
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NO, THAT'S THE REWINDING
OF THE TAPE.
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BEST NOT TO PLAY IT
TOO LOUD.
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YOU'LL ROUND UP
EVERY HOG IN THE COUNTY.
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LET'S PRESS
THIS BUTTON HERE
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AND LISTEN
TO BARNEY'S REMARKS.
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ALL UNITS, UH, ROGER AND...
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AND OVER, OVER AND, UH,
OVER AND UNDER.
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UH...
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WELL, DEPUTY,
YOU JUST GOT A CASE
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OF MIKE FRIGHT.
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IT HAPPENS
TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.
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WELL, I AIN'T
MUCH OF A TALKER.
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IN MY BUSINESS, THIS BABY
DOES MY TALKIN' FOR ME.
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WHY DON'T YOU SING A SONG
FOR MR. MAXWELL
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AND HEAR HOW IT
COMES OUT ON TAPE?
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OH, NO, I'M LIABLE
TO COME OUT
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ALL "UHS" LIKE BARNEY.
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL,
SHERIFF,
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BECAUSE IF I MAKE AN ALBUM
AND IT SELLS,
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ANYBODY WHO RECORDS FOR ME
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WILL GET THE STANDARD
PERCENTAGE FEE.
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YEAH?
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UH, MR. MAXWELL, I DON'T
RECKON YOU'D BE INTERESTED
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IN A SMALL LOCAL BAND,
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BUNCH OF YOUNG FELLAS
AND MYSELF,
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GOT A BANJER AND GUITARS
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AND MANDOLINS
SUCH AS THAT IN IT?
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OH, IT SOUNDS GREAT.
OH, WELL, GOOD, GOOD.
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I'LL JUST GET ON THE PHONE
AND CALL THE BOYS UP,
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AND WE'LL MEET YOU OVER HERE
AT FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP.
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BARBERSHOP?
YEAH, WE PLAY IN THERE
FOR FLOYD A WHOLE LOT.
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HE'S THE BARBER.
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WE CALL IT
"MUSIC TO SNIP BY."
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HEY, UH, MR. MAXWELL,
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I -- I THINK I'M
OVER MY MIKE FRIGHT NOW.
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YOU GOT ENOUGH TAPE
LEFT THERE FOR
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A LITTLE "QUE SERA, SERA,
WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE?"
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TURN IT ON.
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I'M READY ANY TIME YOU ARE,
SHERIFF.
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OKAY, NOW, I'VE BEEN
A-BRAGGIN' ON US A WHOLE LOT,
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SO LET'S DO IT GOOD
FOR MR. MAXWELL, ALL RIGHT?
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[ PLAYING BLUEGRASS MUSIC ]
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* USED TO HAVE A OLD BANJO
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* IT WAS ALL
STRUNG UP WITH TWINE *
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* AND THE ONLY SONG YOU
COULD HEAR ME SING *
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* WAS "I WISH
THAT GAL WAS MINE" *
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* WHOA, MULE, YOU KICKIN' MULE
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* WHOA, MULE, I SAY
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* I AIN'T GOT TIME TO KISS YOU
NOW, MY MULE'S RUN AWAY *
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* TOOK MY WIFE TO THE BARNYARD
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* AND I SET HER DOWN TO SUPPER
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* SHE GOT CHOKED
ON A TURKEY LEG *
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* AND STUCK HER NOSE
IN THE BUTTER *
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* WHOA, MULE, YOU KICKIN' MULE
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* WHOA, MULE, I SAY
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* I AIN'T GOT TIME TO KISS YOU
NOW, MY MULE'S RUN AWAY *
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* FACE IS LIKE A COFFEE POT,
YOUR NOSE IS LIKE A SPOUT *
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* YOUR MOUTH IS LIKE A FIREPLACE
WITH ALL THE ASHES OUT *
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* WHOA, MULE, YOU KICKIN' MULE
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* WHOA, MULE, I SAY
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* I AIN'T GOT TIME TO KISS YOU
NOW, MY MULE'S RUN AWAY *
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* WHOA, MULE, YOU KICKIN' MULE
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00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,951
* WHOA, MULE, I SAY
234
00:09:03,984 --> 00:09:07,488
* I AIN'T GOT TIME TO KISS YOU
NOW, MY MULE'S RUN AWAY *
235
00:09:15,363 --> 00:09:17,565
* WHOA, MULE, YOU KICKIN' MULE
236
00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,400
* WHOA, MULE, I SAY
237
00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:22,770
* I AIN'T GOT TIME TO KISS YOU
NOW, MY MULE'S RUN AWAY... *
238
00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:28,776
[ NEXT SONG PLAYING ]
239
00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:31,645
* WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN
THE WELL RUNS DRY, HONEY? *
240
00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:34,448
* WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THE WELL RUNS DRY, BABE? *
241
00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,784
* WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN
THE WELL RUNS DRY? *
242
00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:38,786
* SET ON THE BANK,
CRY, CRY, CRY *
243
00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:42,756
* HONEY, BABY MINE
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00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,392
OH, I THOUGHT
THAT WAS EXTRA GOOD.
245
00:09:44,425 --> 00:09:46,360
OH, ANDY, YOU AND THE BOYS
SOUNDED WONDERFUL.
246
00:09:46,394 --> 00:09:47,561
DIDN'T THEY,
MR. MAXWELL?
247
00:09:47,595 --> 00:09:49,497
IF THE REST OF THE FOLKS
AROUND HERE
248
00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:51,665
SOUND AS GOOD AS YOU,
I'VE GOT IT MADE.
249
00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,767
SAY, MR. MAXWELL,
ANY TIME YOU'RE READY
250
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,337
FOR A LITTLE "QUE SERA, SERA,"
JUST SPEAK UP.
251
00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,905
OH, YES, DEPUTY,
THANKS, I WILL.
252
00:09:57,938 --> 00:09:59,907
WELL, I GOT A LITTLE
SHERIFFIN' TO DO.
253
00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,642
I'LL GET ON BACK
TO THE OFFICE.
254
00:10:01,675 --> 00:10:04,044
NOW, YOU CALL ON THE OTHER FOLKS
I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
255
00:10:04,077 --> 00:10:05,279
THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
256
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,647
AND THANK YOU,
MISS WALKER.
257
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,648
YOU'RE SO WELCOME.
258
00:10:07,681 --> 00:10:08,682
BYE-BYE, BOYS.
259
00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:09,750
WE'LL SEE YOU.
260
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,884
Man: THANK YOU,
MR. MAXWELL.
261
00:10:10,918 --> 00:10:12,786
Floyd: VERY NICE,
BOYS, VERY GOOD.
262
00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:13,987
NEVER BETTER.
263
00:10:14,021 --> 00:10:16,023
WELL, THAT'S QUITE
A COOPERATIVE SHERIFF
264
00:10:16,056 --> 00:10:17,057
YOU'VE GOT THERE.
265
00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,326
YEAH, HE IS.
266
00:10:18,359 --> 00:10:19,993
SAY, UH, TELL ME,
MR. MAXWELL,
267
00:10:20,027 --> 00:10:22,963
THIS FOLK MUSIC ALBUM
YOU'RE PUTTING TOGETHER --
268
00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:25,799
IS IT REALLY WORTH
ALL THE FUSS AND BOTHER?
269
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,335
WELL, I THINK IT IS.
270
00:10:27,368 --> 00:10:30,338
AFTER EXPENSES, I HOPE
TO MAKE 25 CENTS AN ALBUM.
271
00:10:30,371 --> 00:10:31,372
25 CENTS?
272
00:10:31,405 --> 00:10:33,374
SOUND LIKE
CHICKEN FEED TO ME.
273
00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:35,343
WELL, IT'S HARDLY
CHICKEN FEED.
274
00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:38,011
DO YOU KNOW THAT IF
AN ALBUM LIKE THIS GOES OVER,
275
00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:39,913
IT CAN SELL OVER
100,000 COPIES?
276
00:10:39,947 --> 00:10:41,949
THAT'S $25,000
PROFIT RIGHT THERE.
277
00:10:41,982 --> 00:10:43,884
OH, THIS HAS
GOOD POSSIBILITIES.
278
00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:45,619
$25,000?
279
00:10:45,653 --> 00:10:47,621
WELL, SUPPOSE IT SOLD
MORE THAN THAT?
280
00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:49,523
SUPPOSE IT SOLD
A MILLION COPIES!
281
00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:51,892
YEAH, A MILLION... WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT, WHAT'S IT?
282
00:10:51,925 --> 00:10:53,394
25 CENTS, A HUNDRED THOU...
283
00:10:53,427 --> 00:10:55,629
WELL, THAT'S A QUARTER
OF A MILLION DOLLARS.
284
00:10:55,663 --> 00:10:58,399
YOU'RE MAKING ALL THAT MONEY
OFF OUR FOLK SONGS?
285
00:10:58,432 --> 00:10:59,700
WHAT DO WE GET OUT OF IT?
286
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,034
WELL, THE PERFORMERS GET
287
00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:02,703
THE STANDARD RATE
OF ROYALTY,
288
00:11:02,736 --> 00:11:03,771
THREE CENTS A RECORD.
289
00:11:03,804 --> 00:11:05,473
WHAT ABOUT US
THAT CAN'T SING
290
00:11:05,506 --> 00:11:07,107
OR PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
291
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:09,943
FOLK SONGS BELONG TO US
JUST THE SAME AS THE OTHERS,
292
00:11:09,977 --> 00:11:12,613
AND SEEMS LIKE WE OUGHTA KINDA
SHARE IN THE PROFITS.
293
00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:13,747
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS?
294
00:11:13,781 --> 00:11:15,383
WELL, YEAH,
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
295
00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:16,617
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
296
00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,886
I'M INVESTING MY OWN MONEY
IN THIS VENTURE.
297
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:20,921
WELL, THEN, LET US
INVEST SOME MONEY.
298
00:11:20,954 --> 00:11:23,557
YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO BUY
STOCK IN THE ENTERPRISE?
299
00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,125
All: YEAH, YEAH.
300
00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:27,428
OH, NO, I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
FOLKS TO RISK YOUR MONEY.
301
00:11:27,461 --> 00:11:29,797
BESIDES, I HADN'T PLANNED
ON ISSUING ANY STOCK.
302
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,465
WELL, PLAN ON IT!
YOU CAN'T HOG
303
00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:33,434
A WHOLE MILLION DOLLARS
JUST TO YOURSELF.
304
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,135
YEAH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR A GOOD INVESTMENT.
305
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,871
ME, TOO!
SO HAVE I!
306
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,473
GENTLEMEN,
ARE YOU SURE?
307
00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:41,575
All: YEAH!
308
00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,877
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
309
00:11:55,723 --> 00:11:57,925
MARKET WAS
A LITTLE BULLISH YESTERDAY.
310
00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,126
INDUSTRIALS UP,
311
00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:02,162
UTILITIES MOVED AHEAD
IN QUIET TRADING.
312
00:12:02,195 --> 00:12:04,965
CHEMICALS HELD FIRM.
313
00:12:04,998 --> 00:12:06,066
MM-HMM.
314
00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:07,901
WHATCHA READIN', BARNEY?
315
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:08,902
THE STOCK MARKET.
316
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,638
NOW I BOUGHT INTO ONE STOCK,
317
00:12:10,671 --> 00:12:12,606
I MIGHT AS WELL
BUY INTO ANOTHER.
318
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,174
WHAT?
319
00:12:14,207 --> 00:12:17,878
WELL, THE FINANCIAL PAGE
CALLS THAT "DIVERSIFYIN'".
320
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,481
SO, BARNEY FIFE'S GONNA
DIVERSIFY.
321
00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:22,015
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D KNOW
322
00:12:22,049 --> 00:12:24,084
A WHOLE LOT ABOUT THAT,
WOULD YA?
323
00:12:24,117 --> 00:12:25,719
WANT ME
TO EXPLAIN IT TO YA?
324
00:12:25,753 --> 00:12:26,954
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
325
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,989
SEE, WHEN YOU DIVERSIFY,
WHY, YOU...
326
00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:30,824
BARNEY, MAYBE
YOU BETTER EXPLAIN
327
00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:32,092
SOMETHING ELSE FIRST.
328
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,127
DID I HEAR YOU SAY
YOU BOUGHT SOME STOCK?
329
00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:35,162
THAT'S RIGHT.
330
00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:36,664
YOU THINKIN'
OF COMIN' IN?
331
00:12:36,697 --> 00:12:37,831
IF YOU AIN'T A PLUNGER,
332
00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,567
YOU BETTER STAY
OUT OF IT, BOY.
333
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,601
YOU'LL GET KILLED.
334
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,436
WH-WHAT WAS IT
YOU INVESTED IN?
335
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,838
IT WASN'T COIN COLLECTIN',
I'LL TELL YA THAT.
336
00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:46,540
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WHAT WAS IT?
337
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,542
I SUNK IT IN
THE RECORD BUSINESS.
338
00:12:48,576 --> 00:12:50,744
YOU SUNK IT IN
THE RECORD BUSINESS?
339
00:12:50,778 --> 00:12:53,581
MM-HMM.
HOW MUCH
DID YOU SINK?
340
00:12:53,614 --> 00:12:55,215
40 BUCKS.
341
00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:57,685
IT OUGHT TO TURN OVER
A PROFIT RIGHT QUICK.
342
00:12:57,718 --> 00:12:58,986
AND WHEN IT DOES,
I DIVERSIFY.
343
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,187
NOW, WHEN YOU
DIVERSIFY --
344
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,221
BARNEY, BARNEY...
345
00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:03,156
WHERE'D YOU BUY
THIS STOCK?
346
00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:06,927
I BOUGHT INTO MR. MAXWELL'S
FOLK SONG ALBUM.
347
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,664
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MR. MAXWELL
WAS SELLIN' ANY STOCK.
348
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:13,000
WELL, HE WASN'T GOING TO,
BUT ME AND THE BOYS
349
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:15,202
OVER AT THE BARBERSHOP
TALKED HIM INTO IT.
350
00:13:15,235 --> 00:13:16,670
YOU TALKED HIM INTO IT?
351
00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:17,971
YEAH.
352
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,508
SEE, WHEN MAXWELL
ADMITTED THAT HE COULD MAKE
353
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,710
AS MUCH AS A MILLION DOLLARS
ON THE ALBUM,
354
00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:25,546
ME AND THE BOYS, WE SHAMED HIM
INTO LETTIN' US BUY IN.
355
00:13:25,579 --> 00:13:26,647
[ CHUCKLING ]
356
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,749
TRIED TO TALK
HIS WAY OUT OF IT,
357
00:13:28,782 --> 00:13:31,585
BUT WE CORNERED
HIM GOOD.
358
00:13:31,619 --> 00:13:33,220
BARNEY, YOU KNOW
YOU JUST FELL
359
00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:37,658
FOR THE OLDEST SLICKER GAME
IN THE WORLD, DON'T YA?
360
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,794
YOU DON'T SEE IT,
DO YA?
361
00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:44,498
WELL, IT'S LIKE
THEY SAY.
362
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,934
STOCK MARKET'S WHERE YOU
SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS.
363
00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,702
I'LL SEE YA, BOY.
364
00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:51,805
LET ME KNOW NEXT TIME YOU COME
ACROSS ONE OF THEM RARE NICKELS
365
00:13:51,839 --> 00:13:55,976
WITH THE BUFFALO FACIN'
THE WRONG WAY.
366
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,512
I SHOULD HAVE SOLD HIM
THAT NICKEL.
367
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,615
THEN AT LEAST HE'D OWN SOMETHIN'
WORTH A NICKEL.
368
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,286
I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING WRONG
369
00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:07,821
WITH PEOPLE INVESTING
IN HIS ALBUM.
370
00:14:07,855 --> 00:14:09,590
IF HE SELLS IT TO
A BIG RECORD COMPANY,
371
00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:10,924
WE ALL STAND
TO MAKE A PROFIT.
372
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:13,561
WE ALL STAND?
373
00:14:13,594 --> 00:14:15,629
ELLIE, YOU --
YOU DIDN'T...
374
00:14:15,663 --> 00:14:17,931
WELL, YES, I DID!
375
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,900
OH, COME ON, NOW.
376
00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:23,804
DON'T TELL ME YOU FELL FOR
THAT CON GAME OF HIS TOO.
377
00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:26,640
ARE YOU IMPLYING MR. MAXWELL
IS DISHONEST?
378
00:14:26,674 --> 00:14:28,075
I'M NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING.
379
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:30,744
I JUST SAY, WHEN YOU SEE
A WEASEL'S TRACKS,
380
00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:31,845
LOCK UP YOUR HENS.
381
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:33,647
MR. MAXWELL
IS NO WEASEL!
382
00:14:33,681 --> 00:14:37,217
HE SOUNDED PERFECTLY SINCERE TO
ME WHEN HE FIRST WALKED IN HERE,
383
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,553
AND I STILL HAPPEN
TO BELIEVE HIM.
384
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,322
YOU MAKE IT SOUND AS IF
I'M STUPID AND GULLIBLE.
385
00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:45,192
OH, NO, NOW, ELLIE,
AIN'T NO REASON FOR YOU
386
00:14:45,225 --> 00:14:47,027
TO GET YOUR
PIN FEATHERS RUFFLED.
387
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,967
DON'T I -- DON'T I GET
A LITTLE WHIPPED CREAM?
388
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,904
OH, GOODY.
389
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:01,709
NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW,
TAKE IT EASY.
390
00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:03,844
I JUST WANT TO EAT IT,
I DON'T WANT TO CLIMB IT.
391
00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:05,779
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF, ANDY,
392
00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:08,248
STARTING SUSPICIOUS RUMORS
ABOUT MR. MAXWELL.
393
00:15:08,281 --> 00:15:09,850
WELL, I'M JUST
DOING MY JOB,
394
00:15:09,883 --> 00:15:11,985
PROTECTING THE FOLKS
HERE IN MAYBERRY.
395
00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:14,054
THAT'S MY DUTY AS SHERIFF,
YOU KNOW.
396
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,590
YOU WOULDN'T BE A LITTLE BIT
JEALOUS OF HIM, WOULD YOU?
397
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:20,728
JEALOUS! WELL,
WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS?
398
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:22,963
HI, PAW!
HI, MISS ELLIE!
399
00:15:22,996 --> 00:15:24,197
OH, HI, OPE.
HI, HONEY.
400
00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:26,634
ELLIE --
LOOKS GOOD, PAW.
401
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,368
WELL, FINE,
HOP UP AND HAVE SOME.
402
00:15:28,401 --> 00:15:31,371
NOW, LOOK, ELLIE, I DIDN'T COME
IN HERE TO START A FIGHT.
403
00:15:31,404 --> 00:15:33,774
I SUPPOSE YOU THINK I'M IN
CAHOOTS WITH MR. MAXWELL.
404
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:34,975
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
405
00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:36,276
I DON'T THINK
ANY SUCH THING!
406
00:15:36,309 --> 00:15:38,111
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
SPATTING ABOUT?
407
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,647
NOTHING, EAT YOUR SUNDAE.
408
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,815
TELL HIM, ANDY, TELL HIM
HOW SUSPICIOUS YOU ARE,
409
00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:42,983
HOW YOU DON'T
TRUST ANYBODY.
410
00:15:43,016 --> 00:15:44,117
I TRUST PEOPLE.
411
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,619
SHE JUST WON'T
LISTEN TO REASON.
412
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,087
I'LL LISTEN TO REASON,
BUT YOUR FATHER
413
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,388
CAN'T GIVE ME
A SINGLE GOOD ONE.
414
00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:49,890
OF COURSE I CAN,
I'M JUST TRYING TO
415
00:15:49,923 --> 00:15:51,625
TELL HER TO BE
CAREFUL OF A STRANGER.
416
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,761
THE STRANGER HAPPENS TO BE
A PERFECTLY TRUSTWORTHY MAN.
417
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:56,163
BUT SHE DON'T KNOW THAT.
I HAVE NO REASON
TO MISTRUST HIM.
418
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,798
SHE'S GOT NO REASON
TO TRUST HIM.
419
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,767
I HAPPEN TO KNOW AN HONEST
FACE WHEN I SEE ONE.
420
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,768
HOW'D YOU GET INTO THIS?
421
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:02,135
I DON'T KNOW,
422
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,604
I JUST CAME IN TO HAVE
SOME OF YOUR SUNDAE.
423
00:16:10,711 --> 00:16:12,846
[ PLAYING BLUEGRASS MUSIC ]
424
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,931
[ MUSIC ENDS ]
[ CLICK ]
425
00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:06,700
OH, THAT WAS WONDERFUL,
BOYS, JUST WONDERFUL.
426
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,069
THEY'RE GREAT,
SHERIFF.
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE 'EM.
427
00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,304
IT'S JUST THE KIND OF MUSIC
I WAS LOOKING FOR,
428
00:17:11,338 --> 00:17:13,306
AUTHENTIC, AND I'VE GOT YOU
TO THANK FOR IT, SHERIFF.
429
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,441
UH, YEAH.
430
00:17:14,474 --> 00:17:15,442
WE APPRECIATE YOU
LETTIN' US
431
00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:17,177
PLAY FOR YOU,
MR. MAXWELL.
432
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,813
WELL, THANK YOU.
WE SURE APPRECIATE
YOU LETTING US
433
00:17:19,847 --> 00:17:21,815
BUY STOCK IN YOUR
RECORDING COMPANY, TOO.
434
00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:24,051
WELL, LET'S HOPE IT WORKS
OUT WELL FOR ALL OF US.
435
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,385
WELL, THANKS AGAIN, BOYS.
436
00:17:25,418 --> 00:17:27,154
THAT'LL BE ALL
FOR TONIGHT.
437
00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:28,255
Andy: SEE YA, BOYS.
438
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:29,923
NIGHT, ANDY.
NIGHT, NOW.
439
00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,324
YOU, UH,
FIGURE THESE TAPES
440
00:17:31,358 --> 00:17:33,360
GONNA REALLY AMOUNT
TO SOMETHIN', DO YA?
441
00:17:33,393 --> 00:17:35,195
WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
442
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,765
RIGHT NOW THE MARKET FOR
FOLK MUSIC IS AT ITS HEIGHT,
443
00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:39,767
AND I HAVE HIGH HOPES
THAT THIS PROJECT
444
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,401
IS REALLY GOING TO
TAKE ME PLACES.
445
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,403
OH.
SAY, SHERIFF,
446
00:17:43,436 --> 00:17:45,072
ALMOST EVERYONE
AROUND HERE
447
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,874
HAS INSISTED ON
BECOMING A PARTNER.
448
00:17:46,907 --> 00:17:48,241
DON'T YOU WANT TO
COME IN, TOO?
449
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,810
OH, NO, NO, NO.
450
00:17:49,843 --> 00:17:53,046
I GUESS I'M JUST
NOT A PLUNGER.
451
00:17:57,885 --> 00:17:59,953
I WAS PUSHIN' HIM
PRETTY HARD LAST NIGHT
452
00:17:59,987 --> 00:18:02,322
WHEN I GOT HIM TO ADMIT
THAT HE'S GONNA ROUND UP
453
00:18:02,355 --> 00:18:05,258
EVERYTHIN' HE CAN GET HERE,
AND THEN IT'S BYE-BYE, MAYBERRY
454
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,927
AND BYE-BYE
YOUR MONEY, TOO.
455
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,896
OH, THAT DON'T
MAKE SENSE, ANDY.
456
00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:11,832
WHY SHOULD HE LET ON TO YOU,
THE SHERIFF, THAT HE WAS
457
00:18:11,865 --> 00:18:13,967
INTENDIN' TO SKIP TOWN
WITH OUR MONEY, HUH, WHY?
458
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:15,368
YEAH, WHY? WHY?
459
00:18:15,402 --> 00:18:17,537
HE-HE-HE DIDN'T EXACTLY
LET ON TO ANYTHING.
460
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:20,140
IT'S JUST I CAN SEE THROUGH
ALL THAT FAKE HONESTY.
461
00:18:20,173 --> 00:18:22,075
HE EVEN TRIED TO
SELL ME SOME STOCK,
462
00:18:22,109 --> 00:18:23,510
BUT I TURNED HIM
DOWN FLAT.
463
00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:25,378
WELL, IF YOU'RE THAT
SUSPICIOUS OF THIS FELLA,
464
00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:26,980
WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL HIM
465
00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:28,515
AND HAVE OURSELVES
A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM?
466
00:18:28,548 --> 00:18:29,983
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,
FLOYD.
467
00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:32,986
EXCUSE ME.
468
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,488
HELLO, SARAH?
THIS IS OFFICIAL.
469
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:37,958
GET ME THE HOTEL
RIGHT AWAY.
470
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,794
[Quietly]
BARNEY FIFE.
471
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,562
WE'LL SEE JUST HOW MUCH
GROUNDS YOU HAVE
472
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:43,931
FOR SUSPECTIN' HIM, ANDY.
473
00:18:43,964 --> 00:18:45,265
IF YOU ASK ME,
WITH YOU,
474
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,167
I THINK IT'S JUST
A CASE OF SOUR GRAPES.
475
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,568
YEAH, HE-HELLO,
JASON?
476
00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:51,304
RING ME MR. MAXWELL'S
ROOM RIGHT AWAY.
477
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:54,441
[Quietly]
BARNEY FIFE.
478
00:18:54,474 --> 00:18:56,977
JUST PLAIN SOUR GRAPES,
THAT'S ALL IT IS.
479
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,013
WE'RE ALL IN THIS THING
BUT YOU AIN'T, SO YOU JUST --
480
00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:02,549
HEL-- WHAT?
WHA--
481
00:19:02,582 --> 00:19:06,486
WHAT'D YOU SAY,
JASON?
482
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:09,222
OH.
483
00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:12,392
WHAT IS IT, BARNEY?
484
00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:14,561
MR. MAXWELL CHECKED OUT
THIS MORNING.
485
00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:16,396
[GASPS]
HE SKIPPED!
486
00:19:16,429 --> 00:19:17,397
WHAT?
487
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,266
Man: WE BEEN TOOK!
488
00:19:19,299 --> 00:19:22,302
ANOTHER BUFFALO
POINTIN' THE WRONG WAY.
489
00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:26,139
ALL -- ALL RIGHT,
SERGEANT.
490
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:27,474
IF YOU WAS TO SPOT HIM,
491
00:19:27,507 --> 00:19:29,409
I'D 'PRECIATE IF
YOU'D LET ME KNOW.
492
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:32,846
ALL RIGHT, YES.
493
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,214
WELL, HE'S NOT
IN RALEIGH.
494
00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,249
NOW, WHERE IN THE WORLD
COULD MAXWELL HAVE
495
00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:37,851
DISAPPEARED TO
IN SIX HOURS?
496
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,087
WELL, YOU'D BETTER GET HIM,
HE'S GOT OUR MONEY!
497
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,055
ALL RIGHT, QUIET!
QUIET DOWN, EVERYBODY!
498
00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:43,991
NOW, THIS IS
LAWMAN'S WORK.
499
00:19:44,024 --> 00:19:45,158
WE'LL GET HIM.
500
00:19:45,192 --> 00:19:47,394
WE'LL PUT OUT
AN ALL POINTS BULLETIN.
501
00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:49,863
WE'LL SET UP ROADBLOCKS
EVERYWHERE.
502
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,198
I'LL GET HIM.
503
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,533
I'LL TRACK HIM DOWN
IF IT TAKES FOREVER.
504
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:56,970
AND THEN I'M GONNA BRING HIM IN
ALIVE, ANDY.
505
00:19:57,004 --> 00:19:58,538
BECAUSE THIS BOY'S MINE.
506
00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:01,875
[ ALL TALKING ANGRILY ]
507
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,010
[ MEN YELLING ]
508
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,878
LET'S DO SOMETHING NOW.
509
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,079
WE WANT ACTION!
510
00:20:06,113 --> 00:20:07,647
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE
SATISFIED, SHERIFF.
511
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,482
YOU'VE INCITED
THIS ENTIRE TOWN
512
00:20:09,516 --> 00:20:10,884
AGAINST MR. MAXWELL.
513
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,120
HE DID THE INCITIN'
WHEN HE LEFT.
514
00:20:13,153 --> 00:20:16,056
BUT YOU STILL DON'T KNOW
THAT HE'S DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
515
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,457
ANYTHING WRONG?
516
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:19,559
HE STOLE $40 OF MINE!
517
00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:20,627
OH, STOP IT.
518
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,229
HE DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.
519
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,131
YOU GAVE IT TO HIM
TO INVEST.
520
00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:25,465
HE TOOK OFF
WITH OUR MONEY.
521
00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:27,000
HE SKIPPED TOWN!
HE STOLE IT!
522
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:29,436
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE WON'T BE BACK?
523
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:32,005
WE'RE WASTIN'
TIME TALKIN', SHERIFF.
524
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,106
LET'S GET
ON WITH IT.
525
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:38,178
[ MEN YELLING ]
526
00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:41,248
HOLD, HOLD, HOLD ON.
527
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,016
NOW, I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING PHONY
528
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:44,551
ABOUT THE FELLA
JUST TO START WITH,
529
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:46,920
BUT YOU WAS ALL SO ANXIOUS
TO THROW YOUR MONEY AWAY,
530
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,321
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN
TO ANYBODY.
531
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:50,490
NOW, LET'S JUST QUIET DOWN
AND SEE IF WE
532
00:20:50,523 --> 00:20:52,525
CAN'T HANDLE THIS
IN AN ORDERLY WAY.
533
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:53,593
WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!
534
00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:55,295
[ ALL YELLING ]
535
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:59,132
WE'LL GET HIM.
536
00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:12,612
MISS WALKER.
537
00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:14,347
MR. MAXWELL...
538
00:21:14,381 --> 00:21:16,049
WHY, I HEARD
YOU'D LEFT TOWN.
539
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,484
I DID. I WENT TO RICHMOND.
540
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,152
BUT I'M BACK WITH GOOD NEWS.
541
00:21:19,186 --> 00:21:20,687
HERE. LOOK AT THIS.
542
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,656
I SOLD THE ALBUM
TO NATIONAL RECORDS.
543
00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:25,725
THAT'S THE SIGNED CONTRACT.
544
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:29,429
AND HERE'S THE LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT GOES WITH IT.
545
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:34,501
A CERTIFIED CHECK
FOR... $5,000?
546
00:21:34,534 --> 00:21:36,436
THAT'S JUST
THE ADVANCE PAYMENT.
547
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,071
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
548
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:39,706
JUST WONDERFUL!
549
00:21:39,739 --> 00:21:42,609
ISN'T IT?
NO, I MEAN IT'S MORE
WONDERFUL THAN YOU KNOW.
550
00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:44,444
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO REPORT THIS
551
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:45,678
TO YOUR STOCKHOLDERS?
552
00:21:45,712 --> 00:21:48,115
I KNOW WHERE THEY
HAPPEN TO BE RIGHT NOW.
553
00:21:48,148 --> 00:21:49,449
OH, GOOD.
554
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,219
SAY, CAN YOU IMAGINE
THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES?
555
00:21:52,252 --> 00:21:54,287
YES, I CAN JUST IMAGINE.
556
00:21:54,321 --> 00:21:56,289
COME ON.
557
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:01,461
NOW, HE COULD HAVE TAKEN
THIS ROAD RIGHT HERE
558
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,230
TO GET UP TO
THE STATE HIGHWAY.
559
00:22:03,263 --> 00:22:04,764
BUT YOU'RE TALKIN'
ABOUT CARS!
560
00:22:04,797 --> 00:22:06,166
[ ALL ARGUING ]
561
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,435
ALL RIGHT,
NOW, COME ON!
562
00:22:08,468 --> 00:22:11,071
YOU FELLAS ARE INTERFERIN'
WITH POLICE OPERATIONS.
563
00:22:11,104 --> 00:22:12,072
NOW GET!
564
00:22:12,105 --> 00:22:13,206
GO ON,
GET OUTTA HER!
565
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,374
LET US DO
SOME WORK!
566
00:22:14,407 --> 00:22:15,375
GO ON!
567
00:22:15,408 --> 00:22:17,377
INTERFERIN'
WITH POLICE...
568
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,680
[ GASPS ]
569
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,252
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, FLOYD?
570
00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:26,353
IT'S HIM, MAXWELL.
571
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,754
WHAT?
HE'S COMIN' THIS WAY.
572
00:22:27,787 --> 00:22:31,458
THE KILLER RETURNS TO
THE SCENE OF THE CRIME, HUH?
573
00:22:31,491 --> 00:22:33,660
THIS OUGHT TO
BE INTERESTIN'.
574
00:22:33,693 --> 00:22:36,063
EVERYBODY JUST
ACT NATURAL.
575
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,601
Andy: WELL,
MR. MAXWELL.
576
00:22:41,634 --> 00:22:43,470
DIDN'T EXPECT TO
SEE YOU SO SOON.
577
00:22:43,503 --> 00:22:44,737
NO, WE DIDN'T.
578
00:22:44,771 --> 00:22:46,506
WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
NEITHER DID I.
579
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,608
COME BACK FOR MORE MONEY,
DID YOU?
580
00:22:48,641 --> 00:22:52,112
WELL, MONEY WAS ONE OF
THE REASONS I CAME BACK.
581
00:22:52,145 --> 00:22:53,513
HERE, SHERIFF,
READ THIS.
582
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:54,781
OH, I DON'T HAVE TO.
583
00:22:54,814 --> 00:22:56,583
WHY, I'M SURE
THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE
584
00:22:56,616 --> 00:22:59,386
IS PLEASED WITH THE WAY
YOU LET 'EM INVEST THEIR MONEY.
585
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,721
THEY'RE JUST CHAMPIN' AT THE BIT
TO PUT IN MORE, AIN'T YA, BOYS?
586
00:23:01,754 --> 00:23:03,423
SURE!
YEAH!
587
00:23:03,456 --> 00:23:05,758
BUT, SHERIFF, DON'T YOU EVEN
WANT TO LOOK AT THE CONTRACT?
588
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,627
OH, I DON'T HAVE TO.
589
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,662
THERE AIN'T NO REAL NEED.
590
00:23:09,696 --> 00:23:11,664
WHY, THE FOLKS
AROUND HERE TRUST YOU.
591
00:23:11,698 --> 00:23:13,666
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS?
592
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,702
I MUST SAY THIS IS
ONE OF THE FANCIEST
593
00:23:15,735 --> 00:23:18,338
OUTFITS I EVER DID SEE --
GOT ALL THE "WHEREASES"
594
00:23:18,371 --> 00:23:20,440
AND THE "HERETOFORES"
AND THE "THERETOS"
595
00:23:20,473 --> 00:23:21,708
AND THE NATIONAL RECORD...
596
00:23:21,741 --> 00:23:23,310
NATIONAL RECORDS?!
597
00:23:23,343 --> 00:23:25,745
Ellie: THEY BOUGHT
OUR FOLK SONG ALBUM.
598
00:23:25,778 --> 00:23:27,647
SHOW HIM THE CHECK,
MR. MAXWELL.
599
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,616
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
600
00:23:32,485 --> 00:23:34,621
Ellie: WHAT'S
THE MATTER, ANDY?
601
00:23:34,654 --> 00:23:36,156
A CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
602
00:23:36,189 --> 00:23:38,358
I'LL READ IT.
603
00:23:38,391 --> 00:23:41,161
"CERTIFIED $5,000."
604
00:23:41,194 --> 00:23:42,162
CERTIFIED?
605
00:23:42,195 --> 00:23:43,496
CERTIFIED?
CERTI...
606
00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:44,697
FIVE THOU--
607
00:23:44,731 --> 00:23:46,399
Maxwell: THAT'S
OUR FIRST DIVIDEND.
608
00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:48,101
MISS WALKER CAN
PUT IT IN THE BANK.
609
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,836
AND NOW, GENTLEMEN,
I'M GOING UP TO NEW YORK
610
00:23:49,869 --> 00:23:51,304
TO GET OUR ALBUM ROLLING.
611
00:23:51,338 --> 00:23:53,173
AND YOU OWE IT ALL HERE
TO YOUR SHERIFF.
612
00:23:53,206 --> 00:23:54,341
HUH?
613
00:23:54,374 --> 00:23:55,775
WELL, AFTER ALL,
YOU WERE THE ONE
614
00:23:55,808 --> 00:23:57,777
WHO STEERED ME TO ALL THAT
TALENT, AND THE NUMBERS
615
00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:59,779
YOU DID WITH THE BAND
TURNED OUT TO BE VERY BIG.
616
00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:02,682
WELL, NOW I BETTER GET
OUR COMPANY MOVING.
617
00:24:02,715 --> 00:24:05,318
IN THE MEANTIME,
I'LL SEND YOU MONTHLY REPORTS
618
00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:07,354
AND YOUR DIVIDEND CHECK,
OF COURSE.
619
00:24:07,387 --> 00:24:08,555
THANKS AGAIN, SHERIFF.
620
00:24:08,588 --> 00:24:10,123
BYE!
BYE, MR. MAXWELL!
621
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,624
AND TO THINK
IT ALL HAPPENED
622
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,126
BECAUSE OF
OUR SHERIFF.
623
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,561
DON'T YOU THINK
HE DESERVES
624
00:24:14,594 --> 00:24:15,862
A NICE, BIG
PAT ON THE BACK?
625
00:24:15,895 --> 00:24:18,431
OH!
626
00:24:26,239 --> 00:24:28,275
OH, IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL,
ANDY!
627
00:24:28,308 --> 00:24:29,676
BARNEY'LL LIKE THAT.
628
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:31,811
HE'S A STOCKHOLDER,
YOU KNOW.
629
00:24:40,553 --> 00:24:42,822
SHH.
630
00:24:42,855 --> 00:24:45,658
HE'S DIVERSIFYIN'.
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