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I love my stepson, but I'm so ready to get him out of the house.

Hey. Hey.

Oh, my God. I'm driving a car. I'm doing a lot of thinking.

Yeah? You know, are our sons useless?

I mean, they're old enough to move out, but they don't have jobs yet. No.

All they do is play on their phones, watch TV.

Yeah. I'm a little over it. You know what I mean? And then they're like, Mom,

I'm hungry.

Yeah. Mom, I need this. But they don't contribute. I know. It's irritating.

I just think they're at an age where, like, let's figure out what we're doing

here, right? Well, they should be.

We can't baby them forever.

I mean, I agree.

Okay. So, hmm.

I mean, I definitely don't want someone living in my basement forever.

Oh. True that.

Nobody's living in my house past 21.

Yeah.

Yeah. Like, what do you want to do about this? Well, we have to put our lives

together. What? Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? Is there anything to eat here?

Nothing in the fridge again?

What? There's never anything to eat? I haven't had time to go grocery shopping.

You can totally. I mean, on the app, if you get a job, you can go get it. This

is my home, isn't it? Like, where is the food? Okay, but why would I have to get

a job if someone isn't working?

Why would we have two working people in the house?

Yeah.

I just want a home -cooked meal or something or chips or snacks.

Yeah, a snack would be nice. Well, what are you doing all day?

Well, I just paid the food. Yeah,

that's what I'm saying.

I'm trying to be a pro. I think you all should get your own jobs and you can

help out.

Jobs. You're ridiculous for that. That's the only word in the dictionary I have

no idea. All right.

I'll get a job after I get some food because I am hungry. Right?

How am I going to find a job when I'm starving?

Yeah.

A lot of people are starving because they have a job to pay for food.

Okay, yeah, but I have a period, so I can't do that for me. Yeah, well, you're

old enough. So I think about what we're going to eat, and let's focus on the

future. What are some of the things that you're good at? Like, what do you have

passion for? Inside gaming.

All you have to do is work out.

So maybe you should try that professional gaming job.

I don't know. I just want to eat in that thing. Why is it so difficult?

What about...

What about our field?

Medical field.

Medical field. Do you hear this?

That sounds like a good way.

You guys have to study and go to college and all that fun stuff. You have to be

productive. You have to do other things besides swiping left on your phone.

Agreed. Ridiculous girls.

Sounds a lot easier. I mean, how are you going to date somebody if you can't

even pay for your own food and you're coming to your mommy?

Yeah, that would be impressive to a girl.

Let me go get something for my mom.

That doesn't matter because I'm not even interested in getting a girl. I'm just

hungry.

I'm not wearing a scrub either.

Why don't you do the medical field? I don't know.

I prefer my kind of outfit.

I don't want to be wearing a scrub. And when you get to our level in the medical

field, you get to look good and flex out a little bit.

I think y 'all need to give it a try.

Um, I just found it so boring, and like you said, we have to go to school.

Yeah, I don't like school.

Well, nobody likes school, and nobody likes working, but guess what? It's what

you need to do to survive.

Okay, so you're telling me that I don't like it. How about we do this?

Why don't you sit down, and you become our patients, and we can show you how

medical field is.

Okay, let's go.

Come on, have a seat.

Oh, we're going to play medic here?

Well, the first thing you need to know about being in the medical field is how

to be kind and how to do a very simple checkup. Yeah, good?

Okay. Bedtime manner.

Yeah, you got a really good one.

I forgot about that one. So first, we're going to check your heart, your heart,

your lungs.

See how you start here?

Talk to the heartbeat. Yeah.

See? You are. You're totally healthy. You hear it?

Take a breath.

I've never used one of these things. And breathe out. Oh, good.

So nice. I don't know about that.

I don't know.

How are you feeling?

I mean, I feel something.

Really?

Yeah, a little bit lower

Everybody just calm down.

How about we pretend to be the patient and they can try everything.

We just showed them. Mine is pulling your genitals out.

I'd rather show them the couch.

Oh, stop being so lazy and check your old stepmom's heartbeat.

How do I even put this on? Okay.

What is this stupid thing? Stick them behind that beautiful long hair. All

right. Please. All right.

Now you got to mind my heart.

Okay, this way?

Yeah. Does your head hurt? No.

Okay, so then why are you making me do this?

I need you to pretend, like, to actually show compassion.

Compassion? Yes.

Like, actually try to ask.

Hold on.

That's a lot of weird. I hear everything.

Yeah, that's what they're for.

I mean, where's this heart of yours?

I'm trying to find your heartbeat.

That's what you told me to do mom.

I need to talk to you for a second. Okay.

Oh, my God.

What? They're actually getting somewhere.

Girl, he's rubbing his junk in front of us.

Don't worry about that.

That's happened before.

What?

Like, no. Why are they going to get jobs when they're this perverted?

Oh, my God. We're just going to have to get them jobs to set them straight.

What are they doing?

It's going to be harder than you think. Oh, my God. No, it doesn't go like that.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

We're going to have to do some research here.

Oh, shit.

Look at that meat.

It's in blue.

Yeah, right? This is new.

No, it's actually pretty white. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, shit.

What? Look.

Oh, my God.

Oh, chill.

That's fucking... Here they are again, just being a little bit like Gwen's top

kiddies. Do you do anything now?

Are there any even, like, news channels on here? Why did you take my phone away

like that? How did they entertain you all day?

Like, it's not even funny shit.

That's ridiculous.

Why are you here?

Why am I here on your media?

You don't need a phone anymore. What do you need to do?

We were running our business and you guys come in here. Listen, what you guys

need is a little military in your life.

Mom, you're killing the vibe. You need some discipline.

That's how you need to be obedient.

You need to be professional, productive,

punctual. Is that the reason why you took my phone away? I can't be punctual

without my phone. Come on.

Boys, get up, drop, and give us 20 immediately.

What's up?

This is

Get up now. Give me five seconds to breathe. Holy shit.

Do you

have

both of your eyes on us? Eyes, ears, nose. Okay, good.

Well, this is how you do a push -up, okay?

Down. Up.

Down. Up.

Down. Are you focusing?

Are you paying attention?

Oh, my forearms. My body, okay?

You're supposed to be focused.

I'm listening.

Oh, I think I understand better.

Light.

Put it up.

You're supposed to be paying attention. I am paying attention. That's not paying

attention. That's touching my ass. No, this is how you do it, Mom. Good form, I

think. Yeah, right?

It's working. What?

Oh, my God. It's so annoying.

I'm just trying to learn.

Yeah, I think you're doing it right.

Yeah.

I'm helping you. You're pushing me up and down. I'm doing the same. No, not on

my face.

Do you see how my body is the same? Yes, I see everything.

Maybe we should move to the next exercise since they're a little too

I think you know what? Were you paying attention?

Yeah.

Okay, show us.

I think you should show us what you learned. No, I need to re -watch.

No, no, no. Get down there.

Okay, okay

You've never done a sit -up in your life.

Why do they always come up with excuses?

It's all they do. I don't know. They just talk back and come up with excuses,

right? And no more of that.

I don't know how to do it. Okay, so... I don't know what I'm doing.

I will show you how to do the sit -up.

That's a brilliant plan.

Okay.

Oh, my God. This is extremely draining.

So do I...

Hold you down. Hold my feet.

Yes, I did. Get down here. You have two weeks to come up.

Something like that?

Yeah. Oh,

nice. Wow.

Oh, okay.

All the way up.

All the way up.

Okay.

Yeah, just like that. Oh, my God.

Not like that.

Mike.

What?

I was going to go all the way. I was going all the way. Why are you shoving

face into your brush?

I'm helping you. I thought it was funny.

I'm helping you. I'm trying to show you how to do it. It's not a joke. You

shouldn't be laughing.

She's not letting me get close. This is how you do it. Oh, you have to flex the

abs. Oh my goodness.

Okay.

They're just trying to teach

me.

Okay, let's do the last workout.

Yeah, probably.

Tell me about three kids. Yeah, and those will make them exhausted.

I'm out of breath.

Help me out, please.

Please? Help her out!

I didn't hear her the first time. Be a man.

Your hands are doing it. I'm not making you up. We'll hear it. No.

Next exercise.

Jumping jacks.

Jumping jacks. What the hell are you doing? You guys do it right, so you

get the program right.

Let's go.

Jumping jacks. Go. Come on. I think they're all...

I'm gonna have to use the whistle again!

I'm trying

to

teach us. I don't think we're doing it.

Okay, do the simultaneous thing you want me to do.

Ready? One, two, three, four. Wait, we're going slower.

You're so nice!

Mike! What are you doing?

You should know why I'm showing you.

Oh, my God.

Okay, but it's easier on the screen, you know? No, Mike.

Thank you. Thank

you.

I'm dropping out of high school. Yeah, me too.

This is dumb.

Should I leave that on?

No.

Dude,

I can't even think about watching TV. Why?

Oh my god, don't even remind me about that, bro.

Order!

Order in the court!

I need this remote right now!

I'm watching TV!

Watch it over!

Because we need a little order in this house.

Order? We're wearing the judge stuff.

This is to show you what a professional really looks like and how to view.

Why are you questioning?

You're a lawyer.

A lawyer? A judge? Anything?

We're not going to be.

No. How about a professional napper? Because that's what I want to know.

That doesn't get you the bills. And it doesn't get you out of my house. That's

true. You're paying the bills, man. Exactly.

I'm paying your bills and my bills.

Oh, that's pretty good. Yes, for you. I want you to dark house. It's not okay.

What exactly it is that a judge will do?

Sitting on the couch. Well, I mean, I'm not a judge.

Right. It's a order.

Go out and get a real job.

Yeah, a job. And Mike needs a job. And two of you need to get together.

Okay, dude, let's just listen to that for a second. I don't know.

I'm going to get short.

What is it that you want us to do this time?

Yeah. Well, we've been saying all along. We want you to move out.

Yeah. How are you going to move out? You have to get a job.

All right, well, besides all that, no, no, no. You're telling me to be, like,

confident. What the hell do you want me to do here? I have to be a lawyer.

We've given you three different options at this point.

He's medical, military,

clergy, and whatever you are. I'm wearing the attention.

Yeah, look at this.

Stand up, lady. This is what professionals wear. See?

Yeah, yeah. You see?

Yeah. This is what a proper gown looks like in a professional world. You've

never seen what a judge would look like. It's true. What's a little bit of

secret?

It's all

they

think about. Look it.

I'm trying to figure this whole thing out.

This is what I'm thinking.

It is our responsibility as their moms to show them what it's like to be with a

woman and how to treat a woman.

And if they don't want to learn anything else, at least we can give them a skill

that's useful. Maybe they can find a sugar mama or something to take care of

them because... Yeah, I mean, that sounds like a great idea. I totally

yeah. How do we take care of the one, you know?

What do you think?

As their mom, we do need to teach them, right? Like a three, like, skill.

Correct.

So, I'm nervous.

I'll help you. Listen, I think that I'll fuck your son and fuck my son.

And then we'll just ease our way into it, you know?

Um, okay.

Boys?

Yeah? Are you taking it off?

Good. This is what you want? Yes.

Are you sure? This is what I wanted.

Are you sure? Mike, go ahead.

Well, you know. You too. I was thinking. Don't be shy. I just finished that

album checkup.

That's true.

So?

Oh, my God. I've been waiting for this moment in a while.

Oh, my God.

Do you know how much of our focus is there? You have such great fit.

I mean. I don't know.

Kind of weird.

It's weird. I don't know if I can do this on my phone.

I mean, can we now?

Yeah. Okay.

Sure. Okay.

Hello.

Hi. You switched?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Hi.

How are you?

Yeah. What's the first lesson?

Are you ready to learn?

Yeah. Yeah. How do I start learning?

Well, you have to get a hard day.

Oh my gosh.

I mean,

I wouldn't mind listening to what I was getting to say.

I'm definitely paying attention now.

Yep.

Wow.

Dude, is my mom taking care of you? Yeah, she is.

Her mouth is so wet.

How's my mom treating you?

Listen, my mom likes it a lot.

Oh,

shit. It's so much better. Oh, my gosh.

Don't forget to pay attention.

Yeah,

I'm definitely paying attention.

So nice.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow. How is it?

Oh, my God. I don't need to see.

I just wanted to ask.

I want to see my love.

Your mom is beautiful.

Oh my goodness, dude. Your mom swallowed me whole.

Oh, your mom's going into town with me. Oh my God.

This is definitely what I want to do when I grow up. Wow.

Yeah, is there a profession this is called?

I think you guys could probably find something to do with it.

Yeah?

Yeah,

like maybe you can even be in a porno one day.

You think?

Oh, God, you feel good, girl.

What is this realistically teaching us? A life lesson, right?

How to please a woman? I love this.

She just started the day like this.

Yeah, I don't know why you guys have to jump in groups to teach us.

Stop complaining.

Oh, no. Yes, miss.

Oh, mom, you look so hot.

I wonder if I'm going to kind of take you home.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Just let it be.

It's fine.

They're acting so good for life.

Just, oh my gosh.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, Mike, you're right. Your mom sits on them.

Touch them again.

No, no.

Like that.

Let it be.

Oh, wow.

Aren't they amazing, huh?

Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

I don't know.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you're so right, mom.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

What's the next step after?

Maybe we should intertwine ourselves a little more. Oh, okay.

Yep. Oh, shit. Wow.

What? That's so good.

You better do it. It's good.

Oh, okay.

Wow,

it looks so good.

Yeah, I'm like I'm better fuck your mom

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, it feels good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Mom, how does that feel, huh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. You better do a good job.

Don't disappoint.

It has to be your job today. Oh, your mom feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Your mom's in there.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, shit.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Yeah? Your mom looks sexy?

Yeah.

But, yeah, she is. I never thought my mom could be so sexy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Mom looks so good in the fuck.

Hi.

Focus. Focus.

Focus on what you're doing. I'm listening.

I'm listening.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Don't be looking at me, okay? Look at what you're doing.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes, you've got to make her calm.

Make her calm. Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Don't worry about my hair.

Oh, my God.

Good job, Mike. Focus.

Focus on her.

You should be focused on my hair

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mom, just close your eyes or something

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, like that. Oh,

yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Take your time out. That's all you have to do.

Oh,

shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

oh my god oh

my

god

Oh, I love you, Mom. Oh,

God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

The slip, Mom.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my

God.

Is she sucking?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't know,

I think so. Oh my gosh.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh my God.

Yeah. Trust me, Mike.

Do it. I love it. Oh my God.

It's so warm.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I don't know if I can do it.

Just get on top of me. We're doing it right here.

I mean, trust me, you're not going to regret it.

Oh my God.

I mean, yeah.

I think you'll be okay, Mom.

Turn around.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, that's nice and tight.

You're doing it. You're doing it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What are we doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

Oh, shit.

My son is so fucking hard. It feels good.

Oh, my God. This is bad.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I did not think fucking my son was going to go through

this. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. My son is so fucking hard.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

I can't do.

Oh, my God. It's so bad.

You are so strong.

My son is fucking strong as fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Mom, you feel so good. Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, should I turn around?

Oh, no. You want me to stay like this?

Stay? Okay.

Oh, my God.

Look. Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

Fuck! Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Do your job, Mike.

Make sure you do a good job.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, mommy, good.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes. Oh, shit.

Fuck, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, Mom, that feels so good. Yeah? Want me to put it in? Yes, put it

put it in. Yeah?

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah?

Uh -huh. Oh, my gosh, Mom.

Oh,

she feels so good. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah? Is that good?

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Is that okay, mom? Can I put it back in? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, make mommy proud.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, you're doing really good.

You're doing so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes.

Play with mommy.

Play with me.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

shit. Oh.

I'm jealous.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Oh, mom, I fucking love it. Yeah?

Oh, my God. I did not think I could like it.

But I like it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh. Oh, you look so fucking sexy. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

Oh. Yes.

Yes. Oh, shit. Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

my God.

Are you okay to do this to me?

You look so red.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

God.

Um, okay.

Are you sure? Oh.

Oh, shit.

Okay. Okay.

Is that fine? Yeah. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, do it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Good job. I think you're learning.

I like it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

I did not know they could fuck these guys. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck,

yeah. Oh, I got you. I got you.

Oh,

my God, Mom.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes. I feel so fucking good.

Uh -huh.

Yes. I feel so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Uh -huh.

Oh.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh

This is very experimental.

What? Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Oh, shit.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

You feel better in this position than any other. Yeah?

Oh my god.

Oh yeah, keep killing it.

I think that's really nice of it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh shit.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Show me.

Show me. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, damn.

Oh, my God, Mom, you're flipping so tight.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

You look so fucking good, mommy. You're going to make me cum if you keep doing

that. Oh, my God, mommy. You're going to make me fucking cum. You get a job. We

can do this every week, okay? But you've got to get a job. I'm going to fucking

cum all night.

Oh shit.

Give it to mommy.

I want it.

Mommy wants it all over.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give me.

Give me.

Come for me.

Oh my god, mom.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god, I'm still going.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Boy, what do you have to say?

Yeah.

I think we're going to get some jobs and move out.

Well, the job part, maybe. You don't have to move out. No, no, no. No moving

out.

Bread free.

Let's go.

Thanks, Mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem, honey.

No moving out for you. No moving out. Best sons ever.

Definitely one time a week. One time a week, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be, what is your rent?

Oh my gosh. Zero dollars, just give us dick.

Oh my gosh.