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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,716 Thank you. 2 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,593 Would anyone else like to share? 3 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:56,932 I'm Tammy. 4 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:57,975 Hi, Tammy. 5 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,184 Hi. 6 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,229 Things have been okay. 7 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,939 Yeah. Um... 8 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,277 Still really hoping to get a bigger car. 9 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,613 It's one of our goals for TSDY. 10 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,781 Uh, sorry. 11 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,742 Um... try something different year. 12 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,579 It's like a thing we found online. 13 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:22,249 We decided to try it out once I got better. 14 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,500 Um... 15 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,004 Uh... 16 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,674 I've been cancer-free for 12 months. 17 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,052 But, um... 18 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,722 You know, I still just live with the terror 19 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,182 that it's gonna come back. 20 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,726 It's not coming back. 21 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,772 He always says that, but, you know, 22 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,482 I just have a lot of anxiety. 23 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:51,153 Focusing on my business really helps. 24 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,613 Um... 25 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,117 My friend Devin makes me laugh hard. 26 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:58,827 So... 27 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,037 Devin? 28 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,998 Yeah, my ex. The firefighter. 29 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,877 Um, rekindling that friendship has... 30 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:09,880 it's really helped me. 31 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,257 You know, community is so important. 32 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,553 But I worry. 33 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,140 Will I ever see my son graduate? 34 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,853 Will I ever orgasm again? 35 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,776 Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting, 36 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,195 but this group really helps, so, thank you. 37 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,239 Craig... 38 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,909 Anything you wanna share? 39 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,205 Everything is really awesome. 40 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,582 Tammy deserves a parade. 41 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,795 And I'm orgasming fine. 42 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,803 I'll share, I'll share. 43 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:02,474 Um... this has been a great week for me. 44 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,061 Craig. 45 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,813 The mailman screwed up again. 46 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,983 Can you bring the package to the neighbor's? 47 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,285 Craig Waterman. Yeah. 48 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,496 Yeah. I'm in the car now. 49 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,665 Actually, I'm in the parking lot. 50 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,458 I'll be up there in two seconds. 51 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,210 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye. 52 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,188 Hello? 53 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,066 Hello? 54 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,574 Hi. 55 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,159 Howdy. 56 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,828 Are you Austin? 57 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,288 Guilty. 58 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,874 Yeah, the, uh... mailman screwed up. 59 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:12,043 Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there. 60 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,796 Oh, with the for sale sign? 61 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,549 Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood. 62 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,634 It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten 63 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,344 to know you, but yeah we're leaving. 64 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,596 Sorry about this. 65 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,055 Oh, not your fault. 66 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,766 Some mailman idiot always messes up. 67 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,768 Well, it's gonna happen, I guess. 68 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,187 Yeah. I didn't open it or look or anything. 69 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,563 I know that that's illegal. 70 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,565 Oh. Thank you. 71 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,941 Yep. No worries. 72 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,277 Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way. 73 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,154 Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman. 74 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,574 Stay curious, Craig Waterman. 75 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,494 You too, Austin. 76 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,892 Full mug coming through here. 77 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,353 Careful, careful, careful. Full mug. 78 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,068 Hey, java king! 79 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,986 Fuckin' moron. 80 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,284 Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. Sam is on. 81 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,328 How was everyone's weekend? 82 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,770 I need to get a bigger car. 83 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,689 I know. Let's sell the house first. 84 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:56,982 I can't fit this stuff. 85 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,109 Look what happened, it fell over. 86 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,570 Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang. 87 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,821 Hi. 88 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,322 You didn't steal anything, did you? 89 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,616 House has got good bones, right? 90 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,202 Sorry my wife's stuff is everywhere. 91 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,537 Yeah. 92 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,163 A beautiful neighborhood too. 93 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,166 Nice people there. Really good people there. 94 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,711 You have a good day. 95 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,254 Awesome. 96 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,756 Shit. 97 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,925 Didn't even fucking talk to me. 98 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,927 Can you put that in the front? 99 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,387 Like, try and find a spot? 100 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,055 I don't know where to put it. 101 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,266 Yes, yes, yes. Ah, I got water on me! 102 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,351 Stevie... 103 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,312 can you pass me that, please? 104 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,403 Super beautiful. 105 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,529 Thank you. 106 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:45,655 What are those? 107 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,574 Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin. 108 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,701 He brought these over for us earlier. 109 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,828 He also invited you over for a drink 110 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,788 at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go. 111 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,499 You don't know my schedule. 112 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,002 You sit there every night. 113 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,712 It might be nice to have a pal, 114 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:01,963 you know, a bud. 115 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,090 Hello, Tammy's florals, Steven speaking. 116 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,842 Just welcome him to the neighborhood. 117 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,218 There's a new Marvel out. 118 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,637 It's supposed to be nuts. 119 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,055 We should go see that. 120 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,349 Oh... my ex-boytriend Devin, 121 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,726 he invited me out for a drink tonight. 122 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,353 Thank you so much. 123 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,731 Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th. 124 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,066 Extra lavender. 125 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,193 Stevie, your mom's abandoning us. 126 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,319 It's just you and I. 127 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,321 We gotta go see that Marvel tonight. 128 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,906 I already saw it. It's sorta-- 129 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,866 Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it. 130 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,451 What's going on? 131 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,786 Honey. 132 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,580 Please don't go out with this fucking 133 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,082 dumb clown tonight. 134 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,125 You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel. 135 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,169 People are saying it's actually nuts. 136 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,921 It's driving people crazy. 137 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,966 It's nacho, nacho time! 138 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,509 Never... 139 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,177 Never underestimate the nacho. 140 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,470 Yummy. Oh, good work. 141 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,097 Mwah. 142 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,182 Delicious, huh? Anyway, I gotta go. 143 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,350 But I love you. 144 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,393 Have fun. 145 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,852 See you later. Thank you. 146 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,063 You guys kiss each other on the lips? 147 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,356 Honey. 148 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,774 Go. 149 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,651 Err... 150 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,375 Hmm. 151 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,713 Oh, you know, I, uh... 152 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,341 I actually got those speed bumps put in on our street. 153 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,468 Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare 154 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,928 dealing with the city. 155 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:35,181 But now the whole neighborhood's not a goddamn racetrack. 156 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,433 Well, thank you. 157 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,517 Welcome. 158 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,394 Well, what do you do for a living? 159 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,147 Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh... 160 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,107 I pay those criminals at the bank 161 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,234 by covering the weather for Channel Three. 162 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,529 You're a weatherman? 163 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,324 I usually work evenings, but I got tonight off. 164 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,076 I knew you looked familiar. 165 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,328 That's so awesome. 166 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,748 What do you do for a living? 167 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,001 I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations. 168 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,003 We work with clients who are trying to make 169 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,755 their products more habit forming. 170 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,173 I work with apps, specifically. 171 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,591 Like... 172 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,634 trying to get people addicted to products? 173 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,597 Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming". 174 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,892 It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain. 175 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,769 So when the person tries to detach themselves 176 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,022 from the product, they become extremely displeased 177 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,857 and they just continue using it. 178 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,276 Fucking brutal. 179 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,446 Yeah, it's brutal. 180 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,491 I got a product you might like. 181 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,285 Alright. 182 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,038 Porno mag? 183 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,707 Better. 184 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,167 Look familiar? 185 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,669 Just a box from my yard. 186 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,594 What's this? 187 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,807 That's a 400,000-year-old stone hand axe 188 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,850 carved by Homo Erectus. 189 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:05,146 These are the first human objects ever made. 190 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,691 You're holding the very same tool that some 191 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:12,987 ancient person held on in East African Savannah. 192 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,909 As they paused in awe to watch the land 193 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:22,539 swallow the burning golden ball in the sky. 194 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,009 Whoa, buddy. 195 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,594 Oh! 196 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,971 Oh! 197 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,889 Shoot! Uh... 198 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,641 Oh, I'm so sorry. 199 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,144 I am so sorry. This never... oh! 200 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,562 Fuck. 201 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,313 Let's go somewhere. 202 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,523 Uh... 203 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,150 It's a school night for me. 204 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,943 I'll get you a clean shirt. 205 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,073 Okay. 206 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,783 Alright. 207 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,883 What's here? 208 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,509 Come on, come on. 209 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,096 This way. 210 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,521 Quick! 211 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,315 Before the pigs see us. 212 00:11:30,315 --> 00:12:00,315 Subtitle | www.movieddl.me 213 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,061 It's the Aqueduct. 214 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,896 It was built in 1837. 215 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,440 Look at this. It connects the entire city. 216 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,983 Oh my God. 217 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,902 Aw, fuck! 218 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,321 I got stuff all over me. 219 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,531 Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get 220 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,450 a little bit more of my money. 221 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,910 OV what? 222 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,328 Ocean View Dining. 223 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,705 It's the only clothes that fit me just right. 224 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,165 - Oh. Wow. - Yeah. 225 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,124 Looks good. 226 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,501 Yeah, this is all OVD. 227 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,503 - Nice. - All this is. Yeah. 228 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,671 Alright. 229 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,256 They even make food. 230 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,678 This way. 231 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,692 Alright. 232 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,362 There you go. 233 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,780 Come on. You got it. 234 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,992 Grab my hand. 235 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,119 There you go. There you go. 236 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,579 You okay? You got it. 237 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,998 Pull up, pull up. Pull up. 238 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,419 - There you go. - Oh... 239 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,461 You okay? 240 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,587 - You alright? - Yeah. 241 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,840 Alright. 242 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,009 - Nice job. - Thank you. 243 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,054 What's wrong? 244 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,764 Lost my shoe. 245 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,017 Oh. 246 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,061 Ah, we'll get it on the way back. Come on. 247 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,069 This is so cool. 248 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,697 Yeah, there's a way into the building through here. 249 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,418 Oh my God! 250 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,503 Oh... I thought that was a guy. 251 00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,881 Where the hell are we? 252 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,591 City Hall. Come on. 253 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,051 What? 254 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,683 Oh. 255 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,063 It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis. 256 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,023 Oh. Excellent. 257 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,068 Oh, hey. 258 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,487 My band's playing tomorrow night. 259 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,613 Bring Tammy. 260 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,406 Your frickin' band? You're in a band? 261 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,241 Yeah, it's gonna be a big show. 262 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,244 Hopefully my boss doesn't make me work. 263 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,621 I tell ya... 264 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,165 I am so over nightly news. I wanna do mornings. 265 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,000 Why don't you just ask? 266 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,128 I wanted my own office at work. 267 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,296 I just asked. 268 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,757 Did you get it? 269 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,592 Eat in there alone every single day. 270 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,719 I can eat whatever the hell I want. 271 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,638 Something big and messy. 272 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,891 Something really embarrassing I don't want anybody to see. 273 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,684 Something that stinks. 274 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,063 All you gotta do is ask. 275 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,526 You'll be on the list tomorrow night, rock star. 276 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,778 I'll be there, rock star. 277 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,613 Alright. 278 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,699 Ehh. 279 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,618 You crack me up. 280 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,745 - I do? - You crack me up. 281 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,872 Yeah! 282 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,165 Yeah! 283 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,087 Alright, friends. That's it. 284 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,713 That's our national forecast. 285 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,424 Take care of yourselves out there. 286 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,300 We'll see you tomorrow night. 287 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,178 I'm not clicking anything. 288 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,181 I think my clicker ran out of batteries. 289 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,435 I tell ya, sometimes I feel like I've run out of batteries. 290 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,186 I gotta go change my double A's. 291 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,771 See ya tomorrow night. 292 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,362 Alright. How y'all doing? 293 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,616 Sorry about the tie, I just got off work. 294 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,202 We're Mayor Nichols Sucks. 295 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,873 This song goes out to my wife, Bianca. 296 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,755 ♪ I just want to enter the night ♪ 297 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,634 ♪ Cut the dark open with a knife ♪ 298 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,637 ♪ Out there's the courage to fight ♪ 299 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,502 I feel like we need to add something 300 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,379 that makes the user feel expressed or judged. 301 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,633 So they keep coming back to use it over and over again. 302 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,968 Like... like here. You see the... 303 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,470 they have the key emoji down there. 304 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,055 See that key? 305 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,933 Someone named Austin Neighbor Weatherman is calling you. 306 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,810 One second. Pardon me. 307 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,813 - Hey, buddy. - Hey Craigy, whatcha up to? 308 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,274 Just boring old crap, really. 309 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,901 I hear you. 310 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,946 Hey, quick question: You up forgoing on an adventure? 311 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,948 - When? - When? Right now. 312 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,282 - Right now? - Yes. 313 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,284 Smooth cap. 314 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,453 Forked gills along the stipe. 315 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,122 Throw that on your grill with a little butter... 316 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,749 got yourself a meal. 317 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,334 Go on, smell it. 318 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,587 Oh, wow. That's vanilla. 319 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,089 You know... 320 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,216 I can't stop thinking about your band. 321 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,510 That's so fucking amazing. 322 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,095 Thanks, bud. 323 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,471 You play anything? 324 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,349 Nah, I always wanted to play drums, but just... 325 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,725 Didn't. 326 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,227 Get yourself a set. We'll jam. 327 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,312 Play some punk music or something. 328 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,065 It isn't about how well you play. 329 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,359 It's about how passionate you are. 330 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,903 Oh, wow. Drums. 331 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,780 Yeah. Well. 332 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,907 What color would I get? 333 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,451 I guess it probably doesn't matter what col-- 334 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,661 Well, actually it might matter-- 335 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,621 Oh shit! Oh shit! 336 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,456 Help! Help me! Help me! 337 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,749 Oh my God, help! 338 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,584 I got you. 339 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,711 Oh, Jesus! 340 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,338 What the hell? 341 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,674 Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's 342 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,050 gonna get more of your money. 343 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,513 Yeah. Honestly though, their new fall collection, 344 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:18,681 it looks superb. 345 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,516 I'm really excited about it. 346 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,519 Oh shit, my phone! 347 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,022 Oh, fuck! My phone! 348 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,108 Can... can you call it? Can you call it? 349 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,068 Can't. I don't have a phone. 350 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,653 Are you insane? 351 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,905 I'm looking at a free man right now. 352 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,867 Come on. 353 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,957 Look at this. 354 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,125 Oh... 355 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,085 - Yeah. - Crap. 356 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,712 Oh, look at this. 357 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,757 Oh man, that's cherry. 358 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:53,966 Whoa! 359 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,176 Oh, yeah. 360 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,803 This is my dream car. 361 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,057 I hope you get it one day. 362 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,434 This thing is absolutely cherry. 363 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,727 Yeah. 364 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,063 Well, it might happen sooner than you think. 365 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,397 I took your advice. 366 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,442 They offered me the morning news slot. 367 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,860 Oh my God! 368 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,528 - Really? - Yep. 369 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,572 Congratulations! Holy crap. 370 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,115 Thank you, buddy. Truly. 371 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,784 Now, if I get this stupid car, 372 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,619 you're going for the first ride. 373 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,162 I promise. You're good luck. 374 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,247 I'm good luck. 375 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,749 Yes, you are. 376 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,422 I can see the future. 377 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,971 It is full of pals. 378 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,808 My husband! 379 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,310 Somebody help us, please! 380 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,770 Helping pals. 381 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,481 I got you, buddy. 382 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,406 Thank you, Craig. 383 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,617 Oh, it's so cold out there. 384 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,495 And being a boss. 385 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,122 Civilization has collapsed. 386 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,624 But Craig has led us to the future. 387 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,959 To Craig! 388 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,210 To Craig! 389 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,840 The neighborhood would be a racetrack without you. 390 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,768 I'm on the edge of life... 391 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,188 and the view is gorgeous. 392 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,746 What the... 393 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,998 what are you doing? 394 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:52,001 Can I wake you up with a lick? 395 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,545 - A lick? - Yeah. 396 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,422 - Is the door locked? - Yeah. 397 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,381 - Yeah. - Okay. 398 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,883 Something's burning! 399 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,177 - Fuck! - Something's burning? 400 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,441 What did you do? 401 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,985 I hope you like wild mushrooms on toast, honey. 402 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,821 What? 403 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,156 What? 404 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,074 Seriously, what happened? What'd you do? 405 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,576 Nothing. 406 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,913 Good morning. 407 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,331 You like this? 408 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,540 - Punk? - Yeah. 409 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,542 - Oh yeah, I like punk. - Fuck yeah. 410 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,085 You don't listen to music. 411 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,046 Yeah, I do. I listen to punk. 412 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,006 I even took a walk this morning. 413 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,550 Got up. Went for a full walk. 414 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,844 Picked some of those flowers right there. 415 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,722 - You made these? - Yeah. 416 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,558 Oh shit, tastes like McDonald's. 417 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,019 I love it. So good. 418 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,230 - Thanks. - Okay, I'll see you guys. 419 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,481 - Love you. - Love you. 420 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,233 Austin invited me to hang out 421 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,276 with some of his buddies tonight. 422 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,070 They seem like pretty cool guys. 423 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,738 Wow, honey. 424 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,172 Hey, how are you? 425 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,550 I'm Craig. Austin invited me. 426 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,093 Oh, there he is! 427 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,845 Alright. Hey, guys. 428 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,806 This is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best. 429 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,517 Hey, hey! To the new morning weatherman! 430 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,604 This is the life! 431 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,106 I'll drink to that, I'll drink to that. 432 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,566 I appreciate you. 433 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,025 It's great to talk to you, Chris. 434 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,861 Hey, I'm gonna grab another brew. 435 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,113 Alright. Yeah, for sure. I'll see you inside, alright. 436 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,197 Yeah. 437 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,159 You're smart. 438 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,829 You have a good job. 439 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,998 There's nothing to be nervous about. 440 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,249 Just be yourself. 441 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,293 You're a frickin' prince. 442 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,185 You okay? 443 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,354 Thought it was open. 444 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,648 You... you hit that hard. 445 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,483 Can I use your restroom really fast? 446 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,787 So how'd y'all meet? 447 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,306 That reminds me, Zed ran into me at the mall 448 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,849 and I was all stressed out. 449 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,518 I was buying a bra for my daughter. 450 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,854 She's 13 and she's already a size C. 451 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,273 And, uh... you know, I was just spiraling. 452 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:05,361 But I just... I see the way that guys look at her. 453 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,154 You know, I'm just... I'm scared. 454 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,990 I'm sorry you're going through that, man. 455 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,951 You know we're here for you anytime, right? 456 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,328 Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you. 457 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,371 Yeah. 458 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:16,747 Yeah, man. 459 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:21,210 ♪ Boy, you should know that... ♪ 460 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:26,173 ♪ I've got you on my mind. ♪ 461 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,635 ♪ Your secret admirer. ♪ 462 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,097 ♪ I've been watching you. ♪ 463 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:37,726 ♪ At night I think of you. ♪ 464 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:41,522 ♪ I want to be your baby. ♪ 465 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:45,651 ♪ If your game is on, give me a call, boo. ♪ 466 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:49,530 ♪ If your love is strong, gonna give my all to you. ♪ 467 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,574 ♪ At night I think of you. ♪ 468 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,036 ♪ I want to be your ba-- ♪ 469 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,714 Alright. Who's next? Who's next? 470 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,507 Oh! Let's get the new guy in there. 471 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:09,633 Hey. 472 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:10,801 Get him, Craig. Hit him! 473 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,678 - Come on! - Get him! 474 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:13,721 Stay right. 475 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,639 Alright! 476 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,725 Everybody watch out for my face. 477 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,643 Some of us have calls with CEOs tomorrow. 478 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,479 Got a big shot in the house. 479 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,606 - Focus. - Come on, Craig! 480 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:25,733 Alright. Alright. 481 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,110 - To a good match. - Yeah, heavyweights! 482 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,069 Ding, ding! 483 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,072 Oh! The first punch. Damn! 484 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,532 You okay? You alright, Craig? 485 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,577 You alright, buddy? You okay? 486 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:37,453 - Yeah. - Alright. 487 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:38,662 - Yeah. - Sorry about that. 488 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,706 Let's both try to be a little safer. 489 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,791 - Absolutely. - Excellent. 490 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,668 - You and me fight okay. - Yes, yes. 491 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,961 - Friend to friend. - Friend. 492 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,421 Here we go. Alright. 493 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,714 - Let's go, Craig. - Ding, ding, ding. 494 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:49,715 Like you did the last time. 495 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,383 Yeah. 496 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,761 - You didn't want that. - Hands up. Hands up. 497 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,723 Oh... this fight's over. 498 00:25:57,848 --> 00:25:58,974 Fuck! 499 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,392 Oh... you alright? Oh, my God. 500 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,102 This guy can't take it, Austin. You gotta stop. 501 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,395 Okay, great. 502 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,689 Maybe you should sit this one out then, Craig. 503 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,233 Sorry about that. You're okay. Alright. 504 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,610 Anyone else wanna go? 505 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,782 - What the fuck, man? - Winner! 506 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,867 Winner! 507 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,494 You knocked him out, idiot. 508 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,204 - Easy, easy, easy. - Nah, he's good. 509 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,205 Guys, help him up. 510 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,748 No, you're good. He's solid. 511 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:23,832 He's good. 512 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,167 Hey, am I bleeding at all? 513 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,544 What the fuck is wrong with you, jackass? 514 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,671 Cheap shot bullshit. That was fucking bullshit. 515 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,256 - Sucker punch! - What the fuck? 516 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,800 It's alright. Let's get these off. 517 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,843 There we go. Take this off. 518 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,970 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. 519 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,263 - I'm okay. - You good? 520 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,598 Yeah, yeah. 521 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:43,102 I think, uh... I think maybe, uh... uh... 522 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,229 we call it on boxing for tonight, huh? 523 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,982 Hey... 524 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,317 look... 525 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:53,237 I know my punishment. 526 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,823 I know my punishment. 527 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,741 I messed up. 528 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,412 I'm a bad boy. 529 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,999 I'm sorry. 530 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,626 What'd I do? 531 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,045 What did I do? 532 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,679 I'm such a bad boy. 533 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,890 I'm sorry. 534 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:24,226 I'm really sorry. 535 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,862 Alright. I gotta go home now. 536 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,238 Yeah, me too. 537 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,115 He's gonna call his-- 538 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,241 Alright. Yeah, yeah. 539 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,826 You sure? Are you okay? 540 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,828 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You call somebody. 541 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,204 I'm okay. I'm alright. 542 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,372 Just watch your back. 543 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,665 Watch out for this guy. 544 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,167 Yeah, thanks. 545 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,920 - Alright. So long, fellas. - See ya, man. 546 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,551 Okay. 547 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,178 Sure you know how to get home? 548 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,721 I'll do my best. 549 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,389 - Okay. - Alright. 550 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:06,018 Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock. 551 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,480 Alright. 552 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,388 You've reached Austin and Bianca, 553 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,265 you know what to do. 554 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:57,027 And with us today is our newest edition 555 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,904 to the Rise and Shine family. 556 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:01,740 He's someone you're probably already familiar with. 557 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,993 Austin Carmichael, our new meteorologist. 558 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,328 Howdy, folks. 559 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,829 Happy to be her. 560 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,665 Err... here. Happy to be here. 561 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,293 Looks like I could use another cup of java. 562 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,836 Better make it a big one. 563 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,213 When we come back, 564 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:17,714 Austin will join us as we talk with what 565 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,301 some people are calling a six-year-old Tiger Woods. 566 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,850 Alright, we're back live in 60 seconds. 567 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,644 Hey man. 568 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,605 Crushed that. That was awesome. 569 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,858 How'd you... how'd you get in here? 570 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,819 I have a meeting here. 571 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,363 Who's your meeting with? 572 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:44,324 Just some dickhead or whatever. 573 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,201 Oh, I have a check for you. 574 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,161 I gotta give it to you next time we hang out. 575 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,038 Are you wearing makeup? 576 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:51,748 I'm not gonna tell your wife. 577 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,417 What was up with that stumble? 578 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:56,128 Oh, uh... yeah. Sorry about that. 579 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:59,089 Um... new job jitters. It won't happen again. 580 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,174 It better fucking not. 581 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,592 This your father? 582 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,511 Uh, no. It's my neighbor. 583 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,513 Not really sure why he's here. 584 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,850 Hey, what are you doing after this? 585 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,686 I was gonna go to Rick's Bar and try this new thing. 586 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,563 They have a SEAL Team Six lunch. 587 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,733 I guess that's what the guys ate after they killed Osama. 588 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,985 It's 22,000 calories. 589 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,447 It's got four racks of ribs, mac and cheese... 590 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:24,781 Caesar salad. 591 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,950 Look, it's really distracting that you're here. 592 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,577 I need to focus. Okay? 593 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:29,911 Hey, buddy. 594 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,913 Looking good. I like it. 595 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,124 Oh! You're dressed as a little doll? 596 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:37,294 Wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll? 597 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,713 Hey. Look, you gotta go. Alright? 598 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,381 I'm under a lot of pressure here. 599 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,800 It's a lot harder than nights. 600 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,054 Just please leave. Thank you. 601 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,764 You have a phone? 602 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:51,016 Yeah, of course I have a phone. 603 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:52,351 Back live in 10 seconds. 604 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,227 Let's get Austin on his mark. 605 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,896 I'll hang out with you soon. 606 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,112 And did you wanna upgrade to the hero plan? 607 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,448 It's unlimited talk, text and data. 608 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:10,369 Plus you get one of these five limited phone cases. 609 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,788 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 610 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,164 Yeah, that sounds great. 611 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,625 Uh... I'm gonna do... oh, Mars Rover. 612 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,876 Oh... 613 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,586 Twins! 614 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,592 Beer drinking time, huh? 615 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,469 Yeah, I mean... or something else. 616 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,179 Hey, is that, uh... 617 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,640 bar across the plaza any good? 618 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,183 I've never been. 619 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,935 I've seen a few gnarly fights outside though. 620 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,437 Yeah. I might step over there and have a sip, 621 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,731 or a few, if you wanna join me. 622 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,774 It'd be cool. 623 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,317 Oh. 624 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,652 I'm 18. 625 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,278 Ugh. 626 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,573 Teenage girls these days, they look like 627 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,158 they're 25 years old. 628 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,285 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 629 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,332 Receipt in the bag? 630 00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:59,835 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 631 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,339 Alright. 632 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:05,882 Oh, and sir... 633 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,301 If you ever want something 634 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,303 a little stronger than a few drinks... 635 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,680 you let me know. 636 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,226 Stay curious. 637 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,816 You may begin to detach... 638 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,318 from realities you had claimed as your own. 639 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,363 Are you okay? 640 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,948 Yeah. 641 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,701 A package came for you. 642 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,953 Oh, yes! 643 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,541 Oh my God. Holy shit! 644 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,960 - Ooh, that's exciting. - Holy shit! 645 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,004 These are fucking awesome! 646 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,464 These for you? 647 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:46,882 Oh yeah. 648 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,850 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 649 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,686 One moment. 650 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,646 Honey. 651 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,232 There's someone at the door for you. 652 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:05,233 It's Craig. 653 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,902 Alright. 654 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,446 Dude. 655 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,990 Check it out. 656 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,079 Wow. You, uh... you got the expensive ones. 657 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,207 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 658 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,167 - Let's jam. - Um... 659 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,711 - Whoa. You look awesome! - Oh, thank you. 660 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,297 Uh... look, uh, Craig... 661 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,926 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 662 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,970 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 663 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,933 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 664 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:39,768 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 665 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:41,895 No, Friday night was really strange 666 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,397 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 667 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,149 this friendship at the moment. 668 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,362 You made me feel too free. 669 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,364 You all accepted me way too fast. 670 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,074 You can't do that. 671 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,784 People need rules. 672 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,912 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 673 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,040 I'm doing a segment for work. 674 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:04,834 Um... much luck selling the house. 675 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,923 Austin, come on. 676 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,217 Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 677 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,678 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 678 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,471 that some unknowable intelligence 679 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,515 is behind all things? 680 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:03,226 Thank you, Rebecca. 681 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,937 Uh... my producers told me that there was 682 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,981 a Renaissance Festival here today. 683 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,274 And, uh... 684 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,526 clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so... 685 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,237 it's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am. 686 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,697 Right... 687 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,874 Stevie, come on. 688 00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:28,418 There's nothing over there. Come here. 689 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,919 Look. 690 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,843 Free food. 691 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,554 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 692 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:43,683 People have been doing this for hundreds of thousands of years. 693 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,810 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 694 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,521 No. How do you know they're not poisonous? 695 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,482 I'll show you. 696 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,571 This one needs a little ranch. 697 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,707 This is fun. 698 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,961 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 699 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,229 Got any crushes at school? 700 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,564 Of course. Dad. 701 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:36,027 That guy on that pig was flying. 702 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:37,696 What the hell? 703 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,239 That was crazy. 704 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,118 God! 705 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,120 I told you those mushrooms were poisonous, Dad. 706 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:46,538 I told you. 707 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,751 Fuck. 708 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,170 Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it. 709 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,349 Couldn't believe that. 710 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,350 You know? 711 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:08,518 Fuckin' hell, dude. 712 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,396 Fellas. 713 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:12,939 How we doing? 714 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,524 What's up, man? 715 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:17,026 We're the smokers, we're the smokers. 716 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:20,029 It was awesome. 717 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,656 Anybody need a light? 718 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:22,907 Anybody need a light? 719 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,285 Good? 720 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,830 Beers at my house this Friday. 721 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,624 Heck yeah. I'll stock the fridge. 722 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,835 Let's do a boys night. 723 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,295 Can my wife come? 724 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,217 No, you don't know her. 725 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,135 You never met her. 726 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,219 No, no. 727 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,679 No, let's keep it a boy's night. 728 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,139 I gotta call my wife. 729 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,808 Tell her things might get a little rowdy 730 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,518 this Friday night. 731 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,033 This is a sword. 732 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,577 From Europe, 1700's. 733 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,412 Let me see this thing. 734 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,247 Hey, don't rip it outta my hands. 735 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,249 It's priceless. Be careful with that, okay? 736 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,086 Dude, you scare the fuck outta me, like, so easily. 737 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,714 Imagine. 738 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,674 You're a knight. 739 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,010 Staring out... 740 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,095 at the enemy army coming at you. 741 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,180 Your heart is racing. 742 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,932 Why are you showing us this thing? 743 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,351 'Cause it's cool. I collect stuff like that. 744 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,020 It's so small, dude. It's like... for babies. 745 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,439 This is a sword for babies. 746 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,566 It's not for a baby, it's for a knight. 747 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,860 It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir. 748 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,613 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 749 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,156 I gotta stop you. I gotta stop you. 750 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,659 This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage. 751 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,410 Sorry, it's a little rule here. 752 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:50,620 I apologize. 753 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,455 Dude. When that ship fucking comes in... 754 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:54,916 I'm dead serious. 755 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,835 I'm dead serious. No Marvel spoilers. 756 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,920 - I like to go in fresh, so... - Alright. 757 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,381 Yeah, yeah. No worries. No worries. Yeah. 758 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,883 Are those your wife's drums? 759 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,553 That's funny, I already told you they're mine. 760 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,013 They look like no one's touched them, bitch. 761 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:11,057 Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane. 762 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,184 Give us a little taste. Come on, man, don't hide. 763 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,436 Don't use the knife like that. Don't point the knife at people. 764 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,485 He's like The Hulk, man. 765 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,196 Get the fuck out! 766 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,990 Get the fucking hell outta here. 767 00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,284 I said no spoilers. Let's go. Get up. 768 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,493 We've been here, like, 40 minutes. 769 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:31,911 Move, move, move! 770 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,478 Yeah, yeah. There he is. 771 00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,606 Jesus Christ. 772 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,399 Craig. 773 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,110 My key card mysteriously stopped working. 774 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,447 Uh... do you need to change? 775 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,198 - No. - You sure? 776 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,867 Yeah. I've been through worse. 777 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:13,661 Okay. Well, um... 778 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:15,038 we have a new client 779 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,540 that I'm really, really excited about. 780 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:20,335 Mr. Mayor... Seth Nichols. 781 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:23,129 Seth Nichols is about trust. 782 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,298 Now, he wants us to modernize his 783 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,549 re-election campaign. 784 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,176 Make it much more interactive. 785 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:30,678 Now, Craig... who do you want on your team? 786 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,139 Besides a towel? 787 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,686 I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think. 788 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,151 Honey. 789 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,861 You're home? 790 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,364 Yeah. I don't trust my lunch in the work fridge. 791 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,324 I think somebody's fucking with it. 792 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,825 - Can you help me load these? - Yeah. 793 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:53,993 I gotta scarf, though. 794 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,079 I gotta get on a call with the mayor 795 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,872 about the mayor thing or whatever. 796 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,041 The mail guy screwed up again. 797 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,343 Craig. 798 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,260 Your nose. 799 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:12,387 - Oh. - I've never... 800 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,596 Yeah. 801 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,473 Never seen you get a bloody nose before. 802 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,141 No, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it. 803 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:19,268 - You okay? Here. - Yeah, I'm fine. 804 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,145 - Let's get these in. - Be careful with that. 805 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:24,148 - Pick it up from the base. - Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. 806 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,985 I gotta have a fast lunch. I have a big call. 807 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:30,071 Honey. I'm sick of struggling, I need a bigger car. 808 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,197 I gotta go! 809 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,448 You still have blood on your nose. 810 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,409 - That's fine, that's fine. - Wipe it off. 811 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,203 Bye! Bye, bye, bye. 812 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:00,828 Ah... 813 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,955 Motherfucker. 814 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,529 Hey, hey. 815 00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,823 Putting you through with the mayor's office. 816 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,158 Jen's on. 817 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:03,576 Joanna and Monkey See Inc. are on. 818 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,203 Barry from Digitonis. 819 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,914 Craig Waterman is on. 820 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,498 So, Craig... before we start, 821 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,334 I wanna clear something up. 822 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:14,879 Austin? Honey? 823 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,339 Hello? 824 00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:17,757 Craig? Hello? 825 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,091 Hello, hello. 826 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:24,180 It's the craziest thing that you don't have a cellphone. 827 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,890 Somebody knocked on the door. 828 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,059 Hey, baby. 829 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,228 Come snuggle. 830 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,437 Are you there? 831 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:32,813 It's nap time. 832 00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:34,815 Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there? 833 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,859 Chad from Dopamine Unlimited is on. 834 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,320 He's not responding 835 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,280 'cause he probably doesn't have his cell phone. 836 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,782 - Craig? - Yeah. 837 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,408 There you are. 838 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,328 For a short period, I didn't have a phone, as an experiment. 839 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:48,955 Where would you like to start? 840 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,415 That is really brave of you, that is crazy. 841 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:54,919 I cannot imagine. I'm looking at this thing constantly. 842 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,045 Uh-huh. 843 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,757 Hello? 844 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,309 Craig? Hey. 845 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,728 I tried calling you. I need you to go to the store. 846 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,730 I had a nuts day. 847 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:16,524 No, honey. 848 00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:17,942 Tonight... 849 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:20,611 it's Austin and Bianca's housewarming thing. 850 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,238 I need you to get some things. 851 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:23,447 That's tonight? 852 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,700 Maybe I can borrow some things from them? 853 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,285 Do you have their number? 854 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,786 Uh... yeah... I'll call 'em. 855 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,288 What do you need? 856 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:33,541 Um, I need vanilla extract. I need brown sugar. 857 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:36,752 If they have powdered sugar that'd be really great. 858 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,760 Hey Austin, what's going on? 859 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,555 Yeah, yeah. We're about to head over, actually. 860 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,890 Oh. 861 00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:51,767 Oh, for real? 862 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,686 Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry. 863 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,274 Yeah, I actually, uh, have a bad case myself right now. 864 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,402 No worries at all. No worries at all. 865 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:02,611 Yeah. 866 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:04,405 Okay, we'll-- 867 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,240 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. 868 00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:07,616 Bye. 869 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,495 I guess Bianca came down 870 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,289 with a really bad case of diarrhea. 871 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,124 Oh God. 872 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:16,584 Yeah. 873 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:19,128 Maybe I should make her some chicken broth. 874 00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:20,546 I wouldn't do that. 875 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,423 It'd probably just rip right through her. 876 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:24,133 Let's just invite people over. 877 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,093 Maybe Devin's available. 878 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:27,845 Devin? 879 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,224 Do you ever listen? 880 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:05,383 Hey. 881 00:48:05,508 --> 00:48:06,592 Hey! 882 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,677 Turn those burners off. 883 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:10,221 We're going on an adventure. 884 00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,733 Craig. Absolutely not. 885 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:31,826 This was built in 1837. 886 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,954 Goes all over the city. It's called an aqueduct. 887 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,705 - Is this piss? - Some of it. 888 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,749 Wait... 889 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,960 Yes, this is it. This is it. 890 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,503 This is it. Yes! 891 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,883 Oh, my God. 892 00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:52,638 Are we lost? 893 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,057 No, no, no. This way. 894 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,310 - Craig, there's a bat. - Where? 895 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:01,021 - Right there! - Alright. Let's go this way. 896 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,357 We're not going that way, so that's not a problem. 897 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,943 Who showed you this? 898 00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:08,195 I found it myself. Come on. 899 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,157 Seriously, who showed you this place? Was it Austin? 900 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,075 No, I found it. Come on. 901 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,410 You go up here and there's some really... 902 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,162 - I'm not going up there. - beautiful shit-- 903 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,247 - I wanna go home! - The bat's back there. 904 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,249 I don't wanna walk by that bat again. 905 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:21,542 Come on. There you go. 906 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:22,877 There you go. Go, go, go! 907 00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,879 Perfect. Perfect. 908 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,009 Okay, this is insane. I wanna go. 909 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,302 Help me down. 910 00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,012 Christ almighty. 911 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,139 Can you just give this a chance? 912 00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:39,643 You're always complaining that we don't do anything new. 913 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:41,645 Well, we're here now. 914 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:45,566 You're healthy... and we're here now. 915 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,651 So... Jesus! 916 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:51,780 Just go ahead and I'll catch up to you in a sec. 917 00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:01,999 Thank you. 918 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:04,835 Okay. 919 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,883 Shit! 920 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,052 Where the fuck is it? 921 00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,261 Fuck it. 922 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,687 Oh, God damn it. 923 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:33,030 Don't worry, honey. We're really close. 924 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,081 Tammy? 925 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,500 Tammy? 926 00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,504 Tammy, where are you? Where did you go? 927 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,548 Tammy. 928 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,299 Tammy! 929 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,051 Tammy! 930 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,762 Tammy!!! 931 00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:14,029 Please hang up... 932 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,990 No! 933 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:19,493 My phone! 934 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,078 Where the fuck is it? 935 00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:22,913 Fuck! 936 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:31,505 Tammy! 937 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:37,553 We are currently cruising at an altitude 938 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:38,887 of 1,000 feet, 939 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:42,641 at an air speed of 4100 miles per hour. 940 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:43,892 400 miles. Err... 941 00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:45,603 You make me a little nervous sometimes. 942 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,313 Are you still there? 943 00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,451 ...The weather is pleasant with light turbulence here and there. 944 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:02,953 I need to use the phone. 945 00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,622 I'm in the middle of something, let me finish. 946 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:06,415 I need to use the phone, Stevie. 947 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,130 What the hell is going on? 948 00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:15,507 - Sir, do you live here? - Austin? 949 00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,344 How's the party going, bud? 950 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,972 We had to cancel it 'cause someone broke in. 951 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:24,391 I don't know, so why don't you tell me, bud? 952 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:26,143 What the hell's going on with him? 953 00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:27,311 Sir, are you the primary resident? 954 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:31,106 Jesus! Yes, I am. What is this about? 955 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,941 We had a break-in down the street. 956 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:35,110 The dog picked up a scent that led here. 957 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:38,739 You think my house got broken into by the same person? What? 958 00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:40,407 You broke into my house! 959 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:42,660 Hey! Hold him back. Do your job. 960 00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:43,952 You broke into my house! 961 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,412 What do I pay taxes for? 962 00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:46,830 Hold him! 963 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,249 Are you and your sons the only ones who live here? 964 00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:53,128 My wife does too. 965 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:55,297 - Was she here today? - She's here all day. 966 00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:56,840 Can we speak to her? 967 00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:58,717 - She's not here. - Where is she? 968 00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:01,720 She's in the sewer. 969 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,224 What? What'd you say? 970 00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,852 - She's where? - I said she's in the sewer. 971 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,778 And what happened next? 972 00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,738 We were trying to go to City Hall. 973 00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:22,741 You can get there through the basement. Right? 974 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,910 Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky. 975 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:27,037 Why'd you come down here on your own? 976 00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:28,706 Attempted trespassing. 977 00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,125 No, it's not trespassing. It's adventure. 978 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,918 I was showing my wife a fun night. 979 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,420 We beat cancer. 980 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,964 How you doing? You look really good. 981 00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:39,633 I know these pipes. Do you mind if I take the lead? 982 00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:41,593 - You know the pipes? - I do. 983 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,011 I explore. 984 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:45,472 That's trespassing. That's Penal Code 602. 985 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:46,974 We don't have time for this. 986 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,017 Everybody meet me on the next level. 987 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:52,062 Yeah, I agree. It's time to practice teamwork right now. 988 00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,273 - Hold on, just take him in. - Take me in? 989 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,774 What are you talking about? 990 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:58,736 I'm a program manager at Universal Digital Innovations. 991 00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,529 This fucker showed me this place. 992 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:01,572 He picked the lock. 993 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,115 We broke into City Hall! 994 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,950 He called you guys fucking pigs. 995 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,494 He called all you guys fucking pigs! 996 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,621 - Easy, take it easy. - You're fucking pigs! 997 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:10,873 Let go! 998 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,960 I'm a bit nervous. Nervous. 999 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:15,794 Fuck, man. 1000 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,045 Not at all. 1001 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,797 Hey, I think I'm a little bit nervous too. 1002 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,215 Nice to meet you, Jason. 1003 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,467 Austin, Channel Three. 1004 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:22,301 Okay. 1005 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,719 I appreciate your service. 1006 00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,137 Yeah, man. No problem. 1007 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,805 Let me ask you a question. 1008 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,640 You mind if we get a picture together? 1009 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,142 - Of course. - Yeah? 1010 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,643 - I'll be right back. - Alright. 1011 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,110 This is... 1012 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,571 this is literally the last thing I need. 1013 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:45,240 Do you have any idea how much pressure it is 1014 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:46,742 to be on morning news? 1015 00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:48,076 No, of course you don't. 1016 00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,912 You don't because you're a child. 1017 00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:50,913 You're just a boy. 1018 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,706 Come on, Austin. I'm a man. 1019 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:55,000 Do you know the kind of stress I'm under? 1020 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,461 It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me. 1021 00:54:57,586 --> 00:54:58,754 Go back to nights. 1022 00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:00,464 I can't! 1023 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:03,300 That position is filled, Jerry Pulmas is in it, and he's good. 1024 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:04,510 So I'm stuck. 1025 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,220 Plus they made me quit my band. 1026 00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:07,763 They said it was a bad look. 1027 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,640 Ah... shit, man. You guys rock. 1028 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:11,934 You could've been a little more punk, though. 1029 00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:13,435 Just get outta my life. 1030 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:15,646 Aw, piss! 1031 00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,064 Fuck! 1032 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:24,947 Fuck. 1033 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:32,371 Shit. Shit. 1034 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:36,959 There. Is it good? Is it good? 1035 00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:38,377 Yeah. 1036 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,254 - What? - Yeah. 1037 00:55:41,421 --> 00:55:43,507 - What? Do I... - Yeah. 1038 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:46,134 See fellas, told you it's him. 1039 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,887 Let's get the selfie now. 1040 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1041 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,057 Alright. Alright. 1042 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,433 Right over here. 1043 00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:56,228 Right in the middle. Let's do this. 1044 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,771 By the way, my mom loves you. 1045 00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,064 She watches every day. 1046 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,399 Aww. Tell her thank you. 1047 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:01,733 I appreciate that. 1048 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,000 Steven? 1049 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:25,549 Hi. 1050 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:29,553 Hi. 1051 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:30,512 Hello. 1052 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,098 Hi. 1053 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,311 Replaced your mother already, huh? 1054 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,355 Sorry, just messing around. Congratulations. 1055 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,190 Any news? 1056 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,985 Everybody's looking for her, alright. 1057 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,279 You gonna go to school? 1058 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,864 My mother's missing. 1059 00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:50,490 Are you going to work? 1060 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,201 I have to. 1061 00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:56,121 You should be out there looking for her. 1062 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,218 Hold on. 1063 00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:14,598 Sorry about that. Tammy's Florals. 1064 00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:17,142 Oh wow. Yeah. 1065 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,269 She's actually never done a bar mitzvah before. 1066 00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:21,021 So lemme get your info here. 1067 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:35,911 Hello? 1068 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:38,538 Hello? 1069 00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:50,968 Craig. Um... 1070 00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:53,428 I'm really sorry about this Tammy situation. 1071 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,473 I can't help but feel some sort of blame for this. 1072 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:59,393 Oh. No, it's okay. It's alright. 1073 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,104 So, um... 1074 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:05,065 Last night is our secret, right? 1075 00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:07,609 I mean I could lose it all if that leaks out. 1076 00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:09,111 Yeah, man. It's our secret. 1077 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:10,696 I trust you. 1078 00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:14,157 - I trust you too. - Be well. 1079 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:15,909 You be well as well. 1080 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:20,539 What do people want more than anything in the whole world? 1081 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:23,500 A good relationship. 1082 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:24,960 So I propose, 1083 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:27,379 we don't frame you as a politician. 1084 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:31,383 We frame you as a friend. 1085 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,427 Digital applications will make it so people 1086 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,595 can interact with their new friend. 1087 00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:36,888 You. 1088 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,265 The trick is, 1089 00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,517 you gotta get these people... 1090 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,436 What the fuck is it? 1091 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:49,192 Uh... the trick with these things 1092 00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:51,236 is you gotta give people the illusion 1093 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,571 of self-expression. 1094 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,197 That's all these people have. 1095 00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:56,908 That is definitely, definitely something we can build off of. 1096 00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,493 Craig, thank you. 1097 00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:02,164 I've also asked Ian to put together a second pitch. Ian? 1098 00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,999 Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig. 1099 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,250 Great. 1100 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,007 So... piggy-backing off that, 1101 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,676 why don't we flip this thing on its head? 1102 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:16,303 Mayor Seth Nichols. 1103 00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:17,554 Superhero. 1104 00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:20,807 I look like a Marvel. 1105 00:59:20,932 --> 00:59:22,768 Like Hulk, remember him? 1106 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,145 You wanna know what this looks like? 1107 00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,439 Another four years. 1108 00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:32,319 I just had a great moment of inspiration. 1109 00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,446 This might be it. 1110 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,615 How about this? 1111 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:38,075 Mayor Nichols. 1112 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,411 Coward. Pig. Fuck. 1113 00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:43,080 Uh... his wife is missing, sir. 1114 00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:45,874 You only care about yourself, you sack of shit. 1115 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,542 You don't care about the city. 1116 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:50,629 I had to go to war with the city to put in a speed bump. 1117 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,547 I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. 1118 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:54,758 You motherfucker. Get the fuck off me! 1119 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,218 I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 1120 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,011 - Come on, let's get him out. - Don't pick me up, Ian. 1121 00:59:58,136 --> 00:59:59,805 This is embarrassing. 1122 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,140 Do not-- watch out for my chair! Watch out for my chair! 1123 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,267 Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! 1124 01:00:04,392 --> 01:00:05,685 Get him out! 1125 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:07,437 Oh, you spilled that water. 1126 01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:08,688 You spilled water. 1127 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,983 If it was you actually doing it, 1128 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,069 I would be afraid. But he's all like... 1129 01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:18,532 Craig. 1130 01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:20,033 Craig, get your stuff. 1131 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:21,993 Right now. 1132 01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,411 I was joking around. 1133 01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:24,246 Craig... 1134 01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:26,581 ...leave. 1135 01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:28,583 Craig Waterman. 1136 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,919 Craig. Detective Person's here. 1137 01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:32,546 We found Tammy. 1138 01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:35,590 Is she... 1139 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:37,134 alive? 1140 01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:47,394 - Here mom. - Thank you. 1141 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:48,895 Careful. 1142 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:12,669 Blasting the heat. 1143 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:15,172 It's so fucking hot in here. 1144 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,344 What tea did Stevie give you? 1145 01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:22,888 Is that, that apple berry? 1146 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:27,309 It's really good right after a bite of fudge. 1147 01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:31,146 I'm going to get dressed. 1148 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:34,649 We have people coming over tomorrow. 1149 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:41,531 What people? 1150 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,993 - Welcome back, Tammy. - Welcome back, Tammy! 1151 01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:03,929 Oh, hey, sorry. Is there a bathroom around? 1152 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:06,932 Hey, man. You're the husband, right? 1153 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,017 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman. This is my house. 1154 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,353 - Cool, cool. - The bathroom's right there. 1155 01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:13,647 Awesome. Thanks. Yeah. Dude. Cool drums, man. 1156 01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:16,024 Oh, thank you, man. Yeah, these things are fucking awesome. 1157 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,360 You don't see a lot of green drums. 1158 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:20,111 You know kind of like 70's type. 1159 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,239 '70's. That's what I was going for. 70's vibe. 1160 01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:23,865 - That's a cool decade. - Very cool. 1161 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:26,076 - Got a lot of good music. - A lot of good music. 1162 01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:28,620 Yeah. Economically, could've been better. 1163 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:32,749 Absolutely. Yeah. 1164 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:35,168 - But we came back. - Right. 1165 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:38,296 Hey, I gotta ask you, man. How does it feel? 1166 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:40,006 Oh, to have Tammy back? 1167 01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:42,926 It's honestly, uh... an incredible relief. 1168 01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:45,804 Yeah. How does it feel to ditch your wife? 1169 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,307 You can't use my fucking toilet. 1170 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:50,725 You know what I would do? 1171 01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,978 I look at your wife and I say, oh my God. 1172 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,897 I would love to even be a non-sexual partner with her. 1173 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,065 You know what I mean? 1174 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,692 In business or something. 1175 01:02:58,817 --> 01:03:00,860 And I would never say, hey, come into a sewer 1176 01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:02,320 so I can fucking kill you. 1177 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:04,572 I didn't try and kill her in the sewer. 1178 01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,032 - It was an adventure. - You should be dead! 1179 01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:07,575 You shouldn't even be alive. 1180 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:09,869 You don't know me, get the fuck outta here! 1181 01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:11,579 Hey! Don't do that! 1182 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,581 Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit! 1183 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,542 And she's so beautiful! 1184 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,003 - Get the fuck outta my garage! - Fuck you! 1185 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:21,381 Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you?! 1186 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,527 Excuse me. 1187 01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:45,697 Excuse me. 1188 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,532 Hey! 1189 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,160 Sorry about that. Uh... just, uh... 1190 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,996 wanted to give a little speech to the, um... 1191 01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:56,291 the guest of honor, my wife Tammy Waterman. 1192 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,461 When we went to those tunnels, 1193 01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:01,296 it was for adventure. 1194 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:02,881 Most people think getting dessert 1195 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,507 at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild. 1196 01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:07,719 Well, Tammy and I do things a little bit differently. 1197 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,680 And, uh... this one, just... 1198 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:12,098 this one got away from us. 1199 01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:15,894 But here we are. On the edge of life. 1200 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:19,689 And the view... is absolutely gorgeous. 1201 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:21,107 To Tammy. 1202 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,403 Austin. Austin. 1203 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,030 Look, I got up here. 1204 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:29,741 Come on, you should get up here if you wanna talk. 1205 01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,494 Since we're doing toasts. 1206 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,162 Um... 1207 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:36,915 Man, my heart is overflowing with relief 1208 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,625 that one of the brightest souls 1209 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,294 in this dark world is still with us. 1210 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:42,796 When she was lost, 1211 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:45,048 I was like a caveman who lost his fire. 1212 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:46,174 No pun intended. 1213 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:49,010 This is a special woman right here. 1214 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,762 She's a warrior. She's a healer. 1215 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,138 She's a... 1216 01:04:52,263 --> 01:04:54,349 a mother, um... 1217 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,936 Me and my crew was up all night looking for her. 1218 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,854 I'm just so lucky that she's safe. 1219 01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:02,148 You know, because I don't know what I would be without you. 1220 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:03,608 To Tammy Pinto. 1221 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,944 Uh, Tammy Waterman. It's actually Tammy Waterman. 1222 01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:08,238 For 16 years. That's my best friend. 1223 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:11,574 I just wanna thank you all so much for coming. 1224 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:14,327 You are all like my family. 1225 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:17,038 You're my friends, but really, you're my family. 1226 01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:19,874 This has turned into a little bit of a free for all. 1227 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:21,167 Uh, if you wanna talk... 1228 01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:22,794 uh, please get on the chair. 1229 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,796 And you can form a line here 1230 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,756 by the dips and spreads. Okay? 1231 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,843 You know what? We should maybe even kick it up a notch. 1232 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:31,511 Let's kick it up a notch, huh? 1233 01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:33,721 How about a parade? Wouldn't that be fun? 1234 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,598 A parade for Tammy. Come on, folks! 1235 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:40,687 Come on, Tammy. 1236 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:45,358 People are gonna say, what the fuck-- 1237 01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:46,985 Uh... my name's Patton. 1238 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,945 Um... I just wanna get up here. 1239 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,364 Uh, I'm like, suddenly so nervous. 1240 01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:52,323 Um... 1241 01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,911 Come on, everybody! 1242 01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:00,957 Fucking little rats. 1243 01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,607 We're just so happy that you made it out 1244 01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:27,567 and, uh... the world's a better place. 1245 01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,235 I'll leave you guys with this. 1246 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,987 We should still be in Afghanistan 1247 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,406 and I don't know why we pulled out 1248 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:35,116 in the way we did, it was a shame. 1249 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,096 Hey there, and welcome back. 1250 01:06:57,222 --> 01:06:58,848 We are very lucky today. 1251 01:06:58,973 --> 01:07:00,600 He's joining us now... 1252 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,435 Hey Stevie. Where's your mom? 1253 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,938 Let's take a look at that seven-day forecast. 1254 01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,690 And... whoa! Look at all that sun. 1255 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:09,943 It is on the way. 1256 01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:11,694 It is absolutely on the way. 1257 01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:12,820 Whoa! 1258 01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,364 Did you just nut your OVD's? 1259 01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,574 Come on, Stevie. I didn't nut my OVD's. 1260 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:18,451 Take a picture, your mom's on TV. 1261 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:20,995 And that means a storm is... 1262 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,121 Heading out. 1263 01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:23,748 That's right. It's heading out. 1264 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:24,749 It is heading out. 1265 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,376 You are doing a terrific job. 1266 01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:27,919 I tell ya. Are we hiring? 1267 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,256 I think we've got a candidate right here. 1268 01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:33,216 -Oh no. - Thank you, Austin and Tammy. 1269 01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,093 Back with much more after this. 1270 01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:39,138 Oh, I love this commercial. This guy's really funny. 1271 01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:41,266 Hey. I got the day off. 1272 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,726 Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar? 1273 01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:46,646 Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning. 1274 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:47,939 And we're 16. 1275 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,695 Oh, you can have my drums. They're yours now. 1276 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,655 Thank you. I gotta go to school. 1277 01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:58,116 Um... You ready? 1278 01:08:00,451 --> 01:08:02,161 Thanks for the baked potato. 1279 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:03,663 Yep. 1280 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,707 Didn't even know you had it. 1281 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:11,546 So just keep peeling them back. 1282 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,756 -Okay. - As many as you yd like. 1283 01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:15,425 I feel so... I'm a little nervous. 1284 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,677 -Are you? - I'm nervous. 1285 01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:19,304 It does look like you're shaking a little bit. 1286 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:20,763 Just a little bit. Just a little bit. 1287 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:22,265 I had a banana this morning 1288 01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:24,309 and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it. 1289 01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:26,811 You're too funny. 1290 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,771 So, I just want you to take a look 1291 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:30,982 right here at this gorgeous flower. 1292 01:08:31,899 --> 01:08:33,276 Wow. 1293 01:08:33,401 --> 01:08:36,029 Tell me... doesn't it look like an artist painted that? 1294 01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:37,780 Okay, you know what? 1295 01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,324 You just gave me goosebumps. 1296 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,200 I love how you see the world. 1297 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,537 I love how you see the world. 1298 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:02,138 You've reached Tammy's Florals. 1299 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:04,349 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 1300 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:08,061 Hey honey, it's me again. Craig. Craig Waterman. 1301 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,522 Said my fucking last name to you. 1302 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:15,026 Uh... sorry. I've already had a few boots to drink, 1303 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,903 to be honest with you. Um... 1304 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:20,948 I made us a reservation. 1305 01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:24,494 Under the last name Fudge. 1306 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:26,788 So we're gonna have to show up and say, uh, 1307 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,081 we're the Fudges. 1308 01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,166 Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar. 1309 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:31,668 Love ya. 1310 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:54,607 Honey? Hey. 1311 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:55,942 I was worried about you. 1312 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,485 Come on, let's go to dinner. 1313 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,654 I told you I had plans tonight. 1314 01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:00,905 You did? 1315 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,782 Was that someone else? 1316 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:05,451 I sent you a voicemail too. 1317 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:07,912 I made us a little reservation. 1318 01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:10,790 I'm fine to just order in too, if you want. 1319 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,291 How was your day? 1320 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,252 It was amazing. 1321 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:18,297 Yeah, I saw... I saw you chatting up 1322 01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:20,633 with everybody on the idiot box. 1323 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:22,802 My heart is still racing. 1324 01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:25,638 I met so many great people. 1325 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:26,889 Austin. 1326 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,016 So sweet. 1327 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:30,268 Yeah. 1328 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,311 You looked so good on there. 1329 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:33,771 You looked beautiful. 1330 01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:37,692 Oh, I think I might... I'm think I might try 1331 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:39,944 to make those biscuits I made... tomorrow too. 1332 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,572 You're wearing, like, a perfume? 1333 01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,073 It's a cologne. 1334 01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:45,533 Huh. 1335 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:46,701 Yeah, it's a cologne. 1336 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,087 Hi. 1337 01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:01,257 Uh... okay. 1338 01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:02,800 Okay. Bye, hun. 1339 01:11:04,385 --> 01:11:06,012 Wrong number? 1340 01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:11,976 If we're gonna go to dinner, we should probably go right now. 1341 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,270 I have a dinner with the TV people. 1342 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,147 They're gonna be here any minute. 1343 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:19,233 Well, is there room for one more? 1344 01:11:19,358 --> 01:11:21,068 I didn't know you were free. 1345 01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:23,070 Yes, I'm free. Of course I'm free. 1346 01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,363 I'm always free. 1347 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:27,450 And, you know... 1348 01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:29,786 you wouldn't be a big TV star 1349 01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:32,497 if I didn't take you to that little cool place. 1350 01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:36,167 Mm-hmm. 1351 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,418 Okay. 1352 01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:38,795 Sorry. 1353 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,219 I... 1354 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,724 I had an orgasm in the sewer system. 1355 01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:05,363 That's great. 1356 01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,197 Yeah. 1357 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,698 That's great. 1358 01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:10,243 Congratulations. That's really good. 1359 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:15,456 How? 1360 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,293 I was just, you know... 1361 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:22,505 sitting there in the dark and, uh... 1362 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,343 I had this... realization. 1363 01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:31,430 And then this release. 1364 01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:33,975 And boom. Just, uh... 1365 01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:36,978 my whole, my whole body was vibrating. 1366 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:38,271 I mean... 1367 01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:41,566 Wow. 1368 01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:44,151 It wasn't as fun for me. 1369 01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:46,779 I just lost my phone and I got arrested by the pigs. 1370 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:49,907 You know... 1371 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:52,702 that my mom never left my narcissistic dad. 1372 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,746 I'm not gonna let that happen to me. 1373 01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,709 I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house. 1374 01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:03,087 Until I can find a place of my own. 1375 01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,136 Who? 1376 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:38,956 I was able to get you the last one. 1377 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:40,374 Oh. 1378 01:13:40,499 --> 01:13:43,085 Did you wanna do another Mars Rover case with that? 1379 01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,795 Yeah. Um... 1380 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:52,219 I want something a little stronger than beer. 1381 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:55,348 Last time I was here, you said you'd give me 1382 01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:57,058 something that's stronger. 1383 01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,852 Ramon. 1384 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,228 I'm on break. 1385 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,314 Come with me. 1386 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:07,610 My name's Tony, but when my hair's down, 1387 01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,320 people call me T-Boy. 1388 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:10,488 What are you looking for? 1389 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:13,824 I'm stuck. 1390 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,868 I'm about to lose everything. 1391 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:20,414 I can give you weed, X, uh... shrooms. 1392 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:22,041 Adderall. 1393 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,334 Um... 1394 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:26,170 Do you have, uh... do you have ayahuasca? 1395 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:27,964 Oh, no. 1396 01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:30,967 Uh... but I do have Toad. 1397 01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:32,426 Toad? 1398 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:33,719 Yeah. 1399 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,434 The Buffalo River toad. 1400 01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:42,770 You, uh... you lick the psychedelic venom 1401 01:14:42,895 --> 01:14:45,314 that it excretes off its rear glands. 1402 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,567 He's similar to ayahuasca, but the trip is way faster. 1403 01:14:54,031 --> 01:14:55,533 How much is the frog? 1404 01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,910 The toad. 100. 1405 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,082 What the hell am I supposed to feed him? 1406 01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:05,710 No. It's $100 for a lick, man. 1407 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,883 I'm out of ideas, man. 1408 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:16,595 Lick a toad. 1409 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,890 Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad 1410 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:21,350 for some reason. 1411 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:23,686 The bank gave it to me and it smelled really bad. 1412 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:28,065 Here. You gave me too much. 1413 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,358 Oh. 1414 01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:30,943 That was sweet of you. 1415 01:15:31,068 --> 01:15:32,737 You ready? 1416 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,114 I don't know. I don't know. 1417 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,078 Here's a little pillow. 1418 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,788 Thank you. 1419 01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:50,671 Your mind is about to disintegrate. 1420 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:53,090 And then your consciousness is gonna expand 1421 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,176 to become all of infinity. 1422 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,219 You will feel a pain unlike anything 1423 01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:58,679 you've ever felt before, 1424 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:01,724 followed by a bliss, which... can't even be described. 1425 01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:06,687 You will die and be reborn. 1426 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,939 I'm gonna turn off the lights for you. 1427 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:10,691 I'm gonna put on some music 1428 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:13,319 and I'm gonna go get some lunch because it's my lunch break. 1429 01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:16,947 You're gonna have such an incredible journey. 1430 01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:19,617 I love you. 1431 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,216 It is like ice cream on a hot summer day. 1432 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:39,678 Don't pop him. 1433 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,555 You look like you're gonna pop him. 1434 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,477 Can you... can you stay with me? 1435 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:47,937 I'm sorry. 1436 01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:50,648 I need to go get some Marlboros and a Red Bull. 1437 01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,733 It's time for you to touch God. 1438 01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:04,745 Oh, big lick. 1439 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,789 Was that too big? 1440 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,416 Fuck. Was that too big? 1441 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,178 I love you, toad boy. 1442 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:24,849 It's T-Boy. 1443 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:27,101 I love you T-Boy. 1444 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,437 Hey. 1445 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:32,773 I actually did a little work for Red Bull. 1446 01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:34,441 They were so mean to me. 1447 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,968 Oh, hey. How you doing, man? 1448 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,804 What's for lunch today? 1449 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:47,598 Black Forest ham. 1450 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:49,099 Perfect choice. 1451 01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:50,768 What kind of bread? 1452 01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:53,479 Let's go with... 1453 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:55,314 Italian herb and cheese. 1454 01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:56,857 Alright. 1455 01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:05,074 Foot long, right? 1456 01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:06,158 Yes. 1457 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:07,826 Usual toppings? 1458 01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:09,995 Foot long cookie on the side. 1459 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,330 Yes, please. 1460 01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:12,790 Thank you. 1461 01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:17,711 Not toasted, right? 1462 01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:21,924 Ehh... let's be wild. Toast it. 1463 01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:23,801 Okay. 1464 01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:29,223 Welcome back, Craig. 1465 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:34,645 Is it over? 1466 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,063 Yeah, it's over. 1467 01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:37,815 How long did your trip feel? 1468 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,149 Four or five months? 1469 01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:40,442 It was like a minute. 1470 01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:42,236 I went to Subway. 1471 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:44,738 The eatery? What happened? 1472 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:46,156 I ordered. 1473 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,701 Did you get the answer you were looking for? 1474 01:19:48,826 --> 01:19:51,245 No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway! 1475 01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:54,832 The toad is mysterious. 1476 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:58,585 That frog ripped me off. 1477 01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,714 Little asshole, little fucker. 1478 01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:20,316 Welcome to your new life. 1479 01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:48,218 This is why guys shouldn't have friends. 1480 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:54,516 It'll get you in a ton of trouble. 1481 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,939 People need rules. 1482 01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,776 All I need are goals. 1483 01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:07,029 Like trying to eat the full SEAL Team Six lunch 1484 01:21:07,154 --> 01:21:08,280 at Rick's Bar. 1485 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:10,282 Oh my God. 1486 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,745 I can't fucking finish all this stuff. 1487 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,456 It's the meal the guys ate after they killed Osama 1488 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:19,458 and buried him at sea. 1489 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:21,585 It's 22,000 calories. 1490 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,838 Yeah, eat up. I'm Craig. 1491 01:21:24,963 --> 01:21:27,049 You're gonna grow up to be a beautiful old guy. 1492 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,969 Thank you, Steven. I hope you're serious about that. 1493 01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:33,347 If you want a pal, just have a son. 1494 01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:39,019 At the end of the day... I'm a lone wolf. 1495 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,687 I accept that. 1496 01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:49,154 Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them it was my birthday, did you? 1497 01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:50,823 Of course not. Did you? 1498 01:21:50,948 --> 01:21:52,074 Nuh-uh. No. 1499 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:54,493 Okay good, 'cause you know I hate that shit. 1500 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:55,953 You know I hate that shit. 1501 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:57,913 Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver. 1502 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,082 - What's it called? - It's an application. 1503 01:22:00,207 --> 01:22:01,625 Application. Like literally, 1504 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,669 having two girlfriends is killing me financially. 1505 01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:15,931 How's, uh, Devin's and the pool house now? 1506 01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:18,142 Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news. 1507 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,768 I saw Devin on the news. 1508 01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:22,104 They interviewed him 'cause one of his friends 1509 01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:23,230 got all burnt up. 1510 01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:24,690 He looked good. 1511 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,568 - Devin looked good? - Devin looked good. 1512 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,361 Is Dad talking about that wild hike we went on 1513 01:22:29,486 --> 01:22:31,071 where he ate all those bad mushrooms? 1514 01:22:31,196 --> 01:22:32,781 Oh my God! 1515 01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:36,577 Are you okay? 1516 01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:39,204 Yeah, I'm fine. That just, that scared me. 1517 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,584 It's fine. 1518 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:46,628 Sir. 1519 01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:47,671 No, it's fine. 1520 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:48,964 Sir? 1521 01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:53,552 You just bumped into this young lady here 1522 01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:55,804 and I think you should apologize. 1523 01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:58,307 Did I? 1524 01:22:58,432 --> 01:23:00,225 Yeah, you did. 1525 01:23:00,350 --> 01:23:03,520 She almost spilled her stuffed pepper all over herself. 1526 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,355 Can you please apologize? 1527 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:10,944 I'm not scared of you. 1528 01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:12,779 I bought a van today. 1529 01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:19,536 Apologies, ma'am. 1530 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:22,664 Enjoy your peppers. 1531 01:23:22,789 --> 01:23:24,166 Thank you. 1532 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,463 You bought a van? 1533 01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:34,218 I think we gotta get the fuck outta here. 1534 01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:35,677 What? 1535 01:23:35,802 --> 01:23:37,596 I think we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1536 01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:40,891 Oh, come on. Let's all enjoy our meals. 1537 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,476 What the hell did I just do? 1538 01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:43,685 It's fine. 1539 01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:45,646 Oh, you motherfuckers. 1540 01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:47,105 You motherfuckers. 1541 01:23:47,231 --> 01:23:48,857 Happy birthday! 1542 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,027 Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go. 1543 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,959 Craig... this is too much. 1544 01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:09,795 Well, you needed it and you deserve it. 1545 01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,174 Hey Mom, do you wanna come inside after this 1546 01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:15,384 and watch a movie or something? 1547 01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:17,135 Um... 1548 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:19,930 Yeah. 1549 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,641 Yes. Whatever you want, birthday boy. 1550 01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:24,017 Cool. 1551 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:27,563 Oh! 1552 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:28,897 Austin got a new car. 1553 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:30,232 Sick. 1554 01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:34,278 That is so fucking pimp. 1555 01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:36,780 There's lots of cars. 1556 01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:39,157 They must be having a party. 1557 01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:42,286 Oh, by the way. 1558 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:45,872 This came. Um... it's the wrong address again. 1559 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,506 Alright. Can you run it down to him? 1560 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,717 I'm gonna give Ma the tour. 1561 01:24:56,842 --> 01:24:59,094 Oh! There's a new Marvel we should totally rent. 1562 01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:00,596 I heard it's pretty crazy. 1563 01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:02,681 Yeah, that'd be really nice. 1564 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:15,694 Craig. 1565 01:25:16,403 --> 01:25:18,488 I can't believe you got me that van. 1566 01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:21,742 Seriously. It is... it's so... 1567 01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:24,077 I should've done it a long time ago. 1568 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:30,709 I wasted so much time doing nothing. 1569 01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:38,133 Hey. 1570 01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:40,844 You been working out? 1571 01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:45,349 I'm just losing weight 'cause I walk all day, every single day, 1572 01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:46,892 everybody screams at me. 1573 01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:48,393 Everybody fucking hates me. 1574 01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:49,603 Huh. 1575 01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:51,813 You look like you've been working out. 1576 01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:54,524 You been working out? 1577 01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:56,443 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1578 01:25:56,568 --> 01:25:58,111 Yeah. You wanna feel my abs? 1579 01:25:59,613 --> 01:26:00,864 Yeah, if that's alright. 1580 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,949 Yeah. 1581 01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:05,285 Okay. I don't know how to do it. 1582 01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:06,745 No, do it hard! 1583 01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:07,996 Oh... ouch! 1584 01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:09,164 This is good, right? 1585 01:26:09,289 --> 01:26:10,957 Well, I didn't say hit me! 1586 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,042 Hi. 1587 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,418 You trying to wrestle each other? 1588 01:26:14,211 --> 01:26:15,379 Oh shit. 1589 01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:18,590 I forgot to get candles. I gotta get candles. 1590 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,384 We'll do presents in five minutes. 1591 01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:21,968 Alright? You little heart breaker. 1592 01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:27,099 Hey, Craig. 1593 01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:28,684 You wanna take it for a spin? 1594 01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,102 Yeah. Hell yeah. 1595 01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:34,564 It's really nice having you in the house. 1596 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:37,526 I'll see you soon. 1597 01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:41,029 Alright, I'll be back. 1598 01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:25,449 ♪ I get away every day My holiday ♪ 1599 01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:27,159 ♪ I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1600 01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:28,869 ♪ I live it up, on the go, ♪ 1601 01:27:28,994 --> 01:27:31,413 ♪ I'm getting high, I'm getting low ♪ 1602 01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:32,831 ♪ Kickin' off and I lose control ♪ 1603 01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:35,417 ♪ I'm born to fly, I want it all ♪ 1604 01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:38,003 ♪ Take off and I'm everywhere, I'm in the air♪ 1605 01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:41,047 ♪ I'll meet you there. I get away every day♪ 1606 01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:43,717 ♪ My holiday I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1607 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:45,218 ♪ I live it up, on the go ♪ 1608 01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:47,763 ♪ I'm getting high. I'm never low... ♪ 1609 01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,687 Who's he? 1610 01:28:37,813 --> 01:28:39,189 Hey Zed! 1611 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,774 Look at this. 1612 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:43,151 We're just getting started and I'm already double-fisting. 1613 01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:44,986 Hey everybody. It's been a minute. 1614 01:28:45,111 --> 01:28:46,112 Craig. 1615 01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:47,572 You can't just come in here. 1616 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:49,950 I just came to congratulate you on that hot rod. 1617 01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:52,828 That thing is pimp! My God! 1618 01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:53,787 Heck yeah. 1619 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:55,205 Come on, why don't we, uh... 1620 01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:56,957 I actually got a new car myself. 1621 01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:59,167 I got a Town and Country, midnight envy green, 1622 01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:00,710 gently used. It's so cool. 1623 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,212 Let's catch up-- 1624 01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:05,257 Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight. 1625 01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:10,762 Oh, Garrett. 1626 01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:13,014 I've been thinking so much about your little busty daughter 1627 01:29:13,139 --> 01:29:15,267 who everybody keeps staring at. 1628 01:29:15,392 --> 01:29:17,102 Why are people such bad people? 1629 01:29:20,730 --> 01:29:22,107 Alright. 1630 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:25,777 I'll be outta your hair in just a sec. 1631 01:29:26,987 --> 01:29:28,613 I just wanted to apologize 1632 01:29:28,738 --> 01:29:32,450 for how I acted the last time we hung out. 1633 01:29:32,576 --> 01:29:35,370 I wanna say sorry to Austin for popping you. 1634 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:38,248 Making the night weird and have to end early. 1635 01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:40,584 I just think it's... 1636 01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:44,170 a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now 1637 01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:46,423 and it came out in that way, I'm sorry. 1638 01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:49,384 Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig. 1639 01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:51,052 Honestly. Come on. 1640 01:29:51,177 --> 01:29:52,637 Let me show you the hot rod. 1641 01:29:52,762 --> 01:29:53,805 Come on. 1642 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:55,599 Is it cool if I stay? 1643 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,183 I apologized. 1644 01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:02,772 So that's it. 1645 01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:06,651 I did one strange thing and I'm toast? 1646 01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:08,194 One thing. 1647 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:11,197 That's it. One thing and you throw me out. 1648 01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,283 Maybe you guys are the bad guys. Huh? 1649 01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,076 Are you guys the bad guys? 1650 01:30:15,201 --> 01:30:16,828 I mean, I know you're not. 1651 01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:18,997 But can you give me a second chance? 1652 01:30:19,664 --> 01:30:21,124 Give me a second chance. 1653 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:23,084 Get to know me. 1654 01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:25,253 Ask me something. Get to know me. 1655 01:30:25,378 --> 01:30:27,547 Alright, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1656 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:29,341 Come on! Ask me something. 1657 01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:30,717 Whoa, whoa! 1658 01:30:30,842 --> 01:30:32,886 Get to know me, come on! Get to know me! 1659 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:34,554 Ask me something! 1660 01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:36,598 I got great "would you rathers"! 1661 01:30:37,557 --> 01:30:39,559 Don't I, Austin?! 1662 01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:40,727 Would you rathers? 1663 01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:42,479 Would you rather, like... 1664 01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:44,981 Would you rather, uh, do stand up 1665 01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:47,484 for one whole year just for your dad 1666 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:51,154 or would you rather fucking... I don't know. 1667 01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:54,074 I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous! 1668 01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:55,909 I'm too nervous and stressed! 1669 01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:58,578 You. 1670 01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:01,331 Ask me something! Ask me something! 1671 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:02,791 Alright, uh... 1672 01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:03,917 What... 1673 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,669 what's your favorite food? 1674 01:31:07,545 --> 01:31:09,923 Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything! 1675 01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:11,633 I'm too nervous! 1676 01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:13,551 Somebody else ask me! 1677 01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:14,719 You! 1678 01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:16,888 Who the hell are you?! 1679 01:31:17,013 --> 01:31:18,848 You guys got a new guy? 1680 01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:20,976 There's a new guy?! 1681 01:31:21,101 --> 01:31:21,977 What's your name? 1682 01:31:22,102 --> 01:31:24,187 Jimp. I got two twin girls. 1683 01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:25,271 Jim? 1684 01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:26,523 No, Jimp. 1685 01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:28,441 It's like jump... with an I. 1686 01:31:28,566 --> 01:31:29,776 Jimp? 1687 01:31:29,901 --> 01:31:31,277 Jimp. Yeah. 1688 01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:39,035 I'm sorry. 1689 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,497 This is fucking insane. 1690 01:31:42,622 --> 01:31:44,833 This is insane. 1691 01:31:45,709 --> 01:31:46,960 I'm sorry. 1692 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:51,214 Should we just sing? 1693 01:31:53,925 --> 01:31:55,218 Let's sing. 1694 01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,558 ♪ Boy, you should know that ♪ 1695 01:32:02,851 --> 01:32:06,604 ♪ I've had you on my mind ♪ 1696 01:32:06,730 --> 01:32:09,441 ♪ Your secret admirer ♪ 1697 01:32:10,650 --> 01:32:13,695 ♪ I've been watching you at night ♪ 1698 01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:16,948 Fuck! 1699 01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:28,293 Everybody get the fuck on the ground! 1700 01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,379 I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge! 1701 01:32:31,504 --> 01:32:33,048 Don't even fucking look at me! 1702 01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:36,009 Keep your heads down! 1703 01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:42,474 I'll blow your heads off! 1704 01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,933 Keep 'em down! 1705 01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:46,770 Garrett, I wanna blow your fat fucking head off! 1706 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:49,647 You demand attention! I'm sick of it! 1707 01:32:49,773 --> 01:32:52,317 You rich babies! 1708 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,362 Alright, folks. 1709 01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,282 This has been a blast. 1710 01:33:00,241 --> 01:33:01,826 But unfortunately... 1711 01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:04,162 it's a school night for your daddy. 1712 01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:08,333 You rats! 1713 01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,418 You called the fucking cops?! 1714 01:33:44,661 --> 01:33:45,912 Great hanging, Craigy. 1715 01:33:46,037 --> 01:33:47,122 So fun, dude. 1716 01:33:47,247 --> 01:33:48,581 Great to see you guys. 1717 01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:50,750 Great to see you, man. 1718 01:33:50,875 --> 01:33:52,335 Of course, of course. 1719 01:33:52,460 --> 01:33:53,753 I'll see you Friday night. 1720 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,088 Yes. Yes. I'll be there. 1721 01:33:55,213 --> 01:33:56,131 I'll call you later. 1722 01:33:56,256 --> 01:33:57,465 Yeah, see ya. See ya. 1723 01:33:59,008 --> 01:34:01,136 Alright. Alright. 1724 01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,221 Hey. 1725 01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:05,014 You know how to get home, right? 1726 01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:06,057 I'll do my best. 1727 01:34:07,433 --> 01:34:08,893 Hey. 1728 01:34:09,394 --> 01:34:11,187 I love you, rock star. 1729 01:34:12,438 --> 01:34:13,773 I love you, Craigy. 1730 01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:08,828 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1731 01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:12,916 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe ♪ 1732 01:35:13,041 --> 01:35:16,294 ♪ if the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1733 01:35:16,419 --> 01:35:18,171 ♪ If your love is strong ♪ 1734 01:35:18,296 --> 01:35:19,923 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you. ♪ 1735 01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:23,885 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1736 01:35:24,010 --> 01:35:27,680 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe ♪ 1737 01:35:27,805 --> 01:35:31,017 ♪ if the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1738 01:35:31,142 --> 01:35:33,186 ♪ If your love is strong ♪ 1739 01:35:33,311 --> 01:35:35,521 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1740 01:35:35,647 --> 01:35:40,568 ♪ Every day I pray my heart can win ♪ 1741 01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:47,617 ♪ Every night I pray I can call you my man ♪ 1742 01:35:47,742 --> 01:35:49,994 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1743 01:35:50,119 --> 01:35:51,663 ♪ I need you ♪ 1744 01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:53,539 ♪ I want you ♪ 1745 01:35:53,665 --> 01:35:56,960 ♪ to have you, hold you, squeeze you ♪ 1746 01:35:57,085 --> 01:36:01,172 ♪ So I am going now, every weekend ♪ 1747 01:36:01,297 --> 01:36:04,592 ♪ Just to see my boo again ♪ 1748 01:36:04,717 --> 01:36:07,845 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1749 01:36:07,971 --> 01:36:11,808 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe ♪ 1750 01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:15,728 ♪ if the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1751 01:36:15,853 --> 01:36:17,438 ♪ If your love is strong ♪ 1752 01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,440 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1753 01:36:19,565 --> 01:36:22,819 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1754 01:36:22,944 --> 01:36:26,698 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe ♪ 1755 01:36:26,823 --> 01:36:30,326 ♪ if the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1756 01:36:30,451 --> 01:36:32,453 ♪ If your love is strong ♪ 1757 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:34,414 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1758 01:36:34,539 --> 01:36:37,875 ♪ These feelings I have for you ♪ 1759 01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:41,587 ♪ That go deeper if you can come ♪ 1760 01:36:41,713 --> 01:36:44,215 ♪ Correct with your game boy ♪ 1761 01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:45,425 ♪ No, no ♪ 1762 01:36:45,550 --> 01:36:49,095 ♪ No you can't be lame boy ♪ 1763 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:52,640 ♪ But if you can please me ♪ 1764 01:36:52,765 --> 01:36:56,144 ♪ then my love will come easy ♪ 1765 01:36:56,269 --> 01:36:59,272 ♪ I'll do anything you want ♪ 1766 01:36:59,397 --> 01:37:01,190 ♪ Freak me boy ♪ 1767 01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:03,526 ♪ I'm thinking of you ♪ 1768 01:37:03,651 --> 01:37:06,988 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1769 01:37:07,113 --> 01:37:10,867 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe ♪ 1770 01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:14,370 ♪ if the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1771 01:37:14,495 --> 01:37:16,581 ♪ If your love is strong ♪ 1772 01:37:16,706 --> 01:37:18,458 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1773 01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:21,961 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1774 01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:25,840 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe ♪ 1775 01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:29,218 ♪ if the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1776 01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:31,346 ♪ If your love is strong ♪ 1777 01:37:31,471 --> 01:37:33,639 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1778 01:37:33,765 --> 01:37:37,435 ♪ Boy, you've got all I need ♪ 1779 01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:40,813 ♪ From what I see ♪ 1780 01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:42,607 ♪ And boy ♪ 1781 01:37:42,732 --> 01:37:47,653 ♪ Every night I am constantly thinking of you ♪ 1782 01:38:17,517 --> 01:38:20,812 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1783 01:38:20,937 --> 01:38:24,857 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe ♪ 1784 01:38:24,982 --> 01:38:28,319 ♪ if the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1785 01:38:28,444 --> 01:38:30,029 ♪ If your love is strong ♪ 1786 01:38:30,154 --> 01:38:32,073 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1787 01:38:32,198 --> 01:38:36,369 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1788 01:38:49,132 --> 01:38:50,633 ♪ Cop killer♪ 1789 01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:56,681 ♪ Let's kill the cops tonight ♪ 1790 01:39:01,102 --> 01:39:02,895 ♪ Cop killer♪ 1791 01:39:05,106 --> 01:39:09,402 ♪ Kill every cop in sight ♪ 1792 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:11,946 ♪ Cop killer♪ 1793 01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:07,418 ♪ Cop killer♪ 1794 01:40:10,254 --> 01:40:13,049 ♪ Let's kill the cops tonight. ♪ 1795 01:40:17,261 --> 01:40:19,430 ♪ Cop killer♪ 1796 01:40:21,516 --> 01:40:26,771 ♪ Kill every cop in sight. ♪ 1797 01:40:26,896 --> 01:40:28,564 ♪ Cop killer♪ 121326