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It was crazy.

I held him in my arms for a minute.

That's how long I held my breath!

No, seriously the sensation is...

amazing.

The first time you held Lucas?

The best feeling in the world.

- Better than an orgasm? - A thousand times.

It's incomparable.

Before having him I didn't know who I was.

And now?

Ben, you're ready.

Having a child is the best thing in the world.

My dad already had two at my age.

Yes, plus a roof over his head. The farm was his.

Instead of talking about kids, find a solution.

I thought that buyout would work.

The bride was in love with you.

Not enough!

Right, Mathias?

Mathias, are you okay?

We'll come up with another plan

and make our stand.

Start by working.

Ludo and Zak too.

You've got clients waiting for you.

Take a shower, change your undies.

- Go! - Off to work!

I'm sick of telling you. I'm not your mom!

- Ben. - Yeah?

In one hour!

- From now? - Yes, from now.

Next week, same time

What's this message from Olga?

Mathias, what are you doing with Olga?

What's this message?

Mathias, what's this message from Olga?

I'm talking to you.

Fuck!

What's this message from Olga?

What are you doing with Olga?

Stop it, Ben!

What's going on?

- He had a message from Olga. - What?

- Why are you seeing her? - No!

Wait.

Why are you seeing Olga?

Mathias.

A Chinese woman taught me this.

You press nice and hard.

Like this.

And now you can have a Swedish massage.

A nice Swedish touch!

Stop talking nonsense.

You need to find a nice girl and set her down.

You need to find a nice girl and settle down.

You know I'm not an easy guy.

In this family we're all hard to please.

But I feel she's not far away.

The one who's going to chain me up.

I'll no longer be here to meet her.

Yes, you will, Mom.

Mathias.

Can you come? I have something to show you.

Look what I found.

They looked happy, huh?

She told me that she wants us to meet him.

Not a chance!

He abandoned us like dogs. Never forget that.

Yeah, maybe.

But I'm not sure I want to be an orphan.

Hi, the Bear.

Hello.

Are you okay?

You look puzzled.

No, it's the...

horse.

Because I...

I'm hot.

Come in.

I prepared a tray for you with some toiletries.

- The bathroom is at the end. - Fine.

Tell me...

- You don't have erection problems? - Sorry?

Erection.

Erection? No, I don't have...

I don't have erection problems.

No problems.

Perfect.

I love daddies!

The bees aren't coming back.

Their damn pesticides are killing everything.

What can we do?

We're not making as much money as before. We're struggling.

Are you listening to me?

- I'm checking Ludo's clients. - What do you mean?

- Like you with Mathias. - What?

- I don't do that. - Of course!

Cancelled? Why have you cancelled it?

Shit! We're struggling and you're getting rid of clients.

I'm not getting rid of them.

I'm selecting. It's for Ludo's own good.

It's like he can't stop, it's freaking me out.

Do you want to stop it?

Will the loan pay itself off?

We can't.

You're handsome.

You like me?

Yes.

- You're not Paddington! - What?

I'm not into this teddy-bear stuff.

I like a bit of energy.

Don't worry, I'll pay you anyway.

And you're cheaper than Karim.

He had a ping-pong competition.

Look, I'm falling asleep here, and I'm paying.

No, but... I'm afraid of breaking you.

Mucous membranes don't break.

We women aren't made of glass.

You can see my colleague now.

Number 52?

Here I am.

I have to jab your behind.

Couldn't we have a coffee first?

Stanislas?

Are you okay?

Yes.

- Is the daddy good? - Yes.

- You like this? - Shut up!

- Don't stop! - I'm not stopping.

I'm gonna come!

How old are you?

Eighteen.

How did you find me?

Are you the police?

What do you want from me?

- To tell me if I'm doing it right. - Doing what right?

Giving head.

Okay.

Why is that important to you?

Because we have to know how to do it. Are you stupid?

Have you already done it?

Yes. Everyone has.

We practice every Wednesday afternoon.

Why did you choose me?

There's a Snapchat of me going around, calling me Dracula.

Isa uses her teeth as well. But she swallows, so no one cares.

You have money,

to pay me with?

Yes.

I've got 100.

And I got this for my birthday.

You could get 120 for it. I've checked.

Where are your parents?

In the next room, playing Uno.

LOL, okay.

What did you do before, on Wednesday afternoons?

Guitar lessons.

But I stopped. The teacher was a pain.

I could have done that again.

Don't fall in love.

A drink?

No, thanks.

I'd like us to get together again.

Maybe I could leave you my number.

Yeah?

Yeah, and no charge.

I mean, it...

it'd be on me.

Okay, I want you to leave now.

Get moving.

Sorry. Yes, of course.

I have a date this evening.

With my faculty advisor.

He wrote a paper on the soul and the body.

I can't get over it.

He's so good-looking.

Every time he opens his mouth, I...

I mean...

it drives me crazy.

But... thank you.

Thanks to you, my hormones...

I'll be able to turn him down.

And not come across as easy.

No sex on the first date.

Right?

Sorry to cancel again. See you in class.

The Soul and the Body

I have to let you in on a secret.

I don't like honey.

I've never liked the taste.

I only ate it to please you.

Do you think I should meet my father?

There!

Do you think what I do is cool?

Yeah.

- It's easy money as well. - Yeah.

Yesterday, I pretended to be a slave for a middle-class woman.

Seeing a black guy chained up got her excited.

I was on all fours.

If I had a gift like yours, I wouldn't be doing this.

I'd have loved it if my parents had paid for guitar lessons.

I'd have become a star.

I could teach you.

I'd love that, but I'm only free on Wednesday afternoons.

Okay.

Happy birthday, Dad.

I'm sorry I slapped you.

Never do that again.

Next time I'll tear you apart.

I was never able to talk to him.

Learn how to listen.

You know why Mathias is seeing Olga?

He's sleeping with her.

It was the only way he could keep his mom alive.

She's paying for the medical care.

Since when?

Three months ago.

Maybe longer.

We can't trust him.

You still think Mathias would screw us over?

You just don't get it, Ben.

- You're not being objective. - I'm pragmatic.

Thanks to him we can strike where it hurts.

What do you mean?

Trust us.

Mathias.

She's asked again.

She has a right to choose when to go.

Mathias.

Give it to him.

Fuck! You need to train harder to make money at this.

We didn't come here to see you get battered.

Okay, he's had enough! Come on!

I swear, that's how things work in Australia.

Why did you leave? Fed up with the kangaroos?

It was four years.

My mom needed help,

and I was homesick.

I get angsty once past Carpentras!

Like in high school. Remember?

Your "panic attack" to get out of Bible study.

With Mrs. Legros? Yes, yes!

"Ma'am, it's real!"

Mom grounded me for a month.

It's crazy that you remember that.

The mustache suits you.

Thanks.

Don't you agree, that it suits him?

Yes, very much so.

Okay. I was right to come home, then!

Ludo, are you still a herdsman?

Yep!

He's still a herdsman.

They're looking for people for the Fanfonne bull herd.

Really?

To train youngsters.

We should call.

I'm pretty busy at the moment.

It's a good opportunity, isn't it?

Yes, but... I'm busy.

Yes.

But you can call.

- This guacamole is great. - Thanks.

She's an ace at guacamole.

- I gotta go. - So soon?

An early start tomorrow to go eel-fishing.

Right behind here, in fact.

No, that's crazy, going home now,

then coming back here tomorrow morning.

You can sleep here.

- We don't have a guest room. - That's okay.

It's a big bed.

I'll... be going.

Yes, I'll see you out.

Thanks for the beer.

See you, Ludo.

Okay, so she's 35,

blonde, blue eyes, a dimple in her left cheek.

She likes animals, loves plants, and adores old people.

She doesn't smoke or drink alcohol.

And her taste in music?

France Gall.

- We have nothing in common. - Look at the positives.

Prove what a good actor you are.

Okay. Anything else?

She's really fragile at the moment,

so be gentle, take care of her.

So, please...

don't be yourself. Be a theme park.

Hello.

Sorry, but I'm closed.

Now you are.

Okay.

Now you're here, can you move this pot?

Yes.

Where to?

Over there.

- It's really heavy. - Yes.

Watch out!

I'm sorry. Really.

- You're pretty clumsy. - It's a bit cramped in here.

And that's not the most beautiful flower in the store.

It's my favorite.

Yes, well, now that I see it from a better angle,

it's my favorite too, in the entire store.

Really.

They look like bees.

Solitary species.

You know about bees?

Yes, I make honey. I mean...

I love bees.

That's a bee orchid.

It's only pollinated by solitary bees.

Did you know?

No.

In fact, this plant is able to attract bees

by imitating the smell of a female bee.

Look.

The labellum works as a lure.

The bee sees it as a mate.

So it zooms in with an irrepressible desire to make love.

And during the fake copulation

the pollen is transferred.

And if this doesn't take place, the flower can fertilize itself.

Crazy, huh?

Yes, it is.

That's why I love plants.

They're adaptable.

They have no memory.

Why are you here?

To buy some flowers.

Right.

For my grandmother, for her 100th birthday.

This will do very well. It'll be perfect.

And you have a story to tell about it.

Yes, yes,

the story of... the irrepressible desire to make love.

And also the...

the pollination, the...

the bee masturbating in the...

You didn't follow at all?

- The beginning, yes, but then I... - Switched off?

A little bit.

So what I suggest, and you can always say no,

is that we go for a drink,

and you tell me the story again.

That'll give me the chance to make notes.

So I can tell it to my grandma.

She'll love the story. If I can tell it well.

Good evening.

If you'll come this way.

Please wait in the library. Madame will be a little late.

A very good choice.

You like books?

Yes.

Well, being dyslexic... I'm more a nature guy.

A child of the land.

"The eloquence of nature is superior to that of the philosophical mind."

Giacomo Casanova.

Never heard that.

I have a carnal relationship with writers.

Especially the dead ones.

I don't know if you've read my profile,

but I've stopped the kinky stuff.

He was the king of the libertines.

He's in your hands.

Oh, yes.

"When examining the beauty of a woman,

"my taste is wide open, like her legs."

Oh, yes!

This is the Louvre of sex!

Did you mean what you said to Stanislas?

When you said he could stay.

Yeah, why not?

It sounded weird.

I got the feeling that you were hot for him.

I thought, we've never done that, it could be a new experience.

No, I don't need that.

- Am I no longer enough for you? - What?

- Am I no longer enough for you? - Yes, you are.

Of course you're enough for me.

Sorry, but...

What?

It's a long time since I kissed a guy.

We can do it again if you like.

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