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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:26,730 It was crazy. 2 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,480 I held him in my arms for a minute. 3 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,880 That's how long I held my breath! 4 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,560 No, seriously the sensation is... 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,160 amazing. 6 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,840 The first time you held Lucas? 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,920 The best feeling in the world. 8 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,720 - Better than an orgasm? - A thousand times. 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:46,930 It's incomparable. 10 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,880 Before having him I didn't know who I was. 11 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,120 And now? 12 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,680 Ben, you're ready. 13 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,400 Having a child is the best thing in the world. 14 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,680 My dad already had two at my age. 15 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,840 Yes, plus a roof over his head. The farm was his. 16 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:11,400 Instead of talking about kids, find a solution. 17 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,800 I thought that buyout would work. 18 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,880 The bride was in love with you. 19 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,410 Not enough! 20 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,240 Right, Mathias? 21 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,000 Mathias, are you okay? 22 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,960 We'll come up with another plan 23 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,600 and make our stand. 24 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,880 Start by working. 25 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,600 Ludo and Zak too. 26 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,120 You've got clients waiting for you. 27 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,760 Take a shower, change your undies. 28 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,920 - Go! - Off to work! 29 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,080 I'm sick of telling you. I'm not your mom! 30 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,330 - Ben. - Yeah? 31 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,560 In one hour! 32 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,800 - From now? - Yes, from now. 33 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,600 Next week, same time 34 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,280 What's this message from Olga? 35 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,720 Mathias, what are you doing with Olga? 36 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,880 What's this message? 37 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,720 Mathias, what's this message from Olga? 38 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,720 I'm talking to you. 39 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:22,960 Fuck! 40 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,240 What's this message from Olga? 41 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,280 What are you doing with Olga? 42 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,490 Stop it, Ben! 43 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,130 What's going on? 44 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,640 - He had a message from Olga. - What? 45 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,600 - Why are you seeing her? - No! 46 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,240 Wait. 47 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,160 Why are you seeing Olga? 48 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,370 Mathias. 49 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,040 A Chinese woman taught me this. 50 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,160 You press nice and hard. 51 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,480 Like this. 52 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:47,240 And now you can have a Swedish massage. 53 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,360 A nice Swedish touch! 54 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,520 Stop talking nonsense. 55 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,360 You need to find a nice girl and set her down. 56 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,080 You need to find a nice girl and settle down. 57 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,040 You know I'm not an easy guy. 58 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,880 In this family we're all hard to please. 59 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,080 But I feel she's not far away. 60 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,800 The one who's going to chain me up. 61 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,720 I'll no longer be here to meet her. 62 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,280 Yes, you will, Mom. 63 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,810 Mathias. 64 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,800 Can you come? I have something to show you. 65 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,800 Look what I found. 66 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,680 They looked happy, huh? 67 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,000 She told me that she wants us to meet him. 68 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,290 Not a chance! 69 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,680 He abandoned us like dogs. Never forget that. 70 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,760 Yeah, maybe. 71 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,760 But I'm not sure I want to be an orphan. 72 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,480 Hi, the Bear. 73 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:52,930 Hello. 74 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,760 Are you okay? 75 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,080 You look puzzled. 76 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,360 No, it's the... 77 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,119 horse. 78 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,440 Because I... 79 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,450 I'm hot. 80 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,680 Come in. 81 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,920 I prepared a tray for you with some toiletries. 82 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,160 - The bathroom is at the end. - Fine. 83 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,720 Tell me... 84 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,960 - You don't have erection problems? - Sorry? 85 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,050 Erection. 86 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,120 Erection? No, I don't have... 87 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,560 I don't have erection problems. 88 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,160 No problems. 89 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,450 Perfect. 90 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,600 I love daddies! 91 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,360 The bees aren't coming back. 92 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,640 Their damn pesticides are killing everything. 93 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,520 What can we do? 94 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,360 We're not making as much money as before. We're struggling. 95 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,680 Are you listening to me? 96 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,520 - I'm checking Ludo's clients. - What do you mean? 97 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,600 - Like you with Mathias. - What? 98 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,840 - I don't do that. - Of course! 99 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,720 Cancelled? Why have you cancelled it? 100 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,200 Shit! We're struggling and you're getting rid of clients. 101 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,280 I'm not getting rid of them. 102 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,280 I'm selecting. It's for Ludo's own good. 103 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,480 It's like he can't stop, it's freaking me out. 104 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,520 Do you want to stop it? 105 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,880 Will the loan pay itself off? 106 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,240 We can't. 107 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,800 You're handsome. 108 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,000 You like me? 109 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:16,970 Yes. 110 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,400 - You're not Paddington! - What? 111 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,920 I'm not into this teddy-bear stuff. 112 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,600 I like a bit of energy. 113 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,720 Don't worry, I'll pay you anyway. 114 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,720 And you're cheaper than Karim. 115 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,760 He had a ping-pong competition. 116 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,360 Look, I'm falling asleep here, and I'm paying. 117 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,040 No, but... I'm afraid of breaking you. 118 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,360 Mucous membranes don't break. 119 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,400 We women aren't made of glass. 120 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,600 You can see my colleague now. 121 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,920 Number 52? 122 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,120 Here I am. 123 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,120 I have to jab your behind. 124 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,440 Couldn't we have a coffee first? 125 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,120 Stanislas? 126 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,000 Are you okay? 127 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,290 Yes. 128 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,520 - Is the daddy good? - Yes. 129 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,120 - You like this? - Shut up! 130 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,440 - Don't stop! - I'm not stopping. 131 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,930 I'm gonna come! 132 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,200 How old are you? 133 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,520 Eighteen. 134 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,680 How did you find me? 135 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,560 Are you the police? 136 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,560 What do you want from me? 137 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,480 - To tell me if I'm doing it right. - Doing what right? 138 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,560 Giving head. 139 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,210 Okay. 140 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,960 Why is that important to you? 141 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:10,160 Because we have to know how to do it. Are you stupid? 142 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,480 Have you already done it? 143 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,520 Yes. Everyone has. 144 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,920 We practice every Wednesday afternoon. 145 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,040 Why did you choose me? 146 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,280 There's a Snapchat of me going around, calling me Dracula. 147 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:33,040 Isa uses her teeth as well. But she swallows, so no one cares. 148 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,970 You have money, 149 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,320 to pay me with? 150 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,690 Yes. 151 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,840 I've got 100. 152 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,960 And I got this for my birthday. 153 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,400 You could get 120 for it. I've checked. 154 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,640 Where are your parents? 155 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,040 In the next room, playing Uno. 156 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,080 LOL, okay. 157 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,080 What did you do before, on Wednesday afternoons? 158 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,880 Guitar lessons. 159 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,200 But I stopped. The teacher was a pain. 160 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,920 I could have done that again. 161 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,400 Don't fall in love. 162 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,120 A drink? 163 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,690 No, thanks. 164 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,760 I'd like us to get together again. 165 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,520 Maybe I could leave you my number. 166 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,130 Yeah? 167 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,000 Yeah, and no charge. 168 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,640 I mean, it... 169 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,160 it'd be on me. 170 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,920 Okay, I want you to leave now. 171 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,560 Get moving. 172 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,080 Sorry. Yes, of course. 173 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,840 I have a date this evening. 174 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,600 With my faculty advisor. 175 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,480 He wrote a paper on the soul and the body. 176 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,120 I can't get over it. 177 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,800 He's so good-looking. 178 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,880 Every time he opens his mouth, I... 179 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,120 I mean... 180 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,160 it drives me crazy. 181 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,520 But... thank you. 182 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,280 Thanks to you, my hormones... 183 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,000 I'll be able to turn him down. 184 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,040 And not come across as easy. 185 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,720 No sex on the first date. 186 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,370 Right? 187 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,640 Sorry to cancel again. See you in class. 188 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,680 The Soul and the Body 189 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,880 I have to let you in on a secret. 190 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,800 I don't like honey. 191 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,560 I've never liked the taste. 192 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,960 I only ate it to please you. 193 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,920 Do you think I should meet my father? 194 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,600 There! 195 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,840 Do you think what I do is cool? 196 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,770 Yeah. 197 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,520 - It's easy money as well. - Yeah. 198 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,440 Yesterday, I pretended to be a slave for a middle-class woman. 199 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,680 Seeing a black guy chained up got her excited. 200 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,360 I was on all fours. 201 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,040 If I had a gift like yours, I wouldn't be doing this. 202 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,800 I'd have loved it if my parents had paid for guitar lessons. 203 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,800 I'd have become a star. 204 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,640 I could teach you. 205 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,280 I'd love that, but I'm only free on Wednesday afternoons. 206 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,130 Okay. 207 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,840 Happy birthday, Dad. 208 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,440 I'm sorry I slapped you. 209 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,480 Never do that again. 210 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,480 Next time I'll tear you apart. 211 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,800 I was never able to talk to him. 212 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,640 Learn how to listen. 213 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,520 You know why Mathias is seeing Olga? 214 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,800 He's sleeping with her. 215 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,440 It was the only way he could keep his mom alive. 216 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,920 She's paying for the medical care. 217 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,770 Since when? 218 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,440 Three months ago. 219 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,320 Maybe longer. 220 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,720 We can't trust him. 221 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,920 You still think Mathias would screw us over? 222 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,760 You just don't get it, Ben. 223 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,440 - You're not being objective. - I'm pragmatic. 224 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,880 Thanks to him we can strike where it hurts. 225 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,720 What do you mean? 226 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,520 Trust us. 227 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,760 Mathias. 228 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,920 She's asked again. 229 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,920 She has a right to choose when to go. 230 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,250 Mathias. 231 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,040 Give it to him. 232 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,320 Fuck! You need to train harder to make money at this. 233 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,240 We didn't come here to see you get battered. 234 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,200 Okay, he's had enough! Come on! 235 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,200 I swear, that's how things work in Australia. 236 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,240 Why did you leave? Fed up with the kangaroos? 237 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,200 It was four years. 238 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,200 My mom needed help, 239 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,000 and I was homesick. 240 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,440 I get angsty once past Carpentras! 241 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,440 Like in high school. Remember? 242 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,160 Your "panic attack" to get out of Bible study. 243 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,760 With Mrs. Legros? Yes, yes! 244 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,200 "Ma'am, it's real!" 245 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,040 Mom grounded me for a month. 246 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,840 It's crazy that you remember that. 247 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,960 The mustache suits you. 248 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,250 Thanks. 249 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,920 Don't you agree, that it suits him? 250 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,400 Yes, very much so. 251 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,600 Okay. I was right to come home, then! 252 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,840 Ludo, are you still a herdsman? 253 00:24:10,841 --> 00:24:12,199 Yep! 254 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,360 He's still a herdsman. 255 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,520 They're looking for people for the Fanfonne bull herd. 256 00:24:17,521 --> 00:24:18,599 Really? 257 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,200 To train youngsters. 258 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,800 We should call. 259 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,240 I'm pretty busy at the moment. 260 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,880 It's a good opportunity, isn't it? 261 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,720 Yes, but... I'm busy. 262 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,650 Yes. 263 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,360 But you can call. 264 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,920 - This guacamole is great. - Thanks. 265 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,520 She's an ace at guacamole. 266 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,720 - I gotta go. - So soon? 267 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,240 An early start tomorrow to go eel-fishing. 268 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,520 Right behind here, in fact. 269 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,720 No, that's crazy, going home now, 270 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,280 then coming back here tomorrow morning. 271 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,200 You can sleep here. 272 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,280 - We don't have a guest room. - That's okay. 273 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,680 It's a big bed. 274 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,160 I'll... be going. 275 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,080 Yes, I'll see you out. 276 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,560 Thanks for the beer. 277 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,400 See you, Ludo. 278 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,560 Okay, so she's 35, 279 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,280 blonde, blue eyes, a dimple in her left cheek. 280 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,640 She likes animals, loves plants, and adores old people. 281 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,240 She doesn't smoke or drink alcohol. 282 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,280 And her taste in music? 283 00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:46,199 France Gall. 284 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,360 - We have nothing in common. - Look at the positives. 285 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,520 Prove what a good actor you are. 286 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,360 Okay. Anything else? 287 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,760 She's really fragile at the moment, 288 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,080 so be gentle, take care of her. 289 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,760 So, please... 290 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,080 don't be yourself. Be a theme park. 291 00:26:12,751 --> 00:26:14,839 Hello. 292 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,760 Sorry, but I'm closed. 293 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,880 Now you are. 294 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,330 Okay. 295 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,280 Now you're here, can you move this pot? 296 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,810 Yes. 297 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,890 Where to? 298 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,320 Over there. 299 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,960 - It's really heavy. - Yes. 300 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,520 Watch out! 301 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,240 I'm sorry. Really. 302 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,440 - You're pretty clumsy. - It's a bit cramped in here. 303 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,080 And that's not the most beautiful flower in the store. 304 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,640 It's my favorite. 305 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,280 Yes, well, now that I see it from a better angle, 306 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,760 it's my favorite too, in the entire store. 307 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,410 Really. 308 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,280 They look like bees. 309 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,970 Solitary species. 310 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,440 You know about bees? 311 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,720 Yes, I make honey. I mean... 312 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,680 I love bees. 313 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,040 That's a bee orchid. 314 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,480 It's only pollinated by solitary bees. 315 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,610 Did you know? 316 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,130 No. 317 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,560 In fact, this plant is able to attract bees 318 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,000 by imitating the smell of a female bee. 319 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,130 Look. 320 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,680 The labellum works as a lure. 321 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,720 The bee sees it as a mate. 322 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:58,320 So it zooms in with an irrepressible desire to make love. 323 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480 And during the fake copulation 324 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,040 the pollen is transferred. 325 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,960 And if this doesn't take place, the flower can fertilize itself. 326 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,890 Crazy, huh? 327 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,410 Yes, it is. 328 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,200 That's why I love plants. 329 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,280 They're adaptable. 330 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,080 They have no memory. 331 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,400 Why are you here? 332 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,520 To buy some flowers. 333 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,170 Right. 334 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,120 For my grandmother, for her 100th birthday. 335 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,120 This will do very well. It'll be perfect. 336 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,560 And you have a story to tell about it. 337 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,800 Yes, yes, 338 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,160 the story of... the irrepressible desire to make love. 339 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,800 And also the... 340 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,160 the pollination, the... 341 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,800 the bee masturbating in the... 342 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,640 You didn't follow at all? 343 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,320 - The beginning, yes, but then I... - Switched off? 344 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,640 A little bit. 345 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,360 So what I suggest, and you can always say no, 346 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,200 is that we go for a drink, 347 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,000 and you tell me the story again. 348 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,360 That'll give me the chance to make notes. 349 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,560 So I can tell it to my grandma. 350 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,400 She'll love the story. If I can tell it well. 351 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,130 Good evening. 352 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,360 If you'll come this way. 353 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,520 Please wait in the library. Madame will be a little late. 354 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,400 A very good choice. 355 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,960 You like books? 356 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:00,930 Yes. 357 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,880 Well, being dyslexic... I'm more a nature guy. 358 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,280 A child of the land. 359 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:12,280 "The eloquence of nature is superior to that of the philosophical mind." 360 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,840 Giacomo Casanova. 361 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,720 Never heard that. 362 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,920 I have a carnal relationship with writers. 363 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,440 Especially the dead ones. 364 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,080 I don't know if you've read my profile, 365 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,920 but I've stopped the kinky stuff. 366 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,280 He was the king of the libertines. 367 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,320 He's in your hands. 368 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,570 Oh, yes. 369 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,400 "When examining the beauty of a woman, 370 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,960 "my taste is wide open, like her legs." 371 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,720 Oh, yes! 372 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,880 This is the Louvre of sex! 373 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,080 Did you mean what you said to Stanislas? 374 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,520 When you said he could stay. 375 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,040 Yeah, why not? 376 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,240 It sounded weird. 377 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,440 I got the feeling that you were hot for him. 378 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:58,520 I thought, we've never done that, it could be a new experience. 379 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,280 No, I don't need that. 380 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,000 - Am I no longer enough for you? - What? 381 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,400 - Am I no longer enough for you? - Yes, you are. 382 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,000 Of course you're enough for me. 383 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,840 Sorry, but... 384 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,130 What? 385 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,560 It's a long time since I kissed a guy. 386 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,960 We can do it again if you like. 387 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,560 Subtitles by Howard Bonsor 388 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,160 Subtitling: VDM 389 00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:45,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25898

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