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Romane?

Here, take him.

I knew it.

I felt it.

He's smiling at me. He's smiling!

He looks just like me.

No, there's none of you in him. You're not the father.

Stop calling me. Stop it!

You have to move on.

Mr. Belfort.

Mrs. Chouli.

Am I disturbing anything?

No, not at all.

Could we...?

- Go inside? - Please.

Yes.

After you.

They're always very original, your interiors.

Yes, it's because we're in a transition period.

Sorry, I haven't offered you a drink.

I have some juice and some butter.

Past its sell-by date. Sorry. If I'd known,

I'd have...

Don't worry about it.

I have my water bottle.

I left a message at the hotel, didn't you get it?

The bitch!

Sorry?

No, we're just having little management problems at the farm.

How's Charly?

Fine... fine. She's a full-grown woman now.

Yes, how is her remote studying?

Her what?

Remote studying.

You do know that Charly has quit high school

to do her baccalaur�at as an external candidate?

Yes.

Yes, of course. Yes, yes.

It's much better.

It means that she can manage her time better.

And she's giving classes to younger students. Yeah!

You know Charly. Kids her own age aren't her thing.

Social relationships outside the family

are vital.

I'm always telling her that.

How about you? Your...

work?

How is that going?

Yeah, fine. It's going okay.

I've heard that...

you have relations...

for money.

Sorry, Mrs. Chouli,

I don't know where you heard that

but it's... it's...

No.

A serious man like you would not invite problems with social services.

Look, Mrs. Chouli, I'll be...

honest.

I've been with a lot of women,

but to ask for money would be...

Illegal?

Right.

What I think, Mrs. Chouli,

is that when one feels a need

for human contact,

for tenderness,

for sex,

one can't bring money into it.

Don't you agree?

Yes, I do.

I don't have any, anyway.

No.

I can't, it's too risky.

Can you imagine all the trouble it could cause?

We live in a crazy world.

With social media,

gossip...

When the chemistry is there,

it just happens naturally, right?

I like simplicity,

secrecy...

silence...

discretion.

I will have a drop of juice.

How can we go back on the contract?

Zak, look who's here.

The Bear!

Not a teddy, but a grizzly!

- You were wild last night! - Not at all.

- You were insatiable. - Just doing my job.

- Did you take anything? - No.

I just pretended it wasn't work.

- Why are you saying nothing? - Yeah, what happened to you?

Some men talk, others do.

Shaolin power!

You're a master.

I had a blast! A costume party,

but not like when we were kids.

Hello, gentlemen.

Mrs. Chouli.

Hello, Charly.

Hello, Mrs. Chouli.

Guys, we have to be careful. I had to quell the rumors.

- Tell Ludo, he overdid it! - Not at all.

He's right, you didn't stop.

- How many rooms did you go in? - All of them.

- How many women? - All of them.

- No? - No!

I wasn't counting, I don't know.

He's saving the farm all by himself!

You all have bookings today.

And I may have a white knight.

An investor to buy up Olga's share.

We know his wife, we've worked with her.

He made his fortune in tech, and wants to invest in the Camargue.

And our lawyer says

that for a certain price she has to sell.

Are you kidding?

Mathias, can you come with me? I'll explain.

You know his daughter, "the young bride."

Hang on, can you explain to me too? Charly?

It'll take a while, I think.

What exactly did you do to "quell the rumors"?

He nailed her.

You screwed Chouli?

Twice.

No?

So let's be careful.

The project is coming along well.

We're signing commitments to buy all the sites.

The only obstacle is the Gypsy Manero's greasy spoon.

It's right on the spot

where we want to build our spa, the only spa in the world

with a bird observatory.

Hold on. Wasn't this problem with the Gypsy already fixed?

It will be fixed.

This is the groundwork. We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

We certainly hope so.

If we don't get that land, the project is dead.

We'll get no funds at the roadshow.

That has to succeed.

But that's no certainty.

The region is still hostile.

The foreign investors are nervous.

Yes, but it's not like Corsica.

You get my meaning?

Love

This is urgent.

It's an obstacle that...

That should have been fixed two months ago.

No, you never disturb me, my love.

I don't know.

What would you like?

Olga, I'm resigning from Hydromeli too.

The pesticides' effectiveness has been proved.

Hey, we mustn't lose our label for...

- What sort of tourism? - Ecological.

Ecological.

The hotel has a top energy-performance certificate.

We couldn't be any greener.

How will you deal with the protesting tree-huggers?

We'll pay universities for a report which will show

that it's climate change

which is causing all the bees to die.

Which will be the case anyway, sooner or later.

We're just slightly ahead of the curve.

Look who's back!

Emma.

What do you want?

To teach you how to ride.

In memory of the old times.

Zak.

- You okay? - Yeah, great.

You haven't kept us up to date.

Your mom's worried.

- Everything okay at the farm? - Yeah.

A lot of work, that's all.

- Kiss Mom for me. - We know you're busy.

But drop by more often.

Your mom'll like that.

Here we go again!

It's just like riding a bike. Like riding a bike.

Hello, Lupin.

Good, you're on time.

- Let's go inside, then. - Yes.

No, no.

I'm sorry. I mean, I...

I'm a bit thrown here. It's a first for me.

Don't be. He's very well protected in his amniotic bag.

Right, Gaston?

Gaston? Now I know his name!

- Feel, he just moved. - No!

He moved.

- No, I don't want to. - Okay.

You keep quiet, because otherwise he'll...

- So you want me to save your farm? - No, the whole region.

Why not the planet?

Your dad's a businessman

who wants to invest in the region. Here's an opportunity.

After ghosting me, you want my inheritance?

No, I'm saying you can save the Camargue.

And I didn't ghost you.

I was busy. Anyway, you're married.

Right, only guys can play the field. Old macho!

If you won't do it for me...

do it for my bees.

Okay, I'll talk to my dad.

But it's give and take.

No, stop!

Let me go!

Help!

Put your panties in your mouth!

No, no, no!

That's not good at all.

What's wrong?

- That wasn't in the script. - Yes, it was.

I've got it here.

"Put your panties in your mouth." And you reply:

"I don't wear panties when I'm vacuuming." See, it says so.

- Didn't you get version 2? - What?

The latest version. I wrote it with my screenwriter friend.

The panties thing was a bit too much.

- Really? - Yes.

I cut that bit out.

You get me against the piano, hand on my mouth, that's all.

Okay. Shall we start again?

No, we won't.

I've seen your face now.

What's wrong with it?

No, nothing, you're cute. I chose you after all.

But...

the mystery's all gone now.

I wanted to be taken by surprise, by a stranger.

It's ruined now.

Reading this,

I got the impression that you wanted...

- Wanted what? - Wanted, wanted...

Nothing. In fact, it's quite a common fantasy.

A fantasy I chose for myself.

Which we were trying to enact, but it's not easy at all.

Because if it happened for real,

I'd rip the guy's head off. You see the difference?

I was a hyperbaric welder.

Best worker in France award.

So I know all about intense thrills.

Hyperbaric welder?

It's like being a firefighter,

but underwater, and without the fires.

And extremely dangerous.

Nitrogen narcosis or decompression sickness is common.

I can imagine.

Like what happened to poor Robert there.

It was his last dive.

So...

when you're used to taking those risks, well...

everything else seems...

Boring?

Yes.

It's not like it used to be.

At least you have your magic fingers.

But don't worry, I'll talk to my dad.

It'll be history's most expensive orgasm.

Yes, babe?

No, I've finished. See you at The Fisherman's Hut?

Great, I'm on my way. Mwah!

Married six months and cheating already?

Even before the wedding.

With you.

When marriage was invented

women died when they were 30.

Now they live to 85.

I'm not gonna screw only Jean-Guillaume for 50 years.

- Faithfulness is a fine thing. - Yes.

And so is indulging one's desires.

- But that's not marriage. - Reassure me.

Your career plan doesn't include getting married?

Okay.

Ciao, hayseed!

He won't touch me.

Not since I got pregnant.

At first he was afraid of disturbing the fetus, then...

after the ultrasound scan, afraid of hurting him.

A lot of men are like that.

Are you?

No.

Do you have children?

No, I don't.

The problem is...

my hormones have gone wild, and I'm really frustrated.

I want to be touched, I want to be...

shoved against the wall, and have my earlobes chewed.

I feel I'm sweating all over,

I want to jump on all my colleagues. Do you realize?

Even the deputy mayor, with his nicotine-stained mustache.

- No, you don't want that. - Oh, yes, I do!

Bent over the photocopier! I feel ashamed.

- You work at city hall? - Yes.

In planning, why?

- Do you know Olga Sakiris? - Everyone knows her.

- She has a big project underway. - Yeah.

Slowly killing all the bees.

Like his desire. Slowly dying.

Whose?

My husband's.

Yes, sorry.

Your husband's waning desire.

Sorry about that.

It's hard, feeling you're no longer desired.

This is pretty low.

Like my morale.

He's afraid.

So he avoids me.

He goes to conventions, and sends me gifts to assuage his guilt.

Bunches of flowers. Look, they're everywhere.

They make me sneeze and I hate changing the water.

And I'm here all alone, all the time.

I feel ugly.

I don't feel attractive.

You look magnificent to me.

Really.

- I love your skin. - That's pregnancy.

It gives you a glowing complexion... Sorry.

- And your hair. - That's pregnancy too.

For nine months it gets thicker and thicker.

Okay, okay.

And they're generous.

That's the milk...

I don't believe this!

- The body is fascinating. - Here's what we'll do.

We won't talk about pregnancy at all when we're...

- Okay. - When we're together.

It's your moment.

Deep breaths.

I have a client.

No.

Yes.

- No! - Yes!

You're crazy! Give me your hand!

- Will you be present at the birth? - What?

I'm not doing it alone! Don't leave me!

I won't leave you.

Olga.

We've had an offer to buy up our share in the Belfort farm.

An offer before the fundraising? Who?

I'd really like to know.

Calm down and take deep breaths.

That's all I'm doing!

Just shut up!

Lupin, I'm in pain! Help me!

- Oh, fuck! - Push, Ma'am.

What do you think I'm doing?

- Prepare a call right away. - Right away.

Right away.

- Tell him a story. - Who?

- Him! - Who?

Tell him a story.

Does that help? Does it?

Yes.

Are you okay?

Thank you.

- I'm sorry, really. - That's okay.

Tell me how much I owe you.

No, that's okay, it's the after-sales service.

I had to shout at the dockers to stop them wolf-whistling at me.

Now I'd pay for them just to notice me.

In fact that's what I'm doing.

You're here because I'm paying you.

Things are a lot less fun nowadays.

You men are all scared.

It's just a question of getting the dosage right.

Showing some elegance.

There'll always be jerks.

That's not aimed at you.

You seem like a nice guy.

- All I wanted was... - A delicious fear.

I know, and I messed it up.

It's not your fault.

No, it's not your fault.

I'm sorry, but this has to come out.

No, you mustn't cry.

It was my first time, I should have made it much simpler.

Now I feel stupid.

Do you want some water?

No, I don't want any water.

Get me a proper drink.

Happy Birthday, Mom

- Hi, Titanic. - Hi, pleased to meet you.

Anyway, welcome! This is where we make all our content.

- An awesome studio. - Yeah, it's awesome.

Anyway, thanks. It's cool to have accepted the challenge.

Not everyone would try it. But I'm sure it'll be great.

It'll be really good.

I'm pleased.

You have a crazy community of followers.

- I can't wait. - Nor can we.

Babe, shall we? We have 32,000 online.

We're coming, babe.

We'll start with a little message, then we'll get it set up.

- You fine with that? - Sure.

Make yourself at home. It'll be awesome.

See you in a bit.

My sister insisted on this.

But I don't need you.

I think I could be very useful to you.

Don't touch me!

Sorry.

I haven't been with a man for three years.

My husband was a fragile man.

Abusive.

He had a lot of problems.

I blame myself most for...

thinking I could help him.

He said that he needed me.

That he'd kill himself if I left him.

But I ended up in hospital.

Luckily I turned out to be sterile, and he left me.

And he got someone else.

Were you married a long time?

Eight years.

Why did you stay so long?

"For better or for worse."

For me it was only "for worse."

Between life and death, a woman will always choose freedom.

My mother's words.

I never...

I never took any pleasure in it with my husband.

He didn't try to satisfy you?

The bedroom was for his pleasure.

Mine wasn't even mentioned.

I was really young.

I never dared bring the subject up.

And now?

Now...

from here all the way down

I'm dead.

And action!

Hi there, my beauties.

Today, as promised, I'm being joined by Titanic,

who you may have seen on OnlyFans.

It's a while since I did a video,

but we're back now with one

that'll be magnificent! You won't believe your eyes.

Thanks for all your ideas.

You came up with some crazy suggestions.

But we're going with

the most popular request, because we are a...

democracy!

I'll just get ready.

See you in ten minutes?

See you then, team!

And cut!

That was great, babe.

Babe, meet Titanic. Titanic, my wife, Cynthia.

Hi.

It was cool of you to agree to this.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

You look pale.

Yeah, I was shocked by some of the online comments.

Oh, them?

I'm used to it.

Whether it's nice or hateful.

- As long as it's about me. - Okay.

A nice mantra. But I don't know how you do it.

I don't really have a choice.

You have to know

how to transcend it all, in life.

Babe, let's do it.

Are you good at holding your breath?

My boss.

Don't blaspheme.

That's Mary Magdalene.

A saint.

You're scolding me?

I'm sorry.

Can I ask you a question?

How do you get pleasure, doing this?

That's not something I think about.

I'm paid to do it.

And if you're not paid?

I don't know anymore.

It'll be fine.

You have a lovely little boy here.

Here, take him.

Support his head.

Do you have a name?

Gaston?

It's Gaston.

A photo with your wife.

Look this way and smile.

Great!

There you go, a lovely family photo.

He doesn't look like him.

My love!

Can you hold this?

Did everything go okay?

I'm sorry, I wanted to be here.

It's this fucking job!

It won't happen again. Please forgive me, C�line.

Who are you?

Who's he?

Meet Gaston.

Just over eight pounds.

Your wife is a wonderful woman.

You're a lucky man.

Happy birthday!

I couldn't make her pay.

She didn't pay? Are we the Salvation Army now?

No, Nora, put yourself in her shoes. It was her birthday.

So it was her birthday, the other one had no money...

We're only doing it for the money.

Okay, but it's just that before, you liked to hear about it.

Yes, well, not anymore.

Stop it!

Again? We've already done it twice today.

Nora.

Ben, we've been screwed!

Our buyout attempt failed.

Olga talked Emma's parents into investing in Hydromeli.

Come in.

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