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Have a seat right there, young lady.

Do you have IDs?

Do you have anything to declare?

No.

Okay.

So what's going on?

You stole anything before?

No.

Sure, because I ran your record.

I haven't stolen anything.

Would you stand up?

Can you look to the right, please?

Have a seat.

What's with this?

That's what I took.

Cucumber?

Why

would

you even steal cucumber?

Just wanted to try something new.

This is...

Why do you even risk your record for a cucumber?

A cheap one at that. These things are like 30 cents a piece.

No reason at all why you'd steal a cucumber, a small one, if that?

Just wanted to try something new. I was curious.

Try something... I don't understand.

Why... A cucumber.

I was just hungry, so I took that. For a cucumber?

Who eats a cucumber for food?

I wanted to put it on a sandwich.

On a sandwich?

Mm -hmm.

You were hungry, so you went on your way to steal a cucumber to put on a

sandwich that you already had made.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, okay.

Is there... Is there drugs hidden in here or something?

No.

Why... It's not a drop point for a drug dealer or anything. You didn't hide

anything in here.

It's a cucumber. Why... I told you.

This is... This is still a crime, regardless.

Of how much the iron is, especially in this state.

I'm dumbfounded here.

There's...

Come

on, why'd you really steal a cucumber?

Okay, fine.

I just wanted to try something new.

New? There's...

Tons of other fruits and vegetables. You ever had a cucumber in your life

before? I wanted to try something new sexually.

I don't have much experience in my personal life.

Was this a bigger cucumber before you got a hold of it?

No.

That's the one I chose.

You sure you didn't pickle this one by chance?

Should I be wearing gloves?

I can't.

I can't believe this is...

I'm still going to

have to persecute you for this.

You want to tell him to go home?

No, no, this is still a crime. In fact, stand up.

I've got to search you to make sure there's no other items. Look forward.

Arms out.

Have you held our items here in person?

No.

Move your pants.

Really? Yeah.

Have you ever experienced a strip search before?

No.

I've seen records. Records are relatively clean.

Okay. Nothing.

Can I please go home?

No. Absolutely not. You're still under my custody.

Stand right there sitting and remove the shirt.

Yes sure

Shoes

too

There's nothing wrong.

So you were, uh... That much sex in your personal life, huh?

Uh -uh.

You know, regardless of how much this cucumber's worth, it's still a crime,

it's still gonna taint your record.

So wherever you go, you're still gonna have... a tainted record.

So if you apply to any schools or anything like that, they're going to

up, even jobs even.

They're going to see a full background check.

There's going to be no way you're going to work in any kind of retail, maybe

fast foods for that matter, just because they don't hire shoplifters.

But, you know, there are other ways

out of this.

Absolutely. Tell you what.

Why don't you make a deal with me?

Then we'll forget about this.

You get a little bit more sex in your personal life.

Or you know what I could do.

You know, I have some jewelry from a previous suspect that can easily tack on

your case, if you know what I mean.

You know, it could go from a simple misdemeanor to a potential felony.

So if you want to make this deal with me, it's a win -win for you. You get out

of jail and you get a little bit of sex, which I know you need because you're

using sad little cucumbers.

Why don't you get on your knees?

Why?

Well, I'll make a deal with you.

See, if you make me happy, then the cucumber never happened.

You know, and I know you're feeling a little lonely.

So, let's make a deal with me. Just get down and make me happy and we'll forget

about all this.

Or I could tack on a bunch of charges, including a cucumber.

And then, uh, it goes from...

Miss being her felony, that will definitely stay on your record.

You promise if I do this, you're going to let me go?

Yeah, I'll let you go.

Pretend you were never here.

So come on.

You're supposed to suck it.

There, open your mouth. Take your tongue out. Let me show you.

You're going to do a terrible job.

You're not going to get out of this.

Come on.

Suck it.

There you go. Much better job. There you go.

Let me help you a little more.

Just don't let it get soft. If it goes soft, you go home.

And home, I mean jail.

There we go. Suck it like you mean it.

There we go.

There we go.

Oh, God, how much more?

How much more?

You'll know when it's done.

Oh, yeah, there we go.

Suck it, suck it, suck it.

There we go.

Come on, suck it like a man.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good girl.

Can it be done now?

No, you'll know when it's done.

Now stop talking back to me.

Do a half -assed job.

If you want to get out of this, you've got to do a good job.

If you do a good job, it'll be over faster.

She like the e -commerce, huh?

Hand over that desk.

You like cucumbers?

Is that what you wanted?

A little cucumber in your pussy?

Yeah?

That's what you wanted?

It's just my phone.

Don't worry about it. Face forward. Don't look at me.

Don't look at me.

cucumber?

Is it better than a cucumber?

That's right.

You know exactly when we're done.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

You ready to sit on my dick?

Bye. Bye.

Back on the table.

Get back on there. You want to be bent over? Is that what you want?

Is that what you want?

I shall come.

Tell you when I come.

That's your cucumber.

There we go.

That's your reward.

Look at the cum.

There we go. Put cum on top of cum.

There we go.

All right.

We gave you three minutes to get dressed.

After that, I want you to get out of my office and never come back here again.

I'll be in the washroom.