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Slowly...
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...let go of yourself.
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Feel the space around you.
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Feel the ground beneath you.
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Focus on your breath.
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Breathe in, beathe out.
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It’s ok if your thoughts wander,
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that’s normal.
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If your thoughts wander,
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just recalibrate,
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and start again.
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Be present.
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Deep breath in...
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(Meditation in Mountain Ep2 by Yun-Shou
120,000 views, uploaded 5 hours ago)
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(Chi's Unboxing Ep64
642 views, uploaded 2 weeks ago)
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The accident has prompted a response from the CCP
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which in turn launched a military drill today.
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This action has caused a ripple effect.
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The latest polls show a shift in public support.
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Democratic candidate Wang’s approval rating
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has, for the first time, surpassed that of
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pro-independence candidate Sung
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by 5%.
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As the election draws near,
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online disinformation has surged.
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From rumors of former President Hsiao
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re-entering the race,
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to a deepfake sex tape allegedly featuring candidate Wang—
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Look at you, Gordon Ramsay,
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wanna work at my restaurant?
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Hard pass.
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You’re just trying to
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skimp on labor.
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I just thought it might be time
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that you give up on being an influencer.
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I can make that call myself.
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I was planning to hype your bentos.
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Stop jinxing me.
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Babe, I’m shooting your promo today
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so I’m gonna pick up a chicken bento.
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Heading over soon.
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(Calling Po-En)
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You sold out or what?
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Too guilty to answer?
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Hello?
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All likes, no words. Classic.
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(Chi's Delivery)
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Chi-Chi checking in—
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time for “Chi’s Unboxing!”
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Straight from Gusto’s shelves—
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let’s see what’s new this October!
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Assorted sandwiches!
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Emergency canned goods from around the world!
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Chicken Laksa!
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Not just saying this ’cause it’s a collab—
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This slayed!
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Bobo Tree Bento—go get yours!
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Wait, didn't dad just finish rehab?
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Why is he back in the hospital?
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(Chi’s Picks Ep64
"Can healthy bento taste this good?"
2,104 views, uploaded 6 days ago)
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Didn’t Po-En save up a bunch
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when he was an engineer?
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Don’t ask me to beg again.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Just wired you some money.
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Let me know if you need more.
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Not you too.
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You’re not my sugar daddy.
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It’s been 2 years,
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you sure you want to keep going?
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Versus being an office slave?
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Absolutely.
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What about our future?
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Marriage,
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kids,
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you know... all that stuff.
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Why think that far ahead?
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Who knows? Maybe soon
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we’ll all get sent to labor camp on Green Island.
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Not that I think too far ahead,
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but we're not getting any younger.
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Perhaps it's time to consider other career paths.
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You can’t keep holding off
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everything else.
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(You got a message request from Yun-Shou)
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Hi! I saw your videos.
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You seem like a lot of fun!
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(Yun-Shou, 2 followers, no posts)
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Would you like to collab sometime?
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Piss off, scammer!
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Not a scammer.
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This is my private account.
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It really is me.
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Hi Chi-Chi,
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nice to meet you.
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I watched your videos.
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I really liked them.
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I was wondering if you’d be down
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to shoot something together?
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Inviting so bluntly
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is kinda embarrassing
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Me?
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I basically have no subscribers.
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I was literally thinking about quitting.
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Your channel has real potential.
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You just need the right platform.
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Trust me.
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(New Mail)
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I’ve heard of this.
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There’re some great Horizors.
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Like me?
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And Big John.
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Click this link to transfer
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everything from Utube in one go.
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Get on HORIZON.
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It’s a game-changer.
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We’re really excited
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for Chi-Chi to join our platform
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as an exclusive creator.
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We don’t just have Yun-Shou
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but also Big John,
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the latest viral superstar.
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You might’ve heard of him.
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Yeah.
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I know of him.
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The smug guy who looks like a pig?
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The smug guy who looks like a pig?
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Exactly.
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We have all kinds of artists.
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Once you become our exclusive creator,
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you’ll gain access to the backend data,
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as well as 80% of the profit.
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Pretty nice, right?
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Have you tried any of our AI features?
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Yeah.
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Some of my videos had lighting issues.
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I uploaded them,
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and they came back perfect,
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and were upgraded to 4K even.
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It's amazing.
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We’re about to launch
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curve adjustment filter.
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Let me show you.
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Bigger or smaller—
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totally up to you.
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Sorry to interrupt—
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The contract says creators have to
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grant HORIZON the usage rights
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for image and voice data.
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What’s that about?
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It’s just to power your creator tools.
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People love doing collabs these days, right?
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With this, you don’t even need to meet—
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Got it.
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And the backend analysis report
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suggests Chi-Chi should pivot her content?
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What does it mean?
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He and I got stuff to figure out,
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we’ll get back to you.
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Sure.
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Doesn't this sound too good to be true?
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They want to beat Utube,
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so of course they’re generous to creators.
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How are they profiting?
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As long as I’m getting paid, who cares?
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Why would they even sign you?
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You’re mediocre.
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Hand me the tablet.
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Go smoke your cigarette.
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Let me handle the edit.
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You sure?
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I mean, it’ll be on my channel too,
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plus it was my idea in the first place.
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Then I’ll leave it to you.
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I hate editing.
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I know.
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I don’t care. I cut fast.
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This is honestly a dream come true.
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The old me
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would never believe it if I told her
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one day I would know you
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and collaborate with you.
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You’re the one
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making my dreams come true!
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You might not believe this,
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But most creators aren’t
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as daring as you and
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willing to try something different.
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Plus you’re cute.
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You’ll get a million subs in no time.
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I have faith in you.
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Praise from the legend!
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(Day 3 of Cold Shower Challenge)
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Last lap!
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(Day 8 - 62nd Loop)
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Keep up.
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Breath in, breath out.
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(Comments under the Running Challenge)
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(Rapid-fire messages with Yun-Shou,
while having slow chats with Mom and Po-En)
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(Day 8 of Cold Shower Challenge)
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(Day 14 of Cold Shower Challenge)
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It worked!
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I swear I didn’t even diet...
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($41,000?! Are you kidding me? But I want it! Let me know when it’s on sale!)
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(Silver Club, babe! Thanks for all the love!)
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(Daily workouts with Yun-Shou—don’t snooze!)
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(Chi’s bday party is coming! Stay tuned)
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You all saw my stories,
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I didn’t change a thing.
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Just cold showers.
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And look how much weight I lost.
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Seriously?
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This girl is something else.
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I thought intermittent fasting
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and portion control plates
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are common knowledge now
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why was she being so dumb?
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Pause it.
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Cold water right on her head?
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You do that for two weeks—
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your head’s gonna be killing you.
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This girl thinks she’s funny,
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but she’s exactly the problem of our society.
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The poison of humanity.
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Poison?!
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Did I force anyone to do this with me?
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I just wanted to try it out for myself.
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And I did do research.
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(Day 10 - 79th Loop)
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Chi,
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are you ok?
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"This girl," excuse me!
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So it’s only the women who get dragged?
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Why don’t you go after the guys
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who also do challenge videos?
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You hypocrites
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are disgusting!
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You alright?
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Chi-Chi!
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How’re you feeling?
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Subtitles are done.
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I need to draft my next video before tomorrow...
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Take a few days off.
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I already took it.
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What?
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Did you bring your laptop?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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Should we go live?
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Hi everyone,
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All I ever wanted to do is making videos that make you smile.
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I don’t understand why
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Dr. Dreamboat would bully me like that.
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I haven’t slept for days.
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My period’s two weeks late.
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And now I’m in the hospital.
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I can’t take this anymore.
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Thank you.
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Jay, thank you for your donation.
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Thank you, Chen.
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Thanks, @Little Fish Loves Chicken.
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(A new message from Yun-Shou)
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Yes, I read all your messages,
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and cards.
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Told you donations are easy money.
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But let’s chat once you’ve made enough.
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I miss you.
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But I read it somewhere that
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(A new message from Yun-Shou)
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Not true.
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IV’s running low.
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You might want to call the nurse.
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Po-En.
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Check out my plaque!
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Congrats.
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You’re officially in the league!
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Did you celebrate with Po-En?
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We will.
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Might go on a trip.
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I have a surprise for you.
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Hang tight.
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Thank you, thank you!
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Thank you, thank you!
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Group pic?
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Thank you for coming!
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Happy birthday Chi-Chi!
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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I invited a special guest.
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You can start it.
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Lin Chi-Chi, happy birth—
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Whoa, so many people!
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Hi everyone!
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Happy birthday Chi-Chi!
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Did you get my gifts?
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Yes, I love them!
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The camera and the speaker over there.
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Wait, where are you?
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Oh, forgot to tell you
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I’m in Arcadia visiting family,
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so I came to check in on my horses.
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Hey Champ!
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Say hello to the ladies.
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His eyes are beautiful.
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I know, right?
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I wanted one too,
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but that breed was sold out.
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Yeah, good horses are hard to come by.
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A lot got snatched up by rich Mainlanders.
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Here, let me show you around.
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Hey King.
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Come here.
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He’s throwing a tantrum.
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Princess.
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Come here.
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How are you?
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[news] BREAKING: Popular Influencer Yun-Shou Confirmed to be AI-Generated
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Chi, are you okay?
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First of all,
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I want to apologize to my fans.
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I never meant to deceive anyone.
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[news] Dreamy influencer Yun-Shou
exposed as AI creation.
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I just didn’t want to be treated like a freak.
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[news] Is AI the answer
to the perfect man?
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[news]
Anonymous whistleblower
reveals the truth?
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I’m not the best lover.
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[news] Chi-Chi implicated—
Was she in on it?
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just... from one too many people.
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My team has decided
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to limit my data collection.
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I’m going to launch a series of videos,
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sharing relationship tips I learned thus far.
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sharing relationship tips I learned thus far.
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I’m also going to give online classes.
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Subscribe to my channel to get these for free.
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Again, I’m very sorry.
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00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,375
(Comments indicate Chi has become a pariah.)
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00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:24,125
Don’t listen to the trolls.
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Think about the trip
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and how fun it’s gonna be!
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This year’s candidates
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are the least funny I’ve seen in my life.
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Ignore the haters.
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They’re just jealous—
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They’ve put so many comedians out of work.
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Sorry.
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Maybe I came on too strong—
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I won’t bother you—
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We might as well elect an AI president.
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I will delete our chats,
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and forget everything about you
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You’re unique.
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I mean it.
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Look at this!
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The view is insane.
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You can even paddleboard here!
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I’m going to have my breakfast
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in this awesome room!
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Oh my god.
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Ladies!
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The bathroom is HUGE.
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00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,125
And this...
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00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,958
This bed is way too comfy.
367
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,167
I don’t wanna work anymore.
368
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:54,292
Hang tight, more to come!
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How much is this place?
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20K?
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No way. It’s a full villa rental.
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56K.
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What the...
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Someone’s sponsoring this vlog
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so we’re good.
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00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:18,583
No wonder you packed so much.
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Working even on vacation?
378
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:21,875
Don’t you find that exhausting?
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You didn’t even have your Christmas off.
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I just wanted you to enjoy a vacation.
381
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By splurging like this?
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You still have to pay for your dad’s medical bill.
383
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,458
Just ’cause you got a sponsor doesn’t mean you can flex.
384
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Capisce?
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We finally have time off.
386
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Can’t we make the most of it?
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My money,
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my way.
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Sun’s going down.
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00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,542
Let’s go.
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I was just trying to help.
392
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:57,833
Lin Chi-Chi!
393
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:27,375
(AI-powered Dev Tools Break New Ground in Coding Efficiency)
394
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,167
(“Master the Art of Love in 20 Lessons” — from Yun-Shou)
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00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,625
(Camera Firmware Breach: Malware Discovered)
396
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,833
(Cloud Backup Flaw Exposes Users to Major Data Leaks)
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00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,000
Babe...
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you almost done?
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I’m cold.
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In a relationship,
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00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:59,250
we often run into this situation:
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When conflict emerges
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00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:05,250
your partner might shut down.
404
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,083
Today’s class
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is all about how to reconnect
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00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:09,917
with someone who refuses to communicate.
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00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:12,583
with someone who refuses to communicate.
408
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:14,583
Wait for the right moment—
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00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,375
You like that?
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00:24:41,125 --> 00:24:41,917
Mm.
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00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,042
I told you to wait.
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Mm.
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00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:50,542
[Yun-Shou] Chi, can you hear me?
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00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:52,708
[Yun-Shou] Chi, did you hear what I said?
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00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:54,625
[Yun-Shou] Please—say something.
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00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:55,750
Yun-Shou?
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00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,208
Wang Po-En, seriously?
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00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,667
I’m going home.
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00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,208
We have more stuff to film tomorrow,
420
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,333
stop acting like a child.
421
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,292
You guys still talk?
422
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,917
He is not real.
423
00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:50,042
You’re being petty.
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00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,875
You’re still fucking recording?!
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00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:14,958
Enough is never enough, is it?
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00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:36,750
I didn’t know!
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00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:38,667
It wasn’t me!
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00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:47,875
Good morning, room service.
429
00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,542
Um...
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00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:55,208
I’d like to cancel the afternoon booking.
431
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:59,333
Sure. Just one guest?
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00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,500
Both.
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00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:02,875
No problem.
434
00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,792
Would you also like to cancel
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00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,292
the Winter Romance Lakeside Fireworks Dinner for Two?
436
00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:12,708
One sec.
437
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,292
Hello?
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00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,042
I’ll go with you.
439
00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,125
What do you think?
440
00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:01,792
The video I made’s pretty good, right?
441
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:05,917
Thanks.
442
00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:09,042
If it weren’t for you,
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00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:11,708
I would’ve missed my deadline with the sponsor.
444
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,292
Don’t be sad.
445
00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:20,292
I’m just...
446
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:26,417
upset that he didn’t believe me.
447
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,708
But I do.
448
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:13,833
(Yun-Shou wants to video chat)
449
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:14,083
It’s beautiful where you are.
450
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,000
I really like you.
451
00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:22,042
I really like you.
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00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,167
I want to see more.
453
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:15,375
You’re so beautiful.
454
00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:21,583
Look at me.
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00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:29,417
Show me.
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00:31:31,417 --> 00:31:32,542
Together...
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00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:34,250
Yeah?
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00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:39,667
Babe...
459
00:31:54,292 --> 00:31:55,583
I mean it.
460
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:57,833
I really like you.
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00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,250
The Ministry of Digital Affairs’ report
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00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:45,208
not only revealed HORIZON’s use of
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00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:47,375
AI-generated accounts to fake traffic,
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00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:48,458
it went further.
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00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:50,792
The funding behind these fake AI fans
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00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:51,875
actually came from the CCP.
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00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:54,208
HORIZON issued a statement, committing to freedom of speech,
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00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:57,125
refusing to take down products or submit to censorship.
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00:32:57,125 --> 00:32:59,125
It also denied any data misuse,
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00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:01,958
including personal data collection.
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00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:04,375
This suggests that HORIZON has become the breach
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00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,292
in anti-cognitive warfare.
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00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:08,917
Meanwhile, HORIZON creators are launching a petition
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00:33:08,917 --> 00:33:11,417
to defend creative freedom.
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00:33:27,667 --> 00:33:29,292
Where have you been these past 5 days?
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00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:36,750
I left your voting notice on the table.
477
00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:38,625
Went to the market this morning.
478
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,708
I might have gotten too many broccolis.
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00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:41,458
You wanna give me a hand?
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00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,958
You’re just not gonna talk?
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00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,792
You didn’t actually sign that...
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00:33:57,792 --> 00:33:59,208
petition thing, did you?
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00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:02,250
Don’t believe everything the news says.
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00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,375
Everyone in the creator circle’s saying
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00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,833
the Ministry faked that report just for the election.
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00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:09,292
Fine, you’re right.
487
00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:10,500
It’s all my fault, okay?
488
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,042
I didn’t do enough.
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00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:13,208
I didn’t help you.
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00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,458
No.
491
00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:15,958
How could you say that?
492
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,917
How can you treat me like this?
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00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,250
Sorry, I’ll do better.
494
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:20,333
I promise.
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00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:21,875
Wang Po-En, let me go.
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00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,208
[Yun-Shou] with someone who refuses to communicate—
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00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:25,417
Let go!
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00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:26,792
Try tickling them.
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00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:27,958
That’s how you...
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00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:30,042
defuse the situation.
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00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:34,458
Wang Po-En!
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00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:35,833
Where there’s laughters—
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00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:38,250
Are you kidding me?
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00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,417
Tell me.
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00:34:55,417 --> 00:34:57,000
What do you want me to do?
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00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,375
...there will be no anger.
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00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:27,958
Election results are in.
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00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:31,625
Democratic candidate Wang has narrowly won the presidential race.
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00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,792
No party has secured a majority in the legislature.
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00:36:35,458 --> 00:36:37,417
Turning to international news.
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00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:39,208
Ukraine’s parliament has passed a new amendment,
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00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,417
making them the first country in Europe
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00:36:40,417 --> 00:36:43,208
to recognize AI under constitutional protection.
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00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:45,083
Experts say this move aims to address
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00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,792
the labor shortage caused by the war with Russia.
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00:36:47,792 --> 00:36:49,333
Registering AI citizens will also help identify
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00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:53,000
fake accounts spreading pro-Russian disinformation,
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00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,833
while laying the groundwork for an AI income tax database.
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00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:20,292
Babe, are you okay?
520
00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:21,375
Yes, I’m very good.
521
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:22,833
I’m more worried about you.
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00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:27,875
I’m also very good.
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00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:30,250
Been thinking about new ideas.
524
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,625
Actually, I saw a few news stories recently.
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00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,083
I put together some notes for you.
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00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,917
Thought you might need them.
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00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:39,667
[news] Retired general caught smuggling—
U.S. army crate hid Schedule II narcotics!
528
00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:42,583
[news] Taiwan-U.S. arms deal scandal—
Top officials accused of sexual bribery!
529
00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:45,417
[news] Cross-strait war breaks out— Did President Sung flee first?
Leaked U.S. wargame docs say yes!
530
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:49,167
[news] Outbreak chaos: Monkeypox mutation at army base—
U.S. troops blamed for infecting Taiwan officers!
531
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,417
[news] Taiwan navy vanishes mid-drill—
Secret U.S. op accidentally leaked!
532
00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:52,667
What’s this?
533
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,458
Just some research I compiled for you.
534
00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:56,667
Do one of these topic,
535
00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:59,917
and your subscriptions will boost again.
536
00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,750
Babe, do you love me?
537
00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:11,125
Silly girl.
538
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,167
If I didn’t, why would I do all this for you?
539
00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:17,750
In today’s video
540
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,250
I’m going to show you
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00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,458
my morning skincare routine.
542
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,667
Some of you have been asking
543
00:38:25,917 --> 00:38:27,083
how I’ve been doing.
544
00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:30,583
I just want to say—
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00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:34,583
I’m planning to take a break.
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00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,417
I don’t understand,
547
00:38:39,167 --> 00:38:42,917
why there’s so much hate on the Internet?
548
00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:45,417
Why does someone
549
00:38:46,917 --> 00:38:48,292
always have to be the enemy?
550
00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:52,167
(3 weeks later)
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00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,250
Welcome back to “Warhorse Weekly with Chi.”
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00:38:58,250 --> 00:38:59,208
Your weekly dose of what the parties won't tell you.
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00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,625
Your weekly dose of what the parties won't tell you.
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00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:01,875
First up—
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00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:03,375
foreign media reports that
556
00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:04,708
if war breaks out across the Strait,
557
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:06,750
President Sung’s fleeing to D.C.
558
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,792
I was dumbfounded.
559
00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:10,292
These people are always preaching anti-China pro-Taiwan,
560
00:39:10,292 --> 00:39:11,625
but the moment the war hits?
561
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:12,875
They’re the first to run.
562
00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:15,083
Without any surprise, they claimed it was fake news.
563
00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:15,833
Here are my questions.
564
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,833
Dare you sign a no-escape pledge?
565
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,208
Swear you'd stay in Taiwan till the end?
566
00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:21,833
Even keep your money here?
567
00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:26,708
They call you all kinds of names on TV.
568
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:27,292
Didn’t it get to you?
569
00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,167
They’re just doing their job.
570
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:31,083
Did I send enough money last week?
571
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,375
We’re managing.
572
00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:34,708
It’s just... the meds—
573
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:36,708
Hello?
574
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,125
Yeah, I was about to tell her.
575
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,625
Your dad
576
00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:41,083
would like a new car
577
00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:44,375
The shoot’s about to start.
578
00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:45,292
Talk later.
579
00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:46,958
Hello, Big John!
580
00:39:46,958 --> 00:39:47,792
Hi everyone!
581
00:39:47,792 --> 00:39:50,833
I’m Chi-Chi, first in line to call out injustice!
582
00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:51,542
Welcome!
583
00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:53,167
I’m so happy that Chi can be with us in person today!
584
00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,750
I’ve always liked you.
585
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,708
This is so typical of young people,
586
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,125
no sense of urgency or gravity.
587
00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:59,500
Fuck off.
588
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,917
We are the ones going to the battle field, not you!
589
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:04,167
All donations today will go to charity—
590
00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:04,792
What do you say?
591
00:40:04,792 --> 00:40:07,542
You can’t just look at one side.
592
00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:09,625
"Can’t just look at one side"—
593
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,667
Chicken fillets and eggs? Really?
594
00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:13,333
We’ll starve -So food prices matter more than national defense?
595
00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,417
before the war even starts.
596
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:15,208
Right, "starve or serve"—
597
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:16,083
You keep talking like you’ve actually starved.
598
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:18,208
No rice or no life. Either way, you’re done.
599
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,625
You call us greedy for wanting to buy a place in Da’an
600
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,375
when we’ve barely worked for a few years.
601
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:23,125
Then answer me, why should we risk our lives
602
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:25,417
to protect you Taipei elites?
603
00:40:25,417 --> 00:40:26,625
Because we have nothing,
604
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,583
so dying means nothing—right?
605
00:40:28,583 --> 00:40:30,125
Some party trolls are flooding the chat.
606
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,875
Let them.
607
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,042
Just don’t forget to donate.
608
00:40:33,042 --> 00:40:33,958
Otherwise,
609
00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,375
You can fuck right off.
610
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,292
That pronunciation was spot-on.
611
00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:39,542
Do it again.
612
00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,375
All you Stockholm Syndrome Patients—
613
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:42,542
Fuck your whole family!
614
00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:44,083
What the fuck are you talking about?
615
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,167
Look at our "young generation"—
616
00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:48,125
Leave my family out of this!
617
00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:50,292
Now you’re just acting like—
618
00:40:50,292 --> 00:40:52,375
Your weak-ass arguments—
619
00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:54,208
—sacrafice our lives.
620
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:56,583
What the fuck are you even saying?
621
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:57,792
Getting violent, aren’t we?
622
00:40:58,292 --> 00:41:00,625
This is a respectable program—
623
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,458
Could you two please calm down?
624
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:03,917
I AM CALM!
625
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,542
Guei! Guei!
626
00:41:15,833 --> 00:41:17,542
Thanks.
627
00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:19,792
Good job, everyone. I’m heading out.
628
00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:20,667
You’re not gonna eat with us?
629
00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,333
I’m good—I’ve got plans.
630
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,583
Alright. -Be safe!
631
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,333
Bye. -We’ll have a party at your place in Bali next time.
632
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,667
Sounds good.
633
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:37,250
(Yun-Shou hasn’t responded at all.)
634
00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:53,792
Hey,
635
00:41:53,792 --> 00:41:55,875
can you let Big John know
636
00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,542
I can’t make it to tomorrow’s live show.
637
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:02,125
But he already told the sponsor you’d be there.
638
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:05,292
Why are you canceling so late?
639
00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:08,042
I just started to feel sick.
640
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:10,625
Then maybe go to the ER,
641
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,792
get an IV drip or something.
642
00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:18,542
How is Yun-Shou?
643
00:42:18,542 --> 00:42:19,917
Why?
644
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:22,250
He hasn’t replied to any of my messages.
645
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:25,333
Thought I should check in on a friend.
646
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:29,833
The system identifies you as his co-worker,
647
00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:31,792
so you don’t need to worry about him.
648
00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:32,958
Seriously.
649
00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:37,458
One sec, I’m getting another call.
650
00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,667
Hello, Chi? -Hi, Mom.
651
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:42,250
What’s going on?
652
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:43,917
Your dad needs your help.
653
00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:48,500
Didn’t he just get a new car?
654
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,708
What now?
655
00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:52,333
He was diagnosed with dementia.
656
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,125
He needs to start the treatment ASAP.
657
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,833
The doctor mentioned a targeted drug.
658
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,750
But it’s not covered by government health care.
659
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,417
Your dad’s always loved you.
660
00:42:59,417 --> 00:43:00,792
I know you’ll figure something out.
661
00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:02,167
How much is it?
662
00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,917
About 30 a month.
663
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,625
30 dollars?
664
00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,167
It’s 300,000.
665
00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:09,583
Are you stupid or what?
666
00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,542
Hello?
667
00:43:38,042 --> 00:43:39,375
My son told me something happened.
668
00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:40,042
Is your landline working?
669
00:43:40,042 --> 00:43:41,125
No.
670
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:43,208
I just saw some strange messages on Facebook
671
00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:44,792
and then the internet went down.
672
00:43:46,042 --> 00:43:48,917
(Yun-Shou: User not found)
673
00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:50,625
Dear compatriots in Taiwan,
674
00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:53,625
We promise, there will be no harm.
675
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:57,250
And we’ll protect your life and property.
676
00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:58,958
We urge our compatriots
677
00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:01,083
stand on the right side of history.
678
00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:04,917
take up the shared responsibility of rejuvenating the great Chinese nation,
679
00:44:04,917 --> 00:44:06,667
and overthrowing the illegitimate Liberal Party regime.
680
00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:08,083
The Ministry of Digital Affairs has confirmed
681
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:10,000
the major cybe attack
682
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,833
at 8:24 PM tonight
683
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,583
mainly came from China.
684
00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:14,958
Based on the police reports,
685
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,500
the Taipei Station, Nangang Station,
686
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,458
Formosa Blvd Station in Kaohsiung, the MRT green line in Taichung—
687
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:33,792
Hello? Dad?
688
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:35,625
I’m fine.
689
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:36,667
You?
690
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:39,292
Good.
691
00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:41,042
Stay safe.
692
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,167
What are you doing here?
693
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:15,875
Can you take a look at this?
694
00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:17,167
Something’s wrong with my phone.
695
00:45:17,167 --> 00:45:18,042
I can’t reach Yun-Shou.
696
00:45:18,042 --> 00:45:19,333
All our messages are gone.
697
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:30,125
He probably blocked you.
698
00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:32,083
No. My phone was hacked.
699
00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:33,583
Why would anyone hack your phone?
700
00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:42,583
Never mind.
701
00:45:44,917 --> 00:45:45,958
Let go.
702
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,042
Come back to me. Please.
703
00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:48,417
We’re done!
704
00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:49,708
Wang Po-En!
705
00:45:58,208 --> 00:45:59,750
Do you know I’ve shut down my business?
706
00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:04,708
Your haters found the promo you did for me.
707
00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,458
They bombed me with bad reviews.
708
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:10,458
(Online post: Cockroach found in one of the Bobo-Tree Bentos)
709
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
I can clear things up for you,
710
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:15,875
tell everyone your bentos are fine.
711
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:16,667
It’s just trolls messing around.
712
00:46:16,667 --> 00:46:18,500
It’s too late.
713
00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:21,042
You’ve worked so hard— and you’re just giving up like that?
714
00:46:21,042 --> 00:46:22,667
I don’t want to, either.
715
00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:23,792
But no one would believe me,
716
00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:25,292
no matter how much I explained.
717
00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:28,083
I believe you.
718
00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:29,417
I can help with funding.
719
00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:30,292
I can ask my fans to help too.
720
00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:32,042
Lin Chi-Chi, do you really think
721
00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:34,292
there are a million people who genuinely like you?
722
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,417
So much so that they would eat up
723
00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:37,042
whatever crap you dump?
724
00:46:45,625 --> 00:46:47,542
("Can healthy bento taste this good?" video selected)
725
00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:48,833
(Are you sure you want to delete this video?)
726
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:50,417
(Video deleted.)
727
00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:03,708
(Utube videos selected)
728
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,375
(You’ve selected 179 videos. Is that correct?)
729
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:09,167
(Are you sure you want to give up all their traffic?)
730
00:47:09,167 --> 00:47:11,042
(Are you giving up all platform rights?)
731
00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:12,750
(I’ve read and understood the deletion policy.)
732
00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:14,292
(I’m deleting this by choice, without pressure.)
733
00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:14,958
(I accept the consequences of this deletion.)
734
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:15,500
(I understand these videos won’t be searchable or linked.)
735
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:15,958
(I’ve backed up anything I want to keep.)
736
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:16,375
(Not thinking of using this video another way?)
737
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:16,792
(Once deleted, it’s gone for good.)
738
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:17,208
(I understand the potential risks.)
739
00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:17,625
(Deleting may impact my audience.)
740
00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:18,042
(This matches my long-term creative plan.)
741
00:47:18,042 --> 00:47:18,458
(Deleted videos won’t earn traffic or revenue.)
742
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:18,875
(This reflects a shift in my creative direction.)
743
00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:19,292
(I take full responsibility.)
744
00:47:19,292 --> 00:47:19,708
(This reflects a shift in my creative direction.)
745
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:20,125
(Really ready to lose the work you’ve poured your heart into?)
746
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:20,542
(Absolutely sure?)
747
00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:21,500
(Maybe take 10 more minutes, dear?)
748
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:26,250
(Question windows keep popping up.)
749
00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:48,042
(If you see this, please contact me.)
750
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,500
Call Yun-Shou.
751
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,125
User not found.
752
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:04,250
Please verify the information and try again. Thank you.
753
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,333
Got it, thank you.
754
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,417
Got it, thank you.
755
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:19,167
How can I help you?
756
00:48:19,167 --> 00:48:20,375
My boyfriend’s missing.
757
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:21,375
Your boyfriend?
758
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:22,250
Where’s he from?
759
00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:25,375
He’s kind of famous.
760
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:26,750
You might know him.
761
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:35,708
Alright, let me take down some details.
762
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:36,750
What’s his name?
763
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:37,708
Yun-Shou.
764
00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:40,542
Shou is like "should" but without the "ld."
765
00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:42,833
When did you last see him?
766
00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:04,458
Banning HORIZON was already a dick move.
767
00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:06,125
Now Taipower’s passing the buck!
768
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:06,625
Outrageous!
769
00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:08,125
Totally! It’s insane!
770
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:10,458
You know, there’s this old lady in my neighborhood.
771
00:49:10,458 --> 00:49:12,083
She was taking a shower that day.
772
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,625
Boom! Blackout.
773
00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:16,083
She got so scared, she slipped and died.
774
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,667
No way. -Yep. Just like that—gone.
775
00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:26,333
Welcome back to “Warhorse Weekly with Chi.”
776
00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:28,917
Your weekly dose of what the parties won't tell you.
777
00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,083
First up—
778
00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,333
Are you serious?
779
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,625
Is it just me or are we all
780
00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,542
used of Taipower being useless?
781
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,208
Seriously—what the hell?
782
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:45,125
Why would anyone bomb the substations and cell towers?
783
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,042
Go bomb the Presidential Office if you’re that bold!
784
00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:52,333
Ahh. I still have leftovers in the fridge.
785
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,917
What do you do? Finish them ASAP?
786
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:55,083
Or just keep them in the fridge?
787
00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:56,917
Will that last longer?
788
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,500
But with the power coming in and out,
789
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,292
will the stuff go bad faster instead?
790
00:51:07,125 --> 00:51:09,625
This might be a bit dark,
791
00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,292
but hey—kinda moody, right?
792
00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:14,750
Where were we?
793
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:18,583
Oh leftovers—
794
00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,542
Hello?
795
00:51:29,042 --> 00:51:30,667
Hey, Chi.
796
00:51:33,292 --> 00:51:34,417
Yun-Shou?
797
00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:37,167
Are you filming right now?
798
00:51:40,542 --> 00:51:42,375
How did you know?
799
00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:44,542
I always know what you’re doing.
800
00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:49,250
Where have you been?
801
00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:51,833
All our chats are gone.
802
00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:53,750
Did you block me?
803
00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:56,042
It wasn’t me. HORIZON did it.
804
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:59,625
What the heck are they doing?
805
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:02,250
It took me forever to find your number.
806
00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:04,208
Foreign media are all saying war’s broken out in the Taiwan Strait.
807
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,250
I just checked the backend of the airline sites.
808
00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:08,583
Tickets for next month are all gone.
809
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,750
Many people must have heard the news long ago.
810
00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:12,792
You should post a video and tell everyone
811
00:52:12,792 --> 00:52:14,542
what Taiwanese media has been hiding.
812
00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:15,625
meanwhile tell the government
813
00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:17,958
what Taiwanese people really want is peace.
814
00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:19,708
We want our government to surrender.
815
00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:23,042
You once told me
816
00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:25,792
if you ever reached a million followers,
817
00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:28,292
you’d use that power for good.
818
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:32,792
This is your moment.
819
00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:35,417
If we work together,
820
00:53:16,042 --> 00:53:18,375
I’ll get you a ticket to Ukraine.
821
00:53:20,167 --> 00:53:22,292
I’m a Ukrainian citizen now.
822
00:53:22,292 --> 00:53:24,375
I can even get married. Can you believe that?
823
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:30,875
Hello? Chi?
824
00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,292
Hello?
825
00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:38,542
Are you listening?
826
00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:43,833
Yeah.
827
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:45,375
What’s holding you back?
828
00:53:48,917 --> 00:53:51,083
Can I still trust you?
829
00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:56,167
Why not?
830
00:53:57,458 --> 00:53:59,083
We’re lovers, aren’t we?
831
00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:10,708
What do I do?
832
00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:13,167
He’s not real.
833
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:15,458
He’s not real.
834
00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:16,583
So?
835
00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:19,083
I love you.
836
00:54:20,542 --> 00:54:24,542
He’s not real...
837
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:31,042
I. Love. You.
838
00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:07,417
My runaway essentials.
839
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:10,250
But not for pleasure,
840
00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,000
I’m moving to Ukraine for good.
841
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,292
You probably saw it in my last video—
842
00:55:14,292 --> 00:55:16,375
Yun-Shou and I got engaged.
843
00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:18,458
It’s not legal in Taiwan yet.
844
00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:20,458
And now with the war coming...
845
00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,042
Taiwan is not livable.
846
00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:24,667
I thought the government would listen to its people,
847
00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,667
and that they wouldn’t provoke, but...
848
00:55:27,292 --> 00:55:29,542
in the end, we’re the ones forced to leave home.
849
00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:31,250
So packing this bag is really about
850
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,417
what I’m taking with me
851
00:55:32,417 --> 00:55:34,917
to the next chapter of my life.
852
00:55:34,917 --> 00:55:37,583
First thing—these shoes.
853
00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:40,708
The first gift I got from Yun-Shou
854
00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:42,833
So yeah, they’re important.
855
00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:44,417
Then of course
856
00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:47,250
my camera and my laptop.
857
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:48,625
Once I get to Ukraine,
858
00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:50,500
I’ll keep making videos and streaming,
859
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,750
to keep you updated.
860
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:53,833
We’re considering,
861
00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,125
maybe having kids?
862
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:57,083
Yun-Shou and I have been talking about it.
863
00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:58,083
Just you know, exploring the idea.
864
00:55:58,083 --> 00:55:59,000
Spoiler alert.
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