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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ FEELS SO GOOD THIS
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MORNING ♪
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♪ I WANT TO LEAP BEFORE I LOOK
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AROUND ♪
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♪ I KNOW THAT I'M FALLING ♪
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♪ I THINK IT'S WHAT THIS LIFE'S
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ABOUT ♪
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♪ WHAT YOU SAY IS INFATUATION ♪
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♪ CALL IT PASSION ♪
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♪ NO SIN, NO CRIME ♪
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♪ IN FACT, I'M TRULY GRATEFUL ♪
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♪ PROMISE OF LOVE SEEMS SO
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ALIVE ♪
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♪ LET'S SEE ♪
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♪ LET'S SEE ♪
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♪ TAKE IT OUTSIDE
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AND KICK THE WHEELS ♪
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♪ I'M IN ♪
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♪ FOR KEEPS ♪
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♪ I JUST DON'T FALL THIS
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EASILY ♪
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♪ JUST DON'T FALL THIS EASILY ♪
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♪ DON'T FALL SO HARD
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FOR EVERYONE I MEET ♪
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♪ YOU SAY YOU'RE MY TEACHER ♪
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♪ IT MUST BE TIME
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FOR MY NEXT LESSON ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH
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YOU ♪
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♪ YOU WANT TO BUY IN TO MY
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OBSESSION ♪
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♪ LET'S SEE ♪
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♪ LET'S SEE ♪
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♪ TAKE IT OUTSIDE
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AND KICK THE WHEELS ♪
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♪ I'M IN ♪
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♪ FOR KEEPS ♪
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♪ I JUST DON'T FALL THIS
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EASILY ♪
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♪ JUST DON'T FALL THIS EASILY ♪
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♪ DON'T FALL SO HARD
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FOR EVERYONE I MEET ♪
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♪ I MEET ♪
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♪ I'M SO IN LOVE ♪
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♪ BEING IN LOVE ♪
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♪ I'M OLD ENOUGH ♪
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♪ TO KNOW I'LL BE JUST FINE ♪
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♪ YOU CALLED IT OFF ♪
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♪ DON'T HAVE MY LIFE OVER ♪
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♪ GIVE MYSELF TO WALK A BIT ♪
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♪ I JUST LAST FOREVER ♪
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♪ I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY
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TO BE FREE ♪
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♪ LET'S SEE ♪
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♪ LET'S SEE ♪
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♪ TAKE IT OUTSIDE
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AND KICK THE WHEELS ♪
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♪ I'M IN ♪
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♪ FOR KEEPS ♪
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♪ I JUST DON'T FALL THIS
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EASILY ♪
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♪ JUST DON'T FALL THIS EASILY ♪
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♪ DON'T FALL SO HARD
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FOR EVERYONE I MEET ♪
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ALL RIGHTY.
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TWO MATZO BALLS JUST LIKE YOU
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LIKE IT.
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ALWAYS TAKING CARE OF ME.
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YOU.
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HEY, ANYTHING FOR MY MOST
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BEAUTIFUL CUSTOMER, HUH?
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[ TAB CLICKING ]
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I LEFT YOU A NICE TIP TODAY.
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OH, LEO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
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THAT.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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MY PLEASURE.
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SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
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THANK YOU.
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Hold on one second.
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UH...
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EXCUSE ME. ONE SEC.
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YOU KNOW, ALUMINUM IS NOT GOOD
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FOR YOU.
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WAITER?
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HEY, EXCUSE ME, BUDDY.
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IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH
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MY FORK?
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NO, JUST YOUR STOCK CHOICE'S
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FUTURE.
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OH. WELL, YOUR FUTURE
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INVOLVES TOPPING OFF MY COFFEE,
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OKAY?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ALUMINUM'S STABLE.
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THERE'S JUST NO GROWTH POTENTIAL
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IN IT.
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WAIT, WAIT! HOLD ON A SECOND.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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BACK IT UP.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MY
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CONSULTANT SAID LAST NIGHT.
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AND I BET HE CHARGED YOU MORE
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THAN THE $6.95 LUNCH SPECIAL FOR
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THAT.
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YEAH, HE DID.
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OKAY.
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SO, SAY YOU WERE HER.
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WHAT WOULD YOU BET ON?
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I WOULD GO WITH...
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THAT ONE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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THAT'S NICKEL STUFF.
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SIMITEK'S ABOUT TO SHAKE
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HANDS WITH THEM NEXT WEEK.
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THAT MEANS, BY FRIDAY, THOSE
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NICKELS ARE GONNA BE WORTH
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MILLIONS.
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CAN YOU SEND A WAITER OVER?
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WOW!
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THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.
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MIKE, TABLE 57 IS YOURS.
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THEY NEED SOMETHING. GO.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
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UM, SO, UM...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER
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TONIGHT?
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MAYBE YOU WANT TO SHOW ME
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SOMETHING I HAVEN'T SEEN YET.
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WOW! HA!
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OKAY.
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UM, I THINK I WILL BE AT HOME...
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WITH MY GIRLFRIEND...
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OH.
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MY VERY JEALOUS, VERY...
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HEY, WAITER DUDE.
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YEAH, CASANOVA.
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IT'S "MIKE"!
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MIKE.
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MIKE CHRISTIAN, AND HE'S VERY
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RELIGIOUS.
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YEAH, WELL, I'D PRAY TO THAT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND VERY BUSY, OKAY?
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STILL WAITERLESS.
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GOING, GOING, GOING.
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WAIT, MIKE.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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UNREAL.
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NO, NO, NO.
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SIR, I APOLOGIZE.
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NO, NO, NO.
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NO, I'M SORRY.
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I DON'T WANT YOUR APOLOGY.
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WE HAVE A BUSINESS MEETING.
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HE'S JUST A TRAINEE, PLEASE.
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I'LL SAY HE'S A TRAINEE.
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PLEASE, LET ME TAKE YOUR
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ORDER. GENTLEMEN...
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A TRAINEE, REALLY.
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WOW.
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[ COUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
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I THINK I GOT TO GO.
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IF YOU DARE TAKE THAT TIE
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OFF, YOU'RE FIRED, OKAY?
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KEEP IT ON AND CLEAN THE TABLE!
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
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HE WANTS TO GET FIRED,
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MR. LIPNICK.
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HE'S ALREADY CHASED OUT FOUR OF
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OUR REGULAR CUSTOMERS.
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I KNOW -FOUR COFFEE-ONLY
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CUSTOMERS.
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THOSE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HOGGING
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THAT TABLE EVERY DAY NOW FOR A
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WEEK.
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I WONDERED WHO HAD THE BALLS TO
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THROW THEM OUT.
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GOOD BUSINESS SENSE, MICHAEL.
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YOU'RE MY MAN.
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THANK YOU.
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COME HERE. LET'S TALK.
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MICHAEL, MY GRANDDAUGHTER
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DELILAH IS AT A CONFERENCE AT
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UNIVERSITY HALL.
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DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PICK HER
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UP FOR US?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
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ALTHOUGH IT'S RARE, AT THE
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TURN OF THE LAST CENTURY, THE
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DIVORCE RATE GREW FOR A NUMBER
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OF JUSTIFIABLE REASONS.
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PEOPLE ARE ALCOHOLICS, DRUG
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ADDICTS, PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE TO
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THEIR SPOUSE OR CHILDREN...
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THESE ARE SITUATIONS WHERE
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SEPARATION IS OFTEN BEST FOR ALL
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INVOLVED.
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BUT DIVORCE AND ITS ACCEPTANCE
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HAVE CHANGED WITH THE TIMES.
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ON THEIR WEDDING DAY, COUPLES
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OFTEN STILL SAY, "TILL DEATH DO
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US PART," BUT AFTER TIME PASSES,
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THE INITIAL ATTRACTION OFTEN
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FADES.
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THE PERFECT SPOUSE ALL OF A
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SUDDEN IS A NORMAL PERSON WITH
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HUMAN FLAWS.
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RECURRING ARGUMENTS, ATTRACTION
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TO A CO-WORKER, OR SIMPLE
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BOREDOM CAN LEAD TO
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IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES.
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DIVORCE IS A LAZY WAY OUT.
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DIVORCE IS A SHORTCUT SOLUTION.
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WAKE UP, GRANDMA.
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IT'S THE 21st CENTURY.
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THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHAT ABOUT CHILDREN?
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DOESN'T OUR FUTURE DEPEND ON
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THEM?
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DIVORCE CAN HAVE A DEVASTATING
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EFFECT ON A CHILD, AS MY CASE
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STUDIES ATTEST.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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I CAN ALSO PERSONALLY ATTEST TO
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THIS BECAUSE I COME FROM A
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BROKEN FAMILY.
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I WAS RAISED BY MY GRANDPARENTS,
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AND NOT THAT THEY DIDN'T TAKE
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CARE OF ME, BECAUSE THEY DID,
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BUT I STILL WISH THAT MY PARENTS
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WERE THERE, TOO.
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AND YOUR SOLUTION?
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TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
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MARRIAGE IS WORK.
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MARRIAGE IS FOR LIFE.
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IF YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE THE
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COMMITMENT, YOU HAVE TO BE
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PREPARED TO GO THE DISTANCE.
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EXCUSE ME.
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UM, DID YOU MAJOR IN SOCIOLOGY
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OR DID YOU MAJOR IN FANTASY?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A JAIL
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SENTENCE WITHOUT THE PAROLE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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LOOK, BUDDY, NO NEED TO
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WORRY.
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FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, THE ONLY
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LIFELONG COMMITMENT YOU'LL HAVE
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IS WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND.
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OHH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SHIT.
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THANK YOU.
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THAT'S, UH -THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S ALL.
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THANK GOD.
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[ CLAPPING ]
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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HONEY, SLOW DOWN.
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I WORKED MY BUTT OFF FOR
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THREE YEARS ON THAT THESIS.
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I INTERVIEWED HUNDREDS OF
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COUPLES, AND ALL IT TAKES IS A
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COUPLE OF IDIOTS IN THE AUDIENCE
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TO MAKE IT ALL SEEM LIKE A JOKE!
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AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE NO OPINION
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ABOUT IT.
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WELL, IF IT'S ONE THING I'VE
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LEARNED FROM YOU, IT'S WHEN TO
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KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
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OKAY, THEN.
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FINE. LET'S -LET'S BE HONEST.
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I CAN HANDLE IT.
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TELL ME THE TRUTH.
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THE TRUTH?
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YEAH.
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WELL, I THINK SOME OF THOSE
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GUYS HAD SOME...
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PRETTY VALID POINTS.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?
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YOU DON'T RESPECT MY ACADEMIC
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RESEARCH!
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NO! IT'S JUST THOUSANDS OF
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THESES SIT IN A LIBRARY
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GATHERING DUST.
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YOU KNOW, THEY CHANGE NOTHING.
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THE WORLD GOES ON AS IF THEY
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WERE NEVER EVEN WRITTEN.
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YEAH, BUT OUT OF THOSE
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THOUSANDS, ONE OF THOSE PAPERS
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HAD THE FORMULA FOR ELECTRICITY
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ON IT.
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IT DID?
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SO HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MINE
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WON'T BE THAT ONE, HUH?
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I MEAN, IF IT COULD JUST CHANGE
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ONE MIND, IT WOULD ALL BE
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WORTH IT.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME TALKING
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TO YOU?
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WHAT WOULD A COLLEGE DROPOUT
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CARE ABOUT THIS STUFF ANYWAY?
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HEY, I AM A PROUD DROPOUT,
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OKAY?
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COLLEGE IS A WASTE OF TIME.
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FOUR, FIVE, SIX YEARS OF ENDLESS
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SIDE ROADS AND POINTLESS
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DETOURS.
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MY THEORY FOR LIFE IS SIMPLE...
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SHORTCUTS.
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SHORTCUTS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS HAS BEEN TOO MUCH ACADEMIC
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DEBATE FOR ONE DAY.
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I'M SORRY, MIKE, OKAY?
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I JUST HAD A REALLY ROUGH DAY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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HOW ABOUT SOME MARGARITAS AT
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THE DECK BAR?
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[ SIGHS ]
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AND THEN HOW ABOUT A MASSAGE
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BY THE EXPERT HANDS OF A
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KANSAS CITY FARM BOY?
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IF THE CLIENT IS NOT COMPLETELY
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SATISFIED, SHE CAN RETURN THE
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MASSAGE TO THE MASSAGER.
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THANK GOD.
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HEY, BABE.
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HI, HONEY.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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[ SIGHS ] TIRED.
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MM.
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HI.
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MM. HI.
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LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU.
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OH, YOU'RE SWEET, BUT I'M SO
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ICKY FROM THE RESTAURANT.
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I JUST -I REALLY WANT TO GO IN
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TO TAKE A SHOWER.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WHAT'S THE -WHAT'S THE RUSH,
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HUH?
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THIS IS A GORGEOUS EVENING, HUH?
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HA! IT'S L.A.
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THEY ARE ALL GORGEOUS EVENINGS.
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YEAH, BUT, UM, THIS IS AN
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ESPECIALLY ROMANTIC EVENING,
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ISN'T IT?
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CLEAR...
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NOT SO MUCH 'CAUSE WE'RE
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RIGHT BY THE DUMPSTER, AND THE
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TRASH GUY FORGOT TO STOP ON OUR
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STREET AGAIN.
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SO, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO IN, I'M
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GONNA TAKE A SHOWER, AND THEN
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MAYBE I CAN MUSTER A LITTLE
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ROMANCE FOR YOU.
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HOLD -HOLD ON.
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OKAY.
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WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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I GOT TO GO!
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I'M GROSS.
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CRAP.
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AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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OHH! COME ON!
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♪ DO, DO DO DO, DO DO DO ♪
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♪ DO, DO DO, DO DO DO ♪
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DUDE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE,
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ALL RIGHT?
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YOU JUST CAN'T PUT ME ON WATCH
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DOG ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH. I MEAN, YOU ARE MORE THAN
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WELCOME TO STAY WITH US WHENEVER
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YOU WANT.
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YOU AND SCOTTY HAVE KNOWN EACH
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OTHER SINCE BIRTH.
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I ONLY BARGED INTO YOUR LIVES
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ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
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BARGING IN ON ME WAS NOT
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COOL.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I KNOW.
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I'M SORRY, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU
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CAN'T BARGE IN AND EXPECT TO
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BECOME ONE OF THEM IN SIX
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MONTHS, EITHER.
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00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,112
"ONE OF THEM"?
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"THEM"?
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WHAT -WHAT DOES THAT EVEN
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MEAN?
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00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:07,447
REALLY?
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DYLAN AND I ARE IN LOVE.
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00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:09,909
OKAY?
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00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,661
WHY YOU GUYS SO WORRIED ABOUT
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THIS NOW?
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00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,205
DUDE, SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT
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YOU THE LIPNICK JOB, REMEMBER?
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SHE JUST DON'T WANT TO GET FIRED
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00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,209
WHEN THE CHRISTIAN SHIT HITS THE
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JEWISH FAN.
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NO. NO, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT
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THAT.
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I AM A PHENOMENAL WAITRESS, BUT
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I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
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00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,758
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE REALLY
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00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:29,053
CONSIDERING MARRYING DYLAN, I
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JUST MIGHT THINK AGAIN.
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00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:31,598
HER GRANDPARENTS ARE VERY
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OLD SCHOOL.
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00:13:32,308 --> 00:13:33,224
I MEAN, THEY ARE
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SUPER-SUPER-RELIGIOUS.
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00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,059
SO?
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00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,811
MY PARENTS ARE SUPER-RELIGIOUS.
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00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:38,395
THEY DON'T CARE IF I MARRY A
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JEWISH GIRL.
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MIKE, ARE YOU SURE? HUH?
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'CAUSE GROWING IN PUNKTON,
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KANSAS, I DOUBT ANYBODY COULD
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TELL JEWISH FROM AMISH.
437
00:13:45,403 --> 00:13:46,403
REMEMBER FACIAL HAIR?
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IF YOU HAD FACIAL HAIR, YOU WERE
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AN ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE.
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TRUE STORY.
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SCOTTY, YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY
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MIND ON THIS, OKAY?
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SHE'S...
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00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:55,288
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
445
00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:56,748
SHE'S JUST MADE FOR ME.
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00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:58,124
SHE'S MADE FOR YOU.
447
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,541
HEY, MAN, UM, WHAT HAPPENED TO
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THE MIKE I USED TO KNOW, HUH?
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00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,337
THE ONE WHO WOULD ONLY TAKE THE
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RICHEST DUDE'S DAUGHTER TO THE
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00:14:03,756 --> 00:14:04,172
PROM?
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00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:05,006
WHERE'S HE AT?
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00:14:05,007 --> 00:14:05,839
CAN I SEE HIM?
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00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,382
YEAH.
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00:14:06,383 --> 00:14:07,215
I MISS HIM.
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00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:08,259
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
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STOCK BROKER WHO WOULDN'T EVEN
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00:14:09,427 --> 00:14:10,427
TAKE A WOMAN OUT TO COFFEE
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00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:11,553
WITHOUT LOOKING AT HER PROFILE
460
00:14:11,554 --> 00:14:11,930
FIRST?
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AH.
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00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:14,514
HMM?
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00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:15,849
HE GREW UP.
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00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,352
HE FELL IN LOVE.
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00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:19,020
BESIDES, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE
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00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:20,271
THE POTENTIAL OF THIS
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RESTAURANT.
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WE ARE REALLY CLOSE TO
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FRANCHISING THIS.
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OH, OH, OH, OKAY, OKAY.
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00:14:25,945 --> 00:14:27,819
SEE, I THOUGHT -I THOUGHT
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00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,031
AMIGO WAS IN LOVE WITH SEÑORITA,
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NOT THE RESTAURANTE.
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00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,952
AMIGO IN LOVE WITH SEÑORITA, NOT
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THE RESTAURANTE.
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00:14:35,329 --> 00:14:36,412
♪ BOOP BA-DA-DOOP, BA-DA-DOOP ♪
477
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,247
♪ AMIGO IN LOVE WITH SEÑORITA ♪
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00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,667
♪ NOT THE RESTAURANTE ♪
479
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:41,750
♪ BOOP, BA-DA-BOOP, BA-DA-BOOP ♪
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SCOTTY, DON'T BE A SCHMUCK!
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00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:46,297
BESIDES, I'M THINKING ABOUT PAUL
482
00:14:46,298 --> 00:14:48,006
AND ELAINE IN THIS WHOLE THING.
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00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:49,801
I MEAN, HOW CAN THEY SAY NO TO A
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00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:50,927
GUY WHO IS ABOUT TO
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00:14:50,928 --> 00:14:52,428
REVOLUTIONIZE THEIR FAMILY
486
00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:53,179
BUSINESS?
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00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,430
FAMILY BUSINESS?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU WOULD HAVE TO DIE AND BE
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00:14:56,684 --> 00:14:58,016
REBORN JEWISH FOR THEM TO
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CONSIDER YOU FAMILY.
492
00:15:00,478 --> 00:15:01,561
OY! PLEASE!
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00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:03,398
I COULD BE AS JEWISH AS THEY
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00:15:03,399 --> 00:15:04,399
WANTED ME TO BE!
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00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,191
[ STOMPS FOOT ]
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00:15:05,192 --> 00:15:07,484
[ CHUCKLES ]
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00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:09,445
JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
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00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:10,238
JEREMY.
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00:15:10,239 --> 00:15:10,989
WHO?
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00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:11,698
WHO?
501
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:12,864
THE BICYCLE GUY?
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YEAH.
503
00:15:13,491 --> 00:15:15,243
THE LIPNICKS TOTALLY DROOL OVER
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HIM.
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00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,618
OKAY? HE'S STRAIGHT OUT OF
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00:15:16,619 --> 00:15:17,704
FRICKIN' "FIDDLER ON THE ROOF."
507
00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:19,162
AND NOW THAT HE'S BACK IN TOWN,
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THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO SET DYLAN
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00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:21,249
UP WITH HIM.
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00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,666
JUST WAIT AND SEE.
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00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,962
[ KLEZMER MUSIC PLAYING ]
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SWEETHEART, WE NEED TO BUY
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00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,476
MORE SUGAR PACKETS.
514
00:15:40,477 --> 00:15:41,059
I KNOW.
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00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,437
AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF BAKED
516
00:15:42,438 --> 00:15:42,936
APPLES.
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00:15:42,937 --> 00:15:44,272
OH, I THOUGHT WE HAD SO MANY.
518
00:15:44,273 --> 00:15:45,023
NO, WE DON'T.
519
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:46,064
WHAT ABOUT THE HALVA?
520
00:15:46,065 --> 00:15:47,316
THE HALVA -CHOCOLATE-COVERED
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HALVA.
522
00:15:47,735 --> 00:15:48,525
OH, I LOVE IT.
523
00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:49,235
YEAH.
524
00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:51,487
A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE IT.
525
00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:52,363
OH, I'M SORRY.
526
00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:53,697
WE'RE ACTUALLY NOT OPEN YET.
527
00:15:53,698 --> 00:15:54,948
OH, I'M NOT A CUSTOMER.
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00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:57,368
I'M FAMILY.
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00:15:57,369 --> 00:15:58,870
WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHO
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00:15:58,871 --> 00:15:59,828
YOU'RE RELATED TO?
531
00:15:59,829 --> 00:16:00,787
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
532
00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:02,123
JEREMY!
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00:16:02,124 --> 00:16:03,332
BUBALA!
534
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,208
JEREMY!
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00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,503
PAUL! OOH!
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00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,380
BUBBIE ELAINE.
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00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:10,256
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
538
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:11,257
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
539
00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:12,591
I BROUGHT YOU THESE -TO
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00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,010
CONGRATULATE YOU ON DELILAH'S
541
00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:14,676
GRADUATION.
542
00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:16,970
HOW NICE OF YOU TO REMEMBER.
543
00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:18,306
WHERE IS OUR BEAUTIFUL
544
00:16:18,307 --> 00:16:18,890
DELILAH?
545
00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:20,141
SHE'S NOT HERE NOW.
546
00:16:20,142 --> 00:16:21,517
BUT YOU ARE -JOIN US FOR
547
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:22,018
LUNCH.
548
00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:23,436
OH, WE HAVE SOME DELICIOUS
549
00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:24,062
FOOD HERE.
550
00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:25,646
THERE IS NOTHING I WOULD LOVE
551
00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:27,065
MORE THAN GRANDMA'S DELICIOUS
552
00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:27,856
TONGUE ON RYE.
553
00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:31,109
OH! [ LAUGHING ]
554
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,403
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TO
555
00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:32,736
RUN.
556
00:16:32,737 --> 00:16:33,946
I'LL BE BACK LATER, THOUGH, TO
557
00:16:33,947 --> 00:16:34,696
PICK UP DELILAH.
558
00:16:34,697 --> 00:16:37,283
SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT...
559
00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:38,785
I GOT HER TICKETS TO SEE THE
560
00:16:38,786 --> 00:16:40,411
SYMPHONY AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
561
00:16:40,412 --> 00:16:41,287
WONDERFUL!
562
00:16:41,288 --> 00:16:42,080
FABULOUS!
563
00:16:42,081 --> 00:16:43,830
MICHAEL, WOULD YOU PUT THESE
564
00:16:43,831 --> 00:16:45,458
LOVELY FLOWERS IN SOME WATER,
565
00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:47,335
PLEASE?
566
00:16:47,336 --> 00:16:49,253
HE'S OUR NEW ASSISTANT MANAGER.
567
00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:50,587
[ SIGHS ]
568
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:53,049
HI. MIKE.
569
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:54,175
MIKE CHRISTIAN.
570
00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:55,008
JEREMY.
571
00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:55,927
JEREMY JEW.
572
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:56,969
STOP IT.
573
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,096
[ LAUGHTER ]
574
00:16:58,097 --> 00:16:59,388
YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY.
575
00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:01,014
UH, CHRISTIAN IS MY REAL LAST
576
00:17:01,015 --> 00:17:01,974
NAME, ACTUALLY.
577
00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:03,392
WELL, JEW'S MINE, TOO.
578
00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:04,685
AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I GOT A
579
00:17:04,686 --> 00:17:05,852
BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN I'D LOVE TO
580
00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:06,354
SELL YOU.
581
00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:07,896
[ LAUGHTER ]
582
00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:09,898
GOT IT. YEAH.
583
00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:11,149
UH, DYLAN'S AT THE DENTIST RIGHT
584
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,318
NOW, AND ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I
585
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,361
THINK SHE HAS PLANS LATER.
586
00:17:13,362 --> 00:17:13,902
REALLY?
587
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:15,113
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ASSISTANT
588
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:15,572
MANAGER.
589
00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:16,863
WHAT, ARE YOU HER PERSONAL
590
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:17,698
SECRETARY, TOO?
591
00:17:17,699 --> 00:17:22,495
[ LAUGHTER ]
592
00:17:22,496 --> 00:17:24,831
NO, I'M HER BOYFRIEND.
593
00:17:24,832 --> 00:17:25,872
WHAT?
594
00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,834
WH-WHAT DID YOU SAY?
595
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:29,918
PAUL, ELAINE, I DIDN'T WANT
596
00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:32,088
YOU GUYS TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS.
597
00:17:32,089 --> 00:17:33,880
I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE TAKEN ME
598
00:17:33,882 --> 00:17:35,632
IN, AND YOU'VE TREATED ME LIKE
599
00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:36,259
FAMILY.
600
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,386
BUT I GUESS NOW IS AS GOOD A
601
00:17:38,387 --> 00:17:39,470
TIME AS ANY.
602
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:40,929
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
603
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,055
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR
604
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:42,849
GRANDDAUGHTER.
605
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:44,641
IN LOVE?
606
00:17:44,642 --> 00:17:48,186
[ SPEAKING YIDDISH ]
607
00:17:48,187 --> 00:17:49,771
YOU'RE FIRED! GET OUT!
608
00:17:49,772 --> 00:17:51,023
PAUL, LET ME EXPLAIN.
609
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:51,566
OUT!
610
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:52,984
WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU. GO.
611
00:17:52,985 --> 00:17:54,903
WHAT'S GOING ON?
612
00:17:58,115 --> 00:17:59,866
UM... THERE'S JUST ONE
613
00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:01,742
QUESTION I NEED TO ASK YOU
614
00:18:01,743 --> 00:18:05,246
BEFORE I LEAVE.
615
00:18:05,247 --> 00:18:07,498
DYLAN LIPNICK, I WANT TO SPEND
616
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,666
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
617
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,544
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
618
00:18:11,545 --> 00:18:12,753
NO!
619
00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:14,422
NO! NO!
620
00:18:14,423 --> 00:18:16,633
I'M SERIOUS.
621
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:18,717
I'M COMMITTED.
622
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,970
I NEED YOUR ANSWER -YES OR NO?
623
00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:27,644
[ SIGHS ]
624
00:18:27,645 --> 00:18:29,811
OH, MY GOD.
625
00:18:29,812 --> 00:18:30,271
YES!
626
00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:30,854
YES?
627
00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:31,480
YES!
628
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:32,731
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
629
00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:33,774
OH, BUT...
630
00:18:33,775 --> 00:18:34,442
NO.
631
00:18:34,443 --> 00:18:36,194
THIS IS A SHAM!
632
00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:37,986
THOSE FLOWERS JEREMY BROUGHT FOR
633
00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:38,446
YOU.
634
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:40,198
THEN THAT'S WHAT THE INVITES
635
00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:41,574
WILL SAY -"FLOWERS BY
636
00:18:41,575 --> 00:18:45,411
JEREMY -JEREMY JEW."
637
00:18:45,412 --> 00:18:46,287
YOU KNOW WHAT?
638
00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:47,871
JEREMY WAS EVEN KIND ENOUGH TO
639
00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:50,458
BUY CONCERT TICKETS.
640
00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:52,418
YES.
641
00:18:52,419 --> 00:18:53,294
FOR US.
642
00:18:53,295 --> 00:18:55,796
NO!
643
00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:57,549
NO?
644
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,257
YES.
645
00:18:58,258 --> 00:18:59,300
DELILAH...
646
00:18:59,301 --> 00:19:00,343
THANK YOU.
647
00:19:00,344 --> 00:19:01,427
I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY
648
00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:02,094
BOOTH RIGHT NOW.
649
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:04,181
COME ON.
650
00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:21,573
OY.
651
00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,035
YOU'VE KNOWN THIS MAN FOR
652
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,496
ONLY A FEW MONTHS, AND NOW
653
00:19:28,497 --> 00:19:29,955
YOU'RE READY TO MARRY HIM?
654
00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:32,833
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?
655
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:37,087
I KNOW HE'S A GOOD MAN WITH A
656
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,383
BRILLIANT HEAD ON HIS SHOULDERS.
657
00:19:40,384 --> 00:19:44,428
HE'S A SELF-DIRECTED MAN WITH
658
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:47,390
AMBITION AND DREAMS.
659
00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:48,724
AND HE LOVES ME TO BITS,
660
00:19:48,725 --> 00:19:50,892
GRANDPA.
661
00:19:50,894 --> 00:19:54,647
WHAT MORE CAN I ASK FOR?
662
00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:57,400
JEREMY WAITED YEARS FOR YOU
663
00:19:57,401 --> 00:19:59,151
TO FINISH SCHOOL.
664
00:19:59,152 --> 00:20:01,445
AT LEAST YOU COULD'VE GIVEN IT A
665
00:20:01,446 --> 00:20:03,155
TRY, GONE OUT WITH HIM,
666
00:20:03,156 --> 00:20:04,072
SOMETHING.
667
00:20:04,073 --> 00:20:05,865
HE'S NOT MY TYPE, GRANDMA.
668
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,867
HE'S TOO...
669
00:20:07,868 --> 00:20:09,995
TOO WHAT?
670
00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:11,204
I DON'T -I DON'T KNOW.
671
00:20:11,205 --> 00:20:11,830
HE'S TOO...
672
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:13,541
JEWISH?
673
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:15,375
TOO JEWISH?
674
00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:16,835
LIKE ALL THOSE WORTHLESS PEOPLE
675
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:17,586
IN OUR FAMILY?
676
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:18,921
LIKE ALL THE GENERATIONS WHO
677
00:20:18,922 --> 00:20:20,255
SUFFERED SO YOU COULD HAVE A
678
00:20:20,256 --> 00:20:20,923
BETTER LIFE?
679
00:20:20,924 --> 00:20:23,218
LIKE US, I SUPPOSE?
680
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:29,432
COME HERE, SWEETHEART.
681
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:30,933
LISTEN TO ME.
682
00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:33,852
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR GRANDPA
683
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,103
THIS HURT.
684
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:37,856
PLEASE, JUST LET IT GO FOR A
685
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:38,774
WHILE.
686
00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:40,025
LET IT BE.
687
00:20:40,026 --> 00:20:42,237
ALL RIGHT?
688
00:21:06,927 --> 00:21:08,763
THEY'VE GIVEN UP SO MUCH TO
689
00:21:08,764 --> 00:21:11,724
GIVE ME A BETTER LIFE.
690
00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:15,353
AND WHAT DO I DO IN RETURN?
691
00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:17,272
I CRUSH THEM.
692
00:21:24,112 --> 00:21:31,494
[ EXHALING SHARPLY ]
693
00:21:31,495 --> 00:21:33,996
OKAY, SO, I WANT TO GO
694
00:21:33,997 --> 00:21:36,832
THROUGH AN AUTHENTIC CONVERSION,
695
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,875
ONE THAT FOLLOWS THE MOST
696
00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:42,296
ANCIENT OF RITUALS.
697
00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:44,006
YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS
698
00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:45,591
WILL REQUIRE A CIRCUMCISION,
699
00:21:45,592 --> 00:21:46,133
YEAH?
700
00:21:46,134 --> 00:21:47,092
YES, I DO.
701
00:21:47,093 --> 00:21:49,094
AND YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
702
00:21:49,095 --> 00:21:50,970
IT'S A JOKE.
703
00:21:50,971 --> 00:21:52,723
OH, I GET IT.
704
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:54,517
THIS IS AN EPISODE OF A REALITY
705
00:21:54,518 --> 00:21:55,726
SHOW, AND I'M IN IT.
706
00:21:55,727 --> 00:21:57,395
AND I BET YOU MY AGENT SET IT
707
00:21:57,396 --> 00:21:57,812
UP.
708
00:21:57,813 --> 00:21:58,270
MAX?
709
00:21:58,271 --> 00:21:59,979
MAX, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE
710
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:00,480
RAT?
711
00:22:00,481 --> 00:22:02,775
MAX?
712
00:22:02,776 --> 00:22:03,651
NO?
713
00:22:03,652 --> 00:22:05,944
NO.
714
00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:08,656
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
715
00:22:08,657 --> 00:22:10,157
ALL RIGHT, I HAVE TO EXPLAIN
716
00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:10,866
WHAT IT IS.
717
00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,618
WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE
718
00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:13,619
WHOLE MEGILLAH.
719
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:14,953
WE GOT TO MAKE A CUT.
720
00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:16,705
BUT THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BLOOD,
721
00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:18,248
THERE'S GONNA BE A SCALPEL,
722
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,999
THERE'S GONNA BE AN OWIE ON YOUR
723
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,376
PEE-PEE, ALL RIGHT?
724
00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:23,671
I GOT A QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
725
00:22:23,672 --> 00:22:26,173
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW MUCH
726
00:22:26,174 --> 00:22:27,966
PAIN CAN YOU TAKE IT?
727
00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:29,384
8.5.
728
00:22:29,385 --> 00:22:30,302
NO, NO.
729
00:22:30,303 --> 00:22:31,303
NO, NO, NO.
730
00:22:31,304 --> 00:22:32,137
NOT 8.5.
731
00:22:32,138 --> 00:22:35,014
I'M -I'M MORE OF LIKE A 2.1
732
00:22:35,015 --> 00:22:36,434
KIND OF GUY.
733
00:22:36,435 --> 00:22:41,271
YOU SAID YOU WERE IN LOVE.
734
00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,815
AND THIS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND,
735
00:22:42,816 --> 00:22:44,399
YEAH?
736
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,695
8.5.
737
00:22:47,696 --> 00:22:49,488
OKAY.
738
00:22:49,489 --> 00:22:51,449
FOR LOVE.
739
00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:52,199
HEY, KID.
740
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,367
8.5.
741
00:22:53,368 --> 00:22:55,786
DRINK TO THAT.
742
00:22:55,787 --> 00:22:57,663
UNDER STRICT RABBINICAL LAW, I
743
00:22:57,664 --> 00:22:59,582
HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU'VE GOT TO
744
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:01,459
ASK ME THREE TIMES SO I CAN DO
745
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:01,876
IT.
746
00:23:01,877 --> 00:23:02,460
PLEASE?
747
00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:02,877
NO.
748
00:23:02,878 --> 00:23:03,502
PLEASE?
749
00:23:03,503 --> 00:23:03,919
NO.
750
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,503
PLEASE?
751
00:23:04,504 --> 00:23:06,421
OKAY! THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
752
00:23:06,422 --> 00:23:07,798
WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
753
00:23:07,799 --> 00:23:08,716
ALL RIGHT.
754
00:23:08,717 --> 00:23:10,634
AND I'M GONNA SING TO YOU LIKE A
755
00:23:10,635 --> 00:23:12,511
FATHER WOULD SING TO HIS LITTLE
756
00:23:12,512 --> 00:23:13,345
JEWISH BOY.
757
00:23:13,346 --> 00:23:15,765
[ SINGING IN HEBREW ]
758
00:23:25,942 --> 00:23:27,693
WOW! [ CHUCKLES ]
759
00:23:27,694 --> 00:23:29,569
I FEEL JEWISH ALREADY.
760
00:23:29,571 --> 00:23:30,195
OH, LOOK!
761
00:23:30,196 --> 00:23:31,614
MY FORESKIN JUST FELL OFF!
762
00:23:31,615 --> 00:23:32,114
HA HA!
763
00:23:32,115 --> 00:23:33,240
NO, IT -IT DIDN'T.
764
00:23:33,241 --> 00:23:34,783
YOU STILL HAVE TO CUT IT OFF.
765
00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:36,536
YOU LOOK JEWISH A LITTLE BIT.
766
00:23:43,418 --> 00:23:45,210
WELCOME, WELCOME, MY DEAR
767
00:23:45,211 --> 00:23:45,961
FRIENDS.
768
00:23:45,962 --> 00:23:47,713
GOOD AFTERNOON.
769
00:23:47,714 --> 00:23:49,172
TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A
770
00:23:49,173 --> 00:23:50,674
CEREMONY WHICH YOU WILL NEVER
771
00:23:50,675 --> 00:23:52,259
FORGET THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, I
772
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,135
ASSURE YOU.
773
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:55,262
WE HAVE A YOUNG MAN OUTSIDE OF
774
00:23:55,263 --> 00:23:57,347
OUR SHUL BUT WITH A GREAT DEAL
775
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,391
OF LOVE IN HIS HEART, WHO HAS
776
00:23:59,392 --> 00:24:01,519
COME HERE TODAY TO EXPRESS HIS
777
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,437
LOVE AND ADMIRATION FOR OUR
778
00:24:03,438 --> 00:24:04,313
RELIGION.
779
00:24:04,314 --> 00:24:07,106
HE WANTS TO BE CONVERTED IN THE
780
00:24:07,107 --> 00:24:09,944
MOST TRADITIONAL WAY -WITH OUR
781
00:24:09,945 --> 00:24:12,656
OLDEST RITUAL, THE BRIS.
782
00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:22,958
RABBI.
783
00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:30,213
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
784
00:24:30,215 --> 00:24:30,924
YEAH.
785
00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:32,341
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
786
00:24:32,342 --> 00:24:33,968
I MAKE A LIVING.
787
00:24:33,969 --> 00:24:36,428
ARE YOU CONFIDENT?
788
00:24:36,429 --> 00:24:37,346
YEAH.
789
00:24:37,347 --> 00:24:39,056
ARE YOU CONFIDENT?
790
00:24:39,057 --> 00:24:43,101
THEY'RE NOT GONNA CUT ME.
791
00:24:43,102 --> 00:24:45,355
[ CHANTING IN HEBREW ]
792
00:24:55,949 --> 00:24:58,201
[ SINGING IN HEBREW ]
793
00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:24,393
AAAAAAAAH!
794
00:25:24,394 --> 00:25:26,061
BOYCHICK, HOW YOU FEELING?
795
00:25:26,062 --> 00:25:27,938
SEE?
796
00:25:27,939 --> 00:25:30,315
WASN'T SO BAD.
797
00:25:30,316 --> 00:25:31,942
YEAH.
798
00:25:31,943 --> 00:25:33,610
NOT SO BAD.
799
00:25:33,611 --> 00:25:36,071
HEIMLICH.
800
00:25:36,072 --> 00:25:37,155
[ CHUCKLES ]
801
00:25:37,156 --> 00:25:38,865
SO, WE HAVE SOME OILS HERE
802
00:25:38,866 --> 00:25:40,701
THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
803
00:25:40,702 --> 00:25:42,118
WE HAVE EVERYTHING FROM
804
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,829
SOMETHING THAT'S SOOTHING AND
805
00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:47,123
GENTLE TO HEALING AND STINGING.
806
00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:49,375
HOW ABOUT SOME WINE?
807
00:25:49,376 --> 00:25:50,294
[ SIGHS ]
808
00:25:50,295 --> 00:25:51,795
YOU'RE SERIOUS?
809
00:25:51,796 --> 00:25:52,754
ALL RIGHT.
810
00:25:52,755 --> 00:25:54,089
HE'S CHOSEN WINE.
811
00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:55,090
WINE IT IS.
812
00:25:55,091 --> 00:25:55,966
DON'T WORRY.
813
00:25:55,967 --> 00:25:57,383
YOU'RE A BRAVE YOUNG MAN.
814
00:25:57,384 --> 00:25:58,093
OH, YES.
815
00:25:58,094 --> 00:25:59,720
HERE WE GO.
816
00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:02,598
AAAAAAH!
817
00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:05,894
AAH! AAH! AAH!
818
00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:12,649
[ APPLAUSE ]
819
00:26:12,650 --> 00:26:13,734
MAZEL TOV.
820
00:26:13,735 --> 00:26:15,444
THANK YOU.
821
00:26:15,445 --> 00:26:16,695
THANK YOU.
822
00:26:16,696 --> 00:26:18,404
MAZEL TOV.
823
00:26:18,405 --> 00:26:20,824
OH. OH, YOU CAME.
824
00:26:20,825 --> 00:26:23,409
OH, THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.
825
00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:25,161
DYLAN -DYLAN LOVES YOU SO
826
00:26:25,162 --> 00:26:26,913
MUCH, AND SHE WAS AFRAID YOU
827
00:26:26,915 --> 00:26:28,832
WEREN'T GONNA ACCEPT ME AND...
828
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,125
THANK YOU.
829
00:26:30,126 --> 00:26:31,501
WHO TOLD YOU THIS
830
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,462
DANIEL NUDNICK WAS QUALIFIED TO
831
00:26:33,463 --> 00:26:34,170
DO THIS?
832
00:26:34,171 --> 00:26:35,839
YOU NEED TO STUDY SIX MON...
833
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,591
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
834
00:26:37,592 --> 00:26:38,884
I KNOW. I AM STUDYING.
835
00:26:38,885 --> 00:26:40,594
I JUST COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM
836
00:26:40,595 --> 00:26:43,639
MY DYLAN THAT LONG.
837
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,140
EXCUSE ME.
838
00:26:45,141 --> 00:26:48,518
OH, UH, PAUL?
839
00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:49,978
LET'S KEEP THIS A SURPRISE,
840
00:26:49,979 --> 00:26:52,232
BETWEEN US.
841
00:26:57,904 --> 00:26:58,862
CAREFUL.
842
00:26:58,863 --> 00:27:00,949
[ APPLAUSE ]
843
00:27:03,493 --> 00:27:04,618
OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
844
00:27:04,619 --> 00:27:05,160
SOME PEPPER.
845
00:27:05,161 --> 00:27:06,120
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE?
846
00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:06,662
JUST THAT.
847
00:27:06,663 --> 00:27:07,621
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
848
00:27:07,622 --> 00:27:08,956
HEY. WHERE'S MIKE?
849
00:27:08,957 --> 00:27:10,874
OH, UM, WHY DON'T YOU ASK OUR
850
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,793
NEW HEAD MANAGER?
851
00:27:12,794 --> 00:27:15,130
PROUDEST JEW ON THE BLOCK.
852
00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:21,093
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
853
00:27:21,094 --> 00:27:22,928
HIRE HIM AS HEAD MANAGER?
854
00:27:22,929 --> 00:27:25,514
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY OR DO, I
855
00:27:25,515 --> 00:27:27,891
AM NEVER GOING OUT WITH HIM.
856
00:27:27,892 --> 00:27:29,434
WELL, SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BUT
857
00:27:29,435 --> 00:27:30,727
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL HIM
858
00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:31,310
YOURSELF.
859
00:27:31,311 --> 00:27:33,273
GO AHEAD. TELL HIM.
860
00:27:39,112 --> 00:27:41,029
LOOK, I KNOW THAT THIS MIGHT
861
00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:42,823
DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT WILL YOU
862
00:27:42,824 --> 00:27:45,117
PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
863
00:27:45,118 --> 00:27:46,367
OY!
864
00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:49,705
WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?
865
00:27:49,706 --> 00:27:51,832
FINE. I'M LEAVING.
866
00:27:51,833 --> 00:27:55,169
I DON'T NEED YOUR TSURIS.
867
00:27:55,171 --> 00:27:55,836
MIKE?
868
00:27:55,837 --> 00:27:56,795
WHAT IS THIS?
869
00:27:56,796 --> 00:27:58,755
YESTERDAY WAS A SURPRISE -A
870
00:27:58,756 --> 00:28:00,465
PROFOUND SURPRISE FOR US, AS
871
00:28:00,466 --> 00:28:01,008
WELL.
872
00:28:01,009 --> 00:28:02,843
HE PUT HIMSELF THROUGH THE WHOLE
873
00:28:02,844 --> 00:28:04,260
NINE YARDS, INCLUDING A
874
00:28:04,261 --> 00:28:05,344
TRADITIONAL BRIS.
875
00:28:05,345 --> 00:28:06,930
WHO KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE
876
00:28:06,931 --> 00:28:09,308
STUDYING HEBREW?
877
00:28:09,309 --> 00:28:12,769
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO...
878
00:28:12,770 --> 00:28:14,438
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID ALL
879
00:28:14,439 --> 00:28:14,938
THIS.
880
00:28:14,939 --> 00:28:16,815
MAY I, WITH YOUR PERMISSION?
881
00:28:16,816 --> 00:28:18,860
OF COURSE.
882
00:28:21,696 --> 00:28:23,030
OH.
883
00:28:23,031 --> 00:28:25,158
OH, MY GOD.
884
00:28:29,954 --> 00:28:31,412
AWW.
885
00:28:31,413 --> 00:28:34,458
MWAH.
886
00:28:34,459 --> 00:28:35,584
MWAH!
887
00:28:35,585 --> 00:28:36,877
MAZEL TOV.
888
00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:38,128
MAZEL TOV.
889
00:28:38,129 --> 00:28:39,295
[ LAUGHTER ]
890
00:28:39,296 --> 00:28:42,548
AWW. EVERY HAPPINESS.
891
00:28:42,549 --> 00:28:43,424
IT'S AMAZING.
892
00:28:43,425 --> 00:28:44,176
YOU LIKE...
893
00:28:44,177 --> 00:28:45,301
OH, CAREFUL DOWN THERE.
894
00:28:45,302 --> 00:28:46,053
OH, SORRY.
895
00:28:46,054 --> 00:28:48,139
WHEW. [ CHUCKLES ]
896
00:29:07,784 --> 00:29:09,076
[ GASPS ]
897
00:29:09,077 --> 00:29:09,910
ROGER!
898
00:29:09,911 --> 00:29:11,078
WHAT HAPPENED?
899
00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:12,037
COME HERE!
900
00:29:12,038 --> 00:29:12,913
COME ON!
901
00:29:12,914 --> 00:29:14,206
WHAT? WHAT?
902
00:29:14,207 --> 00:29:15,499
OH, MY GOD.
903
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,667
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS.
904
00:29:16,668 --> 00:29:17,252
WHAT?
905
00:29:17,253 --> 00:29:17,793
GO AHEAD.
906
00:29:17,794 --> 00:29:18,709
NO, NO, NO, NO!
907
00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:20,087
YOU HAVE TO READ IT YOURSELF!
908
00:29:20,088 --> 00:29:22,214
HANDS ARE ALL WET.
909
00:29:22,215 --> 00:29:26,342
OH, SWEET JESUS.
910
00:29:26,343 --> 00:29:31,722
HONEY, JESUS WAS JEWISH.
911
00:29:31,723 --> 00:29:35,686
GOSH. ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?
912
00:29:35,687 --> 00:29:37,980
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
913
00:29:37,981 --> 00:29:40,899
I WISH HE WOULD'VE TOLD US.
914
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:44,027
HONEY, MIKE HAS FINALLY FOUND
915
00:29:44,028 --> 00:29:45,946
SOMEBODY HE LOVES.
916
00:29:45,947 --> 00:29:46,947
I'M GOING.
917
00:29:46,948 --> 00:29:48,699
ARE YOU GONNA JOIN ME?
918
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:51,159
OF COURSE I'M GONNA JOIN YOU.
919
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,869
BUT I'M NOT JOINING ANYTHING
920
00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:53,369
ELSE.
921
00:29:53,370 --> 00:29:55,664
[ LAUGHS ]
922
00:29:55,665 --> 00:29:59,209
SO, HOW MANY GUESTS SO FAR?
923
00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:01,752
OUR SIDE, WE'RE AT 200, PLUS
924
00:30:01,753 --> 00:30:04,006
YOU ADDED 49, INCLUDING THE
925
00:30:04,007 --> 00:30:05,882
STOCK-MARKET JANITORS?
926
00:30:05,884 --> 00:30:07,551
OH, GOOD! YES!
927
00:30:07,552 --> 00:30:09,679
I LOVE THOSE GUYS.
928
00:30:13,141 --> 00:30:14,141
HONEY, IT'S GETTING LATE.
929
00:30:14,142 --> 00:30:15,142
DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO HOME?
930
00:30:15,143 --> 00:30:15,559
YEAH.
931
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,977
SO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO
932
00:30:16,978 --> 00:30:18,103
MISUNDERSTAND ME.
933
00:30:18,104 --> 00:30:19,813
FEEL FREE -TELL ME WHAT YOU
934
00:30:19,814 --> 00:30:21,772
THINK.
935
00:30:21,773 --> 00:30:24,026
WHAT'S THIS?
936
00:30:24,027 --> 00:30:27,738
IT'S OUR PRENUP.
937
00:30:27,739 --> 00:30:30,824
NO!
938
00:30:30,825 --> 00:30:32,783
HEY, GUYS! SCOTTY, COME HERE!
939
00:30:32,784 --> 00:30:33,285
YO!
940
00:30:33,286 --> 00:30:34,745
YOU GUYS, WE ARE LIKE REAL
941
00:30:34,746 --> 00:30:35,494
CELEBRITIES.
942
00:30:35,495 --> 00:30:36,830
WE ARE LIKE BRAD PITT AND
943
00:30:36,831 --> 00:30:37,706
ANGELINA JOLIE.
944
00:30:37,707 --> 00:30:38,290
HA!
945
00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,167
WE HAVE GOT A PRENUP.
946
00:30:40,168 --> 00:30:41,835
YEAH!
947
00:30:41,836 --> 00:30:43,462
THIS IS A -THIS IS A
948
00:30:43,463 --> 00:30:44,087
PRENUP?
949
00:30:44,088 --> 00:30:44,795
YEAH.
950
00:30:44,796 --> 00:30:46,256
YEAH.
951
00:30:46,257 --> 00:30:49,301
PRENUP.
952
00:30:49,302 --> 00:30:51,510
THIS IS MORE LIKE A PHONE BOOK.
953
00:30:51,511 --> 00:30:52,262
WOW.
954
00:30:52,263 --> 00:30:54,348
YEAH.
955
00:30:54,349 --> 00:30:56,350
OKAY. I KNOW IT'S A BIT LONG,
956
00:30:56,351 --> 00:30:57,851
BUT YOU UNDERSTAND WHY.
957
00:30:57,852 --> 00:30:59,019
OH, I KNOW! I KNOW!
958
00:30:59,020 --> 00:30:59,978
I KNOW.
959
00:30:59,979 --> 00:31:02,731
BECAUSE IN OUR JEWISH CULTURE,
960
00:31:02,732 --> 00:31:05,400
BEFORE THE WEDDING, WE SIGN A
961
00:31:05,401 --> 00:31:10,906
THING CALLED A "PATUKA."
962
00:31:10,907 --> 00:31:12,157
A WHAT?
963
00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:13,449
A WHAT?
964
00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:15,576
A "TOPANGA."
965
00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:20,247
A... BAZOOKA.
966
00:31:20,248 --> 00:31:21,917
UMBUTCHA.
967
00:31:21,918 --> 00:31:25,586
TENDUKA, CAMBUNA, HAKUNA...
968
00:31:25,587 --> 00:31:26,964
CADZUKI, SHIITAKE.
969
00:31:26,965 --> 00:31:28,423
IT'S A KETUBAH...
970
00:31:28,424 --> 00:31:29,675
KETUBAH! YES!
971
00:31:29,676 --> 00:31:31,343
MR. JEWISH GROOM.
972
00:31:31,344 --> 00:31:33,345
AND KETUBAH IS JUST ONE PAGE.
973
00:31:33,346 --> 00:31:35,097
THIS IS WAY MORE THAN ONE
974
00:31:35,098 --> 00:31:35,638
PAGE.
975
00:31:35,639 --> 00:31:38,599
THIS IS... A LOT OF PAGES.
976
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,601
HONEY, YEAH, THIS IS A
977
00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:41,560
LITTLE...
978
00:31:41,561 --> 00:31:44,021
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OUR PRENUP?
979
00:31:44,022 --> 00:31:45,856
IT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOUR THESIS.
980
00:31:45,857 --> 00:31:47,650
JUST READ IT AND LET ME KNOW
981
00:31:47,651 --> 00:31:49,527
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ANY CHANGES.
982
00:31:49,528 --> 00:31:50,486
LOVE YOU.
983
00:31:50,487 --> 00:31:51,822
I LOVE YOU.
984
00:31:51,823 --> 00:31:52,571
BYE.
985
00:31:52,572 --> 00:31:54,156
I LOVE OUR PRENUP!
986
00:31:54,157 --> 00:31:56,369
I'M GLAD.
987
00:32:01,374 --> 00:32:02,790
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
988
00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:05,002
YOU GOT TO READ THIS SHIT.
989
00:32:05,003 --> 00:32:05,836
[ LAUGHS ]
990
00:32:05,837 --> 00:32:07,379
DUDE, HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS DO
991
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:08,338
YOU SIGN UP FOR?
992
00:32:08,339 --> 00:32:09,965
YOU JUST SIGN "I AGREE" WITHOUT
993
00:32:09,966 --> 00:32:10,923
EVEN READING IT.
994
00:32:10,924 --> 00:32:11,425
COME ON.
995
00:32:11,426 --> 00:32:12,843
DUDE, THIS IS YOUR LIFE WE'RE
996
00:32:12,844 --> 00:32:14,261
TALKING ABOUT HERE, NOT A CREDIT
997
00:32:14,262 --> 00:32:14,885
CARD, OKAY?
998
00:32:14,886 --> 00:32:16,722
LOOK, THERE'S AN ATTORNEY IN MY
999
00:32:16,723 --> 00:32:17,513
CIGAR CLUB.
1000
00:32:17,514 --> 00:32:18,724
HE OWES ME A FAVOR.
1001
00:32:18,725 --> 00:32:19,975
WE'LL LET HIM READ IT FIRST, ALL
1002
00:32:19,976 --> 00:32:20,392
RIGHT?
1003
00:32:20,393 --> 00:32:21,268
JUST LET HIM READ IT.
1004
00:32:21,269 --> 00:32:24,104
DUDE, IT'S FINE.
1005
00:32:24,105 --> 00:32:28,233
LOOK - "SIGN HERE."
1006
00:32:28,234 --> 00:32:30,736
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
1007
00:32:30,737 --> 00:32:33,904
HE'S IN LOVE.
1008
00:32:33,905 --> 00:32:35,490
I'M IN LOVE!
1009
00:32:35,491 --> 00:32:37,825
LOVE MAKES YOU STUPID.
1010
00:32:37,826 --> 00:32:40,871
LIKE "WOW! STUPID!"
1011
00:32:40,872 --> 00:32:42,330
LOVE MAKES ME STUPID.
1012
00:32:42,331 --> 00:32:42,955
YEAH.
1013
00:32:42,956 --> 00:32:45,167
♪ OOH, OOH ♪
1014
00:32:45,168 --> 00:32:46,667
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1015
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:47,502
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1016
00:32:47,503 --> 00:32:53,258
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1017
00:32:53,259 --> 00:32:55,551
♪ PICTURE YOU WITH NO ME ♪
1018
00:32:55,552 --> 00:32:57,970
♪ PICTURE ME WITHOUT LOVE ♪
1019
00:32:57,971 --> 00:33:00,973
♪ I JUST CAN'T SEE YOU AND I
1020
00:33:00,974 --> 00:33:03,143
GETTING OLD ♪
1021
00:33:03,144 --> 00:33:05,686
♪ NOW PICTURE US OLD ♪
1022
00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:08,230
♪ STILL SO IN LOVE ♪
1023
00:33:08,231 --> 00:33:10,275
♪ THAT IS THE DREAM I CAN
1024
00:33:10,276 --> 00:33:13,487
PICTURE FOR US ♪
1025
00:33:13,488 --> 00:33:18,115
♪ I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE ♪
1026
00:33:18,116 --> 00:33:20,868
♪ I AIN'T LEAVIN'
1027
00:33:20,869 --> 00:33:23,330
FOR NOTHIN' IN THE WORLD ♪
1028
00:33:23,331 --> 00:33:27,042
♪ I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE ♪
1029
00:33:27,043 --> 00:33:30,252
♪ I'M-A STAY HERE ♪
1030
00:33:30,254 --> 00:33:35,633
♪ I'M STAYIN' WITH YOU ♪
1031
00:33:35,634 --> 00:33:38,053
♪ I WANT TO BE THE ONE
1032
00:33:38,054 --> 00:33:40,388
HERE FOR THE LONG RUN ♪
1033
00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:42,516
♪ NOTHING CAN FADE THE LOVE FOR
1034
00:33:42,517 --> 00:33:45,352
YOU ♪
1035
00:33:45,353 --> 00:33:47,895
♪ I USE EVERY SINGLE DAY ♪
1036
00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:50,440
♪ BEING YOUR EVERYTHING ♪
1037
00:33:50,441 --> 00:33:52,359
♪ COMING WITH BRAND-NEW WAYS TO
1038
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,735
SHOW YOU ♪
1039
00:33:54,736 --> 00:33:57,489
♪ YOU SAY I'M HEADSTRONG ♪
1040
00:33:57,490 --> 00:34:00,117
♪ YOU THINK I LET GO ♪
1041
00:34:00,118 --> 00:34:01,576
♪ OH, BABY, AIN'T ENOUGH
1042
00:34:01,578 --> 00:34:03,120
FORGIVENESS TO MAKE ME SAY
1043
00:34:03,121 --> 00:34:04,955
GOODBYE ♪
1044
00:34:04,956 --> 00:34:07,207
♪ NO MATTER WHO'S GONE ♪
1045
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:10,210
♪ I ALWAYS COME HOME ♪
1046
00:34:10,211 --> 00:34:11,503
♪ 'CAUSE YOU WERE MADE FOR
1047
00:34:11,504 --> 00:34:15,298
ME, AND I'M STAYING WITH YOU ♪
1048
00:34:15,299 --> 00:34:20,262
♪ I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE ♪
1049
00:34:20,263 --> 00:34:22,763
♪ I AIN'T LEAVIN'
1050
00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:25,100
FOR NOTHIN' IN THE WORLD ♪
1051
00:34:25,101 --> 00:34:29,020
♪ I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE ♪
1052
00:34:29,021 --> 00:34:32,773
♪ I'M-A STAY HERE ♪
1053
00:34:32,774 --> 00:34:35,527
♪ I'M STAYIN' WITH YOU ♪
1054
00:34:35,528 --> 00:34:37,863
♪ OOH ♪
1055
00:34:37,864 --> 00:34:38,989
♪ YEAH ♪
1056
00:34:38,990 --> 00:34:40,532
♪ YEAH ♪
1057
00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:42,658
♪ OOH ♪
1058
00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:43,826
♪ YEAH ♪
1059
00:34:43,827 --> 00:34:44,411
♪ YEAH ♪
1060
00:34:44,412 --> 00:34:45,661
♪ I'M STAYIN' WITH YOU ♪
1061
00:34:45,662 --> 00:34:47,623
♪ OOH ♪
1062
00:34:47,624 --> 00:34:48,831
♪ YEAH ♪
1063
00:34:48,832 --> 00:34:50,125
♪ YEAH ♪
1064
00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:53,879
♪ YEAH ♪
1065
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,297
♪ I'M STAYIN' WITH YOU ♪
1066
00:34:55,298 --> 00:34:57,633
♪ OOH, OOH ♪
1067
00:34:57,634 --> 00:34:58,924
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1068
00:34:58,926 --> 00:35:00,135
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1069
00:35:00,136 --> 00:35:02,596
♪ OOH, OOH ♪
1070
00:35:02,597 --> 00:35:03,721
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1071
00:35:03,722 --> 00:35:05,097
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1072
00:35:05,098 --> 00:35:07,559
♪ OOH OOH ♪
1073
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,644
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1074
00:35:08,645 --> 00:35:09,935
♪ YEAH ♪
1075
00:35:09,937 --> 00:35:12,480
♪ YEAH ♪
1076
00:35:12,481 --> 00:35:13,649
♪ OH ♪
1077
00:35:13,650 --> 00:35:17,361
♪ I'M STAYIN' WITH YOU ♪
1078
00:35:23,451 --> 00:35:26,995
♪ I'M STAYIN' WITH YOU ♪
1079
00:35:33,169 --> 00:35:37,089
♪ I'M STAYIN' WITH YOU ♪
1080
00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:47,264
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1081
00:35:47,266 --> 00:35:48,600
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
1082
00:35:48,601 --> 00:35:49,935
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1083
00:35:49,936 --> 00:35:54,064
THANK YOU.
1084
00:35:54,065 --> 00:35:55,398
HONEY, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
1085
00:35:55,399 --> 00:35:58,360
JUST GET THE BAG.
1086
00:35:58,361 --> 00:36:00,488
COME ON.
1087
00:36:03,658 --> 00:36:08,160
HONEY, WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?
1088
00:36:08,161 --> 00:36:09,329
WOW.
1089
00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:12,708
GOD.
1090
00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:16,043
WOW.
1091
00:36:16,044 --> 00:36:17,921
TURN IT ON.
1092
00:36:21,758 --> 00:36:23,759
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME!
1093
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,721
HAVE A VERY HAPPY MARRIED
1094
00:36:25,722 --> 00:36:26,929
LIFE, DARLINGS!
1095
00:36:26,930 --> 00:36:28,265
HAVE A BLAST!
1096
00:36:28,266 --> 00:36:29,641
Both: MWAH! MWAH!
1097
00:36:29,642 --> 00:36:30,225
NO.
1098
00:36:30,226 --> 00:36:30,933
YEAH.
1099
00:36:30,934 --> 00:36:31,767
NO!
1100
00:36:31,768 --> 00:36:33,811
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1101
00:36:33,812 --> 00:36:39,608
OH, MY GOD!
1102
00:36:39,610 --> 00:36:40,484
I DON'T WANT THEM WATCHING.
1103
00:36:40,485 --> 00:36:42,655
[ LAUGHS ]
1104
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:51,370
LIPNICK'S.
1105
00:36:51,371 --> 00:36:52,371
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS
1106
00:36:52,372 --> 00:36:52,913
THAT, ANYWAY?
1107
00:36:52,914 --> 00:36:54,915
IT'S THE NAME THAT'S GONNA
1108
00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:56,418
MAKE YOU MONEY, RICK.
1109
00:36:56,419 --> 00:36:57,627
OKAY, NOW, WHAT'S THE PLAN OF
1110
00:36:57,628 --> 00:36:58,044
ATTACK?
1111
00:36:58,045 --> 00:36:58,794
V.C.s OR ANGELS?
1112
00:36:58,795 --> 00:36:59,754
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1113
00:36:59,755 --> 00:37:00,422
I'D GO BIG.
1114
00:37:00,423 --> 00:37:01,881
ON THAT NOTE, I KNOW YOU GUYS
1115
00:37:01,882 --> 00:37:03,425
CAN'T AFFORD A 15% FINDER'S FEE,
1116
00:37:03,426 --> 00:37:05,636
SO FIGURED I'D MAKE IT 10%?
1117
00:37:08,513 --> 00:37:10,181
5% IS INDUSTRY STANDARD.
1118
00:37:10,182 --> 00:37:14,894
[ CHUCKLES ] COME ON, SCOTTY.
1119
00:37:14,895 --> 00:37:15,936
5.5%.
1120
00:37:15,938 --> 00:37:17,188
8.5%.
1121
00:37:17,189 --> 00:37:18,105
NO!
1122
00:37:18,106 --> 00:37:19,273
IT HURTS.
1123
00:37:19,274 --> 00:37:20,317
DAMN. OKAY.
1124
00:37:20,318 --> 00:37:23,320
UH... 5.5%. FINE.
1125
00:37:23,321 --> 00:37:24,738
NOT A CENT LESS, NOT A CENT
1126
00:37:24,739 --> 00:37:26,657
MORE.
1127
00:37:30,869 --> 00:37:32,828
GENTLEMEN, OUR BOARD OF
1128
00:37:32,829 --> 00:37:34,830
DIRECTORS LOVES YOUR PLAN.
1129
00:37:34,831 --> 00:37:36,458
HOWEVER, OUR C.E.O. IS LEAVING
1130
00:37:36,459 --> 00:37:38,167
TOWN FOR TWO WEEKS, SO WE'D LIKE
1131
00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:39,794
TO ASK YOU NOT TO APPROACH ANY
1132
00:37:39,795 --> 00:37:41,295
OTHER COMPANIES UNTIL SHE'S
1133
00:37:41,296 --> 00:37:42,921
BACK, AND THEN WE CAN FINALIZE
1134
00:37:42,922 --> 00:37:44,048
YOUR CONTRACT.
1135
00:37:44,049 --> 00:37:45,800
WELL, WE HAVE TWO OTHER
1136
00:37:45,801 --> 00:37:46,968
MEETINGS SET UP.
1137
00:37:46,969 --> 00:37:48,720
WE DO?
1138
00:37:48,721 --> 00:37:50,304
OH.
1139
00:37:50,305 --> 00:37:51,389
YEAH, WE -WE DO.
1140
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:52,766
TWO WEEKS IS A LONG TIME.
1141
00:37:52,767 --> 00:37:53,307
COME ON.
1142
00:37:53,308 --> 00:37:54,308
SHE KNOWS THE DEAL.
1143
00:37:54,309 --> 00:37:55,810
WHY NOT JUST GIVE US THE ANSWER
1144
00:37:55,811 --> 00:37:56,435
RIGHT NOW.
1145
00:37:56,436 --> 00:37:57,812
I WISH I COULD, BUT SHE'S
1146
00:37:57,813 --> 00:37:59,188
HEADING TO THE AIRPORT RIGHT
1147
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:02,108
NOW.
1148
00:38:02,109 --> 00:38:03,610
IS THAT YOUR C.E.O. RIGHT
1149
00:38:03,611 --> 00:38:04,110
THERE?
1150
00:38:04,111 --> 00:38:05,737
YES.
1151
00:38:05,738 --> 00:38:07,364
AND THAT'S MS. BIRCH.
1152
00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:08,114
COME ON.
1153
00:38:08,115 --> 00:38:09,824
JUST LET US TALK TO HER FOR LIKE
1154
00:38:09,825 --> 00:38:10,574
ONE MINUTE.
1155
00:38:10,575 --> 00:38:11,659
'FRAID I CAN'T.
1156
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:13,327
WELL, WE'RE AFRAID WE'LL HAVE
1157
00:38:13,328 --> 00:38:14,788
TO PURSUE OUR OTHER OPTIONS,
1158
00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:17,540
THEN.
1159
00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:21,168
GIVE ME ONE MINUTE.
1160
00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:22,128
THE GENTLEMEN FROM THE
1161
00:38:22,129 --> 00:38:23,004
RESTAURANT ARE HERE.
1162
00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:24,213
THEY'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU
1163
00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:24,880
JUST BRIEFLY.
1164
00:38:24,881 --> 00:38:26,132
I'M ON MY WAY TO A BUSINESS
1165
00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:26,800
AND GOLF TRIP.
1166
00:38:26,801 --> 00:38:27,925
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
1167
00:38:27,926 --> 00:38:31,638
PLEASE JUST RESCHEDULE.
1168
00:38:31,639 --> 00:38:32,930
NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO
1169
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:33,556
TALK TO HER.
1170
00:38:33,557 --> 00:38:34,973
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
1171
00:38:34,974 --> 00:38:35,683
HAVE TO WAIT.
1172
00:38:35,684 --> 00:38:37,059
DID I HEAR HER SAY SOMETHING
1173
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:38,602
ABOUT A GOLF OUTING?
1174
00:38:38,604 --> 00:38:40,146
MS. BIRCH IS ON HER WAY TO A
1175
00:38:40,147 --> 00:38:41,689
FINANCIAL SUMMIT IN SCOTTSDALE,
1176
00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:43,232
ARIZONA, BUT ALL THE BEST DEALS
1177
00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:44,442
ARE DONE ON THE LINKS.
1178
00:38:44,443 --> 00:38:45,402
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1179
00:38:45,403 --> 00:38:46,902
WE MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GO AND
1180
00:38:46,903 --> 00:38:48,362
PLAY THE BACK NINE WITH HER.
1181
00:38:48,363 --> 00:38:50,114
[ CHUCKLES ]
1182
00:38:50,115 --> 00:38:51,533
I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF
1183
00:38:51,534 --> 00:38:53,619
WEEKS.
1184
00:38:56,622 --> 00:38:58,122
YOU KNOW, THERE ACTUALLY ARE
1185
00:38:58,123 --> 00:38:59,332
OTHER PLACES WE CAN GO.
1186
00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:00,834
I THINK WE SHOULD LOOK INTO IT.
1187
00:39:00,835 --> 00:39:01,668
OKAY.
1188
00:39:01,669 --> 00:39:02,501
OKAY.
1189
00:39:02,502 --> 00:39:04,754
GRANDMOTHER'S FAMOUS RECIPE
1190
00:39:04,755 --> 00:39:06,674
FOR TONGUE ON RYE.
1191
00:39:09,802 --> 00:39:10,885
IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID
1192
00:39:10,886 --> 00:39:11,344
"TONGUE."
1193
00:39:11,345 --> 00:39:11,927
[ CHUCKLES ]
1194
00:39:11,929 --> 00:39:14,556
I DID.
1195
00:39:14,557 --> 00:39:15,973
IT'S COW TONGUE.
1196
00:39:15,974 --> 00:39:17,308
OH, COW TONGUE.
1197
00:39:17,309 --> 00:39:18,934
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M A DIABETIC,
1198
00:39:18,936 --> 00:39:20,353
SO TONGUE, LIPS, FACE, ALL
1199
00:39:20,354 --> 00:39:22,020
THAT'S FROM THE NECK UP, I'M NOT
1200
00:39:22,021 --> 00:39:23,565
SUPPOSED TO DIGEST IT.
1201
00:39:23,566 --> 00:39:24,774
MM. NICE TRY.
1202
00:39:24,775 --> 00:39:27,025
I'M GONNA TRACK HER DOWN IN
1203
00:39:27,026 --> 00:39:28,653
SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA.
1204
00:39:28,654 --> 00:39:32,740
I THINK HER COMMENT WAS A TEST.
1205
00:39:32,741 --> 00:39:34,200
SHE PURPOSELY SAID IT LOUD
1206
00:39:34,201 --> 00:39:35,951
ENOUGH SO THAT WE WOULD HEAR IT.
1207
00:39:35,953 --> 00:39:37,328
NO.
1208
00:39:37,329 --> 00:39:37,995
YEAH.
1209
00:39:37,996 --> 00:39:39,955
LOOK, THESE BIG-PLAYER TYPES, TO
1210
00:39:39,957 --> 00:39:41,791
THEM, THIS IS ALL JUST A GAME.
1211
00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:43,918
WHY ELSE WOULD THEY GO AND DO
1212
00:39:43,919 --> 00:39:45,837
BUSINESS ON A GOLF COURSE?
1213
00:39:45,838 --> 00:39:47,213
CAN YOU HELP ME?
1214
00:39:47,214 --> 00:39:48,506
I'M AT A LOSS.
1215
00:39:48,507 --> 00:39:50,341
SO LET'S PLAY IT.
1216
00:39:50,342 --> 00:39:52,594
LET'S PLAY THEIR GAME.
1217
00:39:52,595 --> 00:39:53,928
I'M GONNA GO TO THE RESORT AND
1218
00:39:53,929 --> 00:39:55,221
BLEND IN WITH THE MILLIONAIRE
1219
00:39:55,222 --> 00:39:55,638
CROWD.
1220
00:39:55,639 --> 00:39:57,515
UH, NO OFFENSE, DUDE, BUT
1221
00:39:57,516 --> 00:39:58,975
THAT TAKES SOME MAJOR
1222
00:39:58,976 --> 00:39:59,893
CAMOUFLAGE.
1223
00:39:59,894 --> 00:40:01,603
HEY.
1224
00:40:01,604 --> 00:40:03,061
JUST LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT,
1225
00:40:03,062 --> 00:40:03,437
OKAY?
1226
00:40:03,438 --> 00:40:04,355
OKAY, LOOK, MAN.
1227
00:40:04,356 --> 00:40:05,732
A LAST-MINUTE PLANE TICKET,
1228
00:40:05,733 --> 00:40:06,190
THOUGH?
1229
00:40:06,191 --> 00:40:07,484
A FIVE-STAR EXECUTIVE SUITE?
1230
00:40:07,485 --> 00:40:08,776
PLUS, YOUR BLENDING IN WOULD
1231
00:40:08,777 --> 00:40:10,236
COST MORE THAN WE ALL CAN AFFORD
1232
00:40:10,237 --> 00:40:11,069
TO PUT TOGETHER.
1233
00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:12,571
SO, SORRY TO BE A PRICK, BUT WE
1234
00:40:12,572 --> 00:40:13,907
ALL KNOW HOW YOUR FINANCIAL
1235
00:40:13,908 --> 00:40:15,282
ADVENTURES TURNED OUT IN THE
1236
00:40:15,284 --> 00:40:16,242
PAST.
1237
00:40:16,243 --> 00:40:17,535
LOOK, THAT WAS A LONG TIME
1238
00:40:17,536 --> 00:40:18,119
AGO, OKAY?
1239
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,286
I HAVE LEARNED FROM THOSE
1240
00:40:19,288 --> 00:40:19,829
MISTAKES.
1241
00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:20,914
I'M NOT SO SURE.
1242
00:40:20,915 --> 00:40:22,373
OKAY. WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO
1243
00:40:22,374 --> 00:40:26,794
LOSE, OTHER THAN OUR OWN SHIRTS?
1244
00:40:26,795 --> 00:40:28,004
LET'S SEE IF HE CAN PULL THIS
1245
00:40:28,005 --> 00:40:28,922
OFF.
1246
00:40:28,923 --> 00:40:30,589
WHERE WE GONNA GET THE SEED
1247
00:40:30,591 --> 00:40:31,132
MONEY?
1248
00:40:31,133 --> 00:40:32,509
WHAT, ARE WE GONNA ASK THE
1249
00:40:32,510 --> 00:40:33,134
LIPNICKS?
1250
00:40:33,135 --> 00:40:34,719
WE CAN'T GAMBLE ON THEIR MONEY.
1251
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,304
WE HAVEN'T MADE THEM ANY MONEY.
1252
00:40:36,305 --> 00:40:37,221
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
1253
00:40:37,222 --> 00:40:38,222
OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
1254
00:40:38,223 --> 00:40:38,932
LET'S JUST EAT.
1255
00:40:38,933 --> 00:40:39,516
COME ON.
1256
00:40:39,517 --> 00:40:41,142
I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO SEE
1257
00:40:41,143 --> 00:40:41,935
YOU TRY THIS.
1258
00:40:41,936 --> 00:40:44,186
[ CHUCKLES ]
1259
00:40:44,187 --> 00:40:45,187
PICKLE FIRST?
1260
00:40:45,188 --> 00:40:46,231
NOPE.
1261
00:40:50,569 --> 00:40:51,819
WHAT'S THIS?
1262
00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:53,781
OPEN IT.
1263
00:40:59,244 --> 00:41:01,663
IT'S OUR NEW VISA.
1264
00:41:01,664 --> 00:41:04,832
MIGHT AS WELL BREAK IT IN.
1265
00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:07,001
WHAT IF THE DEAL DOESN'T GO
1266
00:41:07,002 --> 00:41:07,794
THROUGH?
1267
00:41:07,795 --> 00:41:09,963
AT LEAST I'LL HAVE A HAPPY
1268
00:41:09,964 --> 00:41:10,797
HUSBAND.
1269
00:41:10,798 --> 00:41:15,843
HAPPY HE AT LEAST GAVE IT A TRY.
1270
00:41:15,844 --> 00:41:17,094
I LOVE YOU.
1271
00:41:17,095 --> 00:41:18,721
MMM.
1272
00:41:18,722 --> 00:41:23,434
GO GET 'EM, TIGER.
1273
00:41:23,435 --> 00:41:24,894
COME HERE.
1274
00:41:24,895 --> 00:41:26,854
♪ ...SURELY FIND A WAY ♪
1275
00:41:26,855 --> 00:41:30,108
♪ WORKING TOGETHER DAY BY DAY ♪
1276
00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:40,535
HERE WE GO.
1277
00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:48,042
THANK YOU, MY GOOD MAN.
1278
00:41:48,043 --> 00:41:50,587
AND WE NEVER MET.
1279
00:41:50,588 --> 00:41:52,966
FAIR ENOUGH.
1280
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,438
YOU GUYS HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE?
1281
00:42:13,819 --> 00:42:16,612
HI.
1282
00:42:16,613 --> 00:42:18,991
[ GOLF CLUBS CLATTERING ]
1283
00:43:26,016 --> 00:43:27,683
SORRY! JUST A LITTLE...
1284
00:43:27,684 --> 00:43:29,267
LITTLE TOURNAMENT STRESS.
1285
00:43:29,268 --> 00:43:31,395
UH... I'M JUST GONNA -I'M JUST
1286
00:43:31,396 --> 00:43:32,605
GONNA GO AGAIN.
1287
00:43:32,606 --> 00:43:34,733
YEAH.
1288
00:43:43,742 --> 00:43:45,575
RELAX.
1289
00:43:45,576 --> 00:43:46,952
RELAX.
1290
00:43:46,954 --> 00:43:48,913
EYES ON THE BALL.
1291
00:43:48,914 --> 00:43:50,288
HEAD DOWN.
1292
00:43:50,289 --> 00:43:52,500
FEET SHOULDER-WIDTH APART.
1293
00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:54,085
EYES ON THE BALL.
1294
00:43:54,086 --> 00:43:56,294
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
1295
00:43:56,295 --> 00:43:58,089
EYES ON THE BALL.
1296
00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:00,299
MIND ON THE BALL.
1297
00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:09,767
WOW.
1298
00:44:09,768 --> 00:44:11,435
YOU ARE STILL THE SAME LOUSY
1299
00:44:11,436 --> 00:44:13,104
SHOOTER AFTER ALL THIS TIME.
1300
00:44:13,105 --> 00:44:14,814
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
1301
00:44:14,815 --> 00:44:15,773
WHAT?
1302
00:44:15,774 --> 00:44:16,857
THAT'S WHAT MY FRIENDS USED TO
1303
00:44:16,858 --> 00:44:17,692
CALL ME BACK IN HIGH...
1304
00:44:17,693 --> 00:44:19,026
I'M ALEX BIRCH.
1305
00:44:19,027 --> 00:44:20,403
NICE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE
1306
00:44:20,404 --> 00:44:21,112
AGAIN.
1307
00:44:21,113 --> 00:44:22,279
MS. BIRCH.
1308
00:44:22,281 --> 00:44:23,739
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1309
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:29,453
AGAIN?
1310
00:44:29,454 --> 00:44:31,831
ALEX?
1311
00:44:31,832 --> 00:44:33,290
ALEX ROVERSON?!
1312
00:44:33,292 --> 00:44:34,249
[ CHUCKLES ]
1313
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,668
IT'S ALEX BIRCH NOW -MY
1314
00:44:35,669 --> 00:44:36,544
MARRIED NAME.
1315
00:44:36,545 --> 00:44:38,171
NO WAY!
1316
00:44:38,172 --> 00:44:40,006
[ LAUGHS ]
1317
00:44:40,007 --> 00:44:41,048
OH, MY GOD!
1318
00:44:41,049 --> 00:44:42,257
HOW ARE YOU?!
1319
00:44:42,258 --> 00:44:45,594
OH!
1320
00:44:45,596 --> 00:44:47,847
OH!
1321
00:44:47,848 --> 00:44:49,598
WOW.
1322
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,101
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED MUCH.
1323
00:44:52,102 --> 00:44:53,019
COME ON.
1324
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:55,062
AT LEAST SAY I LOST SOME OF MY
1325
00:44:55,063 --> 00:44:55,855
BABY FAT.
1326
00:44:55,856 --> 00:44:57,315
WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE.
1327
00:44:57,316 --> 00:44:58,024
I MEAN...
1328
00:44:58,025 --> 00:45:00,234
Y-YOU LOOKED GREAT IN HIGH
1329
00:45:00,235 --> 00:45:01,610
SCHOOL, BUT...
1330
00:45:01,612 --> 00:45:04,155
YOU LOOK EVEN BETTER NOW.
1331
00:45:04,156 --> 00:45:05,448
THANKS.
1332
00:45:05,449 --> 00:45:07,325
YOU LOOK GOOD, TOO...
1333
00:45:07,326 --> 00:45:09,785
ESPECIALLY ON THAT FIRST TEE.
1334
00:45:09,786 --> 00:45:11,996
WOW.
1335
00:45:11,997 --> 00:45:14,248
SO, HOW IS IT THAT YOU ENDED UP
1336
00:45:14,249 --> 00:45:16,584
IN L.A. FRANCHISING RESTAURANTS?
1337
00:45:16,585 --> 00:45:21,421
OH.
1338
00:45:21,422 --> 00:45:22,715
UM...
1339
00:45:22,716 --> 00:45:24,382
I WAS IN NEW YORK FOR SEVEN
1340
00:45:24,383 --> 00:45:25,968
YEARS PLAYING THE MARKET.
1341
00:45:25,969 --> 00:45:27,887
I DID OKAY, BUT THEN, LIKE
1342
00:45:27,888 --> 00:45:30,097
EVERYONE ELSE, WHEN THE MARKET
1343
00:45:30,098 --> 00:45:32,600
CRASHED, I LOST MY SHIRT, SO I
1344
00:45:32,601 --> 00:45:34,644
DECIDED TO MOVE TO L.A. AND
1345
00:45:34,645 --> 00:45:35,603
START FRESH.
1346
00:45:35,604 --> 00:45:37,355
MY BUDDY SCOTT ASKEY -YOU
1347
00:45:37,356 --> 00:45:38,522
REMEMBER SCOTTY?
1348
00:45:38,523 --> 00:45:39,106
MM-HMM.
1349
00:45:39,107 --> 00:45:40,524
YEAH, HE -HE DECIDED TO PUT
1350
00:45:40,525 --> 00:45:41,901
ME UP UNTIL I COULD GET BACK ON
1351
00:45:41,902 --> 00:45:42,400
MY FEET.
1352
00:45:42,401 --> 00:45:44,694
MM. GUESS SCOTTY AND I SHARE
1353
00:45:44,695 --> 00:45:47,073
SOMETHING -GETTING YOU BACK ON
1354
00:45:47,074 --> 00:45:48,949
YOUR FEET.
1355
00:45:48,951 --> 00:45:50,408
IT'S FUNNY HOW WE ENDED UP BEING
1356
00:45:50,409 --> 00:45:51,701
NEIGHBORS AGAIN.
1357
00:45:51,702 --> 00:45:53,829
WELL, I LIVE IN THE FAIRFAX
1358
00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:55,122
DISTRICT.
1359
00:45:55,123 --> 00:45:56,916
I'M GUESSING YOU'RE MORE OF A
1360
00:45:56,917 --> 00:45:59,127
BEVERLY HILLS, MALIBU GIRL.
1361
00:46:02,839 --> 00:46:06,759
SO, ALEX BIRCH NOW, HUH?
1362
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:11,265
WOW. THAT IS JUST...
1363
00:46:11,266 --> 00:46:13,766
IS YOUR HUSBAND HERE WITH YOU?
1364
00:46:13,767 --> 00:46:17,271
MY EX-HUSBAND.
1365
00:46:17,272 --> 00:46:18,646
FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE
1366
00:46:18,647 --> 00:46:20,480
HE IS.
1367
00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:22,316
I DON'T LIKE THE WORD
1368
00:46:22,317 --> 00:46:24,777
"DIVORCéE," SO I LIKE TO REFER
1369
00:46:24,778 --> 00:46:27,071
TO MYSELF AS A FREE BIRD.
1370
00:46:27,072 --> 00:46:28,864
AND YOU?
1371
00:46:28,865 --> 00:46:31,993
UH, MARRIED.
1372
00:46:31,994 --> 00:46:33,661
FOUR MONTHS AGO.
1373
00:46:33,662 --> 00:46:34,996
CONGRATS.
1374
00:46:34,997 --> 00:46:36,621
IS SHE HERE?
1375
00:46:36,622 --> 00:46:39,125
I'D LOVE TO MEET HER.
1376
00:46:39,126 --> 00:46:41,002
NO. I CAME ALONE.
1377
00:46:41,003 --> 00:46:42,837
THIS IS A BUSINESS TRIP, AFTER
1378
00:46:42,838 --> 00:46:43,297
ALL.
1379
00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:45,047
THOUGH, GIVEN OUR HISTORY, I
1380
00:46:45,048 --> 00:46:46,756
DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SUCH A
1381
00:46:46,757 --> 00:46:49,927
GOOD IDEA.
1382
00:46:49,928 --> 00:46:51,554
YOU STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN
1383
00:46:51,555 --> 00:46:54,140
ME.
1384
00:46:54,141 --> 00:46:57,268
LOOK, UM, MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT UP
1385
00:46:57,269 --> 00:46:58,643
TO YOU NOW.
1386
00:46:58,644 --> 00:47:00,354
JOIN ME FOR DINNER.
1387
00:47:00,355 --> 00:47:02,690
I WILL ORDER SOMETHING EXTRA
1388
00:47:02,691 --> 00:47:05,319
SPECIAL -CORN DOGS WITH A SIDE
1389
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,446
OF MAC AND CHEESE.
1390
00:47:08,447 --> 00:47:09,822
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
1391
00:47:09,823 --> 00:47:11,615
YOU'D BE SURPRISED BY WHAT
1392
00:47:11,617 --> 00:47:17,288
ELSE I REMEMBER.
1393
00:47:17,289 --> 00:47:20,124
HEY, UM, I WAS GONNA GO TO A
1394
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:23,127
CLUB TONIGHT TO SEE SOME JAZZ.
1395
00:47:23,128 --> 00:47:26,005
YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME?
1396
00:47:26,006 --> 00:47:28,883
YES.
1397
00:47:28,884 --> 00:47:31,178
WHO SAYS NO TO JAZZ?
1398
00:47:36,934 --> 00:47:39,269
[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ]
1399
00:47:47,945 --> 00:47:49,988
[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
1400
00:47:55,369 --> 00:47:57,578
[ RINGING STOPS ]
1401
00:48:04,543 --> 00:48:07,129
SO...
1402
00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:09,507
HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?
1403
00:48:09,508 --> 00:48:10,715
WHAT?
1404
00:48:10,716 --> 00:48:13,511
HOW MANY FRANCHISE BRANCHES
1405
00:48:13,512 --> 00:48:14,844
DO YOU WANT?
1406
00:48:14,845 --> 00:48:17,682
OH. UM...
1407
00:48:17,683 --> 00:48:19,724
WELL, OUR INITIAL ROLL-OUT PLAN
1408
00:48:19,725 --> 00:48:24,271
WAS TO HAVE 25 IN 5 YEARS.
1409
00:48:24,273 --> 00:48:27,817
HOW ABOUT 50 IN 3 YEARS?
1410
00:48:27,818 --> 00:48:30,735
WHAT WOULD BE THE TERMS?
1411
00:48:30,736 --> 00:48:32,904
IF YOU CAN STAY, WE CAN WORK
1412
00:48:32,905 --> 00:48:34,991
OUT THE DETAILS OVER THE NEXT
1413
00:48:34,992 --> 00:48:38,119
FEW DAYS.
1414
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:42,206
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1415
00:48:42,207 --> 00:48:44,334
YOU COULD SAY NO.
1416
00:48:49,339 --> 00:48:51,425
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ]
1417
00:48:53,759 --> 00:48:55,344
WHO TOLD YOU TO CHANGE
1418
00:48:55,345 --> 00:48:56,095
PARTNERS?
1419
00:48:56,096 --> 00:48:58,054
ALEX, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH
1420
00:48:58,055 --> 00:48:59,724
STEVE, MIKE WITH KIMBERLY.
1421
00:48:59,725 --> 00:49:01,017
AND NO HEAD ON CHEST.
1422
00:49:01,018 --> 00:49:02,852
BUT SHE ASKED MY PERMISSION.
1423
00:49:02,853 --> 00:49:04,894
YOU COULD SAY NO.
1424
00:49:04,895 --> 00:49:06,563
WHY WOULD I?
1425
00:49:06,564 --> 00:49:07,857
I LOVE HER.
1426
00:49:07,858 --> 00:49:10,067
[ LAUGHTER ]
1427
00:49:22,122 --> 00:49:24,416
[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ]
1428
00:49:36,636 --> 00:49:38,929
[ RINGTONE PLAYING ]
1429
00:49:48,190 --> 00:49:49,899
HEY, BABE.
1430
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:50,900
HI! WHAT'S GOING ON?
1431
00:49:50,901 --> 00:49:51,858
IT'S SCOTT AND DYLAN.
1432
00:49:51,859 --> 00:49:53,152
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU.
1433
00:49:53,153 --> 00:49:54,819
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
1434
00:49:54,820 --> 00:49:56,197
OH. YEAH.
1435
00:49:56,198 --> 00:49:57,323
I'M GOOD.
1436
00:49:57,324 --> 00:49:58,615
EVERYTHING'S GOOD HERE.
1437
00:49:58,616 --> 00:50:01,868
JUST, UH... WORKING ON THE DEAL.
1438
00:50:01,869 --> 00:50:03,119
YOU SOUND AWFUL.
1439
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,871
ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP?
1440
00:50:04,872 --> 00:50:06,332
NOT REALLY.
1441
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,085
UH, WHEELIN' AND DEALIN' IS...
1442
00:50:09,086 --> 00:50:10,710
IT IS HARD WORK.
1443
00:50:10,711 --> 00:50:12,463
OKAY. WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'.
1444
00:50:12,464 --> 00:50:13,422
LISTEN -I GOT A COUPLE
1445
00:50:13,423 --> 00:50:14,589
QUESTIONS, MAN, I WANTED TO GO
1446
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:15,549
OVER WITH YOU BEFORE THE
1447
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:15,965
MEETING.
1448
00:50:15,967 --> 00:50:17,258
WHAT TIME IS THE MEETING?
1449
00:50:17,259 --> 00:50:19,512
IT'S FINISHED.
1450
00:50:19,513 --> 00:50:21,137
DAMN IT!
1451
00:50:21,138 --> 00:50:22,389
MIKE, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME
1452
00:50:22,390 --> 00:50:23,640
BEFORE YOU SCREWED EVERYTHING
1453
00:50:23,641 --> 00:50:24,140
UP, MAN?
1454
00:50:24,141 --> 00:50:27,353
DUDE, CHILL OUT, OKAY?
1455
00:50:27,354 --> 00:50:28,770
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
1456
00:50:28,771 --> 00:50:29,563
I NAILED IT.
1457
00:50:29,564 --> 00:50:30,730
GUESS WHAT -WE GOT
1458
00:50:30,731 --> 00:50:32,857
50 BRANCHES.
1459
00:50:32,858 --> 00:50:36,277
WE GOT 50 BRANCHES?
1460
00:50:36,278 --> 00:50:38,279
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE CATCH,
1461
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:38,863
MIKE?
1462
00:50:38,864 --> 00:50:39,949
NO CATCH.
1463
00:50:39,950 --> 00:50:42,076
I JUST GOT TO STAY HERE FOR A
1464
00:50:42,077 --> 00:50:44,203
COUPLE MORE DAYS AND FINALIZE
1465
00:50:44,204 --> 00:50:46,205
THE DETAILS.
1466
00:50:46,206 --> 00:50:47,414
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
1467
00:50:47,415 --> 00:50:48,207
THAT'S FANTA...
1468
00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:49,749
HOW DID YOU TALK HER INTO THAT?
1469
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:50,875
I WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT
1470
00:50:50,876 --> 00:50:51,751
THAT WHEN I GET BACK.
1471
00:50:51,752 --> 00:50:52,627
WHEN ARE YOU BACK?
1472
00:50:52,628 --> 00:50:53,753
WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?
1473
00:50:53,754 --> 00:50:56,881
I MISS YOU.
1474
00:50:56,882 --> 00:50:58,633
OKAY, YEAH, I MISS YOU, TOO.
1475
00:50:58,634 --> 00:50:59,676
UM, I GOT TO GO.
1476
00:50:59,677 --> 00:51:00,845
THERE IS A MEETING.
1477
00:51:00,846 --> 00:51:02,012
IT IS URGENT, OKAY?
1478
00:51:02,013 --> 00:51:03,888
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
1479
00:51:03,889 --> 00:51:04,515
BYE.
1480
00:51:04,516 --> 00:51:06,100
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
1481
00:51:06,101 --> 00:51:07,101
CHEERS.
1482
00:51:07,102 --> 00:51:08,059
CHEERS.
1483
00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:10,229
WE DID IT.
1484
00:51:10,230 --> 00:51:11,981
GOOD MORNING, LAZY BUM.
1485
00:51:11,982 --> 00:51:12,897
MORNING.
1486
00:51:12,898 --> 00:51:14,065
WHO WAS THAT?
1487
00:51:14,066 --> 00:51:14,859
THE WIFE?
1488
00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:16,861
NO.
1489
00:51:16,862 --> 00:51:21,115
YEAH. IT -IT WAS, AND SCOTTY.
1490
00:51:21,116 --> 00:51:21,991
COME ON.
1491
00:51:21,992 --> 00:51:23,700
LET'S BEAT EVERYONE TO THE
1492
00:51:23,701 --> 00:51:24,285
LINKS.
1493
00:51:24,286 --> 00:51:25,910
I'M NOT EXACTLY A MATCH FOR
1494
00:51:25,911 --> 00:51:29,330
YOU.
1495
00:51:29,332 --> 00:51:33,668
I MEAN, I'M A BEGINNER AT THIS.
1496
00:51:33,669 --> 00:51:35,129
REMEMBER WHEN YOU TAUGHT ME
1497
00:51:35,130 --> 00:51:35,837
HOW TO DANCE?
1498
00:51:35,838 --> 00:51:37,173
I USED TO TRIP ALL OVER THE
1499
00:51:37,174 --> 00:51:37,922
FLOOR?
1500
00:51:37,923 --> 00:51:40,050
WELL, IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
1501
00:51:40,051 --> 00:51:42,428
COME ON. GO -GET DRESSED.
1502
00:51:42,429 --> 00:51:46,848
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
1503
00:51:46,849 --> 00:51:48,808
♪ I DIDN'T SEE IT ♪
1504
00:51:48,809 --> 00:51:52,521
♪ I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING ♪
1505
00:51:52,522 --> 00:51:54,856
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ♪
1506
00:51:54,857 --> 00:51:58,109
♪ IT'S REALLY STUNNING ♪
1507
00:51:58,110 --> 00:52:00,529
♪ AND NOW I FEEL SO STRONG ♪
1508
00:52:00,530 --> 00:52:03,948
♪ IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG ♪
1509
00:52:03,949 --> 00:52:05,992
♪ I JUST REMEMBER THAT I FORGOT
1510
00:52:05,993 --> 00:52:06,785
ABOUT YOU ♪
1511
00:52:06,786 --> 00:52:08,579
♪ I JUST REMEMBER THAT I FORGOT
1512
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:14,168
ABOUT YOU ♪
1513
00:52:14,169 --> 00:52:16,587
♪ OH, THIS FEELIN' ♪
1514
00:52:16,588 --> 00:52:19,881
♪ I'VE BEEN REDISCOVERED ♪
1515
00:52:19,882 --> 00:52:21,841
♪ IT'S GOT ME BREATHIN' ♪
1516
00:52:21,842 --> 00:52:24,803
♪ LIKE A TEENAGE LOVER ♪
1517
00:52:24,804 --> 00:52:27,806
♪ AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT ♪
1518
00:52:27,807 --> 00:52:29,225
♪ BETTER HOLD ON,
1519
00:52:29,226 --> 00:52:31,477
HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
1520
00:52:31,478 --> 00:52:33,229
♪ I JUST REMEMBER THAT I FORGOT
1521
00:52:33,230 --> 00:52:34,063
ABOUT YOU ♪
1522
00:52:34,064 --> 00:52:35,648
♪ I JUST REMEMBERED ♪
1523
00:52:35,649 --> 00:52:37,650
♪ OH, YOU'D COME BACK TO ME ♪
1524
00:52:37,651 --> 00:52:38,651
LET'S GO DRINK.
1525
00:52:38,652 --> 00:52:39,401
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1526
00:52:39,402 --> 00:52:41,195
WHOO!
1527
00:52:41,196 --> 00:52:42,697
WHOO!
1528
00:52:42,698 --> 00:52:43,572
COME ON!
1529
00:52:43,573 --> 00:52:45,366
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
1530
00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:46,991
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
1531
00:52:46,993 --> 00:52:50,496
THAT'S ONE. THAT'S ONE!
1532
00:52:50,497 --> 00:52:52,957
YEAH!
1533
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:54,791
LET'S GO! COME ON!
1534
00:52:54,792 --> 00:52:56,377
THREE.
1535
00:52:56,378 --> 00:52:57,670
COME ON! YOU GOT IT!
1536
00:52:57,671 --> 00:52:59,088
YEAH!
1537
00:52:59,089 --> 00:53:02,091
WHOO!
1538
00:53:02,092 --> 00:53:06,136
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
1539
00:53:06,137 --> 00:53:08,054
OH! IN YOUR FACE!
1540
00:53:08,055 --> 00:53:09,014
COME ON. YOU READY?
1541
00:53:09,015 --> 00:53:09,640
HERE WE GO.
1542
00:53:09,641 --> 00:53:12,058
WHOO!
1543
00:53:12,059 --> 00:53:12,476
WHOO!
1544
00:53:12,477 --> 00:53:13,059
[ LAUGHS ]
1545
00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:13,768
WHOO!
1546
00:53:13,769 --> 00:53:15,521
COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!
1547
00:53:15,522 --> 00:53:16,896
COME ON, BABY!
1548
00:53:16,897 --> 00:53:18,898
AAH! TWO!
1549
00:53:18,899 --> 00:53:22,403
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
1550
00:53:22,404 --> 00:53:23,279
WHOO!
1551
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,363
AAH!
1552
00:53:24,364 --> 00:53:26,072
ONE MORE! ONE MORE!
1553
00:53:26,073 --> 00:53:29,576
AAAAAAAH!
1554
00:53:29,577 --> 00:53:31,453
AAH!
1555
00:53:31,454 --> 00:53:33,497
BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR!
1556
00:53:33,498 --> 00:53:35,708
HERE WE GO! AAH!
1557
00:53:35,709 --> 00:53:38,252
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1558
00:53:38,253 --> 00:53:41,714
WHOO!
1559
00:53:41,715 --> 00:53:44,049
YEAH!
1560
00:53:44,050 --> 00:53:45,384
ONE MORE! ONE MORE!
1561
00:53:45,385 --> 00:53:47,511
ONE MORE! ONE MORE!
1562
00:53:47,512 --> 00:53:50,681
All: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,
1563
00:53:50,682 --> 00:53:52,516
GO, GO, GO, GO!
1564
00:53:52,517 --> 00:53:53,267
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1565
00:53:53,268 --> 00:53:54,476
♪ I JUST REMEMBER THAT I
1566
00:53:54,477 --> 00:53:58,439
FORGET ABOUT YOU ♪
1567
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,482
♪ I JUST REMEMBER THAT I FORGOT
1568
00:54:00,483 --> 00:54:04,069
ABOUT YOU ♪
1569
00:54:04,070 --> 00:54:05,904
♪ I JUST REMEMBER THAT I FORGOT
1570
00:54:05,905 --> 00:54:09,325
ABOUT YOU ♪
1571
00:54:09,326 --> 00:54:11,327
♪ I JUST REMEMBER THAT I FORGOT
1572
00:54:11,328 --> 00:54:12,035
ABOUT YOU ♪
1573
00:54:12,036 --> 00:54:13,870
WELL, IF YOUR FLIGHT WAS AT
1574
00:54:13,871 --> 00:54:15,830
3:00, I COULD'VE DROPPED YOU OFF
1575
00:54:15,831 --> 00:54:17,123
AT THE AIRPORT.
1576
00:54:17,124 --> 00:54:18,625
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1577
00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:19,668
YOU GOT TO RUN.
1578
00:54:19,669 --> 00:54:21,337
TOURNAMENT'S ABOUT TO START.
1579
00:54:21,338 --> 00:54:23,714
IF YOU WAIT UNTIL MONDAY, WE
1580
00:54:23,715 --> 00:54:25,256
COULD GO TOGETHER.
1581
00:54:25,257 --> 00:54:26,424
I HAVE TO REPORT BACK TO MY
1582
00:54:26,425 --> 00:54:29,511
BOSS BEFORE I GET FIRED.
1583
00:54:29,512 --> 00:54:33,349
I UNDERSTAND.
1584
00:54:33,350 --> 00:54:35,351
I REALLY ENJOYED OUR TIME
1585
00:54:35,352 --> 00:54:36,309
TOGETHER.
1586
00:54:36,310 --> 00:54:38,103
ME TOO.
1587
00:54:38,104 --> 00:54:40,357
I'LL SEE YOU IN L.A.?
1588
00:54:47,279 --> 00:54:53,451
MWAH.
1589
00:54:53,452 --> 00:54:55,747
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1590
00:55:07,341 --> 00:55:08,883
DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
1591
00:55:08,884 --> 00:55:10,260
NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
1592
00:55:10,261 --> 00:55:11,678
DID YOU GET THE L.O.I.
1593
00:55:11,679 --> 00:55:12,220
SIGNED?
1594
00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,013
NOT YET.
1595
00:55:13,014 --> 00:55:14,765
BRO, YOU KNOW HOW IFFY THESE
1596
00:55:14,766 --> 00:55:15,641
DEALS CAN BE.
1597
00:55:15,642 --> 00:55:17,393
YOU SAID YOU HAD IT IN THE BAG.
1598
00:55:17,394 --> 00:55:18,727
DUDE, RELAX.
1599
00:55:18,728 --> 00:55:20,521
THE DEAL IS LOCKED IN.
1600
00:55:20,522 --> 00:55:24,107
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
1601
00:55:24,108 --> 00:55:26,360
I FOUND A SHORTCUT.
1602
00:55:29,196 --> 00:55:31,614
YOU KNOW THEIR C.E.O.,
1603
00:55:31,615 --> 00:55:33,033
ALEX BIRCH?
1604
00:55:33,034 --> 00:55:35,076
HER MAIDEN NAME IS
1605
00:55:35,077 --> 00:55:37,995
ALEX ROVERSON.
1606
00:55:37,996 --> 00:55:39,832
ALEX...
1607
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:41,875
ALEX ROVERSON?
1608
00:55:41,876 --> 00:55:43,626
THE PROM QUEEN WHO WENT MISSING
1609
00:55:43,628 --> 00:55:44,545
ALEX ROVERSON?
1610
00:55:44,546 --> 00:55:46,296
MM-HMM.
1611
00:55:46,297 --> 00:55:48,048
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
1612
00:55:48,049 --> 00:55:49,716
SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THE
1613
00:55:49,717 --> 00:55:51,051
L.O.I. SIGNED AGAIN?
1614
00:55:51,052 --> 00:55:52,009
ALEX IS COMING TO THE
1615
00:55:52,010 --> 00:55:52,927
RESTAURANT ON FRIDAY.
1616
00:55:52,928 --> 00:55:54,137
I THOUGHT IT'D BE MORE OFFICIAL
1617
00:55:54,138 --> 00:55:54,596
THAT WAY.
1618
00:55:54,597 --> 00:55:55,848
HMM.
1619
00:55:55,849 --> 00:55:57,433
SO, IF YOU WEREN'T THERE CLOSING
1620
00:55:57,434 --> 00:55:58,851
THE DEAL, WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1621
00:55:58,852 --> 00:55:59,976
THERE THE WHOLE TIME?
1622
00:55:59,977 --> 00:56:00,518
HMM?
1623
00:56:00,519 --> 00:56:02,563
WE WERE JUST CATCHING UP ON
1624
00:56:02,564 --> 00:56:04,397
THINGS, YOU KNOW, DOING THE
1625
00:56:04,398 --> 00:56:06,149
WHOLE P.R. GAME WITH HER,
1626
00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:07,860
TELLING HER WHAT A GREAT
1627
00:56:07,861 --> 00:56:11,279
FRANCHISE LIPNICK'S IS GONNA BE.
1628
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,239
FIVE DAYS IS A LONG TIME TO
1629
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:13,782
TALK.
1630
00:56:13,783 --> 00:56:15,658
DID SHE TELL YOU WHY SHE WENT
1631
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:17,619
MISSING PROM NIGHT?
1632
00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:19,537
OH. OKAY.
1633
00:56:19,538 --> 00:56:23,040
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1634
00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:26,336
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1635
00:56:26,337 --> 00:56:28,045
RICK.
1636
00:56:28,046 --> 00:56:29,715
YEAH, LOOK, CAN YOU SET UP THE
1637
00:56:29,716 --> 00:56:31,341
BACKUP MEETINGS FOR FRESCO AND
1638
00:56:31,342 --> 00:56:32,384
K.C. AND COMPANY?
1639
00:56:32,385 --> 00:56:35,303
REALLY?
1640
00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:37,054
YEAH.
1641
00:56:37,055 --> 00:56:40,183
OKAY, THANKS, MAN.
1642
00:56:40,184 --> 00:56:41,058
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1643
00:56:41,059 --> 00:56:42,143
YEAH, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME
1644
00:56:42,144 --> 00:56:43,311
TALKING, TOO, MYSELF, ALL RIGHT?
1645
00:56:43,312 --> 00:56:44,061
JUST IN CASE.
1646
00:56:44,062 --> 00:56:45,230
DUDE, WE HAVE A DEAL.
1647
00:56:45,231 --> 00:56:46,398
I DON'T WANT A DEAL.
1648
00:56:46,399 --> 00:56:47,858
I DON'T EVEN THINK WE SHOULD BE
1649
00:56:47,859 --> 00:56:49,317
DOING BUSINESS WITH HER IN THE
1650
00:56:49,318 --> 00:56:50,402
FIRST PLACE.
1651
00:56:50,403 --> 00:56:52,654
SCOTTY, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
1652
00:56:52,655 --> 00:56:53,655
YEAH, YEAH.
1653
00:56:53,656 --> 00:56:54,698
I'M THE IDIOT.
1654
00:56:54,699 --> 00:56:57,451
YOU'RE THE OPTIMIST. I FORGOT.
1655
00:57:09,714 --> 00:57:11,339
SHIT.
1656
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:14,050
DOES ALEX REALLY LIVE THERE?
1657
00:57:14,051 --> 00:57:16,469
DUDE, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T
1658
00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:18,555
DARE GO ANYWHERE NEAR HER.
1659
00:57:18,556 --> 00:57:19,765
YEAH, MIKE, I THINK YOU
1660
00:57:19,766 --> 00:57:20,933
SHOULD REALLY RECONSIDER
1661
00:57:20,934 --> 00:57:21,474
KIMBERLY.
1662
00:57:21,475 --> 00:57:22,809
DUDE, SHE PROBABLY THINKS
1663
00:57:22,810 --> 00:57:24,227
YOU'RE SOME MILLIONAIRE'S SON
1664
00:57:24,228 --> 00:57:25,478
WITH ALL THOSE BOSS SHIRTS
1665
00:57:25,479 --> 00:57:26,730
YOU'VE BEEN BORROWING FROM
1666
00:57:26,731 --> 00:57:27,188
SCOTT.
1667
00:57:27,189 --> 00:57:28,314
THOSE BOSS SHIRTS THAT I'VE BEEN
1668
00:57:28,316 --> 00:57:29,399
BORROWING FROM SCOTT DON'T EVEN
1669
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,233
MAKE SCOTT LOOK LIKE A
1670
00:57:30,234 --> 00:57:30,943
MILLIONAIRE, DUDE.
1671
00:57:30,944 --> 00:57:32,193
YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS.
1672
00:57:32,194 --> 00:57:33,486
I'M AN OPTIMIST, ALL RIGHT?
1673
00:57:33,487 --> 00:57:34,905
I LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF
1674
00:57:34,906 --> 00:57:36,197
THINGS.
1675
00:57:36,198 --> 00:57:37,282
OKAY?
1676
00:57:37,283 --> 00:57:38,951
BYE-BYE.
1677
00:57:38,952 --> 00:57:40,702
YOU WANT US TO WAIT?
1678
00:57:40,703 --> 00:57:41,369
NO.
1679
00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:44,289
ALEX SAID WE'LL TAKE HER LIMO.
1680
00:57:44,290 --> 00:57:48,710
[ LAUGHS ]
1681
00:57:48,711 --> 00:57:50,754
OKAY. LET'S GO.
1682
00:57:50,755 --> 00:57:53,131
NO, WAIT A SEC.
1683
00:58:06,354 --> 00:58:07,896
I'M HERE TO PICK UP ALEX.
1684
00:58:07,897 --> 00:58:09,522
SHE'S EXPECTING ME.
1685
00:58:09,523 --> 00:58:13,150
TUX, CORSAGE, PROM DATE.
1686
00:58:13,151 --> 00:58:14,361
YOU'RE MISTAKEN, YOUNG MAN.
1687
00:58:14,362 --> 00:58:15,403
MISS ALEX HAS LEFT FOR THE
1688
00:58:15,404 --> 00:58:15,862
WEEKEND.
1689
00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:17,197
HO-HO.
1690
00:58:17,198 --> 00:58:18,740
COME ON, BIG GUY.
1691
00:58:18,741 --> 00:58:21,158
NO, WE, UH -WE HAVE A DATE.
1692
00:58:21,159 --> 00:58:22,452
SIR, I MEAN, IT'S PROM.
1693
00:58:22,453 --> 00:58:23,870
SHE -SHE CAN'T BE GONE.
1694
00:58:23,871 --> 00:58:24,746
SHE HAS TO BE HERE.
1695
00:58:24,747 --> 00:58:26,122
SO CAN YOU CALL HER DOWN HERE SO
1696
00:58:26,123 --> 00:58:26,957
I CAN TALK TO HER?
1697
00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:28,333
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'VE
1698
00:58:28,334 --> 00:58:29,042
LIED TO YOU?
1699
00:58:29,043 --> 00:58:29,961
NO. NO, NO, NO.
1700
00:58:29,962 --> 00:58:31,168
JUST -JUST THAT THERE'S
1701
00:58:31,169 --> 00:58:32,588
APPARENTLY A MISUNDERSTANDING.
1702
00:58:32,589 --> 00:58:34,006
IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE THAT I CAN
1703
00:58:34,007 --> 00:58:35,256
TALK TO, LIKE HOW ABOUT THE
1704
00:58:35,257 --> 00:58:35,716
DRIVER?
1705
00:58:35,717 --> 00:58:37,092
I MEAN, HE MUST KNOW HER PLANS.
1706
00:58:37,093 --> 00:58:38,010
I'M THE LIMO DRIVER.
1707
00:58:38,011 --> 00:58:38,426
WHAT?
1708
00:58:38,427 --> 00:58:39,552
HOW DO YOU GUARD THE HOUSE AND
1709
00:58:39,553 --> 00:58:40,387
DRIVE AT THE SAME...
1710
00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:41,471
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
1711
00:58:41,472 --> 00:58:42,848
WHAT I DO.
1712
00:58:42,849 --> 00:58:44,391
NOW YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
1713
00:58:44,392 --> 00:58:46,476
YOU CAN DO THAT THE EASY OR THE
1714
00:58:46,477 --> 00:58:47,519
HARD WAY.
1715
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,480
I STRONGLY SUGGEST THE EASY WAY.
1716
00:58:50,481 --> 00:58:55,694
UP TO YOU.
1717
00:58:55,695 --> 00:58:57,864
[ GATE RATTLING ]
1718
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:09,499
[ FINGERS CLICK ]
1719
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,292
WHERE YOU GOING?
1720
00:59:11,294 --> 00:59:12,669
ALEX! ALEX!
1721
00:59:12,670 --> 00:59:13,420
ALEX!
1722
00:59:13,421 --> 00:59:15,130
GIVE HIM TO ME.
1723
00:59:15,131 --> 00:59:16,464
ALEX, COME OUTSIDE!
1724
00:59:16,465 --> 00:59:17,841
COME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!
1725
00:59:17,842 --> 00:59:19,259
I'M HERE TO PICK YOU UP!
1726
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:19,760
ALEX!
1727
00:59:19,761 --> 00:59:20,260
UNH!
1728
00:59:20,261 --> 00:59:21,970
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1729
00:59:21,971 --> 00:59:23,304
ALEX!
1730
00:59:23,306 --> 00:59:24,389
OW! AAH!
1731
00:59:24,390 --> 00:59:26,349
ALEX, COME OUTSIDE!
1732
00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:28,225
ALEX, I'M HERE TO PICK YOU UP!
1733
00:59:28,226 --> 00:59:29,602
I HAVE YOUR CORSAGE!
1734
00:59:29,603 --> 00:59:30,437
IT'S PURPLE!
1735
00:59:30,438 --> 00:59:31,563
IT MATCHES MY TIE!
1736
00:59:31,564 --> 00:59:34,399
ALEX!
1737
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:39,029
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
1738
00:59:39,030 --> 00:59:39,946
YOU OKAY?
1739
00:59:39,947 --> 00:59:42,199
YEAH.
1740
00:59:55,546 --> 00:59:56,338
NO! STOP!
1741
00:59:56,339 --> 00:59:57,672
WHAT?
1742
00:59:57,673 --> 00:59:58,965
SHIT.
1743
00:59:58,966 --> 01:00:00,800
SORRY, HONEY.
1744
01:00:00,801 --> 01:00:05,221
I WAS JUST HAVING A BAD DREAM.
1745
01:00:05,222 --> 01:00:06,263
HEY, WIFEY.
1746
01:00:06,264 --> 01:00:08,726
HI, HUBBY.
1747
01:00:10,895 --> 01:00:11,853
HI.
1748
01:00:11,854 --> 01:00:13,270
YOU'RE JET-LAGGED LIKE YOU
1749
01:00:13,271 --> 01:00:15,900
WENT TO EUROPE OR SOMETHING.
1750
01:00:19,362 --> 01:00:22,405
LOOK AT THAT PICTURE THERE.
1751
01:00:22,406 --> 01:00:23,656
DON'T WORRY.
1752
01:00:23,658 --> 01:00:25,950
ONE DAY, LIPNICK'S IS GONNA HAVE
1753
01:00:25,951 --> 01:00:27,576
ALL THE MAGAZINE ADS.
1754
01:00:27,577 --> 01:00:29,162
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
1755
01:00:29,163 --> 01:00:29,578
ONE.
1756
01:00:29,579 --> 01:00:32,415
THE ONE TO THE RIGHT OF IT.
1757
01:00:32,416 --> 01:00:33,541
THAT MAGAZINE WENT OUT OF
1758
01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:34,000
BUSINESS.
1759
01:00:34,001 --> 01:00:35,168
THEY'RE GONNA BE GONE WITHIN A
1760
01:00:35,169 --> 01:00:35,960
MONTH.
1761
01:00:35,962 --> 01:00:38,004
CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT
1762
01:00:38,005 --> 01:00:38,838
BUSINESS?
1763
01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:42,801
I'M TALKING ABOUT FAMILY.
1764
01:00:42,802 --> 01:00:43,885
OF COURSE.
1765
01:00:43,886 --> 01:00:46,012
I'M TALKING ABOUT FAMILY, TOO.
1766
01:00:46,013 --> 01:00:48,472
I AM TALKING ABOUT OUR
1767
01:00:48,473 --> 01:00:50,558
FAMILY'S... FUTURE.
1768
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:52,560
OH.
1769
01:00:52,561 --> 01:00:54,187
I WANT TO HAVE TWINS JUST LIKE
1770
01:00:54,188 --> 01:00:55,855
THAT -ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU
1771
01:00:55,856 --> 01:00:57,356
AND ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ME.
1772
01:00:57,357 --> 01:01:00,318
IDENTICAL TWINS ARE SO BORING.
1773
01:01:03,739 --> 01:01:07,366
I'M SORRY.
1774
01:01:07,367 --> 01:01:09,452
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1775
01:01:09,453 --> 01:01:11,370
I KIND OF WASTED YOUR MONEY,
1776
01:01:11,371 --> 01:01:12,038
I THINK.
1777
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:13,998
I DON'T THINK THERE'S GONNA BE A
1778
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:14,541
DEAL.
1779
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,126
BUT THERE ARE OTHER COMPANIES
1780
01:01:16,127 --> 01:01:17,169
WE'RE GONNA GO TO.
1781
01:01:17,170 --> 01:01:18,795
I KNOW A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE
1782
01:01:18,796 --> 01:01:19,713
WE CAN TALK TO.
1783
01:01:19,714 --> 01:01:21,131
RELAX.
1784
01:01:21,132 --> 01:01:23,425
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
1785
01:01:23,426 --> 01:01:25,802
LET'S JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE
1786
01:01:25,803 --> 01:01:27,930
HAVE.
1787
01:01:33,561 --> 01:01:36,188
MM.
1788
01:01:36,189 --> 01:01:37,480
I MISSED YOU.
1789
01:01:37,481 --> 01:01:38,397
YEAH?
1790
01:01:38,398 --> 01:01:40,817
YEAH.
1791
01:01:40,818 --> 01:01:42,194
HOW MUCH?
1792
01:01:42,195 --> 01:01:43,319
A LOT.
1793
01:01:43,321 --> 01:01:44,361
REALLY?
1794
01:01:44,362 --> 01:01:46,364
MM-HMM.
1795
01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:52,705
HEY.
1796
01:02:05,009 --> 01:02:06,009
EVENING, MADAM.
1797
01:02:06,010 --> 01:02:07,344
WELCOME TO LIPNICK'S.
1798
01:02:07,345 --> 01:02:08,302
TABLE FOR TWO?
1799
01:02:08,303 --> 01:02:09,303
JUST ONE.
1800
01:02:09,304 --> 01:02:11,431
COME WITH ME.
1801
01:02:14,434 --> 01:02:16,435
YOUR WAITRESS WILL BE RIGHT WITH
1802
01:02:16,436 --> 01:02:16,936
YOU.
1803
01:02:16,937 --> 01:02:18,605
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE DYLAN?
1804
01:02:18,606 --> 01:02:19,313
YEAH.
1805
01:02:19,314 --> 01:02:21,941
HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
1806
01:02:21,942 --> 01:02:24,903
ALEX -ALEX BIRCH.
1807
01:02:24,904 --> 01:02:25,737
OH. HI.
1808
01:02:25,738 --> 01:02:27,404
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
1809
01:02:27,405 --> 01:02:29,323
NICE TO MEET YOU, AS WELL.
1810
01:02:29,324 --> 01:02:30,324
HEY, ALEX.
1811
01:02:30,325 --> 01:02:30,992
HEY.
1812
01:02:30,993 --> 01:02:34,120
WOW. WHAT A SURPRISE.
1813
01:02:34,121 --> 01:02:36,122
UH, THIS IS -THIS IS MY WIFE,
1814
01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:36,748
DYLAN.
1815
01:02:36,749 --> 01:02:39,542
DYLAN, THIS IS, UH... ALEX BIRCH.
1816
01:02:39,543 --> 01:02:40,835
I GOT IT.
1817
01:02:40,836 --> 01:02:41,920
SHE'S THE C.E.O. OF
1818
01:02:41,921 --> 01:02:42,629
GIRTHAN'S...
1819
01:02:42,630 --> 01:02:44,089
I AM JUST AN OLD HIGH SCHOOL
1820
01:02:44,090 --> 01:02:44,713
CLASSMATE.
1821
01:02:44,714 --> 01:02:45,507
MM-HMM.
1822
01:02:45,508 --> 01:02:46,216
YEAH.
1823
01:02:46,217 --> 01:02:47,591
MIKE TOLD ME.
1824
01:02:47,592 --> 01:02:49,803
UM, PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF
1825
01:02:49,804 --> 01:02:51,554
COMFORTABLE, AND WELCOME.
1826
01:02:51,555 --> 01:02:53,723
THANK YOU.
1827
01:03:00,438 --> 01:03:05,068
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
1828
01:03:05,069 --> 01:03:06,778
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
1829
01:03:06,779 --> 01:03:08,321
WHY'D YOU GO TO FRESCO?
1830
01:03:08,322 --> 01:03:10,115
THEY'RE MY MAIN COMPETITORS.
1831
01:03:10,116 --> 01:03:12,741
UH, I -I TALKED TO, UM,
1832
01:03:12,742 --> 01:03:14,618
SOME OF THE -SOME OF THE...
1833
01:03:14,619 --> 01:03:16,579
SOME OF MY PARTNERS, AND, UM...
1834
01:03:16,580 --> 01:03:18,039
WELL, THEY WERE -THEY WERE
1835
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,249
AFRAID OF A CONFLICT OF
1836
01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:19,874
INTEREST.
1837
01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:23,336
MIKE, CUT THE BULLSHIT.
1838
01:03:23,337 --> 01:03:25,548
YOU DON'T TRUST ME, DO YOU?
1839
01:03:44,399 --> 01:03:46,151
WHAT'S THIS?
1840
01:03:46,152 --> 01:03:47,401
PROOF OF TRUST.
1841
01:03:47,402 --> 01:03:49,279
CASH IT ANYTIME YOU SEE A RED
1842
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:49,821
FLAG.
1843
01:03:49,822 --> 01:03:51,740
SO COME BY MY OFFICE, SIGN THE
1844
01:03:51,741 --> 01:03:53,532
CONTRACT, AND LET'S FINALIZE
1845
01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:55,745
THIS DEAL ONCE AND FOR ALL.
1846
01:04:13,471 --> 01:04:15,513
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1847
01:04:24,982 --> 01:04:26,191
WOULD YOU PUT THAT BACK IN
1848
01:04:26,192 --> 01:04:26,983
OUR POCKET, MIKE?
1849
01:04:26,984 --> 01:04:28,234
THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY.
1850
01:04:28,235 --> 01:04:29,611
BY THE WAY, I THINK I'M REALLY
1851
01:04:29,612 --> 01:04:30,694
STARTING TO LIKE ALEX.
1852
01:04:30,695 --> 01:04:32,113
YOU CAN'T GET A BETTER PROOF
1853
01:04:32,114 --> 01:04:33,281
OF TRUST THAN THAT CHECK.
1854
01:04:33,282 --> 01:04:34,698
OKAY. SO WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU
1855
01:04:34,699 --> 01:04:36,575
KNOW ABOUT THE DIVORCE?
1856
01:04:36,576 --> 01:04:37,869
NOTHING OTHER THAN THE FACT
1857
01:04:37,870 --> 01:04:39,204
THAT SHE JUST HAD A ROUGH TIME.
1858
01:04:39,205 --> 01:04:40,205
OKAY, WELL, I HEARD
1859
01:04:40,206 --> 01:04:41,498
DIFFERENTLY AT THE REUNION LAST
1860
01:04:41,499 --> 01:04:41,873
YEAR.
1861
01:04:41,874 --> 01:04:43,166
APPARENTLY, SHE DUMPED THE GUY
1862
01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,541
AFTER ONE YEAR AND ENDED UP WITH
1863
01:04:44,542 --> 01:04:45,293
MOST OF HIS MONEY.
1864
01:04:45,294 --> 01:04:46,002
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1865
01:04:46,003 --> 01:04:47,128
THAT'S PROBABLY JUST A LOT OF
1866
01:04:47,129 --> 01:04:47,962
PEOPLE TALKING SMACK.
1867
01:04:47,964 --> 01:04:49,339
YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
1868
01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:50,006
CARE, MIKE.
1869
01:04:50,007 --> 01:04:51,049
I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
1870
01:04:51,050 --> 01:04:52,509
IS THERE ANYTHING BETWEEN YOU
1871
01:04:52,510 --> 01:04:53,009
TWO?
1872
01:04:53,010 --> 01:04:54,803
DUDE, WE ALL WORKED HARD ON
1873
01:04:54,804 --> 01:04:55,345
THIS.
1874
01:04:55,346 --> 01:04:56,971
DAMN IT, SCOTT, ARE YOU NOT
1875
01:04:56,973 --> 01:04:58,597
SEEING THE FRICKIN' VALUE IN A
1876
01:04:58,598 --> 01:04:59,848
MILLION-DOLLAR CHECK?
1877
01:04:59,849 --> 01:05:00,767
ALL THOSE ZER...
1878
01:05:00,768 --> 01:05:01,976
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? REALLY?
1879
01:05:01,978 --> 01:05:02,811
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1880
01:05:02,812 --> 01:05:03,937
I'M NOT LETTING THIS COME
1881
01:05:03,938 --> 01:05:04,561
BETWEEN US.
1882
01:05:04,562 --> 01:05:05,897
I'M JUST RETURNING IT.
1883
01:05:05,898 --> 01:05:06,563
WHAT?
1884
01:05:06,564 --> 01:05:07,731
CAN YOU -CAN I...
1885
01:05:07,732 --> 01:05:10,193
JUST HOLD IT ONE LAST TIME?
1886
01:05:10,194 --> 01:05:10,902
HEY.
1887
01:05:10,903 --> 01:05:13,071
THERE WILL BE PLENTY TO HOLD IN
1888
01:05:13,072 --> 01:05:15,282
THE FUTURE, BUDDY.
1889
01:05:19,996 --> 01:05:22,081
FUCK!
1890
01:05:44,979 --> 01:05:46,146
YOU.
1891
01:05:46,147 --> 01:05:46,980
WHO ARE YOU, SIR?
1892
01:05:46,981 --> 01:05:47,771
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
1893
01:05:47,772 --> 01:05:49,399
YEAH, SO DO YOU.
1894
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,276
YOU REMIND ME OF SOME A-HOLE
1895
01:05:51,277 --> 01:05:53,318
BACK IN PUNKTON, KANSAS, WHEN I
1896
01:05:53,319 --> 01:05:54,154
WAS A KID.
1897
01:05:54,155 --> 01:05:56,031
OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU.
1898
01:05:56,032 --> 01:05:57,365
SORRY, KID.
1899
01:05:57,366 --> 01:05:58,824
I MEAN "SIR."
1900
01:05:58,825 --> 01:06:00,452
I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.
1901
01:06:00,453 --> 01:06:03,912
COME ON IN.
1902
01:06:03,913 --> 01:06:05,915
YOU STILL PISSED AT ME?
1903
01:06:10,587 --> 01:06:12,005
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN
1904
01:06:12,006 --> 01:06:13,338
4 INCHES SHORTER BACK THEN, I
1905
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:14,548
WOULD HAVE TAUGHT YOU SOME
1906
01:06:14,549 --> 01:06:16,633
MANNERS.
1907
01:06:16,634 --> 01:06:17,761
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS HOME THAT
1908
01:06:17,762 --> 01:06:21,473
NIGHT.
1909
01:06:21,474 --> 01:06:22,515
SHE LIED TO ME?
1910
01:06:22,516 --> 01:06:23,183
I LIED.
1911
01:06:23,184 --> 01:06:24,850
SHE CRIED IN HER ROOM FOR DAYS,
1912
01:06:24,851 --> 01:06:25,601
MAYBE WEEKS.
1913
01:06:25,602 --> 01:06:27,686
BABY GIRL WAS IN SOME MAJOR
1914
01:06:27,687 --> 01:06:28,313
PAIN.
1915
01:06:28,314 --> 01:06:29,354
SEEMS BOSS MAN HAD SOME SORT OF
1916
01:06:29,356 --> 01:06:30,273
STICK UP HIS ASS ABOUT YOUR
1917
01:06:30,274 --> 01:06:33,777
FAMILY BEING TOO -TOO COMMON.
1918
01:06:33,778 --> 01:06:34,943
SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO RECEIVE
1919
01:06:34,944 --> 01:06:36,236
GREETINGS ON HER BIRTHDAY THESE
1920
01:06:36,237 --> 01:06:36,612
DAYS.
1921
01:06:36,613 --> 01:06:37,530
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1922
01:06:37,531 --> 01:06:38,822
TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY?
1923
01:06:38,823 --> 01:06:40,033
YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
1924
01:06:40,034 --> 01:06:41,366
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?
1925
01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:43,286
SHIT.
1926
01:06:43,287 --> 01:06:45,456
I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT A GIFT.
1927
01:06:58,635 --> 01:07:00,553
HOLY SHIT.
1928
01:07:00,554 --> 01:07:02,514
I KNOW.
1929
01:07:02,515 --> 01:07:04,640
WHO ELSE LIVES HERE WITH HER?
1930
01:07:04,641 --> 01:07:05,641
JUST HER.
1931
01:07:05,642 --> 01:07:07,852
THIS WAY.
1932
01:07:15,735 --> 01:07:19,239
NO HARD FEELINGS, SIR?
1933
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,367
CARRY ON.
1934
01:07:27,789 --> 01:07:31,251
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ]
1935
01:07:31,252 --> 01:07:32,668
HI.
1936
01:07:32,669 --> 01:07:34,754
[ INDISTINCT SINGING ]
1937
01:07:40,511 --> 01:07:43,096
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
1938
01:07:43,097 --> 01:07:43,847
THANKS.
1939
01:07:43,848 --> 01:07:45,557
WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN TO
1940
01:07:45,558 --> 01:07:46,349
LIPNICK'S?
1941
01:07:46,350 --> 01:07:48,101
WE'LL MAKE YOU A NICE BIRTHDAY
1942
01:07:48,102 --> 01:07:51,812
MEAL.
1943
01:07:51,813 --> 01:07:54,607
I WANT TO BE ALONE, MIKE.
1944
01:07:54,608 --> 01:07:56,942
I THINK I DESERVE THAT.
1945
01:07:56,943 --> 01:07:57,693
OH, COME ON.
1946
01:07:57,694 --> 01:08:01,947
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
1947
01:08:01,948 --> 01:08:05,701
CAN YOU...
1948
01:08:05,702 --> 01:08:09,204
NEVER MIND.
1949
01:08:09,205 --> 01:08:10,789
WHAT?
1950
01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:14,878
CAN YOU SPARE, LIKE, THREE
1951
01:08:14,879 --> 01:08:17,046
HOURS FOR ME?
1952
01:08:17,047 --> 01:08:19,757
NO ONE ELSE?
1953
01:08:19,758 --> 01:08:21,886
I PROMISE -NO BUSINESS.
1954
01:08:28,309 --> 01:08:30,726
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
1955
01:08:30,727 --> 01:08:33,521
OKAY.
1956
01:08:33,522 --> 01:08:35,608
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
1957
01:09:04,470 --> 01:09:07,721
CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
1958
01:09:07,722 --> 01:09:09,224
NOW CAN YOU HEAR ME?
1959
01:09:09,225 --> 01:09:10,391
YES, I CAN.
1960
01:09:10,392 --> 01:09:12,561
[ CHUCKLES ]
1961
01:10:05,030 --> 01:10:10,618
HOLY COW!
1962
01:10:10,619 --> 01:10:13,036
WOW.
1963
01:10:13,038 --> 01:10:14,872
THIS WAS YOUR HUSBAND'S?
1964
01:10:14,873 --> 01:10:16,708
NO. IT WAS MY FAMILY'S.
1965
01:10:16,709 --> 01:10:18,792
BUT IT'S MINE NOW THAT MY DAD'S
1966
01:10:18,793 --> 01:10:19,793
PASSED AWAY.
1967
01:10:19,794 --> 01:10:22,796
WOW.
1968
01:10:22,797 --> 01:10:23,964
ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME
1969
01:10:23,965 --> 01:10:25,383
CLOTHES FOR YOU, IF YOU WANT TO
1970
01:10:25,384 --> 01:10:25,841
CHANGE.
1971
01:10:25,842 --> 01:10:26,592
[ CHUCKLES ]
1972
01:10:26,593 --> 01:10:27,677
RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
1973
01:10:27,678 --> 01:10:29,596
[ CHUCKLES ]
1974
01:10:46,572 --> 01:10:48,574
HI.
1975
01:10:53,329 --> 01:10:54,119
HERE YOU GO.
1976
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:55,538
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO
1977
01:10:55,539 --> 01:10:56,581
FOR YOU, MS. ROVERSON?
1978
01:10:56,582 --> 01:10:57,749
NO, THANK YOU.
1979
01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,625
YOU CAN GO HOME FOR THE REST OF
1980
01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:02,836
THE NIGHT.
1981
01:11:02,837 --> 01:11:04,630
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
1982
01:11:04,631 --> 01:11:06,925
THANKS.
1983
01:11:10,845 --> 01:11:12,764
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A MOVIE
1984
01:11:12,765 --> 01:11:14,766
THEATER INSIDE, AND I HAVE
1985
01:11:14,767 --> 01:11:17,142
"SUPERMAN" ALL CUED UP AND READY
1986
01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:18,603
TO GO.
1987
01:11:18,604 --> 01:11:21,564
"SUPERMAN" -WOW.
1988
01:11:21,565 --> 01:11:24,942
THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
1989
01:11:24,943 --> 01:11:27,986
I KNOW.
1990
01:11:27,987 --> 01:11:30,155
YOU WATCHED IT TWO TIMES IN A
1991
01:11:30,156 --> 01:11:30,740
ROW.
1992
01:11:30,741 --> 01:11:34,619
AT THE DRIVE-IN.
1993
01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:37,162
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
1994
01:11:37,163 --> 01:11:39,206
I WAS THERE...
1995
01:11:39,207 --> 01:11:41,376
IN THE LAST ROW...
1996
01:11:41,377 --> 01:11:44,086
WATCHING YOU.
1997
01:11:44,087 --> 01:11:46,255
I CAME THERE BECAUSE I WANTED TO
1998
01:11:46,256 --> 01:11:48,215
SAY GOODBYE, AND I WANTED TO
1999
01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:50,092
APOLOGIZE, BUT...
2000
01:11:50,093 --> 01:11:52,094
I WASN'T ALLOWED TO.
2001
01:11:52,095 --> 01:11:53,887
I TRIED EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BOOK
2002
01:11:53,888 --> 01:11:55,472
TO SNEAK OUT OF THAT CAR AND
2003
01:11:55,473 --> 01:11:57,057
COME SEE YOU, BUT THE DRIVER
2004
01:11:57,058 --> 01:11:58,976
WOULDN'T LET ME.
2005
01:11:58,977 --> 01:12:01,354
MY DAD'S ORDERS.
2006
01:12:08,986 --> 01:12:11,155
TO SUPERMAN.
2007
01:12:11,156 --> 01:12:12,364
TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE
2008
01:12:12,365 --> 01:12:13,073
AMERICAN WAY.
2009
01:12:13,074 --> 01:12:15,325
[ CHUCKLES ]
2010
01:12:15,326 --> 01:12:17,286
YOU REMEMBER THAT SCENE WHEN
2011
01:12:17,287 --> 01:12:19,204
HE'S ABLE TO SPIN THE EARTH
2012
01:12:19,205 --> 01:12:21,206
BACKWARDS?
2013
01:12:21,207 --> 01:12:23,125
YEAH.
2014
01:12:23,126 --> 01:12:24,794
SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD SPIN
2015
01:12:24,795 --> 01:12:26,421
THE WORLD BACK 13 YEARS, YOU
2016
01:12:26,422 --> 01:12:29,965
KNOW?
2017
01:12:29,966 --> 01:12:32,093
ME TOO.
2018
01:12:37,014 --> 01:12:39,059
I -I CAN'T.
2019
01:12:42,645 --> 01:12:47,149
I UNDERSTAND.
2020
01:12:47,150 --> 01:12:49,527
I CAN'T, BUT...
2021
01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:20,391
SO, YOU GONNA TELL ME WHERE
2022
01:13:20,392 --> 01:13:21,642
YOU DISAPPEARED TO LAST NIGHT?
2023
01:13:21,643 --> 01:13:23,728
OH, UM...
2024
01:13:23,729 --> 01:13:24,937
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU.
2025
01:13:24,938 --> 01:13:26,271
I WENT TO ALEX'S OFFICE.
2026
01:13:26,272 --> 01:13:27,857
YEAH, SCOTT TOLD ME, BUT I
2027
01:13:27,858 --> 01:13:29,274
THOUGHT THAT WAS YESTERDAY
2028
01:13:29,275 --> 01:13:29,983
AFTERNOON.
2029
01:13:29,984 --> 01:13:30,692
YEAH.
2030
01:13:30,694 --> 01:13:32,027
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
2031
01:13:32,028 --> 01:13:33,821
YESTERDAY WAS HER BIRTHDAY, AND
2032
01:13:33,822 --> 01:13:34,988
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
2033
01:13:34,989 --> 01:13:36,866
YEAH, THEY HAD A BIG BEACH PARTY
2034
01:13:36,867 --> 01:13:38,450
FOR HER OUT AT HER HOUSE IN
2035
01:13:38,451 --> 01:13:39,034
MALIBU.
2036
01:13:39,035 --> 01:13:41,203
I COULDN'T SAY NO.
2037
01:13:41,204 --> 01:13:42,788
I WAS GONNA CALL YOU, BUT...
2038
01:13:42,789 --> 01:13:43,915
OH, THAT'S FINE.
2039
01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:45,500
JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DRINK
2040
01:13:45,501 --> 01:13:46,959
AND DRIVE.
2041
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,212
JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
2042
01:13:56,011 --> 01:13:57,469
WE HAD A VERY GOOD MEETING
2043
01:13:57,470 --> 01:13:58,220
WITH FRESCO.
2044
01:13:58,221 --> 01:13:59,722
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE WAY I SEE
2045
01:13:59,723 --> 01:14:01,891
IT?
2046
01:14:01,892 --> 01:14:03,308
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, FRESCO MADE A
2047
01:14:03,309 --> 01:14:04,685
VALID POINT -WE SHOULD START
2048
01:14:04,686 --> 01:14:05,645
WITH FIVE BRANCHES.
2049
01:14:05,646 --> 01:14:07,020
THAT WAY, WE ALL GET TO BED ON
2050
01:14:07,022 --> 01:14:08,439
TIME, WE STILL REACH OUR GOAL.
2051
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,315
JESUS, GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU,
2052
01:14:10,316 --> 01:14:10,733
80?
2053
01:14:10,734 --> 01:14:12,108
WE NEED TO ENTER THIS THING WITH
2054
01:14:12,109 --> 01:14:12,735
A BIG BANG.
2055
01:14:12,736 --> 01:14:13,986
CAN'T LEAVE ROOM FOR LOTS OF
2056
01:14:13,987 --> 01:14:15,111
LITTLE COPYCAT'S TO START
2057
01:14:15,112 --> 01:14:15,696
POPPING UP.
2058
01:14:15,697 --> 01:14:17,072
YEAH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
2059
01:14:17,073 --> 01:14:18,323
WE TOOK THAT MEETING TODAY.
2060
01:14:18,324 --> 01:14:19,784
I MEAN, WE HAVE A BETTER DEAL AT
2061
01:14:19,785 --> 01:14:20,993
GIRTHAN'S.
2062
01:14:20,994 --> 01:14:23,163
THANK YOU.
2063
01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:28,500
DID YOU FUCK HER?
2064
01:14:28,501 --> 01:14:29,460
SCOTTY.
2065
01:14:29,461 --> 01:14:31,253
JUST CHECKING.
2066
01:14:31,254 --> 01:14:32,128
HA!
2067
01:14:32,129 --> 01:14:32,629
AH.
2068
01:14:32,630 --> 01:14:34,674
RICK, COULD YOU GIVE US A
2069
01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:35,424
MINUTE?
2070
01:14:35,425 --> 01:14:37,384
COULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE,
2071
01:14:37,385 --> 01:14:40,721
PLEASE?
2072
01:14:40,722 --> 01:14:44,183
GOT IT.
2073
01:14:44,184 --> 01:14:45,434
OKAY, LOOK, I'M SORRY.
2074
01:14:45,435 --> 01:14:46,727
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
2075
01:14:46,728 --> 01:14:48,479
BUT WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT,
2076
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:48,980
MIKE?
2077
01:14:48,981 --> 01:14:49,730
HUH?
2078
01:14:49,731 --> 01:14:51,566
SCOTTY, LET'S TALK BUSINESS,
2079
01:14:51,567 --> 01:14:52,107
OKAY?
2080
01:14:52,108 --> 01:14:53,693
NO BIASES, NO CONFLICTS OF
2081
01:14:53,694 --> 01:14:54,401
INTEREST.
2082
01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:55,778
SHE IS GIVING US THE DEAL OF A
2083
01:14:55,779 --> 01:14:56,320
LIFETIME.
2084
01:14:56,321 --> 01:14:57,697
I NEVER DISAGREED WITH THAT.
2085
01:14:57,698 --> 01:14:59,073
AND FOR THE RECORD, SHE DID
2086
01:14:59,074 --> 01:15:00,199
NOT STAND ME UP AT PROM.
2087
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,494
IT WAS HER DAD, NOT HER.
2088
01:15:03,495 --> 01:15:04,787
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
2089
01:15:04,788 --> 01:15:05,204
CHECK?
2090
01:15:05,205 --> 01:15:07,248
DID YOU RETURN IT?
2091
01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:17,008
SCOTT, SCOTTY, SCOTTSTER...
2092
01:15:17,009 --> 01:15:19,218
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.
2093
01:15:19,219 --> 01:15:20,803
JUST LET'S LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
2094
01:15:20,804 --> 01:15:22,763
AS LONG AS WE'RE MAKING A PILE
2095
01:15:22,764 --> 01:15:24,681
OF CASH, WHO REALLY CARES WHO
2096
01:15:24,683 --> 01:15:27,267
FUCKS WHO?
2097
01:15:27,268 --> 01:15:28,477
YEAH, UH...
2098
01:15:28,478 --> 01:15:30,813
SCOTTY...
2099
01:15:30,814 --> 01:15:32,815
NO GOOF-UPS.
2100
01:15:32,816 --> 01:15:34,274
TRUST ME.
2101
01:15:34,275 --> 01:15:36,485
YEAH, I PROMISE.
2102
01:15:36,486 --> 01:15:38,404
WELL, I THINK THE PROPOSAL IS
2103
01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:40,196
PERFECT AS IS, SO I'M SIGNING
2104
01:15:40,197 --> 01:15:42,325
OFF ON IT.
2105
01:15:46,413 --> 01:15:49,123
WE HAVE A DEAL.
2106
01:15:49,124 --> 01:15:50,249
WE HAVE A DEAL.
2107
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,335
WE HAVE A DEAL.
2108
01:15:58,009 --> 01:16:02,261
♪ I THINK YOU KNOW ♪
2109
01:16:02,262 --> 01:16:06,641
♪ YOU KNOW THE TRUTH ♪
2110
01:16:06,642 --> 01:16:08,768
♪ YOU CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES ♪
2111
01:16:08,769 --> 01:16:10,144
THAT'S COMING UP.
2112
01:16:10,145 --> 01:16:11,062
THAT ONE.
2113
01:16:11,063 --> 01:16:13,731
♪ EVERY TIME I LOOK THROUGH
2114
01:16:13,732 --> 01:16:15,190
YOU ♪
2115
01:16:15,191 --> 01:16:15,733
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
2116
01:16:15,734 --> 01:16:20,112
♪ IT WON'T BE LONG ♪
2117
01:16:20,113 --> 01:16:24,283
♪ A YEAR, MAYBE TWO ♪
2118
01:16:24,284 --> 01:16:28,620
♪ TILL I'M COMING TO YOU ♪
2119
01:16:28,621 --> 01:16:33,459
♪ COMING HOME TO YOU ♪
2120
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:36,837
♪ THERE SHE IS ♪
2121
01:16:36,838 --> 01:16:41,967
♪ THE WOMAN OF THE HOUR ♪
2122
01:16:41,968 --> 01:16:45,429
♪ SO NAIVE TO ALL MY SCHEMING ♪
2123
01:16:45,430 --> 01:16:50,225
♪ SO UNAWARE OF MY POWER ♪
2124
01:16:50,226 --> 01:16:52,937
♪ SHE'LL SCRATCH AND SCREAM ♪
2125
01:16:52,938 --> 01:16:54,480
♪ SCRATCH AND SCREAM ♪
2126
01:16:54,481 --> 01:16:58,233
♪ TO KEEP ME AT BAY ♪
2127
01:16:58,234 --> 01:17:00,694
♪ OH, BUT SHE CAN'T KEEP
2128
01:17:00,695 --> 01:17:02,946
ME AWAY ♪
2129
01:17:02,947 --> 01:17:07,409
♪ NO, SHE CAN'T KEEP ME AWAY ♪
2130
01:17:07,410 --> 01:17:11,580
♪ YOU FEEL THE SPARK ♪
2131
01:17:11,581 --> 01:17:16,502
♪ I KNOW YOU DO ♪
2132
01:17:16,503 --> 01:17:20,422
♪ THAT EMBRACE OF ONE DESIRE ♪
2133
01:17:20,423 --> 01:17:23,926
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
2134
01:17:23,927 --> 01:17:26,678
I LOVE YOU.
2135
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:27,679
I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY
2136
01:17:27,681 --> 01:17:31,725
LIFE WITH YOU.
2137
01:17:31,726 --> 01:17:33,102
I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE HAD PASSED
2138
01:17:33,103 --> 01:17:36,772
ME BY UNTIL I SAW YOU AGAIN.
2139
01:17:36,773 --> 01:17:38,273
I'M COMMITTED, MIKE.
2140
01:17:38,274 --> 01:17:40,358
I'M WILLING TO BE IN THIS FOR
2141
01:17:40,359 --> 01:17:42,736
THE LONG HAUL.
2142
01:17:42,737 --> 01:17:45,198
BUT IT'S UP TO YOU.
2143
01:17:48,076 --> 01:17:50,869
I'LL WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS TO
2144
01:17:50,870 --> 01:17:52,789
HEAR YOUR ANSWER.
2145
01:18:03,967 --> 01:18:06,969
I FUCKIN' KNEW IT.
2146
01:18:06,970 --> 01:18:08,344
YOU PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES
2147
01:18:08,345 --> 01:18:10,806
AGAIN?
2148
01:18:10,807 --> 01:18:13,600
YOU...
2149
01:18:13,601 --> 01:18:15,602
YOU ARE A DANGEROUS MAN TO KNOW,
2150
01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:16,269
MIKE.
2151
01:18:16,270 --> 01:18:18,063
I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
2152
01:18:18,064 --> 01:18:20,273
[ SIGHS ]
2153
01:18:20,274 --> 01:18:21,692
WHAT DO I TELL DYLAN?
2154
01:18:21,693 --> 01:18:23,694
I'M NOT A FREAKIN' COUNSELOR,
2155
01:18:23,695 --> 01:18:24,236
MIKE.
2156
01:18:24,237 --> 01:18:26,613
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
2157
01:18:26,614 --> 01:18:28,991
"DO I DUMP MY WIFE BEFORE I
2158
01:18:28,992 --> 01:18:30,492
CLOSE THE DEAL?
2159
01:18:30,493 --> 01:18:32,953
OR DO I CLOSE THE DEAL, THEN
2160
01:18:32,954 --> 01:18:35,206
DUMP HER?"
2161
01:18:35,207 --> 01:18:36,874
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
2162
01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:37,708
YOU WERE ME?
2163
01:18:37,709 --> 01:18:39,460
ME?
2164
01:18:39,461 --> 01:18:41,795
I WOULD'VE TAKEN KIMBERLY TO
2165
01:18:41,796 --> 01:18:43,964
THE PROM 13 YEARS AGO, OKAY?
2166
01:18:43,965 --> 01:18:45,381
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE.
2167
01:18:45,382 --> 01:18:46,633
DUDE, COME ON, LIKE...
2168
01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:48,761
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
2169
01:18:48,762 --> 01:18:50,721
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
2170
01:18:50,722 --> 01:18:53,015
WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING
2171
01:18:53,016 --> 01:18:55,642
YOURSELF IN THE SAME SITUATIONS
2172
01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:57,728
OVER AND OVER?
2173
01:18:57,729 --> 01:18:58,686
HMM?
2174
01:18:58,687 --> 01:19:00,856
YOU GOT A RICH GIRL ON ONE SIDE
2175
01:19:00,857 --> 01:19:02,901
AND A POOR ONE ON THE OTHER.
2176
01:19:09,199 --> 01:19:12,575
YOU CALLING ME A GOLD DIGGER?
2177
01:19:12,576 --> 01:19:16,454
I'LL ANSWER THAT LATER.
2178
01:19:16,455 --> 01:19:20,501
FIRST, YOU TELL ME -DID YOU
2179
01:19:20,502 --> 01:19:22,545
SLEEP WITH HER OR NOT?
2180
01:19:26,216 --> 01:19:29,342
OH, SHIT.
2181
01:19:29,343 --> 01:19:33,680
DO YOU LOVE HER?
2182
01:19:33,682 --> 01:19:38,143
OH, SHIT!
2183
01:19:38,144 --> 01:19:39,561
WHAT DO I DO?
2184
01:19:39,562 --> 01:19:41,939
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
2185
01:19:41,940 --> 01:19:44,191
REMEMBER, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
2186
01:19:44,192 --> 01:19:46,318
LOOKS AT EVERYTHING ON THE
2187
01:19:46,319 --> 01:19:48,862
BRIGHT SIDE.
2188
01:19:48,863 --> 01:19:52,950
[ SCOFFS ]
2189
01:19:52,951 --> 01:19:54,742
TELL YOU WHAT.
2190
01:19:54,743 --> 01:19:56,245
DO BOTH WOMEN. HMM?
2191
01:19:56,246 --> 01:19:58,205
DO BOTH WOMEN, KEEP THE
2192
01:19:58,206 --> 01:20:00,707
FRANCHISE, AND TWO HELICOPTERS,
2193
01:20:00,709 --> 01:20:02,750
TOO, HMM?
2194
01:20:02,751 --> 01:20:05,963
AND I'LL STAY QUIET FOR LIFE.
2195
01:20:05,964 --> 01:20:09,258
KNOW WHY?
2196
01:20:09,259 --> 01:20:10,843
'CAUSE I'M YOUR BEST -I'M YOUR
2197
01:20:10,844 --> 01:20:11,593
BEST FRIEND.
2198
01:20:11,594 --> 01:20:12,886
YOU'RE DRUNK. COME ON.
2199
01:20:12,887 --> 01:20:14,722
LET ME GO.
2200
01:20:14,723 --> 01:20:15,763
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT NEEDS A
2201
01:20:15,764 --> 01:20:19,685
HAND.
2202
01:20:19,686 --> 01:20:22,105
FINISH THAT.
2203
01:20:44,002 --> 01:20:46,045
"DEAREST DYLAN.
2204
01:20:46,046 --> 01:20:47,713
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS
2205
01:20:47,714 --> 01:20:49,173
TO TELL YOU THIS IN PERSON.
2206
01:20:49,174 --> 01:20:50,924
I HAVE SO MUCH GRATITUDE FOR YOU
2207
01:20:50,925 --> 01:20:52,718
IN MY HEART FOR ALL THE LOVE AND
2208
01:20:52,719 --> 01:20:54,386
EVERYTHING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
2209
01:20:54,387 --> 01:20:55,596
HAVE DONE FOR ME.
2210
01:20:55,597 --> 01:20:57,473
BUT I HAVEN'T LIVED UP TO YOUR
2211
01:20:57,474 --> 01:20:59,183
LOVE.
2212
01:20:59,184 --> 01:21:02,061
I HAVE A CONFESSION.
2213
01:21:02,062 --> 01:21:04,356
I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ALEX.
2214
01:21:04,357 --> 01:21:06,522
PERHAPS I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH
2215
01:21:06,523 --> 01:21:08,566
HER MY ENTIRE LIFE.
2216
01:21:08,567 --> 01:21:11,028
SHE WAS MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART.
2217
01:21:11,029 --> 01:21:13,280
UNTIL THE PAST FEW MONTHS, TO
2218
01:21:13,281 --> 01:21:17,369
ME, SHE WAS A DREAM UNFULFILLED.
2219
01:21:17,370 --> 01:21:19,870
I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT I WAS
2220
01:21:19,871 --> 01:21:21,288
HER DREAM, TOO.
2221
01:21:21,289 --> 01:21:23,123
WHEN WE RECONNECTED AFTER SUCH A
2222
01:21:23,124 --> 01:21:24,792
LONG TIME, WE INSTANTLY FELT
2223
01:21:24,793 --> 01:21:26,378
THAT NOTHING BETWEEN US HAS
2224
01:21:26,379 --> 01:21:28,253
CHANGED WITH TIME.
2225
01:21:28,254 --> 01:21:30,838
IN FACT, OUR LOVE HAS GROWN IN
2226
01:21:30,839 --> 01:21:32,633
THE LAST FEW WEEKS.
2227
01:21:32,634 --> 01:21:35,010
IF I DENY THESE FEELINGS, I'LL
2228
01:21:35,011 --> 01:21:37,513
BE A LOUSY HUSBAND CHEATING ON A
2229
01:21:37,514 --> 01:21:44,852
LOYAL, WONDERFUL WIFE LIKE YOU.
2230
01:21:44,853 --> 01:21:47,940
YOU DESERVE MORE.
2231
01:21:47,941 --> 01:21:52,027
YOU DESERVE BETTER.
2232
01:21:52,028 --> 01:21:54,154
IT IS WITH SORROW THAT I AM
2233
01:21:54,155 --> 01:21:56,614
WRITING THIS TO YOU TO REQUEST A
2234
01:21:56,615 --> 01:22:02,495
DIVORCE... HOPEFULLY ONE WITHOUT
2235
01:22:02,496 --> 01:22:04,791
TOO MUCH ANIMOSITY."
2236
01:22:22,350 --> 01:22:24,643
[ BRAKES SQUEALING ]
2237
01:22:31,317 --> 01:22:33,652
OKAY.
2238
01:22:45,206 --> 01:22:46,622
HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE.
2239
01:22:46,623 --> 01:22:48,624
MIKE'S HERE.
2240
01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:51,336
HE'S HERE.
2241
01:22:51,338 --> 01:22:54,256
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
2242
01:22:54,257 --> 01:22:56,425
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THAT EASILY.
2243
01:22:56,426 --> 01:22:57,885
COME ON OVER HERE.
2244
01:22:57,886 --> 01:22:58,969
COME.
2245
01:22:58,970 --> 01:23:01,181
COME ON.
2246
01:23:04,017 --> 01:23:07,895
COME IN. ZITS.
2247
01:23:07,896 --> 01:23:11,065
SIT.
2248
01:23:11,066 --> 01:23:12,982
SO, NOW THAT WE HAVE OUR MAN,
2249
01:23:12,983 --> 01:23:14,526
LET ME SAY A FEW WORDS.
2250
01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:17,446
AS YOU ALL KNOW, OUR BELOVED
2251
01:23:17,447 --> 01:23:20,698
MIKE SURPRISED US VERY MUCH WITH
2252
01:23:20,699 --> 01:23:23,659
HIS UNEXPECTED JEWISHNESS AND
2253
01:23:23,660 --> 01:23:25,953
HIS TOTAL CONVERSION.
2254
01:23:25,954 --> 01:23:28,499
AND RECENTLY, HE SURPRISED US
2255
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,958
WITH HIS LIPNICK'S FRANCHISE
2256
01:23:30,959 --> 01:23:32,001
PLAN.
2257
01:23:32,002 --> 01:23:35,129
HE'S A MAN OF MANY SURPRISES.
2258
01:23:35,130 --> 01:23:37,508
SO NOW IT'S OUR TURN.
2259
01:23:37,509 --> 01:23:39,634
TIME TO GIVE MIKE THE SURPRISE
2260
01:23:39,635 --> 01:23:41,719
OF HIS LIFE, AND WHEN HE HEARS
2261
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,721
THIS, BELIEVE ME -HE WON'T
2262
01:23:43,722 --> 01:23:45,765
FORGET THIS DAY SO LONG AS HE
2263
01:23:45,766 --> 01:23:47,101
LIVES.
2264
01:23:47,102 --> 01:23:50,229
SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I WANT
2265
01:23:50,230 --> 01:23:54,316
TO ANNOUNCE TODAY...
2266
01:23:54,317 --> 01:23:56,318
THAT...
2267
01:23:56,319 --> 01:23:57,444
I'M GONNA BE A
2268
01:23:57,445 --> 01:23:58,778
GREAT-GRANDFATHER!
2269
01:23:58,779 --> 01:24:00,239
[ LAUGHING ]
2270
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,074
A GREAT-GRANDPA!
2271
01:24:02,075 --> 01:24:03,534
MAZEL TOV!
2272
01:24:03,535 --> 01:24:05,536
AND MIKE'S GONNA BE A FATHER!
2273
01:24:05,537 --> 01:24:07,496
EVERYBODY, RAISE YOUR GLASS.
2274
01:24:07,497 --> 01:24:09,123
L'CHAIM! L'CHAIM.
2275
01:24:09,124 --> 01:24:10,706
WHAT A MITZVAH.
2276
01:24:10,707 --> 01:24:12,417
OH, LOOK AT THEM.
2277
01:24:12,418 --> 01:24:13,918
WHAT A COUPLE.
2278
01:24:13,919 --> 01:24:15,753
OH, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
2279
01:24:15,754 --> 01:24:17,965
NICE, BEAUTIFUL JEWISH CHILDREN
2280
01:24:17,966 --> 01:24:19,591
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE.
2281
01:24:19,592 --> 01:24:20,592
OH, MY.
2282
01:24:20,593 --> 01:24:21,801
MAZEL TOV.
2283
01:24:21,802 --> 01:24:24,221
OH, OH, IT'S SO WONDERFUL.
2284
01:24:24,222 --> 01:24:25,389
THANK YOU.
2285
01:24:25,390 --> 01:24:27,682
OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
2286
01:24:27,683 --> 01:24:29,393
OY. YOU'LL HAVE TWINS, MAYBE
2287
01:24:29,394 --> 01:24:30,227
QUINTUPLETS.
2288
01:24:30,228 --> 01:24:31,936
OH, A BUNCH OF LITTLE JEWISH
2289
01:24:31,937 --> 01:24:35,314
BABIES RUNNING AROUND!
2290
01:24:35,315 --> 01:24:36,691
HOLY SHIT.
2291
01:24:36,692 --> 01:24:37,609
HOLY SHIT.
2292
01:24:37,610 --> 01:24:41,155
HOLY SHIT.
2293
01:24:41,156 --> 01:24:42,447
SCOTTY.
2294
01:24:42,448 --> 01:24:45,159
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
2295
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,034
SCOTTY, PICK UP.
2296
01:24:47,035 --> 01:24:50,329
PICK UP, PICK UP.
2297
01:24:50,330 --> 01:24:52,124
HEY, DUDE, WHAT'S UP?
2298
01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:53,500
SHE'S PREGNANT.
2299
01:24:53,501 --> 01:24:54,251
WHO?
2300
01:24:54,252 --> 01:24:55,042
WHAT?
2301
01:24:55,044 --> 01:24:57,171
I'M SORRY, BUT WITH YOU, I
2302
01:24:57,172 --> 01:25:00,047
NEED TO ASK WHO.
2303
01:25:00,049 --> 01:25:01,340
DYLAN.
2304
01:25:01,341 --> 01:25:03,010
HOLY SHIT.
2305
01:25:03,011 --> 01:25:04,261
EXACTLY.
2306
01:25:04,262 --> 01:25:05,637
THERE'S MORE.
2307
01:25:05,638 --> 01:25:06,804
ALWAYS.
2308
01:25:06,805 --> 01:25:09,682
I SENT AN E-MAIL TO HER
2309
01:25:09,683 --> 01:25:12,311
TELLING HER ABOUT ALEX.
2310
01:25:12,312 --> 01:25:14,396
YOU SENT AN E-MAIL?
2311
01:25:14,397 --> 01:25:15,772
THAT'S HARSH.
2312
01:25:15,773 --> 01:25:18,400
SCOTTY, FOCUS, OKAY?
2313
01:25:18,401 --> 01:25:19,443
FOCUS.
2314
01:25:19,444 --> 01:25:21,068
HELP NOW, JUDGE LATER.
2315
01:25:21,070 --> 01:25:23,070
I NEED YOU TO CALL YOUR TECH
2316
01:25:23,072 --> 01:25:25,324
GUYS AND ASK THEM HOW TO RECOVER
2317
01:25:25,325 --> 01:25:26,699
AN E-MAIL.
2318
01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:30,369
DON'T YOU KNOW HER PASSWORD?
2319
01:25:30,370 --> 01:25:31,330
NO!
2320
01:25:31,331 --> 01:25:32,955
SHIT.
2321
01:25:32,956 --> 01:25:34,248
MIKE, THERE'S NO WAY TO RECALL
2322
01:25:34,249 --> 01:25:34,832
AN E-MAIL.
2323
01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:37,835
TRUST ME.
2324
01:25:37,836 --> 01:25:39,128
SHIT.
2325
01:25:39,129 --> 01:25:40,088
SHIT.
2326
01:25:40,089 --> 01:25:41,089
SHIT.
2327
01:25:41,090 --> 01:25:42,006
OKAY.
2328
01:25:42,007 --> 01:25:43,508
OKAY, MIKE.
2329
01:25:43,509 --> 01:25:45,093
GET IT TOGETHER.
2330
01:25:45,094 --> 01:25:47,095
GET IT TOGETHER, MIKE.
2331
01:25:47,096 --> 01:25:48,846
GET IT TOGETHER.
2332
01:25:48,847 --> 01:25:49,223
AAH.
2333
01:25:49,224 --> 01:25:50,264
THERE'S AT LEAST 50
2334
01:25:50,265 --> 01:25:51,140
RESTAURANTS HERE.
2335
01:25:51,141 --> 01:25:52,643
I NEVER, EVER THOUGHT WE'D BE
2336
01:25:52,644 --> 01:25:53,893
ABLE TO RETIRE, BUT IF THIS
2337
01:25:53,894 --> 01:25:55,520
WORKS OUT, MAYBE WE CAN.
2338
01:25:55,521 --> 01:25:57,314
OR AT LEAST CUT BACK ON OUR
2339
01:25:57,315 --> 01:25:58,065
HOURS.
2340
01:25:58,066 --> 01:25:59,316
RETIRE?
2341
01:25:59,317 --> 01:26:00,943
OH, SWEETHEART.
2342
01:26:00,944 --> 01:26:03,277
WE'RE NOT GONNA RETIRE.
2343
01:26:03,278 --> 01:26:05,988
WE'RE JUST GONNA BEGIN TO LIVE.
2344
01:26:05,989 --> 01:26:07,950
I GOT TO GO.
2345
01:26:07,951 --> 01:26:10,119
OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.
2346
01:26:15,541 --> 01:26:16,959
I'LL SHOW THEM THE REST.
2347
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,377
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
2348
01:26:18,378 --> 01:26:21,170
HE DID THIS ALL HIMSELF.
2349
01:26:21,171 --> 01:26:23,549
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ]
2350
01:26:31,599 --> 01:26:34,058
♪ YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
2351
01:26:34,059 --> 01:26:37,355
ABOUT ME ♪
2352
01:26:40,441 --> 01:26:42,359
♪ IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
2353
01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:48,490
ANYWAY ♪
2354
01:26:48,491 --> 01:26:56,833
♪ ALL ALONE HERE WITH MEMORIES ♪
2355
01:26:57,040 --> 01:27:00,460
♪ I'M MY OWN WORST ENEMY
2356
01:27:00,461 --> 01:27:02,921
THESE DAYS ♪
2357
01:27:18,854 --> 01:27:20,731
SORRY.
2358
01:27:20,732 --> 01:27:22,399
DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU UP.
2359
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:23,816
I WASN'T SLEEPING.
2360
01:27:23,817 --> 01:27:25,610
I WAS AT THE OFFICE WITH
2361
01:27:25,611 --> 01:27:27,321
SCOTT, AND THEN WE WENT TO
2362
01:27:27,322 --> 01:27:28,362
DINNER, AND...
2363
01:27:28,363 --> 01:27:29,864
IT'S OKAY.
2364
01:27:29,865 --> 01:27:33,075
COME ON IN.
2365
01:27:33,077 --> 01:27:35,120
I READ YOUR E-MAIL.
2366
01:27:41,461 --> 01:27:43,420
I'M SORRY.
2367
01:27:43,421 --> 01:27:45,422
OKAY? I...
2368
01:27:45,423 --> 01:27:46,964
I WOULDN'T HAVE SENT IT IF I HAD
2369
01:27:46,965 --> 01:27:51,636
KNOWN -THE NEWS EARLIER.
2370
01:27:51,637 --> 01:27:53,055
SO, YOU WOULD HAVE CONTINUED
2371
01:27:53,056 --> 01:27:55,098
TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE?
2372
01:27:55,099 --> 01:27:56,224
FOR HOW LONG?
2373
01:27:56,225 --> 01:27:57,391
NO. NO, NO.
2374
01:27:57,393 --> 01:27:59,143
I -I DON'T MEAN THAT.
2375
01:27:59,144 --> 01:28:01,270
I JUST MEAN I WOULD'VE WAITED
2376
01:28:01,271 --> 01:28:03,190
FOR THE -THE RIGHT TIME.
2377
01:28:03,191 --> 01:28:05,274
THE RIGHT TIME.
2378
01:28:05,275 --> 01:28:08,027
AND WHEN WOULD THAT BE?
2379
01:28:08,028 --> 01:28:10,029
DYLAN, I AM SORRY.
2380
01:28:10,030 --> 01:28:10,781
OKAY?
2381
01:28:10,782 --> 01:28:12,532
IT'S JUST I'M KIND OF IN A
2382
01:28:12,533 --> 01:28:13,742
CORNER RIGHT NOW.
2383
01:28:13,743 --> 01:28:15,619
SHE WANTS TO LEAVE BY CHRISTMAS,
2384
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:17,411
AND SHE WANTED AN ANSWER BEFORE
2385
01:28:17,413 --> 01:28:19,413
THEN.
2386
01:28:19,415 --> 01:28:20,873
OH.
2387
01:28:20,874 --> 01:28:24,837
OH, SHE DOES, DOES SHE?
2388
01:28:24,838 --> 01:28:25,545
[ SCOFFS ]
2389
01:28:25,546 --> 01:28:27,422
OKAY.
2390
01:28:27,423 --> 01:28:31,343
WELL, AT FIRST, I WAS UPSET.
2391
01:28:31,344 --> 01:28:34,221
AFTER I CALMED MYSELF DOWN A
2392
01:28:34,222 --> 01:28:36,724
BIT, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
2393
01:28:36,725 --> 01:28:39,601
I TRIED TO BE OBJECTIVE...
2394
01:28:39,602 --> 01:28:42,730
TRIED TO UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU
2395
01:28:42,731 --> 01:28:45,232
WERE COMING FROM.
2396
01:28:45,233 --> 01:28:47,275
THANK YOU.
2397
01:28:47,276 --> 01:28:52,864
AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.
2398
01:28:52,865 --> 01:28:56,951
THE ANSWER IS NO.
2399
01:28:56,952 --> 01:28:58,077
WHAT?
2400
01:28:58,078 --> 01:28:59,871
YOU HEARD ME.
2401
01:28:59,872 --> 01:29:03,374
NO.
2402
01:29:03,375 --> 01:29:06,335
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"?
2403
01:29:06,336 --> 01:29:07,503
NO TO WHAT?
2404
01:29:07,504 --> 01:29:09,005
TO A DIVORCE.
2405
01:29:09,006 --> 01:29:13,301
NO.
2406
01:29:13,302 --> 01:29:15,511
I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE
2407
01:29:15,512 --> 01:29:16,637
COMING FROM.
2408
01:29:16,638 --> 01:29:19,056
OKAY, KNOWING WHAT WE KNOW NOW,
2409
01:29:19,058 --> 01:29:21,517
I'M NOT GONNA INSIST ON IT RIGHT
2410
01:29:21,518 --> 01:29:22,935
AWAY, OBVIOUSLY.
2411
01:29:22,936 --> 01:29:25,062
NO. NOT BY TOMORROW, NOT BY
2412
01:29:25,064 --> 01:29:27,231
CHRISTMAS, NOT BY ANY DEADLINE
2413
01:29:27,232 --> 01:29:28,567
SHE MAY GIVE YOU.
2414
01:29:28,568 --> 01:29:30,985
I'M NOT SIGNING DIVORCE PAPERS
2415
01:29:30,986 --> 01:29:33,529
FOR YOU EVER IN MY LIFE, PERIOD.
2416
01:29:33,530 --> 01:29:35,700
GOOD NIGHT.
2417
01:29:41,706 --> 01:29:43,414
SO, YOU HAVE TO GO BY
2418
01:29:43,415 --> 01:29:44,290
CHRISTMAS?
2419
01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:46,084
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND YOUR
2420
01:29:46,085 --> 01:29:48,211
DILEMMA, MIKE.
2421
01:29:48,212 --> 01:29:50,546
JUST LET ME GO.
2422
01:29:50,547 --> 01:29:52,507
BE WITH HER.
2423
01:29:52,508 --> 01:29:53,884
I'M NOT GONNA FORCE YOU INTO
2424
01:29:53,885 --> 01:29:56,094
ANYTHING.
2425
01:29:56,095 --> 01:29:57,136
AND DON'T WORRY.
2426
01:29:57,137 --> 01:29:58,805
I'M NOT GONNA BACK OUT OF THE
2427
01:29:58,806 --> 01:29:59,806
FRANCHISE DEAL.
2428
01:29:59,807 --> 01:30:01,516
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WORRIED
2429
01:30:01,517 --> 01:30:07,105
ABOUT.
2430
01:30:07,106 --> 01:30:09,441
SHE'S PREGNANT.
2431
01:30:13,112 --> 01:30:15,655
WOW.
2432
01:30:15,656 --> 01:30:18,324
CONGRATULATIONS.
2433
01:30:18,325 --> 01:30:19,700
THAT'S EXCITING.
2434
01:30:19,701 --> 01:30:23,412
YOU ARE GONNA BE A GREAT DAD.
2435
01:30:23,414 --> 01:30:25,248
I HOPE YOUR BABY GETS THOSE
2436
01:30:25,249 --> 01:30:30,085
BEAUTIFUL LONG EYELASHES.
2437
01:30:30,086 --> 01:30:33,840
I WASN'T READY FOR THIS.
2438
01:30:33,841 --> 01:30:36,008
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU AGAIN,
2439
01:30:36,009 --> 01:30:36,635
ALEX.
2440
01:30:36,636 --> 01:30:40,263
OKAY.
2441
01:30:40,264 --> 01:30:43,391
I CAN WAIT.
2442
01:30:43,392 --> 01:30:47,270
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK?
2443
01:30:47,271 --> 01:30:48,479
I'M AFRAID IT MAY NEVER
2444
01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:53,192
HAPPEN.
2445
01:30:53,193 --> 01:30:54,861
OKAY.
2446
01:30:54,862 --> 01:30:58,156
HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
2447
01:30:58,157 --> 01:31:01,367
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
2448
01:31:01,368 --> 01:31:02,786
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
2449
01:31:02,787 --> 01:31:04,454
NO, IT'S NOT ME.
2450
01:31:04,455 --> 01:31:08,499
SHE SAID NO -NO TO THE
2451
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:12,879
DIVORCE -NOT NOW, NOT EVER.
2452
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:13,755
OH, MY GOSH.
2453
01:31:13,756 --> 01:31:15,256
SHE SOUNDS LIKE JUST LIKE MY
2454
01:31:15,257 --> 01:31:15,966
EX-HUSBAND.
2455
01:31:15,967 --> 01:31:17,467
HE NEVER WANTED TO LET ME GO,
2456
01:31:17,468 --> 01:31:20,261
EITHER.
2457
01:31:20,262 --> 01:31:23,765
THAT BLOODSUCKING LEECH.
2458
01:31:23,766 --> 01:31:24,724
SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO
2459
01:31:24,725 --> 01:31:26,642
SIGN THAT PRENUP.
2460
01:31:26,643 --> 01:31:31,189
SO STUPID.
2461
01:31:31,190 --> 01:31:32,899
NEVER SIGN A PRENUPTIAL
2462
01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:34,693
AGREEMENT WITHOUT READING IT
2463
01:31:34,694 --> 01:31:35,526
CAREFULLY.
2464
01:31:35,527 --> 01:31:37,571
THERE ARE SO MANY SNAKES TO BITE
2465
01:31:37,572 --> 01:31:39,530
YOU ON THE ASS THAT THE DEVIL'S
2466
01:31:39,531 --> 01:31:41,532
PITCHFORK UP THE WAZOO IS GONNA
2467
01:31:41,533 --> 01:31:43,284
COME AS A WELCOME RELIEF BY
2468
01:31:43,285 --> 01:31:45,661
COMPARISON.
2469
01:31:45,662 --> 01:31:47,581
SCOTT, HOW COULD YOU NOT LET ME
2470
01:31:47,582 --> 01:31:49,123
READ THIS FUCKING BIBLE?
2471
01:31:49,124 --> 01:31:50,374
I WOULD'VE DONE IT FOR FREE!
2472
01:31:50,376 --> 01:31:50,875
AND YOU!
2473
01:31:50,876 --> 01:31:52,210
YOU -HOW DO YOU SIGN THIS
2474
01:31:52,211 --> 01:31:53,628
THING WITHOUT GIVING IT TO ME
2475
01:31:53,629 --> 01:31:55,129
FIRST?!
2476
01:31:55,130 --> 01:31:57,215
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
2477
01:31:57,216 --> 01:31:59,009
HERE WE GO.
2478
01:31:59,010 --> 01:32:00,093
HERE WE GO, OKAY.
2479
01:32:00,094 --> 01:32:01,761
HERE IS THE CLAUSE THAT'S THE
2480
01:32:01,762 --> 01:32:02,345
KILLER.
2481
01:32:02,346 --> 01:32:04,430
IF YOU ASK FOR A DIVORCE,YOU
2482
01:32:04,431 --> 01:32:06,725
HAVE TO ARRANGE A FORMAL DIVORCE
2483
01:32:06,726 --> 01:32:07,809
CEREMONY.
2484
01:32:07,810 --> 01:32:09,393
SUCH CEREMONY MUST CONSIST OF
2485
01:32:09,395 --> 01:32:11,104
THE GUESTS ATTENDED THE WEDDING
2486
01:32:11,105 --> 01:32:12,230
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
2487
01:32:12,231 --> 01:32:13,898
IT HAS TO TAKE PLACE IN THE SAME
2488
01:32:13,899 --> 01:32:14,733
WEDDING VENUE.
2489
01:32:14,734 --> 01:32:16,275
THE COUPLE WILL WEAR THE SAME
2490
01:32:16,276 --> 01:32:17,819
ATTIRE FROM THEIR WEDDING DAY,
2491
01:32:17,820 --> 01:32:19,320
AND ONLY THEN IS SHE LEGALLY
2492
01:32:19,321 --> 01:32:20,696
BOUND TO SIGN YOUR DIVORCE
2493
01:32:20,697 --> 01:32:21,615
APPLICATION.
2494
01:32:21,616 --> 01:32:23,449
ON TOP OF THAT, YOU ALSO HAVE
2495
01:32:23,450 --> 01:32:25,284
THE BURDEN OF EXPLAINING YOUR
2496
01:32:25,285 --> 01:32:27,495
REASONS FOR YOUR DIVORCE.
2497
01:32:27,496 --> 01:32:28,830
THE CEREMONY WILL BE FOLLOWED BY
2498
01:32:28,831 --> 01:32:30,040
A LAVISH DINNER AND DANCING,
2499
01:32:30,041 --> 01:32:32,626
WHICH WILL BE PAID FOR...
2500
01:32:32,627 --> 01:32:34,754
BY YOU.
2501
01:32:38,090 --> 01:32:41,717
IN SHORT, SHE'S A GENIUS.
2502
01:32:41,719 --> 01:32:44,470
[ LAUGHING ]
2503
01:32:44,471 --> 01:32:46,472
SHE'S GOT YOU BY THE BALLS.
2504
01:32:46,473 --> 01:32:47,641
YOU'RE FUCKED.
2505
01:32:47,642 --> 01:32:52,020
[ LAUGHING ]
2506
01:32:52,022 --> 01:32:54,814
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
2507
01:32:54,815 --> 01:32:57,067
ALTHOUGH I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS.
2508
01:32:57,068 --> 01:32:59,234
THERE'S A 10% DISCOUNT ON THE
2509
01:32:59,235 --> 01:33:00,611
PEOPLE ATTENDING.
2510
01:33:00,612 --> 01:33:05,199
[ LAUGHING ]
2511
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:09,913
GOOD LUCK, BUDDY!
2512
01:33:09,914 --> 01:33:13,708
[ LAUGHING CONTINUE ]
2513
01:33:13,709 --> 01:33:15,209
BASTARD.
2514
01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:17,503
CON MAN.
2515
01:33:17,504 --> 01:33:19,254
HE PULLED THE "I'LL BE JEWISH"
2516
01:33:19,255 --> 01:33:20,423
WOOL OVER OUR EYES.
2517
01:33:20,424 --> 01:33:21,758
YOU MEAN YOUR EYES.
2518
01:33:21,759 --> 01:33:23,134
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T A PROPER
2519
01:33:23,135 --> 01:33:23,802
CONVERSION.
2520
01:33:23,803 --> 01:33:25,011
WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT
2521
01:33:25,012 --> 01:33:26,304
BASTARD LIVE IN YOUR PLACE?
2522
01:33:26,305 --> 01:33:27,597
WHY DON'T YOU KICK HIM OUT?
2523
01:33:27,598 --> 01:33:29,348
GRANDPA!
2524
01:33:29,349 --> 01:33:31,810
HOW DOES THAT HELP ME?
2525
01:33:31,811 --> 01:33:33,103
AT LEAST I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY TO
2526
01:33:33,104 --> 01:33:34,353
CALL 911 IN CASE, GOD FORBID,
2527
01:33:34,354 --> 01:33:35,646
SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME IN THE
2528
01:33:35,647 --> 01:33:36,647
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
2529
01:33:36,648 --> 01:33:37,982
WELL, YOU MOVE IN WITH US.
2530
01:33:37,983 --> 01:33:39,068
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
2531
01:33:39,069 --> 01:33:40,234
WHY SHOULD YOU?
2532
01:33:40,235 --> 01:33:41,986
IT'S HIS RESPONSIBILITY, TOO.
2533
01:33:41,987 --> 01:33:43,613
NOWADAYS, THEY SAY, "WE ARE
2534
01:33:43,614 --> 01:33:44,279
PREGNANT."
2535
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:45,865
WHY SHOULD HE HAVE THE EASY WAY
2536
01:33:45,866 --> 01:33:46,281
OUT?
2537
01:33:46,282 --> 01:33:47,909
LET HIM DO HIS SHARE.
2538
01:33:47,910 --> 01:33:50,036
HAVING A BABY IS A BLISS.
2539
01:33:50,037 --> 01:33:52,122
HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE ANY
2540
01:33:52,123 --> 01:33:53,164
PART OF IT.
2541
01:33:53,165 --> 01:33:55,458
IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD KICK HIM
2542
01:33:55,459 --> 01:33:57,836
SO FAR AWAY THAT EVEN HIS SHADOW
2543
01:33:57,837 --> 01:33:59,545
COULDN'T TOUCH THAT BABY.
2544
01:33:59,546 --> 01:34:00,379
ENOUGH!
2545
01:34:00,381 --> 01:34:02,132
25 YEARS AGO, YOU CHASED
2546
01:34:02,133 --> 01:34:04,258
DELILAH'S FATHER AWAY WITH THE
2547
01:34:04,259 --> 01:34:06,469
SAME ATTITUDE, AND WHAT WAS THE
2548
01:34:06,470 --> 01:34:07,178
RESULT?
2549
01:34:07,179 --> 01:34:09,098
HE NEVER EVEN SHOWED UP FOR
2550
01:34:09,099 --> 01:34:10,305
RACHEL'S FUNERAL.
2551
01:34:10,306 --> 01:34:12,058
AND WHO SUFFERED THE MOST?
2552
01:34:12,059 --> 01:34:15,854
DELILAH.
2553
01:34:15,855 --> 01:34:18,313
THIS CHILD HAS NEVER EVEN SEEN
2554
01:34:18,314 --> 01:34:20,775
HER FATHER IN HER ENTIRE LIFE.
2555
01:34:20,776 --> 01:34:22,693
I'M SO SORRY TO BRING THIS UP
2556
01:34:22,694 --> 01:34:26,656
NOW, HONEY.
2557
01:34:26,657 --> 01:34:28,449
THIS IS NOT OUR DECISION TO
2558
01:34:28,450 --> 01:34:29,660
MAKE.
2559
01:34:35,958 --> 01:34:37,332
IT'S MIKE.
2560
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,127
WAIT, WAIT, PLEASE.
2561
01:34:39,128 --> 01:34:41,754
LET ME TALK TO HIM NOW.
2562
01:34:41,755 --> 01:34:43,966
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
2563
01:34:50,848 --> 01:34:52,347
[ DOOR OPENS ]
2564
01:34:52,348 --> 01:34:53,933
HEY, GRANDPA PAUL.
2565
01:34:53,934 --> 01:34:56,228
HI.
2566
01:35:11,577 --> 01:35:15,705
[ SIGHS ]
2567
01:35:15,706 --> 01:35:18,249
I'M ASSUMING DYLAN TOLD YOU.
2568
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:20,001
YES, SHE TOLD US.
2569
01:35:20,002 --> 01:35:21,836
I JUST WANT TO SAY I HAVE THE
2570
01:35:21,837 --> 01:35:23,420
HIGHEST REGARD FOR YOU AND
2571
01:35:23,421 --> 01:35:24,005
ELAINE.
2572
01:35:24,006 --> 01:35:25,715
I THINK DYLAN IS A WONDERFUL,
2573
01:35:25,716 --> 01:35:27,258
WONDERFUL WOMAN.
2574
01:35:27,259 --> 01:35:28,843
I TRULY LOVE HER.
2575
01:35:28,844 --> 01:35:30,094
I REALLY DO.
2576
01:35:30,095 --> 01:35:32,554
IT'S JUST, UH, YOU KNOW,
2577
01:35:32,555 --> 01:35:35,475
SOMETIMES FATE KIND OF PLAYS
2578
01:35:35,476 --> 01:35:37,810
TRICKS ON YOU, AND...
2579
01:35:37,811 --> 01:35:39,479
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D RUN INTO
2580
01:35:39,480 --> 01:35:41,105
ALEX AGAIN IN THE REST OF MY
2581
01:35:41,106 --> 01:35:42,982
LIFE, BUT...
2582
01:35:42,983 --> 01:35:44,734
I DID, AND, UNFORTUNATELY, IT
2583
01:35:44,735 --> 01:35:45,777
JUST KIND OF...
2584
01:35:45,778 --> 01:35:47,569
HAPPENED AT THE WRONG TIME.
2585
01:35:47,570 --> 01:35:51,783
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
2586
01:35:51,784 --> 01:35:53,575
DYLAN IS NOT REALLY OF A
2587
01:35:53,576 --> 01:35:55,620
SOUND MIND TO LISTEN TO ME, SO I
2588
01:35:55,621 --> 01:35:57,622
WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TALK
2589
01:35:57,623 --> 01:35:59,706
TO HER AND GET HER TO SIGN THESE
2590
01:35:59,707 --> 01:36:00,792
PAPERS.
2591
01:36:00,793 --> 01:36:03,335
IF YOU DO, WE CAN JUST AVOID THE
2592
01:36:03,336 --> 01:36:05,296
WHOLE PRENUP AND JUST...
2593
01:36:05,297 --> 01:36:08,091
MOVE ON.
2594
01:36:08,092 --> 01:36:09,842
MY GRANDDAUGHTER NEVER CARED
2595
01:36:09,843 --> 01:36:11,636
FOR MY ADVICE, EVEN WHEN SHE WAS
2596
01:36:11,637 --> 01:36:13,137
CHOOSING A SPOUSE.
2597
01:36:13,138 --> 01:36:15,098
BUT DON'T BE DISCOURAGED.
2598
01:36:15,099 --> 01:36:17,225
I'LL DO MY VERY BEST TO HELP YOU
2599
01:36:17,226 --> 01:36:18,810
OUT WITH YOUR DIVORCE.
2600
01:36:18,811 --> 01:36:21,687
LIVING TOGETHER AFTER THIS ISN'T
2601
01:36:21,688 --> 01:36:23,022
GOOD FOR ANYONE.
2602
01:36:23,023 --> 01:36:23,648
WAIT.
2603
01:36:23,649 --> 01:36:25,900
AND, YOU KNOW, I WILL DO MY
2604
01:36:25,901 --> 01:36:27,986
BEST TO WORK ON THE FRANCHISE.
2605
01:36:34,034 --> 01:36:36,203
[ DOOR OPENS ]
2606
01:36:39,790 --> 01:36:41,082
OH. IS THIS THE PRENUP?
2607
01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:42,292
I ALREADY HAVE A COPY.
2608
01:36:42,293 --> 01:36:43,960
NO, IT'S THE GUEST LIST FROM
2609
01:36:43,961 --> 01:36:46,421
YOUR WEDDING.
2610
01:36:46,422 --> 01:36:47,504
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE
2611
01:36:47,505 --> 01:36:48,089
GONNA HELP ME.
2612
01:36:48,090 --> 01:36:48,673
I JUST DID.
2613
01:36:48,674 --> 01:36:51,050
I'M NOW OFFICIALLY BUTTING OUT
2614
01:36:51,051 --> 01:36:52,343
OF YOUR LIVES.
2615
01:36:52,344 --> 01:36:54,430
GOOD LUCK.
2616
01:37:02,896 --> 01:37:04,188
HONEY, YOU'RE GOING ABOUT
2617
01:37:04,189 --> 01:37:05,273
THIS ALL THE WRONG WAY.
2618
01:37:05,274 --> 01:37:07,233
STOP THINKING OF THIS AS JUST
2619
01:37:07,234 --> 01:37:09,277
YOUR DIVORCE AND START THINKING
2620
01:37:09,278 --> 01:37:12,487
OF THIS AS A CELEBRATION OF OUR
2621
01:37:12,488 --> 01:37:14,115
LIVES TOGETHER.
2622
01:37:14,116 --> 01:37:15,825
START HAVING FUN WITH IT, AND IF
2623
01:37:15,826 --> 01:37:17,452
YOU DO, THEN THE GUESTS WILL BE
2624
01:37:17,453 --> 01:37:19,329
MORE LIKELY TO COME.
2625
01:37:19,330 --> 01:37:20,705
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
2626
01:37:20,706 --> 01:37:22,457
HOW MANY DIVORCEéS WILL EVER
2627
01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:23,833
HAVE THIS KIND OF AN
2628
01:37:23,834 --> 01:37:27,502
OPPORTUNITY?
2629
01:37:27,503 --> 01:37:29,590
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
2630
01:37:36,512 --> 01:37:38,348
♪ FREE, FREE, LOVE FOR SALE ♪
2631
01:37:38,350 --> 01:37:39,474
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2632
01:37:39,475 --> 01:37:40,432
♪ OUT ON BAIL ♪
2633
01:37:40,433 --> 01:37:41,808
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2634
01:37:41,809 --> 01:37:42,769
♪ OUT OF JAIL ♪
2635
01:37:42,770 --> 01:37:43,810
♪ AND THE GRASS GROWS GREENER
2636
01:37:43,811 --> 01:37:44,811
WAY UP THE HILL ♪
2637
01:37:44,812 --> 01:37:46,105
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2638
01:37:46,106 --> 01:37:46,981
♪ CHEERS TO YOU ♪
2639
01:37:46,982 --> 01:37:48,274
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2640
01:37:48,275 --> 01:37:49,192
♪ SO ARE YOU ♪
2641
01:37:49,193 --> 01:37:51,526
GOOD LUCK.
2642
01:37:51,527 --> 01:37:52,779
♪ AND I WON'T BE COMING HOME
2643
01:37:52,780 --> 01:37:53,613
ANYTIME SOON ♪
2644
01:37:53,614 --> 01:37:54,864
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2645
01:37:54,865 --> 01:37:55,740
♪ LOVE FOR SALE ♪
2646
01:37:55,741 --> 01:37:56,949
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2647
01:37:56,950 --> 01:37:57,867
♪ OUT ON BAIL ♪
2648
01:37:57,868 --> 01:37:59,160
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2649
01:37:59,161 --> 01:38:00,119
♪ OUT OF JAIL ♪
2650
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:01,245
♪ AND THE GRASS GROWS GREENER
2651
01:38:01,246 --> 01:38:02,121
WAY UP THE HILL ♪
2652
01:38:02,122 --> 01:38:03,664
EVERY DAY, EVERY HOUR YOU'RE
2653
01:38:03,665 --> 01:38:04,375
ON THE ROAD.
2654
01:38:04,376 --> 01:38:05,792
IT'S A CARMAGGEDDON FOR YOU,
2655
01:38:05,793 --> 01:38:06,209
DICK.
2656
01:38:06,210 --> 01:38:07,919
DON'T CALL HIM THAT NEAR MY
2657
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:08,710
SCHOOL, MOM!
2658
01:38:08,711 --> 01:38:09,295
BE QUIET.
2659
01:38:09,296 --> 01:38:10,462
MOMMY AND DADDY ARE TALKING.
2660
01:38:10,463 --> 01:38:11,798
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE
2661
01:38:11,799 --> 01:38:17,011
AWAY MY DAY WITH HIM.
2662
01:38:17,012 --> 01:38:19,931
NO?
2663
01:38:19,932 --> 01:38:27,647
NO.
2664
01:38:27,648 --> 01:38:29,649
♪ AND I'M FREE, FREE, FREE ♪
2665
01:38:29,650 --> 01:38:30,565
♪ LOVE FOR SALE ♪
2666
01:38:30,566 --> 01:38:32,068
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2667
01:38:32,069 --> 01:38:32,859
♪ OUT ON BAIL ♪
2668
01:38:32,860 --> 01:38:33,986
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2669
01:38:33,987 --> 01:38:35,071
♪ OUT OF JAIL ♪
2670
01:38:35,072 --> 01:38:36,197
♪ AND THE GRASS GROWS GREENER
2671
01:38:36,198 --> 01:38:37,198
WAY UP THE HILL ♪
2672
01:38:37,199 --> 01:38:38,490
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2673
01:38:38,491 --> 01:38:39,367
♪ CHEERS TO YOU ♪
2674
01:38:39,368 --> 01:38:40,492
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2675
01:38:40,493 --> 01:38:41,618
♪ SO ARE YOU ♪
2676
01:38:41,619 --> 01:38:43,079
[ LAUGHING ]
2677
01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:44,746
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
2678
01:38:44,747 --> 01:38:45,540
[ LAUGHS ]
2679
01:38:45,541 --> 01:38:47,542
OH, YOU GOT TO ACCEPT THIS FUNNY
2680
01:38:47,543 --> 01:38:48,084
GIFT.
2681
01:38:48,085 --> 01:38:50,461
HI. COME TO MY DIVORCE.
2682
01:38:50,462 --> 01:38:51,838
YOU ARE COMING TO MY DIVORCE.
2683
01:38:51,839 --> 01:38:52,754
DIVORCE CEREMONY.
2684
01:38:52,755 --> 01:38:54,631
HENLEY'S ONLY, OKAY?
2685
01:38:54,632 --> 01:38:56,259
WHAT THE FUCK?
2686
01:38:56,260 --> 01:38:57,802
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
2687
01:38:57,803 --> 01:38:59,511
SOME HIGH-SCHOOL FRIEND?
2688
01:38:59,512 --> 01:39:01,097
SOME COLLEGE ROOMMATE?
2689
01:39:01,098 --> 01:39:02,390
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS, BRAD?
2690
01:39:02,391 --> 01:39:03,598
HONEY, I HAVE NO IDEA.
2691
01:39:03,599 --> 01:39:04,976
I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T EVEN
2692
01:39:04,977 --> 01:39:06,102
KNOW WHO THIS IDIOT IS.
2693
01:39:06,103 --> 01:39:06,978
BRAD, IT'S ME...
2694
01:39:06,979 --> 01:39:07,687
MIKE CHRISTIAN.
2695
01:39:07,688 --> 01:39:08,895
I'M DYLAN LIPNICK'S HUSBAND.
2696
01:39:08,896 --> 01:39:10,940
OH! OH, YEAH!
2697
01:39:10,941 --> 01:39:13,525
SO YOU DO KNOW HIM!
2698
01:39:13,526 --> 01:39:14,901
DID YOU JUST LIE TO ME?
2699
01:39:14,902 --> 01:39:16,528
I MEAN -I DON'T EXACTLY
2700
01:39:16,529 --> 01:39:17,113
KNOW...
2701
01:39:17,114 --> 01:39:19,157
FUCK YOU!
2702
01:39:19,158 --> 01:39:21,159
HOW DARE YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME
2703
01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:23,286
ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY BEFORE
2704
01:39:23,287 --> 01:39:24,829
MY FUCKING HONEYMOON?!
2705
01:39:24,830 --> 01:39:25,955
OHH!
2706
01:39:25,956 --> 01:39:26,831
AAH!
2707
01:39:26,832 --> 01:39:29,208
SO, A YOUNG JEWISH COUPLE
2708
01:39:29,209 --> 01:39:31,836
GETS SUCCESSFULLY DIVORCED, BUT
2709
01:39:31,837 --> 01:39:34,505
THE WIFE SAYS TO THE JUDGE, "NOW
2710
01:39:34,506 --> 01:39:36,841
I HAVE TO APPLY FOR A GET."
2711
01:39:36,842 --> 01:39:39,510
AND THE JUDGE SAYS, "GET WHAT?"
2712
01:39:39,511 --> 01:39:41,387
SHE SAYS, "NO, THAT'S THE NAME
2713
01:39:41,388 --> 01:39:43,306
FOR A JEWISH CEREMONY WHICH IS
2714
01:39:43,307 --> 01:39:44,348
FOR A DIVORCE."
2715
01:39:44,349 --> 01:39:46,184
AND HE SAYS, "OH, I UNDERSTAND.
2716
01:39:46,185 --> 01:39:48,019
IN OTHER WORDS, YOU MEAN LIKE A
2717
01:39:48,020 --> 01:39:48,603
BRIS."
2718
01:39:48,604 --> 01:39:50,687
SHE SAYS, "YES, EXCEPT THAT IN A
2719
01:39:50,688 --> 01:39:52,190
BRIS, IT'S ONE THING.
2720
01:39:52,191 --> 01:39:54,233
IN A GET, YOU GET TO GET RID OF
2721
01:39:54,234 --> 01:39:56,277
THE ENTIRE SCHMUCK."
2722
01:39:56,278 --> 01:39:57,694
[ LAUGHTER ]
2723
01:39:57,695 --> 01:39:58,905
HEY, THERE.
2724
01:39:58,906 --> 01:40:01,240
YOU AND ME -DIVORCE CEREMONY.
2725
01:40:01,241 --> 01:40:02,033
THANKS.
2726
01:40:02,034 --> 01:40:04,118
COME HERE.
2727
01:40:04,119 --> 01:40:05,411
LOOK WHAT HE BRINGS ME -A
2728
01:40:05,412 --> 01:40:07,038
DIVORCE INVITATION.
2729
01:40:07,039 --> 01:40:08,080
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2730
01:40:08,082 --> 01:40:08,830
♪ CHEERS TO YOU ♪
2731
01:40:08,831 --> 01:40:10,124
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2732
01:40:10,125 --> 01:40:11,250
♪ SO ARE YOU ♪
2733
01:40:11,251 --> 01:40:12,001
HI.
2734
01:40:12,002 --> 01:40:14,586
I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO MY
2735
01:40:14,587 --> 01:40:15,505
DIVORCE.
2736
01:40:15,506 --> 01:40:16,713
IS IT TRUE YOU'RE ACTUALLY
2737
01:40:16,714 --> 01:40:17,924
SEEKING A DIVORCE FROM DYLAN?
2738
01:40:17,925 --> 01:40:21,761
UH... NO COMMENT.
2739
01:40:21,762 --> 01:40:23,429
♪ OH, I'M FREE ♪
2740
01:40:23,430 --> 01:40:24,347
♪ FREE ♪
2741
01:40:24,348 --> 01:40:25,473
♪ FREE, FREE ♪
2742
01:40:25,474 --> 01:40:26,265
♪ CHEERS TO YOU ♪
2743
01:40:26,266 --> 01:40:27,475
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2744
01:40:27,476 --> 01:40:28,309
♪ SO ARE YOU ♪
2745
01:40:28,310 --> 01:40:29,726
♪ I'M FREE, FREE ♪
2746
01:40:29,727 --> 01:40:30,685
♪ SKIES ARE BLUE ♪
2747
01:40:30,686 --> 01:40:32,063
♪ AND I WON'T BE COMING HOME
2748
01:40:32,064 --> 01:40:32,939
ANYTIME SOON ♪
2749
01:40:32,940 --> 01:40:34,689
YOU ARE COMING TO MY DIVORCE.
2750
01:40:34,690 --> 01:40:35,649
BE THERE.
2751
01:40:35,650 --> 01:40:37,360
HEY, PAUL AND AMBER.
2752
01:40:37,361 --> 01:40:40,196
DIVORCE INVITATION.
2753
01:40:40,197 --> 01:40:42,449
I'LL SEE YOU THERE, OKAY?
2754
01:40:47,620 --> 01:40:49,372
OH, MY GOD! IT'S MIKE!
2755
01:40:49,373 --> 01:40:50,206
OH, MY GOD! MIKE!
2756
01:40:50,207 --> 01:40:51,332
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE!
2757
01:40:51,333 --> 01:40:52,749
I WAS HOPING THAT YOU WERE GONNA
2758
01:40:52,750 --> 01:40:53,126
COME.
2759
01:40:53,127 --> 01:40:54,460
I SAW YOU ON THE COVER OF THAT
2760
01:40:54,461 --> 01:40:55,043
ONE MAGAZINE.
2761
01:40:55,044 --> 01:40:55,877
IS THIS FOR ME?
2762
01:40:55,878 --> 01:40:56,878
YOU'RE COMING TO MY DIVORCE.
2763
01:40:56,879 --> 01:40:57,754
SEE YOU THERE.
2764
01:40:57,755 --> 01:40:58,256
OKAY.
2765
01:40:58,257 --> 01:40:59,507
I ACTUALLY THINK I'M GONNA
2766
01:40:59,508 --> 01:41:00,674
BRING A PLUS-ONE BECAUSE I
2767
01:41:00,675 --> 01:41:01,883
DIDN'T BRING ANYONE THE LAST
2768
01:41:01,884 --> 01:41:02,260
TIME.
2769
01:41:02,261 --> 01:41:03,386
JOSEPH ARMSTRONG IN THE
2770
01:41:03,387 --> 01:41:03,802
HOUSE!
2771
01:41:03,803 --> 01:41:05,053
THAT'S BECAUSE THERE WASN'T
2772
01:41:05,054 --> 01:41:06,304
AN OPEN BAR, BUT THIS TIME, I
2773
01:41:06,305 --> 01:41:07,430
THINK THERE'S GOING TO BE.
2774
01:41:07,432 --> 01:41:08,431
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
2775
01:41:08,433 --> 01:41:09,683
AND I'M DONE!
2776
01:41:09,684 --> 01:41:12,186
THAT'S IT!
2777
01:41:52,895 --> 01:41:54,811
ACCORDING TO THE PRENUPTIAL
2778
01:41:54,812 --> 01:41:56,813
AGREEMENT, IT IS INCUMBENT UPON
2779
01:41:56,814 --> 01:41:58,649
THE PERSON WHO INITIATED THE
2780
01:41:58,650 --> 01:42:00,568
DIVORCE TO INVITE ALL OF THOSE
2781
01:42:00,569 --> 01:42:02,235
WHO ATTENDED THE ORIGINAL
2782
01:42:02,236 --> 01:42:07,491
WEDDING -MINUS 10%.
2783
01:42:07,492 --> 01:42:10,036
MR. CHRISTIAN HAS DONE THIS
2784
01:42:10,037 --> 01:42:11,662
SUCCESSFULLY.
2785
01:42:11,663 --> 01:42:13,955
AS DECREED IN THE PRENUPTIAL
2786
01:42:13,956 --> 01:42:16,374
AGREEMENT, MRS. CHRISTIAN MUST
2787
01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:18,295
SIGN THE DIVORCE PETITION.
2788
01:42:31,225 --> 01:42:33,517
WELL...
2789
01:42:33,518 --> 01:42:35,561
IT FEELS WEIRD TO BE OFFERING
2790
01:42:35,562 --> 01:42:37,563
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, MIKE.
2791
01:42:37,564 --> 01:42:39,607
I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD PULL IT
2792
01:42:39,608 --> 01:42:41,067
OFF.
2793
01:42:41,068 --> 01:42:44,320
I HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH A STRONG
2794
01:42:44,321 --> 01:42:47,657
BOND WITH ANYONE AS I HAVE WITH
2795
01:42:47,658 --> 01:42:49,866
YOU.
2796
01:42:49,867 --> 01:42:56,082
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO IN LOVE.
2797
01:42:56,083 --> 01:42:58,041
AND I THOUGHT YOU FELT THE SAME
2798
01:42:58,042 --> 01:42:58,542
WAY.
2799
01:42:58,543 --> 01:43:03,046
I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
2800
01:43:03,047 --> 01:43:05,091
IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS, I'VE SEEN
2801
01:43:05,092 --> 01:43:07,008
HOW MUCH TROUBLE MIKE HAS GONE
2802
01:43:07,009 --> 01:43:08,927
THROUGH TO GET ALL OF YOU HERE
2803
01:43:08,928 --> 01:43:10,721
TODAY.
2804
01:43:10,723 --> 01:43:13,181
HE HAS SHOWN TREMENDOUS
2805
01:43:13,182 --> 01:43:16,434
PERSISTENCE TO END THIS MARRIAGE
2806
01:43:16,436 --> 01:43:20,648
AND UNITE WITH ALEX.
2807
01:43:20,649 --> 01:43:21,940
MAYBE THAT MEANS SHE DESERVES
2808
01:43:21,941 --> 01:43:24,236
HIM MORE THAN I DO.
2809
01:43:45,882 --> 01:43:48,049
AND NOW, ACCORDING TO THE
2810
01:43:48,050 --> 01:43:49,885
PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT...
2811
01:43:49,886 --> 01:43:52,095
MR. CHRISTIAN WILL REVEAL HIS
2812
01:43:52,096 --> 01:43:54,391
REASONS FOR A DIVORCE.
2813
01:44:01,481 --> 01:44:03,608
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2814
01:44:08,988 --> 01:44:11,865
THANK YOU, DYLAN.
2815
01:44:11,866 --> 01:44:14,075
AND THANK YOU, ALL, FOR COMING
2816
01:44:14,076 --> 01:44:16,329
TODAY AND SPARING YOUR VALUABLE
2817
01:44:16,330 --> 01:44:17,829
TIME FOR ME.
2818
01:44:17,830 --> 01:44:19,540
GETTING ALL YOU HERE WAS NO EASY
2819
01:44:19,541 --> 01:44:21,042
TASK, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT.
2820
01:44:21,043 --> 01:44:23,126
IT WAS NO FUN HAVING DOORS
2821
01:44:23,127 --> 01:44:25,588
SLAMMED IN MY FACE, GETTING THE
2822
01:44:25,589 --> 01:44:28,507
EVIL EYE ON THE STREET, BEING
2823
01:44:28,508 --> 01:44:30,634
SPAT UPON, PUNCHED IN THE FACE,
2824
01:44:30,635 --> 01:44:32,720
AND TOLD I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON
2825
01:44:32,721 --> 01:44:36,724
FOR DESERTING MY PREGNANT WIFE.
2826
01:44:36,725 --> 01:44:40,686
THIS LITTLE... EVENT WAS NOT MY
2827
01:44:40,687 --> 01:44:41,729
IDEA.
2828
01:44:41,730 --> 01:44:43,356
IT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE DYLAN
2829
01:44:43,357 --> 01:44:45,066
SLIPPED A LITTLE CLAUSE IN OUR
2830
01:44:45,067 --> 01:44:46,942
PRENUP...
2831
01:44:46,943 --> 01:44:48,401
A CLAUSE I NEVER BOTHERED TO
2832
01:44:48,402 --> 01:44:48,860
READ.
2833
01:44:48,861 --> 01:44:50,363
OTHERWISE, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
2834
01:44:50,364 --> 01:44:51,988
HAD TO FACE THIS SHIT STORM AND
2835
01:44:51,989 --> 01:44:54,115
SEE ALL OF YOU, BUT I DID.
2836
01:44:54,117 --> 01:44:57,078
AND TODAY, I AM A WINNER...
2837
01:44:57,079 --> 01:44:59,789
[ APPLAUSE ]
2838
01:44:59,790 --> 01:45:02,165
A WINNER NOT JUST BECAUSE I
2839
01:45:02,166 --> 01:45:04,543
GOT MY WAY, BUT BECAUSE I MADE
2840
01:45:04,544 --> 01:45:06,462
THE JOURNEY.
2841
01:45:06,463 --> 01:45:08,840
I FOLLOWED THROUGH ON THIS.
2842
01:45:08,841 --> 01:45:11,217
IT WAS A JOURNEY OF MEETING
2843
01:45:11,218 --> 01:45:13,469
PEOPLE, TALKING WITH THEM,
2844
01:45:13,470 --> 01:45:15,929
REASONING WITH SOME, ARGUING
2845
01:45:15,930 --> 01:45:18,599
WITH OTHERS, LISTENING TO THEIR
2846
01:45:18,600 --> 01:45:21,017
PAINS, THEIR TURMOILS, THEIR
2847
01:45:21,018 --> 01:45:23,771
SUCCESSES, THEIR FAILURES, THEIR
2848
01:45:23,772 --> 01:45:28,900
MISTAKES AND THEIR REGRETS...
2849
01:45:28,901 --> 01:45:34,365
THEIR LIFE LESSONS.
2850
01:45:34,366 --> 01:45:35,907
NOW, I WAS MAD AT DYLAN FOR
2851
01:45:35,908 --> 01:45:37,410
MAKING ME COME HERE TODAY.
2852
01:45:37,411 --> 01:45:40,954
I THOUGHT SHE WAS A SELFISH,
2853
01:45:40,955 --> 01:45:43,290
STUBBORN WOMAN...
2854
01:45:43,291 --> 01:45:45,126
UNTIL I RAN INTO A SINGLE MOM
2855
01:45:45,127 --> 01:45:46,918
WITH FIVE KIDS WHO ASKED ME A
2856
01:45:46,919 --> 01:45:47,961
QUESTION.
2857
01:45:47,962 --> 01:45:50,673
SHE SAID, "WHAT IF DYLAN HAD
2858
01:45:50,674 --> 01:45:52,966
INSTIGATED THE DIVORCE?
2859
01:45:52,967 --> 01:45:54,926
WOULD SHE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE
2860
01:45:54,927 --> 01:45:55,762
SAME HELL?"
2861
01:45:55,763 --> 01:45:57,847
SO, I READ THE PRENUP AGAIN,
2862
01:45:57,848 --> 01:46:00,223
AND, SURE AS SHIT, SHE'D HAVE TO
2863
01:46:00,224 --> 01:46:03,059
GO THROUGH THE SAME HELL I DID.
2864
01:46:03,060 --> 01:46:05,563
THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT THIS
2865
01:46:05,564 --> 01:46:07,899
CLAUSE WASN'T EVIL AFTER ALL.
2866
01:46:07,900 --> 01:46:13,945
IT WAS FAIR -TO BOTH OF US.
2867
01:46:13,946 --> 01:46:15,238
AND IT WAS FAIR TO OUR UNBORN
2868
01:46:15,239 --> 01:46:16,531
CHILD THAT THE PARENTS AREN'T
2869
01:46:16,532 --> 01:46:17,867
GONNA JUST WALK AWAY FROM EACH
2870
01:46:17,868 --> 01:46:19,117
OTHER.
2871
01:46:19,118 --> 01:46:20,785
I REALIZED THAT THIS -THIS
2872
01:46:20,787 --> 01:46:22,621
LONG JOURNEY THAT I HAD TO TAKE
2873
01:46:22,622 --> 01:46:24,498
WAS THE PERFECT COUNSELING FOR A
2874
01:46:24,499 --> 01:46:30,463
TORN, CONFUSED MAN LIKE ME.
2875
01:46:30,464 --> 01:46:32,590
WHEN I PUT ON THIS SUIT TODAY, I
2876
01:46:32,591 --> 01:46:34,508
WAS REMINDED HOW I FELT ON MY
2877
01:46:34,509 --> 01:46:36,677
WEDDING DAY.
2878
01:46:41,140 --> 01:46:42,850
I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT
2879
01:46:42,851 --> 01:46:44,184
THE WORD "LOVE" LATELY.
2880
01:46:44,185 --> 01:46:46,645
LOVE IS A...
2881
01:46:46,646 --> 01:46:49,689
POWERFUL EMOTION.
2882
01:46:49,690 --> 01:46:52,108
LOVE IS THIS...
2883
01:46:52,110 --> 01:46:54,194
INDESCRIBABLE FEELING YOU GET
2884
01:46:54,195 --> 01:46:56,196
WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO YOU
2885
01:46:56,197 --> 01:46:58,698
KNOW WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU...
2886
01:46:58,699 --> 01:47:01,744
WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE WITH A LIFE
2887
01:47:01,745 --> 01:47:04,663
GROWING INSIDE OF THEM, A LIFE
2888
01:47:04,664 --> 01:47:06,666
YOU HELPED CREATE.
2889
01:47:12,506 --> 01:47:14,924
LOVE IS STICKING IT OUT.
2890
01:47:14,925 --> 01:47:16,884
LIVING WITH SOMEONE DAY AFTER
2891
01:47:16,885 --> 01:47:18,718
DAY, WAKING UP NEXT TO THEM
2892
01:47:18,719 --> 01:47:20,638
EVERY MORNING WITH THEIR BAD
2893
01:47:20,639 --> 01:47:22,722
BREATH AND THEIR HAIR MATTED TO
2894
01:47:22,723 --> 01:47:24,808
ONE SIDE OF THEIR HEAD, AND YOU
2895
01:47:24,809 --> 01:47:30,397
JUST LOOK AT THEM AND YOU THINK,
2896
01:47:30,398 --> 01:47:35,778
"GOD, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL."
2897
01:47:35,779 --> 01:47:39,156
THAT'S LOVE.
2898
01:47:39,157 --> 01:47:41,199
DYLAN, I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERY
2899
01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,076
REASON NOT TO LOVE ME...
2900
01:47:43,077 --> 01:47:48,248
AND ONLY ONE REASON TO.
2901
01:47:48,249 --> 01:47:52,627
I LOVE YOU.
2902
01:47:52,628 --> 01:47:54,797
YOU ONCE SAID TO ME, YOU SAID,
2903
01:47:54,798 --> 01:47:57,090
IF ONLY YOUR THESIS COULD CHANGE
2904
01:47:57,091 --> 01:48:01,887
ONE PERSON...
2905
01:48:01,888 --> 01:48:04,348
IT DID.
2906
01:48:11,647 --> 01:48:13,775
I'M SORRY, ALEX.
2907
01:48:21,491 --> 01:48:23,659
I HAVE TO DO THIS.
2908
01:48:30,249 --> 01:48:36,755
SO, IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU...
2909
01:48:36,756 --> 01:48:40,675
I AM BEGGING YOU, DYLAN, TO
2910
01:48:40,676 --> 01:48:42,636
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR ALL THE
2911
01:48:42,637 --> 01:48:47,224
PAIN THAT I HAVE CAUSED YOU.
2912
01:48:47,225 --> 01:48:52,771
DYLAN, WILL YOU REMARRY ME?
2913
01:48:52,772 --> 01:48:53,772
Both: YES!
2914
01:48:53,773 --> 01:48:55,816
YES.
2915
01:48:55,817 --> 01:48:59,820
YES, BUT...
2916
01:48:59,821 --> 01:49:01,071
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR
2917
01:49:01,072 --> 01:49:01,822
IT.
2918
01:49:01,823 --> 01:49:03,448
I PROMISE.
2919
01:49:03,449 --> 01:49:04,407
[ CHUCKLES ]
2920
01:49:04,408 --> 01:49:06,786
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
2921
01:49:35,690 --> 01:49:38,317
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
2922
01:49:43,948 --> 01:49:46,616
MAZEL TOV!
2923
01:49:46,617 --> 01:49:48,201
♪ FEELS SO GOOD THIS
2924
01:49:48,202 --> 01:49:49,912
MORNING ♪
2925
01:49:49,913 --> 01:49:51,746
♪ I WANT TO LEAP BEFORE I LOOK
2926
01:49:51,747 --> 01:49:52,957
AROUND ♪
2927
01:49:53,124 --> 01:49:56,209
♪ I KNOW THAT I'M FALLING ♪
2928
01:49:56,210 --> 01:49:58,420
♪ I THINK IT'S WHAT THIS LIFE'S
2929
01:49:58,421 --> 01:50:02,174
ABOUT ♪
2930
01:50:02,175 --> 01:50:05,635
♪ WHAT YOU SAY IS INFATUATION ♪
2931
01:50:05,636 --> 01:50:07,220
♪ CALL IT PASSION ♪
2932
01:50:07,221 --> 01:50:09,056
♪ NO SIN, NO CRIME ♪
2933
01:50:09,058 --> 01:50:12,017
♪ IN FACT, I'M TRULY GRATEFUL ♪
2934
01:50:12,018 --> 01:50:14,352
♪ PROMISE OF LOVE SEEMS SO
2935
01:50:14,353 --> 01:50:15,104
ALIVE ♪
2936
01:50:15,105 --> 01:50:16,646
♪ LET'S SEE ♪
2937
01:50:16,647 --> 01:50:18,398
♪ LET'S SEE ♪
2938
01:50:18,399 --> 01:50:19,649
♪ TAKE IT OUTSIDE ♪
2939
01:50:19,650 --> 01:50:21,651
ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN UP!
2940
01:50:21,652 --> 01:50:25,906
NOW, ALL OF YOU WHO HAD SEX LAST
2941
01:50:25,907 --> 01:50:26,323
NIGHT...
2942
01:50:26,324 --> 01:50:26,990
YEAH!
2943
01:50:26,991 --> 01:50:27,866
LET'S GO!
2944
01:50:27,867 --> 01:50:29,242
STEP UP!
2945
01:50:29,243 --> 01:50:32,830
GET YOUR PICTURE TA-OH!
2946
01:50:32,831 --> 01:50:33,497
ALL RIGHT!
2947
01:50:33,498 --> 01:50:34,623
COUPLE LATE BLOOMERS.
2948
01:50:34,624 --> 01:50:35,790
COUPLE LATE BLOOMERS.
2949
01:50:35,792 --> 01:50:36,541
OKAY, OKAY.
2950
01:50:36,542 --> 01:50:37,375
UH-OH.
2951
01:50:37,376 --> 01:50:39,087
OH!
2952
01:50:39,088 --> 01:50:41,505
OH!
2953
01:50:41,506 --> 01:50:43,297
NO KISSING AND TELLING, BUDDY.
2954
01:50:43,298 --> 01:50:45,425
ALL RIGHT, NOW...
2955
01:50:45,426 --> 01:50:48,096
THOSE OF YOU WHO HAD SEX WITH
2956
01:50:48,097 --> 01:50:49,262
THE GROOM!
2957
01:50:49,263 --> 01:50:52,015
SOMEBODY GOT TO BE IN WITH THE
2958
01:50:52,016 --> 01:50:53,767
GROOM!
2959
01:50:53,768 --> 01:50:55,018
SORRY, DYLAN.
2960
01:50:55,019 --> 01:50:55,560
OH!
2961
01:50:55,561 --> 01:50:57,146
OKAY, MAMA.
2962
01:50:57,147 --> 01:50:58,522
YEAH, COME HERE.
2963
01:50:58,523 --> 01:50:59,898
RRR!
2964
01:50:59,899 --> 01:51:01,942
[ CHUCKLES ]
2965
01:51:01,943 --> 01:51:03,819
THANKS FOR PLAYING.
2966
01:51:03,820 --> 01:51:07,740
ALL RIGHT, NOW, THOSE OF YOU WHO
2967
01:51:07,741 --> 01:51:09,908
WERE SCREWED BY THE GROOM.
2968
01:51:09,909 --> 01:51:10,743
YEAH!
2969
01:51:10,744 --> 01:51:11,994
[ CROWD OHHs ]
2970
01:51:11,995 --> 01:51:12,786
AWW!
2971
01:51:12,787 --> 01:51:14,079
PICK YOUR HEAD UP, BUDDY.
2972
01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:15,247
PICK YOUR HEAD UP, BUDDY.
2973
01:51:15,248 --> 01:51:15,998
COME ON.
2974
01:51:15,999 --> 01:51:17,166
SMILE ABOUT IT.
2975
01:51:17,167 --> 01:51:18,500
IT'S A CELEBRATION.
2976
01:51:18,501 --> 01:51:21,211
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
2977
01:51:21,212 --> 01:51:22,796
A GOOD SPORT.
2978
01:51:22,797 --> 01:51:24,965
NOW, THOSE OF YOU...
2979
01:51:24,966 --> 01:51:27,717
WHO SCREWED THE GROOM, BIG-TIME.
2980
01:51:27,718 --> 01:51:28,927
SOMEBODY DID.
2981
01:51:28,928 --> 01:51:30,470
[ CROWD "OOHs" ]
2982
01:51:30,471 --> 01:51:31,972
[ LAUGHTER ]
2983
01:51:31,973 --> 01:51:34,599
OHH! UGH!
2984
01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:36,185
HEY! OH!
2985
01:51:36,186 --> 01:51:37,770
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HEY, UM...
2986
01:51:37,771 --> 01:51:39,980
HURTED ME MORE THAN IT HURTED
2987
01:51:39,981 --> 01:51:40,689
YOU.
2988
01:51:40,690 --> 01:51:42,065
MIGHT NEED SOME COUNSELING
2989
01:51:42,066 --> 01:51:42,356
ON
2990
01:51:42,357 --> 01:51:42,941
THAT ONE.
2991
01:51:42,942 --> 01:51:44,317
ALL RIGHT, NOW, THOSE OF YOU,
2992
01:51:44,318 --> 01:51:46,987
WHO, UNFORTUNATELY...
2993
01:51:46,988 --> 01:51:48,405
SAW THE GROOM BUTT NAKED HAVING
2994
01:51:48,406 --> 01:51:48,780
SEX.
2995
01:51:48,781 --> 01:51:49,531
THAT WAS US!
2996
01:51:49,532 --> 01:51:50,323
[ LAUGHTER ]
2997
01:51:50,324 --> 01:51:51,658
THAT WAS US!
2998
01:51:51,659 --> 01:51:52,450
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
2999
01:51:52,452 --> 01:51:53,493
GET IN.
3000
01:51:53,494 --> 01:51:54,203
YOU KNOW WHAT?
3001
01:51:54,204 --> 01:51:54,744
MICHAEL...
3002
01:51:54,745 --> 01:51:55,412
DON'T TOUCH HIM.
3003
01:51:55,413 --> 01:51:56,205
STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
3004
01:51:56,206 --> 01:51:56,955
STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
3005
01:51:56,956 --> 01:52:00,917
ALL RIGHT, NOW, THOSE OF YOU...
3006
01:52:00,918 --> 01:52:02,752
WHO WOULD LIKE TO GO ON A
3007
01:52:02,754 --> 01:52:04,588
HONEYMOON WITH THE GROOM,
3008
01:52:04,589 --> 01:52:06,047
COME ON DOWN!
3009
01:52:06,048 --> 01:52:07,048
YEAH, SEE?
3010
01:52:07,049 --> 01:52:08,175
SHE WANTS TO GO.
3011
01:52:08,176 --> 01:52:08,842
HERE THEY...
3012
01:52:08,843 --> 01:52:09,383
BOY, THEY...
3013
01:52:09,384 --> 01:52:10,219
OH! [ LAUGHS ]
3014
01:52:10,220 --> 01:52:11,553
I'M STARTING TO THINK SOMETHING
3015
01:52:11,554 --> 01:52:11,928
HERE.
3016
01:52:11,929 --> 01:52:12,679
YOU LOVE IT.
3017
01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:14,014
AND ONCE YOU GO MIKE, YOU DON'T
3018
01:52:14,015 --> 01:52:15,265
GO ANYWHERE ELSE.
3019
01:52:15,266 --> 01:52:16,766
THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO
3020
01:52:16,768 --> 01:52:17,350
TELL ME?
3021
01:52:17,351 --> 01:52:18,727
NO. NO, THERE'S NOTHING.
3022
01:52:18,728 --> 01:52:19,686
THERE IS NOTHING.
3023
01:52:19,687 --> 01:52:21,021
OKAY, JUST MAKING SURE.
3024
01:52:21,022 --> 01:52:22,856
LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST...
3025
01:52:22,857 --> 01:52:24,608
I FEEL LIKE WE ALL WANT TO DO
3026
01:52:24,609 --> 01:52:27,027
THIS -WHO WANTS TO GO ON A
3027
01:52:27,028 --> 01:52:29,445
HONEYMOON WITH THE BRIDE?
3028
01:52:29,446 --> 01:52:30,989
THAT'S ALL OF YOU!
3029
01:52:30,990 --> 01:52:32,323
THAT'S EVERYBODY!
3030
01:52:32,324 --> 01:52:33,699
THAT'S ALL OF YOU!
3031
01:52:33,700 --> 01:52:35,244
YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
3032
01:52:35,245 --> 01:52:36,495
NO! SHE'S MINE!
3033
01:52:36,496 --> 01:52:37,370
UNH-UNH! NO!
3034
01:52:37,371 --> 01:52:38,454
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
3035
01:52:38,455 --> 01:52:40,874
[ LAUGHING ]
3036
01:52:40,875 --> 01:52:42,000
WHOO!
3037
01:52:42,001 --> 01:52:47,923
GET IT, MAN!
3038
01:52:47,924 --> 01:52:50,051
♪ I'M STAYING WITH YOU ♪
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