Original subtitles

If I'm teaching you how to be a hoe,

your middle name is going to be hoe.

[Sabrina] Previously on Sistas.

[Aaron] She's acting really strange.

I can bring a medical malpractice

and discrimination lawsuit against him.

He's a highly respected doctor.

Something's always lurking around the corner.

You know, like, it just don't seem fair.

You gotta be mindful and use wisdom in those times.

[Zac] Speaking of this mindfulness thing...

I got something I gotta do.

[gentle music]

Can I come in?

[gentle music continues]

Thanks.

What's up, Aaron?

What's up, Zac?

I'm sorry, bro, for poppin' up late.

No. That's okay. We just... We just finished eating.

Honestly, I think it's... It's good that you're here.

I mean, you and Karen are the only two

that understand what each other are going through, so...

-Yeah. -Maybe you being here might, um,

might do her some good.

Why are you saying it like I ain't in the room?

Karen, I wasn't saying it like that.

[Faith crying]

Why are you here?

Well, I, um...

Yeah... Um...

Let me use the bathroom for a minute.

Okay. Karen, are you good?

Okay... Alright, I'll give you guys a minute.

[somber music]

[bathroom door shuts]

I was, um...

[Faith cooing]

I was just thinking about calling, but, um...

I ain't gonna lie. I ain't...

I ain't exactly know what to say.

I wasn't in a talking mood.

You still ain't say why you here.

If I'm being honest, I don't even know.

[somber music continues]

What do you mean, you don't know?

Just got in the car, I started driving,

brought me here.

-Okay. -[Zac] Karen, I...

I ain't never f... feel pain like this before.

With how I feel this,

I can only imagine what you're going through.

[somber music continues]

I feel like I'm...

I'm walking around in somebody else's...

bad dream.

I get... I get it.

Crazy how things just went bad so fast, like...

Like I can't even, like...

understand it or, like, believe it, you know?

Yeah... Yeah.

'Cause I was there.

[Faith cooing]

You came all the way over here just to tell me that?

No, I didn't.

Actually, I came to congratulate you.

Um... Faith... She's a beautiful....

miracle.

Can...

Can I pick her up?

[gentle music] [Faith cooing]

-[Zac shushing softly] -[Faith cooing]

Hey... Hey, little mama.

Hey...

You're so beautiful.

Karen, she's beautiful.

[Faith cries]

You think she can feel the loss?

Hey, hey... It's okay. You know I got you.

She'll wake up looking for her sister.

Hey, it's okay. No, please don't cry.

-[Faith cries] -She's probably lost like us.

[Zac shushes]

-It's okay. It's okay. -[Faith crying]

-[Zac shushing] -[Faith crying]

Here's your daddy...

[Aaron] Hi, baby.

Hi, baby. Shh...

-It's all right, baby. -[Faith crying]

Karen, we'll be in your room if you need us, okay?

[Faith crying]

[Faith crying]

[somber music continues]

Now that I'm here,

you ready to have a real conversation?

♪ When my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We're goin' out tonight 'cause I'm lookin' for love ♪

A real conversation?

About what?

So many things. But first...

Are you okay?

What do you think?

It's just...

Faith was crying and...

-You didn't even, like, move. -I was...

-I'm sorry. -I am trying my best, okay?

-Okay... Okay. -I am!

I know... No, but... But Aaron's here.

-He is. -He's helping, ain't he?

He helps a lot.

Okay. That's good.

You know he a solid dude. You know, he...

He loves you, Karen.

He does.

Karen, you're the toughest woman I've ever seen in my life.

But you got Faith.

And she needs her mom.

It's okay to grieve.

It's okay to cry, scream, yell. But get--

Like, just get it out. Do whatever you gotta do. But...

you can't get stuck here.

She needs you.

[somber music continues]

I guess this is really it.

We're no longer tied to each other.

Karen, I'll forever have love for you...

no matter where our life takes us.

Come on. Karen.

[somber music continues]

I'm sorry.

For what? Don't do that. Don't do that.

I'm sorry... for everything.

Karen. Don't do that. Come on. You...

I know, I worked your nerves a lot... Trust me.

-Just my nerves? -[Zac chuckles]

[gentle music]

-You know I love you, Karen. -What is love to you, Zac?

[gentle music continues]

You gonna throw it all away, just like that?

No... You threw it away when you got with that Insta-hoe.

Broke ass ain't even got a car.

That's 'cause I like to exercise.

No, it's 'cause your credit is shot.

And I've been supporting you this whole damn time, Zac!

I just want things to go back to the way they were.

Can we just move forward?

That ain't how it works, Zac.

-What? -Alaina's pregnant.

She came to the airport and told me; I didn't know.

And you come in here with an attitude? --, please!

Welcome! Welcome to my world.

[Zac yells] [lamp shatters]

Stop!

[Zac grunting]

-Oh, shit. -Give me my keys.

Oh, you want your keys?

-Yes! Give me my keys. -Oh, shit.

-Zac! Get out! Go! -I'm sorry.

-I'm not coming back. -Yeah, you said that.

My money now or the police later... You choose.

-You gonna threaten me, Karen? -I know you did it, Zac!

You think I want to feel like this

about someone like you, Zac?

-Then don't. Then don't. -And leave what?

My heart just ain't ready to let it go.

-How about that? -Get over it.

But you asked me what love is, right?

I've just been trying to figure this all out.

[gentle music continues]

Okay... Okay.

If there was one thing that we knew how to do, it was fight.

And make up.

[chuckles]

We was... We was wild.

[smooth music]

[playful phone ringtone]

Hello, this is Andrea Barnes.

[Reginald] Well, hello again, Miss Barnes, this is Reginald.

Reginald Vaughn... I hope I'm not disturbing you.

No, actually you're not.

I was just about to leave for the day.

How are you?

[Reginald] Please, just... just call me Reginald.

Okay... In that case, then you should call me Andi.

[Reginald] Andi? Okay.

So, Reginald, how can I help you?

[Reginald] Well, to tell you the truth,

I didn't want to impose earlier, but for some reason, I just...

I can't seem to get you off my mind.

Oh, really?

[Reginald] You know how it is

when a song keeps replaying in your head?

And it won't stop until you actually hear that song?

I think they call that an earworm.

[Reginald, chuckling] Exactly.

Well, you know, I figured the best way

to help with you being stuck on my mind

is to actually see you.

Oh, you know, I would.

Except being stuck on someone's mind would imply something bad,

Except being stuck on someone's mind would imply something bad,

and I don't want to be associated--

[Reginald] No, not at all.

It just means that I need to see you, if that's possible.

Maybe we can, um, grab a coffee later this week.

Um...

It's been a tough week.

Um... What do you think about grabbing drinks tonight?

-[Reginald] Tonight? -Yeah.

Um, I mean,

it'll be a nice welcome change than going home...

-after hanging out with Karen. -[Reginald] How is Ms. Mott?

About as well as anyone could expect right now.

[Reginald] Good; I'm sorry I couldn't have done more

to help her and her babies.

It's okay.

You did what you could do,

and you stepped in when we needed you.

We're grateful.

[Reginald] I did what I could.

-So drinks tonight? -[Reginald] Absolutely.

I mean, yes, I can definitely make that happen.

Great.

[Reginald] Do you have any place in particular in mind?

As a matter of fact, I do.

For real, Chaz!

Like, when you hit that game-winning three?

You was like, "bow!" I was like, "Damn."

I knew you was a bad brother,

but I ain't know you was like that.

Like, for real.

-Like that, right? -Yeah.

Is everything okay, Mr. Duncan?

-Well, we are... -Of course.

Of course it's okay. Yeah.

We was, uh, you know, just going over some tax stuff.

-Yeah. -[Fatima] Is that right?

[Hayden] Yeah, of course. Come on now.

Like, we was going over, uh, I was telling him

that your business manager, you know, he can keep track of some

of these activities, and we can make some...

some business deductions, you know, just tax stuff.

[Fatima] Right, um...

Mr. Duncan, didn't you say

that you had another meeting you need to get to?

-Yeah, I do. -Well...oh. I didn't know.

No, but no, I thought I could, you know, help out and...

[Fatima] Yeah. Don't think.

Listen, anything we need, he has it, okay?

And if not, we can have it sent by our office courier.

Come on, I'll show you out for sure.

-Yeah. -Right.

Appreciate it, Mr. Moss.

Of course, man. Hey, call me Hayden.

We friends, bro. Yeah.

-Hey, call me, bro. -[Chaz] All right now.

Yeah. For real. We friends.

We had good times, I remember.

We did, huh?

Yeah. I mean...

We had ups and downs like any other couple, but...

there were good times...right?

♪ Wish I could make you dessert ♪

Zac, I said you could stay on the sofa!

What is going on?

-Can I just hug you? Like... -I just wanted to hug you.

Pull over.

-[Karen] What...Zac! -[Zac] We are back!

[Karen laughing]

-You trying to poison me? -No.

Don't you ever be tellin' my mama where I at.

Zac!

[Zac] I've always loved you. You know that.

[Karen] What is this spell that you have on me?

[Zac] I feel so lonely out there.

♪ I can watch you go down in flames ♪

♪ I know you feel broken, I know you feel scared ♪

You were an important part of my life...

for a long time.

An important part of mine too.

It's crazy how life could take a turn.

I can't believe how this all unfolded.

I never would have imagined us...

in this circumstance.

[somber music]

-[Fatima sighs] -Thanks.

Well, Mr. Duncan, listen, as goofy as Mr. Moss comes across,

I promise you, he is really good at what he does.

Nah, it's all good.

I'm used to dealing with fans. And call me Chaz.

Okay, well, Chaz, thank you for coming in.

And if there's anything else we can do, please let us know.

-[Fatima] We got you. -[Chaz] Sure.

-Oh, look at this shit. -[Chaz] What?

[Fatima] Nothing.

[smooth music]

Hi, Fatima.

And is this the Chaz Duncan you have here with you?

I guess you would know ballplayers

-since you are one yourself. -I'm Tamara.

Tamara.

[smooth music continues]

[Chaz] Nice to meet you.

The pleasure is all mine, Chaz.

[Fatima] Um, Tamara...

I'm sure Hayden's still in the conference room.

Who?

Hayden... The person you're here to see.

The person you live with.

The one you actually swindled

into getting into a relationship with... A relationship!

-[Tamara chuckles] -[Fatima] Short little ugly guy?

-Yeah... We're not together. -Yeah.

Since when?

Uh, well, since...

about ten minutes from now.

That's for you. Well, don't let me keep you.

Maybe you and I can get

to know each other over dinner or something.

Word.

Okay. Bye. Go!

[smooth music continues]

Damn, you quick!

Yes. Listen, that girl is bad news.

She's a straight up hoe. All right?

You tap that shit and you'll end up with herpes simplex ten.

-What? -Yes.

-[Chaz] For real? What? -Yes.

All right. All right.

Listen... You see her? Run, okay? I'm serious.

It eats right through the condoms.

Word. Burns through the condoms, huh?

Yes. You better know it.

Well, shit, good looking out, Miss Wilson.

Yeah. Call me Fatima.

Cool, cool... Fatima.

-Love that name. -Thank you.

Hey, thanks for everything.

Absolutely. I'll see you soon, okay?

-Sure. -Her? Run.

[Chaz] Sure.

You ballplayers, see...

-All right. -[Chaz] All right.

[smooth music continues]

Oh... What's up, babe?

Looking good.

It's a nice surprise.

What brings you to my office?

We need to talk.

This couldn't wait till I got home?

Actually, no. It couldn't.

Okay. Sounds serious. What's up?

This isn't working for me anymore.

I mean, why are we even still doing this?

What do you mean this isn't working for you anymore?

We're wasting each other's time, and one of us is gonna snap.

It's a ticking time bomb.

You're not making any sense.

I don't want to spend every hour

wondering when or how you're gonna get back at me.

[tense music]

I'm not planning on getting back at you.

You say that now.

Whatever happened in the past...

it's in the past, all right?

I don't believe you.

[tense music continues]

What happens when you really

think about me and Gary together,

and you get mad all over again?

Like I said, it's in the past.

[smooth R&B music]

You say that now.

I see what's really going on here.

You mad I ain't tricking on you no more, right?

Or... is your grimy ass back out there cheating again

and you looking for a way out?

None of the above.

I just don't love you anymore.

Fine.

Well, I'm gonna have to just find me a badder -- then.

[giggles] Good luck with that.

There is plenty of women

that are waiting to take your spot.

Remember, you ain't shit without me.

You understand?

So get your lying, cheating, trifling ass out of my office.

-There it is. Bye, Hayden. -Get the -- out.

Get the -- out! Hurry up! -- slut!

[objects clatter]

[dramatic music]

[excited chatter]

[upbeat dance music] [indistinct singing]

-Hi. -Hi.

Would you stop pulling at the dress, Sabrina?

I know, sorry... I just feel like everyone's staring.

-I'm a little uncomfortable. -Yeah, that's the goal, stare.

You're like a hot ham hock

in a room full of rabid dogs ready to pounce.

Because these men are here to have.

Yeah.

-Yeah, I'm ready, I think. -Uh-huh.

They're taking notice, Sabrina.

Okay. Do what I told you. Bat them eyes.

-Mm-hmm. -[Maurice] Uh-huh, bat and bat.

Uh... right. That's, uh... That's a bat in a cave. Uh...

-Oh-ho. -I have something in my eye now.

Uh-oh.

Okay, okay.

You're doing the best you can. Uh-oh. Bat. Bat bitch, bat.

[upbeat dance music continues]

[upbeat music]

[sighs] What have I gotten myself into?

[upbeat music continues]

[knocking on glass door]

-Everything okay? -Hey. Yeah.

Um, just going over some paperwork.

-Are you leaving? -Oh, yeah.

Danni and I were going to head to Karen's,

get her some gumbo and some flowers.

We figured she needed some girls time.

Yeah. I can't even imagine.

It's hard even connecting with Zac.

I feel like he's shutting me out.

I feel like maybe he just needs some time.

You know, men like Zac, you know,

they need some time to process their emotions.

Yeah. I know, but...

Andi, he should be able to talk to me, you know?

He hated when I took time to process things,

and now he's doing the exact same thing to me.

Friend, he's grieving. Just give him some time.

Okay.

Speaking of time, it's late. What are you up to?

Oh, my God, I didn't even realize the time.

I've been looking over all this paperwork

for the players that I'm working with now... So much.

I'm sorry, the players?

I was only made aware that there was

one athlete you were working with.

Yeah, so about that. Um...

Miss Marie Willis's godson referred other players to me.

So here we are.

And what are you doing, exactly?

Oh, just making sure they don't get pencil whipped

in the fine print.

You know how these baby ballers are.

They think they have all the money in the world

with these contracts until they realize they don't.

Hmm... Well, I guess that's good practice

for in the future, when you actually pass the bar.

[gentle music]

Yeah... Um, just, you know, trying to help out where I can.

Um, speaking of Karen, um,

did you ever talk back to Doctor Vaughn?

Why do you ask?

I mean...

I thought I saw something between the two of you.

I... I barely spoke to him.

However, I do need to speak

to him regarding something that happened at the hospital.

Yeah, well, it doesn't hurt he fine as hell, so...

Fatima...

What? Girl, just 'cause Zac put a ring on it

-don't mean I'm blind. -True.

Hey, um, what do you say after you finish at Karen's,

you and I meet up for a drink?

God knows I could use a change

of scenery even if I can't drink.

Right. Um, you know, I would love to.

However, after Karen's,

I'm gonna crawl on my couch with a heating pad.

These cramps are killing me.

Yeah...

My sympathy. That is one thing I do not miss.

Feel better.

-Lucky you. -[Fatima] I know.

Um, don't stay too late with these contracts.

Yeah, I won't.

[Andi] Let me just take another look...

[gentle music continues]

[door clicks] [gentle music continues]

[Zac] Look at us now.

Yeah. Look at you.

-[Karen chuckles] -[Zac scoffs]

Look at me? Look at you. You're a mom.

And I know you're gonna be a dope mom to Faith.

Thank you.

Thank you for saying that.

[sniffling]

I know you're gonna be a great father, Zac.

You're gonna be a great father...

You're gonna do good. You are.

Look at us.

We're all so different now.

I know.

I have Fatima.

I have Aaron.

[Zac] You do.

[Karen] I'm gonna really try to make it work with him.

And make a real family, you know?

[Zac] That's what's up, Karen.

[Karen sniffles, sighs]

[Zac sniffles]

[Zac] What's the matter?

[gentle music]

Nothing.

I know you're ready to get rid of me, though.

[chuckles]

I didn't say that; you're putting words in my mouth.

I know you're glad to be rid of me, finally.

Now who's putting words in whose mouth?

I really do appreciate you, Karen.

You helped me grow up.

-Hmm... -[Zac] You did.

[gentle music continues]

[gentle music continues]

-[sighing] -[chuckling]

Oh, be gentle, be gentle.

[gentle music continues]

We good, Karen.

[gentle music continues]

[heels click]

[tense music]

-Girl, are you crazy? -I come in peace.

You almost got blown to pieces for sneaking up on me like that.

-I didn't mean to startle you. -What are you still doing here?

I needed to talk to you.

I can't think of nothing you need to talk to me about.

And no, I am not hooking you up with Chaz Duncan, so...

[laughs] I don't need help with that.

Mm-hmm...

I wanted to apologize.

Apologize? Save it for your man. He might believe that shit.

I broke up with Hayden, so I won't be around anymore.

Sorry. I'm too tired to even care.

[scoffs] Look, I know you don't like me, that's okay.

But I'm not the monster you think I am.

I've heard those exact same words before...

from another man you were sleeping with... Gary.

Okay, I get it.

I just wanted to say that I am sorry for all of it.

-Is that it? -[Tamara] Yeah.

And if you ever want to link up for a drink--

It ain't happening.

All right, I accept your little apology,

but ain't no kumbaya.

-Okay? -Okay.

We don't have to be friends.

But I would like it if you support my new

online hair brand, Lace Gone.

Gone by Tamara.

[smooth R&B music]

Typical.

Have a good night, Tamara.

[smooth music continues]

[knocking on door]

-Hey, Andi. -Hey, Aaron.

Come on in. How you doing?

You look good, man.

Heh... I don't feel as great, but thank you.

-[Danni talks baby-talk] -[Aaron chuckles]

Where's Karen?

Uh, she's in the bedroom, hopefully taking a nap.

-Good. -Yeah, those are pretty.

-Oh, yeah. Her favorite. -Yeah.

We got some gumbo for her. It's her favorite.

[gentle music]

We'll see how that goes.

I gave her some food earlier, and all she did was just

pick over it, so I don't know if she's that hungry.

Okay, that's not good. She has to eat for her strength.

Agreed, I just don't want to push her too hard.

I've kind of just been taking it a day at a time.

Well...

I mean, you know, just tell her we're here

'cause she's gonna eat if I have to spoon feed it to her, so...

-I'll let her know. -[Danni] Okay.

Yeah, but just...right. Forewarning you...

She's been kind of, uh, out of it.

So getting her to do the bare necessities been a little bit

of a mission, and she hasn't really talked that much either.

Except for when Zac was here earlier.

-Zac? -Why was Zac here?

He just came by to check on her, you know.

And I think it was

beneficial for them both, at least for their shared grief,

and...seemed like they were able to get some closure out of it.

-That makes sense. -Right.

But I'll, um... Yeah.

All right, I'm going.

♪ Lift my eyes, couldn't believe my eyes ♪

♪ Because I'm into the perfect crazy bitch ♪

How embarrassing.

What a shame for someone to be that fine and that stupid.

Maurice, stop.

Don't you think you're being a little harsh?

Hell no!

Girl, that man was dumb as a box of hair.

[upbeat music plays faintly]

That's horrible, Maurice.

No, his pickup game is what's horrible.

[energetic dance music]

[no audible dialogue]

Nice to meet you.

[energetic dance music continues]

[no audible dialogue]

Paige!

Just give me one second, okay?

Bring your ass over here. We're here for a purpose.

What? I was talking to that guy.

Oh, no... What is happening?

[smooth, glam dance music]

[speaking softly]

Yeah, you wanna buy these drinks?

Sabrina no!

Thank you, Glasses.

[smooth, glam dance music continues]

Well, you are the prettiest woman I've seen here all night.

You're sexy as hell, too.

[Sabrina] Thank you.

I'm actually about to meet someone.

[Dragon Breath] Well, any man in his right mind

wouldn't keep a fine lady like you waiting too long.

Thank you so much. Um...

-Would you like one? -[Dragon Breath] Oh, nah, no.

Uh, Mister Sir, you might want to watch her

from the other side of the world... the bar.

Because her man is crazy.

I seen him shoot somebody for breathing too close to her.

May I suggest a scraping of your esophagus, maybe.

Oh, there's a grill.

-Oh. -[Maurice] Woo!

[coughing]

Is it just me,

or did a green cloud aggressively attack

our respiratory systems?

It was like somebody missed their six month cleaning.

[Paige laughs, gags]

[playful phone ringtone]

Girl, pick up!

[line trilling]

[playful phone ringtone]

[rejects call]

Did you get some rest?

No.

I was just sitting here and thinking.

Your girls are here.

-[Andi] Karen, where are you at? -[Danni] Brought your favorite!

-They brought your favorite. -[Karen] Mm.

[Aaron] Mm-hmm.

Thank you...

For everything.

Of course.

[gentle, tender music]

-[Danni] Hey, love. -Hey, sweetie.

Girl, get over here and eat this gumbo before I eat it for you.

Are those for me?

Yes, I know they're your favorite.

They're beautiful. Thank you.

Still sore, huh?

-A bit. -Yeah.

-Exhausted. -Well, that's understandable.

Mm. It's good.

I can't tell by the way you picking at it.

I don't have much of an appetite.

Karen, you have to eat.

That's the only way your body's going to heal.

I know, but I can eat it later.

So how you been feeling?

We know it's been traumatic for you.

You know, I really don't want to talk about me.

-Karen-- -[Karen] I know you mean well,

but I don't want to talk about me, so...

What's up, Andi?

You all know everything that's going on with me.

-So there's that. -Ain't hear it from you, though.

-You heard from Gary? -[Andi] Yeah.

Honestly, I don't want to talk about that.

Okay, you don't want to talk about this.

You don't want to talk about that.

What we're supposed to talk about, the weather?

Excuse me.

Oh, I am sorry, ladies. I have to leave.

I have an urgent meeting.

Urgent meeting? This time of night. With who?

Danni...

That's privileged information. I'm an attorney, you know.

-Andi...privilege my ass. -It's fine, I understand.

-Thank you. -[Karen] Yeah.

Listen, call me if you need anything.

I'm going to check on you tomorrow, okay?

Andi, this is some shit.

You're supposed to be hanging with Karen.

Yes, I know, and I would if this wasn't urgent.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

-All right. Well, love you. -I love you, too.

Yeah. I love you, too.

[tense music]

Thanks for coming, Andi.

[tense music continues]

[Faith cooing]

[Faith crying]

I'm gonna go check on Faith.

That's a good man, Savannah.

Danni, stop playing, girl. Savannah...

Ooh, looks like you, um... sprung a leak.

Oh... [groans]

It happens when the baby cries.

Something about a letdown. I don't know.

Um, Karen, are those the same...

clothes you left the hospital in?

Yeah.

-Okay... Oh hell no. -I ain't been nowhere, Danni.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Come with me. Come with me.

You don't want to eat? You gonna do something.

-Get up, girl. -Wait, wait, wait.

I got you, I got you, I got you.

We gotta get you one of them donut things.

Donut things?

That's what you sit on. The BBL girls have them.

-Oh. -Mm-hmm.

Where we even going? You taking me back to bed?

Uh-uh. We going to the shower.

[Karen sighs]

My gosh...

'Cause the Karen I know would not be...

sit down... wouldn't be caught dead...

-[Karen sighs] -In some crusty-ass pajamas.

Leave me alone, Danni.

No, we gotta get you cleaned up.

You over here smelling like some stale-ass buttermilk.

Ow, don't make me laugh. You gonna hurt my stitches.

Oh, that's the laugh I've been looking for.

It's hard, okay?

What's hard is that crusted-ass milk on your titty.

[Karen winces]

Always got jokes.

Sorry, but not sorry.

We gonna get you through this, girl.

All right, [sighs] let's get that ass in there.

Come on.

You're not coming in with me, ain't you?

-Mm-mm. -Okay.

You can wash your own booty. Or get Aaron to do it.

I'll be out here.

♪ Girl, I'm done with the fighting ♪

Okay, so where do I begin?

You had Chester Polyester

that looked like he came from the '70s.

Cheaper the Keeper didn't have a dime to his name.

And then there was, uh, Dirt Box.

Looked like he ain't bathed in years, and, uh....

Oh, we can't forget Glasses. He was too shy.

-What was he saying? -I don't know.

I'm not having the best luck tonight.

And we can't forget Musty Mouth.

Oh, God.

There's a wisdom tooth awry back there.

Yeah, that was really bad.

Oh, this is a lot harder than I thought.

Sabrina,

a wise woman always said, "Good things come to those who wait."

So you wait, and then you find the right man to take home.

[Paige] What? Are you crazy?

Sabrina, do not take any of these men home.

They could be a stage five clinger.

Or worse, they could stalk you.

Stalk? JonBenét, please. Ain't nobody ever stalked you.

Yes, they have.

That's why I'm taking online jiu jitsu classes.

This is really complicated.

No, no it's not.

You just gotta, you know, enjoy the moment.

You gotta love the good, the bad, and the naughty.

Yeah.

I like the way you think, Paige.

Well, thank you. And, I mean, look at you.

Look at your face and your body

and your beautiful cow eyes... I mean...

Cow?

Now, girl, that sounded racist a little bit.

Ain't nobody calling her no cow.

Don't you ever let nobody call you a cow, heifer.

Do you mean doe eyes?

Uh... Well... No. Um...

Cow eyes are the symbol of innocence, that's...

-Hmm. -Innocence?

-Yeah. -No one's going for innocence.

We need her eyes to help her get rammed like a crash dummy.

-Like so. -Oh.

-You know, Maurice is right. -[Paige] Wow.

[hands clap]

I came here to get into trouble and not out of it.

-Got it. Copy. Noted. -That's right.

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Girl, what the hell wrong with you?

Your insides itching?

No, I just have to use the ladies room.

Well, I'll go with you.

-Let's go. -Uh...

I don't want to go. Maurice made me feel awkward.

Girl, you ain't gonna blame me for being pissy.

You better go to the bathroom.

Don't nobody want no golden shower.

Except maybe Musty Mouth.

He seemed to be into that kind of thing.

If you hold your pee, Sabrina, your orgasms are,

like, way worse.

Okay... I gotta go.

Oh, now, girl, you laying it low

and spreading it wide before you even get a man.

Oh, why do I feel a breeze?

Sabrina, do you do those vaginal facials?

That is definitely not how you bend down in that dress.

[Sabrina] Wait, did I rip it?

I need to tell you, it's okay, baby, just stand upright.

-Okay. -Just bend down from the...

-Here you go. -[Maurice] Oh my God.

-Thank you. -My pleasure.

I'm Sabrina.

Sabrina... Sabrina... Sabrina... Sabrina...

What a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.

I'm Frank, Frank Givens.

Nice to meet you, Frank.

The pleasure is all mine.

I think Frank might be feeling her.

And I hope he's ready with a blue pill.

'Cause that bull is ready to buck.

[laughing]

[Paige] Wait. Sorry. What is buck?

-[Maurice] Young buck? -[Paige] No.

Ooh, if it isn't Richard the Bitcher... Yeah.

How it feel now, Rich? Mr. Juice Man?

Sabrina got someone else putting her in the blender.

[Paige, laughing] That was good...

What the -- is going on, Sabrina?

Pops, you don't want these type of problems. Go.

[Andi] Next on Sistas.

What is going on? You're not even listenin'.

I went to see Karen today.

What is one thing that you won't compromise on it?

Wow. You're starting pretty heavy.

Why not? Life is short. Drinks ain't cheap.

My brother Dylan is gonna come meet us.

You're gonna love him.

And he's recently single, and he really needs a fun night out.

Mm-mm... I done met my white quota for life.

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