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AH HA HA HA HA!
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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OOH, I JUST LOVE HOW
YOUR HAIR HAS GROAN OUT!
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A LITTLE SCREAM
RINSE AND CONDITIONER,
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AND IT'LL LOOK FABU!
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IF YOU DON'T LOOK DEAD,
WE DON'T LOOK DEAD.
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OH. HELLO, KIDDIES!
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YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME
FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT.
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YOU KNOW, IT WAS ALWAYS
ONE OF MY GHOULS IN DEATH
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TO OPEN MY OWN SCARE SALON.
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NOW, LET'S SEE...
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A FEW SHRIEKS IN YOUR
HAIR WOULD LOOK GOOD.
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A BOO-FAUNT WOULD
LOOK EVEN BETTER!
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OR MAYBE YOU'D
LIKE TO TRY TONIGHT'S
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DIE-FASHION STATEMENT.
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IT'S A NASTY NUGGET
THAT ASKS THE QUESTION,
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ZOM-BIE, OR NOT ZOM-BIE.
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I CALL IT "HALFWAY HORRIBLE."
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YOU RECOGNIZE HIM?
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IT'S DAN KING.
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HE WORKED IN YOUR COMPANY.
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HE FOUNDED IT WITH ME.
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THAT'S EXTHION-B,
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THE PRESERVATIVE MY
COMPANY'S ABOUT TO INTRODUCE.
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WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
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MR. KING TOOK 4O CCs OF
YOUR PRESERVATIVE EXTHION-B
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RIGHT INTO HIS NECK.
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THEY TOLD ME THAT HIS HEAD
WON'T ROT FOR 100 YEARS.
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WHAT'S IN THIS SHIT?
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WELL, BASICALLY IT'S AN
HERB FROM THE RAIN FOREST.
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FOUND THIS IN HIS POCKET.
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"I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN
OR FORGIVEN."
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AT FIRST WE THOUGHT
IT WAS SUICIDE,
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BUT HIS HANDWRITING
ISN'T MATCHING.
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MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
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NO.
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JESUS.
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SOMEBODY PUT IT
ON AFTER HE DIED.
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YOU HAVE ANY ASPIRIN?
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SURE.
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THANKS.
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FOUND THIS IN DAN
KING'S APARTMENT.
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THAT'S BRAZIL.
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A MILLION YEARS AGO.
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THERE'S DAN, ME, KEVIN,
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AND ALEX.
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ALEX DIED DOWN THERE.
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YOU HAVE ANY
ENEMIES, MR. LASSEN?
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I'M THE PRESIDENT
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OF AN INTERNATIONAL
CHEMICAL COMPANY.
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WELL, IS THERE ANYBODY
YOU CAN THINK OF
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WITH ACCESS TO THIS CHEMICAL
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THAT MIGHT WANT
YOU OR DAN KING DEAD?
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NOT FOR A LONG TIME.
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THIS IS CRAZY, ROGER.
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WE CAME DOWN HERE
TO LEARN, DANIEL.
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NOT THIS.
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COME ON.
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THESE PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN DOING THIS
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FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
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WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.
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YEAH, MAYBE, KEVIN,
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BUT WHAT A RIDE IT'S GONNA BE.
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THINK OF THE SECRETS, HUH?
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THINGS NO ONE'S
EVER SEEN BEFORE.
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FUCK, MAN, I DIDN'T
COME HERE TO SEE THIS.
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YOU'VE TAKEN US TO A PLACE
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WE CAN'T TURN BACK FROM, ROGER.
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THIS SIDE OF YOU, IT'S EVIL.
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ALL THE WAY. WE CAME DOWN
HERE TO GO ALL THE WAY.
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EVERYBODY HAS AN EVIL SIDE.
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THE SECRET IS JUST LEARNING
HOW TO KEEP IT ON A LEASH.
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STILL GOT THAT HEADACHE?
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MMM.
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YOU KNOW, I HAD A
FRIEND THAT WORKED
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IN A CHEMICAL PLANT
IN BATON ROUGE.
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HE USED TO GET HEADACHES, TOO.
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HIS WHOLE HEAD ROLLED OFF
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LIKE A BOWLING BALL ONE DAY.
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HELL OF A SIGHT.
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I DON'T WORK IN
THE PLANT. I OWN IT.
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SORRY.
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"I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN
OR FORGIVEN."
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THIS IS NO GOOD, ROGER.
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NO, SIR.
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HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE.
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HE?
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YOU KNOW... HE, SHE, IT.
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SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS
WHERE I FUCKIN' LIVE.
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YOU WANT A LITTLE
PIECE OF ADVICE
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FROM YOUR LOCAL
POLICE DEPARTMENT?
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WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE
TOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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AND MAYBE WE CAN FIND OUT
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WHO THIS HE, SHE OR IT IS.
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OH, NO, I CAN'T LEAVE TOWN NOW.
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MY COMPANY'S DEBUTING
A NEW PRODUCT IN A WEEK.
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WE'RE IN THE FINAL
STAGES OF FDA APPROVAL.
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I'VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS.
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IT'S YOUR LIFE.
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OH.
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I KNOW I KEEP ASKING YOU THIS.
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ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOBODY?
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NOBODY AT ALL THAT
YOU CAN REMEMBER
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THAT MIGHT WANT TO SEE YOU DEAD?
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NAH, NOBODY.
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OK.
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NOBODY ALIVE.
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HERE WE GO.
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OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT
THAT, LOOK AT THAT.
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OOH...
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BE CAREFUL, THAT'S A...
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WHOA, LOOK AT THAT.
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PUT IT AWAY, COME ON.
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HANG ON A MINUTE,
LOOK OUT FOR THAT.
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HEY, PACK IT UP, GUYS.
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WE'VE GOTTA CHECK OUT.
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IS THAT IT?
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HEY, HEY, WHOA! WHOA!
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WHY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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UH, TROUBLE WITH THE
LOCAL COPS, YOU KNOW.
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NOT ENOUGH BRIBES OR
SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.
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THEY'RE GONNA BUST
US ON VISA CHARGES.
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YOU KNOW, WE TALKED ABOUT
THIS. WE KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
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WHAT ABOUT ALEX?
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WELL, HE'S ALREADY IN TOWN.
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HE'S GONNA TAKE
ANOTHER PLANE OUT.
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WE'LL SEE HIM IN L.A.
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ANOTHER PLANE? YEAH.
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WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
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WHY WOULD HE DO THAT, MAN? HEY!
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WHAT? DO YOU WANT TO
SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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IN A BRAZILIAN JAIL? IS THAT IT?
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DO WHAT I TELL YOU,
PACK THIS SHIT UP
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AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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CATCH UP TO YOU.
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ROGER.
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HEY, ALEX.
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NO FREE LUNCH, BUDDY.
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THE TRIBE DEMANDED A TRADE.
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THEY WANTED A SACRIFICE IN
EXCHANGE FOR THEIR SECRETS.
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YOU.
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
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ALL THE WAY. WE CAME DOWN
HERE TO GO ALL THE WAY.
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BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
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ROGER, YOU CAN'T DO THIS...
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I'M YOUR... I'M YOUR
BEST FRIEND, ROGER.
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ROGER! NO!
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ROGER!
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
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ROGER, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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SORRY.
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ROGER, YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
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NO! ROGER!
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NO! ROGER! NO!
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ROGER!
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NO! OH, GOD! NO!
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Receptionist:
MR. LASSEN'S OFFICE.
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ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
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MR. LASSEN'S OFFICE.
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ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
I'LL SEE IF HE'S AVAILABLE.
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Reporter: AND YOU GOT TO
PARTICIPATE IN THESE RITUALS,
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AND SEE HOW IT MADE
US USE THE HERB?
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WELL, FOR SOME OF THE
PLANTS, WE HAD TO, UH... HAD TO
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OH. THANK YOU.
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THAT'S... THAT'S FASCINATING.
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AND IT'S FROM THESE HERBS
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THAT YOU DISCOVERED IN
THE RAIN FORESTS OF BRAZIL
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THAT YOUR COMPANY IS
DEVELOPING INTO THE PRESERVATIVE...
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EXTHION-B. YES.
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WITH THE INTRODUCTION
OF THIS PRODUCT,
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MANKIND WILL FINALLY
HAVE A PRESERVATIVE
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THAT WILL KEEP FOOD
FRESH LITERALLY FOREVER.
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AND IT IS COMPLETELY SAFE.
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AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THE
RAMIFICATIONS FOR US WOULD BE?
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THEY'RE ENORMOUS.
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TRY THIS ON.
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FAMINE WILL BE BANISHED
FROM THE EARTH FOREVER.
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SEE, NOW? THAT IS
REMARKABLE, AND I HAVE TO ADMIT
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THAT, UH, I'M A
LITTLE SKEPTICAL.
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BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE
PREPARED A DEMONSTRATION.
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WELL, LET'S CALL IT
BRUNCH, SHALL WE?
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NOW. THESE APPLES WERE
HARVESTED OVER 2 YEARS AGO
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AND TREATED WITH EXTHION-B.
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2 YEARS.
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MM-HMM.
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GO AHEAD.
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DELICIOUS.
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LIKE JUST OFF THE TREE.
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IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
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WOOD THAT YOU USE IN THE
CONSTRUCTION OF YOUR HOME
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WILL NEVER ROT. THE CLOTHING
YOU WEAR WILL NEVER FADE.
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IT'S REMARKABLE.
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ALREADY I'M THINKING OF THE
MONEY THAT I'LL SAVE ON SUITS.
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WELL, IF YOU'VE GOT A
GOOD FASHION SENSE,
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YOU SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT.
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I THINK THAT ABOUT DOES IT.
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BARBARA? WE CAN...
WE CAN WRAP UP.
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MR. LASSEN, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.
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THANK YOU, ROBERT.
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EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T
SEE YOU OUT. OF COURSE.
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MR. LASSEN'S OFFICE.
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YES. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
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ROGER?
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COLLIN.
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LISTEN. WE SEEM TO BE
HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE
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WITH THE OLD FDA,
MY GRANDE FROMAGE.
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THEY'RE PUTTING A HOLD
ON APPROVAL OF EXTHION-B.
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WHAT? WHY?
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I THINK IT'S DAMNED!
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THE LITTLE EXIT FROM
THIS MORTAL COIL
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SEEMS TO HAVE FREAKED THEM
OUT A LITTLE BIT. BIG TIME, ACTUALLY.
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JESUS CHRIST, WHAT DO WE
PAY THOSE SENATORS FOR?
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DON'T THEY REALIZE THE
PRESSURE WE'RE UNDER?
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THEY WANT THIS BREAKTHROUGH
GOING TO THE GERMANS
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OR JAPANESE? GODDAMN IT! LISTEN,
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I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE
GOT TO GO DOWN THERE,
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SIT ON THEIR FACES
AND SING SWANEE RIVER.
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I WANT THIS THING APPROVED,
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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APPROVED. FUCK DAN.
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Collin: A DOCTOR,
ROGER. SEE A DOCTOR.
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WITHERS, GET ME MORE ASPIRIN.
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Withers: YES, MR. LASSEN.
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I'M FINE.
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WHAT THE HELL AM
I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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IF I DON'T GET FDA APPROVAL
FOR EXTHION-B, I'M RUINED.
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WELL, TRADITIONALLY,
I THINK WHEN A SHIP
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IS TAKING ON WATER, MON CAPITAN,
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THE THING TO DO IS
TO PLUG THE LEAKS.
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YES, AND EXACTLY WHICH
LEAK DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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KEVIN.
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KEVIN?
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I HAVEN'T SPOKEN
TO KEVIN SINCE...
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SINCE BRAZIL.
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I KNOW. MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
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LOOK, THERE'S A PSYCHO
OUT THERE, RUNNING AROUND
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KNOCKING OFF PEOPLE YOU
KNOW WITH YOUR CHEMICAL.
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NOW, IF HE SHOULD SUDDENLY
DECIDE TO LOOK UP KEVIN,
239
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:06,142
YOUR LITTLE LEAK COULD TURN
INTO THE TITANIC'S ICEBERG.
240
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,932
ROGER...
241
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:15,151
THERE'S A HALF OF YOU
THAT IS NOT A VERY NICE GUY.
242
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,420
NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
243
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,089
THAT'S ONE OF THE
THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU.
244
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,224
BUT THERE'S A WHOLE
WORLD OF BAD KARMA
245
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,160
OUT THERE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
246
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,631
AND NOW, WITH A NERVOUS FDA,
247
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,433
SUSPICIOUS INVESTORS,
248
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:34,570
LOOSE ENDS LIKE OLD,
GOOFED-UP KEVIN OUT THERE
249
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,638
IN A GUTTER SOMEPLACE,
250
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,641
THIS MIGHT BE JUST THE
TIME FOR ALL THAT BAD KARMA
251
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,134
TO COME CRASHING DOWN
ON YOUR SWEATY HEAD.
252
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,584
WHY DON'T YOU JUST PERCH
UP ON THAT MANTEL OVER THERE,
253
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,619
AND CHANT "NEVERMORE"?
254
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,189
IT'D SAVE TIME.
255
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,723
WHY DON'T I FIRE YOU?
256
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,793
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIRE ME, ROGER.
257
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,183
DON'T BE SO SURE.
258
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,464
NO, NO.
259
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,599
NO, YOU SEE, EVERYBODY
NEEDS AT LEAST ONE PERSON
260
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,868
TO DISH OUT A LITTLE
TRUTH NOW AND AGAIN.
261
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:10,106
I'M THAT GUY, BOSS.
262
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,163
TILL DEATH DO US PART.
263
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:24,085
HEY, KEV. IT'S ME, ROGER.
264
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:28,957
KEV-O, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT BRAZIL, MAN.
265
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:33,495
I'M LOSING WHOLE DAYS,
HERE SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.
266
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,452
KEV?
267
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,256
OH, MY GOD.
268
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,266
KEVIN'S DEAD.
269
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,667
HE'S DEAD!
270
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,668
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
271
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,237
YOU SENT ME TO
HIM, AND HE'S DEAD!
272
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,139
HEY, HEY, HEY!
273
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,274
TWO WORDS, ROGER.
SLEEPING PILLS.
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00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,697
YOU SET ME UP.
275
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,780
ARE YOU CRAZY?
276
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,649
YOU ALWAYS JUDGED ME
FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO ALEX,
277
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,793
BUT YOU WEREN'T DOWN THERE.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT WAS!
278
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,055
UNH! I'M SMARTER.
279
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,592
I'M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
280
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:14,136
YOU'VE LOST IT! GOD, YOU'VE
FINALLY LOST IT, YOU FUCK!
281
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,843
GOOD MOVE.
282
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:32,013
THE ONE PERSON IN THE
WORLD THAT ACTUALLY LIKED YOU.
283
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,616
ALEX? YOU'RE DEAD.
284
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,553
NOBODY DIES IN MACUMBA
VOODOO, ROGER. YOU KNOW THAT.
285
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,255
THEY'RE JUST RAISED AND RAISED
286
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,892
OVER AND OVER, FOREVER.
287
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,360
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
288
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,493
COME ON, ROGER!
289
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,096
I SPENT 6 YEARS IN
A VOODOO CURSE.
290
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,765
I HAVEN'T EVEN
CHANGED MY CLOTHES YET
291
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:53,134
AND THAT'S ALL YOU
HAVE TO SAY? HUH?
292
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:56,305
JESUS CHRIST. THIS
ISN'T HAPPENING.
293
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,972
THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH MY MIND.
294
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,140
I'LL FIX IT AND YOU'LL BE GONE.
295
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,243
YES, YOUR MIND.
296
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,146
CAUGHT YOUR KILLER YET, ROG?
297
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,115
LEAVE ME ALONE.
298
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,672
IN A MINUTE.
299
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,055
I HAD TO DO IT, ALEX.
300
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,757
ALL THE WAY, REMEMBER? WE WENT
DOWN THERE TO GO ALL THE WAY!
301
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,249
SURE, ROG, SURE.
302
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:21,996
NOTICING ANYTHING UNUSUAL
303
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:26,000
ABOUT THESE 2 PIECES
OF PAPER, ROGER?
304
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:29,671
AH! THE HANDWRITING'S THE SAME!
305
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:33,008
YOU REALLY WANT TO
FIND YOUR KILLER, ROGER?
306
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,343
REALLY?
307
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,779
THEN TAKE A GOOD
LOOK IN THE MIRROR
308
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,247
BECAUSE IT'S YOU!
309
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,281
YOU KILLED THEM, ROGER!
310
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:40,482
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
311
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,184
YOUR GREAT CONTROLLED DARK SIDE,
312
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,551
THE ONE YOU'RE SO PROUD OF?
313
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,420
IT'S OUT OF ITS CAGE NOW, ROGER.
314
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,722
IT'S NOT EVEN TELLING YOUR OTHER
HALF WHAT IT'S DOING ANYMORE.
315
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,491
IT'S GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE!
316
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,526
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
317
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,461
THE WORLD CHANGES, ROGER!
318
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,030
YOU AND I.
319
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,132
WE WERE BEST FRIENDS ONCE.
320
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,970
AND NOW I'M A ZOMBIE. AND YOU?
321
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,805
LOOK AT YOU.
322
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,707
I SPENT 6 YEARS DOWN THERE
323
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,741
WITHOUT A SOUL, ROGER!
324
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,144
AND BELIEVE ME, OLD BUDDY,
325
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:13,148
I'VE HAD TIME TO GET
THIS CURSE RIGHT.
326
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,983
I'VE BEATEN YOU, ROGER. NO.
327
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,040
I'VE FINALLY BEATEN YOU, ROGER!
328
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,893
YOU FORGOT ABOUT ONE THING!
329
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,995
ZOMBIE OR NOT,
330
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,597
YOU'RE STILL PATHETIC,
JEALOUS LITTLE ALEX!
331
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:34,236
IT'S TOO LATE, ROGER. WE
CAN'T STOP IT, IT'S TOO LATE.
332
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,872
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
TOUGHER THAN YOU, ALEX.
333
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,273
I'LL BEAT THIS, TOO.
334
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,240
FUCKIN' ZOMBIES.
335
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,179
COME IN.
336
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,932
MR. LASSEN?
337
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,701
DR. BENNELOY.
338
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,637
WHAT CAN I DO FOR
YOU, MR. LASSEN?
339
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,581
I HAVE A PROBLEM, DOCTOR.
340
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,650
OBVIOUSLY.
341
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:26,055
THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE SON OF
A BITCH THAT STARTED ALL THIS.
342
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,158
WHAT IS IT? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
343
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,727
IT'S VOODOO, MR. LASSEN.
344
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,264
THANKS, DOC.
345
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:37,465
GONNA BE A LITTLE
BIT MORE VAGUE?
346
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,302
IT'S CALLED ESHUU,
347
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,904
THE HARNESSING OF
THE TWO-FACED GOD
348
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,641
THAT CONTROLS THE
CO-EXISTENCE OF GOOD AND EVIL.
349
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:48,177
WHEN THIS VOODOO IS RELEASED,
350
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,612
IT DESTROYS THAT BALANCE.
351
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:53,582
THERE ARE THE USUAL SYMPTOMS...
352
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,750
PERSPIRATION,
HEART PALPITATIONS,
353
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,185
HOMICIDAL BLACKOUTS,
354
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,387
SUICIDE.
355
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,488
FIX IT.
356
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:03,858
MR. LASSEN, THE TREATMENT
CAN BE PROBLEMATIC.
357
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,061
NO, MAN! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
358
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,429
YOU GOTTA FIX IT!
359
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:08,952
OR WHAT?
360
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,935
YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
361
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,503
IT'S ALEX THAT DID THIS.
362
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:19,474
GOD DAMN. I CAN'T STOP
WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE ME.
363
00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:23,111
I'LL PAY, MAN. I WILL PAY.
364
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,881
YES, OF COURSE, YOU WILL.
365
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,084
THE ONLY TREATMENT FOR
SURE IS CALLED KURLATI.
366
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,421
IT KILLS THE CURSE BY DESTROYING
367
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,456
THE EVIL HALF OF THE
PERSON ATTACHED.
368
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,657
OK.
369
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:38,893
BUT IN A CASE AS CLEARLY
ADVANCED AS YOURS,
370
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,830
THERE IS ONE SMALL SNAGGET.
371
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,164
WHAT?
372
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:45,834
IT WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU.
373
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,192
I DON'T CARE. DO IT.
374
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:52,908
MIRACLES, MR. LASSEN,
CAN BE A MESSY,
375
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,176
COMPLICATED AFFAIR.
376
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,978
OH, GOD DAMN IT, I'M
RICH! LOOK AT THIS SHIT!
377
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,114
I'M RICH, I WILL MAKE YOU
RICH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
378
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,515
I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING.
379
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:03,452
EVERYTHING FROM THE
PROFITS OF EXTHION-B.
380
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:06,209
JUST HELP ME.
381
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,109
ARE YOU PREPARED, MR. LASSEN?
382
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:30,445
READY.
383
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:46,461
SUBMIT NOW, MR. LASSEN.
384
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,164
SUBMIT NO-O-O-O-O-W!
385
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:51,054
AAAAAAH!
386
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,335
MR. LASSEN'S OFFICE.
387
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,304
WITHERS.
388
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,106
MR. LASSEN?
389
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,411
I WANT YOU TO DO
SOMETHING FOR ME.
390
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,645
MR. LASSEN, THERE'S POLICE HERE.
391
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,113
THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU
392
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:10,118
ABOUT SOME BODIES THE
JANITOR FOUND IN THE OFFICE.
393
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,387
GET A CONTAINER OF EXTHION-B.
394
00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:16,858
100... NO. 200 CCs.
395
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,626
BUT THAT'S ALL OF OUR
EXPERIMENTAL STOCK.
396
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,328
PLEASE DO WHAT I TELL YOU.
397
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,131
PREPARE IT FOR SYRINGE
398
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:25,288
AND BRING IT TO ME AT MY HOME.
399
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,274
MR. LASSEN?
400
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,496
COME IN.
401
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,545
WHERE'S THE LIGHT?
402
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,469
DON'T!
403
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,051
DID YOU BRING THE
SYRINGE AND THE EXTHION-B?
404
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,241
YES.
405
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,461
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT
ME TO DO, MR. LASSEN?
406
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,263
BRING IT TO ME!
407
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,566
HEH HEH HEH.
408
00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:00,101
I BEAT HIM WITHERS, I
BEAT THAT SON OF A BITCH.
409
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,425
WHAT?
410
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,797
ALEX THOUGHT HE HAD
ME, BUT HE WAS WRONG.
411
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,879
SEE, THERE IS A WAY
TO BEAT THE CURSE.
412
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,114
DESTROY YOUR EVIL HALF...
413
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:16,284
THE HALF THAT THE
CURSE FEEDS ON.
414
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,886
BENNELOY DID IT.
415
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,890
BEFORE IT COULD
COMPLETELY DESTROY ME,
416
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,747
HE KILLED MY EVIL HALF.
417
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,629
AAAAAH!
418
00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:30,253
OH, GOD!
419
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,870
NOW IT MUST BE PRESERVED.
420
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,315
WELL...
421
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,150
AT LEAST IN THE END,
422
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:51,720
ROGER KNEW ROT FROM WRONG.
423
00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,856
IF ONLY HE LEARNED
A LITTLE FESTER.
424
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,225
YOU'LL BE HAPPY
TO KNOW, KIDDIES,
425
00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,560
THAT OUR STORY
HAS A HAPPY ENDING.
426
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:02,496
ROGER'S COMPANY DID VERY WELL.
427
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,765
ITS SHARES SHOT UP
428
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:06,634
ON THE NEW YORK SHOCK EXCHANGE!
429
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:12,907
SO, HAVE WE MADE UP OUR MINDS?
430
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:16,711
YOU WANT BANGS? PERFECT.
431
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:19,513
I HAVE JUST THE THING.
432
00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:26,977
BANG!
433
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:34,329
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
434
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:37,473
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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