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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA!
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TONIGHT'S TALE CONCERNS
A MAN WITH VOID BALLS.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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PAR FOR THE CORPSE!
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10 KILLION POINTS.
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IS THIS FUN OR WHAT?
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OH, HELLO, KIDDIES.
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DON'T MIND ME IF I'M CARRION ON,
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BUT I'VE REALLY GROAN
TO LOVE THIS GAME.
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I COULD GHOUL ALL NIGHT!
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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WHICH BRINGS TO MIND
TONIGHT'S TERROR TALE.
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IT'S ABOUT A COUPLE
OF GAME PLAYERS
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WHO ARE ABOUT TO
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN YOU DON'T
SLAY BY THE RULES.
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I CALL IT...
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OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
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Woman: BABY, YOU ALWAYS
WEAR YOUR SEATBELT, RIGHT,
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EVEN WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?
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Man: OHH! EVEN WHEN
YOU'RE NOT AROUND.
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YOU SURE? YOU NEVER FORGET?
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IT'S JUST THAT I
WORRY ABOUT YOU.
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AND YOU EXERCISE, RIGHT, BABY?
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YOU DO SOME SORT OF AEROBICS
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3 TIMES A WEEK?
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I DO ENOUGH. UHH!
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BUT, BABY...
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GINA, DARLING,
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YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!
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I MEAN, HELL, WE PORKED ONCE.
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YOU'RE ACTING LIKE WE'RE
ENGAGED OR SOMETHIN'.
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I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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WHAT IF YOU HAVE A HEART
ATTACK OR SOMETHIN'?
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OH, I AM NOT GONNA
HAVE A HEART ATTACK,
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ALL RIGHT? I'M NOT.
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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU DRIVE ME TO IT.
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OK, BUT HAVE YOU BEEN
PLANNING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT?
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DO YOU HAVE AN I.R.A.?
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WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON UP THERE?!
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GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
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HUH! TAKIN' A HIT OF
THAT VOODOO JUICE
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AND PRETENDING TO
BE DEAD IS ONE THING,
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BUT IF I HAD TO LISTEN
TO THAT GOO-GOO TALK
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FOR ONE MORE SECOND,
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I WAS GONNA KICK IT FOR REAL!
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HA HA!
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20 Gs. THERE YOU GO, BUDDY BOY.
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JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK. HA HA.
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AND YOU, PUT A SOCK
IN THAT LOVE TALK.
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WHERE ARE HER FRIGGIN' CLOTHES?
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I'M BURIED 6 FEET UNDER
AND YOU'RE INTRODUCING
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THE BEARDED CLAM TO
THE ONE-EYED WORM?
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SHOVE IT, LARRY. IT
JUST SORT OF HAPPENED.
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OK. I SEE.
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IF YOU WANT TO GO ON PRETENDING
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THAT THIS MORON
WANTS YOUR TIRED ASS,
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AND HE WANTS TO GO ON PRETENDING
HE CAN JUST HUMP GRANDMA MOSES,
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I DON'T CARE. BUT
WHEN I'M IN THAT BOX,
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YOU BETTER BE CONCENTRATED
100% ON DIGGING ME UP ASAP,
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OR I'LL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
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AND I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND
I'LL SHIT DOWN YOUR FUCKIN' THROAT!
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YOU GOT THAT, YOU
FLEA-BITTEN HOSE BAG?
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DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
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CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED,
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BUT I JUST DON'T
THINK THAT'S ANY WAY
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TO TALK TO A LADY
WHO GIVES GREAT HEAD.
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OH, BABY. YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU
SAY WE DRIVE INTO VEGAS
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AND DO A LITTLE CELEBRATIN'?
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UH-UH, BABY.
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I GOT THIS MONEY EARMARKED
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FOR A KICK-ASS MUTUAL FUND.
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WHAT? COME ON, YOU'RE
SHITTIN' ME, RIGHT?
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I GOT ALL MY MONEY IN IT...
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$82,000, EARNING
19% ON EVERY PENNY.
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AND DON'T LET ANYBODY
BULLSHIT YOU, BABY.
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YOU GOTTA MAKE YOUR
MONEY WORK FOR YA.
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AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST
ANOTHER PRETTY LITTLE THING
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WITH BIG TITS AND BLUE EYES.
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I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU MET ME
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I WAS WORTH KILLING FOR.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS IS THE
START OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
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BUT, UH, ARE YOU SURE
YOU AIN'T INTERESTED
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IN JUST AN ITSY
BIT OF BLACKJACK?
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VEGAS IS FOR CHUMPS.
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I SAY WE GET RIGHT BACK TO WORK.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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BACK TO WORK IT IS.
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AND I KNOW A PLACE
A FEW COUNTIES OVER
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THAT SHOULD BE
READY FOR BUSINESS.
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SURE IS YOUR NIGHT.
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AW, THANK YOU KINDLY, JO.
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THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
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WHEN YOU GONNA SPREAD
THEM WINGS, HONEY BUTT?
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HEY! DIDN'T YOUR DADDY EVER
TEACH YOU HOW TO RESPECT A LADY?
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BEING HIS FATHER, I MIGHT
TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, DARLIN'.
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I TAUGHT MY BOY GOOD.
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AND I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
THINKIN' OTHERWISE.
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SO YOU JUST GIVE HIM
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
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AND WHEN YOU SHOW US A LADY,
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WE'LL SHOW HER SOME RESPECT.
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HE JUST WANTED TO
GET A LITTLE TASTE!
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WHOA. WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
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OOH...
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WELCOME, FRIEND.
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SAME TO YOU, SKINNY.
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ANOTHER ROUND FOR THE HOUSE
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AND A BOTTLE OF JIM
BEAM ON THE BAR FOR ME.
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I'M BUYING, SO KEEP 'EM COMIN'.
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YOU GOT IT.
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HEY, NOW, PRETTY LADY.
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SHOVE IT IN YOUR PANTS, HONEY.
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THERE AIN'T NO CHANCE.
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LESBIAN.
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UMPH! HOH!
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COME HERE!
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I'M NO LESBIAN, HONEY.
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I DON'T MUNCH CARPET
AND I DON'T STRAP IT ON.
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BUT I DO HATE MEN.
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AND RIGHT NOW, I
HATE 'EM IN A BIG WAY.
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AHEM. AHEM.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
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UH... UH... UH... UH,
GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
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DOESN'T LOOK FULL TO ME, HONEY.
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SIT DOWN.
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WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THIS?
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IF THE GUY WANTS TO
GO TO THE BATHROOM,
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LET HIM GO, BITCH.
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THERE WE GO!
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THAT'S THE WORD I HATE.
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BITCH!
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I SHOW A LITTLE AUTHORITY,
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I STRESS MY WILL A LITTLE BIT,
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AND I'M A BITCH.
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MEN. YOU'RE ALL THE SAME.
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YOU'RE JUST LIKE
THE GUYS I WORK FOR.
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THEY WANT ME TO
KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT
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AND DO A GOOD JOB.
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AND AS LONG AS I DO IT
LIKE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL,
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THEY CAN SCREW ME ALL
OVER AND TELL ME TO LIKE IT!
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AND THEN WHEN THE DAY IS DONE,
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THEY CAN STOP SCREWIN' ME
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SO THEY CAN FUCK ME! WHOO!
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WELL, I SAY SCREW THAT.
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SCREW THEM. SCREW THE COMPANY.
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UH, EXCUSE ME, PLEASE, MA'AM,
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BUT JUST EXACTLY
WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS
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ARE YOU IN?
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OIL, BUBBA.
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BUBBA?
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THE DISCOVERY AND DISTRIBUTION
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OF BLACK CRUDE.
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Bubba?
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DAMN IT!
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I KNEW I'D FIND YOU HERE.
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YOU NEED TO GET ON THE PHONE
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WITH LESTER AND MALCOLM, PRONTO!
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HEH HA!
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I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S DEEP,
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BUT IT LOOKS TO ME
LIKE WE'VE FOUND...
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WHAT?
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FOUND WHAT, JERRY?
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OIL?
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I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU
IN PRIVATE, MS. STONE.
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HE'S FOUND OIL, BOYS.
HE HAS FOUND OIL.
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OIL? VERY OBSERVANT.
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YOU'RE SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK.
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ON WHOSE PROPERTY?
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MAYBE ONE OF THESE
BRIGHT YOUNG MEN
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HAS HIT THE JACKPOT?
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WHO'S THE WINNER?
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WHO'S THE LUCKY WINNER?
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NOBODY.
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THAT'S A LIE.
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LOOK, UH...
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I DON'T THINK THE
COMPANY WOULD APPRECIATE
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THIS BREACH OF
CONFIDENTIALITY, MS. STONE.
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FUCK 'EM JERRY. I
DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
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I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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WE'RE LEAVING.
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I THINK THE LADY WANTS TO STAY.
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WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE, JERRY?
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WHAT WOULD IT TAKE
FOR YOU TO SELL OUT
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THOSE BASTARDS AT BAY VISTA OIL?
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LOOK, I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.
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I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST...
IT'S JUST NOT THAT EASY.
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WHY NOT? I GOT 5 GRAND.
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I'LL GO BACK TO THE
MOTEL AND GET IT.
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5 GRAND FOR YOU TO
HOLD BACK THAT REPORT
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UNTIL WE CAN WORK SOMETHING
OUT WITH THE LANDOWNERS.
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$5,000 TO LOSE MY JOB?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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I'VE GOT $5,000.
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I WANNA BE A PARTNER.
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ME, TOO! THAT MAKES 15.
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I CAN GIVE 5,000.
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I GOT 5 MORE.
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THAT'S $25,000, JERRY,
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TO HOLD UP THAT REPORT.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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OK. FOR $25,000,
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I'LL HOLD BACK MY
REPORT FOR ONE WEEK.
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BUT I WANT THAT MONEY
IN MY HANDS TONIGHT.
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DONE DEAL! YEAH!
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HA HA HA!
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OIL!
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WHY, THANK YOU, DARLING.
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GLAD TO HEAR IT...
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'CAUSE YOU GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM.
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YOUR OIL?
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Ms. Stone: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?
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IT'S UNDER THE GRAVEYARD.
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HI THERE.
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HEY.
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JESUS, THIS PLACE
GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
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OOH, BABY, YOU LOOK SO GOOD,
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I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF YOU.
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JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER.
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THEY'RE ABOUT READY TO BITE.
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YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT
WAITRESS BACK THERE
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WAS PRETTIER THAN ME, DID YOU?
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WHAT WAITRESS?
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I ONLY GOT EYES
FOR YOU, DARLIN'.
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MMM. OH, I HOPE SO.
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DID YOU RIG THE PHONY OIL?
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SURE DID.
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IT'S BUBBLING.
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THAT'S A SEEPAGE
HOLE, ALL RIGHT.
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A WHAT?
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WELL, IT'S YOUR
DAMN SUBSURFACE GAS
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PROPELLING THE CRUDE
OIL UP THROUGH THE FISSURE
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OF LEAST RESISTANCE IN
THE CUTANEAL DERMAL CRUST.
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SHEESH.
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HE MEANS IT'S SORT OF LIKE
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FARTIN' IN THE BATHTUB.
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OH, I GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO, UH, WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO NOW?
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THE CEMETERY'S
OWNED BY THE CITY.
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00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,251
OH, WELL, UH...
242
00:12:56,275 --> 00:13:00,156
UH, I THINK WE OUGHT
TO SET UP A CORPORATION
243
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,024
AND SELL STOCK TO THOSE IN TOWN
244
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,892
WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED.
245
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,428
ARE YOU HIGH?
246
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,895
FUCK THAT!
247
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:07,930
RIGHT, DADDY?
248
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,598
HE'S RIGHT, SPIDER.
249
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,935
WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT
OUR INVESTMENT.
250
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,270
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
251
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,971
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M STANDING HERE
252
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,640
WITH THE REGAL
HEADS OF THE INDUSTRY
253
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,075
AND THEY CAN'T COME UP WITH
SOME SORT OF SIMPLE SOLUTION?
254
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,777
WE'LL... WE'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
255
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,846
WELL, YOU DO THAT.
256
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,048
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, BOYS,
257
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,783
I WANT MY MONEY.
258
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,251
YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY.
259
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,442
JUST SHOW UP AT THE
LEGION AT CLOSING TIME.
260
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:34,556
LET'S HOPE SO,
261
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,459
OR ELSE THIS IS WHOLE DAMN THING
262
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,316
IS GONNA BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.
263
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,703
IT AIN'T VERY PRETTY, IS IT?
264
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,572
BUT THAT DAMN STUFF THERE
265
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,296
WILL DRIVE A MAN
CRAZIER THAN HELL.
266
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,014
WE CLOSE IN 15 MINUTES,
267
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,182
BUT, UH...
268
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,606
I CAN STAY AROUND
LATER, IF YOU'D LIKE.
269
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,892
WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG?
270
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,816
RELAX, BABY. THEY'LL BE HERE.
271
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,871
HERE IT IS. 20 GRAND.
272
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,073
I'LL TAKE THAT.
273
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,307
WHAT'S GOING ON?
274
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,210
CHANGE OF PLANS.
275
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,011
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
276
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,779
I'M CALLING BAY
VISTA OIL RIGHT NOW!
277
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,948
SIT DOWN...
278
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,150
THE MONEY'S STILL YOURS...
279
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,753
IF YOUR LADY FRIEND
DOES US A LITTLE FAVOR.
280
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,088
OH, SCREW THAT.
281
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,322
SHUT UP, JERRY.
282
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,557
SIT DOWN.
283
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,259
WHAT'S THE FAVOR?
284
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,394
YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE CEMETERY.
285
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,195
YEAH, WE CAN'T MOVE
ON THAT PROPERTY
286
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,898
WITHOUT CREATING SUSPICION.
287
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,634
WE'VE GOT TO BUY ALL THE
SURROUNDING FARMLAND.
288
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,769
WE FORECLOSED ON
IT TWO MONTHS AGO.
289
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,970
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
290
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:55,971
AND THE BAD?
291
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,640
WE GOT TO BUY ALL OF IT
292
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,942
JUST TO HAVE SAFE OIL RIGHTS.
293
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,534
OR YOU GONNA HAVE TO BUY IT.
294
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,516
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.
295
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,784
NO, BUT WE DO.
296
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,819
YOU JUST HAVE TO COME UP
297
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:10,986
WITH YOUR FIFTH.
298
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,822
AND WE'LL SUPPLY THE REST.
299
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,756
AND BECOME MY SILENT PARTNERS?
300
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,125
YOU GOT IT.
301
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,093
VERY CLEVER.
302
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,594
HOW MUCH DO I NEED?
303
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,098
OH, COME ON! YOU'RE NOT
ACTUALLY CONSIDERING THIS?
304
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,600
HOW MUCH? GIVE ME ROUND NUMBERS.
305
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,302
360,000.
306
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,493
72K EACH.
307
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,484
I'M IN.
308
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:43,668
GOOD.
309
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,492
HA HA HA HA! OOH!
310
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,959
I STILL THINK WE SHOULD
BLOW TOWN TONIGHT
311
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,528
WITH THE 20 THOU,
FORGET THE 280 PLUS.
312
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,263
AND YOU NEVER, NEVER SHOULD PUT
313
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,697
YOUR OWN STASH ON THE LINE, HUH?
314
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:56,698
TOO LATE FOR THAT, BABY.
315
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:57,799
I ALREADY WIRED FOR THE MONEY.
316
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,235
SHRUG, THE GUY IN THE SUIT,
317
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,069
WELL, HE'S GOT EVERYBODY'S CASH
318
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,606
IN A SAFE DEPOSIT
BOX AT THE BANK.
319
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,141
YOU'RE GETTING
GREEDY, YOU KNOW THAT?
320
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,642
JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF.
321
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,843
LISTEN, BABY,
322
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,111
I UNDERSTAND IF
YOU'RE EXPERIENCING
323
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,547
SOME KIND OF PROFESSIONAL
JEALOUSY HERE.
324
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,981
OH, YOU GO TO HELL, BITCH!
325
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,049
OOH!
326
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,018
THAT'S CLEVER. THE "B" WORD.
327
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,520
LISTEN HERE, I'VE FORGOTTEN
MORE ABOUT THIS SHIT
328
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,521
THAN YOU'RE EVER GONNA KNOW!
329
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,721
OH, REALLY?
330
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,123
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE
THROWING AROUND CLICHES,
331
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,224
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
332
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,326
"IT TAKES MONEY TO MAKE MONEY."
333
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,327
OR THIS ONE...
334
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,029
"YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE."
335
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:30,032
BOY, WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT
YOU TURNED OUT TO BE.
336
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,267
I DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE
337
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,668
AND TAKE THIS GUFF FROM YOU.
338
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,702
WAIT A MINUTE, BABY.
339
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,037
WAIT A MINUTE. I'M SORRY.
340
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,706
BABY, I'M SORRY! PLEASE!
341
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,907
GO TO HELL.
342
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,291
PROMISE ME YOU'LL
BE THERE TOMORROW!
343
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,556
WHERE IS HE?
344
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,740
HE'S IN HERE.
345
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,697
BASTARD.
346
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,598
I OUGHT TO KILL YOU! EASY, EASY!
347
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,568
YOU THINK YOU'RE
REAL CUTE, DON'T YOU?
348
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:07,570
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
349
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,904
WHERE THE FUCK DID
YOU STASH THE MONEY?
350
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,974
HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
351
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,576
UUH! SHUT UP!
352
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,147
YOUR BOY JERRY BROKE
INTO WILLIAM'S HOUSE
353
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,572
AND TOOK HIM TO THE
BANK BY GUNPOINT.
354
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,341
HE CLEANED US OUT.
355
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,389
THEN...
356
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,292
CARTIE SAW YOU AND
HIM FIGHTING LAST NIGHT.
357
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,326
WHAT WAS THIS?
358
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:35,230
WAS THIS SOME KIND OF A...
359
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,265
OF A LOVERS' QUARREL?
360
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,733
SPYING?
361
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,126
WELL, LET'S JUST
SAY I WAS DRIVING BY.
362
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,108
OK, SO WE HAD A FEW WORDS.
363
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,376
SO WHAT?
364
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,711
WELL, WHEN HE WAS FINALLY...
365
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,380
FINALLY GOT UNTIED
366
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,116
AND HE CALLED
OLD SPIDER, CARTIE.
367
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,886
BOY, HE WAS IN LUCK.
368
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,154
THEY KNEW RIGHT
WHERE TO FIND HIM.
369
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,190
THAT OLD CUT-LASS OF HIS
370
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,725
WAS SITTING RIGHT IN THE YARD
371
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:08,397
OF JO OSBORNE'S HOUSE.
372
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,398
THEY FOUND IT DOWN THERE
373
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,367
THIS MORNING ABOUT 5:30!
374
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,568
JO OSBORNE.
375
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,172
WHO'S HE?
376
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,574
TELL YOU THE TRUTH, MA'AM,
377
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,042
IT AIN'T NO "HE."
378
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,110
IT'S A SHE!
379
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,212
JO OSBORNE'S THAT
WHITE TRASH SLUT
380
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,736
THAT WORKS THE BAR
OVER AT THE LEGION.
381
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,985
IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.
382
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,843
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET TO WORK.
383
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,998
HEY. HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?
384
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,300
IN CASE YOU GENTLEMEN
ARE WONDERING,
385
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,569
THIS IS A HIGHLY CORROSIVE ACID
386
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,494
THAT VETERANS IN THE
OIL BUSINESS, LIKE MYSELF...
387
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,609
FIND TO BE QUITE HELPFUL
388
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,044
IN TESTING ORE SAMPLES.
389
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,880
YOU WERE SAYING, MR. PETERMAYER?
390
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,815
THERE'S NOT THAT
MUCH LEFT TO TELL.
391
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,217
OLD SPIDER AND CARTIE,
392
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,819
THEY... THEY SURPRISED HIM.
393
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,788
THEY SUBDUED HIM!
394
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,323
THEY TIED HIM UP!
395
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,658
THEY LOOKED EVERYWHERE
FOR THAT MONEY.
396
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,161
HE HID THAT MONEY.
397
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,662
HE HID THE MONEY!
398
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,763
MR. PETERMAYER,
399
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,331
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING
ANYTHING OUT, ARE YOU?
400
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,666
NO, MA'AM.
401
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,334
IS HE LEAVING
ANYTHING OUT, JERRY?
402
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,636
UH, UH, NO.
403
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,404
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
404
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,106
THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE, JER.
405
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,808
NOW, LOOK. IS THIS
REALLY NECESSAR...
406
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,710
STAY OUT OF THIS, SHRUG.
407
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,412
THE DETAILS, PETERMAYER.
408
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,414
I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM TO ME.
409
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,416
WHERE DID THEY FIND
THE TWO OF THEM?
410
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,584
IN WHAT ROOM?
411
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,174
IN THE BEDROOM.
412
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,423
LAST CHANCE, JER.
413
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,592
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.
414
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,427
WHERE IN THE BEDROOM, CONRAD?
415
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,896
IN THE BED!
416
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,864
THEY WERE TOGETHER
417
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,488
IN THE BED!
418
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,660
AND IT WAS FAN-FUCKIN'-TASTIC.
419
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,264
AAH!
420
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,404
AAH!
421
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,487
YOU ASSHOLE.
422
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,423
YOU'RE JUST LIKE
THE REST OF THEM.
423
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,359
WELL, GRAB A BOX!
424
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,727
LET'S BURY HIM.
425
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,631
WE GOT A LOT OF LOOKIN'
TO DO BEFORE IT GETS DARK.
426
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,114
IT WORKED LIKE A DREAM!
427
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,883
OH, BABY, YOU SHOULD'VE
SEEN THEIR FACES
428
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,151
WHEN I STUCK YOU
WITH THAT VOODOO JUICE.
429
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,153
THEY BOUGHT THE WHOLE THING...
430
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,654
THE BUNGLED ROBBERY,
THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND,
431
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,921
THE ACID,
432
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:47,923
EVERYTHING!
433
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,190
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
434
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,191
I'M TRYING, BABY.
435
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:51,760
I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.
436
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,928
WELL, MAYBE YOUR BEST
437
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,363
JUST ISN'T GOOD
ENOUGH, LITTLE LADY.
438
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,598
SEE, THIS HERE'S
THE BIG LEAGUES.
439
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,600
CARL!
440
00:20:58,624 --> 00:20:59,768
YEAH, BABY.
441
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,403
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
442
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,605
IF YOU'RE UP THERE, THEN...
443
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:04,974
AAAH!
444
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,075
WHAT'S HAPPENIN',
445
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,510
BA-A-A-A-A-BY?
446
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,711
HEH HEH HEH.
447
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,835
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, GINA?
448
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,118
THE OIL SURVEYOR IS A 3-MAN CON.
449
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,753
DAMN IT, CARL!
450
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,655
WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
451
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,890
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME HE WAS IN ON THIS?
452
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,324
BECAUSE, LIKE HE SAID,
453
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,760
THE OIL SURVEYOR'S
454
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,162
A 3- MAN CON.
455
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,768
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, GINA.
456
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,003
AAH!
457
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:38,106
BLANKS. JUST LIKE BEFORE.
458
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,975
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
KEPT MOUTHING OFF
459
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,944
ABOUT THAT FINANCIAL
WIZARDRY OF YOURS.
460
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,478
WASN'T SMART.
461
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,481
IT'S KIND OF LIKE WAVING
A PIECE OF RAW MEAT
462
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,250
IN FRONT OF A HUNGRY DOG.
463
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,418
RIGHT, BOYS?
464
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,753
GRRR...
465
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,020
RUFF!
466
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,321
THAT'S MY MONEY, LARRY.
467
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,957
NOT ANYMORE.
468
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,725
BELONGS TO US NOW.
469
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:57,993
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
470
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,361
THE REST OF THE CHARTER MEMBERS
471
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,629
OF THE HE-MAN, BIG MOUTH,
472
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,131
FAT, WRINKLY-ASSED,
473
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,965
FEMINIST HATERS CLUB.
474
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,934
EACH TAKING GREAT PRIDE
475
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,538
IN SWINDLING YOU OUT
OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS.
476
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,007
BOYS, GINA.
477
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,309
GINA, THE BOYS.
478
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,011
HI, GINA! HI, GINA.
479
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,145
HA HA HA HA.
480
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,881
SORRY, BABY. GAME OVER.
481
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,215
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
482
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,184
THAT NIGHT IN THE GRAVEYARD,
YOU WERE ALL RIGHT...
483
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,486
FOR AN OLD BROAD.
484
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,760
GET OUT OF THAT HOLE, CARTIE.
485
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,695
UH. AHH.
486
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,839
DAMN IT, CARTIE.
487
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,166
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
488
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,734
AW...
489
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,503
SHIT!
490
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,971
WHAT IS THAT STUFF?
491
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,674
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
492
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,910
IT'S OIL!
493
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,912
IT SURE AS HELL IS.
494
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,479
HOLY SHIT!
495
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,548
THERE REALLY IS OIL
UNDER THIS GRAVEYARD.
496
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,483
THE GROUND IS DRIPPING WITH IT.
497
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,786
WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.
498
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,488
THAT YOU CAN COUNT ON.
499
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,723
REMEMBER ONE THING, GENTLEMEN.
500
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,726
"HELL HATH NO FURY
LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED."
501
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,661
AND TODAY...
502
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,686
TODAY HAS BEEN A REAL BITCH.
503
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,558
OH, SHIT!
504
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:35,211
TODAY HAS BEEN A REAL BITCH.
505
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,751
OH, SHIT!
506
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:45,367
LOOKS LIKE BUSINESS
IS REALLY BOOMING
507
00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,502
FOR CARL AND GINA.
508
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,504
TALK ABOUT FLAME AND FORTUNE!
509
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:52,607
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
510
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,008
YOU KNOW, KIDDIES,
511
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:56,111
THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS LITTLE TALE
512
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,113
THAT INTERESTS ME.
513
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,582
WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.
514
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,650
I THINK IT'S THIS ACTOR.
515
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,819
HMM. YES.
516
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,321
THE OTHERS ARE GOOD,
517
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:07,822
BUT THIS ONE...
518
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:11,126
WE'RE TALKING A REAL
BLEEDING MAN TYPE.
519
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,361
HE'S A REGULAR GORY COOPER.
520
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,430
A ROBERT DEAD-FORD!
521
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,165
AND THAT VOICE!
522
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,866
I COULD SWEAR IT REMINDS ME
523
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:21,203
OF SOMEONE I KNOW...
524
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,272
HEE HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE...
525
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,232
AH HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
526
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:33,816
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
527
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,840
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...
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