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AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA!
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HELLO, CREEPS.
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I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
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I WAS JUST IN THE
MIDDLE OF CRAMMING
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FOR MY FINAL EXAMS.
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BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW
YOUR PAL THE CRYPT KEEPER
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WAS STILL IN SCHOOL.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M
AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS
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AT HORROR-VARD!
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HE HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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WHICH BRINGS US TO
TONIGHT'S ALL-FRIGHTER.
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IT CONCERNS A COUPLE
OF COLLEGE KIDS
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WHO'VE GOT THEIR OWN IDEAS
ABOUT HIGHER DEAD-UCATION,
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IN A BIT OF HACK-EDAMIA I CALL
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CREEP COURSE.
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THE 18th DYNASTY PRODUCED
SOME OF THE GREATEST RULERS
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EVER TO HOLD THE
THRONE OF EGYPT.
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THESE IMMENSELY
POWERFUL PHARAOHS
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COMMANDED LOYALTY AND FEAR
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THROUGHOUT AN
EMPIRE THAT STRETCHED
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FROM NUBIA IN THE SOUTH
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TO THE BORDERS
OF NORTHERN SYRIA.
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WHICH BRINGS US TO THE
LEGEND OF THE PHARAOH RAMSETH,
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ALSO KNOWN AS "THE
MUMMY WHO WOULDN'T DIE."
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IT SEEMS THAT OLD RAMSETH
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WAS A POSSESSIVE AND
JEALOUS SORT OF FELLOW,
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AND THE OBJECT OF HIS OBSESSION
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WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAIDEN,
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PRINCESS NEFRA.
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UNFORTUNATELY, RAMSETH
TOSSED HIS MORTAL COIL
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BEFORE ACTUALLY
CONSUMMATING HIS RELATIONSHIP
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WITH THE LOVELY NEFRA.
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SO, DESPITE HIS NEWLY
ACQUIRED STATUS
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AS AN EMBALMED AND
MUMMIFIED CORPSE,
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HE EMERGED FROM HIS TOMB
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ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS DEATH
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AND EACH YEAR AFTER
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TO SEARCH THE CITY
FOR THE PRINCESS NEFRA.
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NEEDLESS TO SAY,
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RAMSETH'S JEALOUS
DISPOSITION AND BAD TEMPER
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HAD NOT IMPROVED IN DEATH,
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AND THE LOCAL CITIZENS SO FEARED
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AND DREADED HIS ANNUAL RAMPAGE
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THAT THEY WERE FORCED TO ARRIVE
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AT A DRASTIC SOLUTION.
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EACH YEAR, A MAIDEN WAS
DELIVERED TO RAMSETH'S TOMB,
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A HUMAN SACRIFICE.
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EACH TIME,
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THE CRAZED OLD MUMMY
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WOULD EXPECT TO SEE HIS BELOVED
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NEFRA STANDING BEFORE HIM,
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AND EACH TIME HE
WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED.
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EXPLODING IN ANGER,
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HE VENTED HIS RAGE UPON
THE INNOCENT YOUNG WOMAN
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IN A MANNER...
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REALLY TOO HORRIBLE TO DESCRIBE.
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BUT IT KEPT THE OLD
BOY OFF THE STREET.
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SO, REMEMBER, SCHOLARS,
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MIDTERM EXAM ON FRIDAY
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COVERING THE FIRST
3 EGYPTIAN KINGDOMS.
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AND WHAT ARE THOSE
KINGDOMS AGAIN...
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MR. SKULNICK?
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UH...
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THE FIRST 3 KINGDOMS...
THOSE WOULD BE...
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WE'RE WAITING, MR. SKULNICK.
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YOU HAVE US ON THE
EDGE OF OUR SEATS,
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AND FEEL FREE TO
CONSULT YOUR NOTES
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OR YOUR PLAY BOOK
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OR WHATEVER THAT IS
YOU HAVE IN FRONT OF YOU.
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I THINK ONE IS THE
SECOND DYNASTY?
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KINGDOMS, MR. SKULNICK,
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NOT DYNASTIES!
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THE FIRST 3 KINGDOMS!
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I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
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MISS BISHOP.
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WILL YOU PLEASE
GIVE MR. NUMSKULL...
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I BEG YOUR PARDON...
MR. SKULNICK
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THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION
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HE IS STRUGGLING TO RECALL
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FROM HIS MEMORY OF MUSH?
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UH, EARLY DYNASTIC OLD KINGDOM,
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AND, UH, FIRST
INTERMEDIATE PERIOD.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, MR. SKULNICK?
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ARE YOU LISTENING?
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DO I AT LONG LAST
HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
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YES, SIR.
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IF YOU FAIL TO PASS THIS TEST,
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MR. SKULNICK, YOU
WILL BE INELIGIBLE
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TO PARTICIPATE IN
THE ONE ACTIVITY
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AT WHICH YOU TRULY EXCEL.
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AND ALTHOUGH I
PERSONALLY RANK FOOTBALL
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BELOW KEELHAULING AS
A CULTURAL EXPERIENCE,
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I BELIEVE IT HAS SOME IMPORTANCE
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TO YOU AND YOUR CLASSMATES.
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JUST A WORD TO THE
WISE, MR. SKULNICK.
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CLASS DISMISSED.
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LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
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THANK YOU, IT'S FINE.
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YOU'RE STELLA, RIGHT?
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YOUR NAME IS STELLA?
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YES, IT IS.
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REGGIE SKULNICK.
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YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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WORKING HARD, I SEE, HUH?
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IT'S JUST A COUPLE HOURS A DAY.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S MORE CONVENIENT
WORKING ON CAMPUS THAN OFF,
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Man: STELLA! AND, UH...
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UH...
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EXCUSE ME.
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PROFESSOR FINLEY IS
REALLY ON MY CASE, ISN'T HE?
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I MEAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE
WAY HE TREATS ME IN CLASS?
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WELL, IT WASN'T...
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I MEAN, I'VE GOT FEELINGS, TOO.
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IT WAS PRETTY
EMBARRASSING FOR ME.
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YEAH, I COULD SEE THAT.
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NOW, STELLA,
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I'M GONNA FLUNK THAT
MIDTERM UNLESS YOU HELP ME.
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ME?
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WILL YOU, STELLA?
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PLEASE?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, STELLA.
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COME ON, YOU KNOW THE SUBJECT
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INSIDE AND OUT!
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IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE I
COULD HELP YOU STUDY.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M REALLY
GOOD AT. I MEAN I...
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I'M NOT A BRAIN OR ANYTHING,
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BUT I DO TAKE EXCELLENT NOTES.
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I MEAN, WE... WE COULD
GO OVER THEM TOGETHER,
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
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IS, UH, LATER THIS AFTERNOON OK?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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WELL, WERE SHOULD WE MEET?
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LET'S MEET IN THE LIBRARY,
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LET'S SAY, UH, 3:00?
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OK, YEAH.
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OK, GREAT. IT'S A DATE, THEN?
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SEE YA, STELLA.
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OK. BYE.
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HI.
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HI.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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OH, YOU ARE? OH, I
DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
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UM...
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YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY STUFF?
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THAT'S OK, THAT'S OK.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED.
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I'VE GOT PEN, I'VE GOT
PAPER, I'VE GOT THE WORK...
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STELLA? HMM?
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THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
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WHAT?
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STUDYING WON'T HELP ME.
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I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR IT.
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I'VE TRIED. I MEAN,
I REALLY HAVE.
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BUT NOTHING EVER SEEMS TO STICK.
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FINLEY'S RIGHT, I
MEAN, THE ONLY THING
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I'M GOOD AT IS FOOTBALL.
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SURE.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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STELLA, WAIT.
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NOW, THERE IS SOMETHING
YOU CAN DO FOR ME.
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HMM?
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NOW, FINLEY KEEPS A COLLECTION
OF OLD EGYPTIAN STUFF AT HIS HOUSE.
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YOU COULD MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
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TO GO OVER THERE, HAVE
A LOOK AT THIS JUNK...
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FOR EXTRA CREDIT OR SOMETHING.
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HE'D GO FOR IT IN A SECOND.
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YOU COULD DO IT TOMORROW NIGHT.
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OOH... WHY WOULD
I WANT TO DO THAT?
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BECAUSE...
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WHEN YOU HAVE HIM DISTRACTED,
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I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE
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AND MAKE A COPY OF THE MIDTERM.
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I COULDN'T DO THAT.
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YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY LOOKS AT ME,
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AND THEY THINK I'VE GOT IT MADE,
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LIKE I DON'T HAVE A
CARE IN THE WORLD.
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BUT THEY'RE WRONG, STELLA.
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I'M REALLY SCARED.
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FOOTBALL IS THE
ONLY FUTURE I'VE GOT,
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AND IT'S ABOUT TO
GO DOWN THE DRAIN.
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BUT IT WOULD BE WRONG.
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IF ANYBODY GETS IN TROUBLE,
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IT'LL BE ME, NOT YOU.
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I PROMISE YOU, STELLA.
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I WILL PROTECT YOU.
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NOBODY WILL KNOW.
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NOW, AFTER THE GAME,
THERE'S GOING TO BE A PARTY
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JUST FOR THE TEAM,
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AND I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME.
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I WANT YOU TO BE MY DATE.
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NO, YOU DON'T. YOU
DON'T WANT TO GO WITH ME.
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YES, I DO.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE ME?
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WHY WOULDN'T I?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
STELLA THE BOOKWORM?
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STELLA THE WALLFLOWER? HUH?
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THAT'S WHAT THEY
THINK, ISN'T IT?
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BUT THEY'RE WRONG,
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AREN'T THEY?
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JUST LIKE THEY'RE
WRONG ABOUT ME.
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NO, NOT ALTOGETHER.
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I SEE...
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WHO YOU REALLY ARE, STELLA.
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I SEE WHAT EVERYBODY
ELSE MISSES.
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I CAN'T SEE AT ALL
WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
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AH, MISS FISHER,
HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
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GOOD EVENING, PROFESSOR FINLEY.
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PLEASE, COME IN.
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THANK YOU.
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AND TH-TH-THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ALLOWING ME TO COME OVER.
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OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
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MY HOME IS ALWAYS
OPEN TO MY STUDENTS.
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I JUST WISH MORE OF THEM
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HAD YOUR INTEREST AND CURIOSITY.
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UH, LET'S JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS.
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I'VE GOT EVERYTHING READY.
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DOWNSTAIRS? YEAH, IN THE CELLAR.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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WOW.
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THIS IS LIKE A MUSEUM.
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WELL, MY GRANDFATHER
WAS ONE OF THE FIRST
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ARCHAEOLOGISTS TO
EXPLORE THE TOMBS
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IN THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS.
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ALL OF THESE ARTIFACTS
ARE REALLY VERY VALUABLE.
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE, MY DEAR.
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THAT'S THE PRIDE AND
JOY OF MY COLLECTION.
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AN ACTUAL BURIAL CHAMBER,
COMPLETELY INTACT.
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A TOMB?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU WANT TO LOOK INSIDE?
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WELL, I... NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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OH, NONSENSE.
IT'S THE BEST PART.
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GO ON IN.
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OOH, IT'S COLD.
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WELL, YOU GET USED TO IT.
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HOW DID THE TORCHES GET LIT?
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WELL, LIKE I SAID,
EVERYTHING'S READY.
244
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I SHOULD GO.
245
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BULLSHIT.
246
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:55,077
COME BACK! GET IN THERE!
247
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PROFESSOR FINLEY, LET ME GO!
248
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,406
COME ON!
249
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,619
REGGIE!
250
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REGGIE, HELP ME!
251
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,855
VIC, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
252
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:06,922
REGGIE, HELP ME!
253
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,045
PLEASE!
254
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,267
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
255
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,558
CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
256
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,561
AAH!
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00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,113
HEY!
258
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,382
HEY, WAIT. THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
259
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,406
OPEN UP!
260
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,520
WOMEN ARE GETTING STRONGER
THESE DAYS, AREN'T THEY?
261
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,256
MUST BE THAT DAMN WORKOUT TREND.
262
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,358
YOU'RE JUST OUT OF SHAPE.
263
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,159
FUCK YOU, JOCKO!
264
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,427
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
265
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,811
I GOT ONE THING TO DO FIRST.
266
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REGGIE!
267
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,439
OPEN THE DOOR!
268
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,712
COME ON! LET ME OUT!
269
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,569
THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MAN!
270
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,433
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
271
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,069
I NEED A DRINK.
272
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,093
WHEW!
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OH, MY GOD.
274
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RAMSETH...
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RAMSETH.
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00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,969
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
277
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,104
IT'S ME...
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PRINCESS NEFRA.
279
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,215
IT'S ME.
280
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,305
PRINCESS NEFRA.
281
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:03,599
THAT IS MY GRANDFATHER...
FLINDERS FINLEY.
282
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,601
WHAT AN ARCHAEOLOGIST.
283
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,602
THAT GRAVE-ROBBING
SON OF A BITCH
284
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:10,639
LOOTED TOMBS UP
AND DOWN THE NILE.
285
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,476
RAMSETH'S BEEN IN OUR
FAMILY FOR 3 GENERATIONS NOW,
286
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,645
PASSED ON FROM FATHER TO SON.
287
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,515
SORT OF A SACRED TRUST.
288
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,183
CURSE IS MORE LIKE IT.
289
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,819
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BURN
THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN?
290
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,421
YOU IDIOT.
291
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,557
RAMSETH IS A LIVING
CONNECTION WITH ANCIENT EGYPT,
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THE GREATEST TREASURE
IN ALL OF ANTIQUITY,
293
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,395
AND HE'S MINE!
294
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,130
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT MAIDENS
295
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,966
ARE GETTING HARDER AND
HARDER TO FIND THESE DAYS.
296
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:42,059
HA HA. SICK. YOU ARE VERY SICK.
297
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,708
YOU LOOK LIKE A MALT
LIQUOR MAN TO ME, SKULNICK,
298
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,265
BUT TRY THIS ANYWAY.
299
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,869
CHEERS.
300
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:02,891
OK, DOC. I'VE LIVED UP
TO MY END OF THE DEAL.
301
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,227
NOW IT'S TIME YOU
LIVED UP TO YOURS.
302
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,563
WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? SLOW DOWN.
303
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,031
RELAX. ENJOY YOUR DRINK.
304
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,555
HAND OVER THE MIDTERM FIRST.
305
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,926
IF YOU INSIST.
306
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,595
C-PLUS.
307
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,019
SURELY YOU DON'T EXPECT
A BETTER GRADE THAN THAT.
308
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,423
NO, THE GRADE'S FINE.
309
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,526
IT JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.
310
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,163
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
311
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,118
I BELIEVE I HAVE YOU OVER
312
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,020
A VERY LARGE BARREL HERE.
313
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,722
AND I BET THAT
SOME OF THAT STUFF
314
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,324
YOU HAVE HOARDED AWAY DOWNSTAIRS
315
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,727
IS WORTH A SMALL FORTUNE.
316
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:17,032
WHY, YOU MISERABLE
LITTLE RAT TURD.
317
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,269
ARE YOU TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME?
318
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,172
JUST THINK OF IT AS A
LAST-MINUTE RENEGOTIATION.
319
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,308
BUT, UH, I LIKE THE
ORIGINAL TERMS.
320
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,944
AH, BUT I DON'T.
321
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,147
YOU KNOW, IN THE CLASSROOM,
322
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,149
YOU RUN THE SHOW.
323
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,741
NOW... I'M CALLING THE SHOTS.
324
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:45,093
YOU... YOU REALLY DON'T LISTEN
DURING CLASS, DO YOU, REGGIE?
325
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,497
YEAH, WELL, THIS ISN'T
SCHOOL ANYMORE, FINLEY.
326
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,499
NOT EVEN DURING THE LECTURE
327
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,501
ON THE ANCIENT ART OF EMBALMING,
328
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,002
AS I RECALL.
329
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,706
EVEN THE DIMMEST
BOVINE-BRAIN NITWIT
330
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,741
USUALLY PERKS UP DURING
THE EMBALMING LECTURE.
331
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,810
IT'S JUST SO GROSS.
332
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,144
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
333
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:06,448
DO YOU RECALL WHAT I SAID
334
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,606
THIS INSTRUMENT WAS USED FOR?
335
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:14,924
FOR REMOVING THE
BRAIN THROUGH THE NOSE.
336
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,791
I'M IMPRESSED.
337
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,093
ARE YOU DONE?
338
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,528
NOT YET.
339
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,530
DO YOU REMEMBER, REGGIE,
340
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,532
HOW THE ANCIENT EMBALMERS
341
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,968
REMOVED THE OTHER
INTERNAL ORGANS?
342
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,424
WHO CARES?
343
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,673
THEY WOULD MIX A POTION...
344
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,409
CALL IT A DRINK...
345
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:37,178
WHICH THEY WOULD POUR
DOWN THE CORPSE'S THROAT.
346
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,847
AFTER A SHORT TIME,
347
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,282
THE ORGANS WOULD DISSOLVE
348
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,483
INTO A THICK SLUDGE
349
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,651
WHICH WOULD OOZE FROM THE BODY
350
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,342
THROUGH THE MOUTH AND THE ASS.
351
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,592
YOU'RE TRYING TO PSYCH ME OUT.
352
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,893
NO, REGGIE.
353
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,649
I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU.
354
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,932
WAIT A MINUTE.
355
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,733
YOU DRANK IT, TOO...
356
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,169
PROFESSOR.
357
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,892
DID I?
358
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,577
DID YOU SEE ME POUR BOTH DRINKS
359
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,912
FROM THE SAME DECANTER?
360
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,747
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
HOW COULD YOU?
361
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,872
YOU WEREN'T PAYING
ATTENTION, AS USUAL.
362
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,923
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
363
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,493
REGGIE, HOW EMBARRASSING.
364
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,063
YOU LOOK LIKE THE
POSTER BOY FOR DEPENDS.
365
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:32,423
HA HA HA HA!
366
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,234
SHIT!
367
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,216
GODDAMN MESS.
368
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,840
OH, WELL.
369
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:57,581
ALL IN THE NAME OF
HISTORY AND SCIENCE.
370
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,231
ALL RIGHT.
371
00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:12,189
WHAT THE HELL IS...
372
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,970
STELLA!
373
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:17,406
YOU'RE ALIVE.
374
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:20,609
CALL ME PRINCESS NEFRA.
375
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,412
MMM, HE DOES.
376
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,749
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
377
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,250
I'M THE PERFECT STUDENT.
378
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,352
I LISTEN IN CLASS.
379
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:33,555
I TAKE EXCELLENT NOTES.
380
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,112
WHAT?
381
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:38,927
I LISTEN!
382
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,261
IN CLASS!
383
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:43,665
TO YOUR STUPID, BORING LECTURES!
384
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,834
I WRITE DOWN EVERY WORD YOU SAY.
385
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,837
SO I FIGURED IT OUT.
386
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:53,397
THE LEGEND OF RAMSETH AND NEFRA.
387
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,378
THE MUMMY WHO WOULDN'T DIE,
388
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,379
ALL THAT SHIT.
389
00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,646
I REMEMBERED IT ALL.
390
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,748
SO I PLAYED ALONG
WITH THIS SACK OF RAGS,
391
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,620
AND, BOY... HA HA... WAS
HE HAPPY TO SEE ME.
392
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,522
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I AM SAYING?
393
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,192
Y-Y-YOU MEAN THAT YOU AND HE...
394
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,216
YES!
395
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,096
GEE.
396
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,163
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
397
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,397
JUST KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
398
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:17,621
I THINK IT'S UPSETTING HIM.
399
00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:20,669
NO, IT'S OK.
400
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:21,936
YOU KNOW, THERE
WAS SOMETHING ELSE
401
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,738
YOU SAID IN CLASS.
402
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:28,477
ABOUT HOW JEALOUS RAMSETH WAS?
403
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,779
LET'S SEE IF YOU WERE RIGHT.
404
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,214
NOW, DON'T, DON'T, STELLA.
405
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,482
OH, PROFESSOR FINLEY,
406
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,750
ONE LITTLE KISSIE-WISSIE
FOR YOUR FAVORITE STUDENT.
407
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:36,751
NO, NO, STELLA!
408
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,520
FOR YOUR FAVORITE STUDENT. NO!
409
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,177
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
410
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,200
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
411
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:55,025
AH, OH, NO, NO.
412
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,207
NO... OH... OH!
413
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,799
AAH!
414
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,316
AAH!
415
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,843
I'M EDNA CUME, DEAN OF WOMEN.
416
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,111
THIS IS STELLA BISHOP.
417
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,612
WHAT'S GOING ON?
418
00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:39,381
MY NAME IS DETECTIVE CONNORS,
419
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,749
MISS BISHOP.
420
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,451
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
421
00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:43,952
I'M AFRAID SO.
422
00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:46,388
IT'S ABOUT YOUR CLASS PROJECT.
423
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,979
DID I GET A GOOD GRADE?
424
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,594
LET'S GO, STELLA.
425
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,751
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT DOWNTOWN.
426
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:27,963
EEEW!
427
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,965
I GUESS THAT'S A WRAP
428
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,900
FOR REGGIE AND PROFESSOR FINLEY.
429
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,302
YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY, KIDDIES...
430
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:37,873
NEFRA SAY NEFRA AGAIN.
431
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,008
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
432
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,109
AS FOR ME,
433
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,679
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK
TO MY CORPSE CATALOGUE
434
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,081
AND DECIDE ON A MAJOR.
435
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,249
I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING PRE-DEAD,
436
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,219
BUT I THINK I'D BE BETTER
AT SHRIEK-ONOMICS.
437
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,722
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
438
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:58,326
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
439
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:01,429
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
440
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,453
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