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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,676 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 2 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,247 HA HA! 3 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,496 FRIGHT COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. 4 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,567 WILL THE DEFENDANTS PLEASE APPROACH THE BENCH. 5 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:35,471 YOU STAND ACCUSED OF WATCHING TOO MUCH TALES FROM THE CRYPT. 6 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:38,041 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARGE? 7 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:41,410 NEITHER DO I. BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS... 8 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:45,081 IF CONVICTED, YOU'LL RECEIVE A STIFF SENTENCE. 9 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,917 YOU MAY EVEN DO A LITTLE HORRID TIME. 10 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,485 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 11 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,187 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 12 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,456 LET THE TRIAL BEGIN. 13 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,659 OUR FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE IS A TALE 14 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,127 ABOUT A COUPLE OF COLLEGE BOYS 15 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,297 WHO ARE ABOUT TO UNDERGO A LITTLE TRIAL IN TERROR 16 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,565 OF THEIR OWN, 17 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,301 IN A WRIT OF HABEAS CORPSES I CALL... 18 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,693 HOUSE OF HORROR. 19 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:06,061 EXCUSE ME, HONORABLE PRESIDENT CRANDLE, SIR. 20 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,498 THIS UNWORTHY PLEDGE WISHES TO CLEAN THAT PORTION OF THE FLOOR 21 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,866 WHICH IS UNDER YOUR GLORIOUS SHOES. 22 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:13,036 ALL RIGHT. JUST... HURRY IT UP. 23 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,705 ARLING! 24 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:19,508 HEY, ARLING, YOU TURD-BALL, 25 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:22,411 DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN THIS SECTION OF THE FLOOR OVER HERE? 26 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,782 YES, SIR, GRAND AND GLORIOUS PLEDGEMASTER WILTON, SIR. 27 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:30,320 WELL... ISN'T THAT DOG SHIT I SEE ON IT? 28 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:34,012 YES, IT DOES APPEAR TO BE CANINE FECAL MATERIAL, SIR. 29 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,452 WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK IT GOT THERE? 30 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,869 AS A DIRECT RESULT OF MY OWN SENSE 31 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,871 OF WORTHLESSNESS AND INCOMPETENCE, SIR. 32 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,673 WATERS, HENDERSON... 33 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,407 THIS DON'T CONCERN YOU. 34 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,998 GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I PADDLE YOUR ASSES. 35 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,114 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PLEDGE? 36 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:00,683 CLEAN IT UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU USE YOUR TONGUE! 37 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,641 YES, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR. 38 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,090 OH, ARLING? 39 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,280 YOU FORGOT TO KISS THE SOLES OF MY SHOES. 40 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,698 WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARLING, YOU WAITING FOR ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE? 41 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:19,102 QUIT! QUIT! GO UP ON THE WALL OF SHAME. 42 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,603 YOU'LL NEVER BECOME A MEMBER, 43 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,772 AND WE HAZE YOU AS LONG AS YOU GO TO THIS SCHOOL. 44 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:26,308 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PUNK ASSHOLE QUITTER... 45 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:27,711 DEE DEE DeWITT. 46 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,180 DeWITT CHICKENED OUT ON A TEST OF COURAGE. 47 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:32,616 HE DIDN'T HAVE IT, SO HE QUIT. 48 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,517 ONLY WE NEVER LET UP ON HIM. 49 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,752 WE DROVE HIM CRAZY. 50 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,722 WE MADE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL. 51 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:41,257 DeWITT ENDED UP DE-GRADED, 52 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,660 DE-BILITATED, AND DE-FUNCT. 53 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,128 HE HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 54 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:48,798 THAT WAS GREAT. 55 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,967 ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT MAKES ME REALLY PROUD 56 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,423 TO BE GAMMA DELT. 57 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:00,498 MY SHOES, ARLING. 58 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,817 THAT'S GROSS. 59 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,475 REMEMBER, KIDDIES, 60 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,977 TONIGHT'S YOUR TEST OF COURAGE. 61 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,102 IT'LL MAKE OR BREAK YOU. 62 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,721 YOU KNOW, I'M THINKIN' I'D LIKE TO BREAK HIM. 63 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,423 YEAH. BREAK HIS NECK. 64 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,259 WAIT FOR HIM ONE NIGHT BEHIND THE DOOR. 65 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:51,261 WHEN HE COMES IN, WHAM! 66 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:54,530 CRACK HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 67 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,166 FUCK THE BASEBALL BAT. 68 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,400 I'D USE A SHOVEL. 69 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,401 YEAH. 70 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,336 OR AN AX! 71 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,704 OR A CHAINSAW. 72 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:02,972 YEAH. 73 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,640 I JUST WANT THIS ALL DONE WITH. 74 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,384 THE ONLY THING THAT'S KEEPING ME GOING IS... 75 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,378 PLEDGES! DON'T MAKE A BROTHER 76 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,236 GET UP TO ANSWER THAT DOOR! 77 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,761 WHY, Y'ALL DIDN'T HAVE TO GET SO DRESSED UP 78 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,197 JUST FOR LITTLE OLD ME. 79 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:28,221 ARLING? 80 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,769 WHAT'S A PLEDGE SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE PRESENCE OF A LADY? 81 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,671 UH, WELCOME TO GAMMA DELTA OMEGA. 82 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,173 PLEDGE ARLING AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS. 83 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,295 JUST CALL ME MONA. 84 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,745 MY, YOU'RE QUITE A GENTLEMAN. 85 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,135 I LIKE THAT. 86 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,786 HOWDY, MONA. I'M TEX CRANDALL, PRESIDENT OF THE HOUSE. 87 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,955 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 88 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,924 YOU SEE, OUR SORORITY... 89 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,160 DELTA OMEGA ALPHA... 90 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,629 JUST OPENED A CHAPTER ON CAMPUS. 91 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:02,332 AND WE'D LIKE TO AFFILIATE WITH A FRATERNITY, 92 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:03,866 FOR VARIOUS... 93 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,668 SOCIAL EVENTS. 94 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:06,902 ALTHOUGH I ASSUME 95 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,504 AN ORGANIZATION SUCH AS YOURS 96 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,707 ALREADY HAS A SISTER HOUSE. 97 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,775 WELL, UH, ACTUALLY, NO, WE'VE BEEN ON PROBA... 98 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,109 I MEAN, REVIEWING OUR SITUATION. 99 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,178 WE MAY CONSIDER AN AFFILIATION, 100 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,381 PROVIDED CERTAIN STANDARDS ARE... 101 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,716 Y'ALL WANNA BE CERTAIN 102 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,885 WE'RE NOT SOME DOG HOUSE, RIGHT? 103 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,053 WELL... 104 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,090 HOW ABOUT THREE OR FOUR OF Y'ALL 105 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,591 COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT 106 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,093 AND MEET THE SISTERS, 107 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,761 UP CLOSE AND... 108 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,051 PERSONAL? 109 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,601 MONA, COULD YOU GIVE US A SECOND HERE, PLEASE? 110 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,970 THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 111 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,471 IT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF THOSE 112 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:43,906 SORORITY INITIATION STUNTS. 113 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:47,009 THEY GET A BUNCH OF GUYS OVER AND THEY MAKE FOOLS OF 'EM. 114 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,477 IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE. 115 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,213 LET ME FLUSH THIS OUT. 116 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,082 MONA, WE'D LOVE TO. 117 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:56,019 UNFORTUNATELY, TONIGHT'S OUR FINAL PLEDGE RITUAL 118 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,287 IN AN OFF-CAMPUS LOCALE. 119 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,989 OH, I'M LES WILTON... 120 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,624 PLEDGEMASTER. 121 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,427 IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE MEN OF THESE BOYS. 122 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,130 NOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT MAKING MEN OUT OF BOYS 123 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,098 WAS A WOMAN'S JOB. 124 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:12,835 WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER YOUR SERVICES. 125 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:16,127 I'M SURE THE PLEDGES WOULDN'T MIND. 126 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,643 MONA, I APOLOGIZE. 127 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,745 THAT WAS RUDE AND INSENSITIVE OF ME. 128 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,747 HOWEVER, SINCE WE CAN'T SEND 129 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:27,583 ANY BROTHERS TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT, 130 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:32,688 PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO COME CHECK OUT OUR LITTLE RITUAL. 131 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,423 OH, WE WOULDN'T THINK OF INTERFERING 132 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,881 IN ONE OF YOUR SACRED RITUALS. 133 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,529 WELL, IF YOU WERE INTERFERING, 134 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,863 WE WOULDN'T HAVE INVITED YOU. 135 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:41,865 NEVERTHELESS, 136 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,732 WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR INVITATION, 137 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:46,236 AND WE WISH YOU MUCH LUCK ON FINDING A BROTHER HOUSE. 138 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,260 WELL... 139 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:53,709 IF YOU'RE CERTAIN WE WON'T BE INTERFERING... 140 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,500 WE'LL BE THERE. 141 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:05,243 THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN KEEPING ME GOING. 142 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,626 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. Y'ALL GONNA MAKE IT? 143 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,494 WE'LL MAKE IT, SIR. 144 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,662 AND WE KNOW WILTON'S PUSHING YOU KINDA HARD. 145 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:17,166 LIKE WE SAID BEFORE, HE'S NOT EXACTLY THE TYPE OF MAN WE APPROVE OF. 146 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,767 THEN WHY DO YOU LET HIM DO THIS? 147 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:19,902 POLITICS. 148 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,105 ABOUT 6 YEARS AGO, GAMMA DELTA HOUSE 149 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:25,108 CAME CLOSE TO CENSORSHIP ON A CHEATING SCANDAL. 150 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,043 WILTON DUG UP SOME DIRT ON THE DEAN. 151 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,312 BINGO... NO MORE SCANDAL. 152 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,914 WIL DECIDED HE LIKED THE JOB OF PLEDGEMASTER, 153 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,316 SO HE'S HAD IT EVER SINCE. 154 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,650 WAIT, FOR 6 YEARS? 155 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,352 HOW COME HE HASN'T GRADUATED? 156 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,743 GUYS LIKE WILL NEVER GRADUATE. 157 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,163 END OF THE LINE, KIDDIES! 158 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,032 PLEDGES WALK FROM THIS POINT ON! 159 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:53,102 WATERS, RECITE THE HISTORY OF THE OLD COUGHER HOUSE. 160 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,138 IT WAS OWNED BY AN OLD... AN OLD HERMIT 161 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,372 WITH A BLACK CLOAK AND HOOD, 162 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,840 WHO HAD THIS HACKING COUGH. 163 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,508 YOU COULD HEAR HIM A MILE AWAY. 164 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,344 THEY CALLED HIM THE COUGHER 165 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,246 AND HIS HOUSE COUGHER HOUSE. 166 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,249 WATERS, SWALLOW THAT GUM. HENDERSON, CONTINUE. 167 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,484 WHEN THE ALPHA SIGMA SIGMA FRAT HOUSE BURNED DOWN, 168 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,852 THE MAYOR, WHO HAD BEEN A MEMBER, 169 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,854 SWINDLED THE COUGHER OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE 170 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,122 AND GAVE IT TO THE FRATERNITY. 171 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,459 THE COUGHER THEN CURSED THE HOUSE AND KILLED HIMSELF. 172 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,460 ARLING, WRAP IT UP! 173 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,795 A YEAR LATER, 9 MEMBERS OF ALPHA SIGMA 174 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,130 WHO LIVED IN THE HOUSE, INCLUDING THE MAYOR'S SON, 175 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:23,866 WERE MURDERED WITH AN AX 176 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,634 BY SOMEONE WEARING A BLACK HOOD 177 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,536 WITH A HACKING COUGH. 178 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,407 THE HOUSE WAS CONDEMNED. THAT WAS 1933. 179 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,875 EVER SINCE THEN, PEOPLE SAY 180 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,044 THE COUGHER'S GHOST IS STILL IN THERE, 181 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,213 MAKING SURE NOBODY'S IN HIS HOUSE. 182 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,048 THEY SAY YOU CAN STILL HEAR HIM COUGHING. 183 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,353 BLINDFOLDS OFF, GENTLEMEN! 184 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,887 WE'RE HERE. 185 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,670 SO HERE'S THE DEAL, PLEDGES. 186 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,085 YOU EACH HAVE A FLASHLIGHT. 187 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:20,489 YOU CAN ALL SEE THAT ROW OF WINDOWS THERE. 188 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,026 YOU GO IN, RUN UP TO THE SECOND-FLOOR WINDOW, 189 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,695 FLASH YOUR LIGHT THREE TIMES, 190 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,697 CLIMB THE LADDER TO THE ATTIC, 191 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,966 FLASH THREE TIMES IN THE ATTIC WINDOW. 192 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:35,003 THEN WAIT THERE TILL I CALL YOU BACK DOWN. 193 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,407 IF YOU MAKE IT, YOU'RE IN. 194 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,475 SOUND EASY? 195 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,977 WELL, THE JOINT'S HAUNTED! 196 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,002 AND MR. AX MURDERER'S GHOST DOESN'T LIKE VISITORS. 197 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,152 HENDERSON, YOU'RE FIRST. 198 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,741 GO. 199 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,391 SEE YOU BOYS IN THE ATTIC. 200 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,060 GOOD LUCK, BOYS. 201 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,862 ALL OF US SISTERS ARE COUNTING ON YOU. 202 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,287 WE JUST LOVE FRATERNITY MEN. 203 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,257 AWOO! 204 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,909 SO, MONA... 205 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,610 WHERE'S THE REST OF YOUR SISTERS? 206 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,878 THAT CAN'T BE ALL OF 'EM. 207 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,647 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'LL ALL MAKE IT. 208 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:21,984 TOO BAD. ME AND SPARKS HERE RIGGED UP SOME GREAT GAGS. 209 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,641 THEY'RE GONNA MISS A GOOD SHOW. 210 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,327 UGH. 211 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,487 HEY. GREAT COUGHING, SPARKS. 212 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,488 RECORDED THEM 213 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,090 AT THE HOSPITAL LUNG CANCER WARD, 214 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,048 THEN PUMPED THEM UP ON THE SYNTHESIZER. 215 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:29,818 HUUUUH! 216 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,176 AAAAAH! 217 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,657 OH. 218 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,881 YOU DAMN NEAR KILLED ME. 219 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,807 YOU ASSHOLE! 220 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,076 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE GHOST OF AN AX MURDERER, 221 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,378 NOT A CHAINSAW MASSACRE. 222 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,346 ARTISTIC LICENSE. 223 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,651 JUST CHECK ON THE EFFECTS, SPARKS. 224 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,551 ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO. 225 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,959 AAAAH! 226 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,161 JESUS, THAT SOUNDED LIKE HENDERSON. 227 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,762 NAH, THEY JUST GOT THE PLACE WIRED FOR SOUND. 228 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,106 WE'LL SEE HIM IN THE ATTIC WINDOW ANY MINUTE NOW. 229 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:27,843 I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM TO BAG THAT CHAINSAW. 230 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:36,040 WILTON, WHY IS IT TAKING HIM SO LONG TO GET UP THERE? 231 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,722 GUESS HE JUST AIN'T GAMMA DELTA MATERIAL. 232 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:43,392 WATERS, LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE WORTHY. 233 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,493 MOVE YOUR ASS. 234 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,783 YOU SHOW 'EM, TIGER. 235 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,406 WATERS! 236 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,407 THERE'S SOMEBODY ON THE SECOND FLOOR 237 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,431 WITH A CLOAK AND AN AX. 238 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,311 ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME, ARLING? 239 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,046 NO, MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD! I JUST SAW HIM. 240 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,348 BAWK BAWK BAWK! 241 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:09,118 BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK! 242 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,409 BUCK BUCK BAWK! 243 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,196 HENDERSON, YA UP THERE, BUDDY? 244 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,323 HENDERSON, IS THAT YOU? 245 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,374 AAAH! 246 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,963 STRAWBERRY JELLY. 247 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,886 OH, THOSE FUCKERS! 248 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,962 AAAAH! 249 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,650 SHIT, IT'S REAL! 250 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,551 SICK, WILTON! 251 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,253 VERY FUCKING SICK! 252 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,489 WILTON MUST OF RUSTLED IT FROM MED SCHOOL. 253 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,398 I TOLD YOU TO LOSE THAT CHAINSAW. 254 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,233 MY SYSTEM MUST BE SCREWED UP. 255 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,535 THAT... THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SCREAM. 256 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,873 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 257 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,775 TWO SOUNDS AT ONCE. 258 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,000 IT CAN'T DO THAT. 259 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,319 WHAT'S THE STORY, WILTON? 260 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,554 WHY ISN'T THERE ANY SIGN OF THOSE PLEDGES? 261 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,090 BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING WITH US, THAT'S WHY. 262 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:58,294 LAYING LOW, TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD! 263 00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,528 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, ARLING? 264 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,129 I DON'T KNOW! BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 265 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,699 YEAH, WELL, LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE GOIN' IN THERE. 266 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:07,803 OR I'M MAKIN' IT MY BUSINESS TO RIDE YOUR ASS TILL YOU'RE DE-FUNCT. 267 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,006 LOOK, I SAW SOMEBODY IN THAT WINDOW WITH AN AX. 268 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,640 I'M NOT GOING UP TO THE ATTIC! 269 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,043 BAWK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK! 270 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,012 HELL, ARLING, YOU'RE SO CHICKEN, 271 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,314 I BET YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE SECOND FLOOR. 272 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,317 IN FACT, I GOT 100 BUCKS SAYING YOU WON'T! 273 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,484 HOW ABOUT IT, KID? 274 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,508 HENDERSON AND WATERS BOTH DID IT. 275 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,059 100 BUCKS WOULD BUY US 276 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,323 ONE TERRIFIC DINNER DATE. 277 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,738 TO THE SECOND FLOOR. 278 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,940 YOU'RE ON. 279 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,075 GOOD. I'LL GET YOUR 100 BUCKS, 280 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,966 THEN I'LL RUN YOUR ASS INTO THE GROUND. 281 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:55,851 SO, MONA... 282 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,720 DOES THAT DINNER DATE APPLY FOR ME, TOO? 283 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,289 IF YOU WIN... 284 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,857 BUT YOU WON'T. 285 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:02,858 I'M SURE THAT YOUNG MAN 286 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,163 WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION. 287 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,744 WATERS? 288 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,069 HENDERSON? 289 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:31,086 HEY. GREAT ARM GAG, SPARKS. 290 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,154 I DIDN'T DO IT. 291 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,656 I THOUGHT YOU DID. 292 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,828 HEY, WE GOTTA FRY THIS LITTLE TWERP 293 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,629 OR IT'S GONNA COST ME A C-NOTE. 294 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,653 FRIED. 295 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,581 WATERS? 296 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,238 HENDERSON? 297 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,348 THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS! 298 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,621 WATERS? 299 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,237 AAAAAH! 300 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,472 AAAH! AAH! AAH! 301 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,596 OH! OH! OW! 302 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,414 OH, SHIT! OH, JESUS CHRIST! 303 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,484 GOD, HE'S ON ME! HE'S GONNA KILL ME NOW! 304 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,218 AAH! AAH! I SAW IT! 305 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,520 I SAW COUGHER'S GHOST WITH AN AX! 306 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,355 IT'S REAL! HE TRIED TO KILL ME! 307 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,859 TAKE A GOOD LOOK, ASSHOLE. 308 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,929 IT'S JUST A DUMMY WITH A STUPID MASK WE RIGGED. 309 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,164 DID I CALL THIS, OR WHAT?! 310 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,532 WE'RE TALKING WALL OF SHAME, HERE GUYS. 311 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,069 MR. GUTLESS WONDER OF 1993. 312 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,570 NO! IT WASN'T A DUMMY! IT WAS A GHOST! 313 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,738 IT WAS UPSTAIRS! I SAW HIM! 314 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,973 BULLSHIT. 315 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:34,009 THE WHOLE THING'S BULLSHIT, INCLUDING THE LEGEND. 316 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,344 PLEDGEMASTER SECRET... 317 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,845 THE WHOLE THING WAS MADE UP YEARS AGO 318 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:37,946 AND PRINTED IN THE SCHOOL PAPER 319 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,248 SO PLEDGES COULD RESEARCH IT FOR INITIATIONS. 320 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,549 IT NEVER HAPPENED! 321 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,453 THERE'S NO COUGHER. THERE NEVER WAS. 322 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,688 AND ARLING'S JUST A WUSS. 323 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,190 YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS, 324 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,158 AND IT'S BUYING ME A DATE WITH MONA. 325 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,827 SHE LIKES MEN, NOT WIMPS. 326 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,196 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, SWEETHEART? 327 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,600 ALL RIGHT, WILTON, CALL DOWN THE REST OF THE PLEDGES 328 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,602 SO WE CAN HIT THE TRAIL. 329 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,439 WATERS! HENDERSON! 330 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,107 THIS IS YOUR GRAND AND GLORIOUS PLEDGEMASTER HERE. 331 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,175 I'M IN THE HOUSE. 332 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,711 I WANT YOU TO COME DOWN NOW! 333 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,045 WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GO UP TO THE ATTIC 334 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,114 AND BRING 'EM DOWN YOURSELF? 335 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,571 WASN'T THAT THE DEAL? 336 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,118 SO IT'S AN AMBUSH. 337 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,154 I GO UP THERE AND THOSE TWO JUMP ME. 338 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,856 YOU HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG. 339 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,158 WELL, I AIN'T FALLIN' FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, ARLING. 340 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,126 NOT THIS WILTON. 341 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,795 WHAT'S THE MATTER, WILTON, 342 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,465 YOU AFRAID OF GETTIN' BUSHWHACKED BY A COUPLE OF DWEEB PLEDGES? 343 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,400 YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM GREENHORNS? 344 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,937 LES, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN. 345 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,272 OF COURSE I CAN TAKE 'EM. 346 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,763 WATCH THIS. 347 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,978 HEY, SPARKS, CUT THAT OUT! 348 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,562 IT WASN'T ME! I... I ALREADY YANKED THE WIRE! 349 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,927 UH, SPARKS, MAYBE YOU'D BETTER COME WITH ME. UH... 350 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,496 I DON'T REMEMBER HOW WE RIGGED EVERYTHING UP HERE. 351 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,731 HEY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 352 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,087 ME, I'M AFRAID OF GHOSTS. 353 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,736 UH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... 354 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,238 I'LL GO FIRST AND YOU, UH, 355 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,007 YOU GUYS FOLLOW RIGHT BEHIND ME. 356 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,643 US BROTHERS GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, RIGHT? 357 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,946 BAWK! BUCK BUCK! BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK! 358 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,348 BAWK BAWK BAWK! 359 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,882 HEY, COME ON! 360 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,652 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING CHICKEN AND BEING STUPID! 361 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,687 OH, YEAH? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 362 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,690 I'LL REMEMBER THIS. 363 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:31,114 I'M GOING TO PAY BACK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. 364 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:48,643 RRAAAGH! 365 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:51,167 AAAAAH! 366 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,450 HA HA HA HA HA! 367 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,742 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 368 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,146 YOU REMEMBER ME? 369 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,860 DEE DEE DeWITT. 370 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,762 FROM THE WALL OF SHAME. 371 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,397 I GUESS I PROVED 372 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:11,266 THAT YOU'RE NOT GAMMA DELTA MATERIAL, EITHER. 373 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,701 HA HA HA! 374 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,671 BAWK! BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK! 375 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,272 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 376 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:19,507 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 377 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:20,798 INCREDIBLE, MAN. 378 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,180 AND ABOUT THOSE OTHER PLEDGES... 379 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,683 I PUT A NOTE ON THE ATTIC DOOR 380 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,350 TELLING THEM NOT TO SIGNAL 381 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:31,687 OR DO ANYTHING UNTIL THEY HEARD THE PASSWORD... 382 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:32,854 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 383 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:36,858 AND I SIGNED THE NOTE "LES WILTON." 384 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:40,562 NOBODY DOES THAT TO ME! 385 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,564 LET'S GO, GIRLS. 386 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,232 MONA! WAIT! 387 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,935 I WON! YOU OWE ME A DATE! 388 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:48,937 ALL RIGHT, WILTON, CALL DOWN THE REST OF THEM PLEDGES 389 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,394 SO WE CAN ALL VAMOOSE. 390 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,030 DO IT! 391 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,315 WATERS! HENDERSON! HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 392 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:01,772 NOW GET DOWN HERE! 393 00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:04,353 DID YOU HEAR ME? 394 00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:07,489 I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY! NOW MOVE! 395 00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:09,691 I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU'RE FUCKIN' WITH ME AGAIN... 396 00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:13,295 HEY. MAYBE THEY ARE GONNA JUMP YOU. 397 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,364 HA HA HA HA HA! 398 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:17,332 GO UP AND GET 'EM, WILTON. 399 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:20,224 GO GET 'EM OR WE'RE EXPELLING YOUR ASS. 400 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,639 UH-OH. 401 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,246 I COULD QUIT. THAT'S WHAT I OUGHT TO DO. 402 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,715 DeWITT. 403 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:36,184 SO IT WAS YOU THAT RIGGED THE ARM? 404 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,587 ARM? WHAT ARM? 405 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,188 THIS ARM. 406 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,691 HEY, NO. IT AIN'T MINE. 407 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:45,315 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S A PLEDGE RING! 408 00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:47,362 IT'S HENDERSON'S! 409 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:48,764 GOOD LORD! 410 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,098 WATERS! 411 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:51,833 HENDERSON! 412 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,058 I'M GONNA READ BOTH YOUR ASSES FOR THIS. 413 00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:04,934 WATERS? 414 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,940 HENDERSON? 415 00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:27,524 AAH. 416 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:39,848 WELCOME TO DELTA OMEGA ALPHA PLEDGE NIGHT. 417 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:44,419 WE JUST LOVE FRATERNITY BOYS. 418 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:48,723 YOU SEE, D.O.A. IS AN ALL-GHOUL SORORITY. 419 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:51,993 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 420 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,362 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 421 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,664 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME 422 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,999 DELTA OMEGA MATERIAL NOW. 423 00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,456 DINNER. 424 00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:04,005 SEE, LES? 425 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,674 YOU GET YOUR DINNER DATE AFTER ALL. 426 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:09,811 AND I'M JUST SO FAMISHED FOR A MAN. 427 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,313 REMEMBER, PLEDGES, 428 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:12,647 EAT EVERY BITE 429 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:15,683 OR YOU'LL END UP ON THE WALL OF SHAME! 430 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:18,141 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 431 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,826 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 432 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:30,265 AAAAAH! 433 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:33,289 AAAAH! 434 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,554 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 435 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,446 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 436 00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:00,128 POOR LES. 437 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,262 I KNOW THEY SAY 438 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,965 THAT COLLEGE COSTS AN ARM AND A LEG, 439 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:05,901 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 440 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:09,237 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 441 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:13,408 STILL, I THINK HE'D HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO KNOW 442 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:17,145 HE WAS PART OF ONE LAST FOOD FRIGHT. 443 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:18,313 AH. 444 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:20,982 I SEE WE'VE REACHED A VERDICT. 445 00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,483 MEMBERS OF THE GORY, 446 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:27,155 DO YOU FIEND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY? 447 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,159 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 448 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,462 A HUNG JURY. 449 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,430 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 450 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:41,669 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 451 00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:44,673 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 452 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:47,697 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org... 30906

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