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AH HA HA HA HA!
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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I TELL YOU, LADIES AND GERMS,
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THAT GHOUL-FRIEND OF MINE
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MAKES ME SO CRAZY.
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SHE TOLD ME SHE
THOUGHT SHE'D LOOK GOOD
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IN SOMETHING LONG AND FLOWING
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SO I THREW HER
IN THE MISSISSIPPI.
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HMM.
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AND HOW 'BOUT THAT
ERNEST HEMINGWAY?
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ALWAYS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF.
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EWW.
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HELLO? ANYBODY?
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I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, FOLKS.
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I CAN HEAR YOU BLEEDING.
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IS THIS ON?
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HMM.
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I KNOW WHAT THIS CROWD WANTS.
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A LITTLE SLAY ON WORDS.
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MAYBE A COUPLE OF
NASTY FRIGHT GAGS?
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Man: GET A LIFE!
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SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES
OF TONIGHT'S NASTY NUGGET.
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IT'S A LITTLE TALE
ABOUT MARRIAGE,
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OR IF YOU PREFER,
ABOUT WIFE AND DEATH.
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I CALL IT TWO FOR THE SHOW.
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SO I GET UP, AND I SAY,
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"HEY, SCREW MAKIN' A LOT OF
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STUPID PRODUCT IMPROVEMENTS
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THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT."
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING HERE?
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I MEAN, WHY SPEND ALL THAT MONEY
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WHEN FOR NOTHING,
WE CAN FIND WAYS
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TO SELL WHAT'S THERE
TO ALL THOSE MARKETS
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THAT NEVER THOUGHT
OF BUYING OUR STUFF
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IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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I MEAN, THAT IS BRILLIANT.
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AND STILL, I'M CATCHING FLAK
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FROM MORONS LIKE... LIKE QUIMBY.
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I MEAN, THIS DICKHEAD THINKS
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THAT JUST BECAUSE HE
WENT AND COMMISSIONED
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SOME GODDAMN FEASIBILITIES STUDY
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THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BACK OFF,
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YOU KNOW? I MEAN,
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LIKE THE WHOLE
THING WAS HIS IDEA
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IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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I MEAN, CAN YOU
BELIEVE THIS GUY?
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SO, ANYWAY, I SAID TO
QUIMBY, "LOOK, YOU ASSHOLE,
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"I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU ON THIS.
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"I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU ALL THE WAY
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"TO THE GODDAMN BOARD
OF DIRECTORS. IF I HAVE TO."
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?
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HE SAID, "I DON'T CARE."
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SO I SAID TO HIM,
"OK, FINE, PAL.
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"BE THAT WAY, 'CAUSE
ONE OF THESE DAYS
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"I'M GONNA BE A VICE PRESIDENT,
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"AND WHEN THAT DAY
COMES, I'M GONNA SQUASH YOU
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LIKE THE INSECT THAT YOU ARE."
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MMM. THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
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AND THEN... OH,
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OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
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THERE'S A BIG COCKTAIL PARTY
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SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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YOU HATE THESE WEEKEND THINGS,
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BUT THIS ONE IS
REALLY IMPORTANT.
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I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU, ANDY.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I-I'D LIKE YOU TO TRY
HARDER TO BE MORE SOCIAL.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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IT'S NOT ABOUT LIKING PEOPLE
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OR NOT LIKING PEOPLE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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I'M LEAVING YOU, ANDY.
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT.
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I'LL EVEN... I'LL MAKE A LIST
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OF THINGS FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT.
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THAT WAY YOU WON'T... WHAT?
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I SAID, "I'M LEAVING YOU."
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I WANT A DIVORCE.
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YOU WHAT?
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ALL YOU CARE ABOUT
ANYMORE IS WORK.
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I WANT PASSION,
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I WANT HOT SEX ON
A WHITE SAND BEACH,
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I WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE
FUN AND ADVENTURE
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WHILE I'M STILL YOUNG
ENOUGH TO ENJOY IT.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT?
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WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO
INCREASE YOUR ALLOWANCE?
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IS THAT IT?
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I DON'T WANT MONEY, ANDY!
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I WANT OUT!
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IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH
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I'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR.
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AN AFFAIR.
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I'M IN LOVE,
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AND I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW GREAT IT FEELS.
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WE'RE RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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WHO IS HE?
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IT'S NOBODY YOU KNOW.
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I WANT THE NAME.
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WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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SQUASH HIM LIKE AN INSECT?
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YOU'RE NOT THE
MAN I MARRIED, ANDY,
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AND IF YOU ARE,
I DIDN'T KNOW IT.
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EITHER WAY, THE
THOUGHT OF SPENDING
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THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU
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IS JUST TOO DAMN DEPRESSING.
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IF ANYBODY WANTS
ME, I'LL BE IN CHICAGO.
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OK, OK, YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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I CAN SEE THAT
NOW. BUT... BUT LOOK,
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YOU'VE GOT TO WORK
WITH ME ON THIS, OK?
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I'M NOT NEGOTIATING
WITH YOU, ANDY.
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I DON'T WANT
ANYTHING EXCEPT A LIFE.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO WALK OUT ON ME?
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THE WAY I SEE IT, ANDY,
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YOU WALKED OUT ON ME YEARS AGO.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME WE MADE LOVE?
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CAN YOU EVEN REMEMBER?
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DON'T DO THIS TO ME, EMMA.
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YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA SCHMUCK
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I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE?
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THAT'S WHAT REALLY
BOTHERS YOU, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, LET ME PUT
YOUR MIND TO REST.
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YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE A SCHMUCK.
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BECAUSE YOU ARE A SCHMUCK.
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AAHH! SCHMUCK?
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WHO'S A SCHMUCK, HUH?
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GOOD, BITCH.
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YOU WANT PASSION, EMMA?
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HOW'S THIS?
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AAH!
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AAH.
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DAMN BITCH.
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AAH!
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COME HERE!
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AAH!
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POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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UH-HUH.
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ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A SCREAM?
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THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I
DON'T CARE ANYMORE,
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AND I'M TIRED OF TALKIN'...
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TO HELL WITH ME?
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NO, TO HELL WITH YOU!
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RIGHT,
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BUT YOU'RE SURE IT WAS A SCREAM?
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MM-HMM.
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YOU SAY THE WOOD
GLEN APARTMENTS.
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DO YOU KNOW WHICH UNIT?
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THE CONWAYS'.
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OK, WE'LL SEND SOMEONE OVER.
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SHIT, AND THERE I WAS THINKIN'
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I'D GET SOME PAPERWORK
DONE TONIGHT.
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HEY, COULD YOU AND YOUR WIFE
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ARGUE A LITTLE MORE QUIETLY?
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YEAH, WE'LL WORK ON IT.
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WHAT WAS THAT CALL JUST NOW?
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UH, SOME WOMAN...
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SAYS SHE HEARD
A FIGHT NEXT DOOR,
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AND THEN A SCREAM,
AND THEN NOTHING.
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DID I HEAR THE NAME CONWAY?
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YEAH.
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THEY IN WOOD GLEN, UH, UNIT 402?
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AS A MATTER OF
FACT... YOU KNOW 'EM?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M ON IT.
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I WANT TO SEE WHAT
THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE.
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
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YOUR SHIFT ENDED
OVER AN HOUR AGO.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING
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ON VACATION TOMORROW
WITH YOUR WIFE.
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I SAID I WAS GOING FISHING.
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I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT TAKING MY WIFE.
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SHIT!
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OPEN UP. POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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UH, I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
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I'M OFFICER FINE.
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I, UH...
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GOT A CALL FROM ONE
OF YOUR NEIGHBORS.
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THEY SAID THEY HEARD A SCREAM.
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MIND IF I COME IN?
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NO, NOT AT ALL.
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A SCREAM? REALLY?
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IS YOUR WIFE HERE?
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NO. SHE LEFT...
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ACTUALLY, FOR GOOD.
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WE HAD AN ARGUMENT.
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I GUESS THAT'S
WHAT MY NEIGHBOR...
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WHICH NEIGHBOR
DID YOU SAY IT WAS?
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I DIDN'T.
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DID SHE GO TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE,
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SOME PLACE WHERE
WE CAN REACH HER?
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ACTUALLY, SHE'S ON
HER WAY TO CHICAGO.
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CHICAGO?
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YEAH. SHE HAS FAMILY THERE.
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LOOK, OFFICER,
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
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WE HAD A FIGHT, IT GOT LOUD,
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SHE PACKED HER
BAG, AND SHE LEFT.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS?
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OH, I, UM, CUT MYSELF SHAVING.
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MM-HMM. MIND IF I LOOK AROUND?
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NO, NOT AT ALL.
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IT'S, UH, IT'S LIKE I SAID.
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I CUT MYSELF SHAVING.
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WE KEEP THE TOWELS IN THE TRUNK.
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RIGHT.
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MARYSVILLE HIGH.
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YOU GO TO HIGH
SCHOOL AROUND HERE?
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UH, NO, I DIDN'T.
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DID YOUR WIFE?
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NO. WE MOVED HERE FROM CHICAGO
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ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO.
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THANKS.
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INTO BUBBLE BATHS, ARE YOU?
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YEAH, YOU'D, UH,
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YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW
RELAXING THEY ARE.
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ESPECIALLY, AFTER A LONG DAY.
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SO, WHEN YOUR WIFE
GETS TO CHICAGO,
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I'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE HER
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GIVE US A CALL.
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I'LL DO THAT, OFFICER,
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THE MINUTE I HEAR FROM HER.
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THANKS FOR TALKING TO US.
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OH, UH, WHEN THE
OTHER GUYS GET HERE...
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OTHER GUYS?
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YEAH, STANDARD
PROCEDURE BULLSHIT.
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JUST TELL THEM, I
WAS HERE ALREADY.
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AND OF COURSE,
THEY'LL PROBABLY WANT
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TO LOOK AROUND FOR THEMSELVES.
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THAT'S WHAT WE PAY 'EM FOR.
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IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO YOU.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL
BE MAKING THAT TRIP
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TO CHICAGO AFTER ALL, HONEY.
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Man on P.A.: PASSENGER
STEVE CLARK...
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PASSENGER STEVE CLARK...
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PLEASE COME TO THE BAGGAGE AREA.
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HERE YOU GO, SIR.
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HI. CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
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YEAH.
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I WANT TO BOOK THIS
THROUGH TO CHICAGO.
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FILL THIS OUT FOR ME, PLEASE.
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Man on P.A.: TRAIN NUMBER 311
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FROM NEW YORK CITY NOW
ARRIVING AT PLATFORM SIX.
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TRAIN NUMBER 311
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FROM NEW YORK CITY NOW
ARRIVING AT PLATFORM SIX.
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ALL DONE? YES.
251
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:35,865
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
252
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,699
SHOW THAT WHEN
YOU GET TO CHICAGO,
253
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AND YOU'RE ALL SET.
254
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,469
YOU HAVE A NICE TRIP, SIR.
255
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,193
THANK YOU. OK, BYE-BYE.
256
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MR. CONWAY.
257
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OFFICER FINE.
258
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:57,386
I WAS AT YOUR APARTMENT
EARLIER THIS EVENING.
259
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,420
OH, RIGHT.
260
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,856
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
261
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,858
THAT'S THE POINT.
262
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,927
DOING A LITTLE
PLAINCLOTHES WORK.
263
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YOU, UH, GOING SOMEWHERE?
264
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,131
YEAH. I, UM...
265
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,265
HEY, MISTER!
266
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,568
MISTER, THAT TRUNK
YOU'RE TAKING TO CHICAGO,
267
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,037
YOU FORGOT TO FILL OUT
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS.
268
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,006
AND, I TELL YOU, IF
THESE THINGS GET LOST,
269
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,907
THEY GET LOST FOR GOOD.
270
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,676
THERE'S NO WAY TO
TRACE IT BACK TO YOU.
271
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,144
HERE YOU GO.
272
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,868
THANK YOU.
273
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,751
YOU KNOW, IT'S A
FUNNY THING, OFFICER,
274
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,086
BUT JUST AFTER YOU LEFT,
275
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UH, MY WIFE CALLED,
276
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AND SHE GOT TO CHICAGO,
277
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,257
AND WE MADE UP,
278
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,892
SO NOW I'M GOING TO
CHICAGO TO MEET HER.
279
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,228
OH, LIKE A SECOND HONEYMOON.
280
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RIGHT.
281
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,364
THAT'S NICE.
282
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,299
MIGHT WANT TO THINK
ABOUT BOARDING NOW, SIR.
283
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,301
YOUR TRAIN'S GONNA LEAVE
284
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,737
AS SOON AS I GET THESE BAGS ON.
285
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,739
YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT.
286
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,807
RIGHT.
287
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,432
HEY, COME ON. I'LL WALK YOU.
288
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,371
Man: GET A SEAT NEAR
THE BACK OF THE CAR.
289
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GIVE MY BEST TO CHICAGO, HUH?
290
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,387
YEAH.
291
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,486
SHIT.
292
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,777
STUPID SON OF A BITCH.
293
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:49,932
TRAIN GETS INTO CHICAGO
294
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AROUND 6 A.M...
295
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,390
IF WE'RE LUCKY.
296
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,106
LONG TIME NO SEE, HUH?
297
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,874
YOU'RE GOING TO CHICAGO?
298
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,209
YUP.
299
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,211
A CASE I'M WORKING ON.
300
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,247
I CAN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT IT.
301
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,248
I CAN'T TELL YOU
302
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,516
HOW MUCH I LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS.
303
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,518
I MEAN, IN MY LINE OF WORK,
304
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,587
THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT SO GOOD.
305
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,556
YOU'RE A VERY LUCKY MAN.
306
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,558
WHAT DID YOU AND YOUR WIFE
307
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,792
FIGHT ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
308
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,127
OH, UM,
309
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,329
SHE SAID I WASN'T PAYING
ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HER.
310
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,132
IS THAT RIGHT? HMM.
311
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,935
MY WIFE'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
312
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,435
THINKS I PAY TOO
MUCH ATTENTION TO HER.
313
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,537
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
314
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,506
WELL, THAT'S NICE
IF YOU HAVE THE TIME.
315
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,009
WELL, YOU GOTTA MAKE THE TIME.
316
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,011
THING IS, WHAT'S A
GUY SUPPOSED TO DO
317
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,679
WHEN HIS LADY JUST
ISN'T INTERESTED?
318
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,916
I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU DO?
319
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,918
I'M ASKING YOU. I DON'T KNOW.
320
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,855
I MEAN, MAYBE MARRIAGE
IS THE PROBLEM.
321
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,758
PEOPLE CAN BE TOGETHER
TOO LONG, YOU KNOW?
322
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:49,791
I MEAN, TAKE ME.
323
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,527
I'VE KNOWN MY WIFE
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
324
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,564
CAN I ASK YOU A
PERSONAL QUESTION?
325
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,567
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
326
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,335
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE
UNDER OATH OR ANYTHING.
327
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,825
OH, SURE.
328
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,976
LET'S SAY YOU'RE GOING
TO MURDER YOUR WIFE.
329
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,398
HOW WOULD YOU DO IT?
330
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,914
I'M NOT A MURDERER.
331
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,215
OH, COME ON. YOU TELLIN' ME
332
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,984
YOU NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT KILLING YOUR WIFE?
333
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,286
WE ALL HAVE.
334
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,888
HEY, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YA?
335
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,624
I TELL YOU WHAT. I'M
GOING TO TELL YOU
336
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,728
HOW YOU'D KILL YOUR WIFE, OK?
337
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,230
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A SHOOTER,
338
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,299
AND YOU'RE NOT
THE STABBING TYPE.
339
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,666
IT'S A BAD IDEA, ANYWAY
340
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,069
FROM A COP'S POINT OF VIEW.
341
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,303
I MEAN, THAT BLOOD JUST SPATTERS
342
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,938
IN ALL THE STRANGEST PLACES.
343
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,907
PLACES YOU WOULDN'T
EVEN THINK OF
344
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,212
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO
CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS.
345
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:45,781
LOOK, I... I LOVE MY WIFE.
346
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,305
I GOT IT.
347
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,287
I THINK YOU'D STRANGLE YOUR WIFE
348
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,523
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, MAYBE...
349
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,958
AAH!
350
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,960
IN A MOMENT OF RAGE.
351
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,261
AM I GETTING WARM?
352
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,684
AAH!
353
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,866
YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T
354
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,868
HAD ANYTHING TO EAT TODAY,
355
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,892
SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
356
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,931
I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON
YOUR SEAT FOR YA.
357
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,298
BOY, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
358
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,866
WHAT IS THAT, MEAT LOAF?
359
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,102
YOU KNOW? IT'S FUNNY.
360
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,504
BUT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT,
361
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,807
I GOT HUNGRY, WHICH IS WEIRD
362
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,809
BECAUSE I USUALLY
GET TRAVEL SICK.
363
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,677
YOU KNOW, I END UP
THROWING EVERYTHING UP.
364
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,302
THAT SMELLS SO GOOD. YOU
MIND IF I TASTE A LITTLE BIT OF IT?
365
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,654
MMM. THAT IS GOOD.
366
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,889
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE THAT.
367
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,993
UNLESS YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO EAT YOURS.
368
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,261
HEY, THANKS.
369
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,063
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M
SO CHATTY WITH YOU.
370
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:14,035
IT'S STRANGE, BUT I FEEL LIKE
WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
371
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,705
WHAT'S WRONG? YOU
LOOK A LITTLE PALE.
372
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,175
HOW MUCH OF THIS
STUFF DID YOU EAT?
373
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,210
I'M FINE.
374
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,833
SEE THAT GUY BACK THERE?
375
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,650
NOW, DOES HE SEEM
LIKE THE KIND OF GUY
376
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,607
WHO'S RUNNING $5
MILLION WORTH OF DRUGS?
377
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,622
DRUGS?
378
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,725
YOU SEE, THE AIRLINES
AIN'T SAFE ANYMORE.
379
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,295
YOU KNOW, THEY GOT THE
METAL DETECTORS AND SHIT.
380
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:43,098
SO NOW THESE GUYS, THEY'RE
RUNNING DRUGS ON THE RAILS.
381
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,301
THAT GUY, THIS TRAIN,
382
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,102
THAT'S THE CASE I'M WORKING ON.
383
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,170
REALLY?
384
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,039
THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN WORKING ON?
385
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,040
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
386
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,577
NOTHING'S SACRED
TO THEM SCUMBAGS.
387
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,647
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
388
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,249
OH, UH...
389
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,084
IT'S JUST, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
390
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,986
RUNNING DRUGS ON A TRAIN.
391
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,210
I MEAN, IT JUST SEEMS SO STUPID.
392
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,857
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE
393
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,125
WHO WOULD HAVE
THOUGHT IT, YOU KNOW?
394
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,448
HMM.
395
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,764
SO, HOW LONG YOU
BEEN WORKING ON THIS?
396
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,866
OH, A LONG TIME. VERY LONG TIME.
397
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,601
BUT TODAY'S A BIG DAY.
398
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,836
YEAH?
399
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,905
SEE, WHAT THAT GUY DOESN'T KNOW,
400
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,273
IS A WHOLE BUNCH
OF F.B.I. AGENTS
401
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,875
ARE GOING TO BE
GETTING ON IN PEORIA.
402
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,478
F.B.I., REALLY?
403
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,014
AND THEY'RE GONNA GO
THROUGH THIS TRAIN INCH BY INCH
404
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,916
BEFORE WE GET TO CHICAGO.
405
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:39,822
EVERY CAR, EVERY NOOK,
EVERY CRANNY, EVERY BAG.
406
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,078
TOOK WEEKS JUST TO GET THE
GODDAMNED SEARCH WARRANTS.
407
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,860
ALL THE BAGS?
408
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,528
ALL OF THEM.
409
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:50,954
"T" MINUS 22 MINUTES
AND COUNTING.
410
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,572
YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE
IS SOMETHING WRONG
411
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,039
WITH THAT MEAT LOAF.
412
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,898
I GOT... I GOTTA GET SOME AIR.
413
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,567
EXCUSE ME.
414
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,527
YOU OK?
415
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:29,220
YEAH. IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU.
416
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,796
I JUST NEEDED SOME AIR.
417
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,593
PEORIA. RIGHT ON TIME.
418
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,411
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
419
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,402
YOU MADE A REAL BAD
MISTAKE WITH THE RING.
420
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,484
THE RING?
421
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,018
THE HIGH SCHOOL RING.
422
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,954
I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE
DIFFERENT FOR YOU BIG-CITY TYPES,
423
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,112
BUT OUT HERE, HIGH-SCHOOL
RINGS STILL MEAN SOMETHING.
424
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:04,132
MARYSVILLE HIGH. CLASS OF '77.
425
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,535
I STILL WEAR IT WITH PRIDE.
426
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,304
AND WHEN I GIVE ONE OF
THESE THINGS TO SOMEONE,
427
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,505
IT MEANS SOMETHING.
428
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,909
YOU SEE, I THINK SOMEONE
GAVE THAT RING TO YOUR WIFE.
429
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,878
AND I DON'T BUY FOR A SECOND
THAT SHE'D LEAVE IT BEHIND.
430
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:19,682
YOU'RE THE GUY THAT'S BEEN
HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY WIFE.
431
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,250
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA
FIND WHEN WE OPEN UP YOUR TRUNK?
432
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,287
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING.
433
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,355
I DOUBT THAT.
434
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,291
GO TO HELL.
435
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,393
YOU WANT TO SEE
WHAT'S IN MY TRUNK?
436
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,762
COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU.
437
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,252
FINE.
438
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,134
THESE YOUR F.B.I. GUYS?
439
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,168
I LIED.
440
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,370
YOU'RE THE CASE, ASSHOLE.
441
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,638
OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M AFRAID
442
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,239
I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO BREAK YOUR HEART.
443
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,742
OOH, GO AHEAD, BREAK IT.
THAT IS YOUR TRUNK, RIGHT?
444
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:50,112
YEAH, THAT'S MY TRUNK, AND
THAT'S THE I.D. CARD I FILLED OUT.
445
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,736
HE SAW ME DO IT.
446
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,927
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DID WITH THAT KEY.
447
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,429
OPEN IT UP.
448
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:08,552
NO PROBLEM.
449
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,424
THANK YOU.
450
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,345
THAT... THAT CAN'T BE.
451
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:26,682
DEAD BODY HACKED TO
PIECES IN YOUR TRUNK.
452
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,984
SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR TO ME.
453
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:32,554
THAT'S NOT MY WIFE.
THIS ISN'T MY TRUNK.
454
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,456
I THREW MINE OFF THE TRAIN.
455
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,391
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
456
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,692
I WAS WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
457
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,129
YOU NEVER LEFT MY SIGHT.
458
00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:41,897
HE'S LYING.
459
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,198
WHY DON'T YOU TELL
HIM ABOUT THE AFFAIR
460
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,299
YOU WERE HAVING WITH MY WIFE,
461
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,568
AND ABOUT THE RING
THAT YOU GAVE HER
462
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,937
THAT RING UNDER YOUR
BED WAS A WOMAN'S RING.
463
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,171
IT WAS MY WIFE'S.
464
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,740
MY WIFE GAVE IT TO YOUR WIFE
465
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,075
WHEN THEY STARTED
SEEING EACH OTHER.
466
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,243
WHAT?
467
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,878
THAT'S MY WIFE IN YOUR TRUNK.
468
00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:59,348
LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. ADMIT IT!
469
00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,749
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT
YOUR WIFE WAS LEAVING YOU
470
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,184
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN,
YOU WENT BERSERK.
471
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,618
DECIDED TO GET SOME REVENGE.
472
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,254
THAT'S WHY YOU
MURDERED MY WIFE, ISN'T IT?
473
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,287
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE!
474
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:07,356
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
475
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,356
THAT YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY?
476
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,091
NO, I MEAN, YES,
I KILLED MY WIFE!
477
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,226
THEN WHERE'S HER BODY?
478
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,061
IT'S IN THE TRUNK I
THREW OFF THE TRAIN.
479
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,295
YOU SAYING YOU KILLED THEM BOTH?
480
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:15,530
NO! NO!
481
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,266
YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!
482
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,268
YOU BETTER GET YOUR
STORY STRAIGHT, PAL.
483
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,236
JURIES HAVE A HABIT
OF FRYING PERJURERS,
484
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:24,405
AND YOU MURDERED MY
WIFE. AND THAT'S A FACT.
485
00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:26,708
NOW GET OUT OF MY
SIGHT BEFORE I KILL YOU.
486
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:30,344
NO, NO! HE'S LYING!
YOU SET ME UP!
487
00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,648
HE SET ME UP! HE SET ME UP!
488
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,650
WHAT A CRAZY SON OF A BITCH.
489
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,585
YOU THINK MAYBE
HE KILLED THEM BOTH?
490
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,120
NAH. HIS WIFE LEFT HIM.
491
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,456
SHE WAS ON A FLIGHT TO CANCUN.
492
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,757
WE CHECKED IT OUT THIS MORNING.
493
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,324
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WORSE... FINDING OUT
494
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:44,426
YOUR WIFE WAS CHEATING ON YOU
495
00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:46,428
OR FIND OUT SOMEONE SNUFFED HER?
496
00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:48,296
I TELL YOU WHAT...
THEY BOTH SUCK.
497
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,032
THERE'S AN EXPRESS HOME.
498
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:52,000
RUNS THROUGH HERE
IN AN HOUR OR SO.
499
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,134
WANT US TO GET YOU A TICKET?
500
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,402
NO, NO, NO.
501
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,204
I THINK I'M GONNA RENT ME A CAR.
502
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,173
I NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME.
503
00:24:58,197 --> 00:24:59,507
ALL RIGHT.
504
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,901
LIFE CAN BE SUCH A GRIND.
505
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:21,496
YOU KNOW, EMMA... YOU DON'T
LOOK SO BAD FOR A WOMAN
506
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,560
WHO'S BEEN HACKED UP
AND THROWN OFF A TRAIN.
507
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,052
THAT BONNIE'S MY KIND OF GUY.
508
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:48,056
HE COMES UP WITH A PLAN, BUT
IT'S ANDY WHO HAS TO HATCHET.
509
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,993
I GUESS IT'S TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY...
510
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,129
BETTER DEAD THEN WED.
511
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:56,931
HMM.
512
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,322
TIME FOR MY FINISH.
513
00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:06,663
HA HA HA!
514
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:13,581
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL BOMBING.
515
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,817
TAKE MY LIFE... PLEASE!
516
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,228
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
517
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,372
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...
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