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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,887 AH HA HA HA HA! 2 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,845 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 3 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,193 CHOP 'EM TO THE LEFT! 4 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,427 CHOP 'EM TO THE RIGHT! 5 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:25,962 CHOP 'EM EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! 6 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,797 FRIGHT, FRIGHT, FRIGHT! 7 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,633 ALL RIGHT, CREEPS. IT'S FOURTH AND GHOUL. 8 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,904 THEY'RE PROBABLY EXPECTING US TO RUN A GHOST PATTERN, 9 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:36,739 SO LET'S RUN A SCREAM PASS INSTEAD! 10 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,209 YEE HEE HEE! 11 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:43,012 OF COURSE, I COULD PULL OUT A FEW OTHER SURPRISES 12 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:46,082 FROM MY PLAYBOOK, LIKE TONIGHT'S TALE. 13 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,650 IT'S ABOUT A COUPLE OF BROTHERS 14 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:51,287 WHO ARE PLANNING A LITTLE HIGH SCARING OF THEIR OWN 15 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:54,724 IN A NASTY BIT OF OFFENSE I CALL 16 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:58,016 PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN BRASS HEARSES. 17 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,815 CLEAN UP AROUND HERE. 18 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:06,796 AW, HELL. 19 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,766 WHO DRANK ALL THE HAWAIIAN PUNCH? 20 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,934 I DON'T KNOW. 21 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,057 SHIT. 22 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:26,905 BUTTER? 23 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,041 NO, THANKS. 24 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,425 HEY, BILLY? 25 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,927 DO YOU THINK THAT FRANK AND JESSE JAMES 26 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,930 EVER PLANNED A WAREHOUSE ROBBERY? 27 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:42,198 MAYBE. 28 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,767 AN ICE CREAM WAREHOUSE, BILLY, YOU THINK, MAYBE? 29 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,269 NO, NOT AN ICE CREAM WAREHOUSE, 30 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,558 LITTLE BROTHER. 31 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,414 WE'RE STILL A LOT LIKE 32 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,716 FRANK AND JESSE JAMES, AIN'T WE, BILLY? 33 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,850 YEAH, KINDA. 34 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,074 NOW, SHUT UP. I'M WATCHING THIS. 35 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,790 OF COURSE, FRANK AND JESSE JAMES RODE HORSES 36 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,425 AND WE DRIVE AROUND IN AN IMPALA. 37 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,193 BUT AN IMPALA IS A KIND OF HORSE, 38 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,228 RIGHT, BILLY? AIN'T IT? 39 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,997 ARGH! ENOUGH OF THIS JESSE JAMES SHIT! 40 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,600 FORGET ABOUT HIM! HE'S A WUSSY! 41 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,101 DID HE EVER DO 2 YEARS 42 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,406 AT SAN QUENTIN LIKE I DID, DID HE? 43 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,229 NO, BILLY. 44 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,617 OH. OH, SHIT, VIRG... 45 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,719 YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 46 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,487 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 47 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,577 RIGHT? 48 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,225 HEY, COME ON. COME ON, NOW. 49 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,028 WHO'S YOUR BIG BROTHER, HUH? 50 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,196 HUH? 51 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,498 WHO'S ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR YOU, HUH? 52 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,100 YOU ARE, BILLY. YOU'RE THE BEST. 53 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:53,136 HEE HEE HEE! GODDAMN RIGHT, I AM! 54 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,604 NOW, COME ON, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS 55 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,473 ABOUT THE GIG TOMORROW? YOU GETTING NERVOUS? 56 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,108 NO, BILLY, I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 57 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,409 WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD 58 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,577 ANY FUCK-UPS, NOW, CAN WE? 59 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,011 SURE CAN'T. THAT'D BE TROUBLE. 60 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,179 THAT'D BE BIG TROUBLE. 61 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,547 YEAH, BIG TROUBLE. 62 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,505 SO LET'S GO OVER IT ONE MORE TIME. 63 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,320 WHO'S ON YOUR SHIFT? 64 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,610 UH... 65 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,925 TOM AND COOTER. 66 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,127 ALL RIGHT. 67 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,461 AND WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO 68 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,463 WHEN YOU GET IN THERE? 69 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:24,934 TELL OL' TOM TO GO PICK UP A TRANSFER 70 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,603 OVER AT 41 RIGHT AWAY. 71 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,572 AND IF HE GIVES YOU ANY GRIEF? 72 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,974 TELL HIM THAT THE CALL CAME DOWN 73 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,611 FROM THE DISTRICT CENTER. 74 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,712 AND THEN I'LL WAIT FOR COOTER TO GO ON HIS BREAK, 75 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:40,617 AND THEN... AND THEN, UM... 76 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,073 UM... 77 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,289 I UNLOCK THE DOOR, AND... 78 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:49,392 NO! GOD... 79 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,294 DISENGAGE THE FIRE ALARM, 80 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,829 THEN YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR! 81 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,864 YOU GOT IT? RIGHT. 82 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,533 PLEASE, TELL ME YOU GOT IT. 83 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,068 RIGHT. RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 84 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,770 I'LL REMEMBER, BILLY. I PROMISE. 85 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,139 I PROMISE. 86 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,430 GOOD. LET'S HOPE SO. 87 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:11,781 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH OF THAT. 88 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,772 NOW, GET YOUR SHIRT ON. 89 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,386 THERE'S ONE THING I WANT TO DO 90 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,210 BEFORE THE SHIT HITS THE FAN TOMORROW. 91 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,392 WHAT'S THAT, BILLY? 92 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,182 EAT A LITTLE ICE CREAM. 93 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,216 SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, 94 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,507 NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN AWAY. 95 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,665 WE MEET AGAIN, MR. BYRD. 96 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,066 PATIENCE, MY LITTLE FRIENDS! 97 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,402 PATIENCE! 98 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,071 REMEMBER, THERE'S A METHOD TO MY MADNESS! 99 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,029 Boy: OK! 100 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,811 TA-DA! 101 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,582 HEY, MR. BYRD, IT LOOKS LIKE 102 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,383 ALL OUR FRIENDS WANT ICE CREAM! 103 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,753 OF COURSE THEY DO, LITTLE WILLY. 104 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,455 BUT WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIRST? 105 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,390 BITE THE BIG ONE! 106 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,893 OH! WELL, IF IT'S THE BIG ONE DANNY WANTS, 107 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,495 MR. BYRD, I'D RECOMMEND ONE OF MY DELICIOUS 108 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,497 FROSTY FREEZE FRUIT DRINKS! 109 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:37,433 OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, LITTLE WILLY. 110 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,702 THEY COME IN EIGHT EXCITING FLAVORS. 111 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,404 AND THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU, TOO. 112 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,639 IN FACT, I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE ONE 113 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,874 RIGHT NOW. 114 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,243 WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE BOYS AND GIRLS 115 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,612 A LITTLE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE WHILE I ENJOY 116 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,014 THIS FABULOUS NEW 117 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,671 79-CENT DRINK SENSATION. 118 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,086 OK, BOYS AND GIRLS! 119 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,255 WHO WANTS TO HEAR A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE? 120 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,824 All: I DO! 121 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,358 ALL RIGHT. KNOCK-KNOCK. 122 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,794 WHO'S THERE? 123 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,230 UH-OH. 124 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,164 I SAID WHO'S THERE? 125 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:10,333 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BYRD? 126 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,500 DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ONE OF YOUR OLD 127 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,069 VENDOR BUDDIES? 128 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,305 I USED TO DRIVE A RIG JUST LIKE THIS. 129 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,074 'COURSE, I LOOK A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR. 130 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,241 SEEING HOW I JUST SPENT 131 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:20,409 THE LAST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE 132 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,778 ROTTING IN PRISON. 133 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,680 BUT YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT. 134 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:24,848 YOU PUT ME THERE. 135 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,516 I REMEMBER, WILLIAM. 136 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,219 YOU WERE TRIMMING YOUR PROFITS, 137 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:31,120 SELLING YOUR INVENTORY ON THE SIDE. 138 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,557 YOU WERE STEALING. 139 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,381 HURRY IT UP, BUTTHEAD. 140 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,603 I WAS JUST KIDDIN'. 141 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,838 HE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, KIDS. 142 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,875 I GOT WHAT I DESERVED. 143 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,042 HEY, AND TO SHOW YOU WHAT A SPORT I AM, 144 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,444 I'LL EVEN TAKE SOMETHING TO GO. 145 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,313 LET'S SEE... 146 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,582 YOU GOT ANYTHING IN... 147 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,750 BUTTER NUT? 148 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,685 NOPE. 149 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,621 BUTTER BRICKLE? 150 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,456 NOPE. 151 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,724 BUTTERMILK? 152 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,013 NOPE. 153 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,476 I DO HAVE BUTTERSCOTCH. 154 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,787 FINE. MAKE IT TWO. 155 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,838 CAN YOU BREAK THIS? 156 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,741 CERTAINLY. 157 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,209 I DO HOPE YOU DON'T HARBOR 158 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,810 ANY HARD FEELINGS, WILLIAM. 159 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,433 I MEAN... 160 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,071 WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 161 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,287 GEE. YOU'RE A SMART MAN, BYRD. 162 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,455 I ONLY WISH I'D HAVE COME 163 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,680 AND TALKED TO YOU SOONER. 164 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,095 HEY, KID. 165 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,419 EAT UP. 166 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,933 WHAT IS IT? 167 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,100 EEEW! 168 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,924 LOSER. 169 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,062 Kids: I DO! I DO! 170 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,999 SURPRISE. HEY! 171 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,113 THANKS. 172 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,657 YOU'LL GET YOURS TOMORROW, BYRD. 173 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,186 BILLY, HE'S JUST AN OLD PUPPET MAN. 174 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,487 I DON'T CARE IF HE CAN PULL MONKEYS 175 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,655 OUT OF HIS ASS WITH A HAIRPIN. 176 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,759 I WANT PAYBACK! 177 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,762 OH, SURE, BILLY. ANYTHING YOU SAY. 178 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,131 I MEAN, YOU DONE HARD TIME. 179 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,587 DAMN. 180 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,477 AW, HERE. HELL, HAVE MINE. 181 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,600 GO ON, TAKE IT. 182 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,457 I LOST MY TASTE FOR THE STUFF. 183 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:45,487 Woman over P.A.: LOADING DOCK 4, 184 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,151 THAT'S LESS THAN ONE HOUR. 185 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,751 Woman: MR. VIRGIL! 186 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,721 VIRGIL! 187 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,502 VIRGIL? 188 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,004 COOTER! 189 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,906 DAMN IT, WHERE ARE THEM 2 MONKEYS ANYWAY... 190 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,075 OW! OH, GOD, 191 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,744 WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. 192 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,113 GO ON, BOTH OF YOU. 193 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,280 WHERE WERE YOU? 194 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,548 WORKING! 195 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,083 GOOFING OFF IS MORE LIKE IT. 196 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,718 I WAS ON MY BREAK! 197 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:16,919 LISTEN, MISTER... 198 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:20,143 THIS IS NOT A PLAYPEN FOR BOYS IN SHORT PANTS. 199 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,092 I AIN'T WEARIN' SHORT PANTS. 200 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,260 CAN IT. 201 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,562 NOW, "B" OLD BYRD JUST PULLED IN. 202 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,799 AND WHERE... WHERE IS LITTLE TOM, HUH, HUH? 203 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,968 HE SAID THAT HE HAD TO GO OVER TO 41 204 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,670 AND PICK UP A STOCK TRANSFER. 205 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,973 WHAT? AND WHO AUTHORIZED THAT? 206 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,008 DISTRICT SUPER. 207 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,564 OH, GODDAMN IT! 208 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,646 DAMN HIM. 209 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,147 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THINGS 210 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,782 RUNNING SMOOTHLY AROUND HERE 211 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,017 WHEN ALL I'M LEFT WITH IS YOU TWO, 212 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,820 YOU... YOU KNUCKLEHEADS. 213 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,222 HE SHOULD KNOW THAT MR. BYRD 214 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,792 IS NOT A MAN WHO LIKES TO BE KEPT WAITING. 215 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,862 BEEN THAT WAY FOR 15 YEARS. 216 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,065 WHEN MR. BYRD HAS A SCHEDULED PICK-UP 217 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,368 HE ARRIVES ON TIME, 218 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,004 AND HE EXPECTS THE SAME COURTESY IN RETURN. 219 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:11,007 THAT'S SOMETHING THAT WE CALL 220 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,909 GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VALUES. 221 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,413 YOU KNOW, YOU BOYS COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO 222 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,815 FROM MR. BYRD. 223 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,873 GOD. 224 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,489 OH, I THINK WE KNOW ALL WE NEED TO KNOW 225 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,857 ABOUT MR. BYRD. 226 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:31,661 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS? 227 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,296 HELL'S BELLS, BILLY! 228 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,330 IS THAT YOU? 229 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,155 COOTER, HOW YOU BEEN? 230 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,145 GOOD DAY, MISS GRAFUNGAR. 231 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,614 AND GOOD DAY TO YOU, MR. BYRD. 232 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,283 I'LL HAVE YOUR ORDER READY IN A JIFFY, BUT BEAR WITH ME. 233 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,052 I'M A MAN SHORT TODAY. 234 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,219 OH, OH, NO PROBLEM. 235 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,521 SO, MR. BYRD. ARE WE GONNA HAVE THE PLEASURE 236 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:02,625 OF SEEING YOU AT THE VENDOR AWARDS THIS YEAR? 237 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,393 OH, UH... 238 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,395 THIS YEAR... 239 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,064 OH, I'M AFRAID NOT, MISS GRAFUNGAR. 240 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:13,770 WELL, IT SURE WOULD BE A WELCOME CHANGE TO SEE YOU THERE IN PERSON. 241 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,471 IT'S FUNNY, BUT, AHEM, 242 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:19,275 I JUST PURCHASED A LAVENDER PANTS SUIT. 243 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,811 AND IT WOULD LOOK MIGHTY SNAZZY 244 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,147 NEXT TO A FINE GENTLEMAN LIKE YOURSELF. 245 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,948 I'M SORRY, MISS GRAFUNGAR, 246 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,085 BUT I'M NOT MUCH FOR SUCH FRIVOLOUS FUNCTIONS. 247 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,487 OH, ME NEITHER. LET'S SAY WE JUST BLOW IT OFF 248 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,658 AND HAVE A NICE, QUIET DINNER ALONE TOGETHER. 249 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:40,363 OH, YOU KNOW, I MAKE THE BEST POTATO CHIP AND GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE 250 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,531 YOU EVER TASTED... 251 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:45,534 UH, AH, I'M SORRY... I'M SORRY. 252 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,292 FINE. 253 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,907 I'M NOT UPSETTING YOU, AM I? 254 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,864 I SAID FINE! 255 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,746 THAT'LL BE $156. 256 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:57,880 156? 257 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,816 YES, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 258 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,217 AND HERE WE GO. 259 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,085 NOW YOU GET IT? 260 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,720 NOW YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 261 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,655 WE GET HIM IN HERE WHEN NOBODY'S GONNA SEE US, 262 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,823 AND THEN WE DO THE DIRTY DEED. 263 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,159 IT'S AN EXTRA 500 IN CASH, EASY. 264 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,862 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BREAK COOTER'S NOSE, BILLY. 265 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,230 VIRGIL, THE GUY'S AN IDIOT. FORGET ABOUT HIM... 266 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,265 NOM HE'S NOT. HE'S SMART, BILLY. HE REALLY IS. 267 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,967 LIKE ONE TIME HE ASKED ME WHO'D WIN IN A FIGHT, 268 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,202 DARTH VADER, ROBOCOP OR THE MUNSTERS, 269 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,603 AND I THOUGHT DARTH VADER WOULD WIN, 270 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,538 BUT COOTER, HE'D DONE LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RESEARCH... 271 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,074 WILL YOU SHUT UP?! 272 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,198 FUCK, YOU'RE AS STUPID AS HE IS! 273 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,169 OH, SHIT. VIRGIL! 274 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,517 VIRGIL, COME ON. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 275 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,587 ALL RIGHT, WHEN GRAFUNGAR WALKS BACK TO HER OFFICE, 276 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,790 BYRD'S IN THERE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 277 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,457 OH, SHIT! 278 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,093 VIRGIL! 279 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,196 YOU'RE GONNA WAIT TILL SHE POPS THAT SAFE OPEN, 280 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,898 THEN YOU'RE GONNA STEP IN BEHIND HER, RIGHT? 281 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,133 RIGHT? THEN YOU'RE GONNA KEEP HER THERE 282 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,303 NICE AND QUITE WHILE I TAKE CARE OF BYRD, YOU GOT IT? 283 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,906 VIRGIL, PLEASE, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW! 284 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:57,907 I NEED YOU ON THIS ONE! 285 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,441 NO, YOU DON'T. 286 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,709 COME ON, YES, I DO! 287 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,244 NO, YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T... WE'RE A TEAM! 288 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,046 YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ME. YEAH, I DO LIKE YOU! 289 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,480 YOU'RE ALWAYS YELLING AT ME, 290 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,916 AND YOU'RE HITTING ME AND STUFF... 291 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,580 NO, YOU'VE GOT THAT ALL WRONG, BABY BROTHER. 292 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,555 DON'T YOU GET IT? DON'T YOU SEE? 293 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,258 IT'S NOT ME. IT'S THEM! 294 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,692 WHO? 295 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,060 THEM, EVERYBODY. 296 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,130 EVERYBODY OUT THERE SAYING THE DeLUCA BROTHERS ARE SHIT. 297 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,733 SCREW 'EM! THEY'RE GARBAGE! THEY'RE SCUM! 298 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,933 WHO'S SAYING THAT? 299 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,036 EVERYBODY, VIRGIL. EVERYBODY. 300 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,939 NO. YEAH, OH, YEAH. 301 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,241 COPS, BANKERS, LAWYERS. 302 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,844 EVEN GRAFUNGAR. 303 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,345 VIRGIL! 304 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,612 I'M RUNNING A BIT LATE. 305 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:38,780 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 306 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:39,949 HOLD YOUR HORSES! 307 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,117 LAZY JERK, CAN'T EVEN LOAD HIS OWN TRUCK. 308 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,620 WHY SHOULD THAT CHANGE? BEEN THAT WAY FOR 15 YEARS! 309 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,156 VIRGIL! 310 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,058 I HATE HER. 311 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,193 SO DO I, BRO. 312 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,828 BUT WE'RE OUTNUMBERED. 313 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,254 YOU AND ME IS ALL EACH OTHER'S GOT. 314 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,635 I'M GONNA HURT HER, BILLY. 315 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,071 I'M GONNA HURT HER FOR YOU. THAT'LL SHOW 'EM. 316 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,172 NO, NO, NO, NO. 317 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,041 YOU JUST FOLLOW THE PLAN. 318 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,810 YEAH, BUT I WANT TO. I WANNA HURT HER, BILLY. 319 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,411 OK, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, 320 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,547 GIVE HER A TITTY-TWISTER, TOO. 321 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,882 BUT USE YOUR HEAD. 322 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,918 OK, BILLY. OK, SURE. 323 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,653 VIRGIL? 324 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,854 VIR-R-R-R-GIL! 325 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,278 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GO, GO! 326 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,028 VIR-R-R-R-GIL! 327 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,930 VIRGIL! 328 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,064 WELL, THERE YOU ARE. 329 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,100 STUMBLING AROUND LIKE YOU HAVEN'T GOT 330 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,434 A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD. 331 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,769 GO GET COOTER AND THE TWO OF YOU LOAD BYRD'S TRUCK. 332 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,238 HURRY UP! 333 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,641 THAT JERK'S GOT A STICK UP HIS ASS 334 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,365 ABOUT PROMPT ATTENTION. SON OF A BITCH. 335 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,484 AAH! 336 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,688 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING? 337 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:57,026 OH, WIPE THAT STUPID SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. 338 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,862 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, HUH? 339 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,164 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CRIPPLED 340 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,666 FOR FALLS LESS THAN THAT! 341 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,469 BILLY SAYS I GOTTA KEEP YOU HERE. 342 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,405 YEAH, WHAT'S HE GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 343 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,094 STUPID IDIOT. 344 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,433 HOPE YOUR SLIME-BALL BROTHER ROTS IN PRISON. 345 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,858 LET'S HAVE SOME SERVICE OUT HERE! 346 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,126 HOP TO IT, PEOPLE! 347 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,262 MISS GRAFUNGAR! 348 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,520 COME ON. GET OUT OF THE TRUCK. 349 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,968 SHIT! 350 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,438 WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'S GRAFUNGAR? 351 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,307 BILLY, I DID LIKE YOU SAID. 352 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,563 MISS GRAFUNGAR! 353 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,380 TELL ME WHAT YOU DID. 354 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,804 TELL ME WHAT YOU DID EXACTLY! 355 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,721 BILLY... 356 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,293 AW, BILLY. I'M SORRY. 357 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,328 I'M SORRY, BILLY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 358 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,352 AHHH! 359 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,024 MISS GRAFUNGAR! 360 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,194 STAY HERE! 361 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:04,053 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 362 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,184 ENOUGH OF THIS. 363 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:22,926 NO! 364 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,343 SHIT! 365 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,512 HEY, BILLY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? 366 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,349 LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE. 367 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,440 COME ON, LET'S GET THAT SAFE! MOVE IT! 368 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,655 NO. 369 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,591 NO... 370 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,792 NO. 371 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,083 OH, NO! SHE CLOSED THE SAFE! 372 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,600 PLEASE TELL ME YOU TOOK THE MONEY OUT. 373 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,502 NO, I DIDN'T TAKE IT OUT, BILLY. 374 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,406 YOU SAID YOU'D DO IT, THAT'S THE PLAN. 375 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,045 FREAKING MURDER ONE AND WE DIDN'T GET SHIT. 376 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,981 BILLY, WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPET MAN? 377 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,949 HE STILL GOT MONEY, DON'T HE? 378 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,208 YOU SAID HE HAD 500 BUCKS, EASY. 379 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,323 YEAH. 380 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,347 THE PUPPET MAN. 381 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,919 Billy: SHH, SHUT UP! 382 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,643 Virgil: I WASN'T TALKING. 383 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,059 HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE 'EM, BYRD. 384 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,593 WE WANT IT ALL, 385 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,562 AND WE DON'T MEAN 31 FLAVORS. 386 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,596 YEAH! 387 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,833 NO, NO. PLEASE. SPARE ME. 388 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,835 IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO REPORT YOU. 389 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,369 I TRIED TO TALK 'EM... 390 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,705 FREEZE! ENOUGH OF THIS CRAZY SHIT. 391 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,641 SHOW 'EM, VIRG. 392 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,176 SHOW 'EM WE GOT WAYS OF MAKING HIM TALK. 393 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,467 RIGHT, BILLY. 394 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,385 YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT. 395 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,319 OH... 396 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,788 HE WOULDN'T TELL US 397 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,290 WHERE THE MONEY WAS, WOULD HE? 398 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,013 HEE HEE! 399 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,162 IS HE GONNA TELL US NOW? 400 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,030 HUH? IS HE? 401 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,499 IS HE? 402 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,434 YOU FUCKIN' RETARD! 403 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,637 AW, SHIT! 404 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,439 JUST FIND THE MONEY! OK? 405 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,575 YOU CHECK THE BEDROOM! 406 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,478 AW. I'LL SEARCH THE REST OF THE HOUSE. 407 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,335 DO IT!!! 408 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,303 OH, SHIT! 409 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,761 ICE CREAM. 410 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,519 HOW FUCKIN' ORIGINAL. 411 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:47,542 VIRGIL! GET IN HERE! 412 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,378 YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! 413 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,734 VIRGIL! 414 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:54,549 WHOO HOO HOO! 415 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,574 HEY, VIRGIL! 416 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:14,269 YOU JUST COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE, COULD YOU? 417 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,938 NO! YOU'RE DEAD! 418 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:17,973 I WARNED YOU. 419 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,843 VIRGIL! VIRGIL! 420 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,885 NO! NO! OH, VIRGIL! 421 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,088 NOW IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, WILLIAM. 422 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,345 IT AIN'T OVER YET. 423 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,795 IT'S PAYBACK TIME! 424 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,363 NO. NO! 425 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,165 YES, YES. 426 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,799 THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT? 427 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:47,603 I BET YOU AND YOUR BROTHER WERE REAL CLOSE. 428 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,671 FUCK YOU! 429 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,639 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BROTHER, 430 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,075 WE WERE CLOSE, TOO... 431 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,376 TILL HE DIED. 432 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,880 IN FACT, WE'RE STILL CLOSE. 433 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,482 LOOK HOW CLOSE. 434 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:03,352 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! 435 00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:05,854 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! 436 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:06,955 AAAAAH! 437 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,557 GOD, NO! 438 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:13,762 BROTHERHOOD'S KINDA LIKE A BOND, ISN'T IT? 439 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:17,165 THE KIND THAT YOU CAN'T EASILY WALK AWAY FROM. 440 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,622 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 441 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,869 BROTHER EARL... 442 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:24,606 HE WASN'T QUITE A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY. 443 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,676 BUT WHEN HE WAS DOING LITTLE WILLY'S VOICE, 444 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,844 HE WAS ONE HELL OF AN ICE CREAM SALESMAN! 445 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,167 HEH HEH HEH. 446 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,151 I'M REALLY GONNA MISS HIM. 447 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,987 GO TO HELL, YOU FREAK! 448 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,144 YOU'RE FIRST. 449 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,115 AAAGH! 450 00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,975 YO, BYRD. YOUR ICE CREAM SUCKS! 451 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,800 HEY, KID, BLOW ME. 452 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:07,716 AND YOU SMELL, TOO. 453 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,858 YOU HEAR THAT, EARL? 454 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,926 THE KID SAYS WE SUCK! 455 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,562 YEAH, RIGHT, YEAH, RIGHT, YEAH, RIGHT. 456 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:23,620 AND WE SMELL. 457 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,457 GO FIGURE. 458 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,250 SHAME ABOUT BILLY AND VIRGIL. 459 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:43,518 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, KIDDIES... 460 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,553 2 DEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE! 461 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:50,926 AND AS FOR BYRD, HE STAYED IN THE ICE CREAM BUSINESS, 462 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,228 AND DID VERY WELL. 463 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,563 EVERYONE LOVES BEN AND SCARY'S. 464 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:01,870 WELL, I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY PRACTICE. 465 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:05,207 NEXT WEEK, WE'RE PLAYING THE WASHINGTON DREADSKINS. 466 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,775 45... 467 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,644 22... 468 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:09,978 33... 469 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,847 HUT! HUT! HUT! 470 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,582 YOU IDIOT! 471 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:16,150 I DIDN'T CALL FOR A "HAND-OFF." 472 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:27,429 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 473 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:30,453 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org... 30809

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