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AH HA HA HA HA!
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Man on phone: YOU'VE GOT
TO HELP ME, DR. VISCOUS.
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IT'S OUR SON'S EATING HABITS.
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YOU SAID YOU WERE
CANNIBALS, RIGHT?
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YES. THAT'S WHY THIS
VEGETARIANISM THING SCARES ME.
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NO NEED TO WORRY.
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FOR ONE THING, VEGETARIANS ARE
PROBABLY MUCH BETTER FOR HIM.
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I LIKE TO STALK ONE
MYSELF FROM TIME TO TIME.
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MY ADVICE IS TO LET
HIM FIEND HIMSELF.
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THE LITTLE NIPPER WILL NEVER
LEARN TO MAGGOT ON HIS OWN
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IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY
PROTECTING HIM.
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OUR NEXT CALLER, LEO,
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THINKS HIS WIFE
IS CHEATING ON HIM.
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LET'S HOPE FOR HER SAKE,
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HE DOESN'T CATCH
HER IN THE "HACKED."
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I CALL THIS SICKENING
PSYCHODRAMA
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AS YE SOW.
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HERE SHE IS, EXITING
THE PRODUCE MARKET.
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I GOT EYES, FOR CHRIST SAKE.
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HOW'D YOUR GUY
KNOW SHE DIDN'T GO
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OUT IN THE BACK FOR A QUICKIE?
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I HAD A MAN IN BACK
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AND ANOTHER ONE
INSIDE THE STORE.
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3 GUYS... THAT'S IT?
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3 IS ALL THE FBI WOULD USE.
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HERE SHE STOPS
BRIEFLY AT THE BUTCHER'S.
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AND HER DAILY 10:00
VISIT TO ST. XAVIER'S.
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I PAID YOU GUYS 3O
GRAND FOR THIS SHIT?
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HOME MOVIES OF MY WIFE
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GOING IN AND OUT OF
STORES AND CHURCH?
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I TOLD YOU WHEN WE
UNDERTOOK THIS JOB
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THAT IT WOULD BE EXPENSIVE,
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THAT WE MIGHT COME
UP WITH NOTHING,
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PARTICULARLY IF YOUR
WIFE IS UP TO NOTHING.
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FACE IT, MR. BYRNES,
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YOUR WIFE...
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IS A REGULAR CHOIR GIRL.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU
COULDN'T CATCH HER AT IT
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DOESN'T MEAN SHE ISN'T DOING IT.
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I KNOW SHE'S UP TO SOME SHIT.
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I CAN FEEL IT ON HER SKIN
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EVERY TIME I TOUCH HER.
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I CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES
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WHEN SHE LOOKS AT ME.
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IT'S TEARING ME
APART, FOR CHRIST SA...
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YOU THINK I'M SOME
KINDA ASSHOLE, DON'T YOU?
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LOOK, MR. BYRNES,
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WHEN A GUY MARRIES A WOMAN...
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WHAT, 20, 25 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN HE IS...
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24.
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24, A PRETTY WOMAN,
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IT CAN GET TO HIM, YOU
KNOW, EMOTIONALLY.
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IT CAN AFFECT HIS JUDGMENT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME I
NEED A SHRINK, HMM?
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A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR
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MIGHT BE A GOOD
INVESTMENT FOR STARTERS.
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UM, AN ENCOUNTER
GROUP, HEALTH FARM, SPA.
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HA HA HA HA.
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LOOK, I DON'T NEED
YOUR NEW AGE BULLSHIT.
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AND I DON'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR
HALF-ASSED SURVEILLANCE, EITHER.
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I'M GOING TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE
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WHO KNOWS WHAT
THE HELL THEY'RE DOING.
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FINE. YOU LOOK
UNDER ENOUGH ROCKS,
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YOU'LL COME UP WITH
SOME SHEET-SMELLER
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WHO'LL BE HAPPY
TO TAKE YOUR MONEY.
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IN YOUR EAR, PAL.
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YOUR WIFE'S VERY LOVELY.
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A CATCH FOR ANY
MAN, MARRIED OR NOT.
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I CAN ONLY SYMPATHIZE
WITH YOUR PROBLEM.
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I WOULD, OF COURSE, GIVE
YOUR CASE THE HIGHEST PRIORITY.
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MM-HMM. YOU KNOW,
THOSE OTHER GUYS
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WERE SUPPOSED TO
BE THE BEST IN TOWN.
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HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE ANY GOOD?
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YOU WOULDN'T GO
TO AN OPTOMETRIST
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TO GET YOUR KIDNEY STONES
REMOVED, WOULD YOU?
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WHAT KIDNEY STONES?
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I'M MAKING A POINT.
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YOU WENT TO A MAN
WHOSE EXPERTISE
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IS IN INSURANCE FRAUD,
EMBEZZLING, THAT SORT OF THING.
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AND FOR THIS,
CHAPMAN IS VERY GOOD.
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I'D GO TO HIM.
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BUT...
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INFIDELITY...
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IS ANOTHER KETTLE OF FISH.
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HE WAS INSENSITIVE TO
YOUR SUSPICIONS, CORRECT?
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MADE ME FEEL LIKE
A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE.
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BUT THEN, THEY
WERE THE ASSHOLES.
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IN MY SUBSTANTIAL EXPERIENCE,
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A MAN OR WOMAN'S SUSPICIONS
ABOUT THEIR OTHER HALF
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ARE INVARIABLY CORRECT.
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THINGS BETRAY.
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A MOUTH THAT HESITATES
TO ANSWER A QUESTION,
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A SHOULDER THAT
CRINGES TO THE TOUCH,
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EYES THAT HAVE TO LOOK AWAY.
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THINGS THAT YOU MIGHT NOT
EVEN BE ABLE TO PUT INTO WORDS,
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BUT NEVERTHELESS
ARE A SMOKE SIGNAL
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THAT SOMETHING IS GOING ON.
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AND WHERE THERE'S SMOKE...
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THERE'S FUCKIN' FIRE!
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EXACTLY.
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MR. BYRNE, WHEN DID
YOU FIRST SUSPECT
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YOUR WIFE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR?
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A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN SHE...
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WHEN SHE STOPPED...
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STOPPED HAVING CONJUGAL
RELATIONS WITH YOU?
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OH, CHRIST.
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IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S SOMETHING
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT.
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TELL ME, MR. BYRNE...
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DOES YOUR WIFE WEAR
EASY ACCESS CLOTHING?
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WHAT?
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DOES SHE WEAR FULL
OR PLEATED SKIRTS,
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STRETCH PANTS THAT
JUST SLIP OVER THE HIPS?
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DOES SHE PREFER GARTER
BELTS TO PANTYHOSE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU'RE IN THE DRY
CLEANING BUSINESS
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AND YOU DON'T NOTICE
YOUR WIFE'S CLOTHING?
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I KNOW ABOUT CLOTHING,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?
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ALL I'M SAYING IS,
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YOU OUGHT TO THINK
ABOUT THESE THINGS.
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MR. BYRNE, I DON'T KNOW YET
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IF YOUR WIFE IS HAVING
AN AFFAIR OR NOT.
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BUT WE DO HAVE A
SAYING IN THIS BUSINESS...
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IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING
IT, SOMEONE ELSE IS.
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SO...
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SHALL WE GET TO WORK?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S LINGERIE.
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I KNOW THAT.
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I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
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THIS HERE, EH?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, HMM?
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I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THAT.
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IT'S FOR GOING TO THE LOO.
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT
TO KNOW ABOUT ME UNDERTHINGS?
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REALLY? IT'S FOR THAT?
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WHAT A SILLY QUESTION.
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WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE FOR, EH?
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WELL, UH...
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LEO, LOOK AT THIS MESS.
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DARLING, YOU KNOW,
SINCE WE'RE BOTH HOME...
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NOT NOW, LEO.
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COME ON, IT'S BEEN
SUCH A LONG TIME.
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HMM?
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YOU KNOW THE TIME IS A WEEK AWAY
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WHEN YOU CAN DO
YOUR DIRTY BUSINESS.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO WAIT
A WEEK. I WANT IT NOW.
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LEO. NO, LEO.
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COME ON. NO.
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LEO, NO. NO.
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IT'S ONLY BEEN A WEEK.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING
FOR ME ALREADY?
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FOR A PROFESSIONAL,
A WEEK'S ENOUGH.
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WHAT'S THIS? THIS IS THE SAME
SHIT AS THE OTHER GUYS GOT.
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IS IT?
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TAKE A LOOK AT
THE LAST TWO AGAIN.
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CAREFULLY.
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SO... SO WHAT'S THIS? SO
SHE'S HAPPIER COMING OUT
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THAN WHEN SHE WENT IN. BIG DEAL.
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SHE'S BEEN SPIRITUALLY UPLIFTED.
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WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
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I'M SORRY, MR. BYRNE,
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BUT WHAT YOUNG WOMAN
IN THIS DAY AND AGE
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GOES TO MASS EVERY DAY?
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BUT SHE'S FROM IRELAND.
THEY ALL DO THAT OVER THERE.
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DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY DO THAT,
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OR DOES SHE JUST
SAY THAT THEY DO THAT?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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ALL RIGHT, SO WHO'S THIS?
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WHO DO YOU THINK? IT'S HIM.
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A PRIEST?
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SHE'S BANGIN' A PRIEST,
FOR CHRIST SAKE?
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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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AM I?
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HIS NAME IS FATHER JOHN SEJAC.
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HE'S A RADICAL.
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HE WAS FIRED FROM
HIS LAST POSITION
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FOR DISOBEYING THE POPE'S
ENCYCLICAL ON CONTRACEPTION.
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NOW TAKE ANOTHER
LOOK AT THAT PICTURE
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OF YOUR WIFE LEAVING THE CHURCH.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.
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TALK TO THE MAN.
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL.
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GOOD AFTERNOON. CAN I HELP YOU?
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YEAH, WHERE'S FATHER SEJAC?
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HE'S UP IN THE CHOIR LOFT.
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THANKS.
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FATHER SEJAC?
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WHENEVER I'M
STRUGGLING WITH A SERMON,
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I FIND THAT PLAYING A LITTLE
MUSIC HELPS SMOOTH THE WAY.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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YEAH. YEAH.
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I JUST MOVED INTO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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I THOUGHT I'D CHECK
OUT YOUR PARISH
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FOR MY WIFE AND ME AND THE KIDS.
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AH, FAMILY MAN. THAT'S
NICE TO HEAR THAT, MR...
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LEO... LEONI.
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I'M JOHN SEJAC.
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FATHER.
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WHY IS IT NICE TO HEAR THAT?
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WELL, WE HAVE A LOT OF
OVERSTRESSED YOUNG PROFESSIONALS
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HERE IN THE FLOCK, AND...
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UNSTABLE RELATIONSHIPS AND ALL THE
ISSUES THAT ARE CONNECTED TO THAT
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ARE PART OF THE INEVITABILITY
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
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COULD I JUST... WHOA, WHOA.
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ROLL THAT BACK A MINUTE.
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WHAT ISSUES?
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WELL, PRE-MARITAL
SEX, MARITAL INFIDELITY,
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CONTRACEPTION,
ABORTION, DIVORCE.
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YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF THING.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN I GREW
UP, THAT KIND OF SHIT...
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THAT STUFF WAS
IMMORAL, PURE AND SIMPLE.
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IT'S NOT IN YOUR BOOK?
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WELL, MR. LEONI, IT'S MY OPINION
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THAT THE CHURCH
HAS TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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CONTEMPORARY
VALUES AND PROBLEMS,
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OR ELSE IT CEASES TO BE
OF ANY VALUE TO THE PEOPLE.
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NOW, IT'S MY GOAL TO
RE-ESTABLISH THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
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AS A LIVING, POTENT ORGAN,
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THROBBING WITH VITALITY,
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BURSTING WITH LIFE!
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NOW, I WANT TO EMBRACE
THE PEOPLE AS THEY ARE,
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WITH ALL THEIR
CONTEMPORARY PROBLEMS,
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TAKE THEM IN MY
ARMS AND HOLD THEM,
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AND SAY, "HEY,
IT'S OK TO BE YOU."
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NOW, YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I
HAVE TO HEAR A CONFESSION.
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EXCUSE ME, FATHER. WHAT DO
YOU CALL THAT YOU'RE WEARING,
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THAT... THAT... THAT...
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THIS IS A CASSOCK.
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WHY DO YOU WEAR
THAT INSTEAD OF A SUIT?
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WELL, IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE.
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NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT
236
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SOMETIMES IT... COMES IN HANDY.
237
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EXCUSE ME.
238
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HELLO.
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I'M READY FOR YOU NOW.
240
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,096
WHY DON'T YOU COME IN?
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ALL RIGHT.
242
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,104
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
243
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,128
YOU, TOO, FATHER.
244
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:04,814
BLESS ME, FATHER,
FOR I HAVE SINNED.
245
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:07,817
MY LAST CONFESSION
WAS A WEEK AGO,
246
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,801
AND SINCE THEN I'VE
HAD IMPURE THOUGHTS.
247
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,256
AND WHAT WERE THOSE THOUGHTS?
248
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,892
THAT I AM A WICKED WHORE,
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WORTHLESS IN GOD'S EYES.
250
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HEY...
251
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IT'S OK TO BE YOU.
252
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HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF GOD
253
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PRAY FOR US SINNERS
254
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,239
NOW AND AT THE
HOUR OF OUR DEATH.
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AMEN.
256
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,498
OUR FATHER...
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00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,049
I GOT YOUR LIVING, POTENT ORGAN,
258
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,373
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
259
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,258
FACE THE FACTS, MR. BYRNE.
260
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,050
YOUR WORST SUSPICIONS ARE TRUE.
261
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,732
BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER
262
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:33,268
BETWEEN BRIDGET AND ME.
263
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,171
I STILL LOVE HER.
264
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,072
I'M NOT A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR,
265
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,464
BUT OFFHAND I'D SAY IT'S
ALREADY OVER BETWEEN YOU.
266
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UNDER THE PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCES, THAT IS.
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00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,255
MAYBE IT'S TIME TO SEE A LAWYER.
268
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,824
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO LAWYER.
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00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,693
I CAN STILL GET HER BACK.
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IT'S JUST THAT FUCKING PRIEST.
271
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,232
WHY DID YOU COME BACK HERE?
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00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,968
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
273
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,090
REALLY?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
275
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,534
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT?
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YOU WANT THE PRIEST DEAD.
277
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
278
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I WANT THE PRIEST DEAD.
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00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,158
I WANT THE SON OF A BITCH
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SHOT IN HIS DICK,
281
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,861
THEN IN HIS EAR!
282
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,154
AND I WANT BRIDGET TO
BE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENS.
283
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,325
THAT'S A TALL ORDER, MR. BYRNE.
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00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,796
FORGET IT.
285
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,513
BUT NOT TOO TALL...
286
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,470
IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY.
287
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,053
HOW MUCH?
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00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:00,989
A FRACTION OF WHAT
THE DIVORCE WOULD COST.
289
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:05,327
$50,000 FOR THE PEOPLE.
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00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,795
YOU GOT IT.
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00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,098
AND ANOTHER 50 FOR ME,
292
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,533
ALL IN ADVANCE,
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TO BE LEFT IN A PLACE
OF MY CHOOSING.
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00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,203
IN ADVANCE?
295
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,067
WHAT, I LOOK LIKE A
MORON OR SOMETHING?
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00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,244
I'LL OVERLOOK THE
IMPLICATIONS OF THAT, MR. BYRNE,
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00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:27,216
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN
UNDER A GREAT DEAL OF STRESS.
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00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,019
FORGET I MENTIONED IT.
299
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,355
FORGOTTEN.
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00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,291
ONCE YOU LEAVE HERE TONIGHT,
301
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,327
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU
OR HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
302
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,329
JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
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00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,331
AS CONSPICUOUSLY AS POSSIBLE.
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00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,168
GO PLACES. SEE PEOPLE.
MAKE A LOT OF NOISE.
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00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,836
FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS.
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00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,460
YEAH, BUT...
307
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,576
BUT WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN?
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00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,533
MAYBE A WEEK. MAYBE A MONTH.
309
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,051
BUT IT WILL BE HANDLED.
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00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,720
THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE BETTER.
311
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,645
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
312
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,587
IN HIS EAR!
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00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:28,933
BUS NUMBER 57 DEPARTING
FOR DETROIT ON PLATFORM 2.
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00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,255
WILL PASSENGER ED KONINGER
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00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:44,526
PLEASE GO TO THE
INFORMATION OFFICE.
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00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:48,752
BUS NUMBER 14 ARRIVING FROM
NEW ENGLAND AT PLATFORM 4.
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00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,266
I WOULDN'T MISS
THIS FOR THE WORLD.
318
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,135
ALL RIGHT.
319
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,378
MMM. THAT'S GOOD.
320
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,551
OH, YEAH?
321
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,779
I'M SORRY, BRIDG.
322
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,629
LEO, I...
323
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,697
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME,
324
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,767
AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY.
325
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,037
IT'S NOTHING.
326
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,573
IT'S NOTHING, DOLL.
327
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,066
LEO, I'M REALLY TIRED.
328
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,305
NIGHT-NIGHT.
329
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,157
OH.
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00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,326
BRIDGET.
331
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,051
BRIDGET!
332
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,156
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
333
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:50,067
SON OF A BITCH.
334
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:56,808
HEY.
335
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,680
SHIT!
336
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:06,143
FATHER, ARE YOU THERE?
337
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,881
FATHER?
338
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,332
YES. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
339
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,626
JUST ONE MOMENT.
340
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,219
BLESS ME, FATHER,
FOR I HAVE SINNED.
341
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,411
MY LAST CONFESSION
WAS A WEEK AGO.
342
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,483
SO, WHAT ARE YOUR SINS?
343
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,169
IF YOU HAVE TO SEEK ABSOLUTION,
344
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:57,127
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME YOUR SINS.
345
00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:02,544
I'VE BEEN A BAD...
346
00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:06,615
NO, I'VE BEEN A TERRIBLE WIFE.
347
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:12,408
A LIAR WHO HAS CAUSED ME
HUSBAND TOO MUCH SUFFERING.
348
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:19,061
WHAT DID YOU LIE ABOUT?
349
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:24,566
MY REASONS WHY I DON'T PERFORM
350
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:27,524
THE DUTIES OF A WIFE MORE OFTEN.
351
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,074
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT?
352
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:35,510
I WANTED TO TELL HIM,
FATHER, SO MANY TIMES,
353
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,513
BUT I WAS AFRAID HE
WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
354
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,516
YOU SEE, MY MOTHER
DIED GIVING BIRTH.
355
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,952
AND I'M SO AFRAID IT
WOULD HAPPEN TO ME
356
00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,921
IF EVER I GOT
PREGNANT, I JUST...
357
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:48,211
WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.
358
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,627
IS THAT IT?
359
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,461
YES.
360
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:56,098
I'M TRULY PENITENT IN ME HEART,
361
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,500
AND I'M READY TO MAKE
AN ACT OF CONTRITION
362
00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:01,492
IF ONLY YOU CAN
GRANT ME ABSOLUTION.
363
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:04,939
YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
364
00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,663
YOU DIDN'T DO IT!
365
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,544
LEO?
366
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,545
OH, BRIDGET.
367
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,047
IS THAT YOU?
368
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,149
IT'S ME. BRIDG, COME ON.
369
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,805
GET OUT OF THERE.
370
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:18,687
COME ON.
371
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:19,688
OH, LEO!
372
00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:20,689
LEO...
373
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,690
IT DOESN'T...
374
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:23,191
WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?
375
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:24,559
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
376
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,060
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY!
377
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,497
ALL IS FORGIVEN! IT'S ALL RIGHT.
378
00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:30,453
LET GO OF HER, FATHER.
379
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:35,436
WAIT A MINUTE.
380
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,939
WAIT A MINUTE. NO...
381
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,006
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
382
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,107
SEE, LOOK... LOOK...
383
00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,076
I'M NO PRIEST.
384
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,777
I'M THE GUY WHO HIRED YOU.
385
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:43,978
Who is it?
386
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,280
AND I DON'T NEED YOU
ANYMORE. YOU'RE...
387
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:47,538
AAH!
388
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:53,355
IN YOUR EAR, FATHER.
389
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,019
AAH!
390
00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,695
OH, LEO.
391
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:01,719
LEO!
392
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:06,401
OH, LEO.
393
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,791
OH, LEO?
394
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:12,240
NO.
395
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:15,576
NO, LEO.
396
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,346
NO!
397
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,086
NO.
398
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:27,422
NO.
399
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,626
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
400
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,795
AND THE SON, AND
THE HOLY SPIRIT.
401
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,497
OH, LORD, DO NOT BRING
YOUR SERVANT TO TRIAL,
402
00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,900
FOR NO MAN BECOMES
HOLY IN YOUR SIGHT
403
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,959
UNLESS YOU GRANT HIM
FORGIVENESS OF ALL HIS SINS.
404
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,043
TALK ABOUT A PAIN IN THE APSE!
405
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,011
THAT'S LOVE FOR YOU.
406
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:52,914
EERIE TODAY, GAUNT TOMORROW.
407
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:55,516
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
408
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:58,887
AS FOR ME, KIDDIES,
MY SHIFT'S UP.
409
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,322
IT'S THE TOP OF THE HOUR.
410
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:04,092
TIME FOR YOUR
FAVORITE MORNING MAN...
411
00:28:05,751 --> 00:28:09,164
WHOO! AAH-HA HA! OW!
412
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,631
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
413
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:14,002
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A
"SHOCK JOCK" BEFORE?
414
00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:22,977
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
415
00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:25,869
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
416
00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:32,975
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